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And then I would let Ryan lay out some facts to you. And then whatever you decide, we will go with because we consider you to be a little bit of honor and you're the judge now. All right. Okay. So I'll go first. Here is what happened. I think we've got some video we can show a little bit, you know, a little bit later here in a second or two. So yesterday on the Jim Colbert show, they were doing a bit that they do. A normal bit. It was what's called again the animal house. Animal house. And they brought in a, I think it's like a two-year-old golden retriever. 11 month old objection. 11 month old golden retriever. You guys are allies on this. Thank you for keeping me straight. Okay. 11 month old golden retriever. Sounds adorable. Bring the dog in and I will give you exhibit one exhibit one. This is the remote control for a lighting system that usually is sitting over there in the corner that Ryan Holmes bought. It's $150 lighting. What do you call that? It's a stick. It's a light stick.
It's a light stick. It's the remote control. But it's the remote control for a lighting. It's a... AliD light. Yeah. So, dog starts chewing on this exhibit one, which is this remote control. Then the dog goes over and starts chewing on exhibit B, which are these headphones, which are clearly marked, triple R, triple R headphones. And these are headphones. Like, everybody's headphones in here. I purchased. There are 100 bucks a piece. Here's $800 for the headphones here that I bought myself. And everybody who uses them, like when you come in or Daisy comes in, they go right back into that drawer, but Ryan decides instead of bringing his own headphones, he uses mine, and he leaves them over there on the mic stand. So, he had left them there. The way that you're saying this, though, sounds accusatory. I thought you guys were in alliance. We are. I'm going to get to that point. Okay. So, Ryan does use my headphones, but he leaves them over there. But, yesterday, I immediately wanted to say, okay, well, then it's Jimmy's show.
So, Jim Colbert owes me the $100 because the buck stops at the host, but then Ryan plays the video. And we've got the video to show you here. Jimmy is in the middle of interviewing somebody who brought the dog in. It is Deborah segment. It's a pet alliance of Florida. Pet alliance of Florida. It is Deb segment. People were saying that Deb should pay the $100. But, as you watch, Jack Bradshaw runs over. And he's got the camera to video. And he's videotape in the dog chewing up all of our equipment and laughing. So, if so fact, though, we believe Jack goes to $100. A lot of people are saying it should be Ryan who pays the $100 because he's the one that left the headphones out. Some folks still think it's Jimmy because it's his show. Jack Bradshaw, he was videotape in it and laughing. Deborah segment. Angel is the producer. Somehow, some people think it's Angel's fault. Yeah, those people are hot. And then there are some people that say it's my fault for allowing Ryan to have the headphones.
Your honor, I believe there's proof that Jack Bradshaw knew what was going on. He videotaped it for the audience for comedic purposes. $100 should come from Mr. Bradshaw. I settle my case. Or rest. Or rest my case. Ryan Holmes, would you like to? Anything you want to add to Mr. Response, Mr. Holmes. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Judge Honorable Judge Mo DeWitt. I appreciate you being here. Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Yeah, there has, I have been wronged. I have been wronged. And Mr. Jack Bradshaw, when Mr. Jack Bradshaw called me yesterday to let me know. First of all, he started the conversation like this. He goes, Ryan, yesterday in studio, I should pick up the phone and go, hey, what's up? He's like, hey, Daniel. Yes. Hey, we had a, we had a beautiful 11 months old Golden Retriever from the pet alliance in studio. And I'm thinking like, oh, he's trying to get me to adopt this dog.
Oh, right. You thought he was trying to get you to adopt a dog? I was like, oh, he doesn't know I just adopted a dog. So I can't right now. And he's like, and I'm like, so he's like, but I got some bad news for you. He tore up a lot of your equipment. Oh, man. And I go, uh, well, what, what, like what exactly? And he's like, well, that, that, you know, that light you have, that is only run by the remote daddy. Oh, well, exhibit a exhibit a he, uh, he, he shoots through it like a maniac. Uh, I'm like, okay, well, that's good. And he's like, normally allow impersonations in court, but I'll allow it. Okay. You can do a presentation. Okay. Okay. And then, uh, it's 150 bucks right there, right? Yeah. And then he says, uh, the headphones, uh, got chewed up as well, your headphones. And I go, oh, well, Jack, those weren't my headphones. Those are the headphones I was actually borrowing from Russ. Uh-huh. And he goes, do you think Russell want new ones? Oh, objection. Can I say something objection? Well, wait your turn, please, Mr. Holmes has the, has the floor. Yeah, yeah. I have something to say though. Is the judge sitting? No.
No, I'm supposed to listen. Oh, okay. So that's the other part of the turn. He's like, well, I can get you another pair of headphones, daddy. And I'm like, well, those are actually Russ's. So he's probably going to want them replaced. And he goes, do you think Russell want that replaced? I don't think so. We'll just get you, we'll just get you the other headphones. That would be fine. And I said, no. Why is Jack a newsman now from the 30s? That's how he talks. You guys don't listen to Jack enough. He's always like, ah, what's up? So I said, Jack, we're going to have to get there in place. He's like, I don't know. We'll talk about it in the meeting on Thursday. Uh-huh. So I think he knows what he did. But tell him, tell the, tell the honorable judge. He didn't leave you a new set of headphones, but you don't like them. Well, they're not the same quality. These are $100 studio stand. I mean, these are the industry standards, correct, Angel? Yeah. These are Sony's ones. Yeah. These are these ones I got. No, that's the benchmark. That's what you see across. He essentially got me a $15 pair of skull candies. And sound terrible. And they put, like, I was wearing them earlier. They put Russ's voice on the timbre that I, like, find infuriating more than usual. Okay. Leave me alone. Okay.
So can I interject? No. You need to ask the judge. Don't ask us. The judge, I don't think I'm responsible. First of all, if the, I'm going to go like this. Jack is the most at fault. Okay. Actually, the dog's the most at fault. Followed by Jim Colbert, because it's his show. They have a dog out of this. This is dog doing dogs. Then Jack Bradshaw filming it, not stopping it. And then Deborah. And then Russ Rollins forgiving me the headphones. And then Angel. Then Daisy. Then me. Well, what do I have to do with it? Again, this doesn't sound like all I am. You guys were supposed to print the present. This argument to our judge. It doesn't sound like you guys are, this is a collaborative effort. But no, it's this. If somebody borrows my car. Don't tell me what I know. Okay. So I'm sure that the honorable judge to it knows that if I was to let somebody borrow my car and they crash the car cause an accident, I'm responsible for that. You're both responsible. Okay. Well. So I let him borrow my headphones.
They get torn up. Does he not have to replace them for me? Well, we'll get to that. Okay. That's the Torah. Okay. Here's what I have to say about this. So how come we're only worried about your $100 headset when we got to give Ryan $150 for his stuff? It's really $250 we should be arguing about. Well, we're going to let you be very good point. We'll let the judge decide that. Yes. Thank you. That's all I had to say about that. Thank you for that, Mr. Torah. So Russ, you lent your headphones to Ryan. And, you know, when someone borrows your property, they have a reasonable duty to take care of that property and exercise reasonable care over it. Now you did leave the headphones out where the dog was able to access them, correct? Yes, but it's not like this. Yes or no. Okay. It's a yes or no. Yes or no. That's it. Or. Okay. We'll take that as a yes. And you knew that they were not supposed to be left out.
They were supposed to go back in the cabinet. So likely that was negligence on your part. Now we also have the pet alliance in here. Yes. They are responsible for their animal, just like an owner would be responsible for an animal. And typically, if a dog destroys property, the owner is responsible for that. If they were... Yes, they were invited in, much like a vampire. They were vampire rules. Yes. Yeah, the vampire clause of 1902. Exactly. They were afraid of them. So, you know, if they allowed the dog to roam free in the space where there was valuables, they could also be negligent. Now, you know, given that you entrusted them with Ryan, typically Ryan would be responsible to you. And arguably the pet alliance would be responsible to Ryan for the destroyed headphones and LED light system. But not Mr. Bradshaw for... He knew what was going on. I'm no fan of Mr. Bradshaw, we all know that. I mean, Mark, you watch this video.
He's there. He's not intervening in the dog. He shows it for encouraging. He's encouraging it, using it for a comedic... So, but legally speaking, he has no duty to stop the dog from destroying property. The dog is not his dog. Okay. So, he's not supposed to control the dog. Now, you know, he could be the... As far as I heart his concern, because I heart owns the studio. They could say, well, you know, from an employment standpoint, you were supposed to protect our property and our studio. But this is really your property, Russ, not I heart. So, it's a little bit different there. Correct. But from a legal perspective, he has no duty to intervene and stop the dog from destroying the property. So, Bradshaw's off the hook. Unfortunately, I wanted to nail that. It's Jim Colbert's show. He was running the show. Yeah. It was Jim Colbert off the hook. Well, you know, possibly if you could argue that he had some sort of duty to control the animal, but again, you know, the pet alliance is really the owner of the animal there. Absolutely. So, they would really be responsible for any damage to the dog cause.
We're going to be a pickle here because that's a non-for-profit organization. Well, we're done with them. We're not even going to have that. We need $250 from this pet alliance. That's not a dog at all, Jim. Yeah. Right. It's a dog. Option that dog. You might end up with a third dog and you didn't want it. So, a judge what you're saying is the responsibility is on the pet alliance for allowing the dog to tear up the... And Ryan. Don't let Ryan off the hook. So, you said you're also negligent for giving a negligent person. No, he never said that. I did not say that. What are you hearing? It's not what I heard. I heard two negligents making negligent. This is not mad. I heard him. He's trying to use algebra right now. Negative times the negative is a positive. That's right. What are you doing? Well, I think that you'd listen. We have to go with the honorable judge.
The mode to win says. Okay, we need to get this dog in here. Somebody get the dog to get a cough up $150. $250. What about an eye for an eye rule? Right? Like, what if we let the dog... We bring back the dog from the pet alliance. We let them destroy one item of Jack, Jim's, and Dad. I'll be okay with that. We let the dog into Jack's office. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? This is an eye for a night. Can we let judges have lunch? I don't think that is permission. See? An eye for an eye was in bromontimes. Come on, punitive damage. That was bromontimes. You can't let me. You're just throwing out words. I am. Yeah. Yeah. You were very torn up about it this morning. Did you have emotional damage when you... I have emotional damage. I have punitive damage. I have several torts that have been... No, it's just the torts. What's the torts? What's the torts? What's the torts? It's a delicious dessert. That's... No, that's an argue. That's a four-five. What's the torts? I don't even know what this is. I need to be made whole. No. The old made whole doctrine. Yes. You don't need to be made whole.
It's rust for those headphones that you let that dog chew up I'm negligently leaving out. Good point. And Ryan, some people would say that you are a whole already. Well, I will have to get the... Can I sue a dog? Can you sue a dog? Technically, dogs are property in the state of Florida. So you cannot sue the dog, which you could sue the owner. Well, I'm not going to do that. They're a nice, non-profit that... But they really messed up here. So whoever invited the person, they should be at fault. That again? Right? Because if you don't mind, Ian, I chew up half your stuff. She knows. Why is she chewing up stuff? I'm just saying, what if I did? What if I came in at two? It's a very good point. I mean, she would be responsible for her own behavior. I'm not sure if I'm not a dog. You're not a dog. Yeah. And that's dogs are property. So there's no way we can blame this on Jack Bradshaw. Well, we just can still blame him. It's a Bradshaw. I mean, you're creative, Lloyd. We can figure out a way to sue Bradshaw, right? I mean, ethically, he's certainly... Yeah. Listen, I would love to blame Jimmy. You know, that's been my whole career, my whole life. But as I watched, it was not Jimmy's fault.
He was... He was working. He was working. He was interviewing the guy. He didn't even see what was going on. Poor Jimmy. Oh, bad for Jimmy. Wow. Just 2026. Write that down. Make that the problem. Oh, I just grabbed that. Yeah. I don't think those words have ever been said out loud. Oh, my gosh. I said that for a fact. They'll really get Bradshaw. All right. So basically, he said... Oh, the dog's name is Doki. Oh, we're basically... No. Basically... Oh, the wind said it's Doki's fault. No. No. No, he said it's the owner of the door. What about this? So if I'm responsible for the headphones, right? I mean, I'm negligent in that area. The light... Russ was in charge of the light. That was in charge of the light. You brought the light in and you set it there. No, you were in charge. Did you not come in every day at 5 a.m. and turn the light on? I hit a button. That's all I do. I just turned the button. What do you do with the button when it's done? I just... I leave it right where you left it. I thought you guys were in the line too. Right where you left it. I leave it there.
I turn it on because you're not to work on time. So the headphones are a hundred dollars. Because you show up about two minutes after the show. So I have to turn the light on. This is turning shaking. After I watch the manosphere, I know what he's doing. This is... This is Darvo. This is a deny attack. No, the opposite... You're honored. You're honored. There is proof that he shows up late, at least three times a week, because the YouTube channel doesn't get turned on. And there's no consequences. It seems like some character evidence that you're not very responsible. Right. Oh, but here's what I got to say then. Let me say something. Yes. Can I be the lawyer here? Sure. All right. Unless it's practiced a lot, but proceed. Well, you know, I don't know anything about the good terms how to say it. But how about this? That means now you owe Ryan $50. I don't know nothing. Yeah. Why do I owe anything? Yeah, that's how I think. My light was 150. Your headphones were 100. Exactly. So that's how it cancels that. So I'll pay 50 bucks there. Basically math. Basically math turns out you owe him 50. A whole room of gas light and going on in there. Woo!
Aren't you glad you stood over there, Angel? Yes! All right. Listen. If you get into an accident. You know what I've been saying? I know it's like injured on the go. Just call Moe. But even if you're not injured, they should call you, right? Yeah. Because we can give us some advice poem in the right direction. Let them know what to do. And sometimes people get an accident. They don't think they're injured right away. And then, you know, a few days later, they're like, ah, yeah, now I'm really hurt. And I've had a situation where I know someone that got into an accident didn't think they were injured. Turn out their neck was broken. I know that's an extreme. And they don't have a half of time. More than you think. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. You had a friend, same thing. They had to have a disc replacement. They didn't think they were hurt at all. Yeah. So you should call Moe. It's a free call. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And it's on the go. Just call Moe. Thank you for being the judge today. Anytime, right? Just real quick, Moe. Is there a rule that says a dog can't be a lawyer? Is there an air-bud clause that I'm unaware of? I didn't do it quick. Um, I don't see any reason why a dog can go to law school and be a lawyer, you know? Okay. There has been a lot of lawyers out there. Yeah. Was there something that you wanted to plug real quick?
I know with the... Yeah, I just wanted shout out to Brendan O'Connor at orlandoshine.com. I gave us all the events that were going down this weekend just to give you one that was going down. We got Megan Khan happening all weekend long. Today. Yeah, started today. And that's just one of the events. And then you also on Friday had the Winnipeg Sidewalk Art Festival. But again, thanks you, Brendan. Honorable Joe Moe. I love Joe Moe, blow. Judge Moe. Joe Moe. Thank you for coming in. Thank you for signing this. He basically said it's the pet alliance. And I will not sue the pet alliance. I'll just eat the $100 for the headphones. Eat everything else. Jesus. All right. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to The Match of the Morning. Hey, it's Mama Wallace from 2311 Racing. You know what it feels like forever? Sitting on a plane waiting for takeoff. Good thing I've got Jamba Casino. With daily boost in social casino games on tap,
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This Saturday, we've been talking about it a lot. It's finally coming to fruition. It's finally happening. We want to thank WJRR for inviting us to be a part of their big day. Earth Day birthday. They're bringing it back this year. This coming Saturday, three days grace. I prevail. Man, sleep theory. A bunch of other big bands will be performing. And we have been asked if we would participate with MWO wrestling. And yes, we will. We got Angel Rivera will be in the loud lounge as the DJ. Starting at one o'clock from one until about five. And at five o'clock is bell time for MWO wrestling. And this has been a tournament. There was a tournament that started way back in January out in Winter Haven. And Tanners. And the gentleman that are here made it through the first round. And have made it to the biggest stage we've ever had for MWO wrestling. That's in front of thousands that Earth Day birthday. And we're going to crown a new champion on Saturday. It's the men's championship.
Onyx the one will be with Tuna Tim coming out in the first round against Damos. Damos is Teal Piper's husband. He is a serious man. He has seriously got a chip on his shoulder against the entire world. He is an X factor. He is a mystery. I do not know what's going on with him. But I know that Tuna Tim, you will be coming out with Onyx the one. And that's the man you've picked to support for Earth Day birthday. That's right, baby. Everybody else is going to flop. The fish go. Yes. And then I've got it. I just have to say the truth of that. The truth is the fan favorite as far as the monster fans and real radio fans is here with us today. And the fan favorite. The one that everybody wants to see be the very first MWO champion is Poppy D. Hello. Good morning. Hello. How are you? Take it easy.
It's Poppy D from you to me. Thank you for having me back. Poppy D. Everybody is team Poppy D. All the monster and real radio fans are behind you. I see you're wearing the jacket today. The infamous Daisy coat on her special day. Happy birthday, Daisy. You got her coat on that she gave you. Thank you. And he looks hot in it. It's hot in here with the coat. But it's nice and cold out there. So you got your pineapple with you? Yeah. Spin you over here. Sorry. Glasses. Glasses. I want you to see my beautiful eyes as I talk sweet nothings into everybody's ears here. How does it feel to know that you are the fan favorite with real radio and monster fans? Oh my goodness. Well, it's an honor. It's no surprise. I say that humbly. And let's just take it home all the way, baby. But Mr. Russ, with all the respect, you got to introduce the man that's over here to my right. I don't think it's sitting with him that. I know. I'm about to introduce first. And he's over here like that. And us with two belts in his in his shoulder.
Well, you are a real radio and monster favorite. But I must say overwhelmingly with the WJRR crowd with the rock crowd. And the producer of the monster's crowd. And oh, you've taken a side. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, Mr. Corporation. Smart man. Smart man. A man wearing two belts. He's has an incredible band. As I apologize last time. I did not realize how, you know, we're in the, you know, the space with a real actual rock star. I thought it was just a goofy gimmick. It is not. Your band is huge. You are the drummer of the band. And you now have two belts. Ladies and gentlemen, we've got the rock star Max Danziger here with us. You did not have two belts before. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've had this one. This is the, uh, the House of Champions, the H.O.C. Championship. I've had this since December this. I won last Sunday in a Sanford Street fight against Blake Banks.
So I am your new pro wrestling action voltage champion. You took from Blake Banks. Get it from Blake Banks. Okay. Now, Angel, you did not give Poppy D applause. You only gave it to Max Danziger. Yeah. He had it. You just couldn't hear it. He's a corporate champion. Yeah. And then you got the people's champion. All right. We got two different champion. Well, I am gold less. I, I will say I'm a little jealous of this, you know, all the gold. No gold over here. It just gives me even more hunger to get that belt right behind me. As I see is, is, is Russ going to give it to me? Are you going to hold it yourself? I don't know. I don't want to take this. I don't know if it's fair to give it to you now in front of, uh, Matt, because Max could, I mean, Max, you could have three belts if you win. We'll have three. We'll have three. Saturday. And how does it, y'all, is you the same question I asked, Poppy D? How does it feel to have an entire radio station, basically, behind you, W.J., are they're the rock station? And every time I go over, they're like, ah, the rock guy's going to take y'all's belt. Uh, how does it feel knowing you're representing a whole, basically station?
I've mentioned this before. Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Shh. Are you speaking? Okay. Yeah. I think you put a wreak and go for a wreak. What's wrong with you? Uh, you know why? Because the last time that Poppy D was here, you know what I learned? I learned that he's afraid of frogs. Oh, he's afraid of frogs. And he's a problem. He's a problem. And he's a problem. Poppy, you're afraid of a cookie. You are afraid of a frog. So I wear my heart on my sleeve. I have nothing to apologize for. It's not the only thing he's afraid of. Listen. Oh. The people at W.J.R.R. Smart people. Those are the people that matter. People at 1041. Uh, all I'm going to say is that your fan favorites are a guy that carries around a pineapple and a fish man. So what does that tell you about those people? Now, I will say that, uh, Onyx, the one, is getting a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more traction. A little more traction. A little more traction. Because, you know, tuna 10 will be his manager.
You guys don't have managers, do you? Zero, zero. They'll need them. Nada. So if, if, let's say you're going up against Onyx and old tuna 10 is out there, and he gets, you know, he gets involved in your match. We'll say, uh, Pobby D. I mean, I already went my warning loud and clear to you, Mr. Salamander Saris, Mr. Tilapia Terry, Mr. a tuna team. I swear, you keep your mini post to yourself. Or if not, I'm going to chop you up and put you into my protein and taking my macros, okay? I might solve the tuna 10 problem right now before we get to earth. Oh boy. Yeah. So let me ask you, Max Danziger, and for some reason, tuna 10 gets involved with your, if you, if you end up in the finals against, uh, against Onyx, the one and tuna 10 gets involved, I don't, I don't think you'll have a problem, uh, punch in tuna 10. Do you? Oh, I'll punch him right now. In this stupid fish face. I would love to take care of the problem now. But out of respect for you guys, you guys have a lot of expensive equipment here.
And I don't want that getting caught in the crossfire. So tuna 10, you can meet me in the parking lot and then we can take care of it. I want to see to take a punch. And I know you two are going to be going at it in the, in the, you know, the, the first match against each other. Uh, but before we talk about that, I want to show you something and see your reaction, because you guys all know Onyx and you know how fairly serious he is. Um, uh, tuna 10 has not really talked to Onyx about everything yet. Oh. And he bought something for, um, for Onyx that he's going to try to get him to wear to the ring. Can you please show the two, the two guys here? Oh, this could be either really pretty or really ugly. Do you guys think Onyx will put this on, uh, to wear the rocks into the ring? As he walks into the ring, that, uh, any, any, any, um, uh, what, how do you think Onyx will react when we show him tomorrow that, um, that's what, that's what tuna 10 wants in the way. That part of his manager's marketing for his guy now. Well, you see, in, in a distant future, if you were my manager, I can rock hats.
If you know that I had a big ass head, this will not fit on me. Um, maybe max with a small head. Maybe you. Oh, no. Look at this. No, there ain't no way. He won't put it on. This is what the people of 1041 want your champion to be wearing. By the way, this is why WJRR. Thank you. Thank you so much. This is why WJRR is the one. Is the true, the true radio station? Because this, tuna 10, I don't know if you see this. This is new levels of stupid. Oh, but you know our slogan is, like, our slogan is literally big, dumb, fun. Oh, it's dumb, all right. That's for sure. All right. And guys, I don't know if you know, of course you guys will be going up against each other. Uh, first it's going to be Onyx and Damos. Uh, and then it will be you guys. And then whoever wins between you guys goes to the final round. And someone will be crowned the very first MWO champion. Uh, have you guys been in the ring before? Hey, yes, we have in January. Uh, back then when he had his wits about him, all right.
He, he was, you know, very humble, very, hey, I will take on any challenger. When I cross pass with him, I can respect that max. Uh, I don't know what ticked into him right now. All of a sudden he's Mr. Happy. He go lucky with all the gold over there. Very disrespect for very undermining. He thinks he sits above everybody else. A little cocky. A little cocky. Oh, no, I will say that makes for a much more interesting fight. So I could put him in his place. I do miss the old nice max. But, uh, if I could tone him down a peg or two or three or four or five or, you know. Has it gone to your head, Max? Who won that match, by the way? Oh, you did. That's right. And I respect that complete handshake and everything. And I completely respect that. Make that for angel to be beat by these marks. Yeah. That will be a complete embarrassment. And I, I don't know how I'll recover from that. So you, you predict you will beat him. Oh, not predict. I have to. You guys will hold me accountable. Okay. Even if all of JRR fans will be screaming for him. I think I hope you're already a fans will really be, you know, giving you some love.
But, uh, a lot of JRR fans is their event. There's going to be a lot. I think you're going to have a lot more JRR people screaming for him. I mean, yeah, you got the corporation. And then you got the real people. Okay. It's the system against the, the, the oppressed. The oppressed. The oppressed. The oppressed. We are the oppressed. You want to talk about real? I've mentioned this before. I am the only real professional wrestler here. Thank you. I am the only one who gets who he says he is. I am the only one who's not walking around pretending to be a character. This, this is me. These championships are me. Right. Those platinum records are me. You hear that cheering? I hear it. That's what's going to be happening. I can tell we are awful. Birthday birthday. Well, yes. I will say this. We just found out this today. We want to thank. We've got two great sponsors. Mills Air and solar source. They have made it so it is possible for us to have a whole production team. And the entire event, you'll be able to watch it on our YouTube channel, channel live.
On YouTube, bell time is five o'clock. We're going to start the production. It will be a little bit beforehand. But yeah, it will all be live. Bell time at five o'clock on our YouTube channel. Real radio monsters on YouTube. So whichever one of you guys wins the championship, it will be a live event worldwide on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. And that first, I don't know if we're a first or a day most or on it. Yeah. First, it's going to be day most and on it will be the first round. Okay. So we're going to be you and Max Dan Zegger. And then whoever wins has to go right into a match between either day most or on it. So the goodness. No, no intermission. No, no intermission. Oh my goodness. That is a. Hey, whoever's out of the winner out of all of us, we got to get a win together and, you know, be one of those because they're both big men. All right. But I also want to throw in something there and meet their max chicken finger. And say, and I'm very confident, but I'm also realistic. It's just a slim chance.
You may have some stuff up your sleeve. Say I beat you. Maybe one of those titles could come home to Bobby too. You know that that PWA voltage champion, because it's right now. It's a non-title match. There's nothing on the line. You want to put some on the line? So the monster's wrestling Orlando championship. I ping you. I'm next in line. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe maybe that wrestling show at pro wrestling action in Deltona, get your tickets at pro wrestling action.com. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. We were just talking about gimmicks, but now we're in fairy terrible. This is insane. The idea that you would think that that's even a possibility. I like this guy. I like this guy. I like this guy. I like this guy. What are you doing, Angel? Angel is dead. You're not going to get that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's enough. We're trying to have a conversation here. Don't let them bring you down, man. You're doing great. All right. Listen. Fellas. Good luck on Saturday. Once again, people are texting it ever.
Everybody's still a team poppy D. Max, they're saying you sound like a dork. They're saying that you should go back to JRR. They're saying that you seem to have pissed off most of the real radio fans just so you know. That point is made. It's incredible that they won. Can spell and read. Thank you so much. It never gets old. It never gets old. You're so sick. And two. Again, you look at this fish hat, right? Yeah. That's what he's going to try to get on. This is what you like. Look at that kind apple. That's what you're into. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. That was funny. I could put on like. I could put on coke a melon. The children show for babies. And you would be like, I want them to be champion. Max. I want coke a melon to be the MWO champion. Do you think Onyx will wear that hat to the ring? Oh, I hope so. Oh, I really hope so. It would be there's going to be a lot of incredible things to see in her favorite day. But that'd be the top one. Poppy D. Do you think Onyx will wear that? He's going to present it to him tomorrow live on the air.
Exactly. You have some convincing to do. I would be sat. I would be watching the conversation go down live. And I wish you the best. I say it may turn out pretty pretty well. Because you know, he will do whatever it takes to get a to get advanced. But if he doesn't go pretty, I think this is the last time we see tuna. Good luck to you, my friend. All right. Well, listen. Good luck to poppy D. The Caribbean Cruiser. Good luck to Max Danza. Don't need it. Who? That's the last applause you get today. That's it. Where are you getting out of here? And you can watch it live on Saturday, Earth Day birthday. Get your tickets. Be there alive and see Monster History. This will be Monster History. I mean, the very first MWO champion will be crowned that day. And we'll be all done before mammoth takes the stage just so you guys know. We'll be able to see mammoth. But good luck to both of you fellas. And yeah, we appreciate you coming in. May the best man win. Which is neat.
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His phrase angel You did go anti the Hispanic guy I was very surprised A weakness he's afraid of frogs I can't roll with that as a grown-ass man So you so it made you lose a respect for him that he admitted he was afraid of throwing He's afraid of frogs and I know for a fact there's a shipment coming in of about 500 frogs Well, if it listen if tuna Tim is any kind of manager He's got some frogs in his pocket, but I don't know if he's gonna do that or not It sounds like a personal question. It's very difficult to buy just a bunch of frogs. I tried to do it They don't sell them on Amazon. So if you got if there's a frog hook up out there I mean you couldn't find plastic by toy frogs. Oh, I was getting real frog. Oh, you can't What are you? Why not the wrestlers will walk on them and crush the frogs in the ring I thought that's what you wanted I thought you wanted a frog match. That's how frog matches go down This is this is I am the owner of mw. Oh, I am not a manager. This is on you. You you got to handle this
I can get your frogs if you want frogs But you got you know, yeah, there's some frogs Um and hi tight herries of frog legs are the best. Why don't you just buy a whole bunch of frog legs? Well, he's actually afraid of frogs They gotta be alive Like that's a full frog. I don't know if it's just the legs it's right Full frog is a different thing if you throw real frogs in the ring And they roll on them or step on them Then you're gonna have like like blood everywhere. It was I'd pick up the frogs before the action You know you kicks up I have a little faith in you'd be able to do that Listen, I I laugh I laugh at the thought of it But but to actually do it might be now. I'll be funny the frogs are running around I'm not trying to get the frogs killed I don't want to like them to croak before like the match starts if you throw frog On poppy D and he runs out of the ring it would be funny But someone's gonna step on the frogs and then they die and then and then That's why I have to agree with Max on one thing I agree with Max what
How are you gonna have a bunch of fish and a bunch of frogs? I thought wrestling is about mentally stuff Not really I was expecting like caveman stuff like bring a giant stick that's made out of wood And then just whoop each other with it. Well, that's the mentality of a day most and the mentality of Onyx they are serious. They don't like any of this goofy stuff But as you see poppy D is more you know fun fun fun and then you've got Max or he's kind of a manly man, you know, you know like so I met his girlfriend before she does have the red hair. Oh, you did meaner. Yeah Okay, let me ask your question and I'm gonna tell you sitting here right now. I'm the owner of mw I do not know who's gonna be crowned as champion You want me to think like take who I think should win on the man. I right now don't know I will tell you that what they do a lot of times to say in the big big leagues or whatever is they go on The audience and how the audience is popping with them and who seems to be getting the most attention is how they usually decide who the winner is
Now I'm telling you right now I don't know who's going to the winner right now. Who do you think is gonna win and should be the first men's champion? I need to know J.R.R That's like yes, that radio station. Are they white? Yes, mostly. It's a white station. Okay, so If it's a white station. Why is that important though? Because I need to know the demographic who's gonna be there. Okay. It's gonna be a bunch of Mexicans Then you got the wrong people. I think it'd be surprised at the diversity of whites. I I'm just saying Matthew whites. We got the worker whites blue collar whites. Yeah So our audience is pulling for a poppy D. It looks like mostly. Yeah. Okay, so our our people okay So the our master fans. I have no I know them. They they're not racist at all. They like Puppie Okay, but what about you? What do you want? By the way, just so you know, Onyx is Puerto Rican. Onyx is Puerto Rican. Yeah, what the heck when were you guys gonna tell me?
Well, he's coming in tomorrow, but yeah, he's he's Puerto Rican. You haven't been here. What do you haven't been here when he's here? No Oh, you'll love him. He's like a model. He's a good looking dude. Yeah, I want to watch my clothes on his chest Would I? I don't know Probably no one knew who we are. Okay. Well, all right. So who would I want to win? Okay I don't know this max guy the reason I like him is because when he jumps up and down his muscles really come out Okay, and um and my son thinks he's really handsome with the curly hair you right my son has the same hair Okay, and then my other son likes the poppy D because he thinks that poppy D is packing Okay, he's like wow that guy is packing and I told him I think he's wearing a sock different. Oh no No, it's the same. Okay, but yeah, boys look at that right. He's 12 years old. He looked at poppy D And he's like wow poppy D is packing. I hate to break it to you. You got a gay boy No, so yeah, this is hope not this is the guy Onyx just you know Daisy that's what Onyx looks like. Oh my god. He's hot. Yeah, so that and that who that's who tuna Tim is the manager of okay
That's who tuna Tim has to convince to put that hat on that goofy hat on Yeah, yeah, see this dude right here. He that that dude. Oh Jesus his hair is so flowy All right, so okay, he's hot. So who do you think will win Saturday Deimos uh, which is a hillpiper's husband Poppy D who was sitting in here max Danziger or or uh Onyx can there be a tie no Oh, thank it. Um, do they have to be really big and tall? No So I'm gonna stick to poppy D. All right, you go poppy D. I'm gonna stick to poppy D All right, we'll take a little break. We come back. It's time for the King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes will make his daily proclamation You're listening to the March of the morning Tyler Reddick here from 2311 racing The rush of racing nothing beats it, but Jumbo Casino comes close Jumbo's got fast spins fun games daily bonuses and all the action you can handle Now that's a ride ready to hit the throttle get in the driver's seat
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