Hard Factor 1/14: Jayme Closs Abductor in the Soft Corner, Meghan Markle Upsetting Britain, and Southern Women Making Headlines

Jayme Closs escaped her abductor after 87 days, and that allows Hard Factor to go ahead and toss him in the Soft Corner now for being a grown man who kidnaps little girls after killing their parents. Meghan Markle lost another staff member, this time it was her security guard, and other issues that have Great Britain spitting out their collective tea and crumpets. A woman in Texas gets caught drinking wine out of a Pringles can, but not to be outdone, another woman in Florida smears human feces all over park benches to preemptively ruin a child's birthday party, and a Lightning Round of other headlines.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices