
About this episode
This week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast.
It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger taking it solo for a “test drive” which apparently included picking up her kid from daycare, running errands, and leaving us stranded for an hour.
In between plotting how to file a police report without sounding like idiots, we cover:
💩 shitty customer service
😳 why we get instantly awkward when anyone is nice to us
🌞 unsolicited melasma talk
📱 embarrassing texts we wish we could un-send
🌀 the fine art of being delightfully weird
Basically, it’s chaos, skincare, and a little light grand larceny — you know, a typical Thursday with us.
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