Giggling about cigars, cabaret, and compression socks

0:00I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my giggly source Rex is let me just say I was like page can we get the party started I need to complain about something and she goes I have to complain about you with her long ass finger she goes yo so now I'm scared alone no one's on my side. What did I do? What I do besides pull out my own back. I'm going to tell you exactly what you did on the pod last week you said oh do you ever dream about X's and I was like I haven't jumped about an X in 10 to 15 years like it's just not something that happens to me. I woke up this morning cursing I lay in bed I go that fucking bitch not only did I dream about the worst X I've ever had in my life he came up to me with a knife and said if you

1:03don't if you don't kiss me if you don't stop I'll kill you. Oh stop what. Who know we don't know. Hopefully it's not one of those dreams that's like a Marvel movie where there's a new one every night and it like continues the plot maybe we'll see what happens. Well you want to know it's crazy is the only way the only reason I got out of the dream was something in real life woke me up. Kitty saved you like a sound like woke me up and I was like oh my god I was just having the weirdest dream and then I didn't go back into it. Thank God. Why do I feel like it's worse when you dream good things about them like you're like oh my god he was so perfect and then you have to like spend all day remembering all the worst memories and then you're like I could have done without that. No I definitely went throughout my day today like yeah he is a sociopath. Even everyone around he's fucking crazy in every realm he's ruining my life. Also I do look like Angelina Jolie's cousin who like is just not should not wants to be

2:07a spy but like can't because she just like can't get herself together but she keeps trying out. You know it's crazy is I didn't even notice you wearing sunglasses because you see me as an earth pure energy. Yeah I'm just like that is the that's whatever her journey is today. You see me by my aura colors. You don't you don't process actual things you see. I'm not in a good mood. Okay. Mm-hmm. Am I pmsing yes but that's not it. That's not the reason. Well that's the reason that the reason was. Look as you guys know I pulled out my back but like somehow it's getting worse like did people know that did you say that last? Well I made fun of these old men playing tennis with me and then I pulled my back playing tennis with old men. Because I do have a L4 L5 situation. I'm not saying situation a little bulge disc if any of the kickers or car prankers. And it was bad and I got a I got a massage yesterday and it was going well and then the lady like pushed my knee towards my chest like as a stretch and I saw God.

3:13Yeah. But like or Satan. Yeah. Yeah. And then I they left and I told does I'm like I can't find a position that I'm not like shooting pain. Wait it like the massage like fucked you up more. Yeah. Oh, like she pinched her. She pinched the nerve like more and then I drug myself. Yeah. And I was I slept all yesterday. It was so peaceful like I highly recommend it. And then this morning I got a chiropractor appointment made does walk half an hour with me to the chiropractor. Because I'm not going to doctor's appointment alone. It's scary. We walked. We walked. So you know that walkies go for your bag, but I know I was like. Like like yeah, but like I like like the drama. So like I let him get like really far ahead of me and be like wait, wait. I'm coming. Also because he always has a physical ailment and you're probably used to that. So now you're like rolls reverse reverse. Yeah. We get there. Places closed. Perfect. I'm like, then why did they let me book an appointment?

4:15He's like, who did you talk to on the phone? I go, I don't talk to people on phones. I get a lot of time. I booked online. I clicked appointment on this day. They shouldn't have let me fucking click it. So then I didn't get a chiropractor. I'm still in pain and I'm alone and scared. Oh, that's why you were like, I'm ready to record the pod. So you never even went to your appointment. Well, you went and did, but you didn't have it. So then I'm realizing if I want to see like a real doctor, you don't just go see a real doctor. You have to go to another doctor to get referred to a real doctor. It seems like a fucking pyramid scheme to me. And have you ever tried to log into one of these doctor sites? They're made up. They're it's insane. Like if someone approaches me and says the word portal, shut you. No, everyone's like, do you have the portal? Have you downloaded the portal? I'm like, shut your bitch ass up. Whenever I hear portal, I'm like, I'll kill you. Why are all the portal so different? None of them work. Can we just have a universal portal that is for medical reasons?

5:20Like, you know, when you applied to college and like I think it was like when we got to college or when we got into high school, it was like one app. Remember it was called like the common app. And it was like the same way you applied and like multiple schools would like take that application. Like come on, just make it normal. Because the biggest issue is you have to come up with a new username and password for all these sites and they all have different extents of like what kind of password. One password said 14 letters. I said 14 letters. No word is 14 letters. What do you think about 14 letters? And then I'm not I'm past the point. I just know. I'm so upset. And then does was like, okay, well, if it is an online chiropractor appointment today. And I'm like, let me check the portal. And then it's like, can you log into the portal and like, no, can't log into. I'll never know. And then it's like can't remember your passwords. You make a new password and then they're like, can't be the old password. So I have like 400 passwords in 400 portals and my back still hurts. Actually, this is added to my back pain.

6:22The only thing I know about back pain because during COVID, Gary threw his back out like so bad he was like bed ridden. He almost like went crazy. Yeah. And the number one thing that he did that he thinks fucked him up even more was like putting heat on it. Like that you should really be putting cold not heat. Okay, that's good to know that like a hot pack will make it more inflamed where cold will like shrink it. I was talking to does about our friendship and I was like, my nose are yours and does us. Good question. I'm like, let's talk about us. Am I your restaurant? Am I your restaurant? No, but we were talking like gig squad and I was like, yeah, page because sometimes he likes checking in with like, where your heads at with stuff. Oh, no. I think the slippery slope. I know and I go, page is doing well. And I'm like, you know, she wants to do gig squad like forever. Yeah. And he was like, really? I'm like, no, no, she jokes all time about like, what what else we're going to do? What I talk to about stuff going on in my life.

7:22And I was like, we're literally going to be like, welcome to gig squad this episode sponsored by ARP. Yeah. We're excited to have you. And I'm like, she has a new line of dentures coming out. Like, we've planned, we have the future set. Like, don't worry about us. I don't think we give ourselves enough credit that like through different phases in our lives in granted, we've only had this podcast for five, six years. Mm-hmm. So like six years, I feel like there's not that much different. You have to be surprised. But I feel like we do talk about things like a perfect example is Nipple hair. Who's out here talking about real stuff? You think we're changing the game? No, I'm just saying like the day that we become mothers or like mothers of teenagers or like business women that do like the girls will relate. We're growing together. Yeah, we need to continue speaking our truth through all the stages. Does told me something crazy.

8:24And I'm sorry for bringing him up twice this episode so far. But he said something crazy to me because he told me it was like your grades are showing. And I'm like, you don't have to tell me that. Like, I know. I just like, I don't look at them. So you don't have to point them out. Anyway. And he was like, I can't wait for you to be like all gray. But he didn't mean it in like a romantic way. He meant it like stylish way. Like he was like, it's going to look good when you're like all gray. And I was like, PAYS you never. I'm really upset by that. No, it's really, really upset. He gets to be like, he knows I want to because I was like, I don't care. Like, I'll fucking grow up my grades. I don't give a fuck. And he's like, I know you're going to look so good. Gray. Hannah, no, I'm not allowing it. OK, well, I'm glad you see the ray gun husband. I'm glad you two have that romantic moment. Get it the fuck out of both of your heads. It's not happening. Like, OK, Reba McIntyre, redhead until older. You are going to be an older lady who is a redhead.

9:26You're Lucille Ball, like enough. You're not going gray. Well, now I need to because you don't want me to. You know who I saw on a plane recently who is actually fully gray and she does look good. When I was leaving Italy, a giggler came up to me and we were like chatting. And she was like, don't look now, but Jane Fonda's over there. I would have peoped. I literally, I don't, and I've seen multiple celebrities in airports and on planes. I don't think I whipped out my phone faster than to text my mom like Jane Fonda's on my plane. Listen to this. We get on the plane. We sit down. Josephine texts me. Guess who I'm sitting next to. I go, if you say Jane Fonda, I want to freak out. Just Jane Fonda. Josephine doesn't deserve that. I'm sorry, Josephine doesn't deserve it. She doesn't even know. She doesn't even like, she, no, you ready for this. She's 12 years old. Josephine texts her. Who did she text? She texts her like her boyfriend, who's like, Aunt is friends with Jane Fonda.

10:28Oh. I take back what I said. The Aunt texts Jane Fonda and goes, you're sitting next to like my nephew's girlfriend, Josephine. Jane Fonda turns to Josephine and goes, are you Josephine? And she goes, yes, I am. And she goes, yes, I am. Jane Fonda's a fan of Josephine. This is huge. She's like, I love your work. Which honestly when you meet Josephine you can't not be a fan of Josephine She's like I love your work your photos that you take a page in Venice where iconic She was like you're so pretty and so lovely and then and then Jane Fonda watched the movies that Josephine was playing on her TV the whole flight home is Jane Fonda a giggler no they didn't get that far Wait Jane Fonda if you watch your documentary like not only she's an actor But then she also like created the best like workout series ever right and then a big activist. She's really philanthrop Why is philanthropic so hard to say is it cuz like our enemies are out together? So I were trying to help people film. The topic is like one of those words that when you throw it around

11:32It's like just people respect you. Yeah, wait But what's the difference me philanthropic and then like Phil Harmonic? They're too close remember we had a whole bit about the Phil Harmonic symphony We put who was like you know we should do Phil Harmonic would change it slightly and then it's a lot of Donating to charities wasn't it the story like a girl had an orgasm at the Phil Harmonic Oh my god. Yeah, what a throwback. Oh my god. Well Philanthropy Phil Harmonic I don't know some Latin thing in there one thing before we move on from my That flight to Italy There's something I've been doing on long flights and I'm not getting it's changing my life And this is like some real a a rp shit Now any flight over really I've been doing it on every flight But specifically ones that are like over two and a half hours. I've been wearing compression socks You're an athlete life changing you're in a lot of being here's the other thing I've been doing I haven't been eating on flights anymore

12:33Because my stomach gets so insanely fucked up when I get off the flight for like the next 24 hours It's like bloated So I've been doing both of those things and when I get off the plane I don't feel as like swollen and just like gross see I don't have the kind of self control to be on a long flight that offers you a meal and to look in that Ladies I am be like no I won't take I know it's really hard. I know it's really hard. I once was having like a full Stomach bug and I was like don't risk it being on a plane and I was like I can't say no to a free meal You want to know what I've been doing though I've just been going a little bit earlier and getting so full at the lounge or like in the airport Like in Italy like I just ate before and then I was fine if you want a nap It's good to eat beforehand and then pass out. Yeah So that's really been helping me but I'm like oh my god how old am I that I'm putting on compression socks

13:33I was like I literally put them on and I was like I must add these to the news Later have to add you know, I thought about it. Actually. I think I bought compression socks That's a good good between me and you okay Hannah So I need to talk about something that's genuinely and I mean genuinely change the quality of my life Let me guess is it a new serum or like a hair mask truly amazing guesses It's actually a WEMO if I don't see a man. I just get into a WEMO night is over. I'm relaxed Time for a PSA on WEMO. It's about time raise your hand if you've ever had a bad experience in a car service situation I could write a book. I have gotten out of them. I pull over. That's why WEMO gives us peace and calmness after a long night to take me home safely and I don't have to check a box if I want to talk or not It doesn't exist. We're never talking. We don't talk a life hack at the end of the night when you're exhausted tired and scared because it's dark out Yeah is to get a WEMO to take you home safely

14:34It is a really good life hack because it actually eliminates so many different things you worry about So it's actually like at the top of my life hack list along with like all the things I bring to a hotel room When you get into ride shares You're normally so stressed our biggest life hack is dealing with WEMO over random strangers in cars I mean at that point I'd rather get my own driver's license and figure it out and that's a scary thought but we also love to Decentre men and WEMO kind of does it for us because we don't have a driver So we don't even have to go into the logistics of it when you're with a driver There's a mental checklist like is are they going the right way? Are they taking me somewhere? I don't want to go how is their energy? Are they getting road rage in a way Moe? I can just close my eyes take a nap and not be bothered and that's the best feeling because I do want to fall asleep Maybe when I'm on my way to my destination, but in other ride shares I have to stay alert Yeah, I have to make sure the windows are unlocked after we putting them down every three seconds like what if I have to get out

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16:40100% dead ass looked me in my face and goes Disorbos don't have allergies. No, you don't It was like the weirdest flex As if to say that like allergies are all in people's heads like weak jeans Yeah, as if we are a stronger family than like another family of allergies Wait, I'm so sorry, but my phone is blowing up and you know who's calling me. Hey, I don't know one of the 400 medical portals that I put all my information into also I have like a Pilates class in Vancouver that I took a year ago that calls me every day I have like a gym from Albany that I belong to in college that straight up text me all the time Also if you cancel a doctor's appointment, they're like okay, and then they continue to call you every day Yeah, but they won't answer you when you're trying to make an appointment But then they'll bother you for the rest of your life The medical field is crazy Medical field is really like I feel for the girls because I'm sure there's a lot of frustration happening

17:46Let's discuss are you going to the US Open tonight? I don't know it is a lot and by a lot you have to put an outfit together Yeah, but I'm not stressed because I ordered this Navy blue skirt that I didn't think was gonna come Until like a couple weeks, but it's here now, so it's like It could just put my new Navy blue skirts. I'm not stressed about it. Okay, but also I am still very jet lagged Yeah, something's going on my body's just being really sensitive this past couple of weeks I don't know what's going on with me and Scorpios are in having a great go of it Astrologically, what did it say we've just been having issues and you want to know what remember when I got my astrology Red and he was like are you having the worst year of your life? And I was like no well, it's in the back of my head because Scorpios are having like a really tough time We had a tough time this summer and we're having a tough time this fall Maybe it's just in your gut because like I feel like everything else is going well Maybe yeah, you did a little witchcraft and you put all your pain onto me

18:49Sometimes I'll see things on tic-togs where it's like actual girls doing spells and I'm like okay you guys are crazy But I'll stay a little too long like I've ever seen a candle chord cutting. I'm like Talking about though puts someone's name in their fridge Nicole Kidman She puts their name in their fridge to like ice him out to be like you're not part of my life anymore That gives me like a little bit of voodoo and I believe in God so like I can't I'm not even like going down that route You know God was not happy with your angel visit Yeah, but it's like he creates those people so I'm like you can't really be mad you gave them that those powers 100% I do need to see a psychic I feel like are you do? Yeah, I haven't seen the psychic medium in a while. Okay, I actually I might have a new girl, but um, okay I feel like I haven't gotten like a year. I have to speak about the open Why that what I wanted to ask you that well everyone's coming for influencers. Yeah, I wanted to see what your take was Okay, my take was that it was one video. Yeah one video of these

19:53Influencers that spoke when they're not supposed to speak they were like singing something and Okay, this is not like a real issue. I watched every single match at the US open No matches are like struggling. There's more fans than ever Yeah, so a guy was smoking weed during Saba link as match. No one's talking about that. I saw that knows I bought that That's crazy. So I think they're making it Where's then it is? I do think if people want to know like with tennis you're not supposed to talk during the point You clap after the point and they're supposed to be pretty quiet during the point But I do think the influencer story is very clickbaiting, but it's like gone crazy like everyone's talking about it And I'm telling you if it's a thing it'd be happening every match This was one match in particular, but I also do have a sauce spot for like new female fans I don't want to be afraid to go to tennis Whenever there's new fans in anything They it takes a second to like understand it. Yeah, but I feel like the smoking weed thing was fucking crazy

20:56I feel like that's so disrespectful as someone who thinks that weed should be legal because I think it's look I think alcohol's way worse. I think there are certain you wouldn't light up a cigarette in the middle of stadium Why would you ever light up a join at the you I think that's so gross also you guys know me and my mom we hate cigarettes We'll be walking on the street if someone smoking cigarette my mom will go Like she's it's really it really is kind of crazy how like back they are It makes me so upset. I do every influencer posting smoking cigarettes Why are you doing it like what's the reason why because you want a young person that is Influence by you to be influenced to kill themselves I feel like Instagram is almost leaning a little bit more like tumbler days Okay, and I think there's a certain age group that's like But it's kind of like it's very early 90s. It's like it's just in our hand

21:56This really makes me upset Um, I know No, I know no the other day I saw a 13 year old girl like on TV and full makeup and I got really upset by it I was really upset. I want to know your thoughts. Okay, doesn't I went to a like cabaret burlesque show Were you out on Saturday night? No, I know because I look at your location. I go this is not where her apartment is where is she? I went out. I was wearing like a like crazy top and Caprice You know, it's crazy. We went from not having each other's locations a couple months ago to now straight up stock I landed I guys I landed In America like my phone gets wife. I my first Texas Hannah welcome back No, okay, I started I actually wasn't stalking you. I went to text you which is like every 10 minutes And it said queen so I was like hello welcome back. I was in Italy. I'm literally walking into Walking into Gucci my brother calls me. I go do you have a goddamn track? I was texting you on the plane and I was like you're right above Dublin right now

23:00Yeah And it goes wow you're in Ireland. I think So we go this burlesque show first of all How did you think how was that your idea for a date and like who came up with the idea that it would be? I wanted to go to this restaurant And then the restaurant was like at this restaurant. There's a burlesque show and I'm like we can't eat or not go to the burlesque show Yeah, I was like I don't want to do anything on Saturday night, but I'll watch other people do shit on the Saturday night So and he was like down. I think because the comedy world he actually would do a lot of festivals So he became friends with like the circus people kind of they're like the people that do like Cirque du Soleil And like they do all this crazy shit. So he I don't know. He's like knows what I don't know about that He knows flexible like remember when Isn't it crazy to think of like insults from like back in the day like an insult used to be go join like the carnival Like oh, she joined like the circus So the circus is actually like really hot people that are really good at dancing and they're super flexible

24:03Like I put like fire down their throat, but also like they I can imagine they're all just like having crazy sex You're not that flexible and not having three sums like that's like me getting mad when hot people are in relationships If you're that flexible and you're not you have like polyamorous You If I could put my leg behind my head I'd have three boyfriends It's like you have to do more for them. He ball Yeah, like you can't just leave it to one guy like share your talent Also, why are they always like about the girls have to be flexible? Why can't the guys be flexible? Yeah I'm sure they are yeah Support for today's episode comes from square the system powering like half the places I go We've built giggly squad into a full business at this point between the podcast merch touring everything There's a lot of moving parts and if there's one thing we've learned It's that you can be chaotic, but your business cannot be square helps business owners focus on the fun parts Creating things building something showing up not chasing down where payment went or trying to figure out if something is in stock

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27:13And then the girls you can't help like they're all wearing like Thongs yeah dancing and they're late. They're all over the place. Yeah the only thing I kept thinking about was like How do they shave so well? Yeah, not one hair out of place My thing is are they taping or doing some type of like stickiness of For the thong to keep their vagina in because like okay, if you're wearing a thong and you're moving all crazy At some point the thong is gonna move a little and you're just labia out So they must they have to tape it down or something and they're changing outfits like it's crazy And they're so physically fit like they're just Pure athletes these girls are amazing also the singer. I was just gonna say are they singing so there's one girl who sings and she like hosts the show She's doing crowd work. She's unbelievable And this is coming from someone who's been to the VMAs. I've been to American musical words. Oh, she's saying live

28:14Better than half the people on those shows There's so many fucking talented people on this planet who aren't famous which is crazy because everyone's famous What was the demographic in the crowd like who are you sending left? It was just like couples like was very date night But like some older men and younger women me and does you know just but okay This is the only drama do you think anyone thinks you're a sugar baby? Yes or like second wife and oh second wife energy Oh, okay, if he was uglier, I think people would think like sugar baby. Yeah, but instead it's giving like he's trying a new Labor yeah um Okay, so this guy sits next to us and I I try not to be judgy especially of men I give men so much grace He sits down the waitress goes how are we feeling and he goes hungry and thirsty? Okay, immediately. I'm like I hate this man And then she goes what would you like to eat sir and he goes well the lady would like I feel like he's trying to be funny, but that was crazy. He's like ordering for her the lady would like this

29:16I'm like, oh, I just don't like this man. Then when she turns around he pulls out a vape Oh, I thought you're gonna say he's gonna slap her ass. I think it's assault pulls out a vape it was like one of these also like bad flavors like strawberry melon. Yeah, that you're like this This could like start a car. Oh Like yeah, we're all glowing in the dark after this. This is fully Chernobyl. Yeah He fucking hits it turns in our direction and blows it at us Next you know, I'm inhaling it tastes so I taste in my mouth. I'm like So then I pull a mom and I go Hey And does this look it does like do not I'm like I would never say that but this is crazy And he's like this is illegal like it's crazy. He does it again That's crazy crazy. So then mid show then I start to get worried that does might like say something because like I don't want does to have to like Scared or something. Yeah, so then the guy apparently turned to does and said I'm sorry like apologize for it, but like

30:18It's wild in these streets. How old is this guy? 57 and if someone didn't know your age and they just listened to this episode of the podcast and all they heard was that like your back is out Your chiropractor you couldn't figure out the portal because technology You're a totally against smoking especially in public places how dare they And I don't understand how vapes work and you went to a burlesque show because that used to be your only form of entertainment 40 years ago Well in our 30 we don't even have kids no, I'm so much younger than I am in my heart Yeah, and I had a drink we oh this was I have a drink I turned to does I go Do you know alcohol tastes like? Rubbing alcohol he goes alcohol tastes like alcohol. Yeah, I'm like it tastes like a fucking like a laundry detergent Then I'm about to use to like clean someone's floor. No, it's not good

31:18It's really not because alcohol's bad. You know what I tried the where was I that I was like maybe Maybe I have a taste for this now and I was like you guys are psychotic was it whiskey whiskey whiskey sour no, it was just like it was just like a glass with And brown Scotch or whiskey and I just like took a sip and I The guys are pretty they're lying. This is how I know men lie and like there's just no fucking way you sit here And you sip this all night and you're like this is a good drink Well, that's my question about cigars you're not even inhaling. How do you love it so much? It gives you a head high gives you like a buzz Well, you've never smoked a cigarette so you wouldn't know that and I didn't even mean to sound like it Bully I didn't that's not how I've been Maybe try seers, okay No, but I'm saying like the first time you smoke a cigarette and you feel the buzz of what it is

32:20You're like oh, that's why people smoke cigarettes. Mm-hmm Like I think maybe the first time I ever tried a cigarette. I was like 18 I was like in college and I was like I don't get it like so mad at you if I was there I was like I don't get it like this is like stupid. I don't like page can talk to you for a second Then if I'm then I think I was like in my 20s out at a club. I was drunk. I smoked a cigarette I got a head high and I was like oh This is why people do it Because it makes you feel like a little woozy for a minute and then you like go back to So that's what like a cigar does it gives you like a little head high Well, because they just want a cigar lounge where they all can sit together and like suck on these very phallic shaped like Why are they so big like They're like what if we made a cigarette but it was bigger and fatter and you could just like suck on it all day, but I'm making it just gonna kill you Joe is gonna literally kill every time I record the bod and Joe goes what did you guys talk about and I go

33:22I don't know I literally blacked out. I'm gonna remember today I'm near honey and then like The way they judge each other cigars are like how how expensive your scar Yeah, oh also one more US open thing Carlos Algrés who I just have to say Looks great with his hair long His hair push back it looks so good because he had like kind of a razor cut for a while He grew it out while he was injured. He's come back and Nike's doing this like basketball type of campaign with all their clothes So he wears this jersey and the whole first round his nipples out Like he hits a winner and his nipple like you know when you go to sleep with the tank top and you wake up with a tid out That's that was really the nipple entire map. Yeah, and the girls in the gaze we were like Shout out Carlos like yeah, Sasha through this match. Do you look gorgeous and he was like a slow mo forehand Then just like his nipple perfectly popping out. Imagine if he had it pierced

34:24But like also these guys like take their shirt off every like three games like it's not that crazy But then the second round he had an undershirt on To using people like said something. I think maybe he was conscious I think he got self-conscious or maybe hit Nike was like hey your nipples getting more attention than the fit I don't know what happened, but it's they asked him in an interview and he kind of was like oh so Nike's anti-nipple injury But it was fun for For a game for a minute for a minute But now he's covering his nipples, but the girls are going off with fashion at the open. Have you seen any like the actual players like Taylor Townsend Naomi Osaka I saw Naomi Osaka. She had like Tom Brown put something together. I think law roaches styling her So they have these like runway walks on I like that. Yeah, it's it's kind. That's fun. Yeah, it's really fun especially because I feel like The US open is always around fashion week and it's in New York City I'm surprised the US open isn't in

35:26Like Florida It's historically it was in Queens on grass courts. So I think it just evolved from there But um, but yeah, there's a trillion tennis courts in Florida Right, I feel like it just like gives Tenants to me. I think Florida. I don't know why golf and tennis. I think Florida if you go tonight you could say that to someone I'm not gonna say Hey, why are you in Florida? Why don't we just pack this shit up Moved to Florida. Well, they would have more room. I would assume More people would be able to get tickets I think half the reason people gets were so mounted influencers this year is oh At like the second matches because they were going so late You could see a lot of the boxes were done. They were empty, which brands have the boxes which bring in the influencers So I think like a lot of fans feel like they get priced out each year. Yeah, and then there look There's empty seats and I think that annoys them not to defend all women, but like get them out at the brand

36:33Right Also a lot of these corporate boxes. They send an email out to the company like hey who wants to go to US open Right no one wants to go and then they have these empty boxes Um, right which is that's a brand's problem But the brands are paying tons of money for these boxes so the US open is gonna take it Yeah, it's not always the women's fault Not always not always not women No truly not all women you love when the empire tells everyone to shut up Oh because because I respect power You know and so when I see a woman have power I go go off girl So I like when the umpire is a woman and she says overs people shit and when she says shh I'm like thank you she goes thank you Thank you. Thank you sir in the corner. I'm gonna have to have you stop. Thank you. Did you see the guy umpire that kept saying Duce really weird so then the crowd would say it back to him really weird not to defend a man But like he just has a really low baritone voice and they were making fun of his voice

37:33It made me feel bad because he talks like this, but that's like so New York. I feel like I know also like let New York New York like it's chaos with you New York can't be managed. No, they can't Also don't give us honeydewses up the asshole and expect us to be quiet all the time These people are there's a cake of honeydews and then it's like why is everyone not silent It's like going to Freppardium be like it's a library now Wait did you see all this stuff about the college like run club? Oh everyone's mad all the millennials are mad The millennials are met and I hate to say this after saying I don't condone drinking or smoking But yeah part of college is blacking out and spider your way home Like that is your first lesson of life being in a foreign land Yeah, just 20 year olds running everywhere you're puking You don't even know your name. I don't think you realize what college is for until you get out in the real world And it sucks. Yeah, it's basically like life gives you these four years to like fuck around and like

38:42Understand that you're about to be an adult soon and shit's gonna get really hard Because then when you get out you're like What the hell is this? Well cuz when you're in college, it's not a problem. It's cute Right when you do that shit during college You're just like growing and learning about yourself when you do it when you're 32 people start Having meetings interventions as much fun as college was I don't think either of us would ever choose to go back to that age. No It's quite training. It was really scary. I was so scared But like I feel like I look better now too. Oh, yeah No, so scary cuz yeah, it's so scary also I've aged myself to the point that someone messaged me like a dating question and I like couldn't help them Because I was like aged out Like what someone was like hey Um, I'm on this dating app and I saw my coworker and I swiped on him and he hasn't responded So I deleted the app and like I don't know what to do and I'm like I'm be so real with y'all I haven't swiped

39:45In 10 years at this point so I don't know how the app works anymore But normally like he wouldn't know you swiped unless he swiped on you But like I don't want to get into it and be like tell me the updated algorithm of how like this app worked Oh like she was asking like did he see it She yeah, but she also like I just couldn't help her because I don't know how the apps work anymore Cuz I know how it works in like 2018 Right, that was my shit. Yeah No, I don't know how the I don't know how any of the apps work either, but also Trying to think what I would do if I saw a coworker what I swip on them or not I feel like I wouldn't it depends us here office crush. Yeah, this is the move I remember if I saw anyone I knew on the app. I would swipe right to be like ha ha Like you know, you're like oh, I know that guy wait. Why is this like I feel like I this was just on love Island and they were like yelling at one of the girls for like swiping And she was like I just like saw I wasn't trying to like talk to him. Oh, I love that. I love that

40:47Which it would she was like a ha ha like I see like when I was roommates with Dave and Cory When I see one of their friends on the app you'd swipes you could message them on it and be like ha ha you're stupid Ha ha I bet no girls want you What the fuck you doing here you lonely asshole Have you watched anything? Okay, there's stuff coming up and something I did watch It's called welcome to the family on Hulu. Mm-hmm that if I didn't drug myself yesterday. I would have finished It is incredible. It's about this Husband who gets murdered and they realize that This woman's family Might be behind this murder. I thought it'd be like be careful who you marry into Which reminds me of my joke which it's like they say you marry the man you don't marry the man You marry the man's family and I said no if you time it right. This does his family's dead um Just his parents family

41:48Yes sibling but this is one of those things were like the the parents hated Her husband yeah, and they were like gonna do anything they could to get him out of her life And there's also the brother that's involved and you hear phone calls up the brother and the mom Talk about how how much they hate that guy. Yeah, it's basically like we love a close family at Italians And it's like I know so many families like this and everyone talks about like gossiping within your family's fun But to actually be like let's put a hit on let's kill Let's kill that other family is insane You know, it's crazy is like how do you find that many people that have the same mental illness as you You mean like nosiness no like how does how is the whole family that crazy? Yeah, they're like John just came up with the best idea. You're gonna want to hear it and then they hear it And they're like that's the best idea. Let's murk this whole family Well, that's thing with families is they do enable each other and a lot of the times they have the same genetic

42:53Issues and I find with some of these crazy families. There's always one black sheep and they do they have one guy Who was like fuck this family one of the brothers that's like he moved like Across the country and doesn't talk to them and he's gonna ask questions and he's like well, they're fucking crazy But I didn't think they were capable of this right So they're very interesting Also Nathan Fielder has a documentary coming out with Elizabeth Holmes Who's the one person that I'm actually really good at doing an impression of that actually is really good I'm so excited. I thought that show with a man to cypher it was so good I thought the documentary about her was so good I can't wait to watch this and this is right before she goes to jail or right when she's out of jail Where she goes to jail and he's trying to like is she still in I'm not sure, but he's trying to understand her like Is she crazy is she evil is she both and she's looking at him and she's like I'm just trying to do the best I can yeah, he says something like are you being real right now?

43:54She's like I'm always being real. It's always being very eerie Very eerie also Nathan Fielder during documentaries sign me the fuck up. That sounds very interesting. Yeah last on my list This has been out for a while, but the gig was recommended it to me. It's called some kind of heaven And it's basically like college for retired people which is something I I love like imagine Once you retire You go to one of these communities and it's literally like partying and like fun clubs and like pools and sex and like it's basically college, but you're done with life and but you're like 75 Yeah, but then it talks about like the underbelly of it and how like People are mean and caddy and like the drama of this like retired Club I wonder if they're like doing drugs for sure For sure Yeah, there's definitely people abusing drugs and like getting fucked up. Everyone's addicted to paint colors

44:58That is so great. This is a documentary or like a documentary about like what's actually going on at one of these Retirement places that goes a little too crazy. Mm-hmm. I mean SDDs are thriving That's crazy. Okay, I want to watch that kind of how many episodes? I'm not sure. I have to look into it Um also, I have to apologize to the community We were talking about like how we used to have so many hot guys as millennials And some of them was like you guys missed like the hottest guys. Yeah Paul Walker Okay, but he was in a TV show Josh Hartnett What he was in a TV show valid and Freddie Prince Jr Again, not in a TV show. Okay, of course we had those men and I would say that they were movie stars I'm talking CW 8 p.m. Thursday night. I want to see Chad Michael Murray I want whoever played fucking Nathan. I was so into Chad Michael Murray I want like the guy who played Jess in Gilmore girls. He's like really famous now

46:01See, that's a thing about my low whatever. I love a blonde And that's my toxic. I don't think people know that when Chad Michael Michael Murray came out. I was like And that's my everything makes sense Everything makes sense. Yeah, that's how Stephanie was she like loved him when he was in freaky friday I loved him in freaky friday see. I thought missed cast I watched freaky friday and I go a missed cast. I didn't find him that He was tall and dumb and blonde. I loved it. He was just like hey these men also had no lines They had no lines in all these movies. They were just like what's your name? Except in Gilmore girls The one blonde boyfriend that she had Not Dean not Jess Every guy named Dean who was Dean or Ethan was like the name of every single boyfriend. Oh my god wait the two thousand This is actually like I feel like I should go to the hospital that I don't know I could book an appointment for you if you want Logan oh my god Logan Huntsberger that he was my favorite boyfriend

47:04I always wanted her to end up with him But because like he was a bad boy and he like had a lot of money And so he would like take her to cool places and I loved him and he was blonde. It's like the Aiden verse big debate Yeah, like you loved big. Yeah, but this is my thing I didn't like that Aiden was like an artist. He like did furniture. I was like I don't I didn't mind that I didn't like that Aiden was like a so dramatic and like emotional Yeah, he was always like And your country house fucking sucks like why would I want to be in a country house when big could put me in a god damn limo up to a penthouse like I think he was shiny. He was whiny, but really that my favorite character of all time in Sex in the city is the girl that big married and cheated on Natasha. She's the sheikest. She was the prettiest. I well, she's I loved her the most She's Tom Brady's ex-wife in real life. You know that speaking of Tom Brady

48:05I watched the Earl show the whole plane ride home from my flight This episode is definitely themed because I felt very old Like even though I there were certain things like I could relate to being on reality TV And there were like certain things that I could like pick up on There was like a moment where like the one sister Ashton says like I'm 23 and I was like oh No, this is a small little girl And people are being mean to heart like I It made me it made me upset that Things that they're feeling about being in the public eye I didn't feel until I was like 28 29 and I'm and I was just like I feel bad that they they're feeling it right now And there's people that are so jealous and mean to them Also, they're at the point where like that first heartbreak I heard you talk about Braxton like Yeah, when you're in your early 20s and you have that first heartbreak

49:05It feels like the end of the world right like I want to hold her and be like Yeah, I can remember him. I also give the girls The two older like Alex and Ashton I give them a lot a lot of credit for how mature they are in terms of Having a stepmom and like a whole their dad having like a whole second family They're so respectful to their stepmom and like mature in like their situation. I Just thought it was so commended, but like I wouldn't I could never at 33 I could never Like certain things the stepmom said to Alex if I had a stepmom and she ever said that to me I I Know like there were certain conversations and I was like what did you just say to her and I will never call you mom I just I was like I would never be this nice To someone who did something so crazy to my mom So I like commended them for that There's a lot of people online who love to hate influencers. I've seen things just like making fun of

50:10Whatever like a blonde influencer. Yeah, I'll grow smarter than him An influencer Then the majority of people like she's fucking smart like say what you want about her But don't say she's this dumb. Yeah, she's a marketing genius like yeah, we're just doing the Kardashians all over again It's like what do they have real talent? Uh, okay, they do Hey sweet sweet girls There's there's smart. They're strategic and very smart Like this isn't an accident that she's been able to grow her career, you know, yeah 100% but it was like a good it was a cute Reality show. I think so only like eight episodes. I watched I think I finished it on the plane, but it was good. Yeah That's awesome. I have to dig in even though I have trouble with reality sometimes. Yeah, it's actually it's not for you Oh Because it's not as it's not as explosive as like a bravo show like there's really not

51:11That much drama. Mm-hmm I also have a feminist moment. I was just thinking about Husbands and wives. You know how in the past like husbands would be like my wife is nagging me my naggy wife My wife's nagging me we have to take that word back and say it about husbands like when your husband your boyfriend knows You'd be like can you stop nagging me? Yeah, okay Let's just try it out for a bit like really nag like Stop I don't think anyone's ever said that to me. They've said much much I really get nagging would be like subdued for what I Typically I think sounds peaceful if it sounds dare I say motivational Do I say supportive that I care? I get more along the lines of evil Satan witchy You know I get things that are quite more diabolical Anyway, I'm making everyone a better person around me mental health mom of the week

52:13I was like scrolling on tiktok and occasionally something about me will come up Oh But occasionally it's something like nice like some there's been funny stuff about my mouth going around Everyone's in a while you're like that made me chuckle and I looked and I saw that you had reposted it What's me? I don't know, but it was just a nice tiktok about me and I was like This like buggy best friend Like it made me so happy oh, I think it made might have been something about your Lulu lemon May or something about my mouth. I know something that I was like really cute And then it just had like page of sober repost. I was like That's my girl right there. I think I know what I think a girl said Hannah still can't move her mouth So we have six more weeks of summer I Some more people need to see this because this is hilarious The boy didn't fully remember I was like it was something complimented my fashion or something I forgot and you were like no she was making fun of your smile and it was so good Um, but just spreading awareness for funny woman. I appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate it

53:17Um now I literally forgot about my smile because my whole fucking back is out honestly. I'm so over I don't even think about it anymore. I know and like it's No, I'm like this is Hannah That's it's bad, but it's almost it's it's getting better. It's getting better But now I'm like pass the points like not that funny anymore. It's just like slightly off We're getting to the point when people are like okay, is it gonna wear off? We're just gonna put in people like we got it. You can smile. I'll get a new fucking bit Um, no, we love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling wait. I have one question before we go. Yeah For the fall or are you gonna do some type of red a diff like what are we doing for with your hair for the fall I'm gonna send in spoke X You think I should go a different red no, I just think we need to amp it up and get and do like a diff a fall yeah I think I want a deeper red you guys see like I'm getting off the cone. She's like and real quick We're gonna change your brand uh k see your roots for a quick We're gonna have to change everything but uh

54:19I think for the fall, I just want your little more fire and jenny red Oh, like the summer. I think you do you give more of like a strawberry red and I think this fall I want something a little deeper Okay, we'll talk we'll offline you're my you're living my creative director. You're like it's not working But we'll fix it don't worry. Have a good day. Bye Okay, love you guys