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I'm in the day just got away from me.
Hello my gaggle of giggler is Paige is still in Italia.
I literally just got home from the Beno Spill Festival.
Ciao, komo se dite.
I had a bodyguard tonight.
You love having a bodyguard.
Yeah, I loved it.
I mean, I'm normally your bodyguard.
I said, Georgia, come on, we're walking.
Well, Armani really had a bodyguard and then they just sent him with me.
But at one point he was like, sorry, my English isn't that good.
And I was like, it's actually so good.
It's better than my Italian.
And he was like, what other languages do you speak?
I said, I don't know.
I'm American.
Oh, your pens are so cool.
I only speak English.
I dream in Spanish and I sing in French.
Was he hot?
Georgia was a good looking man, yes.
But here's the thing about Italy.
I just like, it's actually infuriating specifically Venice.
All the men are so good looking and I'm like, how did we have rap boy summer?
You know?
Like, when there's these, like, my favorite guys.
My Michelle Marone.
They all look like that.
He's a dime a dozen here.
A dime a freaking dozen.
Okay.
I'm like, what's, where are all the hot people in America?
Specifically the men.
I haven't seen a hot male actor other than like maybe the love story guy recently.
There's something in the bread, maybe.
It's gotta be the gluten.
It really has to be.
People need gluten.
It's actually infuriating.
I looked at one guy.
I was like, okay, so your job is to drive boats around like, no, come to America.
You could be, you could drive every girl around.
You could be anything.
You could be anything you wanted.
You love having a man just like paddle you around.
That's where you should be.
Well, you want to know what?
Every time stairs were presented to me, Georgia would put his arm out and I was like, yeah.
Okay, Ariana Grande.
Yeah.
This is what I need.
Georgia, yeah, take my arm.
He's holding you and you put your head back just like at the end of Romeo, Juliet.
It's like, what if you carried me onto the boat?
Hold me close.
Whenever I have a bodyguard, which is very rare because I look like a bodyguard myself,
we start chatting.
Yeah.
They don't need to be there.
Like I'm not.
No, I was like, no one knows who I am in Italy.
I was like, this is gonna be the easiest job we've ever had, buddy.
Also, I'm like, look, the giglers, chill as fuck.
Look, sometimes they get drunk, they get a little loud.
Yeah, I'm loud.
We can hear that.
I'm like, will they outsmart you, yes?
But that's funny for me to watch.
Speaking about smarting, good segue.
Watch the love Island reunion.
Well, I had it on in the background and I was on my phone.
I'm not a scholar.
My college is done.
Someone disagree.
My college.
They said, we're out.
I hate to sound like a boomer, but Gen Z is really, they have to stop.
They were on their talking and like saying their points, but every saying, like common saying,
they were getting wrong.
Like one girl goes, okay, well, if the shoot was on the other hand, obsessed, obsessed.
See, that's a thing.
My job in this podcast is to defend Gen Z and make their existence known, because I love
you all.
And one thing about me can't get a saying right for a life.
Another girl goes, and if you want to die on that bed, then that's your prerogative.
I literally looked up from my phone.
I go, even I didn't think of that one.
That's a beautiful thing about language in Americans.
Yeah, we can't speak other languages, but we also will make up our own.
I was like, I couldn't do it.
Honestly, I didn't really even finish it because they started to, the girls started to
like really fight with each other.
And I was like, guys, all these men suck.
I can't believe you guys are even fighting with each other.
Every single one of your partners is a loser.
I heard that like one of the girls people liked in the first edit, but then the reunion
happened and everyone was like, wait, we don't fuck with her, which is so unfortunate.
Because you almost got away with it.
You're the kind of reality TV, baby.
We, Keenan Thompson.
We, we, we, you got, we, what's the show that he was all that, but like what's the show
we have like with Keenan and Cal?
Yeah, like who's Keenan, who's Cal in this group?
You're, I'm Keenan.
Yeah, you're definitely Keenan.
I'm definitely Cal.
I feel like Cal was like sassy or I feel like.
Cal was an idiot.
We, so tell them what happened.
We like here on Amy Polar's podcast, she asks Keenan like what is making you laugh right
now.
And he said he loves watching like his friends succeed and his friends work.
And he thanked Amy Polar for putting on page and Hannah.
He said his name.
He didn't say like giggly squat.
He said page and Hannah.
He was crazy and didn't say Hannah and Paige, but yes, he said page and Hannah.
And you know what's funny?
He named dropped us.
No, no, no, no, he said our name so casually like as if he's like, you know, a little page
and Hannah.
Yeah, like I saw them last week.
And the funny thing is that like we've never met him.
I've never met him, but you want to know what?
At last culture, he's just two years ago, he was sitting in the front row and I got up
to win Cool Girl Award and him and I have locked eyes at one point.
Oh, and I felt like I fell away back with Keenan.
I felt, I said I think Keenan and I just locked eyes.
You're long lost friends with Keenan because my thing is just speaking broadly too about
the comedy community.
It is still a boys club.
No matter how successful you are as a woman, a bunch of boys will come together and still
talk shit about your comedy.
Yeah.
You post online all the men who love good good are going to comment about how you suck
and how all you do is talk about sex.
And then when a guy posts a sex video, people are like, this was an incredible bit and I love
how we thought a lot.
So for Keenan to be a male comic who's also on SNL, which is considered gold standard
and like pretty prestigious.
Not to mention he's been on TV for 300 years and he's only 28.
Yeah, he's been on TV for like three decades.
I don't think he even knows.
And maybe he does just like how beautiful that is for him to do for women in the arts and
women in STEM.
Like because it takes one man to just like say something nice about a woman and it makes
everything more beautiful.
Well, because men are inherently followers where women are lead or no seriously.
Yeah.
Women love taking orders from other men, men love being on sports teams where they're
listening to another man and then they hug other men like they love following.
We like leading.
So yeah, it takes one man to be like, actually, I think those girls are okay.
And then all of a sudden all the other men are like, oh, okay.
And but one thing I wanted to say though is you don't like name dropping is such a thing,
but you don't know when you're being name dropped.
I feel it in my bones.
You ever just have a twitch meal the night you're like, oh, yeah, I actually, I actually
know that there's some mother fuckers out there name dropping me that I that would make
me vomit.
Did you ever see a photo of like people hanging out on Instagram and you're like, I know
they talked about me every day in my life.
You're like, I know that I took up at least 30 minutes of this hang this hang was 30 minutes
in the PowerPoint was me.
That's when my ears rang.
I go, what one of you fucking bitches?
Why don't you text me?
But you know what I would argue and this keen and thing made me realize that sometimes
I'll get in my head because you think people hate you or they're talking bad about you.
Like you know, you wake up and you're like, is everyone mad at me?
Yeah.
But what if you shifted that perspective mental health moment of the week?
And you said, what is there's people I don't even know who are talking good about me
right now?
That's nice.
Isn't that nice?
That's nice.
And keen in in that room.
He was and there was, you guys we didn't bribe him.
He literally like page made accidental eye contact.
That's just I heard also like, because I know people who know him that he is like the
sweetest ever.
He seems like a literal angel.
He really, I loved all that when I was little, but specifically his skits.
Like I always was so excited for PRS cargo.
Like I always thought that was the funniest kid of the whole show.
So shout out to Kenan.
We love you so much.
Yeah, that was really nice.
Also adding one more thing about women because I feel like we talk about women at all in
the pod.
Um, you mean all we do is talk about women.
It was be your cashier.
Glorious Steinem died.
I was going to say glorious Steinem has passed away when the most incredible feminist
of our time.
Yeah.
And hopefully she's having a drink with Dolly right now.
Sorry, my lips look so good right now.
I'm laterally talking about.
Sorry, Kotick.
First and my third way feminism right now.
And they'd also agree that my lip liner is superb.
They also would agree.
You do look really fucking good.
She had one quote that I thought was really interesting that I want to read to you right
now.
Sorry.
What was it now that has you got another irish unemployment.
And we're going to leave them just you know the rice has gotten softer.
Again, they're like they're going to wonder to know that their children are not having
a craving for fiance and pretty strong character and they're cooking for a swim.
So it was actually polite.
My firing, which we barely speak about every episode.
You're firing.
You're firing.
And how I said I wanted to do something else and be something else and everyone really laughed at me.
I actually can't wait for the Morgan Stewart pod to come out because like I talked about you so much because like
what else do I have going on other than you're my friend.
And she like didn't know that you got fired.
And so like I told her to explain it.
She was like she was like so then did you leave after?
And you're like that's another thing.
I go I stayed for a four more season and had to get more revenge for my girl.
I did it for my friend.
And I had work to do.
I saw a quote recently because this used to be my
friend.
I was like in my teens and 20s.
Like if I wanted to break up with a guy I would be like okay but the next girl he dates like he's going to treat her so much better.
And my mom would get so mad at me because she'd be like okay.
That's like not a thing like no he's not this guy's a loser.
And so I keep seeing on TikTok people being like.
And she treats the next girl well.
What if your next guy buys you a yacht and names it after you?
It's so true like you can't worry about like when you want to break up with someone you have to remind yourself.
You know them.
You know who they are.
And if you don't want to be with them you have to go.
That's why I hate having a dream about an ex.
You've ever dreamed about an ex and it like puts them in such a good light.
And then you wake up and you're like no I couldn't get food to go.
Get food to go down when I was around here.
I haven't jumped about an ex in a really long time.
Oh another thing they kept doing on love Island instead of saying take in they kept saying took in and not really piss me.
That's where we're going to have to put the foot down.
The literacy crisis was really it's not good.
Took in wait I love a once person said it and everyone was like oh I love that word I'm going to keep using it.
No I can't I couldn't take it anymore.
Did you know as you can rearrange your grid on Instagram?
Yes but that's way too much admin for me like I don't want that many options.
Are you really happy about it?
Have you scheduled an organizing day?
No I haven't stopped.
The minute I post something new and it has a new color and I go well what if we brought this picture up from the archives?
It's actually taken over my whole life.
No that's my word I'm not touching it you know I don't delve into grid aesthetic.
And it's so easy to switch them around.
Well what do you think about Instagram changing their font?
I don't really care about that because there was a day where like we had a home button.
And then one day we just didn't things change.
Wow look at you you used to be very bad with change and now you're just this water sign just flowing through the world.
And now I'm like get it out I don't care.
Actually Josephine me and Josephine have had such a lovely time together.
Josephine said she was like do you ever feel like if you do something wrong do you ever feel like you're bad?
Do you ever feel like you're back in middle school and you're like getting in trouble?
Which I used to feel like that all the time.
Like I never wanted people to be mad at me because I'd be like oh my god my in trouble.
And I was like it wasn't until my 30s that I had to like reiterate in my brain.
You're not in charge no one is in charge of me you want to yell at me for what?
Like you can't fire me you can't what are you going to do call my dad like okay.
And so I literally said to her I was like Josephine there's no one on this planet that can yell at you.
Fuck me.
Oh well that's the thing and this one girl did like a video about it how we were talking about how our assistants are just so much more than assistants.
Yeah assistants are real and it's a very important job.
Our girls because they've been with us for so long like Josephine's more than an assistant graces the CEO's and when people see grace they're like you're so thin.
I'm like I'm like I'm going to there. I'm like what'd you call her would you call her one day Josephine takes away.
She was like hey do you mind if I change my title to this and I was like yeah I was like creative inspirational project manager stylists.
I have to find what it is because it's there was a millennial time wherever I was like CEO of adventure creative operations director for page to sort about and I was like fuck.
Josephine says but that is she is like Josephine does all my creative like I think you should do this I think you should stand here.
What if you wore that like she really is my Gen Z.
Can I just say something about gay squad and I'm not talking about Daphne like I feel like Daphne it's still small but you've like you have a built out company.
Yeah squad you guys.
It's three people when I tell you it's me page and grace and grace hasn't slept in years.
Okay and we will do great people grace tried to take one vacation this summer once she goes guys I haven't taken a vacation.
This is my one vacation please leave me alone for this week.
We said oh okay what if something happens no grace had a family emergency in which she was like are you guys okay.
She's like hey I'm gonna be off my phone for a couple hours make sure you stay alive.
We talk to people and they're like okay so who's your like CEO who's your head of operations who do what they start naming all these things I'm like blah blah blah blah.
You know when they're like can I speak to the manager I'm like you're looking at her okay.
Talk to me talk to her talk to her but I honestly think the reason why giggly squad hasn't evolved at all in a good way is because.
I think we've evolved.
We've evolved.
We've evolved to smidge.
We have it like changes because I don't want to hire some random person and like teach them how to do what we do like we are.
No I think sometimes people try to build their businesses too fast and this is not just in like creator I think in general and they hire a bunch of people they try to grow and then you lose quality of her quantity and that's.
Our entrepreneur section of the week it's so.
Exhausting getting to know someone.
Actually we can't do interviews that's why we've never done anything I don't want to meet someone I can't I don't want to get to know any new.
Thank you for I think.
Hi they see her.
Because also Josephine knows.
Like little tells about me that no one else would know like you would pick up on it grace would pick up on it and my mom.
Like I can't re teach that to someone this we're going on six years.
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Wait you would have been so proud of does who have to give a shout out because he is a silent partner.
Giggly squad as in like he doesn't know what's going on but we bring him in one necessary yeah.
And I had an outfit I was supposed to wear and I put it on and we had a photographer and does in the apartment and does was like you know fucking wearing that.
And I'm like okay um why is that it was ugly well deep down I knew it was a risk and like my risks don't always work out and deep down I actually didn't love it but I also like was kind of told I had to wear it.
And I'm like does like I know he's like that's not you like it doesn't look right like and I was like loving that he was so passionate about my image even though he's a straight man so you have to question it but like he was like talking from his heart and then the photographer who is a gagler was like.
I said stop let me talk to him and he looks at him and he goes your husband's actually so right and I'm so happy that he spoke up and like he really cares about you and protects you.
Oh my god that is so nice and then afterwards he was like I really fuck with does because of like how we spoke up about.
And I'm like we were actually going to be with open whenever my mom says something diabolical to me.
I am always thankful because I'm like if you don't tell me who's going to tell me exactly I want yes met in my life so does calls my ass out and I think that's so important and you had a desert my ego sometimes yes but is humility the most important thing in this world yeah maybe maybe I've been watching shit while you've been in Venice we've had very different experiences well you're on the gondola I've been on the sectional horizontal.
Okay.
Pastors wife yeah one of the best documentaries I've seen in a while yeah for sure and I didn't see the last episode yet but if there's a pastor involved I'm watching.
Oh sorry I'm going to face time from Lois who by the way is blowing up on TikTok have you seen no.
I was told a story about like stuff Lois has said and the gigglers found the video and now like she's an icon and Jeannie was like I love the Giggies watch community they're the nicest girls in the world and I'm like I know it's crazy.
So anyway past year's wife where did I begin?
There is a certain culture like it's like to date the quarterback like to date the famous guy like to date the guy makes a lot of money.
There's a community where like dating the pastor means you're like you're that girl yeah like being the pastor's wife like you walk in church and you're like only a paparazzi like.
Like the pastor's wife is an it girl that everyone wants to be in another world you were a pastor's wife.
Totally totally.
It's like being the first lady.
What's the called the first lady? Yeah the first lady of the church and some of these churches it's like 50 people and it's a made up name and some narcissistic guy just yelling random thoughts that he has but that's their community okay.
But they're oddly all very sexual.
Every single sermon that they were showing this guy was like your man is gonna want to fuck everything and it's your job to never say no to him and he's gonna have demons and he's gonna want to fuck.
I'm like I'm just here on a Monday trying to learn about.
I don't know every guy I've met after 37 can't really get it up anymore.
So and they have issues and what was crazy is you know what we always say like when you can't eat.
When your hair starts falling out like that when you start having panic attacks that's your body being like I don't trust your mind anymore because it's clearly brainwashed.
We're telling you you need to go and this pastor's wife by the way she made a sweet man in the beginning.
Yeah her first boyfriend was the sweet guy she met at church everything was great and then she looked identical to the pastor's wife.
Yeah except much younger.
And they started hooking up and they get married and he's insane.
No he's one of the scariest people I've seen in a documentary in a while.
And I think what makes it even scarier is that he's like living like around town.
Like he just lives his normal like nothing there's no charges there's nothing.
He's one of the most dangerous men because not only is he like stereotypically good looking so people already are giving him the benefit of the doubt but he also has charisma and power.
And there's so many men you see like Van Hollywood in comedy and everyone fucking loves them because of what they're showing to the world when realistically they're.
How do you say in French monsters monsters so she I don't know the ending it's really sad the ending is very it's one of those documentaries where you get to the end and you're like and then what like and then what the fuck did everyone do about it and it's like we they couldn't do anything.
So like there's sex addiction is like a real thing and like it's not like oh my boyfriend looks at porn like this guy had a real sex addiction problem yeah wait what is up with like people being like I feel like it's also even in like Gen Z did you see that there's like there was like a whole study about how Gen Z does not want to see sex scenes.
Wait to when people kiss they put their hands over their eyes they're like no I will watch a movie just because I know there is a sex scene and I want to see it millennials had a website where I would tell you when the boobs would come in every single movie.
It was like a website that said the word to see tips I think it's really weird if you don't watch porn.
I personally would never get upset if my man was watching porn if I was like hey can we have sex and he said no I'd rather watch porn that's a problem that's a problem but like if he's away for the weekend and happened to watch porn and jerked off jerk and his healthy.
I mean he's going call me in 30 seconds when you're done like I don't even they're not you think they're sitting on there for two hours no also I would argue you guys should too listening at home it's healthy it's healthy understand your body also watch some porn to understand like what are some moves pull out or just like look at that or like have a mo it's I think it's really healthy to have a moment with yourself.
I don't understand people are like I would never let my boyfriend watch porn I'm like I will say I will say.
I don't want to watch in blonde porn I don't want to watch in blonde porn okay I draw the fucking line somewhere yeah that's the force.
There have been times where like I've asked boyfriends like when are you watching it though yeah cuz that's fascinating where am I am I in the house.
I've never seen a man drink off but you guys claim you do it all day long.
Hannah why have I never walked in on a man drinking off that is my I would love that I actually know sorry how are they so good at hiding that you know what I think they're doing I think they're doing it and tick pull at home ladies because I think they're doing it in the shower.
Okay I think they're doing it when they shower because it's easy clean they there's no cleanup.
It's loud like no one's coming in yeah that's when I think they're doing it do I think they're laying in bed lighting a candle like having a night no yeah no the way we're drinking off is different.
I think that this pastor who was like making her have sex four times a day I'd be like hey hey do it yourself he made her get on testosterone I feel like that alone should be illegal.
No that's fully legal. Do you feel like there's like a real divide on tic-toc right now with like men and women like this documentary the court case happening the good good commercial like I just feel like there's a lot of things recently where people are very split and it's men and women.
There's a lot of tension and I thought my hand on the street videos was gonna bring everyone together but I guess it didn't work. Why what were your hand on the street videos gonna when I was asking men about like tampons and pee.
I just thought we could like laugh and like understand each other and like learn from one out there in a silly way yeah and that's what I tried to do on my standup shows like making fun of the men but being like and it's okay it's okay to be stupid to be stupid also recently did you see Tom Brady like jumped off.
He jumped off a yacht but he was like holding his nose he like pinched his nose and everyone was like we lose respect.
When I do it I protect or pretending my nostrils when he does it I'm like take your super bowl rings and throw them in there too.
There's no male celebrities right now that are like impressive to me I could name one male celebrity that like I genuinely love Jonathan Bailey okay he's gay.
Yeah Jonathan Bailey number one Nicole buyer was like all these leading men nowadays she's like soft whatever happened to Russell Crowe she's like we had Russell fucking grow now we have wait this is so bad me and Stephanie were texting about this because Stephanie and I like when we were in high school would connect on like shows that we loved and she was like massive one tree hill fan and I loved Gilmour girls and like so we would like the guys in that tree.
The guys in that show and so we were texting recently about the new Amazon show and she was like maybe it's just because we're getting older but like the guys are just like not that hot and I was like Stephanie I felt the same way like when we were in high school in middle school our leading men in TV shows I feel like were you were like that guy's not in high school he's so fucking hot.
We'll also back then like what did they just cast more like actual men like not like 21 year olds because like you like Vigo Mortensen he's always been like 42 who Vigo Mortensen I'm not okay I'll send that to you you can have a fun night Jason Statham I think they used to cast older yeah because I remember being like that's a grown as man yeah because typically people that are playing high school kids are like 25.
But even like what Joaquin Phoenix like Jane no Craig like these are like hot men. Sorry I'm looking at a list right now.
Name a male the James.
Name a man.
But like Johnny Depp he likes me now.
I mean obviously but like back then that was like just like a beautiful hot man you know what it is nowadays they don't they never look
like Maxine harder but they never been looks Maxine weaker no they've never been trying hard or damn don't get me started you just
Alba don't get me started.
Denzel these are men these are men Denzel is a is a legitimate he's God if something happened in Denzel was like look
guys actually I am God I'd be like yeah cut it called that.
Colin Farrell you McGregor yeah like there's no there's no bad boys like Colin Farrell was like a bad like I feel like he was like
like Mark Walberg he was a Robert Downey junior yeah like where are the drug problems.
But closest we have his Barry Keo again and he was like the internet was mean to me and he stopped posting.
They're soft these days the men.
I did watch however the Ray Gunn documentary hits out did that cross your desk.
No what what is it on Amazon it's out on Amazon no Netflix.
Oh I'll watch that tonight.
It's fucking incredible now my two cents is first of all you love her look she's quirky she's quirky every time I watch I was like I thought it was myself dressed up in the outfit I really look like
weirdly you love someone that beats to their own drum I do but I do have to say maybe similar to me she has a confidence to her that I I was like
okay the best part in point it I was like is this what people think about me when I used to
well isn't that the worst feeling when you see someone do something you're like I think people think I'm like that
like that is really the worst wait a second but the best part of the documentary that no one knew about her is she has the most adorable husband
I would argue is a bit of an a bluer where he's like he's Australian I can't do a shine accent but he's like she's doing high art like she's incredible like I was like what it be insane if she made this like Australian he's like it's like every second he's like she's amazing
but he was the original B boy and then she's just like an academic who fell in love with it and she did it for a long time but not full time
and there was a legit qualification and she did it and she legitimately won it but like her style is like it's weird it's a weird kind of style and then she started she was like feel like you're going to the Olympics and she's never been in a gym before
she like doesn't have a coach she has like a year to prepare for it and she just like doesn't know what to do and she's at the Australian Olympic gym just like standing there with all these other like full time athletes
and what's crazy about her story is that she started getting like panic attacks because she like knew something bad was going to happen because she felt like something was off and she started to do a couple tournaments and she was like scoring really badly
so it's not like this wasn't a surprise like she knew that she was not going to do well okay and but what happened is it was the third round in the Olympics so the first and second round I guess she did horribly but like not she didn't embarrass her whole country like with a viral meme
and she told her therapist she was like what's the worst that can happen like the whole country the whole world and she's like that's not going to happen
so her husband was like you got to end down a band you got to do something crazy pull out those like random moves we practiced and it was like to reflect upon like the culture of Australia she did like a swimming motion like there were like even the sprinklers apparently invented in Australia there was like nuance to it that is not important to sprinkler was invented so she said she gets off the last round she lost all of them 90
all the press the press people were like hey you want to take a break or do you want to like go to press and she's like I'm on like dopamine let's go let's just like do the press and someone's like by the way there's like some videos going around she's like it's all good whatever
and she kept thinking was going to die down and it just like got stronger but it started very fun like started people being like this is hilarious this girls hilarious this is funny
but then it started to take a dark turn where people started researching into it being like that her husband was part of the like qualifying committee which apparently was actually false but it went around and everyone talked about it Joe Rogan talked about it and they were like she's a scam artist so she's like then she started to get scary because I was getting accused of like fraud
oh my god the husband's like the president's like I'm not a part of the committee like this is not a thing but people just ran with it
it's kind of like the the cold play people like that lady came out and was like we're both single yeah this is insane like I'm separated like we're all separated
what I love about these documentaries is it reminds you that like people aren't just a hashtag like she's a human and she had to like disappear and like hide for a long time and look I don't think she's a particularly gifted break dancing artist I'm just gonna be blunt yeah just be honest they love her passion even her parents were laughing at like they never thought she'd be an Olympian they never thought she'd be a dancer
mm-hmm she's not I at the end she's oh my god chills she's like in Taipei and she's like I'm gonna dance for the first time since the Olympics and it shows her like get back with a community and like with these like artistic kind of dancers and she's and I was really just so impressed by her I love seeing people who get like taken down and then are able to be like in spite of all that I'm gonna do what I want to do
do I think she probably has other things that she'd be really good at yes and maybe she should explore them however she loves dancing and I think she hopefully can be able to like turn this into a positive
America loves a comeback story because the truth is she didn't do anything wrong
right like I didn't realize that she caught like I didn't realize she went through the obstacles and won and then was sent to the Olympics like okay so where's the committee that was like yet you're good enough to go
I also think with these random sports they haven't figured that out so like she was a victim of the system that wasn't prepared for like stuff like this to happen
which is for the talent to have such a wide range I didn't realize that you can just like lobby to get new sports into the Olympics
yeah who are you calling yeah like how do you even go about that like who who wreck who says okay pickle ball pickle balls now in the Olympics
you're like what qualifies it and like does every country have to agree like is there a committee that they bring it to and you have to like plead your case on why you think this sport should be in the Olympics
and then does every country get to try out for it honestly break dancing is cool it is an art though so it's like super subjective but it's so cool
I feel like any type of dancing is sport like dancers are oh my god do you have her like come across the ballet dancers on TikTok I saw black one holy shit those girls are working
well then I argue should competitive cheerleaders be in the Olympics but then this is a bigger problem with the Olympics
because we're sports Parkhouse I will talk about it she's told she has to train for a year but she doesn't have money so she has to like work during the day her husband had to work two jobs for her to be able to like be in the gym
enough because like there's no money behind it right it's just for like dorsments for pride for country pride but yeah one of the the B girls just
justice justice in world peace for one of the B girls was like my I got really mad when she did the sprinkler I thought was fucking disrespectful to what we do and she like called her out she was like how could a fuck could you do the sprinkler at the Olympics
and and I heard way I and ray gun literally looks at her I was like do you know that it was invented in Australia and I was doing it to like bring talk what's the word like bring love to us really
this sounds like an SNL skit the keen in route bring out the dancing lobsters truly I've been on reality TV I've heard some of the most ridiculous
arguments in my time this is my heart the craziest thing I've ever heard how dare you do the shopping cart at the Olympics you're embarrassing us but then she told the big girl like I wanted to be
girl it's a break down sir girl sorry you would know if you're in with the break down to community which I am from watching the Netflix documentary sorry I
but also then the big girl like say be girl one more time beat or be be dash girl the letter B dash girl so jealous you're not a big girl you're so don't fucking
I just feel like that is actually a very cool name it's very cool I'm not thinking break dancing girl be girl also they have be boys not only and what I love about the be girls is it feels like stand up where it's just like male dominated thing
and they be like and girls even dance can girls even do power moves and then obviously the girls fucking dance not us some girls there are girls out there who can not
but the big girl at the end was like I looked it up and she was right the sprinkler was created in Australia I realize I didn't fully understand what she was trying to do so they try to make it then like that she actually was like kind of an artistic genius
but and that didn't truly hit with me but the truth is she's fucking human and like glorious item said women should be able to be human beings how old is she I mean get her 30s
yeah like think about how many things men just do and we like do badly and we just accept yeah I don't know like our whole all the systems every name a system they tried it they suck at it all about they're so bad I also I love someone you like gets passionate about something like imagine yeah
like being like wow break dancing is cool I'm gonna like become it like that's so cool of her Hannah you did that with stand up comedy and I did that with wearing dresses outfit wait I'm a Kendall Jenner tonight how did we wait so long to bring this up love we had a point topics did she say anything about me and hailey we didn't talk about you guys we really we had our own we had like our own thing have an idea
and she had to bring me up in front of everyone except Kendall Jenner cool it's looking strategic she had a side part I had a side part is it hailey wore not sisters were twins she was so she was lovely I mean we were at a narmony beauty event for Venice film festival and we did like a little video together and she was just like a normal ask girl she's tall though right she's I felt like a pipsqueak she's so beautiful she's so tall she's just so nice
so funny because like I just feel like society is so her and Victoria you know Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend she's famous model she's like does all like the Dolce and Gabana perfume ads I feel like people are like you would see these girls and like the majority of society would be like I bet they're so mean and then you meet them and you're like you might be one of the nicest people I've met like she truly was so beautiful
so nice and down to earth honestly everyone I met this weekend was so lovely like Nina Dobrev so nice I'm so we we've never crossed paths with her and I feel like well now she's in her single era so she's like socializing well she said that to me she goes we've met and I was like we actually have it and she was like no I feel like we've met and then she looked at me and she goes we look like sisters and I was like I didn't want to say anything but I also think that we resemble each other a little bit.
She was like no we really do and so she was really lovely too I mean vampire diaries was a big part of my life and she's shooting stuff right now where she had to go blonde or something she just filmed a movie and I think it's set in like the 70s she's talking about like the wardrobe I don't know she didn't say she had to go blonde but she just wrapped she said like a week ago she socialized a lot no honey I socialized honey
how many days you need off now labor day weekend is page to sorboh weekend okay kitty has no idea what she's in for she's gonna be locked in the bedroom for four days okay speaking of kitty yeah I love to I was scrolling Instagram and I saw this guy who spray painted people's pets and I was like well this is exactly what I need right now spray paint oh
a piece of paper I thought there was a man running about town finding your pets on the street spray painting that I go that's got illegal no no no can be some type of crying on like clothes so I was like hey I have three cats well there's more but let's start with three I said it's butter
Daphne and Boots and I need you to make these for us like let me know how much and
Let's make it happen his name is Rex rabbit and he sent us
The most amazing did you see it or you sleeping? I think I saw it people to do people know that
Grace has an adorable kitty named Boots. Oh you have it. I
Just saw it on Instagram. Oh, I didn't know you you own it
Hey, I just thought he made wait Hannah. We're so connected because a girl on tiktok made like a ceramic bowl
That said Daphne's name on it and saw that and I and I do I need it
Make anything you make we will contact you and buy it and
Upcharge us, okay wait. What are the chances that me and you did that in the same week?
We got to stop Hannah. We're doing weird stuff recently
Wait, we did something the other day and I was like Hannah. I did that too. What was it?
We had the same dream one night, which is fucking crazy wait
This is actually I need a psychic to weigh in on this
Hannah texted me the other day and she goes I have the craziest dream about your wedding and I go Hannah
I had a dream about my wedding last night you weren't in my dream though
Like I like you weren't involved in my dream, but in my dream I was at my way
Is it like wait? Is it like reality TV where like you had your own storyline at the wedding?
But I was doing it from my storyline. I think so
Also like were we in like the same realm in our sleep like we both were in like different timelines of the same like
It's not like it's one thing if I'd never
Always dream about your wedding, but I
Haven't you ever seen about your wedding really and I just never dream like I never remember my dream
You know when it's like off. It's the like the movie of the night like sometimes you have like a lot of little dreams
This was like the whole premiere
Was your wedding so I woke up just like thinking about your wedding
That's crazy. No, that was weird creepy and weird creepy and weird someone let us know what that means
That's got to be something like that like we should call
Mr. Michaela or
Angel yeah, I'm really need someone literally told me this I angel and they were like angels said that I was depressed
And I was like welcome to a meeting with angel
Talk about someone who's not a yes person that we need to get on our team like on our actual payroll
Oh, you want someone to make it up to you. She's not telling she's telling like it is
You don't want yes, my name team call angel
Truly I've been feeling really good though because
And now I didn't clean my room, but I had like a little bit of an episode
We're like you know when your computer just like isn't working right?
Mm-hmm, but like you know, it's your fault because like I have every single app like you also probably have 800 tabs open
800 tabs on multiple and I said you know what?
I'm killing the whole family and I'm not restoring the tabs. Oh
No, I just was like whatever jobs these were
Fuck I'm important. I deleted all of them. I felt like I took
The best poop of my life. I felt I felt free. I felt light. I felt open. I now feel like I can like do things I couldn't do before
I went to the gym this morning
Decluttering decluttering anything truly is like a mental
Health thing like I never have tabs open like right now my email is at 97 and I could
I could lose it like I've never got let it go. I've never let it go. Yes
Page I've never I've rarely let it get the highest I let it get to like and this is once in a blue moon is like 50
Pidge do you know my Gmail is that no, I can't I can't know
Do you want to guess yeah, she's like saying you know what because you'd probably don't delete any of your
promotional emails. Oh you have thousands and also like I just move
Like I just don't click on the ones. I don't want to click on
No, I'm I respond immediately when I need to you respond faster than I do. Okay. You're gonna as I not to brag
72,000
72,000
Let me get in there. Let me get in there clean that thing up
But like I've responded to everything I need to like I know I'm not behind on anything
Okay, so say you're in your email inbox and you get an email like from Zora and they're like yeah new in this week
You just keep it not open you never yeah, I just don't open it
And if it's something that like I can't respond to right now, I'll put a star next to it
Yeah, I think with the stars immediately in my to-do list. I love a star stars in my email are really important to me
Also, I have a trillion apps on my phone. Yeah
That needs that's the second thing we have to hit because
When I'm about me if it's free, I love downloading an app. Well, sometimes I'll get emails and it's like your payments process
And like for what though
For what happens that and meditation apps and like learn a new word every day apps. I've downloaded it
I'm paying eleven dollars a month to a lot of bullshit
Well, I don't think they're even our sponsor but rocket money helps with yeah, they
No, seriously, they'll clean it up right low clean it right up for you shout out rocket money clean it out and we need that for
People in our lives sometimes
Um when you flying home the giggler's needs to know tomorrow. I can't wait
Okay, we can't do this long distance thing any longer to express trust me out. I'm so excited. I'm I miss my kitty so much
Mm-hmm
The kitty's been hanging out with the dog while I'm gone
Okay, I'm there doing okay and I set up a fur bow in like one specific room because kitty always goes in there
and
I set up the fur bow. I get a little notification and it's kitty walking into the room and I'm like she's so cute
And then I love if she gets an entrance. They're like she's coming
She's like kitty's walking in and so I'm watching kitty walking and then all of the sudden
There's a dog behind her kitty goes finds her spot where she wants to lay lays down the dog watches where she's like going
sees her lay down and then he lays in front of her like to guard her
She has a security guard then she rolled over on her stomach. I go you little
Slot
She loves she like loves him now
It's crazy to watch them like to get I'm like how is this my life? She's so your cat though because she tested him for like eight months
Like she made his life a living hell for eight months. She warmed up to this dog last week
She's like I still don't trust you
No, that is actually a part of my personality that is bad. I will test you at any moment
I love beating I'm like let's just see what he says
Like sometimes you're bored have a little fun. No, sometimes you have to do you have to run experiments in your own home
Have a little whimsy. Yeah, you have to see you have to see like what could the possible outcome be
Also, I hate I hate teasing, but I think it's just fun. I still check the gigglers now
We're always cooking up something and my favorite thing to do with the gigglers is to do something that they don't expect
Like remember when we wrote a book and everyone thought of us a bit
They really very funny. There's no possible way so we have stuff for doing that will be coming out shortly that I think
I'm so excited for the gigglers to be like
I never thought that they would do this. Wait, what are we talking about?
This is a new project. Okay, please don't lump me into this. I'm just going along with it contractually
Okay, this has been a labor of love that you have been involved in
I've been on the page just lets me go and child lets me have my fun and um anyway
Have an amazing weekend what you guys we love you so much and talk to you later. Bye
