
Getting Ready for a Date While Losing My Mind |FANTASTIC BEAUTY HACKS | Best Makeup Ideas
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Ha Hack — Getting Ready for a Date While Losing My Mind |FANTASTIC BEAUTY HACKS | Best Makeup Ideas. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Wow, a brand new rat lipstick. But wait for it. This is so satisfying. I hope I'm doing everything right. Now it's time for the foundation. There, I look so beautiful now. But I'm not done yet. Ooh, I should be on the cover of magazine with this pretty face. Be some quiet at last. What are you doing tomorrow? Oh, hey sweetie, do you like my makeup? Oh, what have you done? Do you know how much I paid for this? No! What a great shower. My hair smells amazing. But the towel wasn't enough to dry it. How am I going to be ready in time for school if my hair doesn't dry? Maybe I should wet our plans with it? Oh, there's still a lot of water.
Wait, what's that? Oh, there you go, little one. I'll name you Nemo. I'll use the hair dryer, I guess. This is going to take so long. Oh, what a beautiful weather. We should get some air in. Uh-huh. Ew, well pollution closer than I thought. Hey, what if I have to put all my hair into this plastic bag first? Then I'll rub the bag tight. I have to make a hole in the plastic bag and place the blow dryer through it. This is going to make the hair drain crumbs so fast. Done. My hair looks amazing. I just need to rub my eyes so that I don't feel sleepy anymore.
Why does school have to start so early? Who wants to come up here to the blackboard and do this with me? Me, me, Ruby. Come here. But wait, you make up. There is something on your face. Huh? Sweetie, what did you? Look at you. Oh no. When did this happen? Huh? Off. Sweetie, I can fix that for you. Let me just... Just come here? No, please don't. I'm glad I was able to escape. Could a nice shadow palette help me or colored pencils? Colored pencils are better. I just need to deep them into a glass of water. But I need a tot. Whoa. He's so hot. Hey, Ruby. Here, take this. Just hold it for a couple of seconds. It's working. Thank you.
Now I did those pencils in hot water and wait a little. Hey, I just made colorful eyeliner for myself. This lab hack really works. It looks so cute. Hmm. Hmm. I love having the colors of the rainbow in my eyes. Oh, wow. Do you want to come over? Yes. Hmm. Oh no. I have to get ready. No. Why do tights always tear? I don't have any other blue ones. This is so annoying. Just look at this. It's ruined. Oh, you are going to trash. I'll have to try the lilac ones. Oh, the one thing there are my little sisters. I hope it fits. I have to fit in this again. Hey, trying about the tie. I know what you need right now.
Take a look at these banjo homes. There is no way you can tear them. Don't believe us. Then take a look. It's surely cutting them with the sharpest knife in the world. But they are still in perfect condition. Here's another test for you if you still have doubts. See, the pentahose is still doing great. Wow. That's amazing. I need this. Let's see if she was telling the truth. What about if I cut them with scissors? Wow. Okay, they are definitely high quality. Nothing happened yet. Good. Finally, I'm ready to go. No, not again. Doing my own French manicure is so hard. Why? Hey girl. What? Try these instead. Wow, thanks.
What's in this? Let's see. Bandates, huh? Hey, I know what to do with them. I'll put the bandaid on my nails like this. And then I'll apply my nail polish. It's going to be so easy now. There, it's going to help me achieve the perfect colored French manicure. And all done. I hope my crush likes this new manicure. Ruby Honey, where are you? The dinner's ready. What happened here? What is all this? Aww. I need to take a closer look. Is this what I think it is? Oh no. I hope not. Did something bad happen to my dearest Ruby? Oh, my head. Darling, what happened? She's so lucky to be alive. We'll help her. Definitely. I have to fix it. What? I'm ready to help.
Oh, hi, Mom. Look at my nails. Aren't they so pretty? Oh, you're all right. And, um, why are you dressed like that again? I always like to apply my mascara to complete my look. Oh, no. Not now. Not in the couch. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I caught something. What a beauty. Where is the mascara? I wonder what else is there. Oh. And then, I stress bow with you to beat in it. Or, I stress unicorn to be exact. I think you should try it too. Okay, back to business. Oh, I found something big this time. A pizza box. Oh, yeah. I'm going to eat this. Oh. Oh. Mmm. Back was delicious.
Hey, what makes you think that what you're looking for is here? Just take your mascara and leave me alone. It's outside. Where? Outside? I don't see it. What? Oh, they didn't get there. Well, these days I have to make the best line. No, it just makes everything worse. Blue is not my color anyway. Oh, I could use that. And maybe green suits me better. Hopefully this one will help. And done. What? I need to wipe this off. Maybe some postage will help. I'll just place it like this. What? How? You are my last hope. I really hope it works this time. How is that possible? No.
My date will be ruined. Tuesdays. Sticker eyeliners are easier. I knew you'd be useful. Let's see how can I apply this. I just need to place it on my eyelid, I guess. Hey, this is a lot better than all those gel eyeliners. They definitely make my eyes pop. They look so good. Maybe I need more stickers? Huh? Oopsie. Oops, I really like them though. But it's a bit too extra for the date. Time to watch my favorite series and eat my favorite chips. But why can't I open the bag? It shouldn't be this hard. Whoops. Oh, come on. Maybe I can take it with my feet. Yes. This must be the right address. How do I look? Whoa. How was it expecting any guests? Whoa, I can't open the door like this. I should wear something.
This blanket will have to do. Oh, hi, come in. Hi. Thank you for having me. What are you doing here? Where is the party? Tomorrow. Oh. But oh. Tomorrow. All the stuff I had to do to get ready. Two, one. Again. Oh, no. I should do something. Hey, you want to go on a date? It was a worth it in the end. Yes. All right, let me just go get dressed and I'll be back. Where are my socks? There. Oh, cookie. Still fresh. These are my favorite socks. It's torn up. What am I going to do with this sock? I got an idea. I'm so glad I'm finally using this red marker.
This will have to do for today. I'll buy a new pair later. It's tricky. Yeah, that'll do, that'll do. And my sweaty, let's see. Yikes. I don't have time to take a shower so the older it is. This red bomber jacket will suit my red socks. I'm ready. Let's go. Hey, that was fast. Yeah.
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