Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]

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1:05Is she the one on that video? She's on a birch show. No, but I can tell what the news is by just the look on her face. All right. Oh, I know what it is now. What happened? What happened? What are you talking about? Tell us what happened drastically in your life. What happened to rescue last night in my life? Wouldn't you? Oh, how about you, Wendy? No, not me, but now I can kind of figure it out. I was like, man, there's something on you. James, is it you? Not me. Well, me. Jeff, is it you? No. I warmed up, but I think we all did that, so that doesn't run out. We thought out. Linda, why don't you go ahead, grab a mic, produce your lendle. I already. I got a new piece of jewelry last night. Yes, you. Oh. Yeah. Look at everything. That's all I got. Congratulations. Yay. You cannot ever play poker by the way. I really did at it. I'd be lucky. No, you're standing over there as soon as it's burnt. I looked at your face and you were like glowing.

2:05Congratulations. Did she flop her hand on my desk this morning? And I flopped my hand on top of her. He didn't even notice. And I didn't even notice. How did you like the ring? That's beautiful. Thank you. So how did he ask you? He did a really good job. Did you guys get drunk and he just spit it out? Oh, yeah. All the time. Mormons and us, right? Yeah. Yeah. He did a really good job. He. Today is our three year anniversary. And I kind of forgot. So last night. Are you like to do this relationship? And he's more like to check. I'm just curious. Well, I don't think so. But normally we've never really made a big deal of anniversaries and celebrated them. So I remembered, like, towards the end of the evening, right before he asked, but totally forgot and had no idea what he was doing. Basically, he he counts the first time we kissed as like the beginning of us being like boyfriend and girlfriend. Okay. So that's cute. Anyways, we dated for. She is. She is. We dated for a couple of weeks beforehand. And he basically last night took like some memorable moments

3:07from like an experience as places we gone from or stuff we done from the first two weeks, I guess, to like put him into last night. And so I was supposed to make dinner and then he goes, no, let's go out. And I was like, well, I just bought all the groceries over to do this and I was like, okay, if I'm whatever. So it takes us to I hop, which is totally not like romantic setting. I was in like sweatpants hoodie. Like if not, you know what I'm saying? Yes, it is. Because that's a romantic one. It is so definitely good vibe there. And at this point, you're totally and completely clueless. Oh, yeah. I hop it's open. It's 10. We have to get dinner or whatever. So we do that. And then we go back to his place and he just pops into a movie and he put it on him. He has a projector. And so he'd angled it to like one of his rooms in his house has like bolted kind of weird ceiling. So you can lay on the floor on a bed and like kind of look at the movie up on the ceiling. And he put in the goonies, which I was like, oh, fun movie whatever. Totally not thinking. But that was one of the romantic movie. It was the movie that we watched the night we kissed. And the night we went to I hop, we just like the originally would be sat there for hours and hours and hours and just

4:08talked. And so he took me to I hop and we watched the movie. And I was not. He was recreating that. And I had no idea. I was like, oh, this is fun. And I was so tired because it was like a midnight at this point. And I work here at five o'clock in the morning. Our job sucks. Yeah. Our job is not romantic news. Not at all. No. But so we were watching the movie and he kept panicking and had just getting up and like sitting back down and going and I was just like, okay, whatever. I'll just stay here and watch the movie. And in the end he went out of the room and came back in and he got, he has two cats and he brought one of them over and he's like, oh, you know, Jack wants to play with you. And I was like, I'm tired and he's tired. He just wants to sit. So I padded his head for a little bit and didn't realize it. But he put the ring around Jack's collar. And so when I was patting him that I was like, oh, my gosh. And he asked me, well, you marry me. Of course I said yes. So you realize it once you have. Yeah. I was so. Totally. He is a brave man putting a ring on the cat because that cat could randomly decide that it wants to be under the

5:09porch. Or outside. And you could never see that ring again. Seriously. He did like kind of lecture me before like the evening and started and was like, do not let the cats outside tonight. And I was, you know, wondering why? It's just really cold. Don't let them out. It's like, okay. But he remembered what you did the first night you kissed and recreated that. I mean, that deserves a ton of credit. I was totally oblivious and I didn't think until it was almost midnight but he kept looking over at the clock and I was like, oh, yeah, tomorrow is our anniversary. He watched goonies the night before. I was like, oh, that's kind of fun. Totally oblivious. And no point did you think, oh, my God, I think maybe a proposal is coming. Mm-hmm. Because I was in like sweatpants. It was so cute. Good job. It was so cute. Now that's going to. The restaurant. It was just totally us and it was perfect for like us. Now you're a cool chick. So that's fine. But I guarantee you that there are women who are to this day pissed because their boyfriend proposed to them while they were in sweatpants or they didn't have their hair or they were like, their nails were all chipped or they were had a cold or something like that

6:10to this day. Yeah, he couldn't even wait for me. He wouldn't even let me get dressed up. I mean, I knew we were only going to eye-hop but he couldn't leave to me to put on something nice. Yeah, who's listening right now? That will come on the Voice Disguiser and say, yeah, I'm really disappointed by the way I was proposed to. It was just the wrong timing. It wasn't the way I had anticipated being at all. I think the ones I'm specifically looking for are the people where the guy should have somehow warned her. But did we do a list before where one of the charming things or one of the real things about it is if you are not all dressed up when you get proposed to? I remember a long time ago because the do's and don'ts and don't do it in public, don't it in front of the family. But one of the things that I don't know, I vaguely remember it's somehow being the fact that it's almost like this real, like I love you for who you are kind of thing. I think that everybody needs to get proposed to in a way that means something to them. I'm not the kind of person that needs to go to the fancy restaurant and needs to have the flowers and all that stuff. So we have to be comfortable for you. Do it that way. And if I had been the one that was taking to the fancy restaurant,

7:11I would have known something was up. Every girl needs to listen to Lindo right now. Well, I'm curious because I wonder if the question that it guys are listening for right now is because for us, I think the ultimate proposal is a big one but also one where you're completely surprised. To us, surprise is priority number one. And I would say most women aren't surprised. That's what I'm asking. Like as a woman, is it more important to be surprised or have it perfect? Have it just right and big and grand? I'd rather be surprised. I think your surprise is better. And honestly, if you're in a relationship to where you know that you can marry just kind of on the horizon, you kind of know that he might ask you but like the way he does it should be surprised you not to be where you're like, okay, we're at the store and then he proposes that the store at the Joy counter. That's just not. So he would add to it. Yeah, I'm more like Linda wears symbolic and surprise. Yes, he's in head both. And had your boyfriend taken you out to a fancy dinner, you would have been completely tipped off. I was just dumb and just not paying attention. That's perfect. Hey, that's all. Good morning, you're on Q100.

8:11Good morning, how are you doing? Good, I love your show. My proposal for my husband was pretty crappy. I mean, I love my husband. He's wonderful and I love my mother-in-law but she didn't want to get out of the car. She wanted to see him propose to me. I was interning at the public defender's office and his plan was to get out of the car. You know, going in the middle of the courthouse, get down on one knee and propose to me. But the way that he ended up proposing to me was, you know, we're riding in the car and everything after he picks me up. His mom's driving. I'm sitting in the back seat behind her. Oh, no. Talking to her and then he turns around and says, by the way, will you marry me? Oh, no. He panicked. I was so upset. I mean, I love him so much. And I was happy they proposed to me. But to this day, we've been married for three years and I still rag him about this. I told him he could do a do-over because we're supposed to renew our vows. Because his mom took over the wedding too. She even tried to pick up my wedding dress. Oh, no.

9:11You know what I could have told you that was common. The day that if you, if you, if I knew you back then, you told me how he proposed. I could tell you we'd have mother-in-law problems. Yeah, no kidding. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Oh, good morning. Good morning, actually. I proposed to me, hardly at all, we had... he had this one day that he had done this whole huge proposal day with like the scavenger hunt and the romance and the fun and all of this. And at some point during the day, it fell apart. To this day, I don't know exactly why he decided he couldn't do it and just kind of like cobbleds it off. call the whole thing off and you know by that point I knew what he was doing so for the next couple of days I'm thinking it's coming it's coming he's gonna make that for he's gonna do something just awesome uh... well it turns out uh... instead on a Tuesday I was sitting on my couch with my hair in a towel uh... watching TV and I was in a really crappy mood and said you know I'm gonna watch if I'm going to bed and so he said oh hey can you do me a favor before you go to bed and I was like

10:14what and he said can you just see if this fits and pulled the ring out and i was like really uh... really is that the way it's going to be done this is it and and that was my proposal and it is you get one crack at this one crack at a be careful with it good morning Lisa you're on q100 high hey there hi you're on the voice disguiser okay good uh... i was proposed to make it uh... after sex so it's not even a story that i can tell anyone uh... but you didn't get uh... yeah literally you're you're laying there on the bed and he says hold on one second you rolled over no he got down on one knee but i'm like are you sure what are you doing uh... so i'm like i've never told anyone how we got engaged and i have to make up a story

11:14congratulations did you say a day and i imagine it's next week sometimes we can't just you know it's kind of exciting that's going to go into it and it's fun telling people and seeing their actions are here i had to call my parents last night so i didn't want them to find out this morning like at work so they were half asleep and i think that's exciting and i think that was a dream he's like did you really get engaged last night so lindel and boyfriend are both more men so is the ceremony or is the wedding different in the it is in the sense that uh... we would get married in one of that latter-day st. temples and that people can go inside the temple or those that are members of the church so i can find a job you guys would be able to see me get married but you'd be able to come party the reception after so we want to do exactly that's what i love the more that is the way to do it right there you'll bring them young uh... hey the bird show

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14:16bid had a heart attack but was revived by a man called Jesus it's amazing if you want to hear more facts like that search for no six things a fish wherever you get your podcasts the official experiment on how creepy Craigslist can be officially started two minutes ago now right yeah it's posted but nobody really wants to do me on Craigslist yet oh wow wow now I think we're on the encounter section of Craigslist just to reset this real quick and we wanted to see how long it would take Wendy to get a response from just one one post and the post says the post says I'm open to trying new things and I love dirty talks to turn me on fetishes freaky yes please I'm not picky on appearance will leave work immediately please call phone number needs some ASAP all right so if you hear a cell phone ring anytime we're talking right now that's the first freaky creepy dude and people are posting literally every two seconds yeah my my ad keeps going down and down and you're mad because there's more competition you're like hey I'm like hey come on

15:18I need it right now I'll leave work what they leave work no I will leave work well I gotta say just I don't remember hey Mary good morning you're like you 100 hi hey you go now so I was at work the other day and my phone rang and I couldn't answer it but it went to voicemail and it left me voicemail so I checked it and a guy left me a message and he said hi my name is Tom I'm a first timer um you can give me a call back at this number I'm usually really good about like if people have the wrong number calling them back and seeing what they want but the number that he called from was different from the number that he left so me and my friend that I work with we got on the computer and looked up the number that he called from and it was a hotel in Fayetteville oh really hey okay so he asked if my name was Lindsay and he had found my ad on Craigslist and I said no my name's not Lindsay this is Mary I said you

16:22know what kind of ad was it and he said well you know it it was an ad for is this not Lindsay I was like no this is not Lindsay so we went on Craigslist to like try and find his ad and a couple people have called me since then too but really post the most disgusting things on that like pictures and everything so somebody posted for you with your phone number like playing a joke on you I have no idea I don't know if you doubt the wrong number or somebody put the wrong number but like a couple of people have called me since then thinking that I am this Lindsay person wanting to hook up with them in a hotel it could be you know what it could be a situation with Wendy maybe there is a real Lindsay out there who thinks that no one likes her like maybe she just typed the wrong number in the ad like to like transpose the six of the nine or something and she said I thought I had a beautifully written ad yeah this is the first time that I've ever been on Craigslist and calendar section are you shocked yeah I love watching Burke's facial expression as he's opening

17:25up these ads each one well I learned them the very first one not to open it if there's a picture yeah I was greeted by uh careful what to yes for ready Craigslist 3D would be really interesting the first one and these are right these are here in Atlanta uh let's do it this morning that one's in going out if you want if you look for a little hook up action go in that's your place to be um special feet loving married ladies do you like to watch there's some pretty graphics stuff up there looking to have fun with a vanilla kitty what is that save that you guys know what that is well I would imagine it's a white girl okay casual sex yes perfect picture at googoo up there as you get a response uh any board housewives looking for daytime and counter yes uh hump day

18:32humpen seriously seriously that was their pitchline hump day humpen it's awesome they're like I had an epiphany just so you know while bird reads these ads and you write on that board it sounds like a mattress squeaking yeah the squeaking is a little suggestive at work yeah that's cool you can do that in like five minutes we have advanced a sound effect on a show seek savvy lady to meet a Johnny's hideaway super bowl fun Johnny's hideaway that's right for real that's what it says oh yeah I think um I think we should all I think the next virtue challenge should be to use a Craigslist ad and write a high high coup based on it oh

19:34I brought we'll bring the arts into filth well that is how what's a high coup again three five three or three seven three I can't remember at least three seven I can't remember either that's gonna bug me right Craigslist post five I don't know why do you haunt me with your whippings I must go hey Chris you're on cue 100 yeah we actually uh did this to my my friends married and we put a ad in Craigslist it was men seeking men oh that's great fun it was the weirdest like we told everybody that he uh we put his phone number like his actual phone number and told him that he wanted to be treated badly in the act like you're the cops when you call and it was just tolerable that's actually funny is to put somebody's real name and tell the and say look I'm weighing the role playing so no matter what you you are um my uh middle school scout leader that's exactly what we do we like do not break character because that turns me off that's great well the

20:35good news is like Wendy said because they roll off they're so fast because there's a lot of purfs in the world that your post is only up there for half a day and by then you've been replaced by 300 other purfs we're nine minutes into that posting and that one phone call I am it's in another city too it's in another saying that I'm surprised one we're looking on is at like is it a big city yeah it's a yes you didn't post it in like you know I think I should have posted in a smaller town rancin yeah good morning you're on the birch yeah hey um me and my boyfriend that I'm with right now we actually met on Christmas but it wasn't that the little nasty casual encounter part he actually put up a posting and I respond to it and we just started talking and we've been together for a couple months and I think it's really weird but it's actually crazy because I did my own research and the females are just as nasty yeah they are are they really yes they really are like you guys saw the male section mm-hmm the female section is just as that including picture

21:38all right before we move on and go to the women's section if you can without us losing our license uh what did he post on Craigslist that you even responded to well it wasn't a nasty casual encounter it was the men speaking women and he just told a little bit about himself he's laid back um working full-time job you know just looking for a female to hang out with to get to know and it was just really simple and really laid back and I'm I mean this was cute so I was like well you know it couldn't hurt you know step out on face and with the first time we met we met in a public place it wasn't anything I mean and we've been together for months now and he's actually pretty pretty great okay so you were looking for something a little more superficial but you actually found something a little deeper no actually I wasn't looking for anything because that's the difference between casual encounter casual counters just people that just want to jump on so to speak and men seeking women and women seeking men is more of the long-term

22:40relationship adds got you well thank you for calling thank you let's be in front looking to party black men only that's in stone mountain whoa and that's recent yep I suppose it a while ago oh yeah Wendy's like I posted this man and yesterday by the way I've written a Craigslist high coup five seven five five five so apologies too it's gonna drive me crazy to miss his cook my um advanced please English teacher in high school sorry Mrs. Pulse I didn't remember either do you blame your high coup yeah yes please you have your snapping fingers ready everyone yes we're right wait hold on me warm them up okay right again where should I slap you like autumn leaves your pants fall dude that was so good just get to the fine it's five seven five I'm doing it after he's flying his life there you go he started again no wonder you don't have any friends he's got special friends that doesn't miss that whole conversation I just laughed like yeah see again yeah ding your bell where should I slap you like autumn leaves your pants fall

23:49I don't know your name can we save that I know your name yes it's brilliant nobody's fault it's been uh 12 minutes I am shot maybe Craigslist isn't as creepy as you guys thought it was maybe just no one's looking to have a little child of those Atlanta posting to you it's pretty creepy wait please hold well let's move on to more fun and find out why your wife hates you that's what you'll get if you answer it you've got to go ahead we'll just listen on one side I think there you go go go go go hello hi oh yeah where are you at talk sex ask him to talk sex oh he hung up why I don't know people in the background I did I was whispering he couldn't heard that how long did it take 13 minutes oh did he sound creepy yeah what do you say he's like I'm responding to your ad and then just sat there silently and then I'm

24:51like where are you he was like I'm in my car okay you guys play commercial I'm going to find sausage Steve spring is giving fresh start vibes like suddenly you want to open the windows drink more water and maybe act like you have your life together but when dinner rolls around and you're this close to ordering take out again but your box can help they deliver premium clean protein straight to your door no antibiotics no added hormones no mystery ingredients just real food that actually fuels your body instead of slowing it down effortless glow up energy but make it dinner for over a decade but your box has led the industry with meat and seafood that's antibiotic free hormone free and independently verified because when it comes to fueling your body quality isn't extra it's everything clean whole protein means better support for strength metabolism and that steady all day energy we're all chasing as an exclusive offer new listeners

25:53can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year or ground beef for life plus twenty dollars off when you go to butcher box dot com slash pods that's right your choice of chicken breast or top sirloin for a year or ground beef for life plus twenty dollars off your first box and free shipping always that's butcher box dot com slash pods don't forget to use our link so they know that we sent you hi there we are James add Dan to thought of the hit UK podcast no such thing as a fish each week we get around the microphones with our four favorite facts that we've learned over the last seven days and sit down to blow each other's mind yeah here's a fact for you dad yep in not theory a circle of rope without a knot is technically a knot but it's called a knot knot very good I go on here as well in 2019 a marathon runner with the words Jesus saves written on his bid had a heart attack but was revived by a man called Jesus it's amazing if you want to hear more facts like that search for no six fingers of fish wherever you

26:57get your podcast well look at him I mean he looks totally different as a merry guy glowing hi groom hello hello I like your ring yeah let's see that ring let's see that that's your wedding ring hey there's no ring it's white clear gold no the ring they're actually broke to be honest with you along with my phone well wait how does a ring break what was it made out of it was made out of a material much like gold but not gold probably so no it did actually break but I was wearing it you see the pictures all right let's go back here for just a second Jen why don't you tell the history here of rewind rewind rewind when did this first start August four years ago well Joel and Tray are in studio today and Joel and Tray are good buddies and Joel came to us and said you know what my friend Tray always says that this is the year I'm gonna get married this is the year I'm gonna get married and then he never did well Tray's 35

28:00so Joel said you know what I'm gonna take care of this for you I'm gonna set your wedding date and I'm sending out save the dates so he did he sent out save the dates for January 17th and originally the plan was for Tray to find a bride and get married in Las Vegas well the Vegas thing didn't happen but Tray got married over the weekend here in Atlanta and that's it right there at a bar did I miss anything that pretty much sums it up at it right now when we talked to you two weeks ago you said nah probably not gonna happen here not really any strong candidates and then two weeks later you're married to a strong candidate right right what I don't know last week I was like I'm I just had a pair and I was like I'm gonna do it is that I was gonna do it let's do it so I call Joel and Wednesday I think of last week said Saturday night we're gonna do this thing so um we did and I got married tell everybody about your bride my bride is um she's my age she's 35 which is I was very excited about the age appropriateness thank you so and she's very willing to

29:04participate in in the wedding we had Saturday which was cool so very laid back and uh just worked out um so well I met her about a month and a half ago um at uh my office manager at the fur bus was looking for an apartment and she was getting rid of an apartment and so that's how we ran into her and she did not know about the radio thing is what I heard she did not know about the radio thing that makes it more legit yeah that's cool and that she uh um your office manager Allison told me that she didn't believe you when you told her about the radio thing no I don't she was like no way yeah she she was taken back I think a little bit about that but uh you know it that's just the way love works sometimes so which came first talking about the radio thing or you're actually your actual proposal to her you know what I mean like I'm curious how she found out about this and what the steps were in that she uh found out about the radio thing before the whole will you marry me okay you know um so we have we had gone out a couple of times and

30:07and there's you know evolved the people I guess is the one that I could go through with this with you could see yourself spending the rest of your next couple of months with her what yeah let's uh let's take a week by week day by day we have a new president coming in and uh let's just focus on that right now are you guys living together we are not living together it's a marriage that you guys are not it's not a marriage you didn't get married this morning I did get married did you see me get married I saw that I mean it was the real thank you or dainty minister right it was a ceremony ceremony and your mom was there my mom was there which was the best part my mom we were uh wearing believe it or not normal suits everybody looks normal everybody looks great yeah and then my mom shows up with her friend in a costume which was the greatest thing that's ever happened now I mean I will say that one of the um one of the moments for me that stood out the most was one of your ex girlfriends standing up in the midst of the ceremony and saying that

31:10she objected oh she did really oh no she didn't she jumped up there was a bench where trace mom and his mom's friend were sitting so that they could have front row to the ceremony so they could see everything that was going on because it was a crowded bar cramers and so uh so I happened to be standing next to trace ex girlfriend and she jumped up on the bench and said that she objected come on I had to grab her and pull her down off the bench get out of here really or she hammered no sober the totally sober yeah it was funny how we laughed it was good yeah it was it was uh very fitting so no she was she was cool it so I don't know her friends were kind of consoling her yeah her friends were like petting her going you know it's okay it's okay yeah it's gonna be okay I probably why did she even go okay if she was going to be so broken up about it why did she even go it's a more forced her to go I'm sure she was just wondering if it was actually going to happen I yeah I guess so I thought she was kind of cool with it but I don't know I said that's pretty interesting she did object she was the only one that objected too that's more shocking than that that's the most shocking part I'm surprised the bride didn't stay

32:14that we go you know what I don't really no I'm not going to write so right after the quote unquote I'm having a tough time calling it a wedding a because it would happen at a bar there's no marriage license right but where are you with love for God's sakes man the reality part of it this is what happened let me just walk you through because it was the greatest wedding of all time we we had that we had it it was completely set up in the bar we had the balloons and real flowers it was it was a lot better than I thought it was gonna turn out Joel did a poem in the middle of the wedding ceremony oh we also played the reading yeah um was that a bugle yeah basically you played the what some kind of horn as the bride came down somewhat aisle in the bar it was just majestic really um and I forgot where I was going with this but uh it was it was really cool actually I was really impressed and had a great time and my mom was there and we got a lot of pictures and it was a legit deal really I mean yeah we we hired a wedding photographer we had an ordained

33:19minister we had we we were at least a pigeon yeah we had a trumpet voluntary we had a poem that was red and we had to trace the unity bird and get involved it had everything except the marriage license mm-hmm I think that's the way everybody should get married actually because we got married we walked out the front door with everybody cheering got in the limo that I didn't know was there went around the block it dropped us back off in the bar and we came back inside and had the reception it was as real as a wedding can be in cramers in bucket it was a every new everything was legit I mean honestly though what what is a wedding it's it's an announcement of your union to another person in a public setting it's a it's a legal legally binding trea humfries is married and it's legal if you say it in public how does that what do you a lawyer I mean you're gonna break her up I mean if you guys break up in two days there's no nothing's going to be you know divided up you don't have

34:21to get an attorney well I hope not that happens I hope I don't have to get it turned um was this an agreement that she made with you was the proposal one of hey let's just do this Saturday night if it doesn't work out it's fine you know I mean we're just gonna yeah I mean obviously there's an element of you know this is kind of off the wall and in random so yeah and you know I would assume that that's going through her head you didn't get down on bended need to propose yeah how did you propose no I just kind of asked I didn't it wasn't the the it was kind of last minute things it wasn't the whole Romantic thing it was more of a convincing than an asking I think you might need them to consider a let's say I mean considering I met her on Saturday nobody nobody knew her you met her for the first time on Saturday at I've met her when she was about to walk down the aisle what so you didn't even you weren't even sure he was getting married or not well I mean he told I mean he told me this is what's going on this is who I've been seeing yada yada for weeks but I I'd never met her what Wendy I mean you're supposed to introduce her to the best friend can't just

35:23who Joel we gotta put me up to this no we can say her name right is she okay with that um Stephanie yeah I'm pretty she was beautiful she's absolutely beautiful woman a beautiful bride she had on a fantastic wedding gown I was like I couldn't believe she was wearing that at Kramer's I'm like that is way too nice of a dress to be in this place and I mean she had the bouquet the veil the whole thing like hair done look gorgeous watch it work out for the rest of their lives that's what I told her like 50% of our audience right now is like divorced and if this is the relationship right now that actually lasts forever it's going to make an ugly statement you're gonna have a lot of people calling you to have their wedding stage on the primers well they won't be arguing because they're not in the same house that's right do you even have her cell number yeah okay well at least superposed every now and then hey Fred good morning you're on Q 100 hey good morning yeah I was listening to that tray story and my wife and I met in October we were married in December in a bar

36:27by the bartender who was an ordained minister from the Indian in that church and it's it's the best way to get married because I did the big fancy wedding the first time I got married and that didn't work out too good but quick fire at the bar best way to do it and you've been married for how long uh over a year and a half right now okay there you go thank you check there is help I got a year and a half to beat thanks Fred Susan good morning you're on Q 100 hey guys first I just wanted to say that I've been listening to you from the very beginning and I love this show with like everybody else but and forgive me tray because I'm not you know normally like this but this is the most ridiculous piece you guys have ever done totally I don't have I have never ever ever held in first of all but I just merely did something so special it's so special I just can't believe that you you number one you put it on the air but number two that tray when I out and did this I just I just

37:28wanted to say I was just a little bit disappointed I didn't realize how offended my wife was at this whole thing until we were talking about it late last week she's like she said Melissa's absolutely right because Melissa kind of went off on it last week also and I didn't want to turn this thing into like any serious debate or you know series politically and my wife said the same thing she's like this is ridiculous this just laughs at our marriage it's it's it's in the face of our marriage exactly and I thought it's a radio segment and she said maybe to you but to others that are listening like this is a serious thing that is ridiculous it's just one way of doing it you know I mean there's a million ways to do it well but let me just say that when when you normally have a tray and his friend on most of the time I turn it but I did hear it a little bit this morning I did want to find out whether he did get married or not so I did hang it so we got you yeah suddenly we got you why isn't she on with us this morning the beautiful blessing right I don't think she's ready for radio yet she's she's kind of although she went through the the the the bar scene I think

38:30it's gonna take her a little while to get on the radio you know so I think she's embarrassed by you probably most people are maybe my mom since she was in the costume which was awesome so are you guys I mean you're saying you're officially married but I think in the eyes of Georgia you're probably not all right are you are the two of you at least exclusively seeing each other we are seeing each other we got married I didn't get a license I have not done that yet it was a minister who declared the you know the ceremony so you know kind of is what it is so you will see no other women and she is gonna see no other guy until this relationship either plays out or not yeah okay ultimately he was gonna get married January 17 2009 okay he got married January 17 2009 okay so that's really is the bottom line it was an obligation and it got done right you gotta do what you gotta do and look at him he's glowing watch it last forever yeah what do movie do watch it

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41:38you get your podcasts the superficial debate is directed right towards women right here from let me tell you how I even got into it I met the w bucket I think it was on Saturday night and my group of fellas meet a group of girls when I'll start hanging out and talking right and throughout the course of the night one of the girls makes some kind of like side joke to another girl and all the girls and the groups had to respond to it because they knew what was going on and nobody else was so one of the girls said you know what that's about is that Melissa here one time was mistaken for a prostitute okay somebody propositioned her on the road like they thought I guess the way she was dressed awesome or what have you and thought that she was a prostitute full on was confident and like offered her you know like how is this gonna be wow and she just like you guys totally and completely offended by it and another girl in the group says well I mean it could be worth it's not like she said you were pregnant or anything so a 10 minute debate

42:41between five women starts to break out on which is more offensive to be mistaken as a prostitute or be mistaken for a pregnant woman if you are not pregnant and it was one of these moments where I was sitting back on is this really happening are they really this really because they they might have been buzzed but they were very passionate about it I'm trying to think which is more offensive it's really that is a more difficult question to answer than you might think I guess it is because they were going out of for 10 minutes before finally someone in the group said okay we got to put an end to this but there was no clear conclusion really none yeah most women right now are going oh I don't know well because well let's let's dive into it okay so the offensive part about being you know solicited to that's prostitute obviously means that you look available for you know getting paid to do that for money for money yeah to do that for money so that means that you've either just say you look cheap yeah you look cheap too provocatively yeah

43:44provocative yeah trashy which which is better to look cheap and trashy or to look fat that's really the bottom line now and women what's the struggle here for all four seven four once you 100 yeah we are should we get Tracy's opinion is she like pregnant that's what I mean but see pregnant is a different kind of overweight because it's all in one place so if you're mistaken for being pregnant you have like a typical man's belly because men carry their weight in their belly you know what I mean like that's where the men usually put their extra weight and for women it's usually hips booty thighs you know what I mean but if you're a woman you're mistaken for being pregnant and you're carrying your extra weight like a man and that doesn't get any more offensive than that I don't know I'll say it I'd rather look trashy you'd rather look trashy I'd rather look trashy than be fat because then you can say it be honest yeah I'd rather look

44:45trashy I don't know I just don't want to I don't know what I don't know what is the toughest decision to make well do you think I'm a street prostitute or do you think I'm somebody that you know you're not an escort you're a prostitute okay so not an escort they didn't say escort it's a prostitute and that's a different thing okay I'm yeah I mean if you're an escort it's a difference between being an escort outside of a hotel in Buckhead or on ponds by that yeah am I dealing your Roberts prostitute or am I are are a symbol of art okay so Wendy has weighed in and she said it's worse to be a different between a prostitute and an escort is a prostitute will work in a car an escort you have to pay a matching to do that one has a website one has a website and one doesn't right escort will have a website good morning Jennifer hey how are you doing good we're attacking the important stuff today would you what is more offensive I think pregnant because I've actually been walking down in Buckhead with jeans on a sweatshirt and a couple over and that offered me money so you don't have to look

45:51hard to have people offer you money how much did you take so it is worse for you to be mistaken as pregnant pregnant yeah okay thank you for someone to call you a prostitute though I mean it could be a long night of drinking your eyeliners running I mean anybody will pull you over if they're desperate in the middle of the night so you can be like no mean but like in your own mind as a woman you can justify them making the mistake yes by calling you a prostitute but if they mistake you as pregnant then fat is fat is yes absolutely that what you're saying in a roundabout way mom always said fat it no you said you didn't finish that don't say that Kelsey is it worse to be mistaken as a prostitute or pregnant definitely worse to be mistaken as pregnant yeah I would have to say I agree with the ladies that if someone's mistake shows a prostitute then they're pretty much you don't know what their

46:52ideal replacement is you could be a high-class prostitute but if you're mistaken as pregnant you're just mistaken as pregnant you got a belly looking fat I'd rather be mistaken as a prostitute if you if you're if you're mistaken as a prostitute you say pretty woman or hustle and flow then I know if I'm offended or not pretty woman then I'm like okay all right yeah I think we should wrap those boots in pretty woman guys if we take one more pregnancy call can we send an intern to make sure Tracy doesn't jump out of we know but she is pregnant so let's take it for being pregnant she has a baby in there yeah I know but you get all these calls got yeah I would much rather be a prostitute than be fat pregnant well Tracy I mean women yeah I'm sorry but sometimes yeah says is our website evolved enough to where we could actually make a poll an online poll out of this not really sure do you need it this month hey Jennifer good morning you're on cue 100 hey good morning how are you good which is more offensive to be mistaken as pregnant or a prostitute oh definitely pregnant at least if you're a prostitute somebody wants to

47:55be with you it's pretty clear cut here good morning Melanie you're on cue 100 not much of a debate no I would recommend her be told that I look pregnant and like a two dollar person sidewalk I would I would that's as much better to me than being told I look like a prostitute but I don't have a belly but if I had a belly I would I would be more offended if somebody called me a prostitute okay okay but I love that but I love how she had to add that she had to add I don't have a belly but if I did but if I did say I'm so what am I doing I didn't have any kind of pregnant this is just me and I'd rather be a prostitute than look like Tracy no it's not the same thing it's totally different well I'm pregnant everybody would rather look like a horror than look like me

49:00so are you all in agreement Melissa I don't think I heard a final definitive yeah I don't want to be called fat I'm on I'm a woman I don't yeah I would be it would be it would be more offensive to me if somebody thought I was pregnant then then somebody solicited me for sex yeah call me a horror don't tell me I got a baby bump the horse comes in different shapes and sizes so I mean everyone oh my god are you a prostitute and are you pregnant then you're on the virtue hi there we are James add Dan to thought of the hit UK podcast no such thing as a fish each week we get around the microphones with our four favorite facts that we've learned over the last seven days and sit down to blow each other's mind yeah here's a fact for you dad yeah in not theory a circle of rope without a knot is technically a knot but it's called a knot knot very good I go on here as well in 2019 a marathon runner with the words Jesus saves written on his bid had a heart attack but was revived by a man called Jesus

50:03it's amazing if you want to hear more facts like that search for no such thing as a fish wherever you get your podcast