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The show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubel Show is no different. Why it's the Jubel Show with your drunk Aunt Mina? Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And who could forget the newest member of the show, the hip-divorce, who loves scrolling on hinge, almost as much as she loves his college-aged daughter, producer-free. Good morning. And then there's me, I'm Jubel, and this is the Jubel Show, and it's the time of week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So Nina, what's up with you this week? I think I made a little bit of a commitment. And this is a good thing. So I don't know if you know this about me, but I've moved four times in the last five years. Wow. Actually, a lot more than that if you add on more years. But this is very exciting because I just got a new couch. And it feels really good because we have new energy. I got rid of all of the old stuff because my life was pretty much in storage for three years also. Man, it's very complicated. It made me just simplify this. I use Sage. I got all the bad energy out. I have a new couch. And basically, when I walk into my place, I feel like a new person. Yeah, I'm an an the couch.

I bought new, but that's the commitment, you know, I'm saying it costs a lot to get a couch. Yeah, you're saying I'm saying this is my spot right now. Right. I'm committing it to it. It's like it's the human equivalent of peeing on it, something like a dog. You got your couch in there. It's like you peed on it. Yeah, exactly. Lift your leg and walk on the high key. Sorry. Sorry. What's up with you this week? Well, guys, do you remember last week, I think it happened, we got an email or a few weeks or whatever it was, we got an email from someone about possibly doing like a live event with them. Yes. Okay. We thought we had like responding back and forth to them because it was a person who's like pretty big. I don't want to say their name. It's weird. This is weird. Okay. It's with Bethany Frankl. Yeah. Yeah. But. I don't know why Victor was being secretive about it. Yeah. I don't know why either. I didn't mean to be protecting Bethany's privacy or email. Okay. Yeah, they asked us to do to like come on her Instagram and do like an interview thing.

Yes. We had to do a tech check. So Jubal and I did tech, tech, tech check the other day and I couldn't log on to our Instagram. I couldn't figure out why. Mine's you turned out. It was only a button. It wasn't pressing. So my bad. We could have done it a whole time. Yeah, we could have done it. But. She cost you a couple thousand. I think we did it because talking to someone who works in social media yesterday, it was a scam. What? Dude. Like she's like, well, does it come from like a Gmail and I'm like, yeah, it's a Gmail. And she goes, it's where I wanted to say. And I was telling her and she was, that's a scam. Yeah. So then we're trying to get into trying to hack our Instagram. And thankfully because I didn't press the button. Because you didn't know to press the button. It couldn't. Good job. I messaged me yesterday asking about like, hey, like, can you, I think because they thought you bit and they're ready to catch it. Well, now I'm like, you wasted my time. So I'm always yours. So then I responded and I told him like, okay, like, I think we got it all fixed. I think we'll check again, but also what she liked to come on our podcast would be so

cool. We can offer her this. We will need payment up front. But what are your thoughts? And what do you say? I don't know. I responded yet. But. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good that we didn't know how to get on. Yeah. I was like, oh gosh. Things work out for a reason. Yeah. It's crazy. Wow. Mr. Freeze was up with you. I got a memo on my door yesterday telling me that I have 48 hours before they're going to come into my apartment and check the fire alarm. Oh, good. And I don't like that. Like, this is the first time I've been in a situation where I've had an apartment complex where I've had something like this happen and it feels invasive to me. It's their building. So I may have the right to do that and they're making sure that it works in their place. Actually, I don't know all the legalities behind it, but they get to come in and out all the time. Yeah. It's just weird. I just feel like I should hide all my valuables. Like, I feel weird about it. Just make it work their time. What do you mean? I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

Sorry about that. Part of the issue, though, is that they're doing it in hours that I'm probably not going to be there. That's the problem. That's where it feels weird. They often get stuff and later. Yeah. Just be on the couch. Right. I'm waiting for you. It's going out with you. Well, I think my neighbors, like, I know that my neighbors think I'm weird, but now I'm wondering if they might want to like call the authorities on me. Okay. So I have a stop sign right outside of my house. right on the street that we're on. And there's like a text message group with all the neighbors. And they text on the time and they're like, hey, do you want to come over and we're having this party on Saturday. How many times have you come over, Joel? Zero. Things are including me, but all day. But the other day I stole the stop sign that's outside of my house. I was kind of dangling it. I wanted to use it for something. So I took the stop sign and there was

text message that the next day did anybody see who stole the stop sign? And then there was like this whole thread about like how upset they are that there's someone who stole the stop sign. Oh my. And now from the radio time we stole the stop sign. I hope they don't talk to the dog walker dude that I have come during the show to walk my dog because the stop sign was like right when you enter the house you can see the stop sign. Also I stole the don't park. Do not park sign. And so like he's just seeing signs pile up. So like he could incriminate me. I shouldn't set those things right where people can see. I should be a little more stealth. Or you were to steal. Well, if you were to use them for like art or something, I'm effectively speaking. Yeah. Would you get in trouble for that? Yes. You do get in trouble. If you were to display it as art, they don't know I could have paid for it. Yeah. I'm not a real stop sign. Stop sign. What's I call 3D printing? Did you have to steal a stop sign? Because I want to use it for an art thing. Told you. And so I've been wanting to take that stop sign for a while.

And then one day it was just loose. You're like this is my opportunity. Well, thank you God. All right. You gifted me the stop sign. This is your sign. Then I was driving. I had another idea with friend. I needed a no parking sign. And I was driving by a construction site. You know, early in the morning, I took pulled over and grabbed a few of the no parking things. They're not just like a take whatever. Is that like when you put a free couch out? It's another jubal phone frame. It's morning on the 20s. Hello. Hey there. This is PD and some call from takes I was looking for the bride to be Kylie. Hi. Hey. You can actually talk to the coordinator, though. I believe you have her number. Yeah. I do. You need it again. I can find it. Yeah. I do have your wedding coordinators for a number. I know it's you're getting married here in a few hours. So you got to be pretty stressed out. I was just going to give you a big congratulations myself. Okay. Well, thank you. We're getting

our hair and makeup and stuff done. So I pass you after. Yeah. I don't mind. I don't get it up. Yeah. All right. Hey, real quick though. I didn't need to run this by you instead of the coordinator, because it's kind of a big deal. Okay. So we had a little bit of a snafu with the cake today. What do you mean? What would a snafu mean? I don't know exactly what it I can look it up with. Sorry. What do you mean that what's wrong with the cake? Oh, okay. Yes. So we were testing out this brand new technology that we have. We started delivering our cakes with drone via drone. It's really cool. So yeah. So I'm guessing it's not cool based on where this is going. What happened? Well, um, okay. So you're wedding cake that is supposed to be at the venue is at the venue. Okay. But the drone crashed right outside. And so it's all over the pavement at the venue. It's our drone system. This

was our first test run of our due drone delivery. Okay. So again, it's my wedding day. What do you expect me to do? That is at a wedding. Right. Yeah. And you know, that cake took us quite a while to create. So not going to be able to make a replacement one in just a few hours. Okay. So you're telling me that there's no cake for my wedding. No, there is a cake. No, no. Not a four cake. I'm talking about cake. People can eat just the correct one thing. It's more like a parking lot cake at this point. Yeah. I was looking at the, you know, you just called me to tell me you're an idiot. Okay. Well, I think those words are kind of harsh. You think those words are harsh. Listen up, you stupid mother. I don't know who peed in your mom, but I cannot deal with this stupid anymore. Get me, get me a refund, get me a person that can actually fix this. Somebody's got to be in person. Okay. What we do have to be the top of the cake, guys? Do you like confetti cake? It's always delicious. I cannot speak to you. You are too stupid to have a conversation with on the phone. Who who is in charge? Well, I don't know. Stupid is the right terminology.

I think that you are the tippy top of this cake company. I did create a drone technology in order to be able to deliver these. Oh, sure. We should also super good about that. You're more on, but I cannot believe that you would be the person that actually is in charge that I can talk to about how to actually rectify the situation. Give me the number or the name of someone who is in charge of you. You literally ruining my wedding. I cannot believe chicken wings. You are ruining my wedding chicken tenders. I cannot chicken tenders. What? What if I have one of my guys stopped by the grocery store pick up some chicken tenders and some jojo potatoes instead of a cake? That's a fun thing to do. You can spin it to the people that come to your wedding and be like, hey, we decided to not go as a cake. We had some way better. Jojo's chicken wings. I'm willing to pay for myself. You want me to serve chicken wings instead of cake? That's where we're at right now. Jojo's in. Jojo potatoes as well. They're delicious. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Idiot. You're saying you're saying I should just go and get chicken wings.

No, you're going to go get chicken wings. I'll get them for you with your drone. Oh, yeah, you're going to get them with your drone. That's fun. Super well. You know, you know, you can come. You can just run that thing through my veil and really make a mess out of the whole situation you can pour on. Honestly, sure. Bring me. Bring me the chicken wings that stab you in the eye with a potato. Yeah. Well, then Kylie, I'll let you know that this is actually jubal from the jubal show doing a phone prank on you and your fiance set you up. What? Yeah. Your fiance set you up. You wanted to play a prank on you. It's a joke. Bro. Bro, it's my wedding. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Well, now instead of a wedding, I'm waiting on the door. Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought to you by muckle shoot bingo and Auburn your home from a shingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. I'm about to tell you why you should never give a camel Botox. But before I get to that story, I know. That's the first thing I think

whenever I see a camel is man, they need Botox. I know, but silly you guys don't do it. Okay. Again, I'll tell you why in a minute. But first, this makes me very sad to report. But Britney Spears was arrested on suspicion of a DUI. Oh, don't don't don't don't worry. What she's been up to you? Well, that right before she was arrested for her DUI, she had posted a video on Instagram and for self, of course, dancing and basically lingerie with a few slips here and there. So she was arrested not that far from her home and taken immediately to the hospital where they were able to draw her blood to find out her blood alcohol content. Which means she was denying them the tests. Yeah. Well, you mean I guess so. That's what they do. If you say, yeah, if you say no to their field sobriety tests, they'll say, okay, well, then you're going to come with us. I'm going to take your blood. Yeah. And the way in the car, they're like blood level goes down. Right. Can I have some water? So she's allegedly telling people that she has, she had a .06. The legal limit in California is a .08.

However, you can still be charged with DUI, even if officers are seeing you drive erratically. So is it a point? Oh, wait, I think it is. Oh, yeah. If you have alcohol in your blood and you've been driving poorly, they can still charge you with a DUI. Really? Even if it's not above the legal, like, oh, I mean, that makes sense. You look like you're driving all over the road. We're going to get you. Yeah. I think about you could be lightweight. And that .06 really takes you out. It's different. Yeah. So pretty sad, but she's due to appear in court on May 4th. Thankfully, nobody was hurt. She's fine. She did deactivate her Instagram. So you're going to have to wait for those videos. But, but they're saying that her, her sons are going to be spending some time with her. It sounds like she needs a little extra love to try to get her right back on track. I know. It's really hard to watch. Do you guys follow her? Yeah, it's really sad to watch those videos. And they always have millions and millions of likes. And I know these people just like want to support her because they love Britney Spears. But yeah. But in a way, do you see it as enabling? Yes. Yeah. I do. I definitely do.

And back in the day, I used to be one of the first people that would rip on her for all her crazy behavior. Really? But now, yeah. But now I now I don't feel bad for her. Yeah, I do. And I feel bad as some of the things that I've said in the past, like making fun of because I'm like, man, she's got some serious mental health problems. And I think when you like it, I think it doesn't able it because it makes her keep doing it. Exactly. But I think people like it. And she disabled all the comments on all of them. Like she never posts and leaves the comments on. Yeah. It's just for the likes. So if she sees the likes, it's just encouraging her to continue to do it. Exactly. Yeah. But then technically, also isn't the following enabling her because if you don't give her a following, she's not for sure, but how you can turn that around. I mean, yeah. It's almost like you give the follow. It's like, okay, I'm here to support you and cheer you on. But then when you're liking, like, I'm not gonna sit here watching the train wreck. Yeah. So hopefully she does really get it back on track. Good vibes to Britney. And she gets the help that she needs. Microsoft is just filed a patent for an AI for AI to play Xbox with you. So yeah. So it's not even just that you're going to be playing against AI. Like it's your homie. And you're just like,

hey, let's go play a game. There's actually the option to let AI play for you. If you get to a place in the game, you can't beat this level or this one tricky point. Well, that's the fun of a video game as I have it. I know. If I can't beat this level, I'll just let the game beat itself. Yeah, it is stupid. But there's also rumors that Xbox may be going away altogether. I don't think so. The fate of Xbox is still kind of up in the air. I don't think so either Xbox. I think might have succumbed to the power of the PlayStation. Well, it's not even just that. It's that Microsoft has a new CEO and they want to focus on AI. So can they just like still like keep keep giving us games. I got only played that much by playing. I go to my dad's house, my brothers Xbox. Yeah, I think you there's not many people. There's not many people who are going home to play the Xbox these days. Everybody I know is trying to get on PS PS5 or PS4. Just play Nintendo and be happy. I just love a little Mario brothers action. Oh, my old. So much fun.

It doesn't work, but I can't get rid of it. You like a Victoria just called it Nintendo too. No, it's fine. You literally sounded like an elementary schooler. That's what we did. I'll tell you Nintendo, mama. That's a Nintendo. My old one is the Nintendo. We're going to the store so I can play some Nintendo. That's really cute. Thanks, mom. Well, just for that Victoria, you're the one that needs to hear this story because you shouldn't be giving your camel bow top. Whoa. I'm talking about legit camels. Apparently, there's a camel beauty show festival that's held every year and the camels will be disqualified if you use Botox and lip fillers. Wait, a camel with lip fillers. Okay, now I got a needle. There goes the rabbit. Today's daily rabbit. 20 animals are already disqualified. Why? Because people are lip filler in Botox. Oh, my God. But do yourself a favorite today,

goo. Camels with lip filler. This is animal cruelty. It really is. Why are you giving it the photo? Do yourself a favor. I don't support it, but also I kind of do because the pictures are things I never thought since I never thought. Yeah. Now you did it. Now you've been warned. That's my strength. What is the Botox even doing? I don't know. Before I had wrinkles, it gets rid of those nasty camel curls I guess. That's so dumb. Speaking of this, these camels that have had the Botox and lip fillers do look like a lot of aging celebrities. That's what I picture. That is what I've got to look at. It's helping the camels stop the steam. Okay, guys. Texting privacy policy in terms of conditions posted at TextingTerms.us. Texting rolls you for a curtain on a media text marketing. That's just message data. It may apply or play. Stopped out. Is it ISSA online for details? Tired of the nine to five grind. Looking for something different that's flexible, fulfilling and pays well? How do you like to get paid to work out? Now you can, with ISSA, the global leader in personal fitness certification. There's a huge

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screen. You've been clearing the browsing history. You've been telling you're going out with friends that aren't even in the country. And you're coming home smelling like other women. Like what the hell? Listen to me, please, I'm begging you. I'm really not cheating on you here. Okay, this is going to be real good. Well, actually, you're going to feel like a **** when I tell you what's going on. Oh, yeah, I'm going to feel like such a jerk when you're sending flowers to Margaret and they're pretty kitty. What is a week away? My cat died five years ago. What are you talking about? Like, well, every year, you know, on her anniversary, we always get super sad. Think about adopted another cat. I know how hard it's been for you, you know, all these years without us. So what I've been doing and I've been up late at night trying to find a cat that looks exactly like Chloe. And I finally found one from this woman who breeds cats and her name is Margaret. I was going to pick up the kitten this weekend and surprise you with it. I'm not super comfortable with you like picking out a replacement cat for Chloe and then just

surprising me with them. Like, because then what am I supposed to do if I don't feel like it's the right cat? I mean, there's a reason I haven't gotten a new one for five years. So you go through all this. You make me think that you're cheating on me for weeks and weeks and weeks. And then you're like, Oh, I just bought you a new cat. What? Like, are you thinking? I didn't know you thought I was cheating. I didn't even say anything. So when I when I when I came and was like, Hey, so I've noticed that you're acting different. Are you seeing someone else? Is there something else you want to talk to me about? Because I'm getting really concerned. Like that didn't get through your dense brain that maybe I thought you were cheating? Yeah, we have been together for 10 years. And I guess I know that you don't like surprises. But I mean, I don't know if this means we don't want the cat anymore. I will come and see the cat this weekend. Okay. That's and we will talk. I love you. But I don't know if I really like you right now. Kyle, we're going to

need some time on those. You just heard a clip from a to catch a cheater from a little while ago. And now we have to follow up with it because one of our listeners named John is on the phone. And John thinks that that guy is actually cheating. John, what's up? Hey, what's up guys? Okay, so you heard that to catch a cheater and you think that this guy is actually cheating? Yeah. So that dude is definitely the guy that was cheating on my sister. He did the exact same thing to her. The exact same thing with like, okay, so the his wife thought he was cheating. And he said he was getting her a cat. And you're telling me that you're sure this is the same guy that cheated on your sister. And D.D. also tell her he was going to get her a cat. Oh, I helped. 100% thing. I was like, this sounds familiar. What? My sister Elizabeth listened to the segment. She confirmed that it's definitely the same guy, same dumb excuse. Plus he was dating my sister while he was clearly, you know, married or whatever. Oh, that's how I was going to ask. Okay, so if what you're saying is true, that guy's thing is to cheat on someone. And then when he gets caught,

say he was buying him a cat, that's a weird old man. I guess that's his dumb excuse, but he used like the exact same thing. I was like, that's weird. And then I heard you guys talking about it. I was like, this is the guy. Like, it's too familiar. So he was cheating on your sister with somebody else that wasn't even the wife. Oh, yeah. This guy's a scumbag. Like, I just, I just want to know like this guy is. Wow. We have his wife, Jackie on the phone. And this is going to be the first time that she's hearing about a girlfriend and the possibility of cheating on that girlfriend and saying that he was also going to get her a cat. But man, Jackie. Hey, how are you? Good. What do you think about what John has to say? Honestly, I really hate to say it, but I'm not super surprised because like the whole thing rubbed me the wrong way and seemed weird when we had that, you know, previous conversation. And ever since people that have heard it and like, no, us have been coming up to me and being like, you know, he's, I think he's definitely cheating. Okay. Well, you're open

to us calling your husband in just a second and having John call him out for cheating on his sister. And then you can also reveal that you don't always cheating. Oh, 100% and John, thank you so much for like being willing to come and do this because I really do want this to just be put to bed once and for all is as awful as it is. Oh, 100% like I'm sorry, I have to deal with the guy deserves it. I'm sorry for your sister, like maybe she and I should go up for coffee. If you're just joining us for to catch a cheater, we're about to do a huge update. Apparently, somebody who told us that they weren't cheating might actually have been and we're about to call them. I'm talking about this guy. Well, actually, you're going to feel like a **** when I say what's going on. Oh, yeah, I'm going to feel like such a jerk when you're sending flowers to Margaret and you're pretty kitty. What is a week away? My cat died five years ago. What are you talking about?

Well, I know how hard it's been for you, you know, all these years without it. So what I've been doing is I've been up late at night trying to find a cat that looks exactly like Chloe and I finally found one from this woman who breathes cats in her name as Margaret. I'm not super comfortable with you, like picking out a replacement cat for Chloe and then just surprising me with them, like, because then what am I supposed to do if I don't feel like it's the right cat? I mean, there's a reason I haven't gotten a new one for five years. So you go through all this. You make me think that you're cheating on me for weeks and weeks and weeks and then you're like, oh, I just bought you a new cat. What? Like, are you thinking? Well, I didn't know you thought I was cheating. I mean, you didn't even say anything. So when I came and was like, hey, so I've noticed that you're acting different. Are you seeing someone else? Is there something else you want to talk to me about because I'm getting really concerned? Like that didn't get through your dense brain that maybe I thought you were cheating? Yeah, we have been together for 10 years and I guess I know that you

don't like surprises, but I mean, I don't know if this means we don't want the cat anymore. I will come and see the cat this weekend. Okay. That's and we will talk. I love you, but I don't know if I really like you right now, Kyle. We're going to need some time on those. And now one of our listeners named John is on the phone and so is that guy's wife, Jackie, because John just told us that he recognized Kyle, the guy who was in the ticatcha cheater that you just heard, as the guy who cheated on his sister and he also blamed it on a cat. So we're going to have John just call him right now and just call him out. Kyle isn't going to know that his wife, Jackie is actually on the phone. And you're sure that this you're sure that this is the guy, John, that was cheating with your sister. I'm 100% sure. I thought the story was like so screwed up and so familiar. I was like, this got to be the same guy. I mean, my sister confirmed this is for sure. The guy. Did your sister get a cat? No, there's no cat. So weird. All right.

And Jackie, you're going to be on the phone too to see if you can actually catch Kyle cheating. Yeah, I'm ready to go. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Oh, hey, this is Kyle. Yeah, that's it. Who's this? Hey, this is John. Remember me? John, who, buddy? I don't really recognize your voice. Oh, John. Yeah. Come on, man. I'm Elizabeth's brother. Do you remember? We met at my mom's birthday party actually last year. Oh, what's up, man? I'm really sorry about what happened with your sister. Oh, yeah, you mean how you were cheating on her? And then you gave her some dumb ass lame excuse about how you were trying to buy her a cat or something because you're a

good. I mean, I feel really bad about that. And I don't really know what I could do about it. Now, I don't know. She's calling me to talk with what's up, man. Yeah, because your a piece of **** is why you're a ****ing scumbag, bro. And you're not going to, I don't know how women like this or why you think you're going to get away with it. Well, yeah, like you know, I cheated on her. I was like, what's the point of all this? What are you doing? Oh, so you are a cheating scumbag. We use this as an excuse. Oh ****, what the **** are you guys? Yeah, Kyle, what's up? It's the Jubleshow. Yeah, hi, Kyle. We're back. What's up? And that's your wife, Jackie. Yeah. What's going on here? What's going on? That's what we all want to know. We all knew that you were lying. We all knew everyone. Everyone knew that you were lying and John called in because he had actual proof. You wasted my entire life. You've wasted my entire life. This is just your MOA to just go sleep around and then like use an excuse of a freaking, do you think we're all Taylor Swift in the meat video where we just see a kitten and we're just all going to like

let you get away with whatever. Like, what the **** is wrong with you? Listen, don't listen to what this kid said. Jack Gallaghi, baby. Don't let this rule. What? That's both **** you were cheating on me. You're a douchebag, bro. You're doing it with a lot of other people. You just admitted that you were cheating. We just heard you say it, Kyle. You said that you were cheating. Well, I don't know what you were doing. You were married to pieces ****. Yeah, you were cheating on me. You were cheating on someone you were cheating on me, you can't even say no way now. Yeah, you've been big time caught and why are you offering people cats as a way to like get out of it? That's all we want to know. I feel like you guys reported my boy. I believe everything you hear. That's what it is. It's fake news. Jack, I'm so sorry. Well, it's a good thing I already had divorce papers drawn up. Oh, listen, I don't know who you guys think you are, but I'm going to come after you're going to

get some serving papers and I'll see you in court. Yeah, come at me, dude. You guys just **** knock you out on that shoe. Well, good. I'll take this one testimony for me, dude. You're **** dead. Yeah, whatever. I'll see all you idiots in court. Okay. Okay. He hung up. Jackie, I'm so sorry. And John, thank you for, uh, you know, helping us actually catch cheater. Yeah, for real. Don't be sorry. I've suspected. No, I'm sorry. What a tool. What? Hey, John, are you dating anyone? Yeah. You know what? I would love to. There you go. Nice. Oh, to catch a cheater. I love connection. We didn't good work. Yeah, well, let you guys handle this off there. But thank you, John. And

Jackie, I'm so sorry, but it seems like, you know, you're going to be hungry. to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can I take your order? Can I get a towel try? A large black coffee. A what? Large black coffee. Do you mean a venti? No, I mean large. He means a venti. Yeah, because funny that. A venti is large. No, a venti is 20. Danny. Yeah. Large is large. In fact, coal is large. And grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations. You're stupid in three languages. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Hillary Duff tickets and let's meet today's contestant for you, versus Victoria. Cassidy, what's going on, Cassidy? Not much. You've had it to work. Oh, nice. What do you do for work? I am a medical receptionist. Oh, sweet. So you know everything.

Yes, you know, all the secrets. All right, here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio. You're going to get a difficult customer yet. All right, while Victoria is leaving, Cassidy, you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, OK? Got it. All right, here we go, Cassidy. Your time starts now. What does DNA stand for? Do not answer. I'm not sure. Next, I guess. What is the largest ocean on Earth? The Atlantic? What company created the video game character, Mario? Nintendo. How many hearts does an octopus have? Ooh, I'm thinking legs, but I'm just going to go with 8M. All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled, Cassidy,

what is something that you think the world should know today? Is that a bad day? Doesn't mean a bad light. Yeah. That's a good thing to remember. Cassidy's a little sunshine. Especially for Victoria. Victoria is not in a good mood today. What? You're right. Yeah, all right. Victoria is like two words on the Earth's day. All together. And we've mentioned it. Yeah, I'm like, we're going to play you versus Victoria. I hope she's going to say something. What? Cass, Cass, you're in a bad mood for a year. Is your going to get called out for it? I'm not going to have a response when I get called out for it. You're not allowed to. Exactly. You can cry off here, but when the mic's turned on, you're on. Show time, baby. All right, here we go. 30 seconds answers. Many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say grumpy. And you have to beat Cassidy outright to win in Cassidy. You can tell Victoria when to go. OK, go.

What does DNA stand for? Crap. I don't know. What is the largest ocean on Earth? Oh, the Pacific? Oh, crap. No, it's Atlantic. I think it's the Atlantic. What company? What are you going with? I don't know. Atlantic. What company created the video game character, Mario? Uh, Nintendo. How many hearts does an octopus have? One. All right. Eight. Got that in. Let's send it over. Eight, two, four. I think it's four. OK, go. We're good. There's a lot of numbers you're throwing out. Appreciate. Octopies. Yay. Yeah. All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Freeze. Cassidy had one. Victoria had one. Seriously? Hey, congratulations, Victoria. You got one right? I suppose I got one right. Cassidy, that means you win. Tygo, see you. Congratulations. You beat Victoria. And you got Hillary Dufftick, a just-for-plane.

Yay. Awesome. Thank you. Yep. Let's get the answers now, Winina. DNA stands for Deoxy Robonula Lake. Deoxy Robonula Lake glasses. Whoa, Jubo, say it again. Deoxy Robonula Lake glasses. Oh, my not surprised. That is crazy. I've never heard somebody say that word. Much less nail it. That was crazy. How quickly I was corrected. I couldn't even try to say that word looking at it. I know, for real. That was very impressive, Jubo. The largest ocean on Earth is the Pacific Ocean. Nintendo did create Mario. And the octopus, the octopus, I could apply. Anyway, that's all right. Three hearts. I did everything. Let me say I got two. What did you say? The Pacific, you said Atlanta. Yeah, you went back to Atlanta. Nice try though. Hey, Cassidy, thank you very much for playing. Of course, thank you. Yeah, we play you, respiratory at the same time every single weekday morning. That's cool.

The octopus, octopies have three hearts. Is it octopies? Sure, octopies. Is it octopuses? Is that me? Octopie. It's octopies. Octopie. Octopie. Octopie. Yeah. Let's just go with that. Yeah. If they break one heart or do the other two, like, function. Or do all three hearts break at the same time. What do they fall in love with? They get heart broken. It's pretty crazy. I watched this documentary on octopuses, octopie before, even though I still can't say it. It's very hard. Yeah. But they're, yeah, I bet you all three of those hearts break at once when they lose this. Oh. When were you watching that? But they can hug themselves because they have eight arms. Yeah. Eight people hugging you at once. Was that eight arms? Eight punch fish. Yeah, they are kind of hoodlums. They really are. They punch fish? Yeah. They've been getting in fights with fish. There was also a story of them throwing rocks at two of it. Yeah. I forgot about those stories, but yeah, they're kind of ails sometimes. They're cool. First date, follow up, powered by the Advocates injury attorneys online at Advocateslaw.com.

Amanda is on the phone today for a first day follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Kyle. So in a few minutes, we're going to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Amanda, how long has it been since you're from Kyle? Hi, guys. It's been a few weeks now. Oh. Okay. That's a good amount of time. What is it about Kyle that you want to get a hold of so bad? Oh my goodness. It's like, it's really rare, I think, that you meet someone like Kyle. We had this lovely first date and really just lovely connection and I think it would be a real shame if we don't reconnect in that way. I don't know. It's just something felt really right. What felt so right that you just don't want to kind of move on to the next person? I mean, okay. Is it helpful to just explain everything that went down. Yeah. Okay. So I don't date very much. I'm a single parent, but I met him at the basketball game. Our kids are a little bit like five and they're in this little basketball league and, you

know, we were there on a Saturday and we were both cheering and we ended up just sort of bonding and talking about being single parents and just met a general chaos of life. And she just, she's so charming. I don't know what you got to see guys, but he really is. We just totally hit it off and then, you know, nobody, who asks somebody out anymore, like in person? Like, when does that happen? But he has me out to dinner and was like, you know, when we don't have the kids, let's go out. And that's a huge step for me. Like, I haven't been out at all since my ex has been and so it was pretty special. And I mean, he planned the whole date, total gentleman about it. He took me to a stay-couse, which is kind of fancy. And we were, we just had a great conversation. We were talking at one point and I was like talking so much that I blew the little, like, key light candle out in front of us and he was like, hold on, and he got up and he said, oh, another one. It's just so cute. Oh, that's cute. Um, yeah. He knows a lot about wine and he's just really cultured in that way and, um, so he picked a good wine for us and just felt like a real insect connection, a lot of laughing.

There was also, so random, but maybe not random. He's good at planning day per guest, but there was like a band that played, it was a very old school vibe and we ordered dessert and that was nice enough for me, but she literally grabbed my hands and we started dancing. Oh, that's cool. To the live music. And, you know, we had a few glasses and wine at that point, but the wine was great and the music was great and it was such a great night and I really loved how I felt when I was with him. It's romantic. And he sounds like an excellent day. Do we know he's single? He said he has a kid and, like, could he possibly have a kid? I mean, one of the benefits of the little leagues, so to speak, that we're all part of this, but I definitely have added with other parents that he was single. I know that. I know that. Good. Yeah. You know, there was some cuddling and kissing on that first date and I thought, hmm. Okay. But we're definitely going to do this again. So. Why do you think he might be ghosting you? I mean, I thought a lot about it and really only like a couple of things. I mean, you know, everybody has their insecurities, like I definitely, I'm like, oh, you know, maybe he wasn't attracted to me or any of those things have gone through my head, but the big

one is, oh, man, I can't believe I'm saying this on the radio. But I reached over and I cut his date for him at the, like, I instinctively went to cut the steak at the steakhouse. I am. And I just, it was just worth of having it. You know, I have a little one. And I, when I pulled back, I was like, oh, sorry, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I was like, what? I was totally a joke. I was like, oh, I'm a virgin. Sorry about that. Like, I'm new to this. Um. I was like, you're a dating virgin. That's funny. That's funny. You know, Madonna, she called me, I feel like a virgin again, like I'm very, like, new to this again. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. I don't know if I would ghost you over that, you know? Yeah. We lost it off. I don't think it's going to be material. But I mean, I hope not. He might have been alarmed, though, by somebody reaching over to touch his steak, but I used to hang out with this couple and she would cut his steak every single time they went out. Like, he'd wait to eat it. Really? Really? Before into it. Huh. It was weird. Yeah.

Amanda is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Kyle. So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Amanda, why don't you break down your date with Kyle one more time for us real quick before we call him? Yeah. I met this guy at our kid basketball game. He took me out for dinner. It was super nice. It's been a couple of weeks and I texted him. I literally saw him after the next basketball game and he, like, rushed away in the super weird. So, yeah, we just love to know what happened and what I did. Okay. Yeah. Well, are you ready for us to call him? Yeah. All right. Here. Here we go. Hello. Hi. May I speak to Kyle? Please. This is Kyle Speedy. Hey, Kyle. How are you? This is a radio show. It's called the Jubal Show. Hi, Kyle. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hey, my name's Jubal. How are you? I feel okay. What's Kyle's going on? Not much. Have you ever heard the show before? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great. Well, Kyle. We got an email about you from somebody. That's why we're on the phone.

Okay. So, I don't know if you've heard the segment that we do. The first day follow up where if you get ghosted, you can email us and we'll call the person who ghosted you and ask why they're ghosting. Oh, wow. It's just about Amanda. Yes, it is. You knew that right away. We talked to Amanda a little bit about your date. She said that it was very romantic. Awesome, actually. Yeah. Wow. But says that you're not calling her back and she doesn't know why. Can you tell us? Oh, boy. I don't. Okay. So, our kids play in the same basketball league together. Sure. Yeah, we went out. It was a lovely time. It was really nice. And, you know, I just, I'm looking for something different. I'm a single dad. And I want to have fun. And she just, and she or she's a great mom.

But my, my kids got a mom and I kind of just want a girlfriend. And she's, I just noticed she was sort of in mom mode all the time. Was that me? Okay. Well, she's really caring. She's really affectionate. And I had a really good time. But she just can't cut loose. She's very, well, she was kind of high strong. And well, to be honest, I wound up going out with one of the other women from the basketball league. Oh, what? Oh. Hey, Kyle, that's Amanda. Yeah. Yeah. She's actually on the, I don't know if you remember these or not. But she's on the phone and wants to talk to you. And obviously he's curious about who you are now with. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. I forgot. Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hey, how are you? Wait. Sorry. You know, I've been better. You're dosing me because I'm too much of a mom. Is that like, is that what we're going with here? No, look. Okay. Yeah. No, you're really sweet. I just, uh, I'm not really dating to find a partner right now.

I'm just dating to have fun. And, you know, I think it's awesome. I think you're, you're a great parent. But I really just need a girlfriend. And, uh, you know, I'm, uh, wow. You just, you want someone to take shots and, you know, forget their responsibilities. Forget their kids. Yeah. No, that makes total sense. I'm like, oh, come on. No, no, no, no. I, I can relax. I can have a good time. I can be a dad. And I can just relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can relax. I can have a good time. I can be a dad. And I can just be a man. And, you know, you're just, you're a mom. And that's awesome. But I need a woman who's more than just, you know, just one thing. That's so great. Kyle, you're a dad. Mike, do you have to remind you of that? You are a dad. You are a parent. Okay. Okay. Look, I can go out. I can have fun with people. And I don't need to just be a dad all the time. I, uh, look sweetheart, I can say multitudes, right?

You know, I need a woman who does that too. I don't think you say sweet art like that. And then say I can be a dad in a man too. I mean, aren't you a dad all the time? You're a mom all the time if you have children. But I understand what you mean by being able to separate being a person. But I don't know that that's really what you're saying. You're saying you just kind of want somebody reckless. Has nothing to do with you. No, not reckless. I mean, what I care about my kids, I think, you know, it's, it's kind of about that. But I don't know if I'm going out with the woman. I mean, I don't want to just talk about kids stuff all the time. And I mean, it was kind of weird. She tried to cut my food up for me. Who did you go out with? Can you just tell me that Lisa? Sorry, Lisa, the 22 year old referee at the basketball game. She's literally not there. Oh, that makes perfect sense. Yeah. So clearly you're just your dad who wants to date somebody who's like basically your daughter.

Oh, Kyle, would you like to go out with a man day again on a second day? We'll pay for it. Oh, wow. Sounds very, very tempting. No, you guys, why don't you guys all go out together? That sounds like a good time. It does. Yeah. Well, thanks. Thanks for calling, and I appreciate it. Yeah, and you have fun being the oldest man at an EDM show, Kyle. Texting privacy policy in terms of conditions posted at TextingTerms.us. Texting roles you for a criminal in a text marketing message. Your semester data is my apply or play. Stopped out visit ISSA online for details. Tired of the 9-5 grind. Looking for something different that's flexible, fulfilling, and pays well? How do you like to get paid to work out? Now you can, with ISSA, the global leader in personal fitness certification. There's a huge demand for certified personal trainers right now. And once you get ISSA certified, they guarantee you'll get a job. Trainers can make as much as $100 an hour. Yes, I said $100 an hour. And with ISSA, you can be certified in as little as six weeks. You do everything at your own pace, and 100% online.

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A California highway patrol dog detected $2 million worth of cocaine at a stop recently. Oh. It's the first time that much cocaine has been sniffed in California. Since Charlie Sheen was making him laugh. It's the Jewel Show. And it's time for real news or fake news. The segment where I read a news story from the week that's gone viral and you have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for real news or fake news. Companies begin serving targeted ads directly to your door. Companies begin serving targeted ads directly to your door. In a bold news step toward maximum personalization. Several major tech companies announced a revolution. A revolution are a revolutionary advertising model this week. Sending actual human beings to wherever you are to deliver ads in person. After years of tracking history, location data, shopping habits, etc. Companies are now planning to serve ads with laser precision.

The new system uses data to dispatch brand ambassadors to places that you frequently visit. So if you spend time in the snack aisle at the grocery store, a random stranger may approach you holding a family size bag of chips and begin listing the limited time offers. If you pause too long looking at vitamins, all of a sudden the representative will materialize beside you and begin describing probiotic benefits. Some companies are even having doorstep delivery ads where trained marketers knock on your door to read sponsorship content directly to you. That's been happening for a long time. Instead of just being the ads that are served on your phone that are creepy, now you'll just be out and someone will be like, those Oreos look delicious. And did you know they're on sale today? Right, right. Meanwhile, I'm thinking about the Gucci model that could be showing up in my door and I'm like, okay. That's a smart thing. I might like this. Is this a bunch of Victoria's secret stuff just so it's on my algorithm? Real-new story or fake-new story? I don't know why it's creepier when you do it. I'm gonna go with fake.

Fake? Yeah, I just feel like you can't do that. Victoria is a real-new story or fake-new story? She's stumped. I'm not... Yeah, fake. Like looking at me. Real. Yeah, made real. Okay. I mean, I could see this happening. The way that they target ads, and that was crazy. It's all about marketing anyway. Producer-freeze. Is this a real-new story or fake-new story? Companies begin serving targeted ads directly to your door or wherever you're at. I think it's real because it's like the antithesis of everything being AI and impersonal. That's a good point. Companies are probably like, we need to get, you know, personable human interaction behind this product. Yeah. I'm worried about violence. What? Well, it is a fake-new story. Yeah, it is. People did believe it. It was shared over 20 million times with people actually planning protests. And writing to Congress about privacy issues. Wow. Honestly, I could definitely see companies doing that. Yeah. Like I said, that is something that in the back of my day, you know, people knocked on your door

and solicited it constantly. So going back to that wouldn't surprise me. But if the Oreo guys following you around, do you see people like beating them up? Like I told you, why don't want Oreos right now? You see me in the protein shake, I don't why are you following these Oreos? It's real news or fake news? Sigmite where I read a news headline from the week that's gone viral. And you can see if you can figure out if it's a real-new story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's the next headline for real news or fake news. Scientists say that just thinking about working out can actually make you more fit. Are you serious? Here's the surprising claim. A study suggests that simply imagining yourself exercising can have measurable physical benefits, potentially similar to actually working out. The research behind it, researchers at Ohio State University, studied how the brain affects muscle strength and movement. Participants had their wrists immobilized in casts for four weeks so that their muscles would be weakened from lack of use.

One group was instructed to imagine themselves doing strong muscle contractions like lifting weights. For about 11 minutes a day, five days a week, the other group did nothing. The surprising result, the group that practiced mental imagery, retained significantly more muscle strength than the group that did nothing. Researchers found they were roughly twice as strong as the non-imagining group at the end of the experiment. Why they say it works, the brain's motor cortex plays a big role in controlling muscles and mentally rehearsing movements can activate those neural pathways even without physical movement. Is this a real-new story or a fake one, Nina? I wish this was real, but I'm going to go with fake. I just can't imagine. Victoria, you think it's a real effect that you can just think about working out and you'll be more fit? No, that's fake. That's not how it works. Okay. Producer Freeze, is this a real-new story or a fake new story? Scientists say that just thinking about working out can make you more fit. Exhibit A, look at me. It's fake.

All right. That is a real-new story. Why? Visualizing yourself working out can actually help make you stronger. I should be looking more different than I do right now. Please create a meditation for the school. You can learn a lot of things just by visualizing it. It's crazy. We're not actually doing anything. But neuroplasticity, so in your brain, it connects those same things that you would be doing if you're learning it. So it can not cause you're being released by your body? It's not as effective as actually doing the work. But if you do both of those things, then yeah, it's like double. How hard do you have to focus on it? Are my picturing myself doing a squat? Or am I feeling myself doing a squat? I would imagine you're picturing yourself doing a squat. You're picturing yourself doing a squat, what it feels like, what it feels like when you contract the muscle, like all that kind of stuff, and then eventually your brain starts to make those connections. Be interesting. That's an interesting thing. They say it can be really useful for older people. Yeah. Yeah. To get strength.

They can just sit there and think about working out. They don't have to walk all these miles or anything like that. They can just mentally do it. No excuses. You're sitting in traffic. Do those squats. Here's your next headline for Real News or Fake News, a segment where I read a news story that's gone viral this week, and you have to see if you can tell whether it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believe. Kentucky Meet Shower Festival. You know what? 150 years. What? The Kentucky Meet Shower Festival celebrates 150 years. There's not a Meet Festival, a Meet Shower Festival. Meet Shower Festival. Here is what the Kentucky Meet Shower is, according to this news story. The Meet Shower is something that happened on March 3rd, 1876, near Olympia Springs in Beth County, Kentucky. For several minutes late in the morning, chunks of meat fell from the sky over an area roughly 100 by 50 yards.

That's a big area. That's a huge area. A lot of football fields. Witnesses say that, sorry, one witness says that she was outside making soap on her porch and it looked like it was snowing meat. It was so long ago, they were making soap on their porch. This is ranged from small flakes to chunks, several inches wide, and they've never been able to figure out why there was a Meet Shower all of a sudden in Kentucky. And they have a festival every year and it's back, baby. The Kentucky Meet Shower Festival celebrates 150 years. Nina, is that a real new story or a fake one? Can this be real? I'm going to go with real. I would love to attend a Meet Shower. What? Victoria? I like steak. Kentucky Meet Shower celebrates 150 years. Is that true or a fake story? It's fake. This isn't cloudy with the chance to meet balls. I don't know. We've got a Meet Shower. Y'all think that it's happening. It's fake. Producer Freeze, the Kentucky Meet Shower celebrates 150 years.

That's true or false? I love steak, too, but I'm not eating one that falls out of the sky. I'm going to say it's fake. All right. Well, the story is 100% true. What? Yep. In the 1800s, there was a random... Everybody's Googling now. Meet Shower. Meet just fell out of the sky. Scientists examined samples after the event and it studied that the... and their studies found that the Meet was a mixture of muscle tissue, lung tissue, and cartilage. Gross. The findings also indicated that it came from an animal, though the exact species were never determined. Early guesses would be beef, lamb, deer, bear, or horse. So something exploded, basically. So there was this Meet telling from the sky out of nowhere back in the 1800s in Kentucky. Did they have planes back then, right? 1800s? No. No. Would you say Victoria, you say a bird threw up? Yeah. I'm guessing birds were throwing up. Like on Instagram, lots of them. That's what I have. I have the vulture that's throwing it up. That is the most widely accepted explanation today. Really?

Is that vultures puked up a bunch of meat while they were flying. Oh. And it all fell from the sky. I don't like steak anymore. Other than that, it's completely unexplained. I was thinking like maybe a carcass had, you know, got gassy or something? I exploded. Like that was what I was thinking happened. That's crazy. That's really disturbing. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought to you by Muckleshoot Bingo and Auburn. Your home from a shingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Nothing is safe from the Epstein files. Now they're putting a spotlight on Jurassic Park. What? Yeah. He even got into Jurassic Park somehow. Even into Jurassic Park. That dude had everybody in his pocket. For real. I'll explain the connection coming up in just a second. But first, Victoria, did you hear about Tape McCrae's new man? Oh, yeah. The hockey guy who lost a tooth. Sorry. Sorry, long guy. I think that's it's him, right? He lost a tooth. Yeah. Jack Hughes. He's an Olympian athlete. He scored the winning goal in whatever team USA is hockey game.

Yes. His brother and his brother were on both on the USA team. Yeah. And their mom played hockey also. Oh, really? Yeah. And their mom was, I'm sure Olympian also. You know, more about this than I thought. Yeah. I just wanted to make sure you knew because they were confirmed. They were officially off the market. And she is dating the hockey player, Jack Hughes. And he has no teeth right now on the front. But he will get them fixed. Exactly. Yeah. Next, this is kind of exciting. They're getting ready to build another sphere. If you've never made it to see a show at the sphere in Vegas. Oh, yeah. I hear it's worth it. Because I've never gone there really. Yeah. How do you chew? I want to go chew. Yeah. It looks so cool. I wanted to go see the Backstreet Boys. I told you. I was down. I'll pass on that one. I'm so mad at myself for not going. But anyway, I don't know. I'll keep you posted. But they're coming up with a spirit junior. That they're getting ready to pop up in Nashville. So it's basically going to be just like the spirit in Vegas. But smaller. Which is kind of cool. Nashville is popping. Yeah. Yeah. Why smaller?

Well, probably because they don't have as much space as Vegas. I feel like it's Nashville's like in the country. They should like find the space. Yeah. I feel like it should be just as big. I would imagine it would be close to Broadway. Yeah. I would imagine it would be close to Broadway. Like, close to where all of the, you know, bars and... I've never been in Nashville. But it looks amazing. Like, the example you're talking about. It's cool. Like, the whole downtown area. Everybody's telling me it's like basically Vegas. I mean, it's not huge. It's like a street. But it is like popping streets. Yeah. So, yeah, I could see it over there. And then it'd be just all kinds of experiences. Yeah. Every kind of genre, though, is also popping off in Nashville. It's not just country music anymore. So, spirit junior, let's look out. And lastly, how the heck did Jurassic Park end up in the Epstein Files? Seriously. Well, paleontologist Jack Horner was just recently fired from his university job for being in the Epstein Files. And Jack Horner is the paleontologist that Dr. Ellen Grant from Jurassic Park was based on this. Oh, wow. Damn. Little Jack Horner is that in the corner?

There's some things he probably shouldn't have been doing. That curds away. Got him in a lot of trouble. It's amazing how many people, and they found stuff on in the Epstein Files. You know what else is shocking? You just went down this rabbit hole last night, right? I mean, I've been going down against further. It's like three million pages of things. But you know what else is shocking? But UK leaders and big time people in the UK who had associations with Epstein are being arrested and tried. And what is happening in America? We're being run into wars. Maybe they're resigning and being asked to resign? Are they? They're pacing no legal implications at all, really. They are escalating. It's crazy. They arrested Prince Andrew. Yeah. Good for the UK for taking it seriously. And shame on America first. Like still letting it be okay. Peace, Jubal. Peace. Yeah. I'm just sad the Jurassic Park. I knew that. I knew that. I knew that. I knew that. That's what you're going to sound like when you move over there. Yeah. That's what it is. Ellen. Governor.

Ellen. Ellen. Healthy. Money has to be realized I'm alive. cky. Stop trying. This is crazy. She's a man's ridiculous. That is pretty ridiculous. Is and it is. Of course, you know, Jack was like no. I didn't talk to him. I just talked to him about it. Theべ the down. Yeah. Well, it's amazing. How many people are listed in the Epstein files. All these situations that they've been with them in. And nobody saw anything. Right. And nobody ever knew that the guy was doing this ever. That's very not. Now, uh, Clinton has been like in it and it being talked to for like three a straight and everything will think that comes up. He's like, I know what? With everything that's going on, you have a photo of me in the guys hot tub. Right. I got to kind of feel like you did something like this is you in a pool with just a little Jill Zayn Maxwell and like three other women. All right. Um, were they part of your presidential entourage? I guess they were. You said, do you think that was inappropriate?

Well, no, I had no idea. Right. Right. Right. Come on. Yeah. Not in the high sexual world. It's a conspiracy. C-O-N-Spiracy. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I had them with all these other women. All right. Those are the ones I did. Yeah. This is what people do. He's practicing his build. Clinton. Yeah. Uh, that is what's trending. Jubles. Dirty little secret. Hello. Juble. Yeah. What's up? You have a dirty little secret? You're my dirty little secret now, Juble. Oh. Okay. What does that mean? Yeah. What does that mean? Exactly. I've been watching you. Whoa. Okay. I've been watching your TikTok. Uh, even back when you used to show up your muscle in your tattoos. Do you remember? Well, I thought, yeah, I guess I would post workout things quite a bit. Oh, okay. There you go. I'm posting those in a while, though. No, but I saw you on your live recently showing up your bicep saying you want to flex.

Yeah. That's true. Somebody wanted me to flex and I wouldn't, I would not do it. Hey, thanks for watching my live show. Lie for 10, Juble. It's the insult to masculinity. You're no alpha male. Yeah. That's true. He watches your lives a lot. Yeah. Cause you talk about that a lot. I have a solution to this insult to masculinity, Jubile. What is it? We're going to handle it the ancient Greek way with a hint of American influence. Okay. Oh, geez. I want to come to your studio, Jubile. I want us to kick off our clothes. I want ourselves in peanut butter and wrestle for dominance. Done. All right. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. We got to sell that out.

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