The Full Jubal Show September 4, 2026

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2:31No last name. And her new song sounds like Madonna. What is wrong with that? You go by just jubal. Yeah, but I always try to be just jubal. I don't try to be Madonna. My whole career. How and mine being Madonna. No, but I got better for me. Actually, if I try to do someone else. Never mind. Let Miley do her Madonna thing. Yeah. Jubal singing like a virgin would be amazing. You've got to be the cause. Okay. And another note. How do you feel like you are doing as an adult? Do you feel like you've got it together? Well, a new survey asked 2,000 adults what it actually means to have your life together in 2026. And apparently humans have a dramatically lower the bar. Oh, I'm surprised. So forget the old version of success where you had to own a house. Get married, have kids, have a career and enough money to buy a boat that you'll use. Use twice. 30% of people admit that they think that they're still nowhere near having their life sorted out.

3:31And more than half of people say they don't think anybody ever completely has their life together. In fact, the age when people say they finally start feeling confident and control their life is 50. So if you're 37 and still occasionally eating dinner over the sink chill out, you got about 13 more years. I'm even going to get there. You might not. I'm already at 50 and I don't feel that way. So eating dinner over the sink. I'm still migrating my dinner four days a week. Yeah, but you're just helping yourself out later. But according to this survey, it also found that there are a bunch of smaller signs that you actually have your stuff together in 2026. So we'll go over the signs that you have your life together in 2026. And number one is just dumb. We'll tell you where they are. Anyway, signs that you have your life together in 2026. You own a toolkit and know where it is. Check. That's so proud of you. You knew you got that. Well, because I'm sitting here listening. I'm like, you guys, my life is pretty together. Because like by toolkit, do you mean just like like some screwdrivers? Just toolkit.

4:32That's okay. That's okay. More than one tool, I think is okay. The problem is I have a toolkit and I know where it is, but I don't know where any of the tools for it are. Because I thought put them back. So they're just around some of them. They're in drawers. They're all over the place. They're in the room where you needed them at that time. Yeah, exactly. Come in the bathroom. There's the hair part I was looking for. Yeah. Um, here are signs that you have your life together in 2026. You know when your driver's license expired. Check. I mean, I don't know. I'd have to pull my arm out. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think it's on your birthday, but. I don't know. That's actually not on your birthday. I only know that for years, but that's cool. I was saying, it was on your birthday. Well, it is if you got it on your birthday, but not. And if you keep getting it on your birthday, then yes, it's going to be like Continuously on your birthday. Check my license, but I just had my next fire and I tried to reach Retake the test. I failed it, unfortunately. And so I had my expires on my birthday. And I definitely don't go to the DMV on my birthday. Yes, you do. I think you do.

5:32I got this one issued not on my birthday, but it expires on my birthday. I don't have my license with me right now. I can't even. Wait, hold on. The person who. Try to say that she's got her stuff together when it comes to licenses doesn't even have it on her right now. And she's at work with her car. Yeah. And you drove here today. Okay. Okay. Well, then you have a picture later. We're going over it. Surveys says signs that you actually have your life together in 2026. You have matching Tupperware lids. Oh, bingo. Check. I got that. Go me. I know. I know. I know. I have all my Tupperware has a matching top. Yeah. I think my Tupperware is good. And if the bottom is no good or the top doesn't have the bottom, I throw it away. Okay. That's wasteful first off. Okay. Get a new set. But also, I have like one or two of jubles. So I know for a fact his match. Because mine is back. Another way to know if you've got your stuff together in 2026.

6:38Sorry. You have plans now that don't involve pre-gaming at someone's apartments. Yes. Yes. Okay. I can't check that one. You can't? No, we still pre-game. Oh, yeah. Not me. I'm like, yeah, tell me when to be there and I might show up. What? We call it easy. I won't even show up. But we call it happy hour now. You know, like we go to somebody's house, have happy hour. You don't call it pre-game. Yeah. And then we go out again and then keep going with a different kind of an hour. So happy hour is the pre hour. Keep it classy. You mean to keep it classy. We do think you. There's a new survey out that says that most people feel like they don't have it together in 2026. And it takes very little work now to realize that you do have it together. It's no longer like having a house and all that kind of stuff. It's just simple little things can help you know if you're doing okay. You don't bring games. Another very low. Another way that you know that you've got your life together in 2026 is you have jumper cables. And you know what they're they're used for.

7:40Who is jumper cable? Never mind. I don't have said who has them. I don't have jumper cables. I have triple A. Oh my god. I have my dad. I do. Why do I feel like a lot of women can relate to that though? Well, I think a lot of women look at it like I have family members and I have triple A. So why would I need jumper cables? I mean, worse, worse case like that people to call. I call it jubal. Yeah. Who has jumper cables? Somewhere in his garage. I've got them. Yeah. I have them. Yeah. I have them. Every time I have a car, I have made sure I have jumper cables in my car. Whenever you use them. A couple of times. Yeah. I've always done that too. But I've been incredibly broke sometimes. Right. You know, and so it's like a certain PTSD thing. I still get in my car a lot of times and wonder if it's going to start. Just like, yeah, I still have that nervous switch. I like it's not going to start. Yeah. Anxiety is real. It's romantic. It's really exciting. It's exciting for life. I'm constantly checking my tire pressure when I'm driving. It seems like one of these things in a pop. And I'm not going to be able to get a new tire for a while. Oh, no.

8:40It's a bad bike. Another way that you know if you've got your stuff together in 2026, you know where your social security card is. Oh, yeah. Mine's gone. What if you, what if you lost it? Yeah, mine's gone. Is it that bad? No. When do you ever need it? You know, it's crazy is that my, I'm so old that my, I mean, maybe you guys too. It was paper. It's still a paper. Why is everything else hard plastic? It should be hard plastic. Oh, I kind of agree. Because like, what if he actually put some water on it? It's gone. That's what happened to mine. I mean, I'm 50 years old. Mine was getting, it looked like the Bible. It looked like the original Bible. It was ripped and fallen apart. And I'm like, I, this is the, I have no use for this. I'm missing our impact. Yeah. I'm really surprised with the gift. It was a gift, I was like, it's Sean like a rock. Yeah, it was number two. And the number one sign that you have your life together in 2026 is apparently you have more than a hundred dollars. I'm going to be able to get a new one. I'm going to be able to get a new one. And the number one sign that you have your life together in 2026 is apparently you have more than a hundred dollars in your checking account the day before payday. Oh, yeah. Well, the day after payday, I do. It's another jubal phone print.

9:42Hello. Yeah, hi, this is Tarver calling from Yun Spa. I was just confirming an appointment for Jason and Melissa for this Saturday. I'm sorry for for who? Yeah, names Tarver calling from Yun Spa and just confirming a couple's massage appointment for Jason and Melissa this Saturday. That's all I just need to confirm. Yes or no? Yeah, sorry. My name's Emily. No. Yeah, no. Because the appointment that I have is for Jason and Melissa. So this is probably Melissa. I don't know why you're saying your name's Emily. Yeah, I don't know why I would tell you my name is something that it's not. My name is Emily. Don't know who Melissa is. Okay.

10:43Well, Emily, do you want to confirm the appointment? Because that's all I was just trying to do is confirm the appointment for Jason and Melissa for this Saturday for a couple's massage. Romantic package. I'm a romantic package for Jason and Melissa. Yeah. So not Jason and Emily. No, but like can you confirm it or because that's why I'm on the phone. So I don't know why this is being so difficult. Like I don't know why you're being difficult about this. I'm not being difficult about anything. Oh. So yeah, I'm getting a little aggravated. Whoa. Because I don't know what's going on at all. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Oh. So hey, yes. Sorry about that. I called the wrong.

11:43Yeah. So you purchased a gift card with us. Yeah. Just a little while ago. Yeah. Sorry. I called the information that was associated with the gift card, not with the reservation. So I'm just going to go and. Yeah. Sorry about. So there are no because I got a gift card from my boyfriend Jason and you're telling me that you used it for a couple's massage for someone named Melissa. Well, okay, look, I'll just be honest. So I don't know what's going on and this feels messy to me. But yeah, so he's got a couple's massage books with somebody named Melissa for this Saturday. And that's what I was kind of concerned. Okay, Saturday, what time? Right. What time? It's for three in the afternoon. But like, I have to say that you can't bring that drama into the spa. And it's not our fault that you can't please your boyfriend. I hate to say it like that. Now you've stepped over it. No, no, no, you know, you've absolutely not really not our fault.

12:43You're blaming me for a choice that my boyfriend is making. You're blaming me that I'm getting cheated on. That it's absolutely absurd for you to say something like that. And I, I feel like I'm just going to come over there and shove all those fancy lotions and oils up. Hey, Emily, this is actually Jubel from the Jubel Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Jason said you up. Oh, my God. What? It's a joke. He actually booked a couple of massage for you guys this Saturday and he wanted to mess with you. Oh, my God. I was literally about to go on Facebook and Instagram and find every Melissa in like a 50 mile radius to try to to try to find out who this person was. Wake up every morning with Jubel phone pranks weekday mornings on the 20s. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Do you remember where and everywhere you looked on social media, there was the Alex versus Alex feud.

13:44Yes, Alex Cooper, Alex Earl. I can never remember which one I like more than the other. I get them confused. Which one is the one that's married? Alex Cooper is. Yeah, I just like her. I just like her. I like it. I choose the other Alex over her. You pick the one you like her or you do like her. I don't like her. Okay, I'm starting to feel that way too. Yeah, but I do like the other Alex better Alex Earl. I don't know anything about them other than their names and like I've heard a few things that they've said. And I choose the one that's not the married one. You should watch their new reality TV series that just came out. Well, the few has just been reignited because of the reality series that just was launched on Netflix. It's Earl meets world, which is the Alex role that you liked, Jubel. Her family's reality show. Maybe I don't like her. Her family is very interesting. There was one on TikTok in one that had a podcast. Okay, we're going to break it down in a second. Because I heard about the reality show and I was like, I don't know. Maybe they're interesting enough that reality show. I don't know. But to me, I was like, why would anyone watch them? It is actually because her dad was with that call girl that was in that whole scandal back when like, was it weenergate?

14:49What? Anyway, yeah, I'm going down a rabbit hole. But you know who I'm talking about. Anyway, we're going to get into the Alex versus Alex. Alex versus Alex part and their family is interesting in just a second and why it's been reignited. But first, Drake wants more attention because Drake is not satisfied with dropping three albums in May. Also having his dating show. And then now he's just teased what appears to be a new project titled Fear of Missing Out. And it's officially set to roll out on on the September 15th where it's going to be a YouTube livestream. So I don't know what's going to be on the livestream. And yet he has FOMO. Yeah. I don't know of what. I'm going on. But I think he's just been quiet for so long. He's been like, he's trying to do anything now. Well, I just wonder if he was like bubbling. You know what I mean? Like he knew he had to sit down because of everything that was going on in Kendrick. Yeah. He knew he had to just be quiet for a little while. Because Kendrick said go to the back of the class and shut up. He said okay. And he's like fine, but I'm going to sit here and scribble in my notebook. And you can't see it until the time is right.

15:50And so whatever he was working on is now just popping out of him. So we've got that announcement coming. So do you think it's another album or another like? You like a lot of me? Honestly, no hate, but does not. I knew you're going to say that. There are a lot of people that do though. I know. And so I'm so curious what you guys think. You know what? I don't care. I don't like Drake. I never really like Drake. And I used to like Drake. He always kind of bugged me. So I just don't want to check it out. But. I'm in different. I think I'm in different. But it's so funny because I'm so used to everybody in here in this room hating on Drake. That I've got how many people outside of this room. I should like a hard core and a love Drake. And so this is a big deal. But either way, if you're into it, that's what's happening. Fear of missing out September 15th. You're welcome, Drake. The show survivor is also a big deal here in the US. But there is different versions around the world. A survivor, Greece contestant lost part of the world. A survivor, Greece contestant lost part of his leg in a voting accident. And now it's taking legal action against the show.

16:52And I he's actually suing them for $100 million. So he's blaming them for the injury because on a day that they weren't filming, he was free style fishing or something like that. But he went out on his own. They had a spearfish. So they made the contestants. If they wanted to go fishing, they had to spearfish. But you could use a pole, you could whatever. You basically just had to like get it. And so while he was doing that, apparently he got hit by a propeller of a boat and it messed with his leg. Which is absolutely terrible. Like awful. But when you go on these shows, don't they make you sign your life away? I think so. Yeah, I would think so. I would think so too. So how much they're doing? I would understand wanting to sue. I just wonder how much of a case you have, even if it was during not the competition. I would think it'd be pretty solid from them. Like anything happens to you. It's not our fault. Yeah, basically. Yeah. And they've been doing it for so long. I think they have their legal documents. They're ducks in a row. Yep. You know what?

17:52I mean, that sucks for homie. But we'll see what happens with that. And if anybody on Survivor tries to do something like that again, maybe they stop the, what's it called fishing? That sounds dangerous anyways. When you have to like hit it with the sharp object. You should be able to see your fishing. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It's spear fishing. That's what I'm doing. Okay. I'm doing charades in here in the studio and people's like, oh, I like what? Okay. And lastly, the Alex versus Alex feud has just been reignited thanks to an episode of Earl Meets World. So in this episode of Earl Meets World where Alex Earl, the not married one, the not call her daddy, had released a text message or read out loud a text message that she had intended to send the other Alex, but never did. She had felt bullied. So what she had said is, is that she called her manipulative and toxic. She said, you can say it's just business, but you approach business. How do you approach? Wow. How you approach businesses disgusting? You choose money over morals and you took advantage of me at a young age in a new industry.

18:54I knew nothing about. So in the show, her and her father also continue to bash Alex Cooper because apparently Alex Cooper took advantage of Alex Earl and all of this stuff. Well, there was that thing that people were saying that they thought it was about and in her show, I think she did mention it. There was an Alex Cooper wanted Alex Earl to come on a podcast episode to like have fun, just to chat whatever. So they did, but she gave her drinks beforehand and then started asking her questions she was not comfortable with. Right. Like really sexual conversations. Right. And but she was like, I was answering it because I was drunk. So like, you got me to, I mean granted she was saying like she was, I don't know, like. Like an Alex Cooper allegedly at that time said, Hey, if there's anything that happens in this episode while we're drinking that you don't want in it, I will edit it out. And so Alex Earl goes back and says, Hey, the stuff that I said about my stepmom, I don't want in there, but Alex Cooper said it was funny and she aired it anyway. So now that caused a huge problem with Alex Earl's family so much so that they're going public with it in the reality show.

19:54But at the end of the day, I think that anytime you watch any type of feud like this, I think how you fight and how you fight publicly says a lot about you as a person. Yeah. And she didn't agree. And she didn't keep quiet. I mean, she kept quiet for her show, but I know. I know. I know. She's quiet for the show. Yeah. So what is better actually to keep quiet in general for just for the show? Because like you're going to give me a watching because we want to know what happens. Also, if you're a podcast, you're doing a podcast, she didn't, she didn't pour the drinks down your throat. Like she didn't open up your throat and then pour the drink down there and then rub on your larynx and make you swallow it. You know? Like you got drunk. She fed you drinks. Sure. A lot of people do that before podcasts reality show and things like that. You still got drunk and said what you said. Like don't say the thing if you don't want people to know about it. Like if you say something, you said it, you know, there is some sense of responsibility there. I just think she was so young. I don't know. Alex Cooper kind of the things I've been hearing lately. She just feels a little bullyish to me. It sounds like it though. Yeah, that's the married one, right? Yeah. Yeah, she sounds like she sucks. Married. She literally thinks of one married and one on the whole.

20:56That's the only way I know apart. And that is what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater. Megan is on the phone today for to catch cheater and she thinks that her husband Sam of five years might be cheating. So in a few minutes, we're going to see if we can catch him if he is. Hopefully he's not, but Megan was going on. Why do you think he's cheating? Um, yeah. So like you said, we've been married for five years and like we have a good marriage and I feel like he's still. Doats on me and like tries to, you know, say that he loves me most days and we try and, you know, spend time together every night and watch. Like a show or something to check in, but I just. I don't know like I just, I feel like I missed the days when we could just do anything we wanted. We weren't so busy with work and I just feel like maybe he's not missing that and looking for something better. And the thing that's like kind of different is he's just been like working constantly lately and a thing about my husband is that he just like hate his phone.

22:01He hates dealing with his phone and he's like not a big texture. He barely texts me and we're married. And you know, he's never been one to like scroll endlessly, but just recently he has constantly been on his phone texting like for hours. And again, he is never on his phone. So it's just like a huge ship. Like I can't pry the phone from him. And yeah, so I like I keep asking him like who is he talking to and his answer is just always it's like someone to work or it's about work. And at this point, you know, I'm like I've asked him several times so I can understand why he might be annoyed. But I just like really don't understand the shift and you know at one point and like this over like I just feel like. Like, he's thinking about it, but it looked over and he was texting someone named Luna and I was kind of like who's that. And he just like kept insisting that it was a girl from work and it's you know just about some projects they're working on, but he's it's odd.

23:09Like he never worked from things that way. And I feel really guilty about it, but I did try and do it on his phone and he has a passcode on there now, which he's never had before. And I like I didn't even know he knew how to make a pass code. So I want to believe him, but I just I don't know what's like he makes a little smirk when he's texting sometimes. But he doesn't realize what he's doing and it just like really is making me second guess everything. Yeah, that's kind of shame. I don't like that from not having a passcode to having one. I mean, okay, so devil's advocate like do you know about what he's working on at work? Does it all of a sudden require endless amounts of effort? Not really. And that's when I'm like, okay, I don't really understand. He's like I again, I've like asked him a lot about it and he's dressed out and he's just kind of like I don't want to like talk about it right now. So that is kind of a red flag right now for me. Megan is on the phone and she thinks that her husband Sam of five years might be cheating.

24:11So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that these are rewards card member and say that every single month we choose one rewards card member who gets the gift of free flowers delivered from our floral department absolutely free. And we'll see if he sends those flowers to his wife Megan or to somebody else. But before we do that, Megan, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation? Yeah, so my husband usually is not a big phone guy and it's just been very recently that he's sort of been glued to his show. He's been constantly texting and he says that it's for work all the time and I asked him. I've been asking him a lot like what's it about? He's very cagey about it and I looked over and he was texting someone named Luna who I don't know. And he said that there's just someone from work and they've been talking about a work project and it's just a big shift and unlike him and I don't feel good about it, but I did try and snoop and he put a password on his phone, which I even have before and I was sort of shocked that he knew how to even pass.

25:21So like not into the phone usually. Yeah. So that's kind of why I'm a little suspicious. I just kind of want to get to the bottom of this. Okay, here we go. Hello, hey, this is Corboh calling from I was looking for a rewards card member named Sam. Yeah, this is Sam. Sam, hi, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Okay, I'm confused. What is this? Every single month we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. You just won 36 long stem red roses. Wow. No, I did not know that. That's awesome. And a card to be delivered to anybody that you want. That's that's so cool. I can take the information down in a matter of minutes over the phone. If you don't know who you want to send them to right now, I can call you back. I can set up a time to do that.

26:22Yeah, now it's fine. First, I would just need the first and last name of the person you'd like to send the flowers to. Megan. Okay, anything you want to put on a card there? Oh, is that your wife? Yeah, it's the last name of my wife. You ever think of jumping ship ever after that long? Yeah, no, never. And can we just do the flower thing? No, actually, we can't because this is actually the Jubal show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi, what? We do a segment on our show called to catch a cheater where if you suspect your significant other might be fooling around. We can see you. They send flowers to and if they send them to somebody else, then the way of telling and your wife Megan is actually on the phone. What? Hi, I'm sorry. What is going on? I don't get it. What do you think I'm cheating on you? Well, I just feel like you've been texting so much. You're like, you usually don't even use your phone.

27:25And I tried to unlock it and you added a past code and it's like every time you're on your phone, you're like, smirking when you're texting that woman Luna from work or whatever. And I. Oh, boy. But the Luna, Luna is Luna's an AI bot. What? It's a new AI thing. My co-workers told me about it. It's not real. She said, it's a new disc you've cat with them and talk to them and you can tell them your problems. And it's like a very sophisticated AI. So it's very embarrassing. And I hate that I am doing it. But I just needed someone to talk to and I've been stressed out. And I don't. My friends, I mean, that's friends anymore. They all have kids and they're all busy. And I just I just feel completely lost right now. So I thought maybe this is something I could fix on my own without having to, you know, get me help or anything. And so when it's kind of a cool thing, it's like I can vent I don't have to bore her with work.

28:27I have questions. I'm sorry that you're feeling that way. But is AI Luna more of like an AI therapist or like an AI girlfriend? More like a therapist, honestly. I mean, I don't know. It's the. I understand. I understand and like I'm glad that you're honest about this. And I feel like we can obviously work through this. And I'm sorry that you're feeling this way. Like that you feel like you don't have to be one of our hot feel, but a shake robot. It's so dumb. I get it. When you say it when you say it out loud, I don't know. It's just I got in over my head with it. I was just like this will work. And now it feels like when I say it out loud, it sounds really ridiculous. But I think you need to say by the Luna. I think I believe. Yeah. I think you occupy this a little bit of a tramp. At least you know he's not cheating. But yeah, I'm in. Megan. Do you mind hearing about the stuff that Sam wants to talk about?

29:28No. I mean, I know it's not. You could save you for my boring boring dumb stories. I want to be connected to you though. I think like we need to just like talk to work about like taking some like a week off and just like. This is so easy. I thought this would be way more difficult figuring this out. And thank you for being understanding. Are there any questions? I think it's right. Take a trick somewhere. Yes, absolutely. I'll take time. You can take time off work anyway. Let's try to find that sparking in because they know it's there. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. Maybe you can ask Luna where she thinks we'll be around. Oh my gosh. Oh man. I'm never going to look good on you. Probably not. The Jewel shows to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can I take your order? Can I get a tall try? At a large black coffee.

30:28What? Large black coffee. Do you mean a venti? No, I mean a lot. He means a venti. Yeah. The biggest one he got. He is large. No, venti is 20. Danny. Yeah. Large is large. In fact, the total is large and Grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations. You're stupid and three languages. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You vs Victoria. Your chance to take on. Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Heather, what's up Heather? Hey. How are you doing? Good. How are you guys? Good. Good. We're just talking business opportunities in here business ideas. I have a business idea that I've had for a long time. I've had creepy. No. I've always, because you know the milk that we drink in our country, I don't think we should be drinking cow's milk. I think we are designed to drink human milk and I said I wanted to, I've always wanted to open up a human dairy farm. Because women need to pump that stuff right?

31:28And it's like you could be doing them a favor, but also you could be doing the human race a favor because they'd be drinking the appropriate milk. It would just be a bunch of ladies hanging out doing whatever, you know, like the job's not hard. You just put things on them and then it goes into a vat and then you sell it. But why do you think why somebody hasn't done that already? Like why? I have no idea. Farming human is probably a shfram to prong. Because there must be a problem with that. I just don't know. Farming is just weirded out by it. Treating human is like farming and loses probably a little bit. Roughram edges. You know what I mean? Or they just haven't been as innovative as I had. That was actually somebody who does it first. Ladies, DM Jubilee. We can start this right now. Who's the first weirdo that sucked on a cow's teeth? Yeah. You know, somebody had to start somewhere. I hate it like that. The Columbus of if you will. All right. Here we go. Sorry, Heather. I'm sorry about that side. conversation there. I'm going to some Victoria out of the studio and she's leaving. The game is played like this.

32:29You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when just say pass and Victoria has to be you, I'll write a win. Okay. All right. All right. Here we go. Your time starts now. What is the name of the pigment that gives plants their green color? Silver color. Who directed the 1993 dinosaur movie Jurassic Park? Oh, it's the last. What is the longest cranial nerve in the human body? The biggest nerve. What does the QR in QR code stand for? My path. What does the French phrase say la vie mean in English? Slicker like? All right. Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's putting her headphones on and getting ready and stuff like that, Heather, what do you do for work? I work for a mortgage company and I do hair. Oh, nice. Any interest in investing in my.

33:30Or being farmed. Totally by people totally by rust. I think it's like all the rage. Yeah. All right. Here we go. There's someone other seriously like what's the. 30 seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when just say pass and you have to beat Heather out right to win Heather, you can tell Victoria when to go. Okay. Ready. Go. What is the name of the pigment that gives plants their green color? I have a thought in my head. I don't know if that's right. I don't know if I should. It's like, I feel like I shouldn't. It might be right though. I'm really mad. Just say it. No, I'm good. Who directed the 1993 dinosaur movie Jurassic Park? It's like, what if it's just like, no, why would you even think that? Like why? And it's like, I don't know. I don't think so. I feel like this one. I'm sorry. What did you. Well, well, a question in a half.

34:31Basically, what's my record? It's a great day of tribute. Heather, I'm going to go ahead on a limousade that you won, but let's find out. Send it over to our scoreboard producer for he. The Victoria came up just short with none. Heather had two. Hey, Heather, congratulations. You did it. You beat Victoria. Yeah. You got Jonas Brothers tickets just for playing too. Awesome. Sweet, let's get the answers. That would mean the name of the pigment that gets plants their green color is chlorophyll. Dang it. You know what? Steven Spielberg directed Jurassic Park. I know what you did. This is life. I knew you did. And you didn't answer it. And I got there. But anyway, the longest cranial nerve in the human body is the vagus nerve. The QR in QR code stands for question response. Nope. And the French phrase, say la vie, means that's life. I don't know why I try to answer this.

35:33Heather, thank you for playing. Have a great day. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we play you versus Victoria at the same time. Every single weekday morning, remember if you want to play just DM us at the Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. And don't forget you can always listen to the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Just type in the Jubal Show. It's bell. J-U-B-A-L-B-L-L-Y. First day in a while. Jackson is on the phone today for a first day of follow up. And he's getting ghosted from a date he went on with a woman named Amanda. So in a few minutes, we'll call her. See if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. Jackson, how long has it been since you heard from Amanda? It's been a few days. Like long enough to know you're getting ghosted days or is this like you had the date last night? No, it's going to three days. Maybe three and a half. Okay. What makes you feel like you're being ghosted? Well, I mean, we went on a great date. We went through the same place that we both wanted to go and run the trial.

36:33I mean, it was really nice. And we had three courses. Wine dessert. It felt really awesome. It was really romantic. Easy. Amanda was beautiful. She, you know, her food. It was so cute. You know what I mean? I just thought it would be the start of something great. But it just happened, you know. I mean, I've written her. You know, I walked into her car. I wrote her afterwards and said, you know, I'm here for a minute and I thought she would write me down. She never wrote me back. And I kind of want to know what a problem. So you said what to her? I'm sorry. I hope to hear from you. No, I said, you know, it was a great day. And I hope, you know, I hope to hear from you when we left a date. And then when I texted her, I said, it was a great night last night. And she didn't respond. Well, why do you think she's ghosting you? Well, I mean, I was 15 minutes late. I mean, I had to take my dog out. There's a polygetic. You know, I kind of mismatched my time. And she teased me about it a little bit.

37:33And I thought it was a joke, but I don't know. Maybe, you know, first impressions of toughs, you know, maybe she seemed like she understood and got over it. But maybe she didn't. So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder? Or like at that point, was she cool with you? You know, somebody says I'm 15 minutes late. You're kind of mad. Or annoyed, I should say. But that's valid. And it's the first time. So then was she like, so anyways, tell me what sign you are? Or was she more like, we just order? She made a couple of jobs. But she didn't, you know, oops, she got over it quick. Okay. I felt like she got over it quick. I feel like that's fair. Yeah. How did the rest of the day go? First, we had three courses, one dessert. And we discussed, you know, at the food. And we discussed like, you know, travel. And we liked the people like this travel. We both liked this, you know, like wanted to go to Italy. And you know, I mean, it was like it was pretty good. Like we had really good conversation.

38:33It was a long night. And then that thought was really good. So you thought like she was engaging with you and asking you questions and stuff like that? Absolutely. I didn't. I walked her to a car at the end. So I feel like, you know, wasn't like she wasn't put off. It wasn't awkward. Did you put her lips on your lips at the end? Hmm. Why do you say like that? I did not. I feel like it was a good ending. Even though it was a half hug. It felt good. Okay. Play a song, come back. And then we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date, okay? Excellent. Jackson is on the phone. And he's getting ghosted by Amanda. So we're about to call her. And see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Jackson, why don't you remind us about your situation? Well, I met Amanda and we went out on a great day. And I think you asked a ticket about it and talking to you guys. I feel like we had a really good time. I really don't know why she's not getting back to me after a few days. I've wrote her and Houston texted me back and all. But I feel like she should have. It was definitely a good time. What was the last thing you said to her on text?

39:34I said to her, you know, I had a really good time last night. And I thought, you know, if she would have gotten back to me. Hmm. Okay. Well, you read it first to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you. Absolutely. Here we go. Hello. Hi, my name is Victoria. Hi, Amanda. My name is Jubal. And this is a radio show. It's called the Jubal show. Yes. The show is here. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi. Hi. Oh, you know the show. Yeah. I love the ball. I think so, great. I'm so happy to see you. I'm actually calling today because you went out on a date with somebody and now you're ghosting them. Um, okay. I might need more info. Well, you know, we do the first date follow up on the show where if you go out on a date

40:35with somebody, you go to them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why we got an email about you from a guy named Jackson. Oh. Okay. I love it. We're laughing. Was that a good date for you? He doesn't know why I guess. No, he does not. That crazy that he has no idea why. Okay. So it should be obvious. Uh, yeah. I would say, like, okay, this is this is not okay. Yeah. So let me, let me, let me, preface the restaurant was fantastic and the food is fantastic and that was good. The company was not good. He seemed to have a different perspective on it. That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting on the server. So I have no idea why he would be confused. What?

41:35He was hitting on the server. Oh, like huge. Like, I checked out five minutes in. Five minutes in. I was like, yeah, I'm good. The food's good. And I just focused on my food and getting, you know, a good meal out of it. And that was it. But I checked out five minutes in because instantly he was like, oh, you're so gorgeous. And like, he's like, oh, your hair is so pretty. And like, oh, my gosh, I love the color of your nails. Or like, yeah, like no joke. Like, he was making jokes about like feeding her. What? I mean, he was like, oh, you want a bite of this? And like, I can see a Jew. Oh, yeah. Like, he commented on her legs at one point. Like, it was, it was sick. That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag. But yeah. Uh, yeah, tell me about it. Like, the fact that he doesn't know what's going on, it just blows my mind. That's kind of funny. I mean, that's blatant. Yeah. Like, I mean, in front of me, he was just like, he was like, it's like, it's

42:35a lady. She walks up and he's like, he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous. And then he just like, every time she came to the table, there was something else. Like, he talked about you. It's just like, oh, this is there. Like, if it looks like you are blah, blah, blah. Yeah. That's also kind of like real. Like, your audit date was someone else. Did he say that stuff to you too? Was it just like how he communicates with women or was it her specifically? No, like there wasn't even like a, you look nice. Like there was like none of that. That was all in the waitress. I was, I was flabbergasted. Like it. Okay. Well, thank you for telling us also. I don't know if you forgot, but Jackson is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you or maybe find out who the waitress isn't talking about at the same time. I don't know, but. Oh, man. What is that about? Like, I, there's no way I wouldn't doubt. Like, you even tell like, I was really elaborate. Like, I've always, you know, just talked to, you know, to your servers. Awesome. And give them great compliments because they give you bigger servings and better pores.

43:36I mean, you know, they're treating all the risk of a win-win and that's what I was doing. And I just, I think that was like, you know, like into the certain, to the waitress so much. Like that's teaching you your pleas and thank you, sir. Not like they give me your legs. Well, she hadn't his legs. What? I mean, that's not really. So you were hitting on her. So if she hadn't had nice legs, then you wouldn't have complimented them because I feel like you should compliment her legs no matter what her legs look like if that's just strategy you're going for. Well, she had nice legs, but I wasn't, I mean, it was just something to have to like, you know, to say to her, wasn't like I was hitting on her. If no matter what, if you say to a woman, you have nice legs, that comes across as hitting on. Wow. I didn't really realize you were the jealous type. Like, I'm not going to do that. What? Not like I'm just not into rude people and let me remind you that you're the one that like wanted me so bad that you're willing to go on the radio and do it.

44:40It's all good because I was really so good to that girl. I got her number and you know, sure. So you were 100 then if you got the number. Have you tried the number because I got a fake. Amanda, you're impossible. Well, I would love to ask. Amanda, would you like to go on another date with Jackson? We'll pay for it. Never a chance in this world that I would ever do that. Yeah. So okay, sure. Oh no. I guess I'm just going to have to pick the old one out. It's time for Nina's what's trending. If climbing or hiking Mount Everest is on your bucket list, then you're going to want to listen because their glacier is melting. And it's not from global warming and you're going to want to write a strongly worded letter. And I will explain coming up in just a second. But first, we do have breaking news this morning in the Lindsey Clancy case. So if you've been following, it's been 38 hours since the jury went to deliberate.

45:41They couldn't reach a unanimous verdict. And so it has been declared a mistrial. And if you remember, this is the woman, the mother, who's allegedly responsible for the deaths of her three children. So the judge has said after sending the jury back twice that he was required by law to declare it a mistrial. Now, Clancy's lawyer is now arguing and has asked for an hour. We're in within that hour right now. Ask the judge if they could go to the Supreme Court and ask for an extended peer and ask to do this all over again. So the retrial? You can go ahead. Or have the jury deliberate more? Have the jury. Yes. Have the jury deliberate more because if they do go to a retrial, that's what he's trying to avoid. If they go to a retrial, then they have to start all over again, get a brand new jury and then argue. And they may not get a jury that was in favor of what they were arguing to begin with. Right. Because allegedly it was 11 to 1 and one juror was holding out. Oh, wow. The 11 other jurors were leading towards not guilty because of insanity.

46:45Wow. Isn't there a law I thought where you like you couldn't double jeopardy? Is that what you're talking about? Yes. If a not an insistence like that, like if the jury finds you not guilty, then you can't be tried for it again. Okay. Like murder or something like that. Like it's a hung jury. Oh, you should. Yeah, they'll they can do it again. But it's like if the jury makes an absolute decision on it, then you can't. Okay. Thank you. Wow. You know what I was saying? I can be after. Oh, that's what they did with the OJ thing. Right. He was acquitted on the murder charges and then the civil suit came after because they want to be at least some money out. Right. So there was no criminal charges on it. Wow. You owed money. Yeah. This is probably not going to be this particular case is probably not going to be over for a while because the mistrial does not mean that she's not guilty or vice versa. Right. And so she's going to be continued to be held in the hospital that she's been at until they decide what they're going to do and how they decide to move forward. Which is in a hospital. She's on jail. Well, she's been in the hospital for mental. Yeah. Oh, God. She's got stuff that she'd been dealing with and so that's where she still is at this time.

47:45So yeah, crazy. So we'll see how this story continues to unfold as the morning progresses because it is unfolding as we speak. Another really wild story that you may have seen in the headlines is about the announcer for Wheel of Fortune. His name is Jim Thornton. You may or may not have heard of him, but you are now because he's been suspended. So he's been suspended from the show and now we know why. So apparently he was on a flight and on his flight, he was looking on the computer on a website, a very inappropriate website that involved children. Oh, what? And the person sitting next to him on the flight took pictures of it. So they captured pictures of the website he was looking at. They gave it to the pilot and then when the plane landed, there were cops there waiting for him. So he was immediately arrested. Okay, wait, I'm sorry. That in general is terrible. Right. Doing on a flight is stupid. Yeah. What are you doing? Obviously, there's some impulse issues going on. It gets even more bad. It gets even more stupid.

48:45So his attorney is saying, listen, this is a misunderstanding. He was actually trying to go to a different chat room about suicide prevention because he is an advocate for suicide prevention. And he clicked the wrong button. I've looked up a lot of suicide prevention stuff online. Never once they get the guy to get for it, you know. Yeah, never once has that accidentally like they've crossed the two things like it's very hard to make those up. I feel like I feel like you're correct. And it gets even dumber because they were able to see that he was on that particular website that was inappropriate for 57 minutes. Yeah, you should look at that. You can figure out how to get out. Internet's cupcake place. Wow. I mean, it's really hard to find sometimes. And it just was like, no, you got to stay there. The thing that upsets me, I mean, all of this is ridiculous. But to even try to play on the fact that he is somebody that advocates for suicide prevention, yay. But that's not going to get you sympathy for everything else that you've done. It is. It is a pivot is trying to get some type of grace for that guy.

49:46But it reminds me of like when people say like tonight and I know and can like no one will know the truth that you just keep lying. Like you would have been better off just saying something else than then the suicide prevention thing. Something that kind of makes sense, right? Or nothing. I'm a fan of something. I was making dinner. I like baby corn. And so I was looking for baby corn. What? And that would be more believable than suicide prevention. You are ridiculous right now. I would suggest that, well, I don't even want to get suggestions of somebody who's doing this. I know. I just like to really take it ridiculous that they try to play it off like this. It is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. You're out what you were saying. Oh, wow. So it is wild in the streets. But we need to take a right turn. We're going to take a right turn to met Mount Everest. If you've ever wanted to climb it or experience it, experiencing the base camp glacier is part of it, right? The problem is that it's melting and it's melting because it has thousands of gallons of pee on it.

50:49What? What? What? So the reason why one of these things that we all are like, oh, it's so beautiful and it's incredible is our own fault. So you almost want to write a strongly worded letter because everybody that works there and in the parks and stuff, they're like, well, they're outdoors. There's people that are camping at the base glacier thing. And they're like, well, were they supposed to go the bathroom? Well, that's where the letter comes in. Shouldn't you have restrooms to preserve the glacier? Right. If that's something you would want more than people, I'm never going to go climb Mount Everest. But I would want to preserve the glacier with at least a porta potty. I never have nice things. It's for our own faults. Yeah. So that is what's trending. Jubles dirty little secret. Hello. Hey, I'm here. Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do. Well, let's hear it. So my step that I growing up was a total jerk. And he always demanded me or my friends to make them lunch or make them a sweet team. And so one day he was being a total.

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