The Full Jubal Show September 3, 2026

0:00This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. College football will hijack your weekend, ruin your sleep and break your heart. And that's why we make the Sullivan-verbal College football show. I'm Ty Hildenbrand. He's Dan Rubenstein. Every week we preview the games that matter in the storylines that are gonna ignite your group chat. And you can join us in the aftermath as we react to what happened, why it matters, and how the sport went completely bonkers yet again. Listen to the Sullivan-verbal College football show on the I Heart Radio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Self-Cast September is your reminder to slow down, check in with yourself, get off your phone, and maybe ask, why am I like this? I'm James Beck, host of the Psychology of your 20s podcast. And this month we're helping you make sense of the person that you are becoming, setting boundaries and navigating friendships, to understanding anxiety, confidence, relationships, and attachment.

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3:04Just what the world needs, another unemployed American item winner. Oh, I knew it. It's Real News or Fake News, a segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral. And you have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for Real News or Fake News. Get ready, the calendar is changing next year. Get ready, the calendar is changing next year. Here's the story. While people were paying attention to other things like flock cameras and leg names, a bill was just rushed through house and senate and it's sitting on Donald Trump's desk to be signed. The bill, if signed by the president, will go into effect January 1st and next year, the traditional 12 month calendar is being replaced with a new 5 month system. Under the new system, the year will be divided evenly into 5 months, each lasting 73 days. Officials say the 5 month calendar will make scheduling easier and eliminate confusion. The president has not signed the bill yet but has commented that Americans should have its own, that Americans should have their own calendar and it will be the best calendar and a calendar that Americans will use for centuries to come because it will be the best calendar, beautiful calendar.

4:16That's official quotes. Is that a real news story or fake news story? That part of it sounded real. I'm going to go with fake values in no way. There's no way. 73 days. Victoria, a real news story or a fake news story, get ready, the calendar is changing next year. I have to say fake, because I've been really going to get 5 paychecks. I'm going to get the call right now. Producer Freeze, real or fake, the calendar is changing next year. I'm going to say it's real that the bill is there but it's not going to get passed. You got to pick one or the other. It's real. You're saying it's real, okay. It is a fake news story. Yes. It did happen because there was a social media post that went viral where somebody said it's kind of dumb that a month are all different lengths. 365 should just be divided into five equal months of 73 days each. What? And the video was shared enough that it eventually made it to a fake news website that got a hold of it and created a fake news story about how the government's about to change all the months of the year including fake AI-vited,

5:17put AI-video footage and hundreds of thousands of Americans believed it and were freaking out thinking that the calendar was going to change. And the trunk quote sounded verbatim like something he would say. Yeah, that's the best calendar in the calendar that Americans will use for centuries to come because it's the best calendar, beautiful calendar. Go USA. So that was a fake news story if you saw that and believed it. Here's your next headline for Real News or Fake News, the segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral. And if you tell me if they real news story or a fake one that people actually believed, the US government somehow got every country in Africa wrong. The US government somehow got every country in Africa wrong. Here's the news story. Victoria, is that you? The US government had a pretty embarrassing moment at a major international conference after officials presented a map of Africa where every single country was labeled incorrectly. Not a couple countries, every single country in Africa. Like a joke. This happened during the AIDS 2026 conference in Rio de Janeiro where the US State Department presentation was explaining America's new health agreements with African nations,

6:22which is especially awkward time to reveal that apparently we don't have any idea where any of those agents are. Nigeria somehow ended up in the Sahara Desert. Mozambique got moved to the Horn of Africa and I agree coast was relocated to the opposite side of the continent. So imagine inviting somebody to an important meeting about your relationship with them and opening with before we begin. We just like to establish that we have absolutely no idea where you are. People at the conference immediately noticed the map took screenshots and started sharing it online and it gets worse somehow. Rotters examined an image that found an AI watermarking indicating the map had been used, generated using open AI tools. The State Department admitted the mistake saying a staff member had hastily changed the presentation shortly before the event, which means at some point the government in play apparently looked at a map where the entire continent had been scrambled like a geography theme slot machine. It's good.

7:23Is that a real new story or fake new story? I really want this to be fake because it's so terrible on every level but unfortunately I'm going to go with real. It's so awkward. You imagine the new thing that is not where any of these places are. Yes. Victoria is that a real new story or fake new story? The US government somehow got every country in Africa wrong. That's so real. I hate that it's real. It is 100% real. No! Yes, it is. That's really bad. Maybe instead of worrying about changing our lake names here in the country we could just like learn geography on places so that we don't look like that. Wow, that's a map, man. Just look at the map and use it. How embarrassing. Why create a AI map anyway? Just go grab a picture of a map. Okay, one that's already been done. You said why it worked harder when we could work harder? It's not smarter. Here's your next headline for Real News or Fake News.

8:25The second one where I give you a new story from the week that's confiral. And if you tell me if it's a real new story or a fake one that people actually believed, fart corners are coming to classrooms across America. Fart corners are coming to classrooms across America. Because this is what we need. Teachers, unusual solution for students passing gas in the class went so viral this week that apparently schools across the country are now starting to adopt the idea. It all started with an elementary school teacher in Atlanta who created what she calls the gas station. Basically if a kid asked to fart, they don't raise their hand or leave the classroom. They simply walk over to the designated area, fart in the corner, spray some for breeze, and return to their seat. The teacher says it keeps them from interrupting class every time somebody has to pass gas. And surprisingly, she says students have gotten so used to it that nobody even makes fun of the kid walking to the front corner. The idea exploded with millions of views online and now teachers all over the country are adopting the fart corner as well.

9:27So if your kid comes home from school and is like, hey, we got an art corner, a reading corner and now a fart corner mom. Probably actually is a real thing. That open house, they could do it. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. The mom can use the fart corner. It's the real story or a fake new story. Yeah, a fake, right? Yeah, Victoria, fart corners are coming to classrooms all across America real or fake. That's fake. I think it's fake. Yeah. Producer-free's fart corners are coming to classrooms all throughout the country. I'm going to say it's fake. It's a real thing. You're going to let the kid walk or be a good job with that teacher. Genius. It's a real thing. It's another jubal phone frame. Each day mornings on the 20s. Only on the new hits 106.1. Hello. It's a great day of f***ing wireless. I was looking for Marco Brown, a customer of ours.

10:27Yeah, this is him. Hey, Marco. And I'm calling from customer service here for f***ing wireless. Know that you've had a few issues, put in a few phone calls, sent in a few customer service emails. So I'm just checking back with you. Yeah, I'm ultimately at my withsend. I literally can't. I'm so pissed at this company. I have been with you for so many years. Oh gosh. I'm so confused. Sorry, you're laughing. Sorry about that. I just have $180 bill. Yeah, something in my head there. I'm just getting emails. I don't know how. Literally how? I just have $180 bill. Polo. I've had so many times. What? Sorry. Just good milk and I just noticed that. You probably get it all the time.

11:27What is it? I can't help it. Oh, your name is Marco. That is absolutely ridiculous. Are you kidding? Are you actually saying that you are saying a joke of Marco Polo trying to. Polo. I'm over here. I'm over here. Where are you screaming polo? I'm literally trying to get this bill off my phone. Are you serious? I'm just trying to lighten the mood layer a little bit because I'm sure you're probably upset about the cell phone bill. But I just noticed the name and it just hit me right there. I was like, I haven't played that game since I was just a little guy in a pool. That's fun. I'm really beside myself so infuriated. I have every right to go and change cell phone carriers. You're absolutely joking right now. I'm sorry, but I didn't believe it. It must be it. Just trying to get this bill off my phone and you keep making these stupid jokes. I'm so sorry.

12:28You know what? I should probably get you to a manager. If you could not tell me. I'm just fucking ridiculous. Please hold on. I'll send you over to a manager real quick. Where is this is Simon? How can I help you? Yeah. Simon, I'm literally at my fucking wits end. Your last customer service representative just was a jerk and kept making jokes about my customer service issue. I just want this issue resolved. Simon says tell me your issue. Oh my god. I get nervous. Mark now it's me again. Bow. Are you a joke? No, put me through to somebody else. I'm literally still talking to you. It was me the whole time. I was doing a thing to talk to your representative. I will literally write a sign and says joke.

13:28Yet you fired. I cannot believe this is so unprofessional. I'm literally going to come and kick your ass. This is absolutely ridiculous. Marko, this is actually jubal from the jubal show doing a phone prank on you. And your girlfriend said you up. Oh, it's a joke. She said that you've been having problems with your cell phone bill. And she wanted to mess with you. I'm literally going to kill her. I'm going to kill her. I swear to god, if I like literally heard you say Marko Polo, or time ahead was going to fucking explode. Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. We say mornings on the 20s. It's time for Nina's what's trending. The hype around grand theft autosix is big, but it's already causing problems in relationships. And it hasn't even dropped yet. I'll tell you how coming up in just a second. But first, we need to check on the people of San Francisco. There is a mansion shortage in San Francisco.

14:28Oh my god. Oh no. I don't know. I don't know what we're going to do. While in San Francisco, it is the epicenter of the artificial intelligence boom. And the competition is pretty steep. So you've got all of these startups and they're getting ready to grow public. So people have an excess of cash. Some people are getting turned away with $25 million in cash that offering for a deal because they're getting out bid. 25%. That is insane. That's so crazy. My head can't even wrap around that. If you get a job offer there, how do you do the math to what you need to make to compensate for just living there? Dude, and if you're a gold digger, why are you not spending all of your time in San Francisco? For real. That is where you need to be. 100%. 100%. Yeah, thank you. This feels right. I would be a realtor in San Francisco. Yeah.

15:28For those places. And then eventually I would not be a realtor. I would be living in one of those houses and doing whatever they asked me to do. Or living in a island somewhere. And then I would be a realtor, a realtor, a story about how they actually went looking at houses with their client all night long because they were trying to view them before anybody else could. Wow. So that when they put the offer on it, they would be able to get it instead of have to compete with everybody else who's got an excess of millions of dollars to throw around. Isn't that wild? There's a log jam of people waiting to do that to have that much money. I will say a lot of those doors are unlocked anyway. I'm going to use to do that. She's like, like a lot of those doors. Yeah. And they just like, so you can just like walk it. Wait, what? Yeah, what? I think you said too completely. I don't think you guys are the same thing, but that's cool. Yeah, same thing though. We can just go in and just like vibe and like look around. Vide! You're vibing in some random house? Well, yeah. So you can see like this is what I want in my house. Or if you're a Jewel, what can you put to my friends house? Yeah.

16:28Just go dig all the doors and it's going on in there. Speaking of millions, there's a 12 year old who's looking at some serious cash. The Detroit Tigers have reportedly reached a pre agreement with 12 year old Dominican prospect, Kevin Sosa, for a future four million dollar signing bonus. 12 years old? So if baseball is your dream and you're 12 and you're telling everybody you're going to be a baseball player when you grow up, you stick with it because something like this could be happening to you any moment. This kid must be. 12 years old, you're too late. I mean, he must be amazing. He is. He is. He is. Well, I know him. He's a pretty young guy. You know, he's got a lot of knowledge. But his big level is so high, he can handle fastballs in the 91 to 93 miles per hour range. So it's an informal verbal agreement. He can't actually sign anything until he turned 16. So right now this is just kind of like a we spit and handshake and just let's try to keep everybody's word but for right now. By the ditch cars, and do the old wine and dine of the parents, he's a bit crazy. My friend, actually a good friend of mine, he is a baseball agent.

17:29And so it's like you're taking out freshmen in high school. And when we're watching baseball, you're thinking of something completely different, but this has started. I mean, they've got a whole field system that's just like you're raised that way. I mean, if you think about it, he does that good now that a mountain will grow just until he turns 16 will be insane. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, the crazy part is he's hitting balls that are 90 miles per hour or whatever. I want to do a batting cage once thinking, I'm going to go in there and hit the fastballs. It was the fastballs, I think, 55 miles per hour. And I could not hit it. I was so more of just humbled. I was like, oh, I just really had a really skewed vision of my ability. You can stick to video games. Yeah, very different. But if you're in a relationship and you're excited about Grand Theft Auto 6, it's causing problems. What's the big hype around Grand Theft Auto? Like, why is it dope? Well, we found out, and it's been a long time since I made a new one. 13 years. Whoa, we found out that producer, freezing, Jubble are very excited about this

18:30and watched the 30 minute trailer that's on Netflix. 30 minutes. Yeah, let's check it out for you. It's like a mini movie. Well, it's a show. It was a really a show. It was a little show, yeah. Why can't you just play the last one? Like, why it's so important that you need a new one? Because the world's everything changes. It's all new. It's all new things. New levels, new devils, man. Oh, new city, new levels. I think you think to do new people. New drug deals to make. New peep. Well, it's interesting that you bring up new devils because that's part of the problem. People are now asking if it's considered cheating, if the character you're playing in a video game is carrying on a relationship with another game character. Because in the game, if you saw it, like the two of you did, that there's Jason and Lucia, who I guess are the protagonists of this video game, and they have a relationship that develops through the game. And so you nurture it as the player. And so people that are in relationships, especially like, you know, they're like, I'm not letting my person text message and nurture a relationship with this person that's

19:31playing the other person in the game. And now it's causing problems. One guy's like, I will do, I will not play to respect my girlfriend, but understand I am 1000% interested in wanting to play this game. You're not going to play because your girlfriend doesn't want you to play a video game where you're a fictional video game character who happens to have a girlfriend in the story. I would say that girlfriend needs to work on her jealousy issue. It's a holy crap. While I understand that sounds ridiculous, that also does beg of like to a point though, people are creating relationships inside of these video games. And it becomes really easy to hide it because you're like, where are you being crazy? It's just a video game, you know? It's already been an issue in relationships with women upset because their man is spending too much time on a video game. But then you add the fact that there's a woman on the other side of the game. I am driving around with another video game woman. Is it an actual person? Is it someone playing that character? Yeah. Like an actual person's playing that character with you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that?

20:31Are they according to this? I don't mind if you play it live, maybe. Yeah, there's a line feature. According to this, but the creators of the game are saying, okay, now now you don't have to choose that storyline. That's your choice. Yeah. So you can still play the game and not nurture the police. I didn't realize that there was another person on the other end of the screen. Female character. I don't play the live versions. I just play the storyline. Yeah. So the storyline is all different because yeah, I could see you developing an actual relationship with someone nearly on the other end. That's right. Unless it's a like a bro, a girl who knows who it is. And your bro is like, you just like this. Yeah. I don't know, but see the conversation is still going even in here. That's kind of cool though, because in the game you'll have like a girlfriend and then you can still go and like hook up with people because you know, you can do that. Wait. I'm going to do a mission on the side and you could cheat on her in the game. But see, do you see why now? I'm going to be like, I don't want you to play that game because in your mind now, you think you can do it. Only in GTA. That's what I'm going to do. He goes to do it in the real world, fails.

21:31And it's not even really cheating because I robbed her after I got my money back. Right. Right. And I did it for us, baby. Yeah. Stay safe out there. That is what's trending. This time, take catch a cheater. Brian is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and he and his girlfriend Amanda have been together five years, but now Brian suspects that she might be messing around. So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if we can catch her. But first, Brian, what's going on? Man, why do you think Amanda cheating on you? Amanda's always been one of those kind of free spirit type of people, if you know what I mean. Since we first started dating, just kind of wander off into oblivion sometimes. And you know, find her later with some new friend that she made along the way. Oh. I know. I keep telling her I'm going to put a cowbell around her. So I know she's on the move. Daddy's telling me that. So Amanda is a smart woman, but she just kind of gets flirty sometimes. Sometimes you've talked in the things that she wouldn't normally do.

22:32For example, she wandered off of the party that we were both at and I found her out back with some guy that was getting all nice and cozy with her. And obviously hitting on her heart. I told Amanda later that she was being too friendly and she just said, no, he is just being nice and that she knew better. Look, I trust Amanda, but I don't trust other dudes around her. She can be taken advantage of easily and I don't want to see that happen to her. Okay, you're protective. Yeah. I mean, again, we've been together for five years and I feel like I know her, you know, and. But this is where it's kind of been getting to me lately. Amanda seems to be more a lute when we've been together. I'll come home from work and she's gone for hours at a time. So never say where she's going or she went and when there's something important that I had talked about, she barely pays any attention to me. She's just scrolling and texting whoever on her phone. So the straw that broke the camel's back was when we were sitting on our couch watching one of our shows and she got a text like Amanda picked her phone up.

23:40Actually, back real quick, but then she immediately took to the other side of where she was sitting. But not quick enough. I mean, I cut out of the corner of my eye some dude named Mike asking when he could see her again. Oh, have you asked her about this? Yeah, I did. I didn't see if she responded, but I did ask her who Mike was. And she shrugged it off and said it was a work buddy. I could tell she was lying. Again, I know her. She's a poor liar. But maybe in the guy I am, I just let it go. I need to know if Amanda's actually running around on me or at least find out what's going on in her head. If friends don't tell me anything like they're covering for something I want the truth. Okay. Okay. So this is all new behavior. She never would disappear for hours at a time before. I mean, the text message is definitely a flag, but the free spirit, but this got to the point where it's normal for to at least at some point contact me and let me know she's okay.

24:46Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that is kind of strange. How long can I see you again? Is that what the text said? Yes. Something to that effect from Mike. I mean, that's a little bit interesting. Yeah. It's nearly incriminating. It was a work buddy. I'm like tomorrow, buddy. Yeah. Tomorrow. I work. Yeah. Everyday. I'm sorry. This is not funny. It's not funny. It is kind of, I don't know what to think. All right. Well, sorry. Be good out for you. You already told us what grocery store. She's a rewards card member at so. Well, play a song, come back and then call her and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month we choose one rewards card. Remember, a random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department will see if she chooses to send those to you or to somebody else. Okay. Okay. All right. Brian is on the phone and Brian suspects that his girlfriend Amanda of five years might be cheating. So we're about to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member and say that every single month we choose one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department and see if she sends them to him or to somebody else.

25:49But first, Brian, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation? So Amanda, she can be kind of flighty and whatnot, but something's weird. We are watching one of our favorite shows together and I could tell that she was hiding text from me that she's making with some guy named Mike. She said he's a coworker, but I still believe her. And I'm a lover and I just want to know what's going on. Are you ready for us to call her? Yeah. Okay. Sure. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Corboh calling from I was looking for a rewards card member named Amanda. Yeah, that's me Amanda, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Wow. Wow. That's great. Congratulations. So you've just won 36 long stem red roses, a box of chocolate or other kind of candy and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States of these Americas.

26:58Wow. Oh, thank you. That's great. Okay. Well, what do you need for me? Well, it's pretty simple. I can take down the information over the phone in just a few minutes. Okay. Cool. Yeah, I can give you the information. So you can send flowers? Yes, it's 36 long stem red roses. I actually want to send this to a guy that I don't really want to send flowers. Is there anything else that I could send? Oh, yes. You can. This does happen sometimes. I'm we do have gift cards at the store. So you can choose a gift card. It won't be as much worth as much as the flowers. We can do a hundred dollar gift card. Yeah. Do you have like a hardware store? Yes, we do. We've got cards. So that's great. Okay. The hundred dollar. And it'll still include candy and a card to go along with it if you would like that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

27:58Great. Cool. So who would you like to send them to? What's the first and last name? First name is Mike. Okay. Mike. Would you like to write anything to go along with it in the card? Yes. Here's to building a new relationship. Oh, that's cute. Wait, wait, what do you mean new relationship? What is this about Amanda? Amanda, that's your boyfriend Brian of five years. Yes. This is actually the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal. I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. And we do a segment where if you think you're significant others cheating, you can try to catch them. And that's Brian, your boyfriend on the phone. I started getting excited because I was thinking about the cabinets that we talked about putting in the house and all of a sudden, who's Mike? I'm on the radio right now. Like what? Yeah, because look, I can tell that that text to Mike, you're lying about it.

29:03I have to be a coworker. Obviously now. Yeah, you're right. Oh. You're correct. I am seeing somebody else. And I'm seeing somebody else that doesn't treat me like a toy or has me on a leash the entire time. Brian, if you want to do this publicly, we can do this publicly. Like for the entire relationship, you've constantly made me feel like an object rather than a person, a woman. I've never treated her like that. I knew that's what was going on when I saw that text from this Mike guy. You know what? The only reason why you saw any text on my phone is because you were constantly snooping on my phone. He had tapped into my phone more times than I can, than I can count. Regardless of whatever password I put in, whatever times I've changed it, he literally watches my keystroke and then, and half-man. Not true. The only way he would have seen anything. I feel for you in that way, Amanda, but how come you never did anything about it before?

30:03I have said this all the time. And sometimes I talk to anybody. He's always like right there, like listening, being a chaperone and listening. And even if I talk to somebody like any guy for the past five years, you freak out anytime. And you sit there and they're like, who's that guy? Why are you talking to him? And I'm just talking to people. I'm talking to people at parties. I try to talk to your friends, to my friends, and you're constantly like questioning me all the time, all the time. So when I met Mike, he was just nice. He was just a nice guy. But you know what? You grab your friends. That's totally why none of your friends talked to me or tell me what's going on to tell her for your lives. You know what? They don't cover up for my lives, but they don't talk to you because they know what you do and how you treat me. Not only that, but they all know that you tried me to get to do an only fan's account.

31:06But you were going to overtake the care of all the payments. You've always treated me like I'm some pride that you could show up and leave all this money off of. I think that you get off on the idea that guys can't have me and I think it turns you on. Oh, come on. I never talked about making an only fan's account. That was your idea. I call bull. Do it. No, that's exactly what you did. Amanda, you didn't have to cheat on me. Five years. Come on. She's a cheong-up. Wow. Honestly, I don't know what she's talking about. I obviously can't trust her. The only fan saying her idea is off. I'm done. I'm done. Yeah, it sounds like you guys need to be done. Lisa, no. Thanks. Thanks guys for helping me. You'll find someone who you work better with. Trust me, man. Definitely. What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

32:07No. Not even. I didn't say that. It was like, why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You vs Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets and let's meet today's Contestant for you vs Victoria McKenzie with something McKenzie. How are you? I'm doing good. How are y'all? Good. Thank you for asking. I just realized I never got my headphones. So I still have the airplane headphones. Victoria is kind of a mess today, but I guess what's new today? That's a pay me to. Thank you, McKenzie. All right, here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win. Okay. Excuse me. All right. Here we go. McKenzie, your time starts now. Which famous magician died on Halloween in 1926?

33:11What famous landmark sits atop Mount Lee in Los Angeles? The Hollywood sign? What is the only bird that can fly backwards? What? Which sea separates Europe and Africa? The Atlantic. All right. Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones, McKenzie, what do you do for work? I'm a case manager for anti-human trafficking. Whoa. That's an important job. Yes. Definitely. And we help individuals who are survivors of sex and labor trafficking, domestic violence, and sexual assault. Wow. Thank you for your work. Seriously. That is an important job. And thank you for doing it.

34:11I only heard the second part of it. It's an important job. Way more important than what we're doing here. Whenever I talk to someone and they tell me their job and their jobs, like that, I'm like, what, what am I doing with my life? Why did I get into this? We're entertaining people like that. I know that's a joke helps me clear my mind after work. I know that's a people always say to me because I'm constantly complaining about this job. And then they're like, but you bring happiness and joy. I'm like, yeah, but I'm doing nothing really. Because you're actually like tangy laugh on a hard day. Yeah. It matters. I suppose that has value. But there's tangible things that you're doing. You can actually see how you're helping. But you might not be able to do those things as well if she doesn't have the release of enjoying our show. There's many funny people out there. There's a ton of funny people out there. There's a ton of choices. Well, we're glad you're here. Five hundred years. Five hundred years. Somebody else would be doing it. Anyway, but anyway, it gets important work that you do. And this, not so important. Anyway, here we go. I tell my parents otherwise.

35:13We can just stay on the stage. I think there's some days where it's important to have a question. Bob, if you don't know, you can stay past. And you have to read McKenzie outright to win him. McKenzie, you can tell Victoria when to go. Which famous magician died on Halloween in 1926? Oh, what's his name? Ah, it's like, what's his name? It's the guy that everyone talks about. Who do you mean? What famous landmarks? It's a top-mountly in Los Angeles. You know, I hate these landmark questions. I don't know. We're going to wait. Holly was I? What is the only bird that can fly backwards? I'm like a bird. I'm sorry. A pigeon. Which sea separates Europe and Africa? Oh, no. No, no, no. I don't want that one. But we're here now. No, no, no. Just wait in a while. Is it? Wait. I don't want to get this wrong. Just say it. Just say it. Say it. Say it. In the notion. You're in it.

36:13No. I'm going to send it over to the scoreboard. And see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer free. Mackenzie had one and Victoria had two. Oh. Oh, I like it right. Victoria actually got a victory there. But Mackenzie, you still get Jonas Brothers tickets just for playing. Awesome. Thank you guys. Thank you very much. Let's get the answers now with Nina. Harry Houdini is the famous magician that died on Halloween in 1926. That's crazy that he died on Halloween. Isn't it? It's crazy. It's the only magician that I've ever heard of. Like poor guys. David Copperfield. Oh. David Copperfield. Yeah. He's the current one, right? Oh, he's a Copperfield. He's a big one. He's also a sexual partner. Yeah, he's a predator. Oh, yeah. Nobody knows about him. He's a super friend. Yeah. Big famous. Also another guy with an island. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I don't know any of this. Not a lot of people know that about David Copperfield. So if you're going to Vegas to go to a David Copperfield show, my advice. Don't. Don't buy it. Don't buy it. Take it to see that pervert.

37:13Somehow we got away with all the stuff in it. What? We got away with it. He's stowed just like purple. He's in magician. He's charged to disappear. I'm an am to look that up. The famous landmark that sits atop Mount Lee is the Hollywood sign. Humming birds can fly backwards. And the Mediterranean Sea is the sea that separates Europe and Africa. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot that one. You knew it though. Yeah, you knew it, right? Yeah. Thank you very much for playing. Thank you. Yeah, have a good one. We play you versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember, do you want to play just DM us at the Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. Remember, you can always listen to the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Just type in the Jubal Show, the name is spelled J U B like boy, A L or you can always go to the free I heart radio app and make this station your number one preset. And then you never have to guess. Do it. Yeah, like I do every day with these. I thought everyone in my family this weekend, by the way, that I am educating the kids of tomorrow.

38:17Yeah. And half of them said they were really nervous. Yeah, that's scary. That's terrifying for our future. You're lying. You're reminding them to go to school. I'm keeping them in school. Anything other you want. You're all the parents and you're in your school. Right. You went to public school, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. See if there's any more evidence that you need that the public school system is failing. You versus Victoria is it? For six, 2006 grade, I did this program called the dual language program. And it's meant for kids to come out of it knowing both languages. Or if you're like me, you just basically skip a year in each subject whenever we're doing Spanish. I just like retained to that information. Like one year math is in English and next year is in Spanish. Then English and Spanish. The Spanish years. That's really secure. I'm like a book. That's not work, it's not work, it's not work. First date follow up. Pants is on the phone today for a first date follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Macy that he went out with.

39:17So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him another date. But first, Kent, how long has it been since you heard from Macy? Dude, it's been like five days. And I know I'm getting ghosted like absolutely no one. I am. Ghosted. What makes you say it like that? I knew that when she showed up to the place where I took her out like she just wasn't impressed, wasn't having it. And I just, I don't really quite 100% understand, but like I do know that she is avoiding me. Okay. What is it about her though that makes you want to get a hold of her? If you're being avoided, then why are you running towards the avoidee? Oh no, she's like, she's great. She's professional. She's, you know, just like, you know, we really like, I wanted to really hit it off, but like it's like, I don't know. Like I gave her an opportunity to choose a place and she didn't choose a place.

40:19So I took her to this like old, like kind of on to the like Scott, like some character, you know, she called it Macy. Oh. I don't know. Like things like that. Like I don't necessarily go for. I don't know. I gave her the opportunity to choose. So do you feel like the experience that you gave her wasn't normal for you? Or what do you want to tell her? Let's want to tell her that, you know, like, I could tell that she was like getting quote work calls through the whole date and stuff. And it's like, you know, I'm just there more like dude. If you really not having a great time, she finally said she had to leave after like five or six calls. Like all I'm trying to say is like, I'm not that bad or guy. I don't know what it is exactly that I did. The plan was for her to we were going to meet after she got off work. It just, it seemed weird that I got it done.

41:20It doesn't take much for me to pick up on it. So you could tell there was like a vibe that she wasn't into it. Yeah, I'm just like I just kind of want to like get her to like I want to figure out the real reason why she was ghost me because I know it wasn't work. And I don't know what I did wrong. You know what I mean? Like she's a great, she's a great girl. You know, that's really what I'm trying to figure out. Okay. Cool. Well, play a song. Come back and then call her. See if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and hopefully get you another date then. All right, cool. All right, man. Kent is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Macy. So we're about to call her and ask her why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date if he still wants one. But before we do that, Kent, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation? Yeah, well, you know, like I went out with this girl. It gave her an opportunity to choose anywhere to go in the world. And you know, she let me choose. She fed my place with musty. And I know for sure I'm getting ghosted, but I don't know why.

42:20But I just don't feel like I deserve that. I want to know. I want to know why she won't talk to me anymore. Okay. And you really liked her, huh? No, she's fantastic. All right, man. Well, here you go. Are you ready for a caller? I'm ready if I can be. I guess. Okay. Hello. Hi, man. Speak to Macy, please. This is Macy. How can I help you? Macy, hi. How are you? My name is Jubal and I host a radio show. It's called the Jubal Show. Hi, Macy. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, my name is Victoria. How are you? Hi. I'm good. How are you? Great. Thank you for asking. Have you ever listened to the show before? No, I'm so sorry. So we do a segment on the show. It's called the first date follow-up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and they end up ghosting you, you can have us get them on the phone and ask them why they're ghosting you. So we got an email about you and his name is Kent. Do you know?

43:20Sorry. No, thank you. No, I don't want the first date was terrible. I don't really want to relive that. Oh, no. Okay. Well, could you tell us why? He just wants to know. He said he really liked you and he doesn't know where you're ghosting him. Oh, he should know. Okay. Well, we'll put it very simply. He took me to you guys ever been there? No, because you're normal people. Okay. It is a place that you take a first date. It is a place that you will take a future murder victim. Oh, it's not bad. It was, I thought it was going to be a cute little bar. You know, cute, nice happy hour. I walked in. I got scared. I almost walked right out, but he had already seen me. And so I was like, oh, well, this will be my life for the next two hours. Yay. It was terrible. From the beginning, it wasn't good. And so, you know, after like 15 minutes, I went to the bathroom and I called my friends and I was like, hey,

44:22I need you to call me like every 10 minutes until I can get out of here and be like, oh, what the emergency? It was so bad. Like I come in, I just got enough of work. He is wearing jeans and a T shirt. I thought we were both coming from work and then he tells me that he quit his job a few weeks ago. That's a big deal breaker for me. Because I want someone that I can work with and we can grow it together. I do not want to be the sole breadwinner. Well, did he explain why he quit his job? What his plan is for the future? No, no, I didn't get that far. I was already so turned off. I was like, can I cut her in here? Yes, you can. Macy. Who's that? That's Kent. He's been actually listening and wants to talk to you. Hey, what's up? First of all, what? Sorry, wait. You're, what? You listening? Yeah, yeah, I'm listening because I was trying to figure out why you were ghosting me.

45:27But like, now I'm listening to you. I'm like, dude, like what the, like what the hell that? Kent, you like the place that we were? Okay, well first of all, that bar is disgusting. In the future, never take any woman there. They will call the police on you. You, you emailed them and f***ed up a secret phone call so that you could listen to me talk. You understand that we were to behave your Kent, right? No. You f***ing is a, is a place like, I know everybody's there. It's just like a really chill place. It's a good vibe. And I gave you the opportunity to choose anywhere you want. We could have gone anywhere. Like if you were so, I knew that you didn't like it, but you could have said something. We couldn't go on elsewhere. Kent, if I had known that you were going to say, let's go to f***ing. I would have been like, oh, let's just meet in the alleyway behind the arbise and we can just forage in there.

46:30You would have been a guy. You would not, it is not that bad. Come on, man, like that. Siri, you're a man. You're making your own shirt in the corner of the bar. You know, is that normal? Is he just one of the regulars? Is he one of those characters we always hear about at f***ing. You. Kent, I'm confused. I even want another date. I don't know. I don't want any date with any man after this. If I go on a date with another man and he says, where do you want to go? I'm going to say, I have strong objections to f***ing in case you wanted to take me there. Other than that, everywhere else is acceptable. You didn't even take a second to even ask anything about me. Yeah, that's true. Okay, I apologize, but also congratulations doesn't matter. You're still not working. You're still just bumping around.

47:31What the f***ing? No, I'm not bumping around, man. When I told you that I would take you anywhere, I meant it. I could take you anywhere. You didn't have a... If I had said, oh, I want to go to Mississippi and I want to ride on a steamboat and have dinner, you would have done that on a first date. You know what? That sounds cool. Why not? I've got the resources to do that, but I don't brag about my money. You obviously are really, really matters to you to be like different sets everywhere you go. Are you sure you guys want to go out again? Jubal. It could be a great deal. Maybe let me tell you something. If you really want to dig some gold, I got it from numbers for a year. I got some foods that will, like, knock your socks off. Go ahead, but I think... I'm just really glad that you guys called me. Thank you for reminding me why my standards are so high. I love you. I'm going to start listening to you now. Well, if your standards are high, don't do that. It's time for Nameless What's Trending.

48:34You know in movies flop at the box office, there's no way it's because it's a bad movie, right? Well, if you're the director, there's no way you can accept that that's the reason why it's flopping. Well, there's a director today who's figured it out. He's going to tell us exactly why his movie, Gladiator 2, didn't do so well at the box office. Oh, my God. Whether you saw it or not, the excuse is great. They blame it on everything but that the movie is bad. It was not a good movie. I got a song by the year 1. So that should tell you something. Gladiator 1 was good. Gladiator 2 was not good. Well, I watched it a bunch. Wait, why would you watch it a bunch? It's one of the movies that I put on when I'm doing other things. So I often put it on if I'm cleaning or something like that. But I have like said down and watch the movie. But it's really, it's really, Dinsel Washington is in it and he's like, he's in a movie from the, you know, Gladiator times. But he's like, Dinsel in training days, kind of how he's talking in it. So it's really weird. It's like, it's just, it's a strange. I think it's why you put it on while you're cleaning. Like that's why your cleaning movie is Gladiator 2. Yeah. Gladiator 2 gets a Mullpeaf duck cat like, I'm cleaning this.

49:35That's the horrible thing. Well, then good. I'm glad you've seen it. So we can get Jubles take on if he agrees with why director Ridley Scott thinks that this reason is why it blew. And I'll tell you in a second. But first, earlier we talked about how PBR had a huge heist. Over 20, where 1600 cases of Pat Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic old Milwaukee beer were stolen from a warehouse in Montclair, California. The actual heist happened last month in two different instances in the same morning all worth over over $70,000. Now PBR is saying, okay, we're going to give you guys until September 9th to return it. We really want our beer back. And if you return it, you will get a $20,000 reward. But why don't you just make more beer? Well, I mean, that's a lot of money that went into making all of their resources. But yeah, I mean, I guess. I mean, I guess. But I can tell you right now that beer is gone. Right. Like, there's no way someone's going to return that also.

50:35Well, they're hoping that they do. So they're hoping this $20,000 reward will entice somebody. I could just see somebody going through like the grocery store and buy in all this PBR. And it's like, look, this is what I found. Can I get the reward? You know what I mean? Like, whatever is left over not even close to what was stolen. Anyway, if you see say, if you see something, say something, Matthew Perry is getting a docuseries set at Netflix. So it is going to be interesting. It's going to be about his life. A three-part docuseries exploring his life and legacy. His sister is going to be in it. And for fans of friends, there will be some of the actors that were in there too. And it just gives us a different look at his life and what has been going on behind the scenes and leading up to this. So as people are huge fans of him, I know that this is something that people are really anticipating. Just so sad that this happens after his death. But then I think of the ones that were made when people were still alive. This isn't going to sound so bad, but it reminds me of the Demi Lovato Hashimae three of them. Yeah. Well, nobody, yeah, right? Like, it's kind of weird if you have this docuseries about your life while you're still alive.

51:35Yeah. Demi Lovato's are interesting though, right? Because there's a thing to it, right? She was like addicted to stuff. She was like heavily addicted, like OD'd. And so they did one on that and then they did one where she said she was clean and how life was. But then she had to do another one after that going, hey, sorry, I was also high in that one. Oh, I actually wasn't clean and they would show like clips from the second one. It's the other one. It's like, oh, it's kind of cool. It's a cool move actually, I think. Did you watch those two, Jubal? I don't think I've seen all of them, but I have seen one of them. Seriously, you just watched them all. I hate no sister. I mean, you're an own it, I guess. I have seen one of hers. I didn't know that much about her, man. She's got an interesting past. It's very interesting. It's so sad too, because like, being in like a Disney channel and you're around all those like now creepy weird adults, like Disney is not like that. Yeah, a lot of those Disney stars can say that, but look how nice she's doing, great. Yeah, so true. I'm a back to Matthew Perry. His drops on October 27. So true. And lastly, why Gladiator, what? Why Gladiator 2 sucks so bad?

52:37Director Ridley Scott is blaming it on actor Paul Muscow. What? And this is going to hurt though. And the reason he said it's because that actor in particular is just not masculine enough. You casted him though. That's why he cast him. He said he's just not masculine enough. The whole movie was not good. It wasn't just that dude. But would you say that added to it? Like, was his portrayal of the character not as masculine as you, I don't know what it or hoped? I know. It was kind of just like, it almost was like it's like a, you're like, who is this guy? That's kind of how it felt like. Who's the dude playing him? Because it's like Gladiator, you know, like who played it before? Yeah. A big actor. Okay. Right. Russell Crowe, I think, or something like that. You know, like a big actor played him. So to see the Gladiator, the main guy being like somebody who you're like, who is this dude? I think that's what lost it for me. And then of course, Denzel Washington's performance. It's literally like, it was like the dude from training day in the middle of Rome. I mean, hit it.

53:37It was so weird. Well, the thing that sucks for poor Paul is that apparently he was up for another one of Ridley Scott's movies, The Dog Stars. The new movie that just came out where Jacob Allordy was in, isn't it? And it's starring in it. That movie also flopped by the way. And Paul was not in that movie. But the reason he missed out on that movie and they replaced him with Jacob Allordy also because he wasn't masculine enough. Like, what? What did you got against this guy's masculine? I mean, apparently a lot. And to openly say it like that. I don't know how I mean. He just mad at his movies aren't doing so good. It's like sir, I don't know, a common denominator. Hey, people will tell you that. But, right. Let's not blame no things. So anyway, if you're wondering, that's what he had to say. And that is what's trending. Jubles. Dirty little secret. Hello. Here. You have a dirty little secret. I do. Sweet. What is it? Okay. So, a couple years ago, my brother-in-law used to live in here. So he used to live with us. And I hated him so, so much.

54:38That when he would go to work, because he would sleep in the living room, right? So he would be, he would only share just one bread rest room, which is, you know, we wouldn't go in there. So when he would go to work, I would sneak into the restroom and I would grab his charger, his own charger. And I would put chloroxin in it. I would put it like dip in a water. And then when he came home, he charged it and he connected to his phone. And then as soon as he disconnected it, like his phone could shut off. So he was so worried. He said, what am I going to do? Like my phone and the number now is to charge her. He said, going crazy, but then his phone stopped working. And I'm like, oh my god, what did I do? I didn't think it was going to do all of that. So, and he went the next day, got himself into phone. And I'm like, I don't care. I hate him that much. I'm like, I don't care. But that's what he gets for being a jerk. I don't know. You could break a phone by dipping the charger in chlorox. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I really didn't think so either. But I'm like, oh, my god, you're going to connect it back to his phone. And then when he did it, I'm like, oh, God, when did I do it? I'm pretty sick of it. Anyways, he deserved it. That's so funny. The creative levels of evil is so impressive.

55:40Yeah. Well, thank you for your time. Thank you for telling us your day. You're really a secret. Thank you for telling us your day. A little secret. All right. All right. Bye. What's your dirty little secret? Sex Shoeball to 41061. College football will hijack your weekend, ruin your sleep and break your heart. And that's why we make the Sullivan-verbal College football show. I'm Ty Hildenbrand. He's Dan Rubenstein. Every week, we preview the games that matter in the story lines that are going to ignite your group chat. But you can join us in the aftermath as we react to what happened, why it matters, and how the sport went completely bonkers yet again. Listen to the Solid Verbal College football show on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Self-care September is your reminder to slow down, check in with yourself, get off your phone, and maybe ask, why am I like this? I'm Gemma Speck, host of the Psychology of Your 20s podcast. And this month, we're helping you make sense of the person that you are becoming, from setting boundaries and navigating friendships, to understanding anxiety, confidence, relationships, and attachment.

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