Extra Funny | TJ Offends a Ukrainian | September Tenth

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2:10And it was hosted by the Hungarian Gravedickers Association. Oh, I bet I would love the accent. You're digging grave, no? You must dig grave and I bear you. The Hungarian Association of Cemetery Maintainers and Operators. So that's what they call them. We call them grave diggers. And you know, you know how I love that that Eastern European accent? Yeah. The other day when I went and I was on that podcast for our beats.com and in Charlotte, the producer that runs, you know, does all the camera work and everything, has that accent. He's from Ukraine. What? Yeah. And I was tripping out listening to him talk. Ukraine. Ukraine. Yes. He is from Ukraine. And he comes over here and now he's a producer for a radio show. Yeah. For a podcast network. Yeah. But he's from Ukraine. And I told him that was my

3:14favorite accent. And I also went on to say it's also the funniest accent. And I don't think he kind of took offense to that. But I tried to explain, you know, when people are trying to be funny. Like women who are trying to be funny and they have that accent, it makes it more funny as well. I was trying to tell him. I think he'll all and I started doing it. Oh God. And I just it was one of those out of body experiences where I was going, I know this, you know, I should shut up. I should really shut up. But I've got to convince him that I'm not making fun of him. You know, but it's sounded a lot like I was making fun of him. Yeah. I get it. You just keep going on. You're like, maybe I can work that you know, you know why? Because he's white. He's white with a foreign accent. I guess I felt like it was okay to do his accent in front of him. But I wouldn't have done that if he would have been Asian. Right. All right. Wouldn't have done it if he would have been African

4:21unless he was South African and white. Okay. And I would have been doing it. Do you felt a kinship in a sense? No, I just felt like he's not going to find this to be offensive because white people ain't got no feelings. That's what they always want people to believe that we don't have feeling that I was going, hello. I am pretty good. I was funny thing we play on my other shows. Hey, I am playing. Yeah. I am pretty good. The girl. And he's like, huh? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't go to my wife's nail tech and sit there and go, you know, Vietnam, that's the funniest accent actually. And you know, I love when when Vietnamese women are being funny with their accent and then I start trying to do it. No, you, home of shiny green soup, you know, line from good morning, Vietnam. I wouldn't have done that. Yeah. That's good. So I

5:21guess I need to call him and say, hello. I would like to apologize. He's like, why are you still doing him? Yes, I am. I'm sorry. I call you Dracula. Dracula. Really dig the hole even deeper. Hey, double down. You say you from Ukraine? You know Dracula. Yeah. You imagine. Where is Dracula from? That hungry Dracula? It's all the same to me. You know, when you think about it, once you start getting into those European places, they all do run together, but he's Transylvania. Transylvania. Okay. That's right. That's not a made up place. Yeah. Transylvania is real. Hungary is what country is Transylvania in? I believe it's its own country. I believe is California a big city. I mean, but I'm telling you like, yeah, Ukraine. I mean, any of those places you could swap one. What's where's Arnold from? He's from, isn't he from Austria? He's from Austria. Okay. That's near

6:28Hungary. I don't know. I thought it was near Dan Sydney. I thought it was a twin city to Australia. I don't know. There's Austria, which I think isn't that where Jean-Claude Van Damace from as well? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Yeah. It's like Serbia, Romania, Croatia, all those ones. Checker public. I love me a Croatian and a Romanian. See, the, the, the, the Romanians, they're the ones that are the gypsies. They just call them. I don't know whether that's still you're able to call people gypsies or not, but I think it's okay. Now they call them travelers. I'm like, when I was growing up, I think they but yeah, Romanian is right. I think that, that big boxer from Great Britain is a gypsy.

7:34What's his name? Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury. Yeah, Tyson. My wife watches the reality show about Tyson Fury's family and all that. Yeah. I think on there, they say that they are gypsies. Well, that's his nickname. They call them the gypsy king, I think. I think because I mean their daughter got married at 16 or something. They, you know, they and she wasn't pregnant. Yeah. Because, you know, whatever their gypsy culture and they move around a lot. Yeah. It's kind of hard though when you're famous. I would imagine. You know, you can pick up and move to a new community and people like, oh, is that Tyson? There he goes. There's, there's Tyson, Beckford Fury. Be beating the hell out of people again. He's going around puncher people. He just likes to go to a different town so he can beat up new people. It's kind of a good, good gig. This is TJ Riggins Extra Funny. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kennedy from the Ben and Ashley,

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12:46are having when they first try Cupid Mayo. It's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it in the grocery store before. And if you've ever just walked past it, some people would say that's a huge mistake because this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers, some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it. Never try it. Grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're out of the store. Put it on just about anything then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kinetti from the Ben and Ashley. I almost have his podcast. My friend said this one's and I have adopted it as my own. She goes, I'm not a crunchy mom, but I'm a crispy mom. And I'm like, that is me too. Of course, we're going to have our junk food

13:51days, but primarily when we're eating inside the house, I am very particular about what I buy and make for my kids because sometimes, you know, like for example, they're going to eat chicken nuggets, right? They're going to eat macaroni and cheese, but I'm trying to find the best possible versions of those. And in order to do that, I use this really great app when I'm grocery shopping. It's called Wise Code. And it's basically an ultra processed food detector. All you do is scan a product to instantly see if it's ultra processed. They go beyond the label. You're able to view nutrition quality and health quality. It makes grocery shopping easy. It helps you make more informed decisions for your family. It's available on the app store. I love, love, love it. It is exactly what a crispy mom needs. You can download Wise Code, the ultra processed food detector on the app store today. It's 2026. We upgraded our phones, our cars, even our coffee.

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16:03Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. QB only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Examances, fries, burgers, some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it, restaurants use it. People who really care about flavor use it. Never try it. Grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. QB, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kinetti from the Ben and Ashley. I almost have this podcast. You know, I'm always looking for simple ways to make better choices, especially when it comes to food. Lately, I've been using wise code, the ultra-process food detector. It's become one of my favorite apps. All you have to do is scan a product and it instantly tells you if it's ultra-processed.

17:03If I want to dig a little deeper, I can also see the nutrition quality and overall health quality, before I buy it. It makes grocery shopping so much easier. I've got little kids. They're picky eaters, but it really allows me to find brands that are going to taste good for them, but also make their bodies happy. You can download wise code on the App Store and give it a try today. It's 2026. We upgraded our phones, our cars, even our coffee. So why are we still acting like pleasure is negotiable? At Pink Cherry, it's not. They've got hundreds of toys that actually deliver and whether you know exactly what you like or you're still figuring it out, there is a wide range to explore. If you'd rather skip the guesswork, their mystery boxes make it easy. They curate a mix for you so you can discover new favorites without overthinking it. And they ship discreetly with free shipping on orders over $59, which we love. So go to Pinkcherry.com and use promo code Chelsea to save up to 80% off site-wide.

18:03Because life is hard, feeling good shouldn't be Pinkcherry.com because everyone deserves pleasure. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Eggs sandwiches, fries, burgers, chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it, put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kinetti from the Ben and Ashley, I almost have this podcast.

19:05You know, I'm always looking for simple ways to make better choices, especially when it comes to food. Lately, I've been using Wisecode, the Ultra Process Food Detector. It's become one of my favorite apps. All you have to do is scan a product and it instantly tells you if it's ultra processed. If I want to dig a little deeper, I can also see the nutrition quality and overall health quality before I buy it. It makes grocery shopping so much easier. I've got little kids, they're picky eaters, but it really allows me to find brands that are going to taste good for them, but also make their bodies happy. You can download Wisecode on the App Store and give it a try today. It's 2026. We upgraded our phones, our cars, even our coffee. So why are we still acting like pleasure is negotiable? At Pink Cherry, it's not. They've got hundreds of toys that actually deliver and if you don't know where to start, their mystery boxes make it easy. Go to pinkcherry.com and use promo code Chelsea to save up to 80% site-wide because life is hard feeling good shouldn't be.

20:11Pink Cherry.com because everyone deserves pleasure. This is Matt Rogers from Los Cultures, that's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Los Cultures, that's Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. You know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like, okay, hold on, I got a new favorite food. That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Cupid Mayon. Yeah, it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it at the grocery store. And this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Eggs sandwiches, fries, burgers, chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kinetti from the Ben and Ashley, I almost have his podcast. My friend said this one's and I have adopted it as my own. She goes, I'm not a crunchy mom,

21:14but I'm a crispy mom. And I'm like, that is me too. Of course, we're going to have our junk food days, but primarily when we're eating inside the house, I am very particular about what I buy and make for my kids because sometimes, for example, they're going to eat chicken nuggets, right? They're going to eat macaroni and cheese, but I'm trying to find the best possible versions of those. And in order to do that, I use this really great app when I'm grocery shopping. It's called Wise Code. And it's basically an ultra-processed food detector. All you do is scan a product to instantly see if it's ultra-processed. They go beyond the label. You're able to view nutrition quality and health quality. It makes grocery shopping easy. It helps you make more informed decisions for your family. It's available on the app store. I love, love, love it. It is exactly what a crispy mom needs. You can download Wise Code, the ultra-processed food detector on the app store today.

22:21It's 2026. We upgraded our phones, our cars, even our coffee. So why are we still acting like pleasure is negotiable? At Pink Cherry, it's not. They've got hundreds of toys that actually deliver and whether you know exactly what you like or you're still figuring it out, there is a wide range to explore. If you'd rather skip the guesswork, their mystery boxes make it easy. They curate a mix for you so you can discover new favorites without overthinking it. And they ship discreetly with free shipping on orders over $59, which we love. So go to Pink Cherry.com and use promo code Chelsea to save up to 80% off site-wide. Because life is hard, feeling good shouldn't be Pink Cherry.com because everyone deserves pleasure.

23:29This mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers, some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it. Never try it, grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store. Put it on just about anything then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kinetti from the Ben and Ashley, I almost have his podcast. My friend said this one's and I have adopted it as my own. She goes, I'm not a crunchy mom, but I'm a crispy mom. And I'm like, that is me too. Of course, we're going to have our junk food days, but primarily when we're eating inside the house, I am very particular about what I buy and make for my kids because sometimes, you know, like for example, they're going to eat

24:37chicken nuggets, right? They're going to eat macaroni and cheese, but I'm trying to find the best possible versions of those. And in order to do that, I use this really great app when I'm grocery shopping. It's called Wise Code. And it's basically an ultra-processed food detector. All you do is scan a product to instantly see if it's ultra-processed. They go beyond the label. You're able to view nutrition quality and health quality. It makes grocery shopping easy. It helps you make more informed decisions for your family. It's available on the app store. I love, love, love it. It is exactly what a crispy mom needs. You can download Wise Code, the ultra-processed food detector on the app store today. It's 2026. We upgraded our phones, our cars, even our coffee. So why are we still acting like pleasure is negotiable? At Pink Cherry, it's not. They've got hundreds of toys that actually deliver. And if you don't know where to start, their mystery boxes make it easy.

25:39Go to Pinkcherry.com and use promo code Chelsea to save up to 80% site-wide because life is hard feeling good shouldn't be. Pinkcherry.com because everyone deserves pleasure. This is Matt Rogers from Los Cultures. It's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Los Cultures. It's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. You know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like, wait, that's the reaction. A lot of people are having when they first try QB Mayo. It's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it in the grocery store before. And if you've ever just walked past it, some people would say that's a huge mistake because this Mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. QB only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers, some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it, restaurants use it. People who really care

26:40about flavor use it. Never try it. Grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. QB, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Getting the family together? Easy. Getting the family together and off their phones? Okay, now we need a plan. Enter Hasbro Game Night. There is a monopoly where your 10-year-old can become a real estate mogul before bedtime. There's also Clue, where accusing grandma of suspicious activity is not only allowed, it's encouraged. Then there's Connect 4, the sweet little game that somehow ends with Dad whispering best 2 out of 3. And then there's Guess Who. Where does your person have a mustache? Is still a perfectly reasonable question. Pick a game, grab your people, phones down, game on. Find your favorite Hasbro games at your local Walmart Walmart.com or through the link in the show notes. Hey guys, it's Ashley Kinetti from the Ben and Ashley, I almost have his podcast. My friend said this one and I have adopted it as my own. She goes,

27:43I'm not a crunchy mom, but I'm a crispy mom. And I'm like, that is me too. Of course, we're going to have our junk food days. But primarily when we're eating inside the house, I am very particular about what I buy and make for my kids. Because sometimes, like for example, they're going to eat chicken nuggets, right? They're going to eat macaroni and cheese, but I'm trying to find the best possible versions of those. And in order to do that, I use this really great app when I'm grocery shopping. It's called Wise Code. And it's basically an ultra-processed food detector. All you do is scan a product to instantly see if it's ultra-processed. They go beyond the label. You're able to view nutrition quality and health quality. It makes grocery shopping easy. It helps you make more informed decisions for your family. It's available on the App Store. I love, love, love it. It is exactly what a crispy mom needs.

28:45You can download Wise Code, the ultra-processed food detector on the App Store today. It's 2026. We upgraded our phones, our cars, even our coffee. So why are we still acting like pleasure is negotiable? At Pink Cherry, it's not. They've got hundreds of toys that actually deliver. And if you don't know where to start, their mystery boxes make it easy. Go to pinkcherry.com and use promo code Chelsea to save up to 80% site-wide. Because life is hard feeling good shouldn't be. Pinkcherry.com because everyone deserves pleasure.