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4:06It's OmahaStakes.com. Some restrictions apply seaside for details. Yeah, I haven't been out of the house. Yeah. Yeah. Since, let's see, I guess it would be Friday, Friday was the last day I went anywhere. Want to go out and get the mail or nothing, huh? I don't, I don't ever get the mail. Jody does that. Okay. Almost like something that she doesn't want me doing. I believe that. Are you just saying that though or really? No, really. I don't like that. She wants to be the first to see whatever's in there. Yeah. Well, it's, she looks at like it's not my business. I mean, that's not your business. Yeah. You don't pay the bills. It's none of your business. Yeah. Now, she does, she does have a leg to stand on. I mean, oh, yeah. You know, it's not like it's unfounded or she's just being crazy.

5:08I mean, you do have a history. Sure. Not being great with some things. Yeah. I mean, that is her department. Sure. But, and I don't really want to see. Right. But it is fun to, you know, I sometimes will bring in the mail if I'm, you know, down there by the mailbox and I'll bring it in and she's, she'll go, what is that? I got mail and I just start going through it and looking at the outside of the envelopes. She could give it here. I'm looking at, it's got my name on it. You don't know anything, but you don't even know what it is. Give it here. Your own house. Yeah. She just can't stand it. Yeah. You know, because that's like sharing, which she doesn't do with me. Yeah. Does she share with others? Is she good about sharing with others? It's just you. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes the kids, she's on a, you know, if she, if, for example, if they want to borrow

6:13a, and when they were even living at home, they wanted to borrow a charging cord for their phones, they would always come to me. Really? So to go, that's because they've lost mine or when I get ready for mine, where I, and I know where it's supposed to be, it's not there. Yeah. Which is a, you know, that makes sense, but still I, I cheese it up. You're making a part of your charging and go, hey, you know that anything I have, you are welcome to it. Anything. More than welcome. Enjoy it. Yeah. Keep it, keep it for as long as you need. Yeah. You know, I've got another one. Keep it. It does, Jody, know what you're doing when you do that? Okay. Mm-hmm. So I know, Mr. Parfix, we get it. Yeah. You like to say it? Yeah. And I'll go, aiden, you are my son.

7:13Yeah. Of course, anything that I have that I am not in the, in the process of using, you can have and use whatever you need it for. Help yourself. Okay. But she was not a good share, even as a, a shareer as a kid. No, because her, her sister, it, when you're usually with food stuff, you know, because her sister would, if they got coax in the house, she would drink all of them in a day and Jody wouldn't get any. Um, so Jody's mom started telling her to take some of the stuff that she wanted and hiding it in her room. I remember that. Yeah. So I think now I'm having to deal with that. Yeah. But I think when you get out of the situation and you know that you're not in the same, you, you can change maybe, you know. You would think. You would think.

8:14But we just got married. So she hasn't gotten used to it. That's true. That's true. Well, good thing you don't like her candy and stuff. Yeah. That's not your thing. That's it. Um, I forgot to tell y'all and you know, people say that my son is like I am like we, he has the same sense of humor. And I think, you know, my daughter is a lot like I am too. Um, but Jody kept on with him the other day when he came over Saturday to eat gumbo. He lives five minutes from here and she kept saying, do you, you need anything at home or you good? Do you have food? Do you have this thing? I'm fine. I'm fine. And she said, uh, is there anything in the pants like your mom rings anything in the pantry that you want to take? You know, you need any of this stuff and he kept saying no. And then, uh, finally, he goes, well, he's in the pantry and he goes, well, I did find something that I would like to take. And he came out with the big bag of Jody's Skittles and junior mints and nerds and

9:17all that stuff. He goes, I'd like to take this stuff and she looked over and she goes, uh, no, no, you're not taking that. You know, you think else in there, but you're not taking that. That's so funny. Was he, he was joking though? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's see if she would say, yeah, you can, you can take that if you want. We knew she wouldn't. Because he does, is he like you where he doesn't like that candy either? He does. Oh, he does. Yeah, he does. So is Lately like you? Yeah, Lately likes the kind of sweet stuff I do. Okay. You know, chocolates and desserts and all not. Yeah. Not runs. Yeah. Like real, real foods type thing. Yeah. Oh, I, I would love a dessert and have something delicious for dessert. Do you have any atomic fireballs? That's kind of like gravity. Do you have any like lemon heads on them? See, I'm an equal opportunity dessert.

10:18I could do either, you know, I like them all. I can eat some junior mints now, but that's the only chocolate mint that I like. Junior mints. It's because it's creamy, but also a mild or mint flavor. The texture of a junior mint is so good. It's way better than a York peppermint patty. Oh, yes. Wait, yeah, like in the chocolates better too. Yeah. Yeah. But now on a junior man, it's dark, right? I think so, but it's not, it's not as dark as it doesn't seem like it says dark as the peppermint patty. Yeah. That's right. It would be even better with milk, though it really would. Really? I think I thought you meant drinking milk with a, with a junior mints. Well, maybe, but no milk chocolate with, I think that would be so good. Yeah. Because Merck chocolate is always better than dark chocolate, no matter what.

11:22But anyway, he, you know, she quickly told him no on that. Yeah. Are you crazy? He's picked up your habit of loving to troll her. Yeah. I'll take this stuff. Yeah. No, no, you're not taking that. No. I don't think so. I didn't mean anything. Yeah, he could have had anything else in there. He could have taken any meat from the refrigerator, any bread, anything. Yeah. But grabbing her candy was not going to happen. Touch my nerves. That's her survival kit. Yeah. It's, you know, candy from the candy store at school. Yeah. What's the weirdest, what's the weirdest candy that she likes? Is it maybe an atomic fireball? I mean, that is wild. She likes lemon heads, nerd ropes. Yeah, those are good.

12:26I don't know. I'll go in there and go through it today. And I'll report back tomorrow what else she has in there. I think it's kind of a flex though to have blow pops in any room in the house that you think you're, you might be. So you can just grab one in an emergency. Yeah. An emergency blow. Yeah. The lights are out. Get a blow pop. Yeah. That's like that night she came in there and it woke me up. Her coming in the bedroom. Yes. And she said, I'm sorry, I woke you up. I got to have a blow pop. And there was one in her nightstand that she came in there. Okay, what do you dentist the menace get out of here? You know what? It's like cigarettes. She's addicted and she's got to have it. Yeah. Blow her off. Stupid. And how long does it take to eat a blow pop? You're going to work on that like a cigar. I can't. It's a 30 minute. If it's anything. Yeah. I need one stick.

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