Extra Funny | Dry Humping | September Fourth

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1:05Let us help you get your message in front of the right audience via radio, podcast, social media, video and more. Learn more today at TJRiggins.com slash grow. The regular recommended daily dose of funny is just not enough. Thankfully, we have extra funny with TJ and Riggins. So, Riggins, is this a new dating site that's out there or is it one that's been around and you just found some interesting stuff about it? No, it's a regular dating app. But it's a story that came from this regular dating app like Bumble or Tindra. It didn't specify which one, but it's been around for a while. But there was a, I'll just quickly tell you the story. There was a 69 year old guy who went on the dating app looking for love and he got matched up with a 39 year old woman. Not bad, 30 years younger. He's looking for love. Allegedly, he meets up with a woman. They, she says, let me get you a drink. So she makes a drink in the kitchen.

2:09He takes a couple of sips. They start making out and all of a sudden he starts to feel a little woozy. I know. She leaves and she says, I don't want to continue this. I don't want to keep making out. And then he ends up having to call 911 because he didn't feel good and it turns out she was allegedly putting benadrills in the drinks that she made for him. And then it continued like they determined he might have been poisoned. And then apparently had a couple more dates with her. Um, what? And did it to other guys as well. So they're calling her the dating app Black Widow. She has been arrested. I'll put her picture up here. I'm sorry, who's using benadrill? I mean, yeah. That is some red neck. They call it Benz Benzamine. I think which I think is a benadrill. Oh, the eyes are a telltale. Oh, yeah, she's got a crazy eyes.

3:10One of them is bigger than the other. Yeah, even. There are so many things I've learned on this show in the past. You know, God knows how long. The one thing I'll never forget is TJ talking about the whites around the eyes. And anytime I see that now, I'm like, run. Yeah, I had to, um, I had to say that tell the talk show audience that thing last night. It was talking about a woman with crazy eyes. Yeah. And when I said that means you can see white parts of her eyeballs over the pupil and under it. And my producer Lonnie broke in, turned on his mic and was like, he said, oh my god. He said, I know exactly what you're talking about. And it's true. The women that I've known in the past, you know, I've seen crazy eyes. Yeah, I never put two and two together though, but now that you say that. So sure. And it's not just opening there at like that's a normal resting state.

4:10Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll never forget it. But um, that girl though that you just showed, Rick, she looks like, you know, if you, if you fixed her up and off she could be attractive, especially to an old man. Sure. A 30 year old, you know, 30 years younger than a 69 year old. So, you know, as long as I think as long as you, you know, got most of your teeth and you've got, you know, long hair, I like long hair on a woman. You're beautiful, you're goddess. Dad issues, right? Because old enough to be her dad. Yeah, but she wasn't in it for love. She was trying to rob them. They were vulnerable to her allegedly. That's why she was, she was doing, I mean, like you would kind of have more respect for, let's say Bill Bella checks girlfriend. Yeah. She's 25, whatever he's 73 or whatever. If she were just in it to rob him and, you know,

5:11Sure. To commit a crime against him. Rather than to actually say, you really are desirous of this old man and the relationship you have with him and all that. Yeah. Yeah. You're desperate and looking for love. She, when she was arrested, they found 19 hydrocodons, two and a half oxycodons, a partial Adderall pill, some Xanax. Up or down her Zing Zangers. I mean, honestly, and you've got Odyssey cotton in your using Benadryl? Like that's well, they called it Benzo diazepan. Yeah. Isn't that a Benadryl? I don't know. I don't know what, what is the, what is the anti-depressant, lerasapam? lerasapam. lerasapam. Yeah, she had that one of those as well, a partial Al Prasalam or Xanax pill. Yeah. Now, before you showed us her picture, I knew she wasn't going to be an African-American woman.

6:15Why? You know how I need? Because they nicknamed her the black widow. Oh, if she were actually black, they wouldn't have done that. Okay. Does that would have been offensive? So true. But then again, every African-American woman whose husband has passed is a black widow. It's true. It's very perceptive of her. Yeah. But yeah, that victim also alleged that she disabled his security system, and they caught that on camera. But it looks like that didn't slow him down. He was like, you know what? I'll give you another chance. Yeah, I mean, try again. I mean, I can deal with that just long enough to get it. That's what he was thinking. Sure. I can just have sex with her once. It'll be worth it. I can keep an eye on her stealing my stuff. Yeah. We don't have a picture of him. No, we don't. He's like, you're a shitty bartender, but you're so hot. And she's staying. This is TJ Riggins Extra Funny.

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9:21Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. Let's do it! Now, back to TJ and Riggin's extra money. Get in it. Get in it, baby. Did y'all hear about this Arizona high school football team that had to cancel their season? Yeah, what was that? There still are not enough details about this, which is I think media malpractice. It all centers around dry-humping. Yeah. Now, I'm going to see if I can play the audio from the website here of the news story. See what happens. May have a commercial in the front of it. Yeah, that was... All right, so... I'll wait until that's... If it'll let me mute it... Hold on. All right, so... To mute the commercial...

10:24Okay, there it goes. That's on the same volume control as YAH's microphones. Just need to... We're balling on a budget here. So when it comes to the news story and the ad is over, we'll play it. You're developing. The football season is suspended right now for Tonapal Valley High School. The superintendent cancelling all upcoming games because of an investigation into serious accusations involving players and staff. 12 news journalist Gabriella Bacara is joining us live in Tonapal with what we know about this investigation so far. Gabby? Well, Troy Kribe, we're told this investigation is related to an incident that possibly have been during an out-of-town football camp. The district isn't saying much at this time about the allegations or how many students or faculty members are involved, but they are saying that both JV and varsity football teams will be sidelined until further notice. I just want to hear him say, grot, hump and lowly. The football season for Tonapal Valley High School

11:24came to a sudden stop last Friday. After the varsity team's first game was unexpectedly cancelled, just hours before it was supposed to begin. A decision that surprised some parents. I was getting ready to go to the game myself and I got a message that due to unforeseen circumstances and it's a terrible thing. You see, there's all this information that they're putting in here just to fill the story. A letter sent to families explained why. That's not telling you anything. Saddle Mountain Unified School District received a report concerning a potentially serious incident involving football players and staff late Friday afternoon. Superintendent Dr. Mike Winters says he immediately cancelled the game and contacted law enforcement. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office tells us deputies took a report referencing quote, dry-humping. There we go. allegedly occurred in Williams during a football camp. No other details were shared, but a spokesperson tells us no victims wanted to press charges. The district is moving forward with its own. Okay.

12:24So how can you even put out the detail that it is about dry-humping and just leave it at that? You can't use the term dry-humping to the public and just expect that you don't have to give any more details. Agreed. I'm on that, Jim. I see. And it caused the cancellation of the entire football season for the school. It was a little dry. I mean, I'm not saying it's not bad for high. Okay, I get it. But like, yeah, more details because stuff's running through my head now. But they're saying that police say the case is, quote unquote, complex, but they're looking into reports of dry-humping at the camp. Specifics have been released, but it sounds like there are accusations of inappropriate hazing. Yeah. So that's what they're thinking. It's not, you know, boy girl party making out. Right. Lindsey, it's what they're, they're,

13:26but I don't know. They didn't give that in for me. That's the reporter coming up with that. Right. Because dry-humping isn't complicated. I mean, just self-explanatory, I guess. This is what I'm saying. It's gotten dry. If someone being made to do something, I don't, you know, yeah, that's absolutely. But don't even say it's about dry-humping. That's it. This is my point. Don't put that little seed out there. Just say, you know, reports of hazing. We're looking into it or whatever it is. Yeah, because you plant that seed and how you said it is true. Yeah, people now they going to be determined to find out what went on. Yeah. What are you going to do is say, hey, some haze, we got some accusations of hazing, inappropriate hazing. We'll let you know when we have more details. Then when you come back, go, all right, well, some of the students were being forced to dry-hump teachers or, you know, whatever.

14:26Yeah. But don't use dry-hump in the teas. Yeah. You all know what I'm doing today. Dry-humping. You're going to do some dry-humping. Put on my PI uniform and I'm digging all into this. Like now I'm hooked. I mean, if that's what they wanted to do, they got me. What are you just doing? What are you doing this weekend? Why are you doing all? You all suppose that it's just like. Well, this is what it's like you were going to say. Hey, we always talk about dry-humping. Made me, you know, I've been through that long since I've done that. Need to break. I wouldn't even know where to start. Gotta break. Break out the old uniform. We haven't done it in a while. A little dry-humping. I can't even know what's so funny to think about. So now I'm digging into this. You know what? Let's put on Kelly Clarkson's first album. Just take a stroll down memory lane. Oh, God.

15:28Hey, what are you going to do this weekend? Well, we hadn't dry-humped in a while. Yeah. Go for some dry-humpen. Just the sound of that is just so. What has hazing turned into? I mean, it used to be like drinking, you know, you got to drink 24 beers now. They're like, hump him. It's like, what? Yeah. And now. What? Well, you know, that's become kind of a thing in sports. Doing stupid gay kind of things with each other. I can in the outfield if somebody makes a good player, whether the outfielders get together, I can college games, they showed highlights where they would act like they were humping each other or one of them would act like the other when had big boobs that he was motorboating. What? And those are the little things that have been going around the baseball field. Those kinds of things. So that's what I automatically assumed was happening when they threw dry-humping out there. But I don't know.

16:30Got a long weekend. J.M. packed with activities all surrounding dry-humping now. I know. Yes. It's Extra Extra Funny with TJ and Riggins. Get the TJ and Riggins Show all in one place. It's the new media center at TJRiggins.com where you can watch, listen, and catch up on all your favorite content whenever it works for you. Full episodes, clips, and more. Everything is just one click away. You can use that connection to help businesses like yours grow.

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