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Dry hump investigation

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Dry hump investigation

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It was just yesterday we were talking about like hazing richables, right? Yes. So I have another story about some high school football hazing issues. This is in Arizona and it kind of reminds me of one of those things that I just picture the principal of a high school as she were he was getting their doctorate degree. They're like, I am never going to have to write this out in an email. Right. And then Lord and behold. They have to this Arizona high school decided to cancel the schools entire football program for the year because there was a criminal investigation that's been developing. And the results, the result being there aren't enough players to feel the proper team. There are allegations of sexual misconduct. And they arose during July football camp, including reports of dry pumping. What? And the investigation revealed the dry, and so they decided to cancel the football season. No other details are released at this time, but police fear they might compromise their

investigation and the privacy of anyone who might be involved. So they can't let anything else out. But the principal just had to say, look, there was some, some random dry, hoping that was happening here. And we need to investigate more something I can't imagine the principal of a high school would ever have to say. Yeah. But at the same time you're dealing with high school students. Yeah. And like we all were in high school once and we were all incredibly immature. I think. Yeah. That's definitely what was happening here. But like it reminds me, I think I've told the story before like one of my first ever bosses in radio had to send out an email that there needs to stop being bathroom pranks being pulled at work. That's amazing. When somebody did a fire extinguisher in the bathroom as a prank to somebody because they thought that would be like whipped cream. Yeah. And it was powder and the guy couldn't breathe. It was like a real issue. Another email also bathroom related. The infamous brush provided email that we got one time about this company.

Well, I wasn't going to say that. Well, it may or may not have been this company, but, but basically saying if you leave skitters in the toilet, brush those up. Man, that is funny to think about like all the things that you had to say or send in an email that you're like, never thought I would have to do this. I remember it was the third grade in dance class. And my teacher was like, I don't feel like this is my business, but you all need to be wearing Deodorant. Really? I'm sorry if you're not, but tell your parents you need Deodorant. You girls stink. Oh, that's funny. Um, 601-995-1017. If you've got thoughts on this, the things that you never thought you would have to do in a professional environment, and then you just had to.

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