The new iPhone is coming

0:00The first foldable iPhone was revealed yesterday. I've seen it. Well, I've seen it online, not in person. Are you excited about this? Are you gonna order one immediately? No. No. For two reasons. One is it's not the fold I want. I want the nostalgic flip phone to fold. I don't want it to fold. What would that be? Hamburger style. I want it to fold hotdog or rice. I don't know. I want it to fold like a flip phone, not like a booklet. Yeah, that's how it folds. It folds and opens like a book. Yes. It's gonna have a 7.6 inch display. The internal screen is 50% larger than the iPhone Pro Max. And the outside screen can still be used when the phone is folded. Apple says users can run two apps side by side. That's very exciting, right? It is exciting, but also something that I'm just now thinking about. Imagine how many times you're laying in bed, tombs crawling in you drop your phone on your face and it hurts so bad.

1:00Imagine dropping what is now basically 1 1-1-1½ times the weight of your phone. Like it's gonna feel like a dumbass hitting your face. Well, the phone is going to start at 1,990 million. Oh my gosh! And it'll be available on October 23rd. You'll be able to pre-order it starting October 16th. But for a nominal fee of $20,000, you get the upgraded luxury version of the iPhone. This company is called Caviar and they specialize in phone upgrades. So the $20,000 version, it's gonna be the liquid metal addition iPhone Ultra. It's got solid sterling silver back with a 3D wave pattern that shines like liquid metal. Yes, see, that is not worth $20,000 to me. Like you could get a car for $20,000. You could get two cars if you're doing your shopping, right? I don't wanna spend that much money on a phone.

2:01So here's something interesting about this $20,000 iPhone because the silver blocks radio signals, the device is not gonna be able to be charged wirelessly or used with magsafe. Good. So yeah. That's exactly what I want with my phone that I spent $20,000 that I don't have for. Yeah, just make it less convenient, please. The more thousands on it, the less stuff it can do. Sign me up. Can't even imagine whenever I went to Lubbock over the long weekend to the hotel for some reason I could not get my phone to charge with the traditional charge or I brought just a plug-in charger. I didn't bring my magsafe. Uh-huh. So I was worried I would lose it. But luckily the hotel had a magsafe charger that you could lay your phone on. So that's how I charged my phone while I was there. I would have not had a workable phone if I would have spent this $20,000 on this phone that wasn't magsafe compatible. And then the plug-in charger is not working.

3:02I would have been in quite the pickle. Yeah. After I'd spent $20,000. $20,000. Yeah.