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3:13Morning boys. Haven't seen you since Friday when the ladies took over the show. Yo, yeah, we remember that Yeah, I remember you would rather be fired by Jack than by me Meaner than Jack You got me the job It would feel personal Jack it would feel corporate. Okay. All right Why did you take that seriously because I had all that sugar and I was in a bad mood and everything your girls were saying when making me mad Yeah, you were acting like a little girl What prize do we have in the prize we're not in today. I hope it's a dollhouse because I'm a little girl Up first rest we have a pair of four-day passes Jordan General admission passes to rise Reggae rise up Florida at St. Petersburg, Venoy Park, and that's going down March the 12th through the 15th featuring slightly stupid Cypress Hill pepper sublime 311 and more Hell yeah, that's gonna be a good show And then we have a pair of tickets to
4:16Boxing matchroom brings live championship boxing back to Karib Royale Orlando on Saturday March the 21st as Carlos Adams Defenses WBC world middleweight title against Austin ammo Williams and then we got a bunch of local guys on the card as well Plus an exciting undercard featuring undefeated Orlando native and Olympic bronze metal winner Omari Jones and a clash of rising prospects as Puerto Rico's Jacob Gomez goes up against Orlando's own Corey Marksman This is gonna be incredible night a live boxing tickets are available at tick a master or visit Karib Royale dot com Backslash boxing those are the prizes and today's price for y'all to rush very nice You almost read a breath there And now you know what I got a little gimmick for today, too. Who we got on the line? All right, we're represented today on the phones from Sanford, O'Cala, Longwood, Florida, Daytona Beach shores Amber Nova pick a town The last one That's gonna be Michael from Daytona Beach shores Michael. How you doing?
5:20Good morning guys Michael. I got a trivia question for you buddy. If you get it right, you're the man You could take whatever prize you want. It's all good And you're good to go if you don't get it right, okay? I'm gonna I'm gonna do this for you if you don't get it right and you pick angel to get it right for you Fine you win if you don't get it right and you pick right and to get it right for you fine you win If you don't get it right and you that Amber get it right for you and she gets it right for you I'll give you both prizes. So you have a way to get both prizes if If you don't if you can't get it, okay? Double or nothing. Yeah, all right Ryan What if this goes down that way? Let the zone. Okay. All right. Here we go Michael Yeah, there's only one body part in the human body that stays the same size your entire life. Oh rest is since he was a baby. What is it? Your nose. Your nose is incorrect. Who do you want to help? You've never seen a baby before?
6:22You can take you can take angel baby. He's got a tiny baby. No, you can take Ryan or you get both the prizes If Amber Nova gets it right for you. Are you gonna go for the two prizes? Or are you gonna go with the the two dudes that probably know this answer? Yeah, I definitely know but Amber knows babies because she was Amber was an EMT. Yeah, you know, so she knows body parts. So which way are you gonna go Michael? Um Let's go for Angel and Ryan. Oh angel Big mistake. Yeah, we both get that. You gotta pick either angel No, I think we've got no, I think we say it on three. We both know. I know it. I don't think angel knows it All right, me and Ryan will say it on three because I think I know it. Well, if you know, okay, if you know it He would have gotten both prizes. Well, he didn't pick me. You snooze you lose. Okay, right right now What you think the answer is because I want to see if you would have gotten it don't put me on camera and I'll point to it Okay, point to it
7:24Why did you put that on camera? She pointed to her tongue, which is not the right answer God bless you, buddy. You made the right choice I thought you should the same size tongue as a baby. I don't know. Have you ever seen a baby? Oh my god You got a big tongue baby in your family. I wish I wish you would have picked her buddy All right, so are you going with Ryan or are you going with angel? We're gonna go with Ryan because uh, yeah, okay, right Yeah, there's only one body part in the human body the same size your entire life and it's not your I was close I'm gonna point to my own point to mine. I'm gonna point to my BH no It's it eyeballs Oh, is that what you meant to say that's exactly what I was actually thinking I didn't point yeah You were trying to point to your eyes, but you pointed to your tongue accident
8:26Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking Yeah Yeah, your eyeballs so you see little babies their eyeballs is the same size like your eyeballs are the same size They are now with as when you were born. So There you go. All right, so you win a prize Michael. That's awesome. Congratulations Here's what we're gonna do. We're put you on hold Angel's gonna hook you up with the prize when we come back where you're gonna have the floor We'll get to know you a little bit and and we'll do that when we return don't go anywhere You're listening to the much was the morning It is Ryan C crest here. There was a recent social media trend which consisted of flying on a plane with no music No movies no entertainment, but a better trend would be going to chumbacacino.com It's like having a mini social casino in your pocket Chumbacacino has over a hundred online casino style games all absolutely free It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane So grab your free welcome bonus now at chumbacacino.com sponsored by chumbacacino
9:27I Hope you're doing great. Welcome back in the monsters in the morning. We're already at 104.1 We're 10 days away from birthday birthday and a little bit later on in the next hour. You'll have an opportunity when tickets to Earth Day birthday It's gonna be a big show. It's at the center for the fairground. They took a year off last year So a lot of people are just excited about coming back the WJR's Earth Day birthday And I want to thank Rick Everton everybody over at JRR for wanting to include the monsters We're a pretty big part of the show. We appreciate that but they've got a lot of great bands like three days grace I for bail mammoth sleep theory They'll be performing bunch of other bands and mw a wrestling will be happening and we're gonna crown a new men's champion
10:29Will it be tuna Tim and onyx the one will they win the title will it be daymost which is which is teal Piper's husband Will the rowdy club, you know keep them both belts who knows will it be the rock star max dancing or he was in yesterday He was awesome I gotta tell you and WJR they want him to be the winner because he is the rock star or is it the monster's favorite It's it looks like the monster fan favorite is poppy D the Caribbean cruiser. Who will it be You know now that Ryan Holmes. I mean, I'm sorry now that tuna Tim is involved That changes the game Angel and I will be will be your announcer your announcing team and it's brought to you by mills air and pro action Pro wrestling action so that all is happening at WJR's earth they birthday You can get your tickets in advance if you want to in pay cash and I have to pay any extra fees if you go to a liquor And there's several other places you can go. I think I'm to this radio station and get because I saw someone sitting out front
11:29yesterday To help people so you can come to the radio station and get tickets. Actually, yeah There's some of them here at iHeart, mainland and that's from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through friday and just a heads up There's a free gift with purchase while supplies last time I don't know what what what that is There's cash and you can pay cash or credit here just and only here a licks are downtown is cash jacks on 5th and lake Mary is cash iHeart radio melburn if you go to there The those facilities Monday through friday during business hours cash only and then you could still get general admission tickets through ticket master Master as well and main event is is your mwo champion the wild child teal piper up against Amber Nova two-time former champion really wanting to get her title back What did i know you're going to you're going to vagus right to for yes for a WrestleMania, right? Yep, i'm already booked at restalcon all week in last vegas how cool would it be if you won the title and you took and you took You took the mw belt with you for photo ops and to i could even defend it
12:30I'm getting on some shows out there I am already booked in some other shows out of state in may in july my schedule is now starting to fill up So i'm taking that thing with me. I just I got to make sure it doesn't it doesn't it cannot be You know daymost and teal it cannot be the roudy club having both titles. We can't let that happen Well, yeah, it's up to you you got you got you know Uh, she's got a lot of uh, she's got a lot of momentum now a listeners are starting to like her a lot Well, I mean, you know, they've always kind of liked her. She's a muscle mommy. She is tough. She has the legends name. I get it Um, what's up? It's not a kind of like about her Oh, yeah, she did pick up another belt in portland too. Yeah, yeah, we're all good She's gonna need one when I take mine back. All right Angel do we have uh michael in the line? Yes, we oh michael has the floor. Yes, he does rush And that's right. He's a court. Thanks to his the floor. Thanks to core flooring and cori core flooring And right now for limited time cori's offering 10% off all flooring and installation starting at just one dollar per square foot
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14:40I used to know a guy that worked on Dental you know like they made teeth or something like that. Is that what you do? No, I was just kidding about the dentist thing I worked for a country club I do the receiver. I used to cook. I've been in a kitchen for 30 years. I used to cook. I finally stop cooking. And now I do most of the receiving for all the food and product that we're giving. Do you order food or does the chef do that? I'm just a kid. I don't work at a country common airline pilot. I do some of the ordering my head chef. She does the order for the special parties and stuff like that. But I know that's how they call my wife. What? Head chef. Head chef. That's the trick, right? It's being able to know how much food to order. Well, you don't order too much where you're wasting money, but you order just enough. So you have enough to prepare for the right amount of folks that are going to show up there.
15:43That's the hard part, isn't it? It is the hard part. And you know, a lot of times people in the kitchen, they don't tell you what they need and stuff like that. And you go to do the order and then all of a sudden you're short on something because somebody didn't say something or bring it up. They just use a last of it and then you just move on. What's the biggest problem is to not have enough or if you have too much because we got too much, you got to throw it away. That's just like throwing money out the door, you know? Well, normally we flip that into like employee meals and stuff like that if we can. Because we have an employee meal that we do every day. Yeah. Everybody in the kitchen gets fed in the front of the house. But my real shout out is to my boss, the head chef, she's a monster. She lives in Orlando. She drives all the way to Palm Coast every day back and forth. And she usually works like six days a week. And I just don't know how she does it. It's just crazy. She's got two kids and a husband. That's a long ride.
16:43At least an hour ride. I used to have a house in Palm Coast. Yeah. That's a long ride. You know, getting the accident or, you know, an accident on the road and I forced infamous for that, you know? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. All right, buddy. We'll listen. Let me give a shout out to my head chef because she's a. She's probably the best boss I ever had. And so, you know, it used to be before COVID, you'd have a line a mile deep for people who want to work in a kitchen. Seems like ever since COVID, nobody wants to work in a kitchen anymore. I wonder why that is. What's your theory on that? Why do you think people don't want to work in the kitchen anymore? I feel like they just moved on to something else. And I mean, we hired bunch of people, but I'd say about one out of maybe two out of ten sticks. Probably is. I would imagine that's a stressful job, right? Especially if it's, you know, you can learn a lot of people there busy time. It's probably pretty stressful. Well, we have a lot of bankwoods and, you know, golf tournaments and stuff like that. And so, yeah, I can get pretty happy. And what's the name of your country club?
17:43My love to say. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's the whole point, buddy. Plantation. Plantation based country. Oh, that's a nice one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I used to live near hammock beach. So I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that's really nice there. Yeah. It's, uh, I mean, it's a great job. I love my job. Very good. Most of the people that I work around. But yeah. My boss. Her name's Adriana. She rules. And she's probably on her own. Hope she's on her way to work. Yeah. On her way to work right now. She listens to you guys every morning. Well, what's your name again? Adriana. Adriana. All right. Adriana. Way to go. You're a good boss. He appreciates you. All right, Michael. You take care, buddy. Thank you for calling. Thank you for listening for so long. We appreciate it. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate you. Somebody wants to raise. Yeah, really. Thank you. Three times. Hey, so right. You used to work in a caribaba. Hell no. They're all psychos. Yeah. Yeah. Like, they know it. If you weren't going to kitchen, you know you're a particular kind of person.
18:44Like, waiters. Couldn't be cooks. And cooks couldn't be waiters. You know what I mean? Like, it's just two different mentalities of people. Yeah. Because when we, like, if we had a work party. And somebody was like, invite the kitchen staff there. The cook's over. It's going to get weird. And it was going to get weird fast. They're part of it. They seem to be party people, huh? Oh, yeah. And they're good people, but they're just, it's a different mentality to work in a kitchen. You have to be a specific kind of person. Yeah. It's hard. It's difficult. They're all yelling at each other all the time. It always feels like there's a fight about to break out. Yeah. Now, the bear is the most accurate version of a restaurant that I've seen. I've never worked in fine dining. But when things go wrong, it goes wrong like that. And whether it's like you're a five star Michelin restaurant or you're cut above it. Hey, do you eat any one of you? Because I know you guys were watching it. Angel and Ryan did any one of you watch the entire last season of the bear? No. Not neither.
19:44After that, I was dumb second season. They made me sit through. I was like, no. I went back. It was good. Yeah. I like two episodes. I'm like, I'm sick. Have you seen them screaming each other? I don't care. I don't care if the restaurant goes on to any more. Like I, there was no other storyline other than the restaurant. So I lost total interest. But it ended up being good. Yeah, I like that. That first season of the bear is so good. And in my brain, I do have to do this a lot of different shows. I'm like, it ended there. And there's no second season. Yeah. That's just how I, how my brain has to work. Because that first season of the bear is so, so good. All right, we're going to take a little break. We come back. We got more big dumb fun. Oh, by the way, if you want to win tickets to Earth Day birthday, next hour, we got the best, we have questions for Amber Nova about her upcoming match against Teal Piper. Will she, will she be, I mean, a complete hero? In front of thousands? Or will she get embarrassed in front of thousands? I mean, what? I'm just saying, if you lose, it's kind of embarrassing, right? It's going to be more embarrassing for her. And this legacy name that she, like, lives off of. Okay, all right. We'll see. Anyway, don't go anywhere. You're listening to them. Hey, it's Bubba Wallace from 2311 Racing.
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21:46Did you have fun last Friday? You had a good time? I did, I did. I had a blast. I think Savannah did an excellent job. I think all the ladies, you know, we did. We, I wanted to have a little fun with my segments, and then I also wanted to, you know, be serious and give respects to the women that inspired me in wrestling. So I did a little history and told people about like certain things that women did. And I had a great time. I think the audience had a great time. I know that we picked on you a little bit. You weren't used to it. But I think all you guys were respectful and everyone had a good time. Yeah, no, no, well, what happened? What happened afterwards when we were taking pictures? I don't know if Savannah got the sugar rush, too, man. She got cranky and I was like, what's your deal? And we're all taking group photos. And obviously every group photo we're doing, let's have the four women in the front for women's day. Let's have the dudes in the back. So I'm trying to stand in front of Angel. No offense. I always pick Angel to stand in front of, he's the tallest. Right. But you stood in front of Savannah.
22:46I didn't stand in front of Savannah. I was walking up and I was scooching over. I was definitely not in front of her. I was to the side of her and she was just like, don't stand in front of me. And I'm like, I'm not trying to stand in front of you. I'm literally just getting us all situated and standing in front of Angel. And as you can see in every photo, I'm standing in front of Angel. Okay, these taller. Yeah. And we wanted all four women in the front. But yeah, she was like, and I was like, I'm not standing in front of you. So, I don't know, towards the end, she got, I gotta be honest, I think towards the end, whatever went on with you too, it was like watching, you know, uncle and aunt fight. They was awkward and I was like, I think they're both cranky. I think it's been long. So you didn't get offended when she said, don't stand in front of me. I was like a rude, I'm not. When she snapped at you in front of the audience and people were over there and she goes, I'm not trying to be a bitch, because you need to move. Yeah, we were. Yeah, she was like. We were upset. We thought she shouldn't have yelled at you in front of everybody. Well, I'll tell you what, sometimes when people behave a certain way, like all you have to do is just be like, hey, look, I'm not. I'm literally just trying to stand in front of Angel.
23:47I want all of us, I wanted all of us women in the front. So what you're saying is angels fault. That's what I'm hearing. I'll tell you like a few of the audience members said something to me and they all were like, yeah, that was a little uncalled for and they were like, you're fine Amber and they had my back. So like, Aaron was completely uncalled for and you need to stick up for yourself. Yeah. I did. No, you did. No, I think you handled it well. You didn't need to say anything. I didn't need to, I did stand up for myself. I immediately like told her right back in a polite way. Like, look, that's not what I'm doing. No, she broke the social norms and she now it's time for you to like, you got to strike back at that and shut that ass down. You got to tell people that you're not going to stand for that kind of stuff. Otherwise, they'll keep walking all over you. Yeah, next time Savannah comes in here, you need to use a snap at it right away. Just like you get her. I thought you guys liked Amber. I really don't think it's that big of a deal. Like you guys are always trying to do this 90s. I'm not doing any 90s thing. You have to stand up for yourself. If you don't, you're going to get and continue to get walked on. I do stand up for my well. That was completely uncalled for. It was in front of audience members.
24:48And guess what? All the audience members? They were like, yeah. Like anybody did that to me. I would immediately clap back because you don't do that. Okay, but by me going straight to her level of like rude, rude, rude, rude, rude. It doesn't solve a situation. So I'm not going to go that. I'm not going to do that. You're not trying to solve a situation. You're establishing dominance. And she came in and then she's not upset by it. I'm not going to establish any dominance. Like you two are making this a way bigger thing than she is. Yeah, you're making it a way bigger deal than it actually. That's what I was just noticing. Like we were like offended for you. We're like, oh, we feel bad for Amber. And sort of other women. And they mentioned it to me. But you don't care. So it doesn't matter. You cared that day. In the moment, I was like, ew, rude. Okay, someone's cranky. I think her and uncle Russ got a little, you know, heated with the marshmallow thing. I don't know what happened. Everything got a little weird towards the end. But I think the show went well. And it's not what I'm thinking about. Honestly, I have so many other things on my mind that I'm thinking about. That little moment was not. If you're ever super upset, you are a damn professional wrestler.
25:51If you could throw her in some sort of, I mean, you do dropkick. You know, you could, you know, you could cope with sleeper. Yeah. There are things you could use on Savannah that she would never know is coming. And she would not expect. They just sweep the leg real quick. And then she sweep the leg. Yeah. Are you out of your mind? If I ever tried to take her leg down, she would just kick her leg. Like, get off of me. What kind of, what kind of a little squirrel? Get off of me. What kind of champion are you? First of all, I'm talking about Savannah. I'm talking about Savannah too. I have heard you. You think I'm afraid of Savannah, no. I've already pinned Teal Piper. I've already made Teal Piper tap. Okay. Regardless of how she ended up winning the championship. Savannah, I'm never letting you in on Savannah. You are a young woman who works out all the time. Very much in shape. You got the gym all the time. Right. She's Savannah. We're going to Gatorland barely doing anything. It gets winded easily. She's like a Gator. All you got to do is zigzag for a little while and then she's done. In a match, you could take Savannah. Yes. 100%. Yeah. You're working out all the time. Stop it. Let us start trouble.
26:52I don't know what they're trying to do. Yeah. I'm like trying to figure out what we're doing here. I want to play too. I don't understand. I got to be honest. I want to get Amber to rest in Savannah. No. I respect Savannah. I really enjoy. You stand in front of her during pictures. I did stand in front of her in front of a picture. I was trying to get all four women standing in the front to the side. I was on the side. I will say this. It was pointed out to me by somebody that in all the pictures, you are always in the front. You are. Okay. Then let me text you. All the small photos where I'm on the side. Okay. I'm also the smallest one. It just makes sense from a photo perspective. Thank you. You weren't invited to the big sleepover before the show on Friday. Yeah. They invite me to the sleepover. But I wasn't. I was. So why are you respecting? This is what I'm saying. You're not establishing dominance. Establishing yourself on the show. We're bored. Angel, leave us alone. You don't get to go to the sleepover. You're being. Well, I'm having fun. Well, I'm having fun. You're disrespected the next day. And I think you should stand up for yourself. They knew a little bit that I wasn't feeling well.
27:53I had some serious cluster migraines going on. Cluster migraines. Yeah. I walked in. I think that's what Israel is using on Iran right now. What's a cluster? No, I haven't. I went through that years ago, right? So while I was on the show, that's not fun. If you need a specialist, I got somebody that you can. I hopefully don't need a specialist because. But when I drove Friday, I couldn't see out of my right eye for like maybe two hours. That's the first thing you told me when you came in. Yeah. It's not fun. It was really scary driving to work Friday. Well, I wasn't that you didn't want to. And with a bunch of ladies, you can't use your menstruation as an excuse. Okay. I wasn't meant to. I mean, cluster migraines pretty good. I mean, if you're like, okay, well, can't use the old standard one. I got a cluster migraine. No. I've never even heard of a cluster migraine. You guys, it's like where they just keep coming. They'll go away after you take some eye profan and they come back. And you have to keep taking something. What's the cluster part of it? What's the cluster part of it? Was that mean cluster? It's an intense like pain. Cluster is where like you can take some eye profaner, etc.
28:53And it'll go away. And then a couple hours later, it comes right back. And it was just intense pain. And it was spotty vision, blurred vision while driving. And I couldn't see out of my right eye. I honestly don't think I've ever had a migraine. I hear people talk about it. I can't identify with, I can't even think of having a headache, really. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Did you get the, did you get the foreigner version of a cluster headache? What's the foreigner version? It gives you double vision. That was cute. Yeah. Good. So in the next picture, who are you going to stand in front of? It's usually Ryan then because he's the second tallest. You need to stand in front of Savannah now. You need to do it. You need to do it right in front of me. And like Superman. There's all the pictures we had all four girls in front. And if you see the picture, I'm in front of Angel and I'm on the very side. On the side next to her, which was where I was trying to go. And she was like, don't stand in front of me in my outfit. And I'm like, your outfit's cute. Just relax, lady. We're not taking the photo yet. You didn't say any of that. You did not say relax, lady.
29:53No, but I was like, look. That she was thinking it. I'm not trying to stand in front of you. I'm literally trying to stand in front of Angel. And after that, I was like, I don't have to be in the damn picture. It doesn't matter anymore. You were off to the side afterwards. I honestly think it was you and her towards the end of the show. You and her got a little. I mean, I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed Savannah hosting. And it was really funny. But then when the marshmallow thing happened and the sugarcrust crash with you. I felt bad. Yeah. I was not feeling well at all. Which I have to be honest. That could have turned into a serious, dangerous situation, like medical emergency, which. Oh, I only wish I would have just had a heart attack right there. Oh, I am. Here's the thing. He had a diabetes. The whole part of the other, the other part of the joke is that he wasn't supposed to eat them. Yeah. I get what he means though, saliva. Yeah. But I would have just like, got up and walked out for a second and spit them out. Like, turned my back. Yeah. We gave him a cup and everything. Well, by the time she brought the cup over, I had already swallowed it. They're already gone.
30:53That's the way listeners are aware. This is the picture in question. Okay. So let's just need to see the picture. That is the picture. There is angel. I'm trying to stand right there. Yeah. And yeah. You're standing in front of everyone like where you're like where you're crew. Now that I'm looking at this. Okay. And the girls could have taken a step forward onto the carpet. Okay. I'm not going to back up all the way in the angel where I'm like pressed against his body. That would be weird. Why not? It's the safest place to be. Weird. You're just trying to start a fight. I'm not trying to start a fight. But I do want to, if we have a minute, I do want to share a story. I had something super scary happening to me over the weekend, which I guess could relate to this. Math problem. What happened? Math problem. Oh. Oh, I want to punch you. What? Shut up, angel. No, it's not a math problem. I didn't. My dad had. Shut up, angel. I didn't say that. Yeah, but you're laughing. Yeah. No, I'm not. There's something about when angel like overly laughs at something. You know, it really, really.
31:53Because he knows it. Because he's thinking it's super disrespectful. Yeah. But what? I didn't say it. Bad person, angel. You're bad person, angel. It was not a math problem. Quickly. What? All right. Well, since you're talking about like the whole diabetes, my dad's pre-diabetes. We were talking about diabetes. I know. I know. I know. That wasn't that scary. I don't have diabetes, Amber. I don't want to share. That my dad did have a medical emergency on Saturday. And I had something super scary happened to me with him. And, you know, just thinking about like if you. That could have something scary. I don't have diabetes. But go ahead. You do though. Do not. I do. I did not. Show me the records. I need to see it in paper. You could be pre-diabetic if the fact that the sugar upsets you that quickly. No, they say something with the sugar, but it's not. It's not. I'm not pre-diabetic anymore. You're right. We found out that there wasn't that much sugar in the in the servings. He had two servings. Is it okay? Yeah. Yeah.
32:53It's a ten in the marshmallow. No, no, no. It's a fake. You swallowed ten marshmallows in under a minute. Yeah. That's going to upset anybody. Whenever I have cheesecake, I have sugar. It makes it for some reason. I get. You just bite of a donut. He becomes like. I get really grumpy. And I'm like, oh, this is not going to be good. But anyway, quick. Your dad is okay. Yeah. That's good. And I just want to give a shout out and thank the Metro West Fire Department and EMS and my Metro West publics for helping me out. My dad. It happened in a publics. Yeah. It was really scary. About 130 Saturday. We were getting lunch. We're in the deli line. And my dad's like, hey, I don't feel so good. He turns pale white. Start sweating. And he starts to stumble away from me. And as he's about to go down, I just scoop both of my arms underneath him and pull his body on top of mine. Like just kind of dove underneath him and then, you know, I had people like, you know, do a new call 911. And I was like, a yell. And I just have my dad's unconscious pale body in my arms for several minutes. Yeah. EMS came.
33:53Checked his BGL. It was normal. EKG heart rate was that. Was he sells one of those, right? What's that? BGL. That's a big. That's a big bill. Oh, I think I got your joke. Anyway, so my dad ended up being just severely dehydrated. He's been having some like liver issues. He is pre-diabetic. And it was just like a super scary moment for me to be just holding my dad's like unconscious pale body in the middle of the publics on the floor. But you be an EMT. Yeah. Yeah. So you could lift him. I took him down. I threw my body underneath him. Yeah, he didn't run a fall. Is what he said? Okay. He went, he went to go down. And I took both my arms and scooped them underneath his arms. And I pulled him on top of me. So we would go to the ground slowly. So he didn't fall and like hit his head on the concrete or anything. Yeah. And then when EMS arrived, like the crew was great. All the guys, I knew what they were doing because you're right. I wasn't EMT. So I knew the one guy doing his BGL, saw the other guy doing the EKG. I had the one guy on the tough book getting his PCR with from me. So they did a good job. They did a good job. But it was like a terrifying moment. Hey, a tune of Tim.
34:54Imagine Amber Nova gets behind Savannah puts in her sleeper hold, right? Sleeper hold. She could take her down. Don't you think? Um. Like if she got behind her. And you can lift your dad. You can lift the Savannah. Thank you. That's what I'm seeing. I put my body up underneath my dad with both my arms and make sure you hit the ground. But you keep behind me. How about you tell your body? Sleeper hold. Should I. I could maybe jump on Savannah's back. Dad's what I'm saying. I like the spider monkey. But I think she would just destroy me still. You need to have. You need to have an exit strategy, but a strategy just in case it comes down to blows. How you can take her. You know, like Batman always knew a way to kill Superman just in case he had to. You need to have a way that you do. Savannah just in case it comes to blows and she gets snappy like she did the other day. Yeah. You got to have a mover too that if you need to, you can take her down. How about we make this happen? How about it's like me and Savannah versus. No, no, no, you need to be prepared. In case you got it. Don't you agree with me?
35:54What's the real thing about this? No, Savannah's coming at you. Yeah. Whatever reason, right? Yeah, she's not at you. Yeah. You have to go on crazy. She's coming at you. Just you. No one's there to help. What would you actually do? I'm out running her. I'm gone. No. You can't run. I'm running away. You're supposed to know all these wrestling moves. There's got to be some moves you could do to take her down. Yeah. I know plenty of moves. I don't want to fight Savannah. You know what I'm saying? You want to. Let's say she's mad at me, right? She gets mad at me. And she's like, oh, Amber's your favorite. I'm going to punch Amber. And she goes to punch her. And now I'm going to tell her, look, I don't like the guy either. You know, let's get up on him. Let's say she's not listening to that, right? She's not listening to that. See, man, I think all of us are just trying to make angel laugh these days. Yeah. She's not listening to that. And she comes action. She wants to tell you what you got. You got to have moves ready to go to tame that big gorilla woman. Whoa. Damn. Okay, that was like too far, right?
36:54We were playing and whatnot, but like, I feel like a lion was just coming. I feel like a lion was just crossed. You got to be a, I'm telling you, the sleep hole from behind. It'll work perfectly. What other idea would be like a little squirrel just on like perfect, a gigantic, and you just hold on to Gator. Yeah. She'd be slinging me around. You just hold on until she passes out and then run. We should make that a cartoon. No, I'm not fighting Savannah. You're out of your mind. Man, I bet Teo Piper would fight her. I know. That's part of take you seriously. I'm going to fight Teo Piper. Teo Piper would fight Savannah. You're like any wrestler, like you're coming with it, the scenario, and they're not going to go, well, I'm actually afraid of him. Yeah. Teo Piper would fight Savannah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't want to fight her because I actually do respect Savannah. It's about respect. Okay. And I'm not going to come in the show talking trash about her. Respect. Yeah. Lame. Lame. Lame respect. That's right. I don't know if you have the edge. I would say, oh, yeah, she's definitely going to win in 10 days right now.
37:56Yeah. I hope you win. It'd be nice. Yeah. But I get scared. I get scared. And they respect Teo Piper too much. Yeah, she'll get a flashback. And it'll be Teo, but she's going to see Savannah's face and get me to start running out of the ring. We don't want that. Oh, I wouldn't. You got a man up. Man up. Yeah. Well, offensive again. You see where I'm going with it though. All right. We're going to take a break. We come back. It's time for, I'll do a little monster sports with Angel. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane. Yeah. It's even better with Chamba by my side. Race to chamba casino dot com. Let's Chamba. No purchase necessary. VTW group. Voidware prohibited by law. CT and C's. 21 plus sponsored by Chamba Casino. This is Chelsea handler from Dear Chelsea. After the big game like most people, I kept thinking about the commercials. And there was one that stayed with me. It was from the blue square alliance against hate. And it wasn't loud or flashy. It showed a Jewish kid being targeted at school. And another student who chose not to ignore it.
38:57As someone who was Jewish, that moment felt very real to me. Not dramatic, just familiar. And what struck me was how clearly it showed that hate doesn't always announce itself. But the impact is still huge. If you saw the blue square spot during the big game, it's worth thinking about. And if you want to show support, sharing the blue square is one small way to do that.
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