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Dave And Molly Show — Dave's Cash Showdown Sept 4. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00It's time for Dave's cast showdown. Time for you to throw down. Winning in a mini in-answer ten. Dave comes in and answers in again. If your score's inferior, then Dave will reign superior. It's time to play around. Dave's cast showdown. All right, time to play the showdown. It's go time, everybody. Um, hi. And it's a freaky Friday. Uh-huh. And remember how freaky Friday works? Um, I have the questions. Molly has to answer them on the spot. Yes, exactly. Right? Yes. And Lisa is going to be calling here in a second. She's going to be playing. All right. All I can do is hope. I hope it's all about fantasy football. Uh, we do have, we have six fantasy football questions. So it should work out just fine. I think it. Are you there, Lisa? Yeah. Yeah. OK, excited.
1:02I'm excited for my Dutch bro. Oh, yeah. Uh, you have a good shot today, Lisa. I think you're, uh, it'll be better, better odds for you than you should. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. OK. And if you played before, have you ever played me? No. OK. Well, look at this for. I've been in the studio when somebody played you, but I've not played you. OK. Oh, why were you in the studio when somebody played? What was that about? I was the director of Miss Spokane, and she came in and played Dave. Oh, wow. Boy, that's been a long time ago. Who is the Miss Spokane? It was. Um, um, Liz Lampharle. Oh, yeah. I remember her. Yeah. They're all great. That's good, good, good organization. Good people. Mm-hmm. All right, Lisa. I'm, uh, Molly's going to leave the studio. Oh, I know. And then I got to get the questions ready to go. And let me get, let me get them all ready to go. OK. And she will return. Um, just general thoughts on this.
2:03They say this is a mid-level, uh, acidary mid mid, uh, mid-hard acid. OK. We'll let you know afterwards. OK. I'm going to, I'm going to get my, uh, scoring pad ready. Here comes your first question. Here we go. She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. That is the opening line to what 1983 number one song? I don't know. OK. Four teams have been to the Super Bowl and never lost. Name one of them. Oh, I should know this one. Give me a minute. I should know this. Give me a minute. OK. I was thinking of four teams that have gone like to build and never won. Right. This is this is the, there's four teams that have gone and they're undefeated in the Super Bowl. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
3:05OK, we're going to move on. OK, here's one spell banana. The a na na. Well, banana take off the S. OK. Over or under 120. How many days until Christmas? Under. OK. There have been five presidents that have a four letter last name. Name two of them. Fast and bush. Very good. A couple of bushes. That's right. How many inches are in one yard? 36. OK. Without looking at a computer keyboard, what letter is just to the right of the H key? That's the J. Very good.
4:06Who has more best actress Oscars? Emma Stone, Merrill Streep, or Catherine Hepburn? Emma Stone. OK. Who was the last two term Spokane mayor? There's never been one. OK. That I know of. OK. And your final question, a show question, how many cups of wine did Dave have last night at the Spokane Indians came? I think it was two. OK. Very nice. You did well. You had two cookies. That he did. That's very good. Yes. That's it. That is the same amount. So you were absolutely right on that one. That one, I will let you know that you got it right right now. Molly has re-entered the studio. Excellent. And she's finding her way to her seat. She's putting on her headphones with her giant's hat on.
5:07I forgot to ask if there were any money questions. It's a private giant's hat. The money question. Let me give you a money question. I can't give you a money question. I think these were all pretty doable. She did pretty good. All right. Move you. All right. Yeah. OK. Ready? OK. Molly's turn. Here we go. Oh, my God. OK. She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. That is the opening line to what 1983 number one song? She was more like a beauty queen. Oh, my God. I hate on a second. It's a Michael Jackson song. No. Oh, my God. I can't think of it. That's terrible. It'll come to me. Boop, boop, boop. Maybe I'll come back to you. OK. Four teams have been to the Super Bowl and never lost. Name one of them. The New Orleans. OK. The Saints. Spell Banana. B-A-N-N-A-N-A.
6:11OK. Over or under 120? How many days until Christmas? Would you say over under 120? Yeah. Under 120. OK. There have been five presidents that have a four letter last name. Name two of them. Ford. And four letter. And OK. How many inches in one yard? Inches in one yard. 36. OK. Without looking at your computer keyboard, which is covered, by the way, so you're safe. What letter is just to the right of the H key? I have no idea. I. OK. Who has more best actress Oscars?
7:13Emma Stone, Merrill Streep, or Katherine Hepburn? Uh, Katherine Hepburn. OK. Who was the last two term Spokane mayor? Um, who wasn't 18? It was the one who gave us the key to the city. Mr. Boons. No, what was his name? I don't know. I can't remember any of it. Hi. She was more like a beauty queen. Is that the set? I said it. I am the one Billie Jean. OK. Give me Billie Jean. All right. Billie Jean. I think I will, but I don't know that it's going to matter. Oh, oh, you got one more question. You got one more question. Is it that bad? How many cups of wine did Dave have last night at the Indian's game? Did you say how many cups of wine? Yes, I did. OK. You had two cups of wine. OK.
8:13And they had one cookie. And you had one and eight fourths. Quit while you're ahead. Ah. Oh, I just screwed up. I can't forward and OK. Oh, damn it. That's what I was trying to think of. That was the disaster. I can't find my little sounder. Hang on. Oh, man. Where's the sound? I don't know. No, I don't know. Why do they take everything away? Final score, as I have it. Oh, my God. Lisa wins six to three and a half. Woo! Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Actually, you might have four. I'll have to go through these with you. You did come up with Billie Jean. Yes. That was the, she was more like a beauty beauty. OK, that's the opening line to Billie Jean. Four teams have been to the Super Bowl and never lost. You correctly identified one of them. Oh, good. The New Orleans Saints. They've only been there once and they won. OK. Buckeneers have been there twice and won. The Ravens have been there twice and never lost.
9:16And the New York Jets. Oh, wow. Ben there once won the only time. Those are the only teams that have been there and have do not have a loss. At least they get that too. She did not. OK. She did not get that right now. Did she get Billie Jean? No. OK, so now I'm up to to nothing. If we count the Billie Jean. Well, yeah, we're counting Billie Jean. I did it. I got it. It was before the final question. Yes. All right. You did misspell banana. You put two ends in there. I like to call it a banana, then that. B-N-A-A. B-N-A-N-A-A-A-A. Something I don't know. I should have done the check. She had that correct. You both got the under for Days till Christmas. OK. 112 days until Christmas, right now. There have been five presidents that have a four letter last name. You had to name two to qualify. She correctly identified taft and bush.
10:18It was Polk taft, Ford, bush bush. I was trying to think of I knew the bush one and I didn't get to. So I got half a point. Both of you correctly identified 36 inches in a yard. She correctly identified the J key. Oh, good job. Is just to the right of the H. You got Catherine Hepburn. She's one. She's counting like five that I got right already. How did you get three? Catherine Hepburn. You got the inches. Yes. Two. You got the under. Yes. You got a team. If we're counting, Billie, OK, maybe you got your, that's where you're up to four. Yeah. Neither one of you got the two term mayor. That was David Condon. Oh, yes. It was the last two term mayor. And she correctly identified the two cups of wine. Did you get that too? Yes. You didn't even get the whole might thing. I got five, right. You got the, but OK. Yeah, you got that, but you said one cookie, but we didn't
11:20ask the cookie. I said to stop while you were ahead, but you got, you got the wine. OK. I have to read them. I think so. Let's do this together. It's hard to keep track. Well, that's why you have to have a system. All right. So you got the football. You missed the banana. You got the under. You got a half a one. I said name two. You got one. I don't know if you don't have to count that. You got the inches in the yard. And you got Catherine Hepburn. And you got the wine. You got five. But six to five. So she got six. She had six. OK. Fair enough. Nicely done. You get a win. Now, does she get to go on the plaque if she meets me? Oh, that's a very good question. I don't know. She is a winner. I think if you win, you go on the plaque. Yeah. All right. Fair enough. And you get a mug. Ooh, thank you. Do you want a mug? I think you should have a mug. Yeah, give her a mug. Sure. And you've never played before ever?
12:23No. All right. All right. OK. Here's what I need you to do since you've never played. I need you to text in all of your information. And then we'll get your prizes to you. I need your address, last name, the whole situation. And congratulations from our friends at New America Credit Union Props sponsor of Dave's Cup Showdown. New America Credit Union, they are the Credit Union that was the inspiration for Michael Jackson's Billie Jean. Yeah, it's true. In fact, he had no idea to write a song. And then New America said, hey, why don't you sing a song that's about a girl who says that you are the one? And then he says, well, but I am not the one. And then that's was the genesis of Billie Jean, which was a huge number one song in 1983, all because of New America Credit Union's inspiration. New America Credit Union should be your credit. And five free cups of Dutch love from Spokane's Dutch Pro. Spokane's Dutch Pro. That's pros. Thank you. Nice going, Lisa. Thanks, Lisa. What, here, look at him shaking her hand.
13:24Mm-hmm. Good job. Clearly a shake there. Yeah, I was shaking your hand into the camera. And we'll get your prizes because you get the Dutch pros and you get a mug and you get on the plaque. Very exciting. I call that a pretty good day for her. Yeah, that's a great day for Lisa. Hey, how many cookies did you have at the baseball game yesterday? One. Only one. Just one. I should have stopped it one. Whohoo. Those were very good, though. Yes. We're very good. All right, Lisa. I can't talk. Yes, it was Natasha. Let me tell you a few things. She had the bucket of cookies. Can I ask you something? Were you in Natasha friends before the golf tournament and all that? Or is that how you guys became friends? No. That's how we met. OK. We had a lot of things in common, including only mustard on a hot dog. Oh, I called them. Parked them. All right. And so now you guys have become friends. So we are we're friend makers. That's so nice.
14:25That's what we do with our. Yeah. OK. Well, that is good. All right. Yeah, everybody's saying that she should be on the plaque. OK, very good. That's happening. It is definitely happening. Yes. All right. Great job, Lisa. Thank you very much for playing. And yeah, text in your info. And Molly will get the stuff to you. Great. Thank you. All right. Nice work.
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