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Netflix Is A Daily Joke — Dana Carvey: A Joke About Meeting His Heroes. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
My childhood, I was a dishwasher. I was a busboy. We call ourselves table maintenance personnel managers. And I was a waiter. And what was cool was I waited on my heroes. I waited on George Carlin and Richard Pryor. Is that weird? I waited. I brought George Carlin a bowl of oatmeal. And I put it in front of me and goes, oatmeal, drop the o, and you have at meal. Wow. And then I gave Richard Pryor a Denver omelette. And afterwards, I'll never forget it. He goes, whoever made this omelette can suck my dick. And I never knew if that was a positive or a negative.
I always wondered, I end up in a movie with Richard Pryor 12 years later called Moving Honor. I'm there with Richard and I had to know. So I took a bite of a cheeseburger and I said, man, this is delicious. Whoever made this cheeseburger can suck my dick. And he goes, man, you must love that cheeseburger. Watch Dana Carvey street white male, 60, only on Netflix.
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