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D&P Highlight: Is there basketball going on right now or something?

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D&P Highlight: Is there basketball going on right now or something?

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Time out, time out, time out, and the referee did not see it. And then one of the Kentucky players went down and did what they do and smashed a three. Right. So, can you not replay or review the like we're screaming at the refs, time out, and the refs just didn't see it. And you can't touch them either. That's a technical. Well, how else are you supposed to scream time out if they don't? So, that would be if we're going to, you know, Monday morning quarterback and less than an hour after another. I feel so bad for that school. That's a coaching thing. So, you need to train your players if you get a three or any score. Right. Mind you. And we're tied and there's two seconds left. Every single player on the team needs to immediately be throwing up the time. All of them. Every single one. I'm going to add to what you just said. That's also a coach's responsibility. There is usually a ref near your bench. The coach, yes. Near your bench. The coach needs to go up and whisper or scream in his ear. If they score, we want an immediate time out.

Can you pre-time out? Yes. You can tell the ref before. See, I don't know these things. Now, when it's a tie game, I think that would make sense. If it's a situation where you're down to, it's, you're pretty confident. If you're going to walk up to that ref and say, hey, when we score this three, I want to time out. Or if they score this three, we want to time out. That's fair. And they had all their time out. They should have, should have used them. So, I think that's a coaching mistake more than a player mistake. No, I feel bad. You should have run over. I mean, you see it in the NFL all the time. Time out, time out, time out. If they score this field goal or, you know, I want a time out of three seconds left. Right. So, yeah. That's a better point. That's a better example. We're walking down the field. The other team doesn't have any time outs. We're down by two. Okay. I'm talking football now. And we get within field goal range. And there's 30 seconds left on the clock. You would walk down to the ref and say, when he gets to two seconds. We want a time out. We want a time out. You pre-call the time out.

See, I didn't know you could do that. Yes. And the reason it's two or three seconds is because if there's less than two seconds, they will just call the game over. Got it. And so, the ref will just sit there and watch the clock. And every March, Scott, there are always these stories. Could I shoot a wood? But you do feel bad when it's a small school. The underdog was going to be the Cinderella. And then on the flip side of that, if you have not looked up, when you get home tonight, certainly if you're driving, if you have not looked up the student radio broadcast call of the team that took down Wisconsin, run, do not walk to watch the video of the two radio students, you know, they're what, 19 Scott, calling their school's game. It is... I don't think we can play it on the air. Why? Because all you hear is just screaming. It's their faces. And the NCAA put this out and said this is what March is all about.

Well, but I would remind these young broadcasters. It's perfectly normal to get super crazy excited. But make sure you... They still, they still called the game, Scott. Make sure you... But make sure you're understandable. Yes. And what I'm saying is for our purposes, because someone is filming like on an iPhone the two kids, you just hear the crowd noise. Right. But it is a phenomenal, phenomenal, and it's high points students, high point university. High point university. High point university. High point university's kiddos that called the game for the students. All right. So we have some bizarre names that have popped up in the NCAA tournament. We... Let's call them No Worthy. No Worthy, yes. T.J. Power. No relation to the automotive industry icon. T.J. Power. Mm-hmm. He plays for Penn, by the way. Another Penn student, a player. Michelangelo O'Bertie.

Oh. Here's a forward from the University of Illinois. Mm-hmm. Ben... Humricus. Humricus. To which the author writes, I swear that on my last hero, Humricus was my Peter bread spread. That would be almost, but yes, very funny. Um... Bada Johnson. Bada. Bada. Bada. Bada Johnson. Did you already get to Pupa? No, haven't gotten to Pupa yet. Oh, sorry. I was talking to Brian Busby. That's okay. Uh, hang on. Let me practice this last name. Okay. Pupa. War Canocro. Pupa, spell Pupa, please. P-U or check that P-O-O-H-P-H-A. Pupa. Pupa, sweet Pupa. War Canocro. He's a guard for the University of Central Florida. Okay. Do you go by Poo? Puh. Hm? I don't know. A nickname.

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