Cult Of Cryptids: Strange Funeral Practices and Traditions!

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2:28Get some noise and hauntings. Dark hearts and the skull and bones. Most celebrities are probably clone. So if you're feeling all alone, crack a beer and get stoned. I welcome you to the podcast We're here to entertain you. Welcome everybody back to the podcast. I'm Tomcat aka Tom Thompson. Also known as the Rap Tilly and make sure to go check out my music on Spotify and YouTube music and it says it's on Apple Music, according to this distro kid. But go check that out. If you don't, I'll be very mad at you. We're going to welcome back a man, the man of the hour, someone I've missed dearly. And he was captured by the Fey folk. The Fey folk. He was captured by the Fey folk. And he went into the inner circles of the Fey realm for about a month. Technically,

3:34the fans won't know this, but we haven't recorded for about two months. But welcome back. Irish Aaron, I was like, try to think of a name and it never never pans out. I was just going to say, thanks everybody for calling the number on the missing posters and reunite me with my family. How was the two months lost in the Bernoude triangle? Like, I'll go faster. That's what it was like. How was the, I was, oh, he got lost. Yeah, I guess that's true. No, my, my joke was that you got captured by the Fey folk that you traveled out into the woods and you just stomped on a fairy mound for no apparent reason. You're just like, you like, you know, F these fairies. So I, for everybody, we're trying to keep the 10 minute, 10, 15 minute thing before to not swear because of a YouTube censorship and authoritarianness. So, but, you know, I just feel like, you know, you're stomping on those hills without not acknowledging it, you know, maybe being drunk like the Irish usually are. And then the, the Fey folk captured you. The leper cons and the fairies brought you down into the realm of the,

4:37the unseen. It's like a, I kind of picture more so like that movie shrooms. Have you ever seen that? No, and it's funny. I always see that poster, right? I always see that movie. And I feel like recently I saw it and I was like, uh, that needs to be like a commentary and then a review after for the show because I've never seen it. So it would be very interesting to get my take considering, uh, take, uh, it's, I know it's been the longest I've been without them in two years. I still have them, but like, so because of the wedding and all the stuff that I was going on, uh, it's been, so I took them when we went away for our mini moon. And then, yeah, it's been about three weeks now. And I was going to do them today. Uh, but then I was like, no, we need to record because Aaron got released by the faith folks. So we need to start, start pumping these out again, on both sides of our shows. Uh, but it's been a while and I like needed. I'm like craving it.

5:38Because to me, it gives me a massive break. It's crazy because it like, what a dust your mind, like, you know, your neurons are firing off a million miles a second. But it, I don't look at my phone when I'm when I'm on my psychedelic trip. I don't like, I just, I'm just chilling and I have one more thought of my own thoughts watching movies or whatever, right? Mostly music videos. But it legitimately gives me like a break from reality. Which nowadays is like, uh, welcome truth, I think. Yeah. 100%. I don't have to worry about them pushing World War three on us and, you know, all that fun jazz. That would be a really good commentary that I think because there's a lot of Titans there. The movie is set in Ireland. It was made in Ireland. I didn't know that. It's about rooms. Yeah. That's where they are during the Irish woods. Oh, man. I couldn't imagine tripping balls and then going out into the forest and like, you think you see something because like, whatever one people want to believe, I do believe

6:40that elementals could exist. These creatures that maybe take care of nature or exist on a different frequency. Like, there's been times where I've been on mushrooms where I swear someone's standing behind me. And I very soon on Classwork House will be diving into America, where I opened London, one of my favorite films of all time, probably in the next couple of weeks and next month or two. And because we got a lot of other stuff that we're going to pump out. This can be a lot of fun. But when I watched that when I was outside, tripping balls on one, some of the strongest mushrooms I've ever taken. And it felt like I was like surrounded by like a dome. But like, weirdly, a while later, like it felt like someone was standing behind me, like looking over me, almost like when a teacher's like reading over your shoulder. See what you're doing. Like, it was and then Chelsea was like, what? And I was like, I don't know. It just feels like someone's like standing behind me. She's like, that's weird. And I'm like, I don't know. I think I'm tapping into something. Or is it like the idea that I'm tapping into some of these elemental creatures? Because you're connecting with fungi, which is connected to all nature technically.

7:44See, I don't know. You're not selling me now when you're saying like shit about people looking over your shoulders and stuff. It's not you don't perceive it as scary though. There's no fear. That's why like when I when I used to say like when we did our soldiers on drugs episode, which is now on patron. That's why I pushed the patron because there's a lot of stuff on there that people don't realize. Like there's a couple episodes that you only get on the patron. There's lost tapes episodes, which are older stuff. And me, Billy adjusted when he was a part of the show. Just got completely drunk and talked about soldiers on drugs. And I was like, how were they doing mushrooms when they were like going into battle like the Zulu nation and stuff like that? And I kind the more I do, I kind of get it because something in certain strains, there is like no fear. You don't really fear anything unless you put that into your mind in some way. But it's not it's never nothing like it's crazy. That one time I think I told you about that my I was I said that I was watching James Brown. I was watching James Brown and I was like, that guy's a reptile. And then my TV shut off. And it was like, and they're still playing weird audio

8:47through the speaker. And then I was like, what the fuck man? And I went upstairs and I said, the chest is like, something weird just happened. I was like the whole like TV shut off. And then I was playing audio. And then when I turned the team back on, everything was frozen. And I was like, don't do this to me right now. But I wasn't like scared. I was just like, whoa, don't do that. You know, that's like that like rip in like reality or whatever. Yeah. Or like the simulation stops for a second. I think there's things all around us, right? Like I'm been trying to get through David Iks book The Children of the Matrix. It's thick. Well, I'm reading Howard Zins book at the same time about history. So I'm kind of getting like a kind of like, you know, very physical read where it's about the physical reality and what has gone on in our history. And then like a very like, you know, out there pointed the you of the world. And it's been interesting because it's a lot of good information. And what I realized that what David I definitely does is back up a lot of this stuff. He says he just constant backing up of like, this is where I found this is why this is accurate. But wild man, and it's been,

9:51it's been a while since me and Aaron have seen each other. How was the, how was the Facebook? Did you get to, because did you get to have sex with one of the elastic vaginas? If anybody's seen midsummer or midsummer or whatever way of pronounce it, just picture it like that towards the end with the dude and all the kids. But everybody's tidy except for you. I bet you felt big. Oh, yeah. So funny because like, there's so much stuff that we're we've talked about doing crossovers and stuff like that. Like midsummer has to come in the summertime. But there's definitely going to be big deep dives into certain things near the summertime next year. But we got a lot, a lot to talk about a lot of stuff going on. So let's get into this episode. This originally was supposed to be kind of around the Halloween time. But, you know, every day is Halloween for me.

10:53I'm, you know, I constantly am reading into the spooky and strange all the time. So that, that holiday you call, it's not really a holiday, but we should have a, it should be a day off for Halloween 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you know, but if we have a holiday for like, Labor Day and all these dumb, like, come on, you know, for Jesus fake birthday. Come on. Let's, let's, let's, you know what's even weirder about Ireland. Like you guys, they'll actually make a little bit of effort and be like, you know, Labor Day or I don't know what there's like ones in the States, like, fucking, I don't know, Columbus Day or some stuff. Yeah. Uh, over here, we just do, it's really funny. They just call it like a bank holiday. So it's like the Monday is like a day off work. So it makes it like a long weekend. And they don't refer to it as anything. So it's just like, oh, yeah, it's the August bank holiday. We're like, we always have to have like, oh, no, it just is. It's just a bank holiday for like no reason. That's funny. Then you have these left

11:56this, especially with Columbus Day. It's like, let's call it genocide day because like, uh, Columbus is a horrible piece of garbage. Um, I saw, I, I never showed this anymore, but I'm drinking some, Josh got me his pack of like, President Barack Obama. Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years, but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st. Help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians. Vote yes by April 21st. paid for by Virginians for fair elections. At the UPS store, re-insure your small viz bands out with a variety of high quality paper stock options, banners, posters for stores and more. Most locations are independent leoned. Product services pricing and hours of operation may vary. See center for details. The UPS store. Be unstoppable. Come into your local store today and get your print on. Um, like IPA beers, I like IPA's I don't really care. Uh, and

13:02I, the one I got me and Billy recorded harp and I was like so, uh, and then I was like, I was drinking Scotch on that one because I was like, uh, I gotta have some Scotch for a conspiracy episode. And I proceeded to drink a bunch of like IPAs and I woke up the next morning and didn't, uh, didn't realize that I only drank half of like each beer because I would drink one and put it down that I grabbed another one and, uh, and then I was like, I had this memory of like me singing all the fucking Rocky Horror picture show songs. And I was like, I said a child says like, do we watch rock here a picture show? And then she was like, I don't really remember because she is also drunk. And I was like, we must have. I think I have a distinct memory of me like standing up and like singing because like as much as like that movie is progressive, I still love it for what it is. It's not trying to be anything else than what it is, right? Um, but like I definitely remember singing like the sort of democles or whatever and like just being like wasted. And then I realized

14:03that we definitely watched that movie and I was like obliterated. I think I'm gonna go see that live actually in, in January. I've seen it twice live. No, once or twice. I definitely saw that my dad, that shit was so funny, dude. I think we're past the 10 minute mark. Uh, but it was hilarious because I didn't realize that they had people in the audience yelling out stuff, uh, on purpose, right? So like I was high out of my tree. Like I just went a whole joint to myself outside and we went in. And then when I started yelling like Janet Sucks cock and shit, I was like, whoa, and I was like laughing my ass off. I was like, this is sweet, man. So yeah, I'm actually not, you mentioned beer or whatever. Since I've been away in the States and maybe I was gonna say this is 8.4%. Jesus Christ, you psychotic. And this one is, uh, it's one is, it's as strong. I don't know what that's all you need to know. Yeah, weird. It doesn't even tell you. The can for anybody who's listening, uh, audio only,

15:08oh, it's a can. Yeah, the can is enough on that one. The colors makes me think it's like toxic waste. I don't know. But yes, since I've been in the States, it like reignited my love for alcohol. So like I've had like a moobs all the time. Yeah, like I was on the moobs diet and I was just like, I don't have a real like love hate relationship with alcohol because it brought me a lot of pain and caused me to be in terrible, terrible personal other things because I was just lose control. So like I've always like, they'll ask good few years. I've been like always on the fence about like enjoying myself and then crossing over that line again. Moderation man. Yeah, but and I think a lot of it as well has to do with like, I've been drinking a lot of beer, which I know I can hear everybody saying right now, oh, beer is so bad for you. But like, I've been getting such a good like fun, happy buzz. Yeah. And like it's, it's kind of gotten a bit dangerous because it's, it's gotten to the stage where like nearly every day. I'm like, hmm, I'd like a beer.

16:13See, and that's where you gotta watch it. And even with me, right? Like I've tried to cut it out during the week, mostly because like I'm actually legitimately trying to get healthier and lose weight. I take a bunch of supplements, most like mushroom stuff and make sure I take my vitamins. Like I think that's important. I take like iodine, which most people don't take all the time and it like, they can really help your health and numerous ways. I actively look for supplements. Like, I've been collecting all these books. We will get into the top of people. This is what we do. We shoot the shit for a bit. Me and Aaron haven't seen each other in a while. So you're gonna hear a little bit of banter. But I haven't got this like old medicine book. That's from like the 60s. Looks beaten up. And it's cool because it's like all natural medicine stuff because you want to look before certain times where it's been manipulated by big farmer or whatever, right? And uh, but the binge drinking is my problem. Like that night where I, Billy comes to record. We drink a bit. He drives home. We only has it. We only have a couple on the show or whatever and I get a little loose or I smoke my like weed pen that I like. That's like a sativa. And then after like if I keep going,

17:18like if I'm blocking out and I don't really remember the night is my issue, right? Where I don't know where to cut that off. As soon as you're like down that line and Chelsea isn't like stop me because I'll make it worse. Well, let's be like fuck off. Kind of shit, right? But it is to me, I have to have that limit of like five drinks six drinks. I'm like that. That 10 drinks because I can tell on my health the next day because I like they're there. It happens so often where I says you with beer or I'm like, or if I mix stuff, if I stick to like scotch or something, you'd be surprised where I don't feel that bad. Um, or like just vodka. If I drink vodka all night, I probably would be like not bad as long as I'm not taking shots. But then if you like cross that line of mixing or taking shots, which I love doing because I'm like, I could get a little a little more pepped up. Then you wake up the next day and I'm not even good to like four. And then I'm like, I feel finally back to normal. But I'm tired all day and that's my problem. I want to get away from that. I want to have a kid. It's going to change everything. I'm not going to be doing shit like that. Yeah, I can have any phone. I know. I've said I'm still

18:20going to be doing mushrooms, but I'll look at the baby. You're going to have to give up mushrooms. You're going to have to give up smoke and weed. You're going to have to give up. You're going to have to give up fun. You're going to have to give up podcasts and you're going to have to go up like in horror movies, a mindset thing or whatever. But when we were in the States for those like 10 days, like I literally went from like drinking mobs all the time because I'm normally the designated driver for collect this person here, bring this person home, do this to that. So like I'm always kind of in that mode. And then to go over there and like, you know, obviously, you know, take an Uber's ever. So I don't have to worry about it. And like drinking from like, you know, like 10 a.m. drinking beers in the hotel room, going to universal drinking like during the day, then going to Halloween, hard nights, drinking tequila, drinking cocktails, drinking beer. And like wasn't and like I was like drunk, but at no point it was like, yeah, it was weird. Like at no point, it was like the way I was on the Halloween special or live show or whatever it was,

19:24which is now on a patreon, everybody or anywhere else. Like that I've ever been in like a state like that. And like, it's a difference you chugged. You've chugged jack Daniels. There's a big difference, dude. And why? But even like we went to see world for their like Halloween thing. Why'd you do that, man? That was probably, I don't care who hears me saying this. That was the best night I think we had while we were away. Did you bring the kid? No, we just did it with us. Then why don't you come to Canada? We could go get double date things. I swear to God, right? The key to happiness if you have kids is to leave them at home and take all of this. I know come to come to come to this. I asked before we started recording everybody just to call Tom out. I've said to him about he needs to find out when he gets his vacation time man so I can come to Canada. I know. I know. I've been I've been hooked on a very Canadian show right now before we get into it. Okay. Have you ever seen Kenny versus Spenny? No, dude. I mean, you know, that sounds so Canadian. You have to watch. I'm going to send you so it's all

20:29free on YouTube. 4k like there's a show where two best friends compete against each other. And the one always cheats you're going to laugh your ass off because these dudes are like it's so funny because one is so like just pushes the other dude too far like they do stuff like who can keep a shit in their pants the longest. The one is soon keeping octopus on their head the longest but then the one guy Kenny doses Spenny with acid to make him think that the ink from the octopus is like causing him to hallucinate and he keeps it on the entire time while he's tripping balls dude. Why are the greatest shows to ever exist in Canadian history in my opinion and we are watching the end of an episode we're going to bring it for a full circle soon but like an episode who could be the biggest idiot it was originally who could be the biggest retard and they like they didn't even let them air it and stuff like that and I was like always watch the episode because they had all the DVDs and they would push it to the limit. So now we've

21:29been watching the commentaries of Kenny specifically and one of the producers uh talk about it and it's crazy what they were allowed to get away with and nowadays it's like everything's like it hurt my feelings you know I was just thinking that you you mentioned a segment where you have a weed pen right yeah that's not one of those disposable ones is it no uh this one this has been by far my favorite strain so far it's a peach one but it's like actually a sativa there's many ones that gets you like ripped but like this is actually something that keeps me awake and doesn't get me too messed up you know we went into uh I can't remember the name but if I just put it in a secondary fuck it no but it was like a oxygen bear yeah and I had seen it and I I was so fatigued after a couple of days and I was like Jesus Christ I can't take this anymore I feel like I'm about to die all the time just small the walk in the heat yeah like so we go in and like I'm asking to do and of course maybe in me the usual like I can't just go in somewhere ask a question and leave it I have to go all in so like the next thing I know I'm lying in this

22:33like aqua massage machine yeah yeah and like he's giving me the whole thing he's like yeah try that then like I'm sitting at the bar and he has like the shit up my nostrils and like around the back of my head it's like I've never been to wear those he's like I'll turn on all these things he's like you want fit him in b12 I was like give me it all give me everything so he's like turn everything on now I will say right I felt maybe it was just like placebo but I was like whoa I feel amazing I feel incredible man I said something about like I was like oh I thought I thought smoking weed was legal in in Florida and he's like no no and then he busts out all these like weed pens now so then he has me with dolls as well and I'm like we were literally like I would say after probably about four or five hours I just turned to the side and like my guard was like you said we were coming in here for like 10 minutes it's been the entire day and I'm sitting there going like whoa I'm having so much fun this is the best day ever see that's what what it was like uh in Toronto they had vape lounges somehow they were like legal where you go to Toronto and you

23:38can go like rent a bomb one of the best it's gross because they they clean them but it's it's disgusting now in retrospect uh but the best bomb I've ever hit was called a roar bomb and they had it and it was like the smoothest clean it like it was like such a clean hit and you just get ripped and then you walk around Toronto and they were able to do it before it was like legalizer wherever down this legal I don't know what they're spraying on it and stuff which scares me but like it's such a difference now look did you see that video I posted of the vaporizer I got you can drink this smoke and then I did it with my buddy bill this old dude that's chill as fuck I gave us a bunch of weed for our wedding stuff he grew he calls it the uh oh and then on the hollow and then on the Halloween special uh Billy I went to take a pee and then Billy took over the show and I was like all right and then I sat down and smoked that shit and I was like out of my tree like I was like on the ground like just I came like I was so high and I couldn't even like focus on what Billy was saying and then he kept messing up and I was like I told you man you chose to take

24:41the seat man you better fulfill your duty you know so that's why that dude calls it the uh oh yeah he's like uh oh it's gonna fuck you up uh so welcome everybody you know this is uh we I want to do a little bit of banter because we haven't talked to Aaron in a while he's been doing some fun stuff and like at some point soon we probably will do a big fun patreon uh special where we can we'll just shoot the show for like an hour and really get into nitty gritty uncensored thoughts about stuff in the world and what you've been up to I want to hear more about your trip uh because it sounds like a lot of fun president Barack Obama Virginia we are counting on you Republicans want to steal enough seats in congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians vote yes by April 21st paid for by

25:43Virginians for fair elections my amx blue cash every day card is my go-to accessory when I shop I can earn 3% cash back on us online retail purchases try on the blue cash every day card learn more to american express.com slash explore dash bce terms and cash back cap apply uh but you know most of us you know we we know about basically two ways of saying goodbye to the dead now cremation and burial out of those two just had a question before I asked you at the end of what you would pick what would you pick out of cremation or burial at this point of your life I had always said burial yeah but I don't know the older I'm getting I'm like you know what fucking I'm dead just cream at me and then yeah I'm the same way but I want to go out viking style put me out of my misery I want my body to be on a boat it's fight Chelsea to let her a dad but I was like I just want to be pushed out in the fucking and then you fire like arrows at me and to see who fucking hits it this is like light we had fire I live in a Viking town so this town was founded by Vikings

26:49really yeah oh so they raped and pillaged yeah yeah and then and then burned our entire town to the ground and took it over I say yeah predictable right pretty cool white people man so we will dig a little deeper though you may be surprised to know about some strange and creative straight up strange ass funerals the different culture cultures around the world practice from offering their bodies to vultures to beating the corpse to a pulp there's some crazy ways to dispose of a dead body this might get me hate a little bit but do you know who uh do you know what country it's like quotations has the biggest skin bank nope it like were they like they take people's skin can you guess I've never even heard of the skin bank so you know how like they have like you know people want organs and stuff like that people

27:49also need skin for grass skin grafts and all sorts of stuff can you can you and also other things and when you understand what I'm talking about can you guess um it's not the obvious and it's to say it's is it no um the UK is real wow and when you think about what chop chop chop chop chop you know what they do the foreskin they just got shit and some hanging from seeing so gross but there is a foreskin cream so it's not out of the ordinary they uh promoted on Ellen that monster of a Jeffrey Epstein Island chick uh but like yeah according to this documentary I was like looking at and they they use the they use it and mostly without people's knowledge and it's specifically with soldiers too once they're dead they actually like skin them and take their skin to be used for like graphs or whatever else is they're being used

28:54for because people need human body parts to to survive I think if I needed skin grafts or anything like that or in any of those situations the last place I would want to be getting something like that is fucking Israel I know 100% watch just just way because we have some stuff to talk about eventually that will not be specifically on YouTube but you'll see a bit of it I have a lot of ideas for the show and like I've said you know I don't trust either side of what's going on in the world I never will never have and I don't trust the mainstream media when they're telling us but you know the right wingers are going a little crazy and then the left wingers are going a little crazy and everyone's a little fucking crazy right now calm your shit and realize who's orchestrating everything around the world you know I always say that imagine imagine these huge protests thousands of people if they realize that they're all wanting the same thing everyone wants peace love respect and to like you know live on a house and have children and you know live their life out

29:58and peace and happiness it could change the world if people realized how much the power is in our hands if we would just come together and hold hands not commercial all like black white and indigenous people like holding hands across the world hands across the America but do you know what it is right like we're led to believe that like where the minority so for example like the two of us are you know a 30 something year old white guys whether we're from different parts of the world is kind of irrelevant with a similar top pattern so like where that minority and it's like okay it's this minority and that minority but we're actually the majority just people just the general population like there is only one race the human race you know it's very true it is kind of wild when you read it think about it it's actually quite frustrating that we can just go you know what actually fuck this let's just do something about it's it's there's brainwashing and conditioning I was gonna let's just get into this but I want to say what I think there is a video of a lady and she's like her eyes bulging out of her fucking head and she's like claiming

31:03that she's on all she's on inflammation and all these strokes and it's like that and then her and everyone in the comments are blaming on COVID and I was like no no I'm gonna do a video because I saved it because I'm like I want to respond to this no it's probably the shit that you injected into yourself a medical experiment that was forced upon the public but like the comments and the people they're like oh I'm so sorry COVID's been tough that what are you talking about man what are you talking about I don't even know if I caught COVID I don't even know if it even exists the way they think it does or if it's some sort of flu virus I got sick as far as my knowledge around Christmas for about a week and it was the sickest I've been for a while where it was just like a real flu look I felt like I was a kid I was like ah this sucks my stiffening nose and I have a fever but I survived and I was fine and I didn't get tested or anything and these people are so polarized to focus on like this is what did this to me what that's so weird the advice is existed forever dude that yeah that's the weird thing it's like you don't have COVID

32:08unless you test for COVID yeah so strange so it's like it's a really bizarre thing actually I know we're getting into this now are we gonna talk about um do you I don't know like what you have down in your notes but have you got down like I guess your traditional idea of like a Canadian burial or funeral oh you know we know what we do right we put out we build like a big like you know a big you know a big thing is sticks right it's a bunch of sticks right you get you get you get a you get a bunch of sticks you bring it up right and then you put it yourself into like you kind of build like a dam right on the river and then you put your body on there and then the beavers come in they're like are they all fucking eat your body you know for a second yet the poor yet the poor maple syrup yet the four meals are all over your body and the beavers come in and then the blue jays is kind of pick out your eyes that's a Canadian late second there where I was like where is it man is he actually telling me something we just do that basic bullshit but really like

33:10if you're gonna go full loud Canadian it'd be like hockey players beat the living shit out of your corpse until you can put sticks on top of it and then the beavers come in and eat your corpse no I'm at but I'm actually being like genuine so like what's a like a really quick break down I guess of typical okay so God forbid somebody in your family dies tomorrow what's the process um we throw them off a cliff I'm just kidding uh we mostly it is either the the same old same old as the states and a lot of other places in the world where it's either like an open coffin or closed coffin and then people come in and then you have the family lined up and then they're like you know like sorry for your loss this is awkward you know as you go through and uh considering that the dude next door just died it was kind of the same thing uh he got cremated but I've also Chelsea's grandmother which uh most of my family got cremated um but uh Chelsea's grandmother was uh was an open casket and it was like uh he's looking at a wax statue it didn't

34:16even look like her it's freaky looking and then you go by and you're like you know you say your condolences and stuff like that to I was gonna say the victims but I was like everyone's evicted out the family members of the deceased uh you know and then it's basically like that where and then you was like at the one I was just at they liked it some these two people this and weird church like the song and it was so weird it was like oh Jesus and there's like singing and stuff and everyone's just like you know tiering up crying or whatever um more or less like that or you like there's been I've been a few nerves of people that have a drink and like what I die what I would like is you know I want to be thrown out of a plane in a Superman costume so then people will be like oh shit fat Superman just fucking love forgot to fly that sort of joke as a teenager uh but like I just want people to drink and celebrate right everyone thinks it's weird when people like laugh at funerals are like look it over at you be like why you laugh and it's like I want my life celebrate for what I've done and hopefully now with all this stuff

35:20my kids kids kids can listen to me talk and I'm putting it all on uh uh uh one terabyte drive all the episodes and eventually I have another one I'm gonna do for the video aspect and my uh you know kids kids kids can hear me hello thumbs kids kids yeah yeah yeah yeah it's us from the past so we've talked about the Irish traditions at least some of them are people like drink and toast and toast whiskey or whatever but I definitely know there's that one where the guys the the speaker in his coffin where especially that comedy he's if I couldn't that was uh yeah that's an Irish traveler that's what that was where he's going like hello hello not so funny because we're watching the challenge it's uh it's a it's a guilty pleasure of mine it's a uh show that's reality but they you know they battle against each other it's one of the best challenge shows to exist and one of these like uh gay dudes that are on it he's and he was an Irish he kept saying he's like I'm Irish gypsy and I was like that motherfucker's a traveler and then Chelsea's like what and I was like a traveler like it's a good same thing as a gypsy or whatever and then he says he's

36:22a traveler like gypsy technically and I was like me and air dude a whole episode of bet that it's on patreon right now now I would refer to them like I was 10 you I worked on that haunted a place yeah uh not far from here recently and on the final night the the Saturday before Halloween the busiest night oh the travelers came out so many tickets sold and everything and the fucking tinkers ruined us it's if you just like you missed a beat it could sound way worse the 60 between 60 and 80 tinkers show no way really and like basically just ruined the entire event I was dressed up actually that night because they were short of people so I had dressed up actually I need to try and find a photograph well do a paycheck episode the bloody face mask from um American horror story and I actually I had a chainsaw like an actual chainsaw and they tried to steal it from me in the middle of like the like restaurant area yeah so like I had to go and like lock everything away and get changed and basically do security for night because they just ruined the entire event of course they

37:27did they don't know how to behave because they've never behaved animals yes no it was just the reason after a traditional funeral was because uh and I wasn't sure I wanted to see if you would say it like over here we have that like you mentioned open casket and stuff we call it awake yeah we did the same thing we copied you yeah like the where the body would come to the house in the cascus yeah yeah it could be here it yeah like it all depends on I guess the family and so for like the body could be left there for like two three days a week it all depends on the family and like the family just sit there and kind of look at it and people just come in and go like nice he's dead okay cool that's a little wax version of that person so fucked up um see everything like especially after I've had like a very strong beer and I have another one again about to be on the go is there's so many things that like I think about when I comes to my show and you're sure that I want to do house of wax has to be done for a deep dive I love that movie as much

38:31as like so good so good for what it is and for fucking pairs help being in great movie all right so let's get into this um president Barack Obama Virginia we are counting on you Republicans want to steal enough seats in congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians vote yes by April 21st paid for by Virginians for fair elections my amx blue cash everyday card is my go-to accessory when I shop I can earn three percent cash back on us online retail purchases try on the blue cash everyday card learn more to american express dot com slash explore dash b c e terms and cash back cap apply also there we I see it there was oh no what I want to do and sorry people you're getting we haven't

39:33see each other and so fucking long uh the Vincent uh mascot sick it's such a it's such a good slasher film for what it is um know what I want to do which I think we need to do which would be an awesome episode technically not really horror a clockwork orange oh yeah dude would be such a good deep dive there's so much information about that movie and the way they push the boundaries it's we need to dress up in those weird fucking dude when I with my last Halloween dude actually is not my 10 well last I did go out when I was 16 and we my my friend tried to attempt to get candy and we did but most people were like I can actually not so it's another lie it's another lie me in Chelsea to go out when I was 18 and the guy was like I can see your scruff because I had a beard and you get I was wearing a mask but you can see my beard through it and I was like man I'm trying to get some weird drunk and we just went around like the neighborhood of my where I live and I was like man I can get some free fucking candy and uh even though we could probably buy our own but I dressed up like Alex from clockwork orange that was about 13 and I went with all these kids that

40:37just wanted to get high and didn't actually want to participate in Halloween where I was like I dressed up in the old laugh at me like what the fuck you went because they obviously never saw the movie and I was like you know how good these kids was they gave me free weed and I was I did a good like full on the whole costume and I didn't really get to use it and then some girl didn't like me chase me down tried to like kick me the nuts because I had a drop on and I wasn't fun so we definitely need to do that then oh so fun man I one of my favorite films even though it's kind of rapy it's fuck dude I thought she was fucking 13 man yeah I remember being like really afraid of that it's really young so let's get in this so in the Miami region of Papa New Guinea these red corpses hang from a cliff is a death ritual that preserves the body uh the locals smoke them and string them up and hang them on the face cliff this is the ways the bias can look down and protect the village that crazy I did think I thought I thought an image

41:41about how wild look at this shit man look at that not a while why would you do that it's like let's just hang bodies in coffins from the the hill tops and just like it's like a watch over everything I mean it's I don't know like I often see things like this and I suppose we have no context because we've never really been exposed to that in like a physical form like someone could show me something like that like oh that's crazy but imagine actually be in somewhere that's like oh yeah no that's not the image that I was thinking it is um I don't know how I could show the image that's from one coming up uh very very soon um but that's crazy because it says these red corpses hang from a cliff and then preserve the bodies the locals smoke them like they smoke pork I guess then they string them up which is wild to be like there and you know when we start diving eventually I want to dive into like uh you know the

42:45Dead Sea Scrolls and stuff like that and and the Tibetan um the Tibetan Book of the Dead which I have both but I want to read through them it is not going to lie the Egyptian Book of the Dead is kind of dry it's just the way it's written obviously it's the absence of years ago uh but it's not as exciting as you think it would the Tibetan Book of the Dead is actually fairly interesting compared to that but I want to read through both I got some really cool copies of these books especially when I'm gone for me and I want to get into stuff like that but like it's just the interesting idea that everyone's always thought that they need to preserve death you know what I mean and like get people ready for the afterlife like Egyptians spent most of their life especially for the Pharaohs and stuff getting them ready for their death most of their life you know yeah yeah it's a really weird concept like the whole idea of like dying and being dead and even like I said things like you know waking a body out at the house like I've been in those situations and thankfully it hasn't been anyone like super super super close to me but like I look

43:50at the person and like you said the best way I can compare it is like a wax figure but I'm like looking at it and I'm like like where are they or what like are they experiencing anything right now or today like no this is going on like from like somewhere else or like what it's just such a bizarre it's like you were alive and thank God for streaming out and I just realized we both nighter of us are recording yes I started I started recording about four minutes after we started at the episode I never recorded all so we'll take it off from streaming out so if people are wondering why the audio is a little strange that's why but it should sound pretty crispy and that's been pretty good you know we're excited to see each other has been so long and just fucking goes off without a hitch not really so endocannibalism in the Amazon rainforest the yama no me me tribe whatever I'm gonna yeah no me mommy tribe prepared a corpse you know for

44:54eating so that the soul could go to paradise when a loved one dies they wrap the corpse and leaves and allow the bugs to indulge a little over a month later the bones are made into banana soup for everybody and a little over a year later the ashes are mixed into a plantain soup that is crazy I mean that I've you ever at some point I want to get into cannibalistic tribes and lost tribes we did it way back in the day that'll eventually come on patreon it's gone from the main platforms but eventually have plans put on patreon there's a lot of lost tapes episodes like I'm not even joking there's probably over 50 episodes I have been x from the show oh wow that many yeah 40 to 50 probably maybe 30 yeah but I feel like it's been it's been it's been a lot just from when we started and I was like oh do we need to say that but

45:58you know for the fans that truly enjoy the show they will be on patreon like in the thing is I think it's necessary where I'm even going to release some of the episodes of me and Justin did some people will never see or hear um but you know at the beginning we were just getting plastered and there was no really censorship in the way that it's today and it's not the same kind of thing um being very bold yeah what do you think of banana soup not much have you ever heard of have you ever heard of um sausage soup like blood sausage yeah like like like a sausage like in some form of water or something yeah so I had a he would have been like my I guess a great uncle if you could call him anything and uh oh so he wasn't that great eh no and he was um it like typical I think like old school

47:02Irish guy um kind of up until he died in like there are already 2000s dressed like he was in Darby O'Gill in the little people that's fine you know kind of with that like checkered like like like jacket and all that kind of shit and like he would always go through this at a small like traditional Irish club and like drink every day and like be shit faced every see the one you're talking about that like touchy in the night you know when you're in no that's not him that's the other one yeah he used to like he would come in like fucking out of his mind drunk and he would just get whatever he had in the kitchen so like he would put like like like bacon sausages anything like that put it all in a pot and then fill it with water and just boil it you man I know right he died of troll cancer that's fucked do you see I know yeah yeah cigarettes alcohol and then that really cool sound and dice that's fucked up man

48:04yeah he put like paredo in this he just put anything whatever is crazy what people will do to try to survive while they're like inebriated you know yeah really good idea so crazy so burial beads many people in South Korea opt to compress the remains of the dead person into gem like beads in different colors which are then displayed at the home I actually kind to dig that um I don't know there's something about that like you know if Chelsea died and I can have some beads of her made of her remains I feel like I'd be into that shit where would you put said beads um nothing I yeah I would use them as anal beads that's the minute you said burial beads I was like I thought I had a picture of them but I guess I know um this is like a real thing uh to um it doesn't matter anymore no because everybody listens just picture and anal beads

49:05it's true imagine putting like imagine so you know you're a wild guy man you're like a swagger and you like have your grandma's remains and beads and then you know jeffery comes over with his wife and then he finds them and he's like check out these anal beads I just shoved up my ass he's like shaking around like it's a tail and it's like your grandma's remains in those beads I hope I would love those can you get um might write and say into if somebody gets cremated now you can like can you make a jewelry or some shit out of the ashes or so no you can you get there we might get into it but I think that's kind of cool though realistically like I think that's cool I have my gram I have both my grandparents in a jar and the crazy thing is in the jar it's not just like it's not just ashes there's like little fragments of bones and we don't know what to do with them uh but what I've wanted to do but it wouldn't be enough to fill it actually I could get a small one

50:06but you know like the crystal skull vodka yeah I want to I want to put them in that but then is not enough was supposedly yeah to fill it but you can get like the smaller versions like the Mickey bottles or whatever I know it Mickey is in your language it's a very it's a very small bottle of liquor it would be cool to like have them in like a skull like this is my grandparents ashes I snored every Friday eventually those disappear into my language so this is the one I was showing earlier about four centuries ago the bow people of China's shikwan province hung these wooden tombs from cliffs it is unknown whether the intention of the suspended burials burials was kept to keep the coffin out of reach from animals or to be within reach of the gods and ancient death ritual these tombs are approaching 3,000 years old so nobody's

51:11disturbed them that shit is wild man not crazy why I know because that's what they believe man why do we fucking bury people in the ground that's true that is true and that's like anybody I like know of has been buried and that's like a really big thing here I don't know if that's like more so Ireland but I feel like way more people get buried versus cremated realistically yeah more more people are getting cremated now a days but there's like I think there's like a religious kind of belief of being buried where they don't want to burn your remains because then people are going to be afraid that like what your body is going to be a bunch of ash in their afterlife like I don't understand that but there's like there's funerals everywhere there's a funeral down the street that me and Billy recorded at and used the Ouija board and then it said told us to die but then Billy said that he wrote that on purpose and I was like I don't know if I trust you

52:13man you look pretty scared in that moment dude but it takes a lot it takes a lot to provoke the dead right it takes a while using Ouija boards and stuff like that and we were outside and it was this time it was like November it actually looks nice out right now but it was like cold and we were like freezing there was snow on the ground we're trying to use the Ouija board while our hands are drying up into brittle while we're trying to do it and I feel like either Billy moved it or I don't know he's he's manipulating me but we couldn't we didn't get much answers but like I said man why would you find ghosts in a fucking enough cemetery why would they go to where they're most like you know or if I was dead and I woke up in a fucking cemetery I go the nearest house and be like you have beer man and then when I realized that I was dead I'd just haunt them now looking to the fucking 18 year old daughter's room at night now some fun stuff that means you know what I'd be president Barack Obama Virginia we are counting on you

53:15Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians vote yes by April 21st paid for by Virginians for fair elections get that mx gold car ready I'm too tired to cook we feel in five guys or the cheesecake factory both I've earned up to 120 dollars a year in statement credits of participating partners up to ten dollars each month when you pay with the mx gold card learn more at american express dot com slash explore dot gold enrollment required term supply and I always picture to be like this would be like Kevin Bacon in fucking hollum and oh I know second heart titty I know technically like that's an invisible man theory but I was like you know what if I come back as some kind of spirit I'm going to be bad ass like

54:16and bacon we need to do that movie I saw that movie way too young younger than I should have watched it that movie is I watched that only recently and um still good because it's a good dissection movie it still holds up it's a good movie to dissect and be like what would be the repercussions what would you do I'm even the new invisible man it's pretty good but the idea of like what what people would do if they were invisible uh you know I do some shitty stuff I'd have a bunch of ideas I can't lie but I right now I'm not even going to finish what like exactly what they would do but just have a quick think everybody listen if you were invisible for a day think of the first thing you would do that's what I would do I was like gonna say if I was like don't you too yeah I don't know man it the idea of like being a ghost haunting someone seems a lot of fun now like I feel like I'd want to stay in purgatory for like a little bit just did like

55:20fuck with people but you'd be like I mean I think I've had this joke before about something but you'd be like that tate had a dude in the name put him bra on my head um I'll be like the bigfoot you know this wants to squeeze this wants a little squeegee oh you'll just be the tate headed to go you just think and just make sure you mean something like god damn it why am I here man I couldn't over they overpowered me when he's like they realized that's like I I've probably it's weird because I've probably watched a little nicky like three times in the past like two months it's like I want to go to when I'm drunk and it's still funny release the evil and he's like so dumb the painting features sati ceremony where a woman follows her husband onto the funeral pyre now banned in india sati is a funeral ritual wherein a new widow um um and more emolates herself it must be burned but burns herself also also called a widow burning

56:26sati um and it isn't it wasn't intended to show the sacrifice of a true wife though this uh Hindu ritual is now illegal and considered violence against women I'll give me a break man um emolates I don't know I've never seen that word before that's interesting um but essentially so your wife is so devoted to you that once you die she just like they just burn her alive because she wants to meet you in the afterlife honestly I'd be very happy if Chelsea did that would you yeah like come on join me okay if we have kids we have a kid stay alive for the kid uh but if I'm like 85 and our kids are grown they have kids and you're uh she's also like 85 because we're like around the same age um yeah you know come join me in the funeral of hearts and a no for cruelty when love is a gun separating me from

57:36yes that lyrics do you ever listen to him yeah you need to uh you need to clip that out I'm just put that up on social media I know I was good to do that with that Hawthorne Heights thing I did I never remember to do that uh if you listen to him yeah I nearly I nearly went for the generic uh yeah like I was like so close to that being my first like how we like it's crazy for all the like audio listeners stuff like that for everyone that's a fan this show like it is be bizarre how much me and Aaron are like replicas of each other just look different and the way we think the what what we like like my mentioned him to people they're like what like don't even understand what it is um but like and I blare it at work sometimes and I'm like man I probably sound like like such a fruit this very it's love metal you know dude I used to fucking play that shit so much I still have yeah I actually got burned out and I haven't listened to them so long I might actually start all that music I still have on my playlist like a tray you

58:41and all this emo shit Sam let me just never listen to what I need to actually put that on again oh I've been I've been jiving that stuff for a while and it is crazy because like that whole music is like the idea of like well I'm gonna I'm gonna leave the earth for you because if you leave the you know if you hurt my heart I'm gonna you know off myself and and I'll come meet you in the afterlife she'll like that right I mean if someone could somehow prove to me that that was the case I would have no issue with it then yeah I'd be down for that even uh do you know uh silversteen smashed into pieces you know that song that song came on at work and I was like just laughing my ass off with the idea which is like his the whole thing is he wants to like I'm gonna tell myself a gasoline to die because of her because of a girl he just wants to like off himself for a woman that the whole virus like it's um um I'd rather die than have to see your smile

59:44you know like that's okay well you just remind me of something really fun that you I seen yesterday and it's it's probably been on the internet for like 25 years now at this stage but I saw an antique talk the other day and it was somebody's dog and they had put like a black emo fringe on it oh so fine and like it had basically something like what you just sang there in that like weird emo voice playing and like the the camera pans in the background so at first you can't really see what's going on and then it pans around the couch and then like the dog just looks across and he has like this black fringe across yeah it's so funny looking it's crazy how many people like like there's not many people as much as they used to but I saw one kid like trying to bat Ben Shapiro I think Ben Shapiro is not a cool guy I think he's like propagated by bullshit but like the kid was like kept doing this like like you know moving his hair out of his eyes and I was like man you only know when that was actually popular if you were around back then man you would have been the talk of the town chicks were to love you and like you know and it's funny because obviously this is to me where I broke this down it's kind of a

1:00:47free for all fun type of episode with how I wanted to do it or whatever but like I found some of my emo pictures and I said we have to do a patreon episode where I show we both show each other pictures of when we were younger and this is gonna happen at some point and talk about that whole decade of being emo I want to do it and then I want to cut clips from it to put on like our social media so people can see it because I've all these pictures of me when I was young where I want to do like a post of like the young Tomcat because my dad made a fucking joke at the wedding okay like everyone at the wedding called me conspiracy theorist everybody every fucking speech I'm gonna post billies speech for everybody that's listening or watching right now and I'm gonna post it because it's funny his his girlfriend Robin took a video of him doing his speeches funny you talk about like hi I never I forgot about this I used to take like soaked wet buns we start work out some shalees of dishwasher he's like 16 I used to whip fucking soaking wet buns at him

1:01:49I forgot about that didn't know I did that or like they would go rock hard and I just whip him at the back of his fucking like the dishpits or like crack in like it was such a loud sound and then he is like oh you know he he's a whips soaked buns at me but he said it would always be worse if it was a reptilian he's only one of the rep mentioned the reptilians but people were like laugh him chose his dad called me a conspiracy theorist and then my dad does his speech and he brings up when I got suspended I kept getting suspended for wearing makeup like grade seven or whatever where I would wear like eyeliner and makeup but it would be like up to my eyebrows that they wouldn't let you do that they wouldn't even like girls do it so I would kept doing it and then my dad was like we know you know I said that we identified as clowns he made he didn't make a joke about what if our religion was we were clowns um to the principle that were tight ass leather pants and which was very funny and my dad brought that up and I had to be like I was very emo okay I'm not a transsexual I didn't say that but I was like I'd say I'm very I was very emo because I'm

1:02:50like he's like we're he's like technically he was progressive and I'm like don't say that that's not what I was I would love my music people can pick that up the wrong way I know I'm just saying it was just very funny and then somebody laughed a bunch of a lot because I was able to say fuck Trudeau uh Jimmy uh Chelsea stepdad is like the the uh what do you call it the MC or whatever the master of ceremonies and then he's like you know the sweaters he always wears and I was like yeah fuck Trudeau and so much people were like man I'm glad you said that it was like yeah just a hundred people I could say fuck Trudeau too crazy it was a wild time dude and we'll have to do a patreon episode for everybody listening to uh just shoot the shit kind of thing uh this is one of my favorites of all time for sure uh a sexual Viking funeral sexy a ship carrying a corpse is set on fire to ease the process of getting the body uh to ease the process of getting the body to the realm of the dead a Norse funeral for local leaders

1:03:53also features sexual rights within a slave girl would have sex with every man in the village and then would be strangled to death with a rope and then stabbed by the matriarch of the village office of the guy in charge and then her body would then join the chieftain on the burning ship I mean sounds pretty cool for the guys seems like a waste of fucking bolts so how many bolts do these people have I don't know well they had the slaves making them you make that irish you know that's isn't that okay by far that's probably the that was one I told Billy like an episode two ago like where when people hear this I'm like oh that's the one you're talking about I thought it was the idea of like that I thought when you die that your wife had to have sex with the whole village or whatever that's what I kind of remembered and then Billy is like no I don't

1:04:55like that and I was like yeah but it's a slave girl that has to so I die and then like everyone gets fucked in the village so there's people there's some horny guy being like man I've got laid in like a year and he's like I'm gonna kill the chief so I can get laid will someone fucking die yeah but them them chicks must have been absolutely ran through oh if you're the last guy man like that must have been like I'm trying to think of something extremely gross and I came and think of it I thought about old spaghetti you know and I was like that's not even close like a whole like yeah like like think about it for a bunch of think about it even like you know you think about how jello and how fragile it is like three guys fuck a bowl of jello but this is like 20 30 40 how many guys are in that village just like ram and that shit everyone that is a male listening to this has watched some fucked up porn a movie many females too but like you know

1:06:02ever I feel like if you haven't watched a gang bang you're not truly living but we all know there looks like an old piece of bread that has just been fucking smashed into a billion pieces like a PBJ sandwich just opened up for some reason I picture the scene of tiny eating the cereal oh yeah ew he's like slurping it yeah but and there's like all like the milk and shit is all and like his mouth is all like gapped open yeah I gross that's a good visual that's probably and the sound effects that that makes as well is probably what it would sound like when you're going after like you know 65 dudes of rancher especially she's a big huge I know motherfuckers they probably got cocks down her knees bro and this is like Jesus and then you're the last guy but you have the smallest dick and you're like well yours is like a fucking toothpick and you're like I I killed the chief for this yeah I got to go imagine it probably goes in in like pecking order as well so it's like all the biggest struggles warrior yeah like the badass dudes get her first and then like all like the fucking tear her open yeah

1:07:04Mongoloids like me are left at the end gone yeah just give me the mouth as I'm in touch yet you know I'll get the ear canal Jesus I thought this would get fucked up this one is weird president Barack Obama Virginia we are counting on you Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians vote yes by April 21st paid for by Virginians for fair elections get that mx gold car ready I'm too tired to cook we feeling five guys are the cheesecake factory both earn up to one hundred and twenty dollars a year in statement credits of participating partners up to ten dollars each month when you pay with the mx gold card learn more at american express dot com slash explore dash gold enrollment required terms apply uh there's two morning

1:08:04losses that fellow uh Danny i it's d a dna i it's like day and i day and i tribe member by cutting off their fingers and uh papa papa indonesia i want it's not the same as papa again but they copied the name papa uh these people used to uh these people used to amputate their fingers at funerals to express their sorrow by smearing their faces in clay and ashes though is now banned is hard to find an elderly Danny female who has five real fingers that messed up so most of them have if you see an elderly Danny uh tribe member especially like a female specifically because it seems to always be females i have to go through this horrendous shit uh most of them will not have full fingers uh thing so every time somebody dies in this village okay you have to cut off a tip of your

1:09:08finger to to feel the pain and sorrow are you looking it up because i found images of it but i couldn't oh here we go see some of them have look at the stumpy's i i purposely blinded i had to i had to just blank out the titties i was just gonna ask i was like did you do that really cool for yourself yeah okay listen to me listen look at these i'm sorry look at these women man they look like they're beaten by the ugly brew about seven times uh they look like Denzel now know it they they look like Morgan Freeman if he was 250 is that bad because it does look like that look at i'm i'm looking at the the the chick on the left uh that doesn't have her pepperoni sauce yeah um and she looks like one of those sets and so bad like i can't even say actually because i can't say it looks like there's a really famous like black character actor that i can't remember his name but he's in like everything

1:10:12yeah yeah actually looks exactly like him it is the idea okay that obviously like women in tribalistic communities most times have been ran through because they're trying to like you know there's a train run on that's the expression goes because they have to have as much kids to keep the tribe going because the more kids you have the more people you have the help with labor and and and forging food and all that stuff especially within like African tribes that don't have anything right it is it's not gonna do with racism is everyone wants to fucking claim it's the idea of where these people live and they're cut off from communication and technology so they have to do things for survival um but yeah it's because of these women were probably having kids until they were like old enough until they started they started dying this is what happened and like they look worse for wear they do it's it's it's it's not good um i'm not going to

1:11:13pronounce this because it's in Madagascar but i'll try famada a hanyah famada hanyah i like the best i'm gonna do i didn't even add into the thing but i put it in brackets so uh once every seven years in the Madagaski people that's where the the calm that of Madagascar exume the bodies of loved ones wrapped them in cloth and danced with their corpse sex uh it probably smells pretty bad so they spray they spray with uh these weird smells pretty so they spray it with some sort of shit weird that's so weird man oh and they make them uh then they make them into totem poles eventually uh crazy oh i think this yeah so they put people in bags crazy look how many dead people there are in that photo in bags wrapped in bags and then they will dance with the corpse being like

1:12:17that wild like people are just so fucking like i've often seen and it might be my bad the totem pole was on the the next thing uh i messed up but they spray them with some sort of spray that i cut off backs and and while they're dancing with them like it might need to specifically be in relation to this but like when you see some of these countries and just some of the wild shit they do and it's just so fucking bizarre like it's so weird okay people are there wait there's only cut out of part of a picture there's like hundreds of people there for what the people that have died in the last like a week or like probably a week like and then so they're celebrating these deaths in this country but it used to be funny if there was like DJ music like and they're like everyone's vibing out just like like you know crowd surfing these like dead bodies when that'd be fun it's like it was just the idea that's dead bodies and like just dance around dead bodies you don't do that that shit's got a fucking stink and just be like

1:13:21gross i'm sorry for the audience but everything i think i want to talk about our show especially what like especially i can't imagine they have like the procedures that we would have in like a farce world countries like we live in oh to like exume the body and to do like a bombing fluid and stuff like that so they don't just make it like just like a piece of wax so there's like no stinker it doesn't like decompose all hideous straightaway or anything dude something we have to do that i just watched recently because Chelsea's never seen the full thing beetle juice man oh she never seen the full thing no such a great movie i watched it i was like really high like these like i was high i would love to dress up as beetle juice for like a Halloween special or something but do it like properly yeah like have the full like shit yeah and you guys speak like you vulgarist hell like every soul fun to slap your jacket there's like fucking dust coming out and shit i'll be that i'll be that uh african guy i'll put black face on

1:14:22it i'll like sprinkle dust on your head so you sh-it shrinks do you think that uh um beetle just two is gonna end up being like hawkest focus to us probably i think though ruin it with some wheelcast bullshit and it's gonna destroy it everyone's like watching this trailer of like uh general or tega and it's like fake thinking it's real uh-hmm crazy um jaz burials burials and nor leans no no leans do you know uh do you know that song by the animals i don't i don't what i don't think i do you don't you don't know the animals bro i'd like having a clue or your like the house of the rising sun oh yeah of course i don't have house of the rising sun uh nor leans you don't know now he says no yeah no no no on leans there is a house in New Orleans they colorize in some yeah but he says no on leans yeah i don't get a reason i know that it's because

1:15:26did you ever hear of a band called muse yeah he's like me as an i was a demon okay i do i love muse still i want to see them live a couple times um that's how i first heard that song because they don't cover all of it oh boo they have it in 4k now and i was like they all like babies what happened like the what's his name lead singer man are you know let me that crazy he's for me for you no no i mean the animals oh yeah like they it's just bizarre the different time error right and like they're all very probably very young again they're early 20s or if not like a little younger and it's like what a different time to exist you like the Beatles and stuff right put you some love like yeah you're really changing shit where you're like doing acid and not doing anything being a bunch of hypocrites so with a big horn band culture at the heart of New Orleans is and it's not surprising they play music even in death the funeral procession is led by a big horn band have a big horn you also have a big horn what what type of music does it play

1:16:38ah skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis skis uh i was trying to think of something funny do you understand what my references though or is that another thing in do you call it a maripi you're so warned do you yeah do you live in America no i live in the land that doesn't really exist because it's not real it's america it's the states Canada Canada doesn't exist though we're all about the same thing no yeah it will be one day when we sign the the trial a trial out of all commissions fucking bullshit we're all be one country yeah and all over here like that's like a thing where you call it like oh i had some horn on me a horn horn like a dick yeah like a dick like if you were if you were getting a bone or hope or something oh weird yeah like like like no not everybody but like in some of the like slang like dudes would be like i had some horn where yeah you say boner um erection erection erection uh so so this fame is like this this this

1:17:46a horn they have a horn band playing which plays a sad tune at first followed by an upbeat jazz and blues number accompanied by furious dancing which means that people must go out of their way dancing their fucking like this freaking out man dance like yeah it's havin a good time i just picture because i associate horn with the whole lighter thing i just picture um president buraci obama virginia we are counting on you republicans want to steal enough seats in congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years but you can stop them by voting yes by april 21st help put our elections back on a level playing field, and let voters decide not politicians. Vote yes by April 21st. Paid for by Virginians for fair elections. Step into the world of power, loyalty, and luck.

1:18:48I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. With family, conoles, and spins mean everything. Now, he want to get mixed up in the family business. Introducing the Godfather at chumpacacino.com. Test your luck in the shadowy world of the Godfather slot someday. I will call upon you to do a service for me. Play the Godfather now at chumpacacino.com. Welcome to the family. No, for just necessary VGW group void for prohibited by law, 21 plus terms and conditions apply. Hello again, dudes and like G strings are completely nude with like all those mardi gras beads on them. Yeah. Or like with the whistles like Terry Cruz in fucking white chicks. It's so crazy because I like I did that. It'd be so racist, but it's one of the fun. It's very funny. Maybe I fucking love that shit. This one's wild. A totem pole stands erect, speaking of penises, in honor of a warrior shaman or chief and the had the people. It's H-A-I-D-A. I don't know where that is.

1:19:51Oh, it's their Indian, of course, East Indian, I'm sure, some Indian over there, not Indian over here. But they would fit it. So if you were a had the Indian, this would fit your description. Your body would be beat. Listen this. Your body would be beaten with clubs so that could fit in a tiny wooden box. The box then would be listless. Then the box they put in a fucking mortuary like a totem pole in front of the dead person's home. And then the family would tell stories. So listen, they would put you in a totem pole and they would beat the living shit out of you. So your body is like thin enough to like fit inside of the totem pole. I don't know why you're right. I was like, that's a boss to be, but like the idea of that and how you described that sounds hilarious. I mean, the idea of a dead body and like several people with clubs and bats just like beating

1:20:54it to a pulp to it's like all mushy and it sounds like a scary movie trope like something that scary movie has done is it's like, oh, he's dead now. And then just like fucking Barry bonds comes in with his baseball bat and he's just like smacking the shit. Like that's a while, then. That's one of the weirdest ones I like, there's a but there's, I've had a bunch of fucking weird shit. But the fact that like people would beat the living shit out of your corpse like beat it. So your bones are like dust. How much would it take though to like beat the like how much would it take to beat a dead body where the bones are decrepit enough where you can just kind of shove it into a box and then put it into a totem pole and then get this. Your family's like Thomas, you see, he was a good guy. He's in there. We beat the living shit. We literally bit the living shabby so he could fit inside it. But he's there. And you know what? He was a good guy and they just like tell stories about you.

1:21:55I've got to imagine like it would take an extremely long beaten and an extreme amount of force to like mash a body to the point where you could like squeeze it into one of those. Also, is there any sort of like protective measures that like your meat sack wouldn't be like dripping all out of that shit and like stinking the place up or like you touch it and probably not. They probably got real sick afterwards. Yeah, like I was going to say it was like so that body is I thought you were going to say the totem pole. Yeah, I thought you were going to say it would probably be weak and PSI if you're like house for a while. I feel like it was like your brother mom or some shit. But I thought you were going to say like how is there a measure is to make sure that you're dead? Because what if you just like working custom like passed out and nobody like really like you know, this is some, you know, backwood country and India or some shit. I don't know where this place is, you know, and then like they like are beating the should have you and you wake up to me and I'm like, I have a wife and you're like bones

1:22:59or bra broken. Yeah, like you started like the feet or the legs and just start smashing the seat as the person like react. Have you ever seen Freddy got fingered? Yeah. Where is girlfriend is purple and she has no feeling in their legs. You get just and that's what turns her on is smacking the shit out of her legs. I haven't seen that in so long. So, such a fucked up with that. Tom Green is the first podcaster man. He killed that shit. He was the first person to really create what we're doing today really. And now he's doing it again. He lives in the middle of nowhere in Canada. And he's figured out now where he's like down like an episode or two where he's like in the boonies. And he said he's in the middle of fucking nowhere in some like fucking barn. Obviously, I was like my kind of guy. I know. I kind of like that shit. This one's crazy. Lay out your dad. This is the tower of silence. I'm going to shut the fuck up where the corpses are left out to be eaten by vultures before being brought to brought there.

1:23:59The Zohar Astrian. And we're obsessed with like to obsessively they would clean the body washing it with water and bull urine. So just in case this guy is real dirty and are only allowed to be touched by professional corpse bears. So many people allowed to touch the corpse and the Zohar Astrian traditions which weirdly a lot of occultist people believe in that realm of beliefs because it's very old, which I feel like eventually we'll get to on the show. They see the bodies as being terribly corrupt and risked of being attacked by demons. So they're like obsessed with like cleaning it and they leave it out to be eaten away. Nice. So that sounds very similar to that's what I was going to say. I was like, this kind of brings it into what you were going to talk about. Hmm. Sounds very, very similar to a, you know what, I know I'm not, I have to pee so bad. You know, I'm going to do, I'm going to pee right now while I talk about this.

1:25:00Yes. I'm going to do it on the show. I'm going to piss in this can. Okay. So just so everybody knows why I'm talking right now. It's to drown out the noise of Tom pissing into a can. He's just trying from. I don't know if you'll hear it though. I had to do it. Alex did this once in the show. I might as well do it. Okay. Keep talking. You want to hear it? No, I'm trying to listen to see. Can I actually hear it? See if I need this. Okay. So sky burials or celestial burials as they are first for the podcast, other than Alex. Are the burial rights of choice for the Tibetans? After a member of the community has died, the body is cut into pieces by a burial master and is taken to a selected site, usually in the area of high elevation. This is because the corpse is then supposed to be eaten by vultures who tend to congregate at higher altitudes. After the vultures have consumed the body, the belief is that they take the body away to heavens where the soul of the deceased person remains until they're ready for their next reincarnation.

1:26:01This practice is believed to have been practiced as many as 11,000 years ago, but there is little to no written evidence or physical evidence due to the fact that the remains are ingested by vultures or other animals. For Tibetans, the sky burial serves both practical and spiritual functions. Often the ground is frozen, making difficult to dig graves, making sky burials and appealing alternative. Many of the central values of the Tibetan culture revolve around being humble, generous and honoring nature. Sky burials allow physical bodies of Tibetans to be returned to the art in a way that generously provides a meal to the vultures and very minimally disturbs the art. Because of their belief in reincarnation, death is seen as more of a transition, as opposed to an ending. They believe the soul moves on from the body at the very instant of death, leaving very little room for attachment to the physical body. In fact, in order for the soul of the person to have an easy transition into their next

1:27:02life, the Tibetans believe that there should be no trace left of the physical body after death, providing another advantage of this practice. President Barack Obama. Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years. But you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st. Help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians. Vote yes by April 21st. Paid for by Virginians for fair elections. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. The rush of racing? Nothing beats it. But Jumbo Casino comes close. Jumbo's got fast spins, fun games, daily bonuses, and all the action you can handle. Now that's a ride. Ready to hit the throttle? Get in the driver's seat and head to chumbaceno.com.

1:28:04Let's chumbac. Sponsored by chumbacacino. No purchase necessary. VGW group voidware prohibited by law, 21 plus terms and conditions apply. And I just out of the corner of my eye, I feel like I see you swinging the can full of little drop on to my computer and I can see it. Okay, whatever this is the funniest shit ever, whatever, it's all fine, man, so funny. This is literally Alex did this Billy's buddy on our Halloween special where he couldn't hold it anymore and he did it under the table. What we were filming, which shows all of us, which was really hard to achieve. And I was like, I want to piss, but I can't ruin this episode. Aaron's it's probably like nine o'clock there. So I wanted to just get it done and I did it. But man, if you're a man out there, if you're a woman, you're probably like, wow, man, but like I peed in this little hole, I had to press my penis head right against just

1:29:06and I'm like, am I going to cut myself? This is not the one with bearded. This is almost empty. So that's the one you just pissed. Yeah. Be crazy. You did, you did actually, you did actually lift that candle, don't say I pissed in this can. It's warm. Well, I did that, but why not, man? This is what we are. We are strange, bro. And I didn't want to leave, man. Do you want to leave you? I look, I can't say anything. Well, I haven't done it. I don't think on a podcast that I remember years ago when I used to do a lot of PC game and I used to play Daisy a lot, like 12 hours a day, like a big fucking fat, scary mongloid. And I was that obsessed with the game and being online with the other dudes on the server. So basically you would spawn into a map and it was all like real life. You had to eat. You couldn't get your clothes wet. You would die if I would tell me all this shit, right? Yeah. We all used to play it together, but there was no like, like there was no pause running

1:30:09in the game. Yeah. And then if you logged out, your character would stay on the map for like three minutes. So if someone discovered you, it could just kill you and take everything. Oh, okay. So like I used to do that constantly. I would be like, you know, drink cans and stuff. Do you want those dudes like piss balls over fucking? Oh, yeah. Just piss, piss all over me. It's crazy because I can't remember the last time I did that was in a car, right? We got a trip. We got a fuck of pee, man. But I'm like, you know what, you don't believe you, Tom, I think I don't even think you use the toilet. I think you just piss in cans and stuff. I don't know. I love to do. I love that. I'm just going to shove a fucking, I couldn't do this because anytime I remember whatever it is. Yeah. Fucking. You drop in this fucking delicious weed pen, man. It's probably like he's dropping his can of piss. It's like, no, it's like if you, if you must watch trailer by boys, three pisses in the jugs, the piss jugs, Ray has it is fucking the, the, the dump that it's like Ricky got me this great place.

1:31:10He lives in the fucking trailer in the dump and there's like piss jugs everywhere. He's like, he's been trucking. I can't do a ball. He's been trucking for. And then so he's got used to peeing in like fucking jugs. I need, I need, need, need you and Chelsea this weekend to watch that show that I told you about ages ago called the Inbetweeners. I love that show. You've seen it. The English show. Oh, dude, the, I don't know if you've seen all the episodes with the one where they go to London club and yeah, I have one of my favorite movies is the first one for a comedy. The only big talk. He pisses. He's pissing in a can and he cuts the top of his dick in the can and he's like, I remember that. Yeah. And like over the other dude that always tells the lies, he's like looking at and he's like, oh, just look, please, just look. And then like the, the, the bouncers walking and he's like, look at his dick and it's like holding piss and blood and he's like, get out. Yeah, I remember that. That's funny because at some point, we'll have to like talk about that show.

1:32:12That by far is like an out there obscure reminds me of Canadian comedy, which is adopted from British comedy, essentially, it's just, it's so good. The movie's man that that's seen where they go in the club and they're like dancing and they're like, try to like, if flirt with the girls, but they have like, no, no, no, no. No game. It's like that empty dance floor and they dance from like the bar. Why? You guys like think this is impressive, bro? There's another show actually we should maybe watch a couple of episodes of it at some time or maybe do something where we could watch it with people because they're like really short format like 20 minutes, 25 minutes in episode. It's called inside number nine. Never heard that. Dude, I'm telling you look it up after this. I guarantee you will love this. Okay. I got, I got an idea. Okay. Let's just not spoil this, you know, because it's meant to be kind of like a fun episode because I haven't seen it, but let's do, let's, the first time you watch Kenny versus Speddy because I feel like I'll get you hooked on it.

1:33:13Let's watch it together for either Patreon or the main show on YouTube because I feel like Kenny Hots would let me get away with it. Even if I talk to him, I could probably maybe get him on the show, but if I talk to him and be like, yeah, we want to do a commentary on your show because my Irish friends never seen it. He's Canadian. He's chill with the fans. They do live shows in Toronto and we're like around America, even which is crazy and he doesn't understand how the show blew up this much. We should do that. Yeah. I'm done for that. I wait because I'll find a very good episode to start you off with. It's fuck dude. They do this shit like who can stay blindfold the longest and then the one Kenny tricks the other guy Speddy, which is always like gets angry in the loser that he's actually blind. So he keeps fucking with him, but then he like finds ways to cheat to convince him to take off his blindfold before he dies. And even though in the footage, she already did, he convinces on that he did. So as long as he gets him to do the humiliation is his gloat for winning, right?

1:34:16It's so good. Yeah. I won't watch it until you're your first impression because it's it's quite hilarious. So this is one I thought was fun. This was being my kind of thing is the Russian vodka, right? So Russian vodka, dill pickles and rye bread is left out for the deceased at a party. Don't know why I sound like the real poor Russian Orthodox churches would ring the bell to gather the villages to a funeral followed by a series of services and dinner parties for nine days, according to had nine days and then what at oh, this is crazy. So nine days after I'm dead, if I was Russian in this orthodox town or whatever it's like ding ding ding ding ding. And then you know, everyone has a fucking party, okay? In 40 days after the person dies, the black bread is meant to reserve the Russian tradition of breaking the black bread upon meeting a new person.

1:35:21So that must be a tradition and obviously Russians love vodka and the pickle thing I don't understand. Maybe they shove it up their asses, but they like take a shot when they eat some bread as a tradition for when they meet. So but then they party on the ninth day that you're dead. And then they've also party on the 40th day weird, not weird. Russians are mental. Have you ever met one? Yeah, there's a couple of them that like live in town here now that of like my friends balls, man. Russians are scary. I know. You know, for all the fans, you know this by now, that shadow people experience I had started when Russians grab my my friend Mike's balls and when you tell me that I was more I would have thought that I would have been more unsettled by the shadow people thing. But I actually think I was more unsettled by the fact that that to me sounded like the start of like a hostile movie or something. It's it was those dudes are like that that had potential for you guys to be tied up somewhere.

1:36:23We joked about what they had in like their suitcases and shit like as a joke, there's like three Russian dudes that like look like they were fairly like you could say fit like further age. Like in their 40s, probably 50s of that age, 50s, but like not yoked, but like fit. And then like walking past and I was wearing a band down 19 years old. I'm a skinny buck. You know, my fucking doing drugs. You know what I mean? And they way like rub my head and they're like you crazy canadiens and they like rub my head. I don't know. There's some weird like I could feel it that they were like interested by us like young boys or whatever, right? It's true. Like when you were explaining that to me before I kept having visions of, you know, the scene

1:37:25in hostile on the train where the dude is eating that ham salad. Yeah, yeah. Remember, he's like shaking and shitting her like you need a fork there, buddy. And he's going like, no, he's like shoving it in and shit. And then remember, doesn't he grab the dude's leg? Oh, yeah, yeah. And the guy is like, it the fuck they make fun of it and you're a trip, I think. It's like, that's what I was kind of picture when you told me that story. I was like, that really like not to even try and like make it funny. You're like a bit, but like it does actually kind of sound like that. If you guys have hung around in that situation for too long, that it could have been pretty spooky. That's right. That's what Cuba felt like to me. My cousin went back to Cuba. I've said this story before, right? And that he went off the resort with this guy and they try to do this like to me not take me off the resort. But they'd be like, I blare my speaker and my music. And this one guy came up, his name is Yuri and some black dude and some Cuban guy, but he was black like with the dreads and shit. And he was like, I love DMX, suck my dick, suck my dick.

1:38:27And I was like, cool, cool, man, that's nice. But he was like super cool, but he had one long nail for like snorting coke, obviously. And it was just such a bizarre experience and then one guy gave me his brand new iPhone so he could take my shitty nano iPod and then put my music on to his computer. But he said that there was a block gave back my my iPod and I trusted it because he gave me his new iPhone. I was like, whatever. If you want to take my nano, I'll take this shit home. And then we switched. I couldn't do it because it was in Cuba, whatever, there's an encryption that he couldn't break through. So I was like, I know, and then so my cousin went back and he said, he went off the resort with his, I might have been with Neil, but I think it was a bizarre body that I know these dudes like personally. And they went off the resort and they went to this guy, they thought he was super chill and he was like, my cousin's very open and doesn't really care. He takes risks. And then so he goes, whatever.

1:39:27And then they're eating and he's like, they offered me this very small meal. And then he shows him a picture of this young girl and said, that's my 14 year old niece. He's like, how much? How much? Yeah. And they got the fuck out of there. But yeah, the guy was offering up his niece and people do this in Muslim countries too. Well, Arabic countries happens all the time. Offer up your like daughter or a kid and like, how much can I get like money from you? Crazy. It's fucking, I don't know about that. She had a spooky to me. That sounds like a fucking way to we talk about hostile on your show, man. I feel like that's going to be a two hour episode. That sounds like I don't know if you've seen infinity pool. I actually really liked it. Yeah, it reminds me of that whole idea where it's like that's called the resort. I like my dad because I'm like nervous. Like it'll be fun. Let's go after a resort and do a lot of crazy wild cheese. Dude, I you suggested that movie and it's wild. It's a general what actually when you mean it turns me on, but scares me at the same time.

1:40:31Yeah. It's that weird allure of like I feel like drawn in, but at the same time. It's like, I'm willing to risk being stabbed today. Yeah. I didn't realize when you mentioned Cuba and like resorts and stuff, is it a rubah? Is like notorious for like tourists like leaving the resorts and like going mason and shift. Yeah. There's a lot of places like that. Brazil. But they don't have as much resorts in Brazil, but Brazil is known for like people like if you leave your designated area, it's like you'll get messed up. There's a lot of places. I'm sure Cuba is the same way, man. I certain locations are going to hide the deaths and it's fine because that got a lot downloads. People love that shit. Our strange vacations episode, people are fascinated by that stuff. So this one's weird. President Barack Obama Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years, but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st.

1:41:34Help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians. Yes, by April 21st, paid for by Virginians for fair elections. It is Ryan C. Crest here. There was a recent social media trend, which consisted of flying on a plane with no music, no movies, no entertainment, but a better trend would be going to chumbacacino.com. It's like having a mini social casino in your pocket. Chumbacacino has over a hundred online casino style games, all absolutely free. It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane. So grab your free welcome bonus now at chumbacacino.com sponsored by chumbacacino. This is the Ben Guit of the north, western Philippines blindfolded their dead and placed them next to the main entrance of the house, obviously the person that's died. To make them look like they're alive still and these people of the Philippines dress the

1:42:34bodies in their best clothes and sit them in a chair and place a cigarette on their lips. We're showing you an image of a supposed real real one and they dress them in their like goofy ass like, oh, give you a little fun knitted headdress and shit and like with a bunch of flowers around you. Is that wild, man? So crazy. So I was going to end it. I feel like this would be an episode on its own. I feel like, but I was going to mention like the day of the dead, you know, D, D less mortades. The day of the dead obviously is a celebration of death or people were death skull masks and stuff in Mexico. And I wanted to kind of end on this would be kind of fun. How would you like your, what would you like to happen to your dead body? There's a couple of options nowadays, do you want to know?

1:43:34Yeah. So at the outdoor labs of the University of Tennessee in Texas state, university researchers are always have a great need for human cadavers. This is a place where groups of students learn about the rate of D, the composing corpses to make a biological environment germinated special plant varieties. So I think the idea is they like, like they look at your corpse, right? You know, look at it and they like study it and then they then they put you in a tree. They like plant your body. Yeah, no, I'm good for that. No. I'm good for that. People say, oh, it's for science, man, it's for that. I don't care. Oh, not there yet. I don't care. I'll be dead. So I don't care what happens with science. To be honest with you. Oh, man, there's some cool ones. Just wait, man. Uh, they're also, this is pretty cool.

1:44:35This is the one I've been down for. I would love my, my main wife, if I were to choose and I could actually choose and I like money towards it, make me a fucking mummy. I want to be wrapped in a bunch of shit, put me in expensive sarcophagus and then just display me in your home, but just don't open it because I'll stink. But like, just leave that shit at like, yeah, I want to be in like, uh, one of those big massive sarcophagus, like, fucking immoltep in the mummy. Yeah. I know. Something I want to do. I'm trying to convince Chelsea to watch some of the movies and she was like, hey, it's going to be crazy. God, dude. It is so good. I know. I love. I like the movie, the pyramid, just for that shit. I know. Right. And that even has that has fucking. I know. But from the in between. Jesus. Fucking cringey. So you would be a bummy. Yeah. It would probably be a mummy. I actually, here's a question. I don't know if you guys have it there. You know, when you get a driver's license to ask you, do you want to be an organ donor?

1:45:39Yeah. Uh, they never asked me, but I would say no. I'm sorry. It's just to be where I like, but my cousin could have used your organ. I just, I don't know about it. Fuck your cousin. Yeah. Just like the same way I also declined to be an organ donor because I just get out of it when I knew I said to me, like, oh, my God, that's horrible. Like, could be somebody that really needs that. It's like saving. I'm like, you don't want anything that's inside of me. No. No. Well, me. That's funny because me neither. But if it was someone I knew, and they're like, can you give up a kidney? And it was someone I really cared about to keep them alive. Yeah, I'd probably do that, but to some poor Shlaw, I don't know, um, while they probably taken a bunch of pharmaceutical messes that keep them alive their entire life because they got addicted to some sort of shit, uh, no. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. So you probably caught up with, obviously, the familiar image of ancient Egyptian pharaohs. The thing is now there's no longer, it's not like, you know, just a privilege for for ancient Egyptian pharaohs, you know, there is a, it's called the

1:46:41some Sumam company, SM, M, S, U, M, M, U, M, Sumam, Sumam, M, uh, company will bomb your dead body or pet and place it inside of an empty statue similar to the ancient forms of embalming. Of course, with this luxurious nature of this method, the embalming cost is not small. When it comes to it, it is, uh, $67,000 USD. Yeah, I want to go to whole hog with it though. Um, and I'm going to butcher this is the one, the pronunciation, whatever, but I want it like the way it was back then where, yeah, when they pull out your brain, they scoop your brain out. Yeah. And then they have the, what is it like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the canopic jars or canopic jars, whatever it is, yeah, and they put your organs, like stuff your organs down into them. So they have like all these cool little jars and then have me in a big badass sarcophagus.

1:47:43Yeah, that'd be fucked up. Oh, yeah, we mentioned the diamonds thing they do turn your bodies. Oh, that was it. Yeah, that was it. Um, and also actually if you're going to put me in a mummy thing, right? I want, I want you to wrap me up perfectly like a mummy or whatever. But then I want you to cough, um, a piece of the head thing away. And leave my decomposing face, sticking it like a mothap, yeah. So like with like no lip and like exposed, like bones and she's, I want my sarcophagus made, but I want it to be like where you can see my rig and mortis. Yeah, get it. So I'm stiff all the time, baby, uh, which is if you've seen, uh, clerks, right? I have the chick at the end, fucks the dead body thinking it's Dante. And it's like a dead guy. So fucked up. Um, so or would you like to be like, they can put you into the, um, the seafloor into, uh, so if you die, um, you can be around fish all the time. If you love, uh, you know, the, the ocean and your cremation would be mixed into the environment.

1:48:43We're in a friendly cast. So this is what it could look like. Yeah, nah, boring. Yeah, so you're in the bottom of the ocean now, my ting. Um, how about we can shoot your fucking shit in outer space? Part of your ashes will have the opportunity to explore the specular space of the universe. Thanks. The idea of space traveler after dying thanks to satellite, um, so there's certain satellite, the services, uh, expected to be released in November 2015. So this article is obviously wrote in a while ago. If this is your choice, congratulations. Your ashes will stay in the universe for a long time because the orbit of this satellite is estimated last from five weeks to several hundred years. We don't really know because we don't know if the others flat or not. So it could stay in orbit for five weeks or several hundred years. We're not sure because we don't know anything because it's probably not even going to space. So I'll go one step above that then put me in the giant sarcophagus, tie me to

1:49:44the site of a rocket and then shoot me to the moon. Yeah. Man, I saw a video and I want to get, I want to get one of those high powered lasers because I saw a video of people like pointing the laser at the moon. And it looks fake, right? It looks like the moon's fake. And I'm like, well, I won't know until I do it. So I want to do it myself and then prove if it is real or not, you know, I have, I, I've actually been drawn down that like rabbit hole of the whole moon thing recently. It's a, if it's real and we don't live in a fucking dome or whatever, it's a satellite. Yeah, I have a lot of new thoughts. So I think it might be interesting sometimes to do a, I just do a free for all talk. Me and Juan talked a long time ago and I kept it because the last strange ones episodes are on the page right now. It is about like the idea is the moon is satellite. Now I like, it's interesting because I would, it would be kind of, we should just

1:50:44do a live special called the moon question mark. You know, it's like really? What the fuck is it? Do we know? I don't think so. You know, is it made of cheese? I used to think that when I was a kid and then I used to always get told about the man on the moon. Yeah, I know. It looks like the moon. It looks like a face and shit. That's, it still looks like a face. And I'm like, I don't know. I was like, all right. It's like, is that we're bearing the big blue house stole that idea? Yeah. And there's, there's a theories how the moon is a reflection as above so below as the earth and that if you match up the moon and the way they perceive the map that there's extra land on earth, that's like, there's a, there's some weird, very weird theories. Yeah, I seen, I seen something earlier in the week. I can't remember. I'm going to absolutely butcher this. But somebody had this like really detailed description of like, so images of the moon

1:51:44from art and then supposed images of the art from the moon and how like nothing matches up at all or makes any sense. I thought it was quite fascinating. There's some weird stuff going on. And that's why I've always said, look, I don't know what to believe in. Speaking of cheese, we bought some Irish cheese that we liked. I just thought about you the whole time and I was like, the flag on it and shit. And it's just like, it's a white cheddar that's like Irish cheese. And I was like, the whole time I was thinking about, I was like, I was like, eating your body, you know, what can, can I send food to Canada? I have no idea. Now, obviously, I know like, I'm going to send like, fucking raw meat or anything like that. But president Barack Obama, Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election. And we'll uncheck power for two more years, but you can stop them by voting. Yes, by April 21st, help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters

1:52:48decide not politicians vote. Yes, by April 21st, paid for by Virginians for fair elections. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing, another checkered flag for the books, time to celebrate with chamba, jump in at chamba casino dot com. Let's chamba. No purchase necessary VTW group. Boy, we're prohibited by law C T and C 21 plus sponsored by chamba casino. Stuff like that is that is it possible for me to send that to you? I don't know, because the guy want, I'm like, I see this on here. I don't want to send me such shit, but like, I don't, I don't necessarily know because it would be because I've debated on I have a PO address. So I was debating on like giving fans of the show, my PO address, because I've had people reach out to me and be like, Oh, I want to send you this or that. And I was like, I don't think you can do that. And they're like, they're in the States. They're like, No, I will go. Like we can, we can do that. Like it was like something like not crazy. I think it might have been something like food or something like that. Or like, I know one lady wanted to send me like books on something.

1:53:53He's a long time ago, but there was a company who have sent me stuff. But like, could I send you this or that? And I was like, do you guys have a mailing address? And I'm like, not yet a few years ago. I made the mistake of I started to get that request more and more about sent and things to either taste or try or do. When I was like, this is probably dangerous. And a few times I was stupid enough to give out my actual address. And I was like, whoa, yeah, I was like, I ain't going to get fucking martyred. No, you like that. We have a PO address locally. So I could do that. Maybe it just sent it to the post office, whatever. But still still killed a lady in the post office. So fucked. So you could actually have your cremations made into a firework true motto. It will be the moment of glory. And then suddenly you'll become brilliant, more brilliant than ever. With starting price of around 1500 USD. I don't know. USD isn't. I'm fucking too high to dollars, isn't it? But is that? I didn't say it dollars.

1:54:53Oh, weird. That makes sense. That actually makes a lot of sense. I was like, US would be US currency. So it makes sense. Who the fuck else is doing fireworks though? So now I want to make me a mummy, strap me to a rocket, shoot me to the moon. And then while that's all going on, you can take because I have such a big horn. You can take half of my horn and turn it into a firework and shoot the fireworks off at the same time when I'm playing to the moon. That image is fucked up. Just like you like get like, I have some fucking cannon. But like you're in a sarcophagus flying through the fucking air towards the moon. But like in the in the dick of the sarcophagus is a bunch of Roman candles. So it's like, boom, boom, boom. And you're like flying towards the moon. That's a pretty good description. That's kind of exactly what I was pictured. Or you could be made to a tattoo. That would be cool as well. That Bruce Lee tattoo is hilarious.

1:55:54I love to get something so funny. Fuck it. It's it's Bruce Lee. But then it connects to your fist like he's punching your giant fist. It's fucking sweet. So yeah, this is literally a real thing. Some tattoo artists will cremate, will create memorable tattoos with ink made from cremated ashes of your loved ones. Nice. Here's something I'm going to put out there. I actually know what I think it was. If anyone thinks this is a really funny, cool idea, what you can do is you can send me in Tom Money and then you can choose the tattoo that we get. I have enough room. There's I know there's certain places I want. Obviously, we don't know either of us are going to get like the big fucking Steve or like back piece or anything. But if somebody wants to pick out a small tattoo, 100%, and this is like on to like if fans are hearing this like 10 years later, if people actually want to do this, your tattoo of choice, but we do get to pick where it goes on our body and

1:56:54how big is it big, big it is. Cause I have a bunch of plans for what I want to do, but you know, with the recession that we've never admitted, we live that we have we're in the bigger more we're in worse off than we were in the depression technically due to the economy and how it's set up. Now, no, I'm not my grandfather working at 11 years old and barely having anything to eat, but due to the amount of money that is being made currently and all that's shit and how the economy is set up technically, we're in a very bad. I luckily get paid decent not everyone gets paid when I get paid, right? So like, I'm sure that some people are really struggling. I'm glad I'm not one of those people and I will. If I need to, man, I'll be like Tony Montana, you know, well, actually, I think you're saying that from a place of middle class white privilege, Tom. Yes, I 100% you can't speak on that because you obviously don't live and work

1:57:56in the coal mines like the rest of us. No, no, I don't live in the coal mines. I don't have black face coming in a coal line. But no, I do work hard for my money and I have lived a pretty rough life. Nope, not allowed to any of that. I know more poor people and I know poor, poor black people. Maybe it's because I associate more with white people. No matter, no, doesn't matter that you've had any of these things or you've been a lot for 30 years, or you have a job running, you can just cancel out all of that because it's not right. It's so funny because most of my friends that I grew up with were like poor white dudes, like dudes that didn't have much. I was middle class, to say the least, and definitely mediocre. And then I made my life worse. I've always said this, right? That I've I was the one that created a lot of the turmoil that I had within my life, but also I was questioning my existence and a bunch of other shit. Why am I here all this stuff? But like most of my friends, almost all my friends have a one kid that I've

1:58:59joked about that had a pool in his house. And he would dress with like ripped jeans and rip sweaters to look like us because we were all like just scraping by technically. Like technically all my friends just scraping by and these were just white people. My buddy, this is my one buddy that like we like I would be jealous because I couldn't hang out there. His mom was a nurse and she worked a nice shift. And she was raising her like two sons by herself and a daughter that was grown, that would come like coming to the house and we had always razzle and shit. But like in it, like all my friends would go there because we're all like from poor environments or parents that were just like trying to scrape by. So like let the kids go run around the town, you know? And it's crazy because most people be like, you're like white privilege. Like shut the fuck up, man. There's black privilege now that if you're anything but white, you have some sort of privilege. Yeah, that's that that's always my argument that I know people are just going to say, oh, you're only saying that because you're white, but like I do feel like that,

1:59:59like in modern day. No, it's like a crime to be like. Oh, yeah, 100% and you see this and there's, there's black creators, right? People that, you know, have darker skin color than me, because I say there's one race, the human race. I don't even go shit, man. My, I've Jamaican family, man. I don't give a shit like this idea that like everyone is different. And I had two very strong beers of why I'm saying stuff like this because I'm like, don't care, right? At this point in my life, I've done this podcast long enough. I have have enough of an influence online where I'm like, man, it is what it is. People need to realize that there's something beyond skin color, the fact that like you will be considered more in the States and can't, I'm sure Canada does this, but you will be considered more if you're a person of color than you will a white person. It's the same way these French elitist people, why I was shit on Quebec is there was people, there's people suing certain like jobs or whatever in Quebec that if you don't speak affluent French, if you're like main language isn't like French, you will lose

2:01:03your job or you'll get paid less than people that are French. And for all the Canadians that know and Americans never know on the other world, I don't know. Nobody really likes Quebec. They want to do the wrong thing. And if you go there, they're the only place in Canada that's not bilingual. Everything is in French. And if you don't speak French, they treat you like you're a black guy in the 1940s in America. So it's, it's why little I feel like I am going to try and keep my thoughts to myself, is this is probably a whole other episode? Yeah, 100%. But yeah, I have a lot of thoughts on that. 100%. President Barack Obama. Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years, but you can stop them. By voting yes, by April 21st, help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians.

2:02:03Vote yes, by April 21st. Paid for by Virginians for fair elections. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing, another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chamba. Jump in at chambacasino.com. Let's Chamba. And we've, this was meant to be like me and Larry, it's been two months since we've recorded. And Strange Brew is very much open right the way we talk about stuff is very open and that's the whole point of the show, right, is to kind of be out there and to be our true selves. I'm not doing this for anyone else, but myself and then people love and, you know, connect with that content that I'm doing, then good, share it, you know, like I've only been here trying to just do something that's entertaining and fun and not be like everybody else. Because it's for who it's for. Yeah. And then you guys know who you are, the hose heads, right, a joke, because that's the what there is a cult I'm just kidding, but it's like a, a following of this show and

2:03:08now coming to your show and our shows are crossing over where I've noticed that recently I'm getting more and more downless from Ireland. So like there is this like bridge being connected, right? And even with the podcast that it was stuff and this was all meant to be fun, right? I've never claimed to be an intellectual podcast, you know, never claim that shit. I'm going to talk about what I want to talk about and I'm going to drink and get high like I would every day, you know, that's the fun of it. That's the fun of it though. That's the thing like it's it's sometimes I think people take shit like a little bit too seriously. And I know we've talked about a lot of serious topics over the last year or two or whatever, but like there is a degree of it that's like, you know, everything doesn't have to be a problem. I have to laugh as we've talked about like some serious shit. I have to try like even Billy always brings up the Chris Watts episode, which one of the darkest episodes would be done next to the highway of tears, which is the indigenous people going missing and stuff like that.

2:04:11But like even then I tried to kid. I'm sure people let's do it. I don't even remember what I said, but I probably tried to kid around a bit because like even in those dark situations, I tried to I have to try to make light of it. That's how my my psyche works and I'm pretty sure everyone that listens to this and even more people out there think the same thing. And they always try to hide everyone's trying to like, uh, piece people that they don't even know. Yeah, just do your own fucking thing. Be interested in what you're interested in. So we know, we know what Aaron wants to do when he dies. Okay. So let's cover this. Aaron wants to be mummified, plan a sarcophagus launched into the moon, but as he's going towards the moon, he wants to have a bunch of Roman candles shooting from his penis. It's hard. That's pretty much it. It's hard to beat. That's pretty much it. I know it's going to cost me a lot of money, but I feel like that's a pretty good way to go. And I picture as well, kind of like what you said, I don't want to be shot into space

2:05:14in a rock. I'm kind of picturing more like a Johnny Knoxville, like, circus cannon, comes out of the cannon with the face. The kind of like, yeah, yeah, that's what I pictured too. I definitely pictured that the fucking you waving goodbye as your fucking sarcophagus gets launched out of this fucking huge, you're like, yeah, what's his name? And he's on that little fucking Chris Pontius, oh, rib tailor, and he's like, my feet honestly is weird because like, this has been kind of a rant stop episode, which I've named them now off topic or off the rails. I have to have two options or whatever, because we did that urban legends episode. I think you saw clips of it where it's like, it was just the first time Brett and Sawyer and Billy and all of us came together and stuff like that, and we just had fun. And I had this like, very complex like urban legends tales, but it just kept going off the rails and let it just kept going out, because I couldn't help it. There's four of us fucking billies like loving like Sawyer's joking about shit.

2:06:15It's just so hard to contain. So that's why it becomes these kind of fun shows that I think that people are used to and enjoy actually. But like, I've recently, why one of my go to films are Jackass and I have them bought on YouTube. So wherever we go, I can watch them. So the one down, the honeymoon, I was drunk and I was like, and we had that projector on this like side of the wall or whatever. And I was like, man, we're just watching some Jackass shit and it was fucking fun. It's so good. I watched them with like, maybe that a year ago, I watched all of them and I just forgot how funny some of this shit is. Everything. My, so I was left out of this, I was like, so I have a bunch of people beat my body to a pulp. Oh shit. But listen, I want it to be kids. I want it specifically to be a bunch of like children, like a village, like laughing their asses off. Like the best enjoyment they've had because they live in like a village. You're like some fucking like pin, yeah, that was like a thing. Yeah, yeah. That's my entire, entire plate. Yeah, when you smack me, candy does, you stuff my mouth full of candy, right?

2:07:19I'm like, this is all coming off top of my head. So stuff my mouth full of fucking candy and then they beat me to a living pulp and then when I, I, I, I speed you out candy, right? Um, and like, load and piss and shit and all that. Yeah. And then, yeah, I mean, but you have to string me up first, too. And like, specifically, I have to hit my stomach, you know, because I'm kind of top, you got to like, fucking get that shit down to Billy side. I'm the kids with fucking blindfolds and they're just actually shit out of your body. Yeah. You know, they, they string me up. Um, and then, uh, just hang me there for like a week or so. You know, I was like, have everyone look at me and stuff like that. Um, and then you, uh, strap me to like a donkey and then just ride me out into the desert and then just have a bunch of vultures pick apart my flesh. But then R2, D2 and, um, C3PO find me there and then they drag me to that thing that Luke Skywalker goes to in a return to the Jedi. Oh, that fucking like pace or whatever. Yeah, sure. Where that opens up and he's like, you know, the pig people, those pig dudes are and then

2:08:22they eat my bones and that's how I'll die. I can just imagine I'm actually vision and like some kind of like desert area and there's like, you know, like maybe some grass or tumble made and shit and then just over to horizon. You can just see R2, D2 and C3PO just so slowly just walking towards you. I just, and I also wonder how much of your body would be left after it was beaten to a pulp and left hanging for a week. Yeah. I'd look like I do some needle jumps, you know, that do them beelgees where he's hanging on the rope and he's like, been smushed by the tire. That's how it looked like, but a little worse actually, you know what else I would probably really like if they were able to perform some sort of shrunken head thing on me. So leave me with my normal size body, but give me that tiny head like to do in beat of the game. Looking for excitement? Chamba Casino is here. Play any time, play anywhere. Play on the train, play at the store, play at home, play when you're bored.

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2:10:23sitting room. So like all the grandkids can look at me and I have this tiny yellow shrunk and head for the normal. Dude, that is actually what was one of my ideas and I've said this to Chelsea for sure. I've joked about when we were watching like baits motel or whatever. I was like, man, just fucking stuff me. So you know, if you were able to do that because it should be for I don't give a shit, freedom of expression it every way other than what goes too far. But if I agreed with my kids and stuff like that and I was like, I want to be a, I want to be a doll. I want to be a mannequin and they agreed and I agreed that freedom, man, as a freedom is supposed to be about, you know, if they want to do that, and then if you have, if you bring people over, that's your choice, you know, and they don't like it, then that's your choice. Be like the fucking, the grandpa in Texas and somehow through have you played the game yet? No. You have to like feed grandpa blood. I haven't played as much as I should have, like should have, there's a couple of things and this is something that we probably need to talk about, not on an episode or whatever,

2:11:23but there's a couple of things that I want to pick up, but I will only want to pick up stuff that maybe we can play online. There is a open thing I'm sure for the fans of my show and your show where we should do an episode about horror games, because I've specifically spent time doing that last two years. There's a stuff on Patreon that at the end of night game, where you're chasing the hotels and it was frightening. It's not like face to a fucking... There's a new game I see everybody talking about, you have to, it's only a short game, I think. It's like 18 minutes, but if you make any noise, you die. I'm not good at that. It records, so like if you whimper, scream, shout or anything like that, something like that I remember seeing. There is a game like that where it's kind of like quiet place or whatever. It's a game where you're like, I think in kind of like a snowy area, I try to like once and if you're the killer thing, you're like blind, but you can pick up on things with people talk on mics and I try playing it, it's fine because no one was on the server.

2:12:24So I couldn't hear anything. I couldn't play it because there was no one on the server. But the premise of the game looked cool and was smart and my brother was like, you should stream this and shit and then I tried and I was like, man, I'm just gonna talk this whole time. I get scared. So like in with games of this big modern for me, that dead of night game, if for everyone that knows, I smashed my face into a fucking microphone because I was so scared of this guy appearing out of nowhere. You want to play a game stream, that one was fucking it, man. So scary. Alright, well, we went an hour longer than we thought we were going to. At least for this. And you know, this is what happens two months go by, right, we're best friends across the world and this is going to be an ongoing thing where Aaron's going to disappear and then not tell me about it, we're back to the grind. We have plenty ideas. I'm so like every time we talk for all the fans of the like, I have such a, I have like a million things I've already thought about with Billy, I'm like, okay, what do I need

2:13:26to do with Billy, okay, what would be funny to hear Billy talk about and that's like easy, right? Because I'm like, this has to be him has to because it is thought would be interesting or funny or whatever, right? And that's why there should episodes I want all three of us to finally put together and do. But there's certain ones where I'm like, I want to hear your thoughts or we have to do this. So we've been planning a bunch of stuff on both sides of the world and I'm so excited, man, I can't stop thinking of ideas. I feel like sometimes I'm like, do I have like fucking autism or something or am I like on the spectrum because like I get all of these ideas and like I have so many like lists and notes and notebooks and like pieces of paper and like notes in my phone. Yeah. And like I really should like try and condense these down into something where like I can actually attempt to action them. Yeah. Instead of just like being like sporadic like it's so funny because we think the exact same thing. I have a list of over a hundred episodes more than that that I want to do, right?

2:14:30But guess what? I always find something else that I end up writing out before this list of fucking episodes that I have. We have me and Aaron have a list of stuff we want to do for for for both of our shows at least with us. And I don't think we even touched a bit of it. Nope. I'm looking at it right now. Just before we finish the episode, so for commentaries we have Blair Witch 2, the craft Hell Resort 3, August Underground Chernobyl Diaries, the learning slasher from 2001, stitches, shrooms. Oh yeah, that clown shit. I haven't seen that either. Then for you. We had shrooms on there. See, it's on there. Number of views, we have the new Hell Resort Toss, dark skies, dark skies is amazing. God damn it. We got to get on this shit, man. I know right now. So fucking good, dude. And this is for like a glass forecast.

2:15:31So everyone go check out that shit. Episode idea is best killed scenes, best on made sequels, creepiest movie scenes, best horror movie locations, worst horror movies of all time, most underrated, most overrated. And then for Strange Brew, I have a shit on John Lang, that gangster, I swear to you, that's up to you. Yeah. I need to write that out properly. Yeah. James Bulgers, Margarine, Levy, Spiracy's, Texas Killing Fields, Alison, Alison Mack, Red Dragon Book, Wolf Messing, Alison Mack is the nexium cult, isn't it? What else do we have? McCamey Manor, Finder's Cove, Staten Island Disappearances, backyard wrestling watch lungs. That one has to die at something. The new Jack Staben incident, that fucking wrestler, it's like basically nerdy martyr to do it in a ring. Dude, we need to start doing this, especially some of the ones that are for your show that

2:16:32are easy to do. The best location shit I can think of that shit right now. Give me a beer too, I'm like, oh, the best horror movie locations, a fucking desert. That's what we need to, I need to start pulling that together or not start, we'll get the images and stuff and start getting them all the day. 100%. There's so much stuff. That's why I want the fans to know that like this motivates me, you know, like recording with you always like gets my blood going, I don't know, because we were like the same. I feel like I can threed your thoughts sometimes about certain stuff I want to do or whatever right. Billy, I'm like, I look at him, but I don't know what the fuck's going on. He's me. I mean, I look at him, I just, or every time you mention him, I just picture him when you don't know what was the fucking clown. I know. Well, no, it was the funny shit was I was doing my makeup. You saw the story where he came behind me in the slenderman outfit and I was like, he's like, it shows like everything. Like he's just like, it's like sucked. It's like seeing Billy naked without like the details.

2:17:33So like he did that, he stood over me in the YouTube clip for like the, what's it called, the stupid tag. What's that called? It's great. Okay. Calm down. Thumbnail. I was like tag, whatever. And he stood over and you could see like, you could kind of see some shit as crotch areas. So I had to put the logo over it. Nice. I was like, yeah, because it's like, he'll, okay, be honest, you're in a fucking power agent. You know, everything we've done for the Halloween special that's been very funny. That's why next year you actually have to be there. I know. I died in the park. Come over there, man. And weren't there on this one. I know. It's visible makeup. You were there the live special, but that was like three hours. You showed up to get completely blast blasted. It's between plastered and blasted. So that was like, it's on the Patreon. I deplore people. He cut it before it got too crazy, but you were coherent. And like I said, when I edited, it was the last 45 minutes that you became like, and

2:18:37I've done that on the show, my, well, my, the leprechaun episode, the same page, the last special we did, it was the last 10 minutes. All of a sudden it hit all that hit me. And I was like, I couldn't even think, man, gone. I was like, to the zoo, that was absolutely fucking, I rewatched some of it. And I was like, like, audibly laughing, like, Chelsea, what are you laughing at? I'm like, you want to know, I was like, just, that's, that's slow descent. Yeah. It was just fucked red because I was also high in my, like, Batman makeup and shit. The some of the shit that was going on with that, like, Jess was killing me. It was just fucking, it's my alarm. Oh, Tom, wake up. Yeah. Wake up from your dream. I've been, I, uh, to end this, like, really stupid. I've been, uh, I've been less, I, so recently I've been listening to, uh, David Wilcox book, always take him with a grain of salt.

2:19:38I've read all of his books, uh, so this is the last one that I'm actually going to listen to. Uh, he's the guy from ancient aliens that claims that he's like Edgar Casey, uh, he's a weird looking fellow. He says a lot of weird shit. And I don't know if it's true or not, uh, but also at the same time I'm reading David Wilcox book, children of Matrix, while reading a Howard Zin book while listening to Howard Zin on the way home from work. So I'm trying to consume myself those knowledge and then I just, you're getting gang banged by knowledge. Hotter, that's what I'm trying to do. And then I just got, I got very cheap, um, the Manly Peahaw book, the secrets of all ages or whatever one loves Manly Peahaw. And I realized how thick that shit was. It's huge. He's like, yeah, it's like an encyclopedia of the occult. And I'm like, way bigger than I thought it was. So like I just like, I'm trying to buy as many books that I know that I want in my collection before all of a sudden, can is like, you can't own anything. Not even North Korea, you know, North Korea.

2:20:38So I'm trying, yeah, they're looking towards China and North Korea and you'll be going to like fucking, you'll be going into bookstores and stuff. And that would be just like NPC fucking customers and like fake folks and shifts. Yeah, I was looking at it. I was looking through him because he's like, it was, um, some dude, I can't remember. He must have like a YouTube channel or some shit or some presents online. But I had seen a clip on TikTok, someone like reposted or something. And he was in, uh, some sort of a car dealership in North Korea. Yeah. And like he was filming it. I was the most bizarre looking thing he's talking like as he's doing is like, um, yeah, so I'm here looking at these cars, whatever I'm like pretending and I'm interested. And he was like, nobody in here is a customer. I don't think I think the company have hired these people to walk around the showroom to act as if like they're interested in the cars. And like he says something. There's a guy like looking at one of them and he's like, oh, yeah, it's a nice

2:21:39car. Whatever he interested and the dude like Tarnins. And like, I wouldn't say runs away, but like kind of scurries away. And he's like, oh, weird. He was like, this is such a bizarre. He was like, nobody's coming near me to ask me about anything. Nobody's like, it's like everyone's just like going around like, it's a show. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 racing victory lane. Yeah, it's even better with Chamba by my side race to chamba casino.com. Let's chamba. No purchase necessary VTW group voidware prohibited by law CT and C's 21 plus sponsored by Chamba Casino president Barack Obama Virginia. We are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years, but you can stop them by voting. Yes, by April 21st, help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians vote. Yes, by April 21st paid for by Virginians for fair elections.

2:22:43I couldn't imagine what it's like in like place like China and like people think that people understand the history on both sides of what's going on with the current war that has been around as long as I've been alive is it's kind of crazy because Gazistrip was people claim it's like the first this set up for the first 15 minute city, the idea of it because it is constantly surveilled. They're constantly at the borders. There's checkpoints so you can't pass certain checkpoints for this reason or that reason and that if you know like because I saw this way before I knew about this stuff a long time ago just because of the rappers I was listening to right ill-bills Jewish necklace Jewish they talked about Vinnie passes Muslim he talks about it, you know, and it is kind of crazy because they have mass surveillance and they have to go through checkpoints and it's like a 15 minute city of what the idea of what they want to bring about right it's always so hard for me not to talk about this stuff because I can I see it everywhere man

2:23:45I see all these people outraged about this or that but then it's like it's very weird that people get outraged about stuff in another country about what's happening but then when people were coerced into taking some sort of medical experiment they're like no it's good for everybody go do it and like you know and then people that didn't want to I was looked to to me whatever you want to say like segregation of people to end this on like whatever I always looked at like a Jew in the 1940s of like what people thought about me because I didn't want to take it you know well I think what what happens there is because I talked about that a lot why does that happen you know like it's the same here in Ireland like we have all these opinions about like I the news was on in the background earlier before we started recording yeah and when I was down getting a drink and I'm like just listening to all this shit about the guys a strip and like what all these Irish correspondence think in English correspondence and I'm like it's really funny like we're talking about all this shit about like what they shouldn't shouldn't do and it should be this and it should be that and we're so worried about what's going on over there and

2:24:46there's one Irish person or something that was health hostage out of millions of people and it's like a big travesty and oh my god we should like blow up the whole world and then it's like all this shit that's going on in our own country and everyone's like no well clearly like you know our government wouldn't tell us the wrong thing or no we live we live in Ireland or we live in America so we're not told we live in a democracy that's why it's like about this shit so I were like every news bulletin is revolving around the Gaza Strip and what's going on there and it's like the like five seconds at the end of like the news bulletin is like oh yeah by the way um you know the minister for transport and the minister for tourism and the Guarda commissioner which is like the police commissioner and all these people have signed off on all these things to have um self deportation so we don't deport people in Ireland so illegal immigrants don't get deported by force they're served a no less to self deport

2:25:51and then there is no exit checks to find out if these people have actually left the country you know it's crazy every country is falling in lockstep with that United States started to do that under Biden's administration so it's Canada and it is it is crazy because people are not aware of that this is being used for a distraction a hundred percent and it always bothers me because i'm always like me you didn't stand up where were all you people that were like free Gaza and you know free Palestine because like if I was going to sway more to one way or the other it's going to be because Gaza's been bombed more than any of their places the more most you know place there's the most people in a designated area whatever and it's it's crazy because i released one of my songs on Spotify and like YouTube music or whatever to try to release my old songs and it uses an atmosphere beat which i'm trying to grab a copyright thing but i post it a long time ago and i said i said um something about like uh um you know all the

2:26:52deaths in Gaza as the western world just sits back and laughter like in it's it's just so weird because i wrote that shit when i was like 20 dude like i was 20 or like 10 years ago 11 years ago i was talking about this stuff and like i said i rack left in disaster and all the deaths in Gaza as the western world just sits back and like it's something like that and it's just interesting because i was like very young and new about this stuff and like i don't there is deaths on either side right but i'm always like who's orchestrating that though who who funded Hamas right like where's all this money come from these weapons and shit right so i love talking about this shit and that's that's the wild part about it and like we could probably do a whole episode on this paper from this but like you know it's like the same um the same places that are fond and tolerated here from 2311 racing victory lane yeah it's even better with chamba by my side race to chamba casino.com let's chamba no purchase necessary

2:27:55vtw group voidware prohibited by law ctnc's 21 plus sponsored by chamba casino president Barack Obama Virginia we are counting on you republicans want to steal enough seats in congress to raid the next election and wield unchecked power for two more years but you can stop them by voting yes by april 21st help put our elections back on a level playing field and let voters decide not politicians vote yes by april 21st paid for by virginians for fair elections like weaponry and all this shit are then like the same people who were going in and like spending billions to like rebuild yeah black rock and fucking raytheon and stuff and it's just like does not really look at any this and like i'm right and i'm a fucking like i don't ever claim to be like an intellectual learning i'm a dumbass but if my dumbass sitting in a fucking attic in the southeast of

2:28:56Ireland can see death and i try not to consume news as much as possible because it's just like number one to me it sounds more unbelievable than watching fucking Freddy Krueger kill Nancy and number two i just can't suffer it just makes me miserable like i'll obviously have an idea of what's going on in the world but i try not to look at like the fucking you know the cnn version and i never watched news do but one day i jumped into i told you as i wasn't a lot of temple right and then this happened and then he swayed to one way instantly on the side of israel and then he started getting swayed to the other side and then he realized because i commented i was like made i come in one as post i was like dude you're being a fucking massive hypocrite in the way that you're speaking about the deaths of people being for like all israel has the right to defend themselves and stuff like that so then this not mean that Ukraine had the right to defend themselves against if you're thinking in that ideology and stuff like that you guys are like you're playing the same hand in the same puppet hand

2:29:57you're eating you're feeding into that hand of that slave master that you're claiming to not want to be oppressed by and i was like man these people are such hypocrites all of them so i stopped like listening and now that's why i told you i started to listen to books and and old talks of how we're in talk about history because i truly believe he understood the real history of what was going on and he in play favorites and looked at uh... subjectively from the outside uh... it's fascinating to me that's what some of my videos have blown up of me posting him talk about you know shit uh... but i just wanted to say to like kind of and this is that i stopped listening i was in a temple if i am at work and i do a specific job that can listen to the speaker for like an hour of podcasting and kind of do the same thing for an hour it's like a couple of once or twice a week and uh... so i'll put that up and do that but mostly now if i can like david i could just came out with his uh... podcast on london real his latest one three uh... three hours and he's banned from twenty seven countries now it's just so crazy

2:30:58from speaking at least and also that stuff because like i'd rather listen to david i could even david will talk or if Alex Jones talk over some of these political commentary people yeah even Alex Jones has found himself out a little bit in my opinion but they're all the extension of the same arm uh... yeah i find that they fluctuate between sometimes who i listen to like there'll be people i listen to religiously and then like a certain topic or something will come up and i'm like huh i don't know i'd be liking to bench me oh uh... oh and benjamin dude yeah he said he's that comedian man i wasn't a one thing he said uh... i think a rumble he's he's talking about the idea of oil and dinosaurs that's like hmm i don't know man i think that i've always thought that like what i it's fine because i hear people talking about this now is that like oil is like the blood of the mother nature or whatever right i said that when i was like eighteen i was like they probably have enough oil to like you know and they're lying to us about the how much oil

2:31:59they have because i've always said they probably have hundreds of years of oil in the reserves when i was like a teenager i thought about this shit and the fact that people are now we're just being like no and they say some shit i'm like man i thought when i was a kid dude i was like now you're starting to get it it's weird because i now see people like starting to turn on those light bulbs and i said to bill it's weird because we went on this tangent i'll call it call this an off the rails or off the topic episode because it really was but it was fun i've enjoyed myself but like the idea of like i'm sure the fans have too but the idea of like i've had these thought when i was a kid and then to see all these people waking up with is is is cool is is weird to me in my opinion because i said to billion one episode i was like i gear in fucking tea there was people that mean you both know that were like tom was crazy and now like years later they'd be like remember that tom guy he said some crazy shit but now it's coming true and i gear in fucking tea there's people out there they're being like yeah or like you get that thing where it's like oh yeah man i yeah i always agreed i was new right did you though you called me crazy

2:32:59fuck off i know as crazy i'm starting to write different songs i still have to write through uh i want to do a song for class or cast of songs i have it the basis of how i want to go oh i don't know who's there somebody's at the doorbell are you alone you're broken into or something okay well maybe we should have this all right well this went way longer than we thought we just want to have like a nice hour and a half chop it up about strange fritterals uh but i think it was merited since you've been gone for so long but the fans won't notice as much as i have my heart will go on especially i might say people really know i know i know but we we have a lot of stuff in the works right now and uh you know make sure to subscribe to my music honestly i really am pushing that for people to go check it out and spotify and you two music it will just make me feel my heart warm if i could look up you know in a year and we've had thousands of uh listens because i've produced music styles very young so i finally decided to put it

2:34:01out there um for free you know all that shit like i don't expect anything back from people i just want them to listen and i put out a new song called The Great Resist and it's probably one of the favorite things i've ever recorded just because it's very much like of anthem of like fight against this shit so go check that out and obviously if i start rating review and buy merch man i i'm sure more people out there man get that logo i was gonna buy uh you really i really want tom's gonna get that logo tattoo done i am i am i was my plan actually i actually want to do a tattoo of the original logo like somewhere on my body where what we just started with like rip and off strange brew and just having like a bottle top like a beer top of the can opener and then i added other stuff today i just like i really want that logo on that t-shirt in the tattoo form so do i i'm gonna get i want to get it the the logo of the podcast rate like that will probably be forever now i want it as like a sticker i want someone who can do like that sticker tattoo that looks like a sticker i'm definitely getting it

2:35:03and you should too because you're part of this now that's i i don't know but i love that artwork i'm making billy get it but i'm also making billy get uh strange brew on his eyelids so he like winks that somebody's like strange brew and then he smiles it says podcasted grills yeah i like this and he's like like there's weird chicks it's like i love cock and then they like pull down their lip i was literally gonna say that yeah class r-cast first class r on instagram and then class r-cast anywhere you listen to podcasts um i'm not gonna say too much else because i feel like every time i do that i jinx myself but from now on we're we are going to be super consistent i am um time is always on my ass about that stuff and uh yeah we're gonna have a shit ton of episodes we're gonna record weekly every week without fail and we're actually gonna try and do some live shows as well i feel like live shows might help us greatly

2:36:03and to be able to interact with people like in that live format 100% uh because i don't think twitch is doing it this is rock cuts and there's always one or two people watching all the time but i feel like some of the stuff we talk about twitch is not like i'm sure uh but we just do it for pre-recording but i have ideas to do specific episodes for rumble where like maybe it can go to the main platforms of audio uh but there's definitely some topics that video form will not last on youtube but i'm not gonna risk it to begin with uh so there's definitely episodes that are coming that if you watch our stuff on youtube looking at you guys give me a like and write a comment because i see so many more people viewing it than actually pressing that fucking thumbs up and that's not cool because i think i watch i usually click uh you know so make sure you do that and leave a rate and review uh we're getting a strange report cast is in the top three percent of all podcasts in the world and that is just a basic idea we could be two percent or one percent but that's just the basic of what i've taken from

2:37:06some of the platforms i've looked at pretty cool yes there's millions of podcasts but we're up top three pretty crazy fucking wild i know we need that top 0.5 or 1 percent is that's impressive because there is so many podcasts and so i have people doing it but we're getting better and better all time so i love everybody and i if you stuck it through this long which i'm sure you guys did because you know what why wouldn't you you know we're just having fun yapping our lips chopping it up uh but i have a thousand and one ideas for the whole show and first up with us and Billy and everything so stay tuned figures

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