Crown Prosecution Service decided "evidential threshold had not been met to bring charges" against Scott Mills

0:00Coming up we have some, would you rather questions to think about, and even some jokes, but before that in this crazy mixed up world, that sounds like a line from a kinks song, isn't it? We are looking at what going on with Scott Mills. This is the big story of the day, and the problem for most people is that we simply do not know what's going on. We haven't been told anything for a start. It's very very difficult to make any comments about this, because there's simply a vacuum of information the CPS decided after being given a file by the police, that the evidential threshold had not been met to bring charges, and the case was closed against Mills in 2019.

1:04He hasn't commented on his sacking, so it's difficult to know what he is thinking about it. If he's just laying low for a few days, we just don't know, but obviously at some point, some things going to emerge. Scott Mills was investigated, the police did what they did, they passed the file to the CPS, but you're not going to be prosecuted until the CPS say, yes, let's do it, and the CPS closed the case, so that's the end of it. So why on earth, ten years later, are we suddenly finding that he's being sacked? It's all kind of weird, isn't it? He was taken off there last week. He hosted his show on the 24th of March, last Tuesday, signed off with CU Tomorrow, and it never happened, which is, it just feels so weird, it really does.

2:07In other news, Joe Walsh is talking about Donald Trump, and he's telling the UK's, basically, go and get your, go and get your oil from somewhere else, Joe says, the straight was open. He Trump starts a war, the straight closes, the world economy gets effed. He doesn't know what he's doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the straight to clean up his mess. He's such a bleep, he's such a destructive bleep, and this is what Trump is saying. All of those countries that can't get jet full, because of the straight of Hamas, like the UK, which refused to get involved in the decavitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you. Number one, buy from the US, we have plenty. And number two, build up some delayed courage, go to the straight, and just take it. You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself. The USA won't be there to help you anymore, just like you weren't there for us.

3:10Iran has been essentially decimated, the hard part is done, go get your oil. Trump is such a bleep. Anyway, meanwhile, let's do some, would you rather, questions, let's just not think about Trump. He's a madman. I know what should happen to Trump, I'm not going to say it. The malicious communications legislation would prevent me from saying what I think should happen to Trump. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every human language fluently? Talking to animals sounds like fun, until your cat starts roasting you daily. Yeah, that's a problem. Could you just imagine if your cat could talk, oh my goodness. Yeah, would you rather, never to be able to sit down ever again or never be able to stand

4:14up again? Now I'm not going to laugh about that because a lot of people lose the ability to walk and it's not a laughing matter. You could say that sitting down forever would be better than standing up forever. If you are a couch potato, but it's not a laughing matter, it's quite a serious conundrum and it's a brutal one to think about. Well, that's, would you rather, wrapped up for now? Thanks for playing for that one. How about some jokes? This is the joke corner, it's open. Some fresh ones coming at you or fresh-ish. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go. Oh, frozen. It's a frozen reference. Okay, I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

5:19She looked surprised. Okay, these are almost getting close to Bob Monkhouse level of jokes here. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up. Well, that is enough damage for one session. Send me your favourite jokes, the cheesier, the better, and we'll feature the best ones as soon as we can. The joke corner is closed, the good news, we all survived.