CHRISTMAS CRACKER 🎅 - Hoo Ha Horror Of The Year

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Doing this Oh, that time already is it. Hey, Dorn. Can you grab the other end of us? Wow, it's not a pencil sharpen or a stupid paper hat. It's a morning rumble Christmas cracker Here we are yeah, here we are and this too Injuries obviously serve us particularly well on this show I mean, we're just going about two breaks one year You know just five to ten minutes ago But some injuries in particular really stand out and get to this part of the year where we have to look back on And I feel like maybe this was talking about DIY Cosmetic Yeah, things that you do like waxing or what you want. Yeah, cuz you got a raspy pit That's what it was. Yeah, so I did the old laser on my arm Yeah, and then it put put the question out there What have you done to yourself and we got the sensational hall to do with the the female downstairs Mel's got a rash

1:03Yeah, I tried something at home guys a beauty regime. I tried to laser my armpits myself Burned myself and then I've proceeded to put deodorant on it. It's created a bit of a rank crash Yeah, rank crash. We were putting it out there. Surely people have done this beauty Yeah, she's at home, and it's gone wrong. So we've got Hayley on the phone. Good morning, Hayley Morning. Hello. What happens to you? What what were you trying? I'm just back when I was a student and pennies were a bit tight. I thought I'd try and do my own Brazilian And I yeah, yeah, yeah, with the wax that you just put on without the strip Yeah, and Hayley just before Hayley just for you tell us can I can I just ask a quick question as home Brazilians Common I've never tried them. Okay. Okay, so you know one person who's tried it and they were successful But I am okay, okay, what happened Hayley? I ended up sticking my who hard to give it You sealed the vault I

2:05Re-vergine Oh Not often doesn't guess to get Mel's song Who are horrible All right, well, we're a bit like dad's old magazines where the pages don't open Yeah, exactly I think you mean Rodgers Hayley I had to like get in the shower and like put the water as hot as I could handle and like Go to the doctor's and try and like It was hideous it took me hours She had to go to the doctors Well, who would go to the doctor's I would imagine anyone who needs instant Now tell me you've never tried this again. You've always got back to a professional. Oh, no, no, no Absolutely not yet worth the money

3:08That's I've never told anyone before I'm not on the radio, but I've told all my workmates about it How long you got to be at work before you tell them about when you when you stuck it together a couple days few months Years well wake up I would say thank you for the first week at work your lips That's good stuff Now we've got more rumble Christmas crackers coming up each hour You know just because it's been a great year. We want to Celebrate in our listeners With calls like that. No way are we taking out food off the No, no, no, no, never ever that bell I've got my feet up. I'm cruising. I'm coasting on a slight gradient downhill You're on a toboggan. I am

4:10Yeah, God, I love toboggany Rover music radio podcasts