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Monsters In The MorningBRINGING IT HOME. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Jamba. Jump in at JambaCasino.com. Let's Jamba. No purchase necessary, VTW Group. Boy, we're prohibited by law. CCNC, 21 plus sponsored by JambaCasino. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather Bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, write at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time, customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7. Hmm, one ice coffee. 99 cents, please. For real? No way. Hmm. One ice coffee. 99 cents, please. For real?

1:00No way. What a deal. Your new morning groove. Ice coffee from McDonald's. Any size for just 99 cents to 11 a.m. Pricing participation may vary. Can I be combined with any other offer? Bada, bada, bada, bada. With that crazy voice, man, oh man, that's certainly quite the choice. What do you sound like in bed? Is it like the nanny? Oh. You're like, oh my god, hit it in my panty. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Get me hurt from sweet Angelique. I've got new poetry. She'll tell you her feelings and her book is long. In fact, it was quite a very long song. It was long. Oh, I'm sorry.

2:02OK, but it was sweet. It was sweet. I almost cried. I got to tell you, this is killing me. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry. I shut up. It's hard because I can barely hear. It's a terrible plan. I'm OK. Don't tell me what to do. Chimes. Come touch these. I'm kidding, Ryan. You're married. Oh my god. Potato? Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Everybody. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. I'll stop potato. Potato. Potato is a safe word. Potato is a safe word. Save word and Daisy mash up all of potatoes Now I don't really know we have left no french fries

3:07Just want to say Today's is a potato factory. That's why we thought it's read-only Potato Ryan I want your chip. Oh, no, don't say that Don't say that okay I got weird I got weird I couldn't hear myself. That's what I got chip fixed that All right, that was not my best work. I'm sorry. Let your ladies down No, no, I know you with the tism. It happens. Oh Now is it in salty This great fun and almost the end of the show We'll be back. We're ready. I want to put what we want Tyler ready cure from 2311 racing another checkered flag For the books time to celebrate with chamba jump in at chamba casino.com. Let's chamba No purchase necessary VTW group or we're prohibited by mom ct and c 21 plus sponsored by chamba casino No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need from storm warnings to pollen levels right at your fingertips

4:14Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are It's hyper-local real-time customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7 One ice coffee 99 cents please for real no way Hmm one ice coffee 99 cents please For real no way What a deal your new morning groove ice coffee from McDonald's any size for just 99 cents to 11 a.m Pricing participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer Coming up ahead today on the Jim Colbert show We got Prob time kitchen that's Friday's that's what they do from three to seven on the Jim Colbert show

5:15And look ahead to your future with the team at tk law We're all about wheels the stage trust plannings that kind of stuff check them out tk law one firm for life dot com It is Ryan C crest here. There was a recent social media trend which consisted of flying on a plane with no music No movies no entertainment But a better trend would be going to chamba casino dot com It's like having a mini social casino in your pocket Chamba casino has over a hundred online casino style games all absolutely free It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane So grab your free welcome bonus now at chamba casino dot com sponsored by chamba casino No one knows what the future holds but you deserve a weather app that can help Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need from storm warnings to pollen levels Write at your fingertips get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are It's hyper local real-time customizable alerts make sure the weather never takes you by surprise

6:18So you can plan every day with confidence Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7 One ice coffee 99 cents please for real no way Hmm one ice coffee 99 cents please For real no way What a deal your new morning groove ice coffee from McDonald's any size for just 99 cents till 11 a.m Pricing participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer I love it Ryan what are you not going on this weekend You can see me at the Winter Park farmers market I'll be slinging California tomorrow from 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. You can follow me at ride homes comedy Russ I learned that if we do this again next year I'll get this respect for five-hour straight It doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good doesn't angel. What do you got going on on any social media platform

7:23It's official angel email me angel a real radio dot at them tune in tonight for what the hell's angel listening to you from nine to midnight Daisy if you don't learn anything strap on Ha ha ha Wrap in and strap on There you go. Angelie what you learned follow me on Instagram one more minute poetry My book will be coming out let me know if you would like one and I angelic dancer on Instagram as well Amber I'm great for for all the women here today all the women I work with I respect all of you I do have a big wrestling show coming up at earth. They birthday March 21st Yeah, women's main event wrestling me first heel piper. So follow my social media amber No, 73 and get your tickets Real radio one oh four one on oh social media platforms all right So and you can come see me at gatorland all weekend. So from Ryan Russ angel Daisy angel eat amber And the leader of the man and the lead ain't no And the leader this mess up married women

8:25Savannah We gotta go home Yeah

9:31Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing, another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chamba. Jump in at chambacasino.com. Let's Chamba. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weatherbug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, write at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7.

10:34This is Julian Edelman from Games with Names. I want to take a second to talk about something that's personal to me. I've had the privilege of working closely with Robert Kraft for a long time and one thing I've always respected is how seriously he takes up standing up to hate. As a Jewish athlete, my identity is something I am proud of. But I also know what it feels like to be singled out for it. That's why this new commercial for the Blue Square Alliance against hate that aired during the big game really hit home. It's about showing up for someone when they're targeted, even if you don't have the perfect words. Sometimes standing next to someone is enough and you can show support by sharing the Blue Square.

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