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BONUS - 🎬 The Oscars Gift Bags Are Worth HOW Much?!

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πŸ† Everyone knows the Academy Awards are Hollywood’s biggest night — but what celebrities receive behind the scenes might be even more shocking than who wins Best Picture. In this episode of The Jubal Show, the team breaks down what’s reportedly inside the ultra-exclusive Oscars gift bags, and the total value might make your jaw drop. 😳

From luxury vacations and cosmetic procedures to high-end services most people could only dream of, these celebrity swag bags are packed with perks — just for showing up. But as many stars speak out about social issues, inequality, and environmental change, the conversation gets interesting when you compare those messages to the lavish gifts being handed out.

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BONUS - 🎬 The Oscars Gift Bags Are Worth HOW Much?!

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And for many of us what we're guilty of is an egocentric world view. The belief that we're the center of the universe. We go into the natural world and we plunder it for its resources. We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow and when she gives birth we steal her baby. Even though her cries of anguish are unmistakable. And then we take her milk that's intended for her calf and we put it in our coffee and our cereal. I mean it's true. We fear the idea of personal change because we think that we have to sacrifice something to give something up. But human beings at our best are so inventive and creative and ingenious. And I think that when we use love and compassion as our guiding principles we can create, develop and implement systems of change that are beneficial to all sentient beings and to the environment.

And we can also ball out and make a ton of money. Walking Phoenix years ago at the Oscars where he took time to talk about we shouldn't be trying to drink cow's milk and things like that. First of all, love to preach at the Oscars and tell you about all the things you should change and how we're doing it all wrong and social inequality and all that. And then backstage. And then backstage they get the Oscars bag. And I've never heard of anybody giving away the things in the Oscars bag and being like I don't need this I'm already filthy rich. I've never heard of anybody donating that but they just announced what will be in the gift bags at this year's Oscars and we'll go over it right now so you can see just how in touch everybody is in Hollywood. And now they just give everything away and nobody should keep their money. So what are they going to be getting in this year's Oscars gift bag?

A $10,000 interior design service. Cool. Yeah. Absolutely free. Not bad. $250 luxury pen. What is that? It's a pen. We'll tell you the most expensive thing in the Oscars gift bag in just a second but we're going over some of the items that they'll get. And there's a ton of things that celebrities get as a gift for just showing up to the Oscars. And these companies they battle to put something in this bag. A lot of times I have to like pay money to be in the bag. So I'm just curious what their like their rules are for making it. It's crazy how it is when you're an actor like that on you get on that level. Of course at first when you're trying to start out as an actor you're probably struggling. Right. Unless your parents are already actors and you got it in. You're probably struggling and have no money. Then you get to the point where you're famous and making money and then you don't have to buy anything. Right. People just give you everything. Everything is just free. Also included in the celebrity gift bags this year at the Oscars. A $650 customized pre-numptu will agree that is reading the room.

That's the one thing that they definitely should not be giving away. They all need that. Oh my gosh. Whatever like attorney came up with that. That is brilliant. It's brilliant. What are some of the other things that will be in the Oscars gift bag because they're just like us. All right. They need the voices. They're assistant to assistant. Go get Starbucks. To keep my screen up in my office desk. A $25,000 personal facelift procedure. Oh you know. From an NYC plastic surgeon. Doctor of a use commit. Whoever that is. That's insane. $25,000. Yeah. Like a famous surgeon. I hope so. Because you know they already vet them. They all have their face person. So this face person is trying to really get in the circle. $10,000 liposuction treatment. Free free free. $10,000 smile makeover consultation. Wow. You get a smile. You get a smile. Everybody gets a smile. And this seems cheap to me. But a $400 spot credit. Yeah. That's what it costs for like a pretty good massage at most spots.

Talk about reading the room. That was sponsored. After the facelift you're going to want the $400. There's also a $20,000 Arctic Northern Lights experience. Oh cool. I love that. I've heard of that. Yeah. 30,000 dollar private Costa Rica luxury estate vacation. Good grief. Again. And these are all things that they they can pay for themselves. Right. And these people have millions and millions and millions of dollars. And they get it for free. And they're always talking about how much they do for charity. But I've never heard any of them being like, you know what? I'm going to give this $30,000 private Costa Rica luxury estate vacation to a single mom who's slaving away every day and has three kids. I'm going to send her to Costa Rica and her kids for a week. Right. Or try to, you know, repurpose it for like some kind of not rally, but a raffle like, oh, yeah. For a charity or something like that. Yeah. No. They just walk away and go sweet. I don't have to pay for my private Costa Rica luxury estate vacation. I wonder if they even like cashed in on it. You know, sometimes when you get like gifts like that, you don't use them.

Yeah. So you can imagine these $30,000 vacation just sitting on their like counter. No. I can actually. Yeah. At that level. I can. $114,000. Ibiza Super Villa party mansion stay. That $114,000. A luxury vacation at a high end villa in Ibiza. That's insane. I would love that to be donated to me. If anybody's listening, hello. And of course, $200,000 wellness retreats in California and Sri Lanka. Wow. And that's code for rehab. Yeah. Yeah. Which thing can use that because they definitely need to use that? That's the one that's going to get used the most. We all have different styles. I may be into Levi's and you may be into Fendi or Mu. But we all should be into Poshmark.com. Right? Because we can all find exactly what we want to fit our style. Poshmark has millions of new and pre-lift pieces. Vintage, luxury, men's, women's, children's.

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