BONUS: MAFS Has Left Confused About What The 'Love Bases' Are

0:00Carrie and Tommy's bonus puck dies. I think we need help because we in that song started getting quite emotional about four steve on maps and started arguing that Rachel shouldn't have had a go at him last night on the show because he was trying to defend her and she was being too much. We don't ever have chats like that in the middle of the songs. When do we ever talk about maps? I do feel sorry for him. I thought he was very articulate. I thought he was going to be pounced on and I thought he defended. His wife really well and I thought it was all very sweet and then she turned her focus to him. Do you think maybe it's scripted? No. I think it might be because you know Tyson's come out. Tyson, the one that was the one that didn't know it's submissive meant, didn't know what tea and coffee was. He and the one, the girl that he was with, he's come out now and this famous fight they had. He said they had to do it three times. The first time they did it, the producer said it's not big enough to do it again and then they got him to do it one more time and so now I'm feeling like, is this not all

1:04real? I don't know. I don't know what you believe anymore. In other reality shows that usually they just get them drunk and then they wait till like two in the morning and then start, they go, hey, how'd that conversation again that you were going to have and they're like, all right, you're and no, listen to me, silly eyes. Yeah. They're sitting down. Well, last night Rachel and Steve were celebrating, it was couples retreat and they were celebrating because you know, they haven't had a lot of physical affection. They kissed once, he's rejected her a few times, but they're making progress. This is what she had to say. Big weekend, that mean, Rachel had. We haven't had sex, but we've started fooling about, so that's fun. That's fun. That's fun. And what if they got up to, I'm guessing you're wondering? Yeah, you can tell the boys. Tell the boys. Hey, boys, I made second batch. She's so surprised. I don't think he understands what the bases are. No, you're second batch.

2:05And if you're wondering what they got up to, Beck made it clear because Beck decided she didn't want to get involved in the drama last night, so instead of getting involved in the drama, she thought she'd do a speech where she pretty much started the drama. It's the first night of retreat and we've had, I love you. We've had a couple that I thought could not come back from the brink of hell, and we've had finger f**ks. So, like... Oh! Yes! Jesus! Yes. Jesus. Jesus. So, the question I have is that everyone seems confused about the bases. So I think... Why? ...because... So I don't think I've ever really thought about what all the bases are. It's the first base, second base, third base. I've never thought about it as a teenager. I didn't really discuss it with my friends. And this home run, apparently. Yeah, once in a while. I was there. I thought third base was like the main event. No. But... No. We were very divided in the introduces.

3:05But why would third base be the main event when there's four bases? Well, I thought that was just the snuggle afterwards, or something. What? Hold on. So, first base. Because I think I'm with Steve. And Rachel's saying that Steve doesn't know the bases, so I think Steve and Carrie don't know the bases. So maybe Tommy doesn't either, but Tommy's understanding is the first base is kissing. Yep. Second base is... Careful. ...let's say using your hands. But using your hands... Yeah. You know what I mean. No. Because that isn't that what he's talking. Isn't what they got to that then. Second base. Yeah. But that's apparently not what second base is. Well, I think it is. Tommy hasn't got to finish. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Third base is... Oh. Yes, it's been interesting to know how you're going to say this one on here. The mouth are down under the house. That's... That's because you're saying that we have to get down the house. Does it not help? I'm sorry. It would need to be more helpful.

4:05Can we get it in an Italian place? The moochie on the butcher. And German. The spray can wound mouth down to salt. Wonderful. Okay, so just that. Just that is base three. And then base, then home run is four. And that's the... Yes. Okay. So the discrepancy is second. Because I thought second base was using zi hans. And... That's what... Yeah, that's what I said. No, no, no. But just on z outside. I don't think that's a... And you think that's got a whole base? Well, it does when you're in high school. Yeah, but they're not. Oh. I know that the base is changed depending on what. Because I looked it up online. I found lots of other things when I was looking it up too. And second base is heavy petting, combined with using the hands above the waist.

5:08And third base is the one you mentioned. Plus the thing that they got up to. You're making the bases so convoluted. No, that's what they are when you look online. The internet's decided that. The internet. I don't know. Had to have a conversation like these in this type of slide. What do you want to know from people? Well, I just don't think you've got the bases right. 13, 10, 60. I'm happy to be wrong. I just want to get the people involved. Help us work out what the bases are. We're confused at what two and three is. But right now we're talking bedroom baseball. We're talking bedroom baseball because Rachel and Steve on maths. Things are progressing for them. But do we have to grab their Jesse where they're discussing the bases? It's the first night of retreat. Yeah, you can tell the boys. Tell the boys. Hey boys, I made second base. She's so surprised. I don't think he understands what the bases are. See, and I was confused because I think what they got up to is third base. But you think it's second base.

6:08I think first base is kissing. Yep. Second base is hands. Third base is a mouth. And fourth base is a baby making. And I don't think so. Yours is much more convoluted. No, it's what the internet says. Second is... I'm sure the internet says many different things, Gary. I'm sure you could find evidence to support any one of the last time we spoke about this on the show. Gary wanted to add a fifth. Did I? Oh yeah, as you remember. No. We can't talk about that right now. Well, boy. Oh, that's gone very soon. Yeah. Now you were stitching me out. I did not say anything like this. Look. Hey, look. Hey, look. Hey, look. Yeah, we're in the dream. What's your thoughts on this? What are the bases? Oh, I'm questioning how Carrie's got kids. And she doesn't even know what the bases are. I do. I just think second is just hands. Third is where other things get involved.

7:09Can you imagine that school going back and bragging to your mates that you touched the outside of a girl's pants? Oh, seriously? Oh, I can't. This is making me uncomfortable. Carrie, you're the one that said this. I mean, exactly right. Are you agree? Look, you think that's 100% agree with you, Tony? I feel like our description, Carrie, look, and I, is far simpler than yours. It's not right. Because your third base is so busy. It's so busy. I didn't get to many of these bases. So I don't know why I'm doubling down. So forthright. The places I got to the bases is table. That still has the same amount of bases. No, I mean, actually playing. Oh, so there was no picture in yours. No, catcher. Oh, so you, it was just you by yourself and you back your eyes. Yeah, because table you can bring, right? Bragging to your friends. So I got to stay in base. I was the only one in the game. Oh, I was just a late starter. But also we, it doesn't need to be.

8:09These guys are, these guys are me 30s. Yeah, Steve. Thank you. Hey, Steve. Hey, here you are. Good. I agree with Carrie. You agree with Carrie? Yeah. So, but just think, just as you say, how much you agree with me, we just need to be careful with the language. So the third base, Steve, it seems like there's a bit much going on at Carrie's third base. Yeah, but I think there's too many people. Well, there's a lot of, you've got to be at different ends. The body. So what, what happens if you only do one part of Carrie's third base? That's the base. Yeah, I still think it's third base. I just think, I think everything stays on until after two. Yes, I agree. Yeah. That's like the nicest way to put it. Yeah, yeah. I think you've actually done a lot better than me. You've done with your choice. You're with an accent. Thank you.