Bonus #196 - Alex Dragicevich and Dan Perlman [PATREON PREVIEW]

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1:00Don't take it allergic to NERTECH ODT. Alertic reactions can occur even days after use. Get help right away for trouble breathing, rash, swelling of face, mouth, tongue, or throat. High blood pressure and rain on syndrome can occur. Get help for high blood pressure, numbness, coolness, pain, or color changes in fingers and toes. Common side effect is nausea. For full prescribing information, call 1-833-4-NERTECH or visit NERTECH.com. All right, back to your podcast, playlist, or whatever's keeping you going today. Hi, Saw, Hi, Elder. Hi, Gus. I am calling because I have a bit of a moral dilemma. So, there's this guy that I am talking to and he just revealed that he has a girlfriend. Nice. We met on like a hookup app. So, the point is obviously to hook up.

2:05And so, I don't know if it's bad, like if I should just not meet him. Probably not. But if you really want to fucking. For built-in cheating. Sure. But at the same time, it was really hard. Oh. And I feel the mood goes and you were someone anyway. Right. It's going to be you. I don't know. Somebody's going to work. Somebody's going to build the fucking data center. Why not me? You know what I mean? Like, it's inevitable at this point. Someone's going to cook the meals at Epstein's Island. All right, I just got fired from my five-star restaurant. The seats on that jet are getting filled. There's no extra tickets at the end. Is there more? That was basically the... Okay. Yeah. Look, this is a classic dilemma. I'm kind of shocked he told you. The person's made the biggest error is that guy making this...

3:05I mean, it's weird. With your dead set on doing something immoral. Yeah. Why implicate more people? You know what I mean? He's going to cheat. Well, fuck this guy's a piece of shit. You're cheating. I am more offended that you implicated your side piece than the fact that you're cheating. That's just bad form cheating. Let her have a clean head and a clean heart in mind about it. Yes, totally. Although it might be like hotter in some ways. It might add like a fucked up situation where it is kind of hotter. I mean, it sounds like you want to. Sounds like you want to. And I think the angle of like, like, is it wrong in this and that? I think the wrong part. It's his thing. This guy was... This guy must be so fucking sexy. Yeah. Cheating. And by the way, I have a girlfriend. And she must be so fucking... He's better than me. Let me show you a topic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever this guy's got going on is awesome. And I'm jealous, dude. God knew not to put me in one of those bodies.

4:06I would literally be a supervillain. But I don't think she owes anything to this girlfriend. She doesn't know. I do struggle with this. I definitely think... Definitely my default position has been like, I'm not the one cheating. You know what I mean? It's like, what the fuck do I care? I don't know. I'm going to see his fucking woman again in my life like this. But I guess it really comes down to will it weigh on your conscience. Like, do you feel like a piece of shit? Do you believe in karma? Clearly not true. I mean, some of the most evil people in the world, a Kushner brother just bought the Lakers. The shit's not good. And there is... You never get punished for your bad deeds in this world. You just have to be a good person because it feels good. Right. So it's up to you. Will it feel better to have the moral high ground or better to get your shit stuffed by this 10? And by the way, like, I think it's pretty clear he's going to rock your world. Yeah. That's... Any guy who's just like real quick, I have a girlfriend like...

5:09Yeah. He's a demon. Yeah, right. Any guy who's like I have a girlfriend like are you ready or not. Like, he's like a crazy thing to say. But also... What if he's not? What if he's so sexy, he is dined out on being hot and doesn't try hard. But I think that'll be good for our conscience to know that. To know what I mean. Just to rest to go to sleep at night and know. I think it takes a lot of moxie to be like, hey, here's what I'm ready to go. Here's what I would do if I were you. Ask for a video of him fucking another woman. Right. If he's doing an awesome job, that might be the title. He literally said, he said, it's nice to meet you. I love someone else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, all right, let me circle back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, buddy, you got to, this one's on you. You decide. You decide. What would I do in this? Look, if I'm being completely honest. And the hottest woman of all time. You pick. You pick. And the other thing is like, you know, it's funny. It's like, I feel like cheating on a woman is worse than cheating.

6:13Like, because in my head, I'm like, oh, that poor his girlfriend. But if I fuck somebody's girlfriend, I'm like, fucking pieces. I got you dickhead. I fucked your girlfriend. Yeah. And look, I know that's a wrong thought to have. No. I know that's rooted in misogyny and thinking that if you fuck someone's girlfriend, you've stolen something valuable from them. It's been a very medieval. It's been medieval. Yeah. It's rooted in conjure that up. It's not my fault. Yeah, I guess. Those are modes of thinking that have been here since fucking year 11. That's how we got caves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then I know I had to work on that. But that is how it feels. And I haven't done it a while. But man, when I found that, I fucked somebody's girlfriend. Like when she told me, I was like, nice. Yeah. I didn't know. I was like, yeah, fucking, because you got to understand. I come from a place of getting no pussy. Of course. And when I get the fuck girls that have boyfriend, they want to fuck me so bad they'll cheat. When you have low self esteem, that is that is. But now I don't think I would, I honestly think I would. I think I am past that point in my life.

7:15My boyfriend loves your podcast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's that too, where it's like you don't know. You don't know when it's people you don't know the dynamic on the other side where it's like it might be hot for that. Do you know what I mean? Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, great. It's not always this kind of life. That's a good point. You're a tentacle-y kind of betrayal or whatever. Right. That's the thing. It seems pretty clear that he has, he said he has a girlfriend in the like, and by the way I'm cheating way. He didn't say my girlfriend's into this because there are, there are people who are like, you know, you know, our friend of the show, Edie, Edie Modica, she was saying that she's into getting cocked. Oh, sure. She didn't then savages podcast, which I can't believe she didn't talk about on this podcast. We got to get her back to really explore getting cocked. But that's, that's an interesting thing. So they just, some people are into it, but he didn't say that. He said I have a girlfriend, by the way, this is part, and which is, again, very strange that he did that in my opinion. Oh, yeah. I might say just fucking because he's got, he's got that app open and he's got other women in the queue.

8:17Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Take a turn. And yeah, this will let you know. Yeah. Is this guy, or guys like this good at fucking, too? That's, I am kind of, I am scientifically curious. Please, please circle back. This is strictly as a medical man. Yes. I really do. Cause I, in my head, I'm like, there's no way this guy, I have to push you for survival. You know what I mean? Like, there's no way this guy, there's no way this guy does a good job to that degree. Sure. But, sure. He might again just be a good, he might be a sexual, sexual, sexual. He never knows. When you're seven feet, you don't need to learn how to dribble. You can't trip for a second. Yeah. Right. You don't, you don't become a skill player. Post up, dude. Right. This podcast is supported by Nurtek O.D.T., Remedget pant. We know you didn't ask for an interruption, but Migraine doesn't wait for the right moment to interrupt either. It just farges in, takes your time, and throws everything off.

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