Bonus #197 - Enter the Cheeks Zone Vol. 4 w/ JP McDade [PATREON PREVIEW]

0:00Hi, Star Rose. First time caller, long time listener. I'm a new some advice on my friend or my former friend. I was trying to decide for throughout high school. We became best friends and then I ended up letting him borrow 4,000 him and his wife. I ended up letting him borrow 4,000 dollars. He ended up ghosting me and we have a talk since. But now earlier this year he taught me a message to intro cam. He wants to meet up. He wants to catch up in everything and and through text messages I found that him and his wife got a divorce. So we were trying to catch up a bit but because I'm not good. I'm not able to see him in person. So I'm just I just want to take things slowly mainly. Slowly. But the weird part is now that he's starting to message my sister. And I really like that. I know him is what I've got the worst. It makes kind of tell me that

1:01maybe he's trying to hit on my sister. Okay. My sister told me she's she's on the message. He doesn't say much. He's just at hey. But like when we're making weird it too is that he's trying to follow her spam account. And she just trying to like why don't you care that he says 4,000 of your dollars. Keep going. I mean, yeah, he knew her but they weren't like friends like that. I'm calm and say with her. I'm thinking about befriending him about it. I kind of thought that I didn't really want to make up with him to be honest. I think he's kind of just like answered my life without like having to pay me back. I think it was bullshit. Of course. You tell me what you think. So I'll try to confront this guy. Or should I just stop it? Let us know. I just never talked to him again. I think you start confront about trying to fuck your sister or owe you $4,000. Yeah, which thing? The fuck? Or just like or just like contacting you pretending like he doesn't owe you $4,000. Yeah, dude. You've already fucked up a little bit

2:02here by not being like, Hey, man, nice to hear from you. Do you have my money? Hey, I've been. Oh, it's nice to hear from you. I mean, you kind of ignored me when I tried to get the $4,000 I owed you. Do you have that? I mean, it feels like a, oh, wasn't that great? That was crazy back there. Totally, totally, totally. Which I kind of respect trying, like trying to be like, oh, I got it. How are you doing? Oh, man, got it divorced. Anyway, dude, sorry, I've been so busy with my divorce. Anyway, what's going on with you? She took $2,000. Yeah, divorced. She's got like a new hair transplant. Dude, you got to immediately lay down the fucking lawn. Be like, Hey, man, good to hear from you. Where's my fucking? You ghosted me after I gave you four fucking. This is what we call a cleaver problem. This is. Yeah, that's something you don't even use magic. You just fucking. I would chop a chop is nuts off. If I were you, yeah. And that's coming from pussy, pussy, yes, fucker Jones. Yeah, sounds like you don't have a whole lot of paperwork involved in this loan situation, which is unfortunate,

3:05because this is a, this is time for small claims, court legal action, type stuff. I mean, I think you just, you just like, Hey, man, you owe me like, Hey, I'm happy to hear from you, but we have to address the fact that you owe me $4,000. So that is not your friend. Yeah. I mean, it could be, it could be a real piece of shit. How old are these? You didn't say all these? I mean, it's sound, I mean, everything he said about this guy sounds like it's either get your money or he's not worth your time as a friend. Like it doesn't seem like a good friend. Anyway, no, there's even bought if it bothers you that he said, hello to your sister. It's not a guy you like. That's actually a great point. Like if you're actually friends with someone, him dating your sister would be sick. If you respect him, you're like, they could get me like in a perfect world, being in laws with your boy, even dating. It's like you, you, he always would say, Hey, right. It's like if you, if you said, Hey, I'm going to be weird, but I wouldn't be like a man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,

4:06I think he thinks he's trying to. Yes, he definitely, he definitely or it's a very funny maneuver of putting out feelers through the sister of like, Hey, it's your brother like mad about the poor grand. That's a good or is he like, I've always actually I want now that I'm divorced, I want to fuck his sister, I've always wanted to fuck, but it's going to suck. I better make things over. Oh, that's a great, that's interesting. So then I can do this. And you're looking, that's why you have feels more selfish, which feels more in line with kind of how this guy seems to operate. And that's why you have the vision, the X ray vision of the cheek zone. Exactly. Yeah, dude, I sense it. If this guy owes you, you have to, you have to be like, Hey, man, great to hear from you, but I need my money back. And it's like, if you don't have it all, I get that pay me 200 bucks, you know, every week or something. I vote friends money and the way that we stayed friends was I paid them as much as I could once a month. Right. And it took forever to, right. It was only 500 bucks. That's so fucking fun. But it was like 20 bucks a month for a look, like it was just some small thing to just be like, I know that I owe you

5:09this, of course, and I'm, and I'm trying, of course. And it's like, not even have that. I feel like he's saying, like, Hey, I don't have your $4,000. And also I want your sister's pussy. That's yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm willing to fuck your sister as payment. Right. Right. I'll give you a sister $4,000 worth of dick in the cheek zone. That would be punishable by death. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is it. But death is awesome. The cheeks, we do have to be careful. Wait, you can't, a lot of things are inverted here. That is so. And you can repay debts by fucking. Well, here's the thing. You're right. It's not punishable by death. It's punishable by we hit you with a big club and you turn into a baby again. But you're conscious. And you remember going through your mom's pussy and you relive that for a thousand years. Yeah. You have the memory of every like life you've ever lived. Well, no, I'm saying you only relive going out of your mom's pussy for a thousand years. You feel, you feel great suffering and pain, but you don't know the vocabulary to express it. Right. But in your, but you have a human man's mind. I think what would be greater torture than of just someone never being able to die.

6:10They just get so old, wanting to crepid and their bodies. My partner is that is approach zero. That would go so torture. Right. Right. Right. Right. After a thousand years, that's sunburned out. You're aging. Well, maybe every thousand years as an old, really old man, you still go through your mother's pussy. Okay. Because I feel like that should be part of the punishment consciously going through your mother's pussy. You seem so fucking annoying. That's what Benjamin Button should have been about. That's how it should have ended. He crawls back into his mom's pussy. But you're, or when he's born, he's an old guy who knows what's going on. Oh, true. I think there, I think it's a short story or a book. And in the short story, he just is an old man. There's no, he's a baby that looks old at the very end. It's one sperm cell and one egg. They separate the zygote separate. Oh, well, yeah, interesting. And at the movie theater, you could eat the little one. Now when we get for the film theater, exactly, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Right. That's the movie we need to think about. You're going to be our head chef. All right. We'll have to find it from a universe where Comfort has Brad Pitt's career.

7:13Okay. That's it. But that'll be easy. That exists. Oh, and that universe, he fucks Angelie and Jolie, but he's not abusive. And they're all happy together. That's nice. That's so. So Comfort is a good guy. It's a good guy. Can we revisit the idea where Colin first stretches out here and that at least pussy in the one of the movies? No, I don't think we've moved past that. He's in gentle. He's in the league of, what is it? Extraordinary gentlemen. Not a league of extraordinary general. He's in the one gentlemanly warfare. Oh, you know what he's in the gentleman, the umbrella Academy. Yes. Yeah. No, no, no. Not a brother. That universe. It's the one with Terran Agartus. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the gentleman. No, no. The name of the crew that's like, no, no, no, it's there. It's it's so awesome. They're it's like that most perfect plane movie of all. It was like a what's that call, Deltish? What are you fucking doing? It's texting his wife. Probably what do you do? A man you've only been podcasting all day. Why are you texting your wife? I was actually texting Kyla.

8:14Wait, wait, what do you guys say? What was going for the Terran Agartus? The fourth in Terran, Edgerton, we're in where it's kind of like a James Bond type shit. A league of it's like league gentlemen. It's gentlemen, something they're tailing men. The king's. That movie was really good. Like I had a lot of fun in that movie. And then at the very end, it's like, there's this really weird joke. Where he fucks his someone's ass or something? Well, he's like, he's letting people, he's like rescuing people from prison in this, this like hot like Kuger, whoever is like, let me out. And he's like, he says something like, I will if you let me fuck you in the at like, it's an angel and ass fuck. It's so out of nowhere. And you're like, he's he's asking for sex to let the free this woman out of jail. That is strange. Just mad. It was like, so it really ruined the mood. Surely, Madame, as soon as you show me a pussy and also a hole. Roll credit. That's really good. That's really good. So yeah, we'll show that. We'll show the Kingsman that the high protein movie theater. And curious case of Benjamin Button, but Colin Firth has bright pants.

9:15One of the Kingsman, instead of very finally tailored tweed suits, they're all wearing like, weight vests, like, like, 40 pounds. Oh right. Cause they're, yeah, cause they're getting jacked. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. That's awesome and true.