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Best Bits Of The Week🔥- 5th Feb 2026

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Producer Mitch has put together the best bits of this short week which included Rog being much better at climbing than we all thought, and a whole lot of cock and balls!

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Best Bits Of The Week🔥- 5th Feb 2026

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The Morning Rumble — Best Bits Of The Week🔥- 5th Feb 2026. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

This is a podcast from Rover Howdy shortly this week and it started with Bryce getting a leader from the prime ministers office I've got a leader from the prime minister and I'll say oh Someone must have nominated you for honest you know they do the honest Kingsborough then do the New Year's Eve Yeah Well Last last Small from either. Yeah, surprise case. Here's a note to it. I'll bet you rip that evil I've been pretty quick Put it up and get around boys. It was badges and pictures of Andrew Mulligan Clark gave it had sent me a letter Clark gave it of course the husband of the former prime minister just under our dune Used to flat with Andrew Mulligan. Yeah, use the male service The prime minister to send me old pictures of when they flattered together No, no, and it was just these old pictures of miles

Well, yeah, now that's the whole point On Tuesday, Rodge and Creech dressed as Spider-Man went to clippin climb and Spired by Alex Honol who climbed the Taipei Tower on Netflix to race each other up the wall away you go fellas Reaches like walking up a ladder roger surprisingly fast green nimble. He's done it Rogers the winner. How you feeling man? Yes, terrifying for us. I didn't really want to let go but I think Roger's a bit. There was a official time I didn't hit stop on it No, that's not funny Ledge Don't feel bad for roger though. He revealed what he's like as a landlord this week

We had a couple moved out, but they had these little kittens and they shredded the curtains and so they didn't get any bond Well, it was like head to buy new kids. They were nice people. They were nice people anymore. What they've done to they would add no money for a new place for a bond you took it all Did you know they tried they tried did you know them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they went over six Like I'm not James Bond your roger bond down below no money back Down below We kicked open the doors of the C&B balls of fame this week a collection of the most perfectly placed C&Bs from around the country I've got a personal favorite here from Leonard who's spelled exactly like Leonard Skinner He's got a well-executed C&B bone into a front lawn here with the caption just moated dick on Rico's front lawn Ha ha

Apparently his mother-in-law was house sitting Dex balls the three five two zero to check out the hall of fame and keep sending in your C&Bs to see if they'll make our Chodium male came in with some fresh new research on Wednesday New research that I've just come across indicates when a man's sexual desire truly peaks Yeah, what age do you think early 40s for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go younger in the room Creech 29 shortly. I think look at me and head the peg 31 also Based on research is 40 I can't believe that I'm gonna get horny Brice revealed the crook way he used to deal with his warts like a rank little rat I chewed my own Holy shit, bro He already had It's what they said that mum they said And I remember mum called me much came in and I was goring on

And I just like a wreck roch took his advice and tried it on his own wall Are you suggesting roch should we have a wee munch on his wall? Yeah, chill it off roch. Oh, yeah, it's joking. No, it's not working Oh, but That's rank man That's the best bits from a short week enjoy your white-ungy long weekend. We'll be back Monday Rover music radio podcasts

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