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The Morning Rumble β Best Bits Of The Week π₯- 23rd Jan 2026. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
This is a podcast from Rover It's our first week back for twenty twenty six and first week back for rogge since his three months sabbatical And he took back to the airways like a ductile water. This is crazy. This is weird. Miles great to see you good morning mate How are you bloody good meld gosh? I missed you Great to see you meld rice morning mate I was actually fating down on the wrong The work on that Using the wrong faders in my apologies sounds like he had a super relaxing break though of water blastered too much And I've seized up my elbow slash forearm. I can barely stretch it out Dylan's point in the sound too Can't believe you're blaming water blastering on a masturbation You know You've been semen blaster And after some time away rogge and mel have moved on from their past bickering
Food finders are back performing this coming Saturday in Tasmania. It's so random, isn't it? Never never not in Tasmania. No, it's no feature. You don't know that I can guarantee they haven't Here we go. I just say have played in Tasmania. There's a show there in 2015 So Just kidding. They're still going at it. We had our good mate Dan Hooker back in studio He had a UFC three two five and Sydney where he's fighting the Frenchman Benoit Sandini rich army special forces soldier. Well, he used to be He can't take gun in there Kenny He's got two arms two legs in a face like a smacked ass As usual, he was in top form I was a great big daddy. He'd been behaving yourself Yeah I went a quad up with two friends and they're based on an ankle bracelet You know, we didn't even go out They come see you To be honest, I'm going to put our entire chat with Dan into the best bits of the week Do the UFC ever get in the middle of any type of beef that happened? I've never had it. No, since I'm pretty audacious stuff
Dan the hamster there Text Dan to three five two zero to hear that whole chat Created told us about his very wet and muddy new years and Harry got the mud off his hands at R&V Completely saturated in mud. I think what what am I going to do here? I went to the urinal and I washed my hands with my wee You are getting me. Yeah, you're cruiser. I peed all the mud off my right hand On Wednesday I revealed I could see the future and she with the rumble dear futures for 2026 this year You will eat kfc This year you'll meet a man The man will arrive at your doorstep And then Tuesday are revealed how that look by the end of the year Roger you by the end of 2026 you're going to look like Clint Eastwood
Don't both describe as good bad and ugly A Wednesday we talked expensive pets put my dog through chemo I was told it would give them another couple of years of good life Cosmic 12k and had to have a month and I six months after the treatment Should I use the money to go out all day? What would you do if you had that pet would you just say end up? Yeah Gotta feed you Buller last year roger sold out webgill reiner an absolute lemon of a car The air conditioner doesn't work unless I hit a pot hole The front of the car now. It's held up by duct tape the back of the bumper is falling on hearing about reiner's car troubles made roger See dollar signs. Yes, have I got a deal for you my youngest daughter grace. She had us a zuki that is absolutely perfect for you Oh For me once shame on you, but a few full creaks shame on you again Now I don't want to derail this too much pet reiner you tried to sell me that car. I
So the lemon tea to saga continues if you want to hear more from the morning rumble this week Text podcast to 3520 that's our first week back for 2026 done and dusted and we'll do it all again next week catch you Monday Oh Rova music radio podcasts
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