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Ha Hack — Beauty Problems of the Squid Game Doll. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Brain, light. I'm too cool for any of this. Ooh, I love this. It's so hot. I see dog. Red light. Wait, what's going on? Oh, such a pretty boy. Oh, do you want to go out with me? What? I need a new shoe. She wants it. Yes. And I, Adly. I need a makeover. I want to be beautiful. Hey, I brought you this. This will make you beautiful. I can't wait. I know what to try first. I heard this works like magic. Whiteton paste. For white teeth like these. Huh, okay. Let's do this.
So I just put it in here. And that in my mouth like this. I have to turn it on. Oh! It's time to remove it. How do I look? Oh, my eyes! Huh, what's wrong with him? Oh, no. Huh, my acne is really bad. What can I do? Oh, right. The magic beauty box. Oh, this is it. I need a mask. I wonder if this will make my face better. Well, we'll see. Now we read. Oh, no. Shining down. Four hours later. Oh, doll. I have, oh, hey. Huh, well, I know.
I just have to charge her. Okay, doll. Time to reap it. What happened? Oh, no. Oh, she does look awful. Uh-huh. Nothing a little makeup won't fix. Okay, a lot of makeup, but still. Oh, I feel much better now. Well, of course. You are welcome. Huh. Oh, what can I find in here for lack hair? Uh-huh. For boxing. I know exactly how to do this one. Or do I? Well, it smells nice. Let's warm the box up. I hope this takes the hairs out. One, two, three. Not the cables, only the hair.
Oh, no. Maybe not. Okay, time for your challenge. Do much of a challenge. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, I can remember this. Oh, maybe this will help. Now I just have to roll the mop. All the way up. Almost done. Okay, done. No. Oh, no. Why is it stuck? My hair. I know what I have to do. A little bit here. Oh, and a little bit there too. That's it. Oh, wow.
And what's this? I look like tobacco. Oh, my beauty box must have something. This looks painful. I'm not sure. Oh, I think this will work. Oh, yay. Oh, no. Oh, no, wait. My hair. Let's take some selfies for it, stuff. I need that. This has to be it. Oh, better. I can still look better than you.
The beauty box must have more. I can't see anything. I'll guess. I'll try. And I lightly tap it just like the tutorial say. Mad lipstick. Yes, that's what I was missing. I hope I look amazing. Oh. Luckily, they came off easily. Huh, better. I think I need to get rid of my glasses. Maybe I can find some contacts in the beauty box. I knew I would find them. Contact lenses. How will they look on me? Well, my eyes are not that color. I don't think they match with my outfit. No, no. Let's change them back to my natural color. That's more like it.
I can finally see. Now I can start, but not with this brush. I know of a snack tip everyone loves. I just tap a little bit. I love this color. I want it right now. I just have to lightly tap it on my eyelids. Ah, there. I did a really good job. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. How this happened? Hmm. Back to normal. I'm going to use this to make my eyes so pretty. I know exactly how the tutorial goes, so this won't be difficult. Oh. Oh. Definitely not. There must be something in here to fix me. I know a hack. All I need is some tape. Now I scribble a little with a marker, maybe even draw something pretty.
My laser powers are so useful. They're a perfect wing. I need tweezers for precision. Oh. Perfect. Huh. What's this awful smell? Oh no. It's from my laser eyes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. British stickers. Just what I need to make myself more beautiful. I love both stars and hearts. I'll put three on each side. Oh. That's not three on each side. Oh. Much better. But I miss something. Some blush. Yeah. This is gonna be so pretty. Oh. I love it. It looks so cute. Now for the other side. Oh no.
It's stuck. That's not supposed to happen. Oh god. Help. Oh yes. Now it's perfect. Now I will have many friends. This can do. I need a new dress. Uh huh. I'll just order it online. Yes. And I need a quick delivery. Here you go. It's a roll. Oh. It's here. Oh. I love it. And it fits me like a glove. Maybe I need gloves too. The same dress. Really? No fashion sense. Huh. Maybe I should use some perfume to be more attractive. Okay. Just a little bit. Oh. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I love that smell. Water based. But what's happening? Huh. No amateur. The scented oils are for you. You're a machine. See. Now you smell like a flower. Oh. I'm all ready. Hold up. Uh huh. You didn't do your looks, silly. My lips. With this. Okay. Well, I like the color. This sims a little strange, but if it will make me prettier. How do I look? Oh, God. No. Let me help. Oh, you are professional. I'm ready. Bye, honey. Hmm. I wonder what's that in a beauty box. I want big lips too. I'm sorry, but I...
Oh. Hi. Wow. Wait. What? Wow. You're so pretty. It's so strong. Let's go for a cookie. Uh huh. But I am ready to... Hi, beautiful. Hi. Let's go have a bite. Oh, I'm sorry. But I am ready to... Hi, beautiful. Hi. Let's go have a bite.
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