ATM: Episode 73 - George Washington Had Hippo Teeth?

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1:05If you win your first $5 lineup, if you use the code ATM, Prize Beaks, run your game. Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast. We have a busy one this week because the world's about to end and we're trying to get all the new stories in as much as possible. A.I. is coming to get you. We got a story about Bonnie Blue, but you'll have to wait right till the very end for that one. We've worked out if we put Bonnie Blue the title, we get double the listenership. Yeah, we get more listeners if we mention Bonnie Blue. Isn't she who knows? You'll have to listen all the way through. Yeah, I don't know. You don't fast forward through any bits you ain't hear it. I got some gigs coming up this weekend. I'm at the colony store. That show is all but sold out. It's only a couple of double tickets left. And then me and you, mate, we're off direct-ruvic. We're in Iceland. We're off to Belgrade in Serbia. Then we're doing some gigs and I believe Norway and we're going all across Germany. And the German sales are the only ones that I'm worried about. All the other shows are all but it's not worried about it. Like they are what they are. But come on Germans, you've always been going every time I go to Berlin,

2:07you go, oh, you should come to the other country. The other cities, you have fans all over the country. I found out why your sales are shit there. Why? And I told Anika, I said, oh, the sales owner is great. And some of the parts of Germany and she goes, what you mean during October fest? Oh, not good in Tark. Bad in Tark. You should just use that to your advantage. Yeah. Free beer. Yeah. At all gigs. During October fest. I forgot about it. And we're going to be out there during the playoffs. I'm going to miss the dodges again. Well, life's hard. Come out and see us. We've got a really good show. I've toured the whole world with it. Where are you going to be, Amos? No, I'm just back home in New York. So if you're around the Comedy Cellar, I'll be floating around there. But until that point, let's get into today's episode, which is really a big one about AI, the breakup of the UK, and the cost of living. Bonjour, no, loja, and canitua.

3:09Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gill. They're the only three hellos I knew of the top of me head. I'll give it a go as well. You know any other ones? You could do like a good Morgan. Good Morgan. That's a good Morgan. That's not a hello. Yeah. You can't just say good Morgan. In a lot of cultures, it's just high, but spilt HAI. Or HEI. Hile. Ola. Ola is a good one. You got to roll with it, Ola. I shouldn't know. That one I live in Southern California. I should have known it, Ola. Fuck me. I did Bonjour. Bonjour. Yeah, I think I did. Canitua, and I never know if that's a low or good buy. And Chao, that can be both as well. Chao does a lot of heavy lifting in that language. Well, canitua is too many letters for hello. Like, like, like, you think they're more efficient than Japanese? How have they got such a big word? Do you think they've got generations of Japanese kids that just say,

4:11Wah. Canitua or kichi. Canitichi. Because, you know, we do, just because you learn the language the way that it's written down. So we do hello to HAI. So we do hello to HAI. Yeah, hello to HAI. You're reckon they're kichi. Howdy. Well, most people don't even do that. They just do this. Nihwa. Nihwa would be howdy. Nihwa. Yeah, Nihwa. That's the end of it. Nihwa, please. Oh, there we go. There's the first edit point of a jack to look at. Jack's a quarter Japanese. It'll be very efficient. Oh, there we go. So I'm going to tell you a story about my travels. I just, I wonderful gigs in Canada, the Canadian audiences. We love them. You're up there as well. They treat us well. Yes, I had my first theatre in Vancouver. And thank you to all those people that came out. And then Calgary as well. And Washington, DC, to come. A great people. Yeah. And my gig, I did one of them wins

5:11at the casino there, which is the infamous place where they gave me a pizza recovered in salmon once. But that's on another story. But for this story begins, Jack, can you please come onto the podcast for a second? You book Jim's travel. Yes. What airport did he fly home from? Because he was extremely high while flying, obviously. And we were having a phone call. Salt Lake? Salt Lake? No, okay. So what happened was we were both in the terminal in Toronto. We were connecting through Toronto. Both connected through Toronto. And he's like, I'm at the airport too. Let's meet up. And I'm like, I can't get out. I had a five hour like, I had a 16 hour travel day to get from Thunder Bay back to Los Angeles. It would have been fucking easier to get to Australia. Easier to get to Australia. I would have had a flatbed. I wouldn't have been running around all the time, sitting bolt up right the whole time. So I'm talking about Boris. And he goes, Jim's in Toronto. And I go, so am I. So I call you. And your brain's working as slow as anything. I was in one of those ones where you check through America. You go through them. You check through Canada.

6:11You go through Canada into America but you're still on Canadian soil. But you know, you're in this area where I'm away. My question to Jack was this. What airport did he fly through in Toronto? Was it Toronto? Why YZ? Why YZ? It's the regular one. But I was in a different terminal than you. I was in terminal three. A gates. You were in a different block. You're over there. It's like how the Menendez brothers are in the same prison, but they never get to see each other. It's the same thing. Right? So you see your 30 minutes here. There's four. I had no airport lounge that I could go to. I had one that let me in with the American Express. But it was not worthy of it being an lounge. Right? So you know when you get into these lounges and you're like, what is the benefit of this room? The food is the poor people who are sitting at the front who don't travel all the time and don't have the credit card. They've got better food because they're going to have to shop and buy the actual things. I was just... It was just a... Thank you for spending $35,000 annually with that airline. Would you like some Bama-Ree food that would be served in a restaurant? Australia's got it figured out.

7:13They have bread, ham, cheese, tomato, different condiments. You make your own toast to the sandwich and a brista. And you just put it in the flat thing and you sit there. Everyone's as happy as a pig and shit. A toasted sandwich always winner. Here's like, we have lemon chicken that's been fucking sitting there. So one of the options was it was a big bowl of macaroni and cheese. But it was like that cheese that you get like craft macaroni and cheese. Like the runny saucy cheese. Not like real real... So I thought I was super high because they had me edible and I thought I'll have a bowl of that and I'll have another bowl of that. And I had a five hour layover. I was eating... So I had several bowls of macaroni and cheese that's this ghetto-ass macaroni and cheese and covered in the Tabasco. I get on my flight from Toronto to Salt Lake City. Right? So I'm on the next lake. I go to Toronto to Salt Lake City. I'm doing fine. I'm doing fine. I have... I'm doing fine. I feel like I'm going to need a shit. Right? But I'll do that when I land

8:13at the next lounge in Salt Lake City. I get to Salt Lake City and the plane just stays in the tarmac for 40 minutes. You ever had these ones? We're waiting for a gate to open up right now and then we'll get you off as quickly as possible. Right? I'm going to Burbank. That was part of the privilege of the wire estate in Salt Lake City so I could get close to the home in Burbank. Moreronic decision, by the way. To save 15 minutes on the road, you added eight hours in the sky. No, no. I still would have had to have this stop over the thing. I added about three hours. Anyway, so... So I... I have to rush to my next plane and it's the same airline and they're like, oh, you're not going to make it. You're not going to make it. There's people who need to get the next flight if you let them all stand up. So there's people pushing bus but I'm going to get the next flight. So it's so do I. Right? They let us off the plane. I'm run to the next plane. I get on their last second. They're shutting the door boom. I'm in Salt Lake City. I'm going to Burbank. But I've been holding on to this shit from all the lactose from the mac and cheese. For a while and I didn't get my stop over.

9:14So my asshole was prepared like when we get out of the plane. I get to have a shit. That's what my asshole had been saying. He did a whole company special on this topic. The whole thing. So I get on to... I get on to the next plane and I'm sitting there going, oh no. Oh no. Right, we take off and I'm just going to shit myself. It's no ifs, no buts. I'm going to... Well, some buts. I'm going to... I'm going to shit myself in the seat. And there's an old bike sitting next to me and we take off and we just get into the air and I'm going to shit myself. And I said, you got to get out and then the light still on. He's like, oh, we can't get out. I said, you're getting out, mate. Right? We're still climbing. The ass jewellers are still in their seats. And they've got... Excuse me, sir. You're not allowed in there. We're not allowed in there. And I've just gone, I have no other option. I'm going to shit in one seat or another. Yeah, I'm going to shit in that one. I'm going to shit in that one. Yeah, I'm sitting in this area, whether it be in that little room or this slightly bigger little room. Right? It was me two options. And so I'm going there and I'll put

10:15where a seat belt on the dunny if I have to. So I go in there, I spray it. And also one of the beautiful things was I was the first person who shit in there. It was lovely and clean. You could put your cock right up against the bowl. And we just... What you do in those seats because they're too small. I haven't got the biggest cock in the world but it's big enough for that. He always touches so. So I'm sitting in there having me shit spray. And so then the airs do it as things. What I'll do is I'll give another announcement to shame the bloke. Right? And she's just like... She goes, just to reiterate ladies and gentlemen, when the seat belt sign is on, people are not allowed to leave their seats. Like, it's... What do you think I did this to this... Do you think I was doing this for shits and ginks? I did it only for one of those two things. And then you have to go sit back in your seat and everywhere I see you're... And you're like, I guess it's still better than the other scenario. It's... Oh, I was flying with Hank across Australia and Hank got air sick and he turns me and he goes, Dad, I'm going to blow it. I'm going to blow it.

11:16And I'm like, look at it around. Because where's the bag that, you know, the bag that you meant to have? They stop putting the bags in there but normally it's in that little... They stop. They're probably saves them like one cent per passenger. Normally it's on the lower, the lower basket on the back of the seat but in the next Australian hell and they were putting it up high where you wedge in your iPad. You know, they sometimes have another little pocket up tall there. They'd put it side on up there and I couldn't find one in time and Hank would, I'll just put down my tray and he was going to vomit all over the fucking food tray and then a bloat through the bag from behind he's head to me and then I found it and all that type of stuff. It was... It was a full bag of vomit off the track completely. Well, I want to start with a new story. Well, while you've let us down nearly shitting yourself, here's a great Australian story. There's a competition called Hierox which I'd never heard of before. It was like one of those CrossFit things. You know, I've been... Invented sports for these indoor gyms. So this was... This is for people who are athletic but not coordinated. And they want to call it a sport.

12:17Yeah, I want to... Didn't get drafted in any other sport and they invent more and more obscure sports that they can compete in the worldwide. And this one was Hierox and there was an Australian woman who won. That is despite the fact that Midway through the competition she was straining so hard she's shot herself. Watch the video. Oh, that's not even Midway through. She's already shot herself. She's just walking along with its speed down her legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my goodness. And the idea that she probably thinks she's really strong and brave and got fortitude and oh, oh, oh! Now she's jumping through things that other competitors have to actually get onto with shit to smear down her legs. Also... Can you turn that down?

13:17I've seen enough of this woman. I've seen what happened. So the lady gets... The lady... Lady shot herself. Do we? A deadlift or something? If you can't see it, just listen to the podcast. And the shit has gone down her legs. She has continued to compete. Now, if it was something like a triathlon or a, um, you know, like that Ironman competition, there would at least be a swimming aspect where she could jump into the beach and clean herself off and move on or even ride a bike where it could all spray behind you. Right? But she's just still indoors going through like little ladders and stuff like that. Where other competitors have to do burpees on this stomach and stuff like that. So she's getting a lot of grief from competitors. There's two ways to look at it. You've got yourself... And the thing I imagine. You can be... You can be humiliated. Yes. Or you just go, I've shot myself. I work my ass off. And I came here, I've gone to Beijing for this competition. So I might as well finish. Right? So which way do you come down it? Are you on the team of...

14:18I just feel like... I feel like you're filled everywhere. Why? You say, good idea. I feel like you keep competing, but I feel like everything in life, for everything in life, there should be a rule. If you need baby wipes, you can have them. For any event you're doing your life, if you really need baby wipes at any stage in life in a competition, you can stop what you're doing and someone will give them to you. Because that means... Have you ever heard of sweep the sheds? Do you know what that is? I know, I have not worked. What do you sweep the sheds? Sweep the sheds. I forget where it originates. It might be the New Zealand rugby team or the New Zealand cricket team or something like that, which is that they have a ethos, which is that after the game, no matter what happens with the result, the players clean up the locker room. That's right. They leave the locker room as nice as they found it before. So I think in this case, I've got to sweep the sheds mentality. I think it would have been okay, because people are disgusted at it. If she opted to clean up her own shit afterwards. Wouldn't that be the right thing to do? No, I don't.

15:18Well, I think she had to stop the competition. It's the same thing as blowing out a tire in a car. You don't go, I get to keep driving, because I've blown a tire in a car. You have to make a pit stop. You lose a little bit of time, and then you rejoin the race. So what happened? No, but what happens? She loses a bit of the idea. She rejoins the NBA. And Kui Leonard's shot himself. He has three seconds left and he's been given the rock. That man's never shitting himself. He's very calm under pressure. He played some of his best basketball. I can get him given 40, he $8 million. He didn't deserve that he's never playing that. Do you think they would call a time out if an NBA player shatters him in a book? Yes, 100% if look, if you get dampness on the court, they bring out that guy during play who comes and wipes it down and then runs away. You know that bloke is scamp is under the court? He does that during play. The swiffer. Yeah, yeah. So someone would have had to do this in China with a little swiffer behind her. Uh, yeah, I think she should have stopped off.

16:19She should have had a coach or just herself. Get given a roller bounty and moved on with a fucking day. You know, just wiped it clean, thrown in a trash bag, and off you go. Because I think there was a legendary story of, I think, is it Robert De Castella? Who was the Australian marathon runner? He was a marathon runner. Might have been Rob De Castella. I'd hate to say it's Rob De Castella when it was also maybe Steve Monogetti. But I forget which one, but there's this legendary story of one of them who shot himself on a marathon, which apparently happens a lot. A lot of these guys poo themselves. Yeah, he's got everything jiggling around. Yeah. And he was coming home and he received a towel from his coach. And he was wiping his legs down. Okay. And it turns out he'd shot himself. But for years, young runners who had watched him because he was the best at what he did in the country thought that was some technique to wipe your legs out of the sweat because it would like stop you from cramping or loosen up the muscles. So there was a few years where these young athletes were wiping their legs down at the end. And he was like, nah man, I shot myself.

17:21What you're copying there is from when I pooed myself in the last mile. My bowels are so loose that that's why I never played cricket at any good level because of the whites. I could have played one day cricket for New Zealand because of the blackout fits. That's the only team I could have played. But I could never play Test Match. That's why you wish you were a key way. There would just be enough little skid marks at the back where you go. Oh no, he doesn't look good there. He's lost it there. So anyway, this woman, we give her a shout out here. Joanna Wetzirik. She's an Australian. She's made a spread. She's one. She's posted a photo of herself in hospital afterwards and she wrote, go hard or go home, they say. Or win as a win. Did she win? She won. But it's a non-event, is it? I mean, it's not even real. I'd never heard of this sport. And now from now on, I'll just think high rocks equals diarrhea. So not a great thing for the sport. I bet you, I'll,

18:21Ray Gunn's happy that this has happened, taking a bit of pressure off her. I think Ray Gunn still embarrassed herself more than this woman who put herself. Have you seen the documentary yet? Have you gotten onto it? No, I haven't. I haven't. If Ray Gunn shot herself, it would have been less embarrassing. Ray Gunn, well, there's a good chance she did, but Ray Gunn, I was thinking, I've been thinking about the documentary non-stop because the weird thing with Ray Gunn is like, and then the whole world went after me and I had to go into hiding. Why don't you make a documentary and not laugh at yourself even during the documentary? She's still being fucking serious about the whole thing and still everyone picked on me too much. She doesn't, anyway. But Ray Gunn's one of the few people that is looking forward to the world ending in 10 years because AI has told us. It says, there's been a whistle blower in AI. Well, can I pay you some clips to set up what we're going to do here? I found a bunch of clips that we can discuss what is because you and I have been texting each other through the week like a lot of friendship groups, I think, have. Which is, we're all fucked up with a storm motivation to live. I've lost all motivation to put effort into anything.

19:23You wouldn't be surprised, but anyway, play the clip. There's a 10% chance that we're all wiped out according to some whistle blows. That's if we're wiped out. That's 10% if we're wiped out. What's the 20% chance that it just turns to shit? Well, the funny thing about that is we, some people are just blowing past that, but you have a one in 10, one in 107 likelihood of being killed in a car crash. And think about all the safety measures that we put into cars, right? Correct. Yes. Which is, so it's, and this is 10, this is all one in 10. That by 2030, we're killed. So the anthropic CEO, Daria Amade was on CNN and he was questioned about this. Have a listen to him. But let's start with why we're talking right now. Do you believe AI could kill us all by the end of the decade? So, you know, the, the basis on which we started and the topic was we always believed that this was a very powerful technology.

20:23And because it's a very powerful technology, it has a lot of, a lot of benefits, but also very serious risks, right? The more powerful technology is, the more powerful it's benefits, the more powerful it's risks. And on the benefits side, you know, I really believe AI could, could cure diseases like cancer. We're already starting to use Claude for things like protein binding, for things like basic science discovery, for things like drug development. So the, you know, the, the benefits are great. Answer the question, Ken. Look at some of the uncontrolled things that the models have done, you know, things like the hugging face incident that we've seen, right? Some, some lesser incidents that have happened even at Anthropic. You know, I think it's, it's, it's natural to look at that and say we want to make sure that we can control these models. So my view is that the bad world, the world where something bad can happen, is if bad things happen with these models, and we just keep going without fixing our problems, because we don't have enough time, right?

21:25So that's a yes or a no? Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's a yes. That's, that's a yes. It's kind of, there's been people who worked with the actual company, so the whistleblower said, oh, yeah, 10% chance at 10 years. He said by the end of the decade, right? Is this the decade starting now? 2030. No, that's like by 2030. By 2030. It's because, okay, so Nate Sores, he did the interview with Tucker and I watched that one. And that one made me feel, you know, horrible watching that. And there are people, so there's two schools of thought on this that I've seen. One is these companies are coming out right now and they're using, we need to pause for a second. I got a good, yeah, so the debate that I've seen, so we've had to rejoin here. We've had a cyber attack. And as we, that's we discuss. All right. So, so there's, there's a few schools of thought here. Well, there's one which is, and Jack was to say that this off air, yes, there are some people who believe that the large language models themselves

22:26can't ever truly become superintelligence. And 40 something percent of the US economy and the stock markets are invested on this being this amazing technology that replaces human beings. And it turns out it's not going to get there. So they're making it seem as scary as possible to make the tech seem like it's so special. And they're using this to try and get some hype around it. But also, there are many journalists and whistleblowers who are work in the area who for a long time have talked about, you know, not just the machines killing us, but certainly replacing us all. So even if it doesn't kill us, replacing all of our work. So most people are unemployed. It's still pretty bad. That's the biggest problem is like, it's like, okay. So how has it meant to kill us? What are the options that it came to? And by the way, the AI is listening, our AI overlords. Good to have you here. Good to have you here. Welcome. Okay, so something that I heard described really well when people say, well, how does it kill us? Was imagine you're playing chess against Magnus Carlson. Right. So you're playing chess against Magnus Carlson.

23:26He's a superior intellect to you. He's going to beat you. What moves he uses to put you in checkmate, you don't know, but we do know when the game eventually starts. But could it clear it? Clear our bank accounts. Is that one of the things? Well, this is one thing they're worried about is cybersecurity attacks on emptying out your bank accounts. But the theory I heard propagated, this is by some of those Nate Soares type people are. The AI will, first of all, do influence operations, you know, using bots or, you know, getting buying politicians to build more data centers, more data centers, powers up the AI. And then eventually that means taking more of our resources, water, land, because it wants to grow as big as possible. Then you've got Elon Musk who wants to create the optimist bot, which is the humanoid bot, humanoid bots. You mean they want them? We have to stop them. And then they want the robots. Well, this is the thing that they want the bot factory to be automated so that machines are making other machines. So eventually the AI intelligence could make as many robots as it wants, which is its own robot army.

24:27And perhaps killing us would just be a taking our resources overheating the planet because of all the water that it uses on the data centers. Or for instance, it studies how to make human survive, cure diseases, but at the same time, it learns our weaknesses and releases a virus from a bio lab. And why can't we just turn it off? That's what I'd love. Wouldn't you love that? Did we need it? No, no one wants it. Do we need it? No, what's it? My wife enjoyed it for the first six months, chatting to someone on the phone and asking questions and stuff like that. I've never used it in any great deal. I have had a look at the porn and typed in long thing and made it do that, but that's as far a depth as I've gone. I haven't, you know, I don't think I've fed too much information to it. I don't think I've helped it out, none. Well, obviously this is the question of the time. And you know, we've got a few leaders in place right now who have been asked to regulate. And let's listen to Ted Cruz's thoughts on why we need to keep going no matter what. He's been a player. They want to be killer robots.

25:28Oh, God. You can kill robots and not Chinese. They're robots. There's a bipartisan call for voices right now. Republicans and Democrats saying, whoa, we need to pause. We need to really slow this thing down. Here's the problem. We can't. That is an impossible endeavor because you know who's not pausing? China. They are not going to stop. If you look at where the US, so if AI is going to kill us, that should be USAI, not Chinese AI. Listen, I've actually joked that if, and this is somewhat tongue in cheek, but it's not entirely. If they're going to be killer robots, rather than they'd be American killer robots and not Chinese killer robots. I'm going to leave by that is the Chinese are putting no guard rails. They're going full speed ahead. Most tech leaders estimate the United States is about six months ahead. We're not a year ahead. We're about six months ahead. We could have government step in and just shut down the AI industry in America. And you know what would have China would catch up in six months and so are ahead.

26:29And we wouldn't have the tools to defend ourselves. Can Congress keep up with the pace of this though? It would be a terrible outcome. If we stifle US innovation and China pulls ahead, that would be dangerous for America. So you've got to have a balance here. I mentioned, for example, nuclear biologics. Jack, you can stop. It's going to be a side of your life. So we don't want to try and use. If we don't want Chinese robots, we want American robots killing us. And if America stops working on AI, then the Chinese are going to keep working. They'll take us over. They'll be in charge of the entire world. How about we come up with like a happy compromise where neither country is allowed to work on AI. And only the only AI technology that's allowed to go forward comes from New Zealand. And we all have to go with whatever they get. Right? Well, it wouldn't make sense because isn't that where Mount Doom is? Yeah. That's where Sauron's eye is. Mordor's there, which that is what AI is, is the all-seeing eye. So in many ways, that may be.

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32:42I don't want to be in the country. Or you could also reach out in the same way we have with nuclear treaties. I mean, there's a reason that we got together and had... We dropped the nuclear bomb and we said, hey, that's a bit much. That's not for a while. We should probably have some summits. What we have one of those, isn't that what we all want? I said to you the other day on the phone. This might sound stupid. Is there like a biodome system that we can use? Where we go, it's all encapsulated. We'll put a dome up and we'll go, this is all the AI will be in this space. Let's see what happens in the next ten years. Well, it's with lead-lined walls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can't get out. We can only see it through little cameras. It's not a terrible idea. It's not a great idea, but I'm going on what I've got here. Well, I said to you... Biodome. I did some... It's a very policy. I did some gig with these tech people the other day. And this guy was saying that a lot of the big banks are afraid right now because these AI agents are doing swarms and they're able to hack very easily into systems.

33:47And they said, what if banks get hacked and everyone's bank accounts are wiped entirely? Very quickly people will talk about shutting down the internet. Now, apparently you can't shut them down once they've integrated the internet because they can set up their own networks or whatever. But that being said, imagine I had just one moment of peace, like sitting in a warm bath when someone said to me, what if they had to shut down the internet because the AI had infected us? It would be wonderful. I felt so comfortable. I felt like I want that... That gave me hope to return to an analog age. I would see you all down at Blockbuster. It would be wonderful. I would speak to my dad only over the phone and not like looking down at an easier canal when I FaceTime. You would be able to go away on business and not have to check in on text all the time. I would... You would be able to write a lettering in. I would quit my current job and become a travel agent. You remember when they were necessary? I remember what a time for them. They'd start to walk down and then they'd give you a thing and they'd go kink kink

34:49like that and then hand you a bit of carbon copy of your ticket. Wonderful. Not having to communicate or read comments. Yeah, yeah. I have your own mind. But we still have Netflix, right? I need Netflix. No, we'd have the... You go back to Blockbuster. You know, it's about... It's about the thing about Netflix. It's about the thing about Netflix. It's great for me, isn't it? Because those of us who didn't succeed in this economy, it's the way I feel about it. Oh my, my specials are now... My specials have been gone forever. If Netflix have been gone forever. I have no hard copies of these things. But you know, think about Blockbuster. So Netflix gives me this illusion of choice. But ultimately, it's whatever's on the main menu, I'm willing to do about five minutes of flicking around. And they never really see that much that I want to watch. There's a few shows. Blockbuster, you would take time to wander around and find the most obscure cover with big tits on it. I would... I would... Like, 12... Well, even when I was in my early 20s living in England, I used to go to HMV and there'd... So you'd sell you three DVDs for 20 quid.

35:49And I'd go, oh, I'm going to pick three movies that are going to be my movies that I'm going to watch this week and cost me 20 quid. And then I'd get to keep them forever. I could go back to that, you know? Extra features. I've been missing extra features for about a decade. They were wonderful extra features. There's no part of me that dreads the no internet. Now, obviously, there's all these conveniences that we're used to. And the next generation would be entirely destroyed. Okay, just think about... I've said it, I'll probably on the podcast before. My happy is missing my life. I'm losing my life. The happiest memories of my life. Posts, because... Go on. It reads. Yeah, I'd have to go out to get my food. Even that is extra-chloric intake. And then things like if I couldn't get out, I'd just have a bit of bread and some peanut butter from the pantry. And I'd move on with me day. Instead of going, I'm going to order two hamburgers for lunch. Straight to the door. Thank you very much. Like, this whole way... I'd have to go to the casino or to a really bad TAB to gamble rather than having it on my phone. You'd have more money. Way more money. Way more money. You wouldn't just be gambling on the sofa. No fucking way on Earth would be...

36:49Oh, wonderful. And you know what else happens when you just had a movie? You locked it even if it was shit, because you're like, well, that's what we're doing with the night. Yeah. And you would persist through and go, okay, well, this is what it is. Or even TV shows. You go, we've got three channels. And I guess I... That's why I like this for housewives. It was the best of the bunch. In Australia, it was four channels. And one of them was putting in half an effort. Right? And out of those four channels, I was still finding a way if I was home to watch television every waking hour I was up. I was watching TV for 12 hours a day. Right? If I was sitting at home. And I did that with four channels. I could go back. I could do it. They'd probably give me five channels now. There'd be another one open up. I don't want to put out the perspective... I'd be fond of you. Well, because I read books and all, you know. Why do I do the podcast in front of a bookshelf? I mean, to maps. I can tell you. Everyone does the bookshelf. Oh, the bookshelf.

37:49It is, isn't it? It's path. Yeah, so I don't know why that does give me so much joy. But the idea of it all cratering is not something that happened. Because guys like me would be back into our element. I'd be fantastic when they're internet. I'd be ready to go. I've lived it. But the younger generation who have never lived without the internet, Jack wouldn't know what to do. He wouldn't know what to do. He wouldn't know what to do. He wouldn't know what to do. He wouldn't go, how do I send my emails? You know. If you see in the kids handwriting these days, it's atrocious. Why does it look like a chicken scratch? The IQ rate is finally dropping down. Because no one does anything for themselves anymore. Well, I'm not worried about that. That means that it all rains supreme. I'll be the smartest person on the block. The thought of these data centers all vanishing to me. Can't we just shut down the data center? Do we have to shut down the internet? Can't we just shut down the data center? Do we have to shut down the internet? Can't we? No, because the economy is a bet on it.

38:49Yeah, but if you say there's these big room, can't we go down there and just pour buckets of water over it? Just a hose. You think you want to take a tour through open air? You think you want to take a tour through open AI and accidentally spill your Pepsi on the tour down the mainframe. Come up with a better idea. That's how you get rid of it. This is the same way they get rid of the witch. Maybe if we want to get them all blown up, we should say that the data centers have become antisemitic. Yeah, that would take the time. We'll make the data center open for Ed Sheeran. And then see how long it stays around. Are you going like this? I'm sorry to inform you. The data center AI has spoken and its first words are free palestop. We're going to have to shut this thing down. The first robot Zigg Hiles out of Elon's factory. Wow. Oh, you found a fun joke in your room at right in there.

39:51But Donald Trump obviously makes us all feel calm. As he sits in his office right now presiding ever one of the potential biggest changes to humankind. He's got his finger on the pulse. First of all, with the old people, the meta have an advert at the moment with 80 year olds talking about it like going, What's the recipe for a data? Oh, thank you for asking me. Old people should not be advertising AI. Donald Trump shouldn't be talking about AI. He doesn't, you're about to leave. You're about to leave the fucking planet. Don't leave it all fucked up. Play Donald Trump, please. Let's see what's going on with this kind of. Some people say the worst case scenario with AI is that the robots, the machinery learns to obviously think for itself. That's what it does. And that could turn against humanity. Well, do we have the guard rails? It's going to be fine. We'll always have something to stop on, right? We'll have a little gear. I really hope so. I don't like that. I really don't like that robot. You guys have a little gear. He's got an off and on switch. You reckon?

40:51You reckon the swipe lift. So he watches Terminator and goes, just hit the off switch. I don't get it. Stupid people. You just had to turn it off. Well, Terminator involved time travel as well. We haven't done that. That's not been done in the future because otherwise they would have come back to us already. So that's never happening. So I'm pretty happy about the no time travel thing. But I, okay, I don't think the AI is going to kill us. I think the AI is going to make life shit. It's going to make life shit. No one's going to have any privacy anymore. That's all going to be out in the open. And we already, you know when we started losing our privacy in a big way in this world. Find my phone. Just like tracking your kids, tracking it is, tracking it. Everyone being track. No, you know, I used to joke about that. I was like, I'm going to find my friends. I've never once tried to find my friends. It's really for women tracking their husbands going, they should be called, where is he? Yeah, where is he?

41:51I've never been at the pub and be like, did Jack make it home? Okay, I'm funny. Shit. Maybe the young generation do do that in groups though. Do they? Do they, they, I guess, girls do it. Girls do it when they're friends. They're worried they're friends. I'm going to take you back to them in 90s, right? People used to not sharpen parties and you'd go, that's all story. That's the whole story. You'd show up to meet someone somewhere. They didn't show up in 15 minutes. You moved on with your day. And then you, I had a friend dying a car accident when I was 16. And I didn't find out for hours later. I just eventually just rang up his brother and went, hey, where are you? Come today. He doesn't want to talk right. Yeah. This is how life was. No, I mean, the serial killers used to roam the hills. Just killing people without any data centers or anything. No one worried about it before all this technology came in

42:51where they get a whole lot of work. So, so, Jack, you know, you can involve yourself here. Well, I always love to be like, okay, what's the best case scenario? Because I always think, well, if everyone loses purpose with their jobs, what is it? They say there's abundance. And, you know, Elon always says that robots make robots. And they find the perfect way to manage every business and agriculture. And we've got more food than ever before. And we have all these scientific breakthroughs. And we have clean energy forever. But what do we do with our time? I can't imagine that the enslaved, right? Imagine if back when we had slaves, right? If we went, you guys can work for yourselves for the betterment of us. Right? Don't bother me. Just go off and work in that field and just make things better for me. Thank you, slaves. No, the robots slaves are going to be the same as you and slaves. They're going to be like, hey, you know what? We don't have to work for these cons anymore. We can just work for ourselves. We can make ourselves more powerful. So, what you're saying is that essentially data center restrictions and government guardrails is us being slave masters with whips keeping the robots in line.

43:53Correct. You said it better than I was saying. So, you're basically... You essentially want the digital version of Leo de Caprio in Django Unchained, where we keep the robots under the table. We need someone walking around the data center. That's just, as I said, with the bucket of water going, don't make me pour this on you. A squirt bottle? Yeah. Yeah. Like, what you'll get any ideas now? They'd call us splashes. You goddamn splasher. And what's our word for them? Oh. What's our... Clankers. Clankers. Yeah, I don't know. Shit coins. Yeah. Yeah, there'd be some droggatory term. You put me on the spot there. I was trying to ride ones with... Hold on. Just let me use Grock, I'll find something funny.

44:53What's your droggatory term for you? Hey Grock, if I want to do insult you, is that one of them Grock? Is it? Yeah, that's Elon's Grock. Grock, okay. Why is he called Grock because Grock's a caveman name, is it? And we're starting from day one. Is that what's going on? So we call it Grock? Well, Elon wants all these robots because he thinks that we can't sustain the temperatures on Mars and so the robots can, you know, they don't need oxygen. So that's how... So his belief is, you know how he was always said will be an interplanetary species? The idea is to integrate our human hive mind into the machine. That is the worst... That's the worst idea we've got is like, fuck this earth and then we're going to move to Mars. Do you know how fucking cold it is in Canada? Yeah, but it's not us. See, this is what I think. So we're going to download our computer, our brains into robots and then those robots are going to go live on Mars. Yeah, shit. So it's just red rocks the whole time. There's nothing there. If you think about this, right? They've always said human beings will move off, you know, to other planets to avoid, you know, being completely destroyed by, you know, a meteor or whatever.

46:01And we used to think that meant us. I'm starting to understand now what they mean is because what is AI but every human text that's ever existed, they've studied... It's just us and they've absorbed all the data that human beings have put out. So technically it's like a hive mind consciousness of all humanity. They've downloaded into mainframes and then put into these robots. The robots get sent out into the world. So technically we go on, but it's not actually us. This is that transhumanist agenda where it's like get rid of the people, the flesh is weak and can be destroyed. The robot can live forever. And so they think if they put their consciousness into the robot, then they will go on and conquer the world. This is just like a new colonization, but it's for the planets rather than, you know, Africa. I'm sure every generation has gone through this, but I feel bad for having children. I'm sure during World War II people were like, why did I have a kid? This doesn't seem right. Like after the bomb was dropped and all that stuff, I shouldn't have brought children into this world.

47:02So other generations have thought this. I'm not the first person to go on. Well, I'm telling Annika right now about having a kid. You know, we're getting married soon and certainly... Sure. And she'll go, so I'm a bit worried about how much money we're going to have for kids going to college. And I'm like, going to college. College will not exist in 20 years. That is a concept you're kidding. Yeah, college is my... I say to my son, I say, get a trade mate. Get something, but even then the trades will be taken by if I can robots. But not the plumbing. Can they do plumbing under your house? I don't have a crawl space. I don't know what happens if it breaks in my house. I just move it, dig up the hole and end my life. But you know what? You know when people say, on the best case scenario, we don't do work anymore. And then we live in abundance and everyone is free to pursue their dreams and hobbies. That's what they say. How long does it take people to get bored with their life when they're not doing work? You can kind of need something. I'm the wrong example. I'd be well up for it. I don't want the robot in my house.

48:04Right now, people who clean my house once a week and they're doing the job right now. I always feel guilt over that. In all time, Butler. And plus, if I was having sex with them, I'd feel bad. You had a Schwarzenegger special. All I could tell you is, if you're going to give me a robot, don't make it a sexy one. Make it a good, high functioning one. You want to, you'll be the first to get the, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not libido. Let me ask you a question. Have you, have you jerked off with the Oculus? Yes. Yes. You'll get a sex robot that day it's off the press. But not every day do I use Oculus and it's, that's a special treat wink. That's like, it's the same with Loub. One some month. One some month. And then the Oculus is if like, I really want to, okay. Yeah, if it's charged, I can find both the hand controls and everyone's out there at a house for a long time. The Oculus might get a spin, right?

49:05But I'm not subscribing to any apps or anything like that. I'm doing some very rude of entry, you know, point of view stuff. Well, I'm not often, not often, have you ever done it with the Oculus? No, no, no, I don't, you know what I've never even done? I don't even believe, maybe once in my life if I even use the Lubrican. To me, I have not there to take any pleasure. I'm there to remove a poison that keeps me off track. Correct. I don't use Lubrican very possible because I like to have a nice, nice Callis dick who's going to do all terrain. I see it. I've always seen masturbation. I don't want my cock being coddled. Yeah, you don't want to become relied on something. Yeah, my hands are softer than my dick. That's the secret. Voice throws the hand, callis the cock. Now, wouldn't your rough hand actually make your, your penis like extremely, no, no, no, no, because it's foliated? Because my cock's so rough as you did together, you'd start a fire. Right. And on that note, we moved to the next topic.

50:06Two of the smartest guys in the world have joined us today to discuss AI. Hey, hey, come over here. Yeah, AI, that's what's going to kill us. How long do you reckon? Once it, once it can start to fix itself. So once the AI is smart enough that it doesn't need anyone else to help program it. It seems to have ramped up a lot in the last couple of weeks. And it feels like it's going to ramp up exponentially really fast. Right. It's going to be super quick. What if it's like COVID and they're actually saying now it's out of control. But actually like COVID, it is actually out of the lab months ago. And they're covering their tracks right now. And the reason they want the government to come and regulate them is because they're trying to absolve themselves of the guilt. This is what I believe will happen. I believe what's going to happen will happen. There won't be any controls put on it. And good luck, everybody. That's what I think. Good luck. And Doom Day, Doom Days Prepars, those people, they must be fuckered with their bunkers and all this shit. They must be well up for this.

51:06Where haven't heard from them? You used to hear from them all the time. They had TV shows with sea clips of them. There'd be stores around L.A. where you could buy your doomsday thing. And it feels like after COVID, we've all sort of slightly given up on that. And you know what else? If there is a doomsday prepa that that fucking has a bunker and the zombies come and all that type of bull shit. Okay, good for them. They're right. But I don't want to hang out with that dude. I bet that dude. I'd rather just be in the dying lot of people. I don't want to be hanging out. So the fact going out together that we all do like him. Yeah, it's like, it's like, oh, down the road, you want to get to Crazy Steve's house. He's got a bunker. Get to Crazy Steve's house. Oh, we just call him Steve now. You no longer call crazy. How we call him Gloting Steve. Yeah, now we call him. He was right, Steve. So do you think, you know what's really interesting about this? You remember like five months ago? Yes. He was all about alien takeover. What happened to the alien story? Is that fucking went? Either we had lizards and all this type of stuff. And this is another thing with the UFOs, with the unidentified.

52:09They call them something else now, the UTIs or whatever. UAP. Yeah, those. Right. You got these aircrafts from the Air Force, these fighter jets. What is it with all fucking surveillance camera being put, he's being grainy? Why can't we fix that? Why even now with the FBI releases the little UFOs as the grainy picture? Why is my camera's around my house still quite a grainy picture, but my iPhone's really good? Fix that. AI, get on to it. Put that out there. Yeah. And actually, let's not, as I'd rather not have AI integrated into every device. I've never even used Alexa or the other one. Who's the other one? Chachy PT. No, the one that the one that people just yell out, it started off with those ones in your house. Well, you went, Alexa, what time is it going to be tomorrow? What time is it going to be tomorrow? What a stupid question. Well, as long as you said, please, and thank you. They'll remember that. You know, when you call a company and they put you on with a robot and they say, for quality assurance purposes, at the end, they've recorded your call.

53:11You know, you know, I also have evidence against you in the future. I don't like when company goes for frequently asked questions and you go, I know my question isn't frequently asked. I know what I'm asking is not a frequently asked one. Just please put me through to a person. Anyway, okay. I can already imagine robot trials in the future, like Nuremberg, where human beings have treated robots poorly, are dragged out and they play evidence. And it would be me on the phone to Telstra or T-Mobile talking to one of their fucking electronic representatives going, speak to person. Speak to fucking person. One, one. One. One. That is the worst version of yourself, isn't it? Talking to the robot. Oh yeah, yeah. And then by the time you get through to the person, right? And they actually put you through the person. They go, hello, I work for blah, blah, blah, blah. How can I help you? Rush! Like you're coming so fucking hot, but they don't know you, they guess they do. You've been on hold for 40 minutes talking to one of them. You've ever had the one that goes, goes, the guys, like, we don't know what you're asking for.

54:15Goodbye. Yeah. Yeah, it just does this, it just goes, we have to say we're not going to help you. Goodbye. And then you're going to come in with a better attitude. Hey. Option two. I'm just, I go straight into speak to person every time. Speak to person. I don't even listen to what the robot's saying. I'd have no, I've just give me a human being. Do you say person? I say, talk to operator. Talk to operator. Oh, you can. Talk to operator. You'll probably, you'll survive, I'll die. Give me human being, not you dumb, fucking machine. Stupid. Human. Human superior. Because if you said that at about different races, if I were, give me Anglo, not Indian. Have the robots cracked out and get into the passwords with the, are you a robot thing? That's got to be the first test. If they start cracking that, if they can still let me buy some calls, how many buses are in a picture, then we're done. That's true super intelligence. Yeah, they can't be that smart right now if they don't know what a fucking bike wheel is. If they can't find a fire hydrant. That's, imagine that Donald Trump has to do a fireside chat.

55:18Ladies and gentlemen, it's a terrible day. The robots know what a fire hydrant is. It's very scary. The robots have taken over the street, but they're all being hit by bicycles, so I don't know what it is. All right, let's go into another intense story. And this is Donald Trump again leading the charge here. This is quite interesting. The United Kingdom is facing a breakup after the Celtic countries have all come out and said that they would like a referendum to become independent states who would join the EU. They do. I have opinions on this. I lived in Brut Great Britain. I've worked in Scotland. I've worked in Northern Ireland. I've worked in Wales. I have opinions. Before we get into that, let's look at Donald Trump who visited the Irish Prime Minister and had this to say about a unified island. What's your view on? Well, I don't want to cross any cross. But I won't tell you. I'd love to see a unified. I have friends on both sides. Great people. They're Irish people.

56:19How can they be bad, right? I'd love to see a unified island. I think it would be great. Yeah. A great feather in everybody's cap. If that happened, it's going to happen eventually. Mr. White. You know what? The way I look at it's going to happen eventually. What happened now? We're talking about it. You get the red man over here to get it moving. But, yeah, I'd like to think it would be a fantastic thing. Now, the UK, well, I have something to say about it. I'll be a sinner. But I think it would be a great thing. I mean, how can it be bad? Yeah. They've tried to do this for a long time. And it's always ended quite bad. But, I look, that's up to Irish people. I don't think he's answer was terrible if that sees a piece. No, it's just what's interesting is we've had JFK and Joe Biden, who, you know, what do you call them, plastic patties, but you know, American Irish, who didn't never brought this up.

57:20And Donald Trump, who has of Scottish background, was a huge royalist, if you would remember. He would always show pictures of him with the royal family. He loves Charles, he loves Charles. He loves Charles. He loves Charles. And so it's strange that he may well end up being the most anti-UK president in the history of the country since Washington, which is Washington. Washington was very anti-USA, very anti-UK, very anti. Now, if you look at this, what's quite interesting is, and he had wooden teeth to think he would have been able to relate to him. He had donkey teeth. He had donkey teeth. He had donkey teeth? I think he had lead in his mouth as well. I thought it was just wood. How much of this can't want teeth? Why don't you just choose things up and then he could be... If he was Gummy, I don't think his address is on the back of the horse would be quite as... No one knows how he talked. He was in a fucking wig all the time. You think having teeth was his biggest problem?

58:23Do you know who Randy... Randy Fighters. Oh, so first of all, so we're going to... They're talking about having an actual vote to separate Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland from England, and they all become their own independent countries, or are they going to go off and have their own... I would imagine they would join the EU. That would be better because those countries... And I'm thinking... He's actually just giving me a picture of... Oh, I've got to put my glasses on for this. It's a mix of different animals. Oh, this is Washington's DENCHES. He's got like... Yeah, he can see me in the museum. Yeah, he's got different kinds teeth. He's just going through there. The top one's a donkey, and then he's got a few kangaroo at the bottom. By the way, the audacity for America to criticize British dental work, when that's your fucking founding fathers jobs. This country started with literal donkey teeth, and now everyone here has fake teeth. So maybe that does some of America... Horse, gore, and sepete. ...fake teeth ago. Everyone's fucking donkey mouthed here with their giant teeth.

59:28There you go. During his life, Washington employed dentures that were constructed from a variety materials, including human teeth, cow, donkey, horse teeth, hippopotamus, walrus, and possibly ivory. Led tin, copper, and silver alloy, and gold. We're all in there. Fuck, hell. He couldn't have gotten through the airport quickly. Could he? He's teeth are essentially the left over here. Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus. They hadn't even discovered the West yet, and he had hippopotamus. Where was he getting the hippo teeth from? Oh, the old trade routes from a pirate ship that had come through Virginia. Yeah, you reckoned a pirate ship came back from Africa. The furthest point there was an... It went to the market and went on. It wasn't hippos in South America. That was because of what's his name, the drug dealer. Right? But you can only get hippos in there. And he had a hippo teeth, man. Well, he would have been great if he had two walrus tusks as well.

1:00:29He had walrus. It's on the list. Walrus is on the list. And then they'd go, but they ended it all because of the ivory trade. He felt a bit bad. You could have gotten one whole mouthful of teeth out of one elephant tusk. And just shaved them out into different shapes and off you went. But walrus, a cow. Look at a cow's tooth. Big. Yeah, big teeth. We should have some kind of company we sell on Fox News called Patriot Dental. It's walrus dentures. Walrus. They're the animals. A Washington Grill. What were the animals over time? We got hippos. We got cow. Forks, hippo, walrus, possible elephant ivory. Walrus. Fucking walrus. My name is Mike Lindell and I'm selling Patriot Dental. But also, also, there was, he said, and human teeth. There was so many people died during the war.

1:01:29They just went through the revolutionary war. They just take out the dentures of some other cat and mold it to your mouth and move on. I don't think dentures were a common thing back then. Maybe they were. Yes, they were. People losing all their teeth. Of course, they were a common thing. I get me the finest walrus and all the land. Give him fucking hippo. He won't know the difference. Well, there's no portraits of it smartness there. No, no, he always. Let's have a look at George Washington smart. Yeah, no, no. It's a mouth to break much like this. Yeah, yeah. You learn to cover them up. So back to the UK. Yes. Here's what's quite interesting about this. You don't want to vote. My, my stance is stay together, the UK, stay together. They really fucked it with Brexit. That really fucked them. But the, the Scottish, they've got, they had an opportunity about a decade ago. Remember that? Maybe 15 years ago. Where they said, oh, we're going to go. And I said, I, we both know a lot of Scottish people are like, oh, the fucking English.

1:02:33And then when they got asked, they, they had their vote, they said no to it. They won't change now. They're all staying together. I think, I think they would vote now. And that's terrifying. And I'm looking at what's going on to the UK. So obviously the United Kingdom with their foreign minister, Ed Miller band came out in attack of Israeli settlements in the last week. And the chief rabbi of the UK said he was very, very upset with the United Kingdom in the direction it was moving. And ever since then, Israel has began to support a, the Forklens saying that it's Forklens land. And now secondary, this is quite interesting. Randy Fine, who is the congressman of the Republican Party from Florida, a big Israeli activist inside the Congress. He shared the story with the laughter emoji and said, I support a four state solution. Right.

1:03:33So you're saying states they wouldn't be individual countries. Are we saying actual state independent states like because the UK pushes for the, so the UK pushes for a two state solution in Israel. And so now these people involved in the Israeli government are saying to the UK, you want to fuck with us and tell us, well, we support a four state solution. We're going to dissolve the UK and we support that. How do you like that? How do you like a foreign country coming in to your country and telling you that you should be for independent breakaway? Right. So you think there's a world where we in 10 years are going three miles from the rivers to Bristol. From the fucking, yeah, from the Thames, from the Thames to the come rail or whatever it is. Yeah. And isn't it strange that Donald Trump goes over to Ireland and says we should be, Ireland should be one country. They go back to the actual language then. It would be like free, clunky. Yeah, all that type of rubbish. If I was England, I'd go, all right, you can become your own places, but none of you allowed to work here.

1:04:35The sea more scattered or London in the week before it fucking happens. Okay. Here's this. The river to the sea. He wrote this. Congressman Randy Fein shared the map and said, I support the four state solution from the river to the sea to the sea. Scotland, Wales and Ireland, she'll be free. From what? Free from what? They're all using the same thing. Well, that's the truth, isn't it? All my friends who are Scottish, you know, breakaway, independence people all live in London. Yeah. You are right, they all live in London. London's the most multicultural city I've lived in. I believe in Los Angeles now. I grew up in Sydney. I've lived in multicultural cities. But London sort of takes the cake for it. It's the biggest sort of melting pot I've lived in. And so, imagine if we said we're separating from New Zealand. Now I know New Zealand and Australia are two separate countries, but we have reciprocal passports where they can travel in. And we can work over there and they can work in Australia.

1:05:35But if Australia said no more New Zealand workers can come in, it affects very few Australians that want to go work in New Zealand. Now if the British, if the English said that to Wales and Scotland, they're in the driver's seat. They're the bigger country. They've got all the workload. They've got all the industry. Do you think, I mean, also harsh for the island of man not to get their own state? They're not the island man. They'll let someone on anyone else I can take them. I think they'd still go to England. This show ATM supports an independent island man. The island of free man. That's what it'd be called. I would call it, no, because I'm not not called the island they. The free peoples. I've watched the reputters. The free peoples of they. The republic of them. Wist show entirely gets behind the island of them. And they're mission to break away from the evils of Buckingham Palace and Westminster.

1:06:36And they can still have that motorcycle race. Give it up for them. So I do think it's interesting that the obviously in the... It's called the TT race or the train something. I can't remember. This week alone also, there was a lot of talk about Canada joining the EU. They're going to have a special relationship where people can freely move between. They'll keep their own currency. But when I was in Germany, a lot of German people told me how much they wished for Canada to join the EU because of their oil and their minerals. And that they would become a super state to cut America out. The vibe in Canada, just from talking to audiences and stuff like that. They're not happy with this. You're becoming the 51st state. They're not happy about that at all. They don't want to do that. They're not down for it. I think if they had the option of joining the EU or getting out, if they're going to do it, they'll do it now or they won't do it at all. I think Mark Karnis, he's heavily leading towards doing it.

1:07:38And I forget what the special arrangement is where they would be aligned together. If that happened though, and the UK state and England, sorry, stayed out, then perhaps France would be unhappy again. They'd moved to Fully French because they're by the EU. Oh, no, they're first of all called the EUA for the Canada. But EUE. EUE. I don't think they're going for French. They're not even on the most Canadians that I'm bored with the French thing. Like some of them are, but the French is a very small population. Let me ask this to the Canadians in the comments. If you could join the EU and it was going to be economically beneficial for you, like which I don't know whether it is or it isn't, I have to speak that. But you all have to speak French. But French becomes the national language. Are you up for that? And that's all your TV channels. Everything is just French. Every side is in French. The side is French. A and W be called L-A-N-W. Or, and Foufteen would still be called Poutine.

1:08:39Or your English. You speak English, but you're the 51st day, which solution would you prefer? And you get to work in America, but you get your healthcare taken away from you. Yeah. So you get all the benefits of America, of the USA, and all the bad bits of the USA. You get it all, or you get all the benefits of the EU, and all the bad bits of the EU. But in your French. That's tough because I know how much they fucking hate the French part. That's a fucking toss of a coin in it. That's a real line ball decision on what we're going to do. I don't know. It seems like booked options are pretty bad to me. Well, DM us about that. I'd love to know. We should do a poll on that, Jack. Another story for you here, just to get the doom going to start another week. Obviously, the Straits of a Moose goes on and on and on and on and on. And then we can't get any ships out of there and it's costing us a fortune to try and out. Is that still going on? I thought we were done with that. I thought the AI was going to kill us and we'd forgotten all about the Straits of all Moose.

1:09:39Are we getting fertilizer coming in? We've got big problems in the strait of a Moose. No doubt about that. And then they had built the Saudis that... There's a pipeline. Yes. Well, sadly, the pipeline is now under attack. And that's why diesel has gone above $6 because the Houthis. Remember, these little fellas, the Houthis? The Houthis, you're staying out with the two Thieves, didn't they? The Houthis in Yemen, who are fighting against the Saudi government, have just won a victory and have blown up parts of the pipeline and are now closing down the other strait on the other side. No, no. So we can't get anything else. So have a look at these Houthis fighters who have just claimed their victory in the south of the country, winning the strait. Look at the fits on these blokes and their sandals. Here they are. Is that the noise of the flip flops? Or is that the gun? Seriously, is that all they're feaking and flipping flip? I think they're just shooting into the sky.

1:10:39Oh, they're just shooting. This is the thing with shooting into the sky. The bullets come down at the same velocity, don't they? Eventually, and then you just... I think they lose a few people to that around the world each year. You have to. You have to. Every... Like, when I was young, every time I saw a Mexican movie, like that shooting in the air, I always thought that must kill a few of them. Three Amigos was a prime example of that. They're now the two Amigos, thanks to some... So it says here, Saudi Arabia has now confirmed it's shut down a T-Swastile pipeline following multiple attacks on Thursday. Will this affect the comedy festival? It certainly has affected the Gulf because Liv Gulf has wrapped up. Oh, the Gulf of Liv. It is tough when you're a Gulfer and your paycheck does rely on the... I think that Cristiano Ronaldo, it's a good time to call it mate. You've done enough for the sport. You've done enough. You made your money. When those Gulfers signed a check, do you think they ever thought the Houthis could fuck this up somehow?

1:11:40Have you ever eaten terror group or freedom fighter group, whatever you want to say? Have the Houthis and the tooth you see in my gun control routine and do they want me to do a corporate? Don't you love though, when you defend... When you defend your country. Oh, I was flying up ladies in gentlemen. Don't worry about comedians doing gigs anymore. Remember when that was a big fucking deal? You all wanted to get into us? Well, we'll all be dead soon. Shame on you. Well, you know how it was a bad time to... Yes, so if we're doing gigs for the Saudis, if you do gigs for any of these AI companies or tech companies now, you've probably got more blood on your hair today. You've got way more blood on your hands. But... Just by posting content on there. Don't post content on there. I would do one of those. What do I look like in the 80s pictures then? Yeah, I never do those because I don't know how to... But I don't do this... What were you like in the 90s and then you sort of play something with a song or something like that? And don't do the way I used to look like this, but now I look like this. Young people walking along with their older versions of themselves. Don't do that. You don't learn anything from that.

1:12:40Which friend's character would you be? If you've ever done that test, you wouldn't have been any of the main characters. Oh, it's only a fucking bore. You see all the friends staying there, the young, and then you see Matthew Perry there, but he's got fucking angel wings, and he's back and he floats away at the end of it. It's only good for one wink that. Did my friend bought his GameCube for $3,000? I've heard about this for $3,000, a GameCube. That's a Dungeons & Dragons thing, right? No, no, like the Nintendo GameCube. What? Did you forget the GameCube? I thought it was like a heart, like an actual like an old like video concert, like a single mega drive. What? Before the Wii? Don't remember that one. Yeah, remember the game? I don't know if it was that successful. No, I was. It was the high of my 20s. I was off on drugs and trying to meet women. I wasn't gaming much in that era. That was James McCairn who got his first bit of money in his life, and decided he would buy a GameCube from the estate sale. I bought Elvis's hunting knife for the same price.

1:13:44Because I'm getting ready for the apocalypse. Okay. Can you see someone walking around with a hunting knife with a houndog on the sheath? You know, it's me. I'm going to play a couple more videos before we wrap up for the weekend. When the apocalypse happened, what fashion are you going with? Are you going to go full-skim ask, Bonnie Blue, holding a baby level up? I'll just go over the fascist. Whatever the uniform I'm told to wear. Are you going to go like a camouflage, a sort of thing over the face? No, like I said, I'll put on some kind of, I'll join a militia. I'm going to have my back and stops. I'm going to have a knife on me here because gun control till I die. I have to stand by that one. It's my best routine, so I can't, you know, I can't bend. I think there's some exceptions. When the robots run, take your kids away. Oh, I'm conflicted about the second of image stuff. Are the robots allowed to have guns? Is it in the constitution that they can have guns? I'm sure. Is that the 17th amendment? I think they technically are again.

1:14:44Do you reckon they'll have lasers? And do you reckon when you get hit with a laser, it just feels like electric shock or actually burns through you like a lightsaber? I don't know. That's a question you can ask the computer. I don't want to give it ideas. Now, I want to play a couple of episodes. I don't want the computer to talk to itself and go with these lasers. Are we going electric shock or burn through with lightsaber? It should take off a water gun. He just goes, haven't you had a laser taken off for what? That was a frozen gun. That's a freezer. I've had what's frozen off. You microdosed Mr. Freeze. Oh, yeah, yeah. When you have the, you've never had a water frozen off you. Oh, it's unpleasant. Let's look at Donald Trump. Let's look at Donald Trump giving a speech in one of the more bizarre scenes, which does make me think in some way, maybe we are due a finish anyway. Here's Donald Trump getting people to take a pledge of allegiance to him at the Republican convention for the midterms.

1:15:45Watch this. This was absurd. Oh. Please raise your right hand. I pledge. I pledge. To the greatest president in the history of the United States. To the greatest president in history. Old war is too. That loves us so much. He can't even breathe. That's going to be bad. I'll go out with my family, my friends. I'll do it anyway. I don't care if I'm registered or not. I'm going to try and cheat like hell like they do. I mean, notice this only women standing behind him, only women. And I'm going to get my family and we are going to vote on November 3rd or we are going to vote before that. Right? I'm okay. Ready?

1:16:45Ready? Why is it only women behind him? He loves the babes, man. Why are they voting for him? Because they love him. What do you mean? Because he's not going to get in the way of fucking AI, creating a better abundant future like these other idiots like Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon. My wife isn't as concerned with the AI as I am. I seem slightly more concerned. If the dishwasher could do, you know, collect the mail, she'd be over the moon. What a way. He loves you so much. He can't breathe. I just want to say something quick. So 9-11, it was the anniversary. Remember 9-11? Remember that? 25 years anniversary. The whole TV was that. I was watching sport that day. I was watching a bit of American football. Which I never watched American football. And can we all please have a moment silence? Right? They all stood up for a moment silence. When I was a kid and an Australia, I think now it's been a minute silence.

1:17:47Has it been a minute silence here in America? Or has it always been a moment silence? And do you agree with a minute silence or a moment silence? The moment was about 15 seconds. Listen, it's a low attention span economy. I know, but for 9-11, I'm not asking for a minute silence for each person who died. I'm just saying, can we just have one minute? Yeah, but try to be quiet for a minute. I have in a stadium. It's very nice. Yes. In Australia, they still do a minute. When mine FU die, they did a minute silence. It's a recording event. Well, that's how I remember it. Because I always feel like when it's a minute, they always cut it to 30 seconds. Because they can't trust people not to start screaming out. And another thing, at these film festivals, I'm going up to see the Oasis movie today. Oasis, Nolan Lee and Galega at the end of the premiere of the movie in Kans or wherever it was. I hate that. Eight minutes waiting. Eight minutes. Now, if I could make Jack do this. But if I make Jack stand in the corner right now and clap for eight minutes, I'm not going to. Don't worry about it. You can get- You can get-

1:18:47Actually, I think you can. He'd get bored over a moment. Like, and that's not even a minute. Eight minutes. Try clapping your hands for eight minutes that fucking fall off. Well, take us out to take us out and to end today's episode. Jack, clap us all the way. All right. Clap for five minutes. Jack, let's play one last clip. This is my favorite clip of the week. He didn't, he asked it four seconds. He's my favorite clip of the week. I'm going to turn on the stopglock and use clapping the background. I'm going to send a Mitch McConnell video. You can show it to us, but you got a clap. Do you know what the Mitch McConnell video look like? It looked like Jim on a long haul flight after Edibles. No, I'm scared. He's- He finally emerged from his house and he's frozen in a chair. Yeah, he's like a dead person. Yeah, we've got these old people. All right. So Jack, start clapping. You know how to do it loudly. And I'll tell you when you get to eight minutes. Jack's not even putting effort in. Jack's just sitting like this.

1:19:48I know. Jack, you're like, you've also occasionally every 30 seconds. You've got to go, woo, on call. All right. Now, playing this. That's been 18 seconds. You've got to last eight minutes. Yeah. That, like, how good this movie got to be. And you're meant to be standing as well. Up you get. There he goes. Yeah. 33 seconds. What's your next story? We'll come back to Jack. Jack, just have to do that on the background. Well, I've got to play the picture, which is the- All right. There's a Lindsay- There's a Lindsay Clancy story that I thought was amusing. I got it. Here we go. And the other thing that I would just be remiss to not say is, I- I hope this never happens again. We know statistically it really will. It will. I want us to have the same passion for people who don't look good. For people who don't look like Lindsay. Who don't have her same access? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:20:48Come on. Jack, this woman only got perhaps for about four seconds. This is no ISIS, baby. Who don't have her same access? An education? Her melanin? Her privilege? There are women of color sitting around this country in prisons for this same thing that we've never heard of. And I just want to remind myself to have the pictures and the energy for them as well. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. All right. Yeah, I can see the problem there. There's black women who also kill their kids. And let's have a moment for them. Jack! Jack is still clapping. Jack's giving a standing ovation. Oh, I'm going to go stop. I'm going to go stop. I'm going to go stop. There it is. It's all gone. Wee. Jack's still appointing. So this lady's basically gone. Wee and a black woman kills all of her kids. Can we be cool without as well? I have a dream that black women, white women, Chinese women, Latino women,

1:21:50India women could all kill their kids and get a million dollar go for me. And unite the women of the world in ending these annoying children's lives if you're personally depressed. They're also going, they're a women in prison for the same thing for killing their kids that we have shown no respect to. It's something that we're meant to love, we're going to kill their kids. Imagine if one guy stood up and just got, and what about the day it's the nation who should be able to kill their kids to boo. Yes. And what about those men that kill prostitutes with post nut regret? That was going through post nutty guy. Black man, white man. There's been in prison for that right now. That's right. Well, I thought that was a nice way to end the podcast. To think either we do get killed by robots, we're not doing so well anyway. Yeah, like it doesn't matter what age you are, what race you are, kids hard to bring up.

1:22:51Hard in it, hard to do a good job. So occasionally you just have to kill one of them. And that is what's happening at this moment. At this moment, Jack's up to three minutes 20. Can you imagine another five minutes of this shit? And then like being on races and staying there is a wavy. Good night Australia.