ATM: Episode 72 - Bonnie Blue Finally Lost Us

0:00Here's a thing about the Reagan documentary. I'm on it! I'm on the documentary! Not visually, but I was on... I was on Howie Mendel's podcast and I said that Reagan was mine on 11 because for Australians, you know, it's like when an Arab person is watching the Twin Towers fall and they think, oh, geez, I've been working hard to assimilate. This is gonna set me back. And that's what happened with Reagan. Hey everyone, welcome to At This Moment with me Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gill. Before we start, I've got some gigs to plug and I'm sure you do as well, mate. We've got... I'm got Windsor Ontario, September the 11th. That's coming up this weekend. Thunder Bay, Ontario. That's the Saturday. And then I'm at the Comedy Store now. The gig at the Comedy Store on the 20th of September. I believe only has 50 tickets left. I don't really have to push that, but I thought if you wanted to come to the show, that's gonna be me local show. I was enjoying doing that. And also, whole tour of Canada. Germany, if you are in Germany, I'm touring Germany. I've owned Iceland and Amos is coming with me for those European gigs.

1:01But what have you got for yourself, mate? This weekend, the starting Thursday into coma, Washington, come out there to coma and then Vancouver. You'll see me on the 11th. People can see us in Canada. We're in the South of the country. On the 12th and then Washington DC on the Sunday, but Jim, which is finished the podcast. I've got to be honest with you. I couldn't be more jet lagged. I feel completely out of it. Well, you said a lot of things that you can blame on Zanix, I think. This, I am starting to set up a defense mechanism. You, Rosanne, but I can't even speak. I'm telling you, Rosanne Bar. Well, you, you, you, you, you, you've been so out of it because you've had sleeping tablets and what not. No one could blame you for killing a few kids. Let's start this podcast. Can I be honest? I did 15 hours on my phone flying over with Starlink. Just watching Reels like this. Yeah. My head is so fried. And then I thought, oh, when I, why don't you watch a movie at any stage? I can't watch movies anymore. My head, I got no, I don't. They're too slow, aren't they?

2:01I can't, I've gone. I've been, I need to get off my phone entirely. You know, I've now realized that's what travel is. Travelers just going to a different place to watch Reels with a different ambient background noise. That's all travel is. I like the noise going, man, how do you know you're here? It's fucking sirens. Every time I ring you up, it's just like, there's just machines going, woo, woo, woo, so on in travel. And then there's stuck in traffic for so long at the front of your place that I can see the person dying a mile away. That is all I can think about as well is just seeing the ambulance moving nowhere and you go, oh, dead. Oh, that's not it. Yeah, when an ambulance goes in LA, pass me houses, it's, it's, where were were were were were. Right over there it just hangs about. Soon you'd think they'll have like, look, we got to start the podcast because this might as well be the podcast. Let's go. There'll be drones that come in here, you see. Get a pile of us, strap on and strap in. I'm here with Amos Gil. Welcome to another episode of at this moment, how you doing, mate? Man, I'm back in New York. Yeah, it's good to have you back.

3:02Look at the internet connection. Yeah, you get crystal clear. You're talking, we're talking normally. This is wonderful stuff. Both on proper microphones, fantastic. You happy to be able to. It was a third world experience, wasn't it? Yeah, yes. Yes, the podcast we tried to do when I was in free mantle and you were somewhere else was appalling. And then when I got over here, no, no, the internet over there stuff, they can't do it. Scotland and then even even Australia, like it's just, we're moving into this world of generative AI or whatever data centers. We're going to be left for dead. Oh, this thing. And maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we can avoid it all in Australia because the five Gs, they won't be able to take our jobs and machines because they'll be buffering the entire. It's funny. This might be like a British air conditioners, right? People might be right. It was, what we do have the Wi-Fi? What the fuck you took? We haven't had any attacks yet, but Australia has the worst Wi-Fi in the free world. And I'm saying the free world. I'm sure there's places in third world countries

4:02where the Wi-Fi isn't fantastic. But the Australian Wi-Fi is fucking dog shit and expensive. Mate, I flew, it's a long flight now. Adelaide to New York. So I went an hour and a half to Melbourne, then 15 hours to LA, and then it's that extra six. You didn't think of ducking across the Perth and then going around straight. They can go to New York from Perth. You didn't think of that right? They can't do that, can they? I believe they can. I believe they started doing that when they started going Perth to London. I think they're not even doing that at the moment. I tell you what's happening right now is fuel is too expensive, aren't they? The UK, there's no flights going in and out of the UK. They've had a cyber attack on Heathrow Airport and the other international airports. All flights grounded for the last 24 hours. People saying it's an attack from the Israeli government after those two countries going hammer and tongue at each other. Could be a time to get into the first story here, but the UK and Israel trading barbs back and forth sanctions going on to each other's countries. Diplomats being pulled back, including Israel supporting the Forklens Islands

5:06to be an Argentine province. I know about this one. Okay, so the Forklens, it's one of those things that throughout history, I've always gone, why doesn't Argentine own that one? It feels like they should probably, they see them. As we got to first in the UK, that's the whole thing. But then you read into it, you go to the UK, you have sovereignty over there and they own the bloody thing, so that's the deal. And also, I didn't live in this country or live in Great Britain and watch Prince Andrew not sweat for nothing. He fought in the Forklens. He turns out that he'll protect any small island off the coast. We had a prince turned into a nonce from the PTSD. And what for nothing? That was, that's our, that's a princess version of the postnatal argument. He committed those assaults, only because of the stress that and the hormones that were put under when he was defending the Forklens Islands, which by the way, if I hear one more person,

6:08I had to have fought, I put on my Instagram something to the effective. Argentine and these fuck off. I mean, the Commonwealth might be a rotten husk of what it once was, but those are bloody British Empire islands and we're keeping them from the people there, one of them. I called them Latin rats and this lady said, that's racist. And I'm so sick of Spanish colonialists thinking they're superior to British colonialists. It's two European kingdoms that were fighting over territories. Correct. Okay, you're not some native people, Argentina. You're runaways from Italy, Spain and the Nazis. So I don't want to hear boo out of you about colonialism. And I have worked in Argentina and I tell you what, if you give them the Forklens Islands, they're not gonna, they're not gonna get done. Yeah, you can't have a culture that has naps in the afternoon and give them oil and shit to deal with. They can't have that. I'm hearing lots of conspiracy theories that they want the Forklens to start running data centers because of the colder temperatures down there and whatnot. But all of a sudden the Argentinians

7:10are gonna compute a giant, so that's gonna be the big thing. Well, because of the cold climates, they want to set these data centers because they need cooling, right? And that takes power. So apparently, swathes of the land near Patagonia might become data centers as well. Because that's what we need with the beautiful landscapes of this planet. I will admit that I don't, when it comes to like, they go, AI takes up these big rooms of computers and data centers and all this type of stuff and Bitcoin takes up these massive rooms. So I always thought it was just that everything was the cloud. And everything just sort of exists out in the wild and someone's controlling it from their fire. You know, it's not an actual cloud, right? It's just, I don't put things on the cloud. I don't trust the cloud. I don't trust the cloud. But you know, the reality is the clouds out there, whether you like it or not, all your search history is big stored somewhere in it. Look, if you checked 48 hours of my search history, you'd figure out what type of guy I am pretty quick and you'd get over it pretty quick. You'd go, oh, that's a bit much. You then go, nothing too bad there. I'm not too ashamed on my search history.

8:12The truth is, is they've probably got videos of you beating yourself off in your come face. Yes. And if you ever really upset them, they'd be able to leak that to the public. I just don't know if anyone wants to. So just give the camera a wink every time you do this. I just don't know if anyone wants to see it. Who's like, oh, there's footage of Jim Jeffrey's masturbating. Oh, better get onto that. Better rush home from work. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the kind of sirep they pull in the public, which is the people that are anti data center. They'll start saying that those people are non-sizz, who have something to hide. You know, like they're trying to burn down the data center as to clear these three. Got to throw a Molotov cocktail in there because and get ready for this second segue of the show. You're all great. There are some people with things to hide at their searching gym. Do you know who Jim Thornton is? Jim Thornton. Sounds like a very common name. I don't know who Jim Thornton is. Who's Jim Thornton? Jim Thornton is the host of Wheel of Fortune. No, no, Jim's not the host.

9:13Jim's the one that's like, all the way from Canada. Oh, welcome to you. Oh, look, look, look. Cause I've been on celebrity Wheel of Fortune. So you would have met Jim Thornton or he would have. If Jim Thornton would have announced me that he's the same dude that I'm drinking. Jeffries because Ryan Seacrest hosts the Wheel of Fortune. Before we that, we had Pat SayJack. And Pat SayJack was a good dude, but he was just getting older. And then Ryan Seacrest. Well, this guy is a guy. There's literally a guy in a booth that's sort of like in a hoodie who's like, he's not dressed up or anything. He's just like, I'm the short of that. He does all that. Yeah. So what happened to him was, I know this story now, yeah. You know the story now, the assay, he's flying on an American Airlines flight. Yes. And he has his laptop open. And his laptop has that creepy code as I'd call it. Real dark web type stuff. The old chat rooms, chat room cafes. Well, it looks like DOS. It always, what I was thought about that was this. People so desperately want to fall in love in this world, right?

10:15Because before we had dating apps and social meetings, people used to go into those type rooms and fall in love and travel overseas to see people just off like texts going like that. So one of those old dodgy looking chat rooms, yeah. Yeah. And so it turns out the person behind him is reading what he's typing. Well, that's inappropriate. People deserve privacy. Like look at your own screen. Why are you bothering the man for? And it turns out that he's actually on a pedophile chat room. Oh, that went badly for everyone. And nice hanging assori, a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl. He's looking there and he's having a type on his plane. Yes. And he's not even in business. He's doing this. He's doing this from economy. This is what's happened since Epstein's Island closed down. They've had to take it online. These guys end to economy when you're off the jet. You know what? He shouldn't have used that side at all. It already had a TMZ watermark over the top of it. What did he do that for? He fell for a pretty obvious honey.

11:15He's got that there. But did you see the apparently the other p-dose there are like, what are you doing? That's what they're writing in the text. They're like, why do you have this out right now? Well, it's a pretty bold choice. And he's like, no, no one knows what this is. No, no, no one will be able to work out what's going on here. But also what joy is he getting out of it at that moment? You know what I mean? It's something like, there must be some kind of, you know, they like the tempt fate. He's turned on by the fact that he might get caught. The fucking sicker. Is he made a comment at all? Is he said he was innocent? Or is he said that flashed up on my screen? I don't know what happened. What's he said? Oh, yes. Like when you're a bastard, you're dead with a porno email chain and he went, bloody Gary sending me wedge shit again. Yeah. When he when he when he found out the news that it made that what what noise when you get bankrupt on the wheel of fortune. I mean, what there has to be some pretty serious repercut.

12:20Okay. The first first thing is that's what he's doing in public. Can you imagine his man in private? And I would say like he's in a little tiny sound booth at the wheel of fortune, a little tiny booth where he stands there. I reckon he's doing that on his phone whilst the show's running. Just have that knowledge when you're watching the wheel of fortune. That then off to the side, because you're announcing a name was Gil and then boom back on the he's phone. I mean, thank God he's not on family feud. I tell you that much, Chris. What what do you think his kids on family feud? We was last time you watch family feud. There's no one there under 18. No one comes on and goes, this is me wife. This is me mother. That I think kids are fairly. This is me sister and this is me four year old. All right. And they're like name something a woman says when she sits on the toilet for your own. I can't. Oh no. What about are you smarter than a fifth grader? Yeah, he shouldn't be a better than me on. That's a good one. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Are you sexier than a fifth grader?

13:21I got to get his voice up Jack. Could you find us in getting? Get it. A bit of Jeff Thornton giving us a bit of Jeff Thornton action. The velvet tones of. The velvet tones. Imagine baby John Burgess being busted with a few kidney porn drawings. Well, back in the days before the internet. Could happen. What was his old show catch phrase? That's my favorite show. He said here, are you ready? He said, he was actually a suicide prevention chapter is what he's saying it was. And they might be people that do that sort of stuff there. But it's them saying they don't want to. And it's not unlawful. And there's no child porn being shared. He himself has never viewed downloaded or consumed any child pornography. Whether on that commercial flight or any other time. All the stuff coming up right now about him is all about him. Yeah, so it's very hard to find his show real at the moment.

14:21Can we find his agent? He wouldn't have had another job for fucking years, that cut. How about his own, his spinning his own wheel of fortune, which is unfortunately his fortune landed on trying to watch child porn in economy. Oh, get a jet. If you want to fuck kids, get a jet. There seems to be footage from the right and from behind him. There seems to be pictures behind. And the right. Well, this happens a lot, because I've seen so many screenshots of women taking photos of men texting it. It's like, is your husband flying currently for Minneapolis to Austin, because he's organizing in a fair? Yeah, yeah, right. You see a lot of that. Yeah, look, when I'm fighting with my wife on a plane, I cover up the text. I don't want people to see it. I'm close to me, chest. But, you know, I've never sat there in business class just swiping through whatever. All right, I found some of the comments. Here we go.

15:22The user, Nicholas B77 made a comment how golden corral is a nice hung out for kids. And they go on to say, a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl were dining there the day before. And then the next user wrote, it's a real, all you can eat, boy, pay. Yeah. So he has to be killed, unfortunately, for Jeff, he's gonna have to be. Straight to the wheel. I just want everyone to know that I've never been to golden corral because of the food, not because I might be tempted. It's been strictly a dietary reason that I haven't gone. But I've never been. If you're now seeing it, golden corral and you're not morbidly obese, it's a fucking suspicious look. Here is, is this his voice? Yeah, he's playing against the mic. There we go. The bonus route is brought to you by Maxwell House Carpe when it contestants wins the bonus round. Maxwell House will donate $2,500 to rebuilding together to restore community houses. Maxwell House customers each be for full flavored taste.

16:23So that each cup, and after this, I'm going to a young boy called Maxwell. I'm going to his house, Maxwell's house. Tonight's winner, tonight's winner will get an all you can eat, boy, pay at the golden corral. Oh, that's all you have. Pizza party at Che Epstein. You spin, you win. Well, I grim start to start us off. Let's keep the ball rolling. At least he didn't kill him. So, which brings us to the biggest news story going around the world right now. What's your name? Fucking what's a name? Hold on. I want to see your go at a segue. What's a fucking name? I thought you were going to say the name. The woman who killed the three guys. Oh, Lindsey Clancy. Lindsey Clancy. So it brings us to Lindsey Clancy. Lindsey Clancy was since our last podcast. I said, a hung jury where I thought it would be the other way. I thought it'd be like 11 jurors who were saying, she's a murderer and there'd be one mum like this going, you don't know how hard it is to have kids

17:23and she was holding out. It turns out it was 11 jurors who were there going, oh, she had a bit of the Mondays. And the 12th juror was like, no, I'm calling that murderer. Okay, this set's a really bad precedent for the world because since then we've had another woman who killed a two-year-old who was very invested in the Lindsey Clancy thing. I drank for it, Illinois gave it. Another one, hang the kid, I believe. Yeah, hang the kid. And she was very invested. Look, we didn't know about school shootings before Columbine. Then Columbine happened and we started getting school shootings all the time. And it just became the standard. We've had men who have killed their kids. And not once have we had a row of men standing along the streets cheering them as they go into the courthouse, going, he's a hero, it's tough out there. Like that, we had that guy put these two daughters in the oil barrels and all that type of stuff, right? And he was a good-looking boy. He had a few gay guys who wrote him letters, but not much support for the killing. Yes, they didn't do a minute silence for Chris Benoit, did they?

18:26Yes, exactly, right? So we don't do all this type of stuff. Well, did they? I actually don't know. I could have talked about my ass. Who knows? Who knows? Anyway, so then we have Lindsay Kills the People, Kills the Kids, and look, here's the deal, right? Whether you think post-nail depression or whatever, name me one other member of our society who's allowed to kill three kids. Whether it be male, female, even kids killing other kids. If a school shooter goes in at 16, kills all these students, they still get, go to court as an adult. They still get trialed as an adult, right? Now we have an actual adult who's killing kids, and we're just like, oh, you don't know what post-partum depression is about. Now, I was on the phone to you earlier, and I said, what about this woman that just killed her two-year-old? I go, when does it start from being post-partum depression to just depression? The kid was fucking two years old. How long are you allowed to have this post-partum depression? You allowed that until the 17, 18, 19, after I got off the phone, my wife came into the room and goes,

19:28if you're thinking about talking about this on your podcast, people are going to think you're a fool. Post-partum depression can go for two years. And I'm like, oh, all right. Like the excuses we just keep making for this woman. The one in Frankfurt? The kid was eight months old. Well, the one in Frankfurt? No, no, no, Lindsey Clancy was eight months. The one that just killed the other child, it was a two-year-old. Now, now... Well, that's the thing though. Kids seem to have less rights in the views of some person, because if it was three people aged 15, 16, and 17, I don't think they'd feel the same way. But because they're like young, it's like, oh, it was a mother who was struggling in the hormones. She can't be held liable because she didn't have the requisite men's rare. Jim, how many times have I told you this? People that commit mass murder often, guess what? Mental health? They're mentally ill. They're not well. But this is the thing. It's like, is she allowed to kill anyone when she's having post-partum depression or just her kids? Or are her kids the only socially acceptable ones? Now, I've gotten deep into this case,

20:28and I've been reading about the husband, and the husband is somewhat forgiven her and all that type of stuff in the sense that he's gone, oh, she was mentally ill. And he stood trial, and then you hear that, you know, she pre-meditated. She told him to get out, so get some takeaway food. He went off to get the food. That wasn't going to take enough time. Was it? So she also told him to go to the pharmacy, the chemist, and pick up some stool softer, right? Because he's going to be shitting himself when he gets home, right? And he has to pick up the stool softer. He rings up and goes, hey, do you want the generic brand? Do you want a different brand? And she's just like, oh, the generic brand. And he could hear the kids in the background. And he thought they were having bath time, right? And she was calm enough to talk to him then and go, oh, just the generic brand, that's fine. And he brought that and went home. Now, all the TikToks loops online have decided that he murdered the kids and where are wrong, including one of the real housewives who has come out and gone, oh, no, this doesn't all add up. He's obviously killed her. And some of the evidence they have for it is, he was dragging out so she would do this. How would he know, even if he was dragging out,

21:30he would know that she would kill her? The best part about this is her defense attorney has already copped to the fact that she killed the kids. It's just whether she was in the right frame or might have to have her own culpability. She said it. She said it. Anyway, so she said, and then with him they go, and this is the evidence, he's already remarried. Did you know that? He's already remarried. He got remarried after a year. Fuck yeah. You know who's easy to get over? The woman who kills your three kids. You can move on from that relationship. I had a three, you'd move on, but fuck me, I wouldn't be straight into marrying. I might take some time out of that sex. But also, it's not like he, I might go a little, no strings attached for a while before I came in. It's not like he's gonna get out of that relationship and look at the wife and go start again. Let's have a nice time and I'll be there. Be out with that guy and she's like, you seem to have some commitment issues. He's like, yeah, me, me, me, me, Mrs. killed three of my kids. So I struggled, I've got some trust issues.

22:31Well, I think the reason he got married so quickly is if you're in a desperate situation like that, your whole family's been pulled away from you and then you find someone in your life that will hold you and tell you you're okay. You could fall in love very quickly. You very quickly you could go, there's some safety. If there's ever been a man more in need of a fleshlight. Do we, I was busted by any fleshlight? Here is the weird thing. If you look at his wife and you look at old Lindsay, they look fucking close. They look close. Now Lindsay was a nurse and his new wife is, get this one, some fertility doctor, right? Like just nothing with kids mate. Nothing with kids, well fertility is the opposite of what she is, she's a fertility mother. You, you and the guy from Willough fortune, just stick on the straight note, nothing to do with kids. Nothing to do with kids for you. Not gonna work out. But with Lindsay, this is the deal. Whether or right, you believe that she was right or she was wrong or she was insane or she wasn't,

23:32she needs to be removed from society whether it be in a mental home or in a prison for the rest of her life. Even if she's innocent in your mind, because she has the capacity to kill three children. She has proven that she can kill three children. And in this society, when you kill three kids, there's no turning back. You have done it now, that's you done, right? I don't care if it was an accident, I don't care, whatever. If you're a copal, if it's your fault, because accidents have fault, right? If it's your fault that happened, it was done by your hands, you're out of society. It's over. You can't do anymore. So who cares about the rest of the facts or whether she was fucking depressed or or anything like that? It's unbelievable. And I mean, she could always get a job as a commander in the IDF. Yeah, so how'd you bring that story down with? Yeah. How'd you do that? What did you do that for? I just, you know, I thought I could,

24:33I believe that maybe she could, you know, she's got expertise in areas. But the fact that we're not allowed to bring this story up at dinner parties or anything like that, I'll give out a bit of it. Of course you can. The funniest, and I, this is everywhere now. So I don't know who I can attribute this to. But there was a lady who was like a second wave feminist who said these fucking women that are making a legal argument that sets precedent, which essentially says women can't be held culpable because they have such fluctuations of hormones with the postnatal depression. Yeah. That the hormones that it which means that they can't actually be held liable because they're essentially nuts and slaves to their passions. Okay. They're saying, okay, so aren't you agreeing with what men in the 1920s said, which is ladies can't be trusted? There are two hystericals. If you get them in there, they'll make bad decisions. A woman becomes the president, she could nukes everybody if she's having a bad day. Is that who you want to have the finger on the button? I don't think so. So you're essentially agreeing with an,

25:36with an ancient male perspective, which is ancient. We went back to 1960s. Back in the Stone Age. Back in the 50s. Back in the Stone Age. When the Cold War was going on, we didn't want, yeah, no, look, it works with everything. Like, would you want to employ a woman who has just given birth to a child, then will they be good in the workplace? Like, I obviously think you should. I don't think you shouldn't, but I'm just playing devil's advocate. If they're so uncontrollable and their moods can swing so much, and you're allowed to, and post-partum depression, two years my wife reckons you're allowed to have on that. Well, exactly. Wouldn't you say as an employer then? Right. So if we are going to hire you, we'd just like to get a medical test from you, after you, from your doctor, just to make sure you're not. So, post-partum, because we just have a safe workplace here. This is a safe space. Yeah. Women shouldn't be working with kids. Kindergarten teachers and stuff like that.

26:36If they've just had a baby, if this is the new rule. So, perhaps it'd be better if they just said that this woman committed a murder and didn't use a hormonal system and medication. Maybe we shouldn't be wasting all the taxpayers' money on a trial for a woman who was admitted to killing three kids. And maybe we should leave the man alone who lost his whole family. There's never been an accusation officially from him at all. And all the accusations they've thrown and never been complete, not a bullshit. Maybe leave that cat alone as well. Maybe he's been through a fucking hard time. Maybe, you know, think of the children is what you've got to do. Think of the children. Well, I suspect within, by the end of this year, we will get four more of these cases. We've just had one. I believe we'll get another four. There you go. There's predictions. I'm going to put it on cows. You put it on cows. You for me. There you go. Jack put it on. What's the over under? 100% they reckon. So, I'm going to make some coin of this.

27:39Well, that could go into this other thing that I sent you, which is, I'm just looking at a graph now, but the United States, which is a population survey, which shows graph. You say, you say, you say graph. Do I say graph? If I move from America too long and I say graph, I say graph. I say graph. You say graph because you're graph from CD. Photograph. Photograph. Photograph. Photograph. I got graph. Photograph. Photograph. Lego. You're fucking. You're fucking. Remember when you said Lego, you're dumbed-ego? Now, in the year 2000, to the year 2025, they've done a study on men between the age of 20 to 39 about whether they're married or unmarried. Yes. In the year 2000, 20.7 million men were unmarried. Today, that number is 30.4 million. And just an American, right?

28:40Is it a man who's saying, okay? Yes. And then a married man was 18.1 million now down to 15.4 million. So the graph trending away like that. And part of this study, they were saying there, when you look at the fact that you might settle down with a woman and then she kills your three kids, you can see that there has never probably been, and you'll notice this with the Lindsay Clancy case with people fighting online with women saying, hey, shut up, you don't understand. You're seeing a lot of divorces happening about this case. That men and women have never really seemed to get on less than now. Where men are now going, you know what? And women also saying, we're best on our own, which is quite sad. That's the end of humanity. It's expensive being married. Whether you stay with a person or it's good for how and it's more expensive if you divorce the person. Yeah, no, it's expensive. But do you feel, I mean, you've been a man

29:40who's discussed the male female diet. Do you think it's worse than ever? I luckily got married later in life. I got married when I was 30. I was one of 40, I believe. I know, I hang on, well, that 43 was the first time I got married. About that by five year wedding anniversary, right? So I waited till I was in my 40s before I got married the first time. I've had obviously long-term relationships and I've had relationships where I've actually had a child with another person. So I know what it's like to be in a committed relationship but I didn't get married into my 40s. I never, I would advise my sons not to get married in their 20s, 30 and up. That's when the decision we made, don't do it in your 20s. Oh, I think 19 is good. I say, I was just talking about this with a friend today. I think just, you know, too much time to overthink your entire life. I say, this is the other thing. So I've said, you either get married at 18, 19, 20, right? And just go, this is life and just knuckle down with another person or you're fucking weight to your 40, right?

30:44And because otherwise, you weight to you just want to settle down because I just wanted to settle down. But when you're younger, you'll never know what else is out there. But if you, if you, if you shag too many people, if you get too many cocks through you, you get too much pussy eventually, a little where you're down, where you, you'll want to keep having that thing, right? You'll get a taste for it. It's like, it's like if you're a drinker, just pick whiskey, stick with it, don't go off the beer, don't go off the wine. You'll be fine. Well, that's, this is the, the point that I was seeing here is that couldn't have been a point I was rambling. No, you were a rambling. I, I really tried to gloss on what was the amlings of an insane man. I'm just, I, I know people who got married in their late, early early 20s and teens and they seemed to last a long time. But I never meet anyone who got married about 28 when it last, never, never last, never. Yeah, well, there's a, there's a blissful ignorance, isn't there? And you just decide, well, this is the person we're going to build out together.

31:44I also think that with kids, I also think that kids have your kids like at 18. And then by the time you, you're 35, you're fucking off to the races, you get, you're a bit of your freedom back. Yeah, suddenly, suddenly your kids don't have ADD. Either because you've actually got energy to be apparent so you can keep up with them. I think ADD happens because everyone who's having kids now is 50 and they're like, these cuts are fucking slide out. You're annoying me. It's all, it's all these pills. It's also all these kids that are made from frozen eggs, right? It's like, if, if Gordon Ramsay came in and tried these children, he'd go, is this one being frozen? Feels like this is right. Yeah. I'll leave the kids alone, they're fucking dethoring. Ask the mother if this one was fresh. It tastes frozen. Listen, as a person who has IVF twin siblings, yes, I will say, there's some noticeable differences with the IVF. Why are you, are you shippling?

32:47Come on, tell us more. Tell us more. I wonder if you're more more than they listen to the podcast. What is the noticeable difference when you, you, the fresh egg, Amos Gil, who came out of the womb all hairy and ready to go with your stocky little legs, kicking goals in the AFL game and then the frozen eggs siblings that you have now. Well, they're taller than me. They're very tall. I think they were shaped by the tube. Well, no, no, it's nothing to do with the tube. It's just, it's just the woman who donated the eggs to your mother was a walrus. That's why you get tall kids. So I was just, I was just spending a week with the kids. And I saw you in the chat room. I, I, I, I, I, and I said, children, I'm your older brother. Come on down. Okay, so you're hanging out with your siblings. I said, my siblings. And they're at an interesting age where you talk about this all the time with your son, about the age

33:50the age of when you start to become aware of their social position at school and bullying and all this kind of stuff. It's hard yards when you send them off to school and you go, how are they going over there? And my, my brother, God bless him. He's very much on the spectrum. Smart kid, but you know, my brother and I were, your sportier types, your conversational kids. Mm-hmm. He's certainly more of a, he's more into science because that's where he comes from. He's a scientist and he's piecing together his origin story. Yes. A little bit like Elon Musk. Trying to return to the stars. Yeah. And he was saying to me, his name is Jax. They went with a French name for him. I, you know, like Zacus, though, like Jax, yeah, Jax, Gellis, I think was actually where that came from, the South African all round a cricketer. And he said, we picked him up from school and he said, oh, the kids are, I got bullied today. I said, what do they do? And he said, they keep calling me Jax.

34:52Jax, Jax. I was, I said to them, you're hurting my feelings. My name is not Jax, it is Jax. It's not calling me Jax. I was really upset and I said, please stop doing that to me. And then I said, make, don't ever tell them that. Never tell someone. I said, don't tell people what is hurting you because then they know how to get to you. You can't let on that that's hurting because people will take advantage of it. You're doing the young ladder disservice by telling this on a podcast if he's having problems at school with carry on. It's your family. They're not listening to this. You're working. So they're not. And his mates don't listen to his brother and or okay, carry on. So then I said, well, mate, if they're calling you Jax, you just need to, you know, you need to come back with something. So I told him, well, maybe you just say to those kids, why keep thinking, my name is Jack. Why thinking of men's underwear, Jax. Why didn't you have something on your mind? Like you just obsessed with like, you obsessed with men's dicks and like Jax. That's super weird. It's Jax. Like you can see it written down. My name is Jax, not Jax.

35:53And he starts laughing. Anyway, Mum tells me the other day he's gone to school with it and he's dropped them adjic on him. Yeah. And he's pulled out of Jax. Jax, are you thinking your men's bonuses? Are you gay? Is it absolutely crutch them? I've made that boy walk six foot five tall. I'm telling you, if you have a kid that's getting bullied, you need to write them some roasts. Oh, no, I've been involved in this myself. But so now you've ruined it because you've told them that it wasn't his original line. They're not listening to us. But also, also they could come back with, all right, Jax, Jack off, you know what I mean? Like there's that, if they want to go to cock route, there's so many stuff. Jack, what did you use to get called? Been called Jack. Have you ever called Jack off? Oh, God, we're going to a new nickname for Jack off over here. It's not too bad. Well, I had, listen, I had Aynas forever. Aynas, yeah. Yeah. Aynas. Gamer. Gamer, I call you that one. Yeah, Gamer. I also had some creative ones.

36:53There was a guy called Famous Aymus. There was a guy that called me Summer. Why? Which was Aymus backwards. And I was like, why do you call me Aymus backwards? And he managed to turn that into some like, because you're asked backwards because you gay or something. He's like, all right. He was like five years older than me that kid. I think he was well into you if he called you Summer. Summer. Yeah, Summer, because you look a holiday. Mate, it was lucky because I get to I'm off to think about that. With Hank over the years where you go, I'll come up with some burns for kids. I'll tell you that, man. I'm not, yeah, I'm not doing on the radio. I support my child and he's mental health. I'm not going to tell him off. Like that's the difference way to parent and a brother. I would sell my brothers up the fucking river all day for a story, but not me son. Come on, you're being ridiculous now. Right. I haven't killed him or anything. I've never never. He's also super tall, my brother. So I was like, mate, you got to start. You got as they say, you got to start heightmogging. The dish washes here. We got to have a pause. Listen, we don't want to, you know,

37:54talking about kids growing up and what not. You do want to be there and support them, don't you? Because God knows if you don't, there's every chance they might become only fans, creators. Oh, good job. That was slick, very good. Very good. I remember Lindsay Clancy's name. Another story this week showed the only fans creators per 100,000 people by major nation. And coming in at number one, yes, with a bullet. Australia. Australia's number one. Who has a hundred? Okay, this is 140,000 only fans creators, which means that we're currently running with five over 500 only fans people per 100,000. Right. But this way, electricians are 121K. Right. And that is it. That 100,000 is including men and women. Yes, just any real. Okay, so let's be honest, most only fan creators are women. So that's 500 out of every 50,000. 100,000. Yeah, no, but half of those people are going to be women.

38:54Oh, right, right. So I'm saying most of the people who do it are women. Like, I know there'll be all, no one's paying to watch a guy wank off. We do that for free. We do that for free. No one has to pay for that. So, so, so do the maths for me, Jack, 50 out of 500 out of 5,000. What is that percentage? 50,000. What? 500 out of 50,000. That's 10%. That's 10%. That's 10%. That's 50. Out of 50,000. Out of 50,000. One percent. So one percent of, so one in every 100 women in Australia doing only fans. Now, wait, now we're not going to include the old people who are over 50 say. Yeah, then, or people under 18. Or people under 18 who are kids. I think we, I think we could happily say that one in 30 women of age in Australia are doing only fans. Where's the applause button?

39:55I've got a fucking get that up and running. Let's get this. Australia, I'm trying to ask AI. Well done, Australia. Stand up, Australia. Stand up. What? What in 30? And right now some of them are riding underneath. What a pig we are in the comment section. One in every, it says this. The female population of Australia aged 18 to 50 is estimated to be 6.4 billion people. And there's 140,000 only fans creators. So what percentage is that? Wow. Six million, 140. 140. 100. Did you say 140,000? Yes. Now you've got to imagine this and get that out. That means I still have 38,000 more subscriptions to get. 40,000. There's more than electrician, 6 million. 6 million out of a hundred out of six million women of age and then out of a hundred, what is it? 2.3% of women of a reasonable age. So every time you're looking at a room, no, it's going to, yeah, look.

40:56And we got to take fat ease out. We got to take the fat ease out. No, no, that's it's our own genre. No, you don't know. That could be, there's lots of, I'll tell you what it doesn't get through my algorithm. You're going to tell there's a lot of whoppers out there. And you've got to take the really like super autistic out. They can't get that done. You've got to take out anyone with neurological problems where they can't work a computer. I couldn't do it. I can't work a computer. So when you look at morons can't do it, real like stucipletons can't do it. So I reckon it's 50% of all women in Australia. It's getting out of control. This is real bad. It does seem like, I mean those numbers are crazy. So I'll go through all the countries for you. Yes. So Canada's second. Oh God bless. Look, I will say this. Canadian porn stars, they're some of the best that have ever been and ever will be. So friendly before and after the incident. Just wonderful girls. You can. Hey, I hope that you get that ejaculate out of your testicles for you there.

41:56Let's see what we can do. All right, just I'm going to loop this hand up. Big spark. Gotta get these hands warm. I've been outside. Come on, kick, go ahead. This could be someone's ASMR. Someone will click this. This is a jerk off instructions from Jim Protective here. Can I do this? There you go. Back and forth. Left and right. I don't know what left and right means. But back and forth. Right. I'll stick my tongue out for you. Can you see me tonsils? That's your new character, Maple Moosey. Maple Moosey? The horror of a moose. Almost. The United Kingdom in third. United Kingdom. I've never been a big fan of the British porn stars because of the accent. You know, it's it's. Bonnie Blue pulling out a lot of the news there. Bonnie Blue, look, we haven't mentioned Bonnie Blue ever since she's going to have the baby shower. No, no, no, no, no. Have you not seen what's going on? No, I was trying. I was trying. I stopped following up from the moment she was going to have everyone come on the pregnant

42:59belly like I'm just. Well, she's the baby's out now and she's going back and back and brought it to a gang bank. So everyone says this could be the what did she do? She brought it into the gang. It's not on the film. Is it? No, I think she's passing it around beforehand. It's truly what there's there's footage of her passing the baby. Let's look this up because I don't want to speak out of turn. Okay, because it's because her mother used to help out and the dad used to take care of the lines and the mother, you know, stamped the ticket and went all right. It takes a village. Yeah, look, okay, I'm sending this to you now. So if the baby was in a separate room, it's not pleasant, not pleasant, but like it was the baby. No, no, no, no, I'm sending the video. Jack, you just have to get this video out, which I just had a baby. For that means the six week rule does not apply to me. So I have a C section down there. Still a compare fight. No, we're done. Bonnie, if you're listening to this podcast, you had no bigger fan than me or Amos, no

44:03bigger promoter. I feel like when you found out that Trump was a cunt, right, when you were like, I've been disillusioned. I always thought Bonnie was just a girl that was up for a bit of fun. She was having a bit of a laugh. She had the, she want to do what she wanted with her pussy. Now she's involved the kid and she's sitting down there going, I had a C section, so it's all right down there. In fact, if you pick the, Amos, Amos Kill works out the Donny Trump, the Don Trump is a grifter who'd ever really believed in the Magra agenda. And you're like this, I thought she was the girl next door. She's a slut. So if you pick the stitches on the Caesarian R&K and we can get four cocks in me at once, let's do it boys. No, no, I, I'm not for that. I'm not doing it. Like I'm all four porn stars and women doing what they want with their body. But like the fact that first of all, she blurred the, the baby's face out, right? Just put it in a ballet clavus. So it looked like the rest of the people in the fucking room. I mean, you want to talk about, you know, the duality of woman.

45:05You've got Lindsay Clancy. Okay. For sure. I was never Andy, like if everyone's a consenting adult or everyone's a consenting adult who shows up and you want to be number fucking 506 that gets the shag at the end of it. You her, her mother and a father who are organizing the whole. That's between, that's between the adults in the room. If you can stand there with a ballet clavus off to the side while she's then nursing her baby going, I'm going to fucking back some more guys. Do you feel good about yourself in the ballet clavus? Do you think, oh, I'm all right, me. I'm a good egg. It's probably a time that you would, I mean, the post nut regret on that one must be quite simply unfathomable. Oh, just, just, you get off camera, you take your ballet clavus off and you wipe off your dick and you get into your car and you think, you're ring up your wife and you go and what's still softener did you want again? Like, you're at a crash mate.

46:07You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, no, no, she shouldn't have done that. I was anti-wrenching it. All right, so we're off, yeah, we're off, yeah. I would rather watch Greta Thumburg then you, Bonnie, you've lost me. You've lost me. Oh, I'll round out the rest of this study by the way is that then it's America, then Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, France, Italy and Poland. Okay, I'm amazed at Poland so low because Poland's on a super rich country plus it has a lot of pretty women, but you know, and I'm amazed Australia is so big. You know why Australia is so big? It's because that's be honest, it's mostly the Gold Coast, but it's also because the internet's so bad, right? So they get a lot of returned customers like, sorry, they don't know what happened, love, just dropped out. Come on. Don't know why the Australian person is still English. It's really interesting because it's mostly the anglos fear that has it the most, which would say, you know, we are kind of, we do feel spiritually broken and poor and it feels like Y.M.R. Germany, a big part of Y.M.R. Germany was that everyone had saw their daughters

47:11and their wives had everything become prostitutes in the Great Depression there, post-World War One. That led to the rise of the Nazis because people were like, you've turned our women into haurs to try and afford a lifestyle. Now we're doing that and you go, oh, I can see why they think they're radical. The more and more people who do it, the less shame that is involved in it. If half your friends are doing it, then what's the big deal? We have a show on TLC or whatever at the moment, which is about mothers who are also only fan girls, right? So it's just going to become more and more the norm. Oh, I can tell you this. I'm happy I don't have daughters for this express reason because how would, if everyone you know is doing it and you're like, if you have one of those daughters like, oh, dad, will you still pay my phone bill and you're like, no, bloody pay your own phone bill. You should get out there and work and own your own money and know the value of a dollar and all this stuff. And you envision them working at McDonald's or some folk and working in some shop or something

48:12like that while they're young. And then they know that they can earn a hundred times that amount of money just in a tenth of the amount of time. Very hard to tell someone not to do that, right? Definitely a scary day when you see your daughter buying a ring light. Oh, you unfollow the subscription real quick. You're like, no, on that one. Yeah, you eventually you'll have to be like, look, just wear a mask. But you're one of those girls that wears the mask or something. Yeah. And if you go back to a girl's house now and she has the ring light in the camera at the end of the bed, night type of stuff, you go, what's all this? You have to be a fucking moron. Remember when the side hustle in our communities used to be like sort of selling your old clothes or yeah, crochet, bit of painting. This is showing it. It's a fucking clap down as a side is you are the side hustle now. Right. If I could earn, like if most of it, most of it, if we could earn like what Elizabeth

49:15Shannon and millions, right? And there's like Denise Richards is earning a lot of money. She was a fucking movie star, man, right? Well, this is the male equivalent of starting a podcast like, you know, if you could earn millions of dollars just having a wink online, probably would do it, right? Probably. I'm not condemning these girls for doing it. I'm not condemning it. I'm just saying it's a bad look for our society and society's fucking culture. Well, you know, I'm just saying and we, and also economic conditions are so bad right now that people are feeling like, well, I've had a look on there. I don't subscribe to anybody. I had a look on there. It wasn't for me. I've just gone back to regular porn, right? And I checked it out because it's this big cultural phenomenon, right? It wasn't for me. I would say to, to me, what are you doing logging onto these things and spending so much? You heard of people going fucking bankrupt and that. We have the most accessible pornography in the history of mankind. You can, you can get whatever you want, touch them about and bang, bang, bang, bang,

50:15bang, bang. You can get a comparison to us with magazines and stuff like that and you want to fucking pay for it. You had a mind. Come on now. Okay, so let's go into another. And now I'm not, these women shouldn't get paid is what I basically. Look, look, look, I tell you what, if it's between having a wink on your bed in front of cameras or killing your kids, take the wink girl, take the wink. Okay, now let's move swiftly along into something more fun. Blackface. Blackface. Oh, when did this happen? Or throughout history? Turned out? I've never even heard about this. It's news to me. This is why this is, I was at this game. This is the Adelaide Football Club final match where we were playing against the Western Bulldogs and there was a person who got caught in Blackface, although they were 100% justified in doing what they were doing and it was a media beat up and how did they get caught? I assume people would just think they were Black. Let's have a look. And the chorus wasn't without controversy in the crowd.

51:17And Adelaide fan forced to defend her costume after being accused of Blackface. The Crosse Cheers Squad member went to the game dressed as Claude, the team mascot. Her face, coming in Blackpaints, sparking outrage online. The fan insists she never meant to offend anyone. The club has told 7 News it's looking into the issue. APPLAUSE Um, okay. This is a tricky one because she was dressing up as an animal. That's a tricky, trickier thing, right? It's not tricky, it's completely fine. She's dressed as a crow. I know, but we've all decided that you're not meant to change the Blackface thing. I'm not on the fence. It was an error in judgment. I don't think the woman's a bad person. She's dressed as a crow. Listen, she wants to be Claude. Wonderful mascot. Okay, so why not you go out and dress as a crow or you go dress as a panther for Halloween

52:18and black your face out and see how it goes for you wandering around Manhattan. Going, but I'm a panther. I'm just a crow. I'm just a crow. And what do you call a bunch of Blackface Croses together? A murder. A murder. And there's a lot of racial connotations. Sorry. The news gym. Yeah, that's a... Jim, I'm Jim Crow. Yeah, Jim Crow. Oh, so I tell you how much Blackface you can get away with. A zebra. If you did a zebra and you were partially black. What about coal miner? That's your... You have a white culture. But that's what happened with Blackface. Black Pete, right? Black Pete, they said, oh, no, it's... He's not black. He just goes down the chimney before Santa Claus. And so it's sort of over his face. But it only gets on his hands and his face and not on his outfit. And he's curly wig. Don't ask us any questions, right? And he's got red lips from the... Presumably from some kind of immune disorder.

53:19Yes. Yes. And he will take you in a sack back to Spain if you're a bad kid, right? There's all normal Dutch things. But they tried to go, oh, it's all got to do with sort. It's nothing to do with black. Okay, what tone of face do you reckon you could get away with? Me? Yeah. I think it's Indian, Eric. People think I'm Indian already. No, not just get away with in society, where people know you already. Right. Not just like walking into a Starbucks. What do you reckon you could get away with? I'm talking about you, Sharpe, a party. You've... Okay, I reckon I could do Donald Trump... When I do a blank face, I just look like a spin bowl or from Sri Lanka. Donald Trump, I range. As long as I've got the wig on to make it look like he's here, you're good to go Donald Trump orange. I reckon that's as far as tint as I can go. If it starts to wear off and it starts to look yellow, then I'm in the danger zone. That's no good. Don't be doing that. We've got a little kiss there. Oh, I can do kiss. I can do the rock band kiss.

54:19I can black out me eyes and put white... I could put white makeup on for sure. What about black face if you go for Oakland? Well, the Las Vegas, what do they call it? No, no, no, no. You can't just... Pure black. No. Not brown like you're trying to look like a black person. It's like jet black. That's what that woman was. It was the cross. Well, I think she was perfectly fine. I mean, in the end, most people have come out and said, oh, don't be ridiculous. Don't have to racialize everything. We're not living in that world. That's work one stuff. That's nonsense. Actually think about intent. And the whole point of black faces didn't leave the... My domain people. My problem with her doing black faces. It was unnecessary to the outfit. And she wouldn't have lost anything with the white face. We wouldn't have gone, hang on. That's more a magpie. She's got that white bit on the chest. Now, I'll say a statement. And then I want you to respond to the statement. Yes. Is my answer? Is when we can do black face, the world will be a better place. What you're saying in the future, when in the in Amos's utopia.

55:19Like we should be aiming to get to a place where black face is okay because that would suggest that we are in a post racist world. The only way that black face can be fine is if we all take all the... If we no longer have problems with each other, if racism goes away, then we can be as racist as we want. We can go around, like me and you, we can do the wag thing, me and you, because you call yourself that and we're mates and that's a thing that, you know what I mean. But I'm not yelling it down the street. Okay, so what I'm saying is... I dream of a world where I can. But we're not there. The society, we're not getting a... Yeah, we're not getting... I do have a dream. But I can... You can only do black face when the world is living in utopia. Because... You can only do black face when people will no longer be offended by black face. Then it's open, we can all do it. But until then... I think it was 2015. I like it a lot. Oh, that was...

56:20Jack, look this up to Nick Natternui kid black face, right? Nick Nack Nui. He was an A.F. player played for the crows. I know things, yes. Yes. So this kid... No, he played for the Eagles. There was this kid who... His favorite player was Nick Natternui. He was about five. So he bought the jersey. Oh, I don't need to speak to the man quickly. So it just reminded me of those years ago, 2015. This is where it really came to the floor in Australia. He was the young fella all these years ago. And he's hero is Nick Natternui, Fiji and footballer. That's what his mum dressed him as. Yeah. Okay. And she said, look, he didn't look any good without the black face, with the wig it just didn't. You know, he just looked like he... He looked like the lead's... From Erosmith from the counting crows. Yeah. And I remember when it happened, I was working in the media at the time. And there's this strange thing about the black face discussion

57:21at the time where it was like, we can't honestly believe that a young boy who is six or seven who idolizes and loves a football player and wants to dress up as him, is in any way the same as a midstrile show. Okay. Now obviously... No, obviously degrees and shades. There's not there's degrees in the shades, but the kids shouldn't be dragged over the coals. But this is the thing about black faces. It's just so easy not to do it. It's like, even if... Even if you don't quite understand it, I know people are going to think that I'm some leftist cuckfuck. Okay. Even if you don't understand it, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If it's befitting someone in some way or whatever, you just don't mean to do it. You don't... There's no advantage to black face. Well, there is because we will end up getting to a point where that is the train, where you would go, well, you're just dressed in someone else. When we were doing the Jim Jeffries show, there was a kid who for Halloween wanted to dress as Martin Luther King and he was a white kid, right? And he thought that to get a green Martin Luther King.

58:21Martin Luther King, black face, kid. And he... But he just really liked Martin Luther King. And so he went... Well, I dressed as Winston Churchill to date with the distinguished, which is where he had to dress as someone and I put a big fat guts in and tied my hair white. I'm thinking of going as Dolly Parton. So that I'll be doing one place. What if they get fat to be Churchill? I could have just gone, I'm Churchill and wore a pinstripe suit. So he's the kid. He's the kid who went as Martin Luther King. Yeah. Right? He looks more like what's his name, Shapiro. It looks like Shae Gilgis El Exander, but I couldn't see that close to me here. No, he has a mustache and all that time is darkening. He has a nickname, that's comment, back in the day. He wrote, The Young Bloods Innocence is simple. He's just trying to emulate his hero and it hurts my heart, especially when the hero is me. It's a shame that racism coexist in environment where our children should be nurtured, not tortured because they're unaware of painful historical significance

59:22that black faces had previously. I don't believe the mother had any ill intent and she just wanted a kid to simply be me, Nicknet. However, they may reflect on this and choose an alternate method next time. And I remember thinking that at the time, he goes, I admire the kid for looking up to me, it would be cool to meet the little champion. And I thought, well, that is it. And I wonder how many years it has to be before it's a non-issue. No, but what I was saying is, I don't think we should be mean to this kid, nor should we even be mean to the mother. We make this a learning thing and just go, hey, moving forward in life, don't do that, mate. I don't think we'd need to drag these people over the coals. And what the debate does do is all the people who want to be racist go, oh, the world's out of control. They just fight like my friend here, Amos. The world's out of control. Why can't we do this anymore? Fucking back in the day, man. I had a friend, a friend of mine, Barry Cassanole, who's a comedian. He showed me a picture and he's shown it on his editor-in-chief. Him as a kid dressed as Mr. T, and he did the black face of the Mohawk and stuff.

1:00:23And he's like, fucking, that's a bit rough, but we didn't think about that in the 80s, right? Do you remember in Australia when they did the black face Jackson Five? Yes, of course. Yeah. That was... Harry Connick Jr. was disgusted. Harry Connick Jr., from Louisiana, who knows a lot of black people, who plays with a lot of African Americans. He was disgusted and the Australians, we were doing the gym to every show, and they wanted to run a story, and every Australian pun that was just so cringe with the whole, oh, I don't know why people have such a problem with Blanada, you were doing the Jackson Five. It wasn't like you were impersonating a football you were a little kid. So let's not act like this black face isn't used to mock or to denigrate people. Of course it is. Okay, and now to the next segment, the swastika, and why it should be reintegrated into Hinduism publicly. This is what I will say, right? I was watching the documentary on Charles Manson. This is a quick thing, Charles Manson.

1:01:24You've got to give it up for him. Short King. Short King. Five foot one, and he had fucking bitches crawling five more, that going from... I rule the Dickles. Yeah, I rule it. He had women while he was in court, crawling from Hollywood to downtown on all fours with no knee braces on or anything like that. That's just to show the dedication to him. He must have been some charming fucker, that Charles Manson. Oh, it shows you what MK Ultra can do for you, and if you want to be a charming person, go down to any government building and demand to be reintegrated into that program. What? Charles Manson, who is MK Ultra, we all know this. What does that mean? What does that mean? Yeah. He was part of that program that they were running. Oh, that man totally had his brain wiped, and he was put on the experimental LSD and turned into a hit squad. No, I'm not gonna listen to any more of your garbage today. You're being a silly boy. What do you think? You don't think Charles Manson was a bad dude.

1:02:24I had this debate with some of you. What do you mean? I'm not saying he's not bad dude. I'm saying he was, you want to talk about it? He was my linty clancy. He was a petty crime. He was in and out of prison. He read that book, how to influence people and blah, blah, blah, and fucking, he was getting prison raped all the time when he came out. He had a bit of a chippity shoulder. It's pretty understandable what sort of happened then. No, they're seeing the health system. I don't mind if they held the skeletal bullshit. That was just an album they listened to. Tom O'Neill's investigation. General's Tom O'Neill's 20 years researching at his book Chaos, Charles Manson, the CIA in the secret of the 60s. They were wiping people's brains with MK Ultra and those LSD trials they were running. And what was that midnight operation, midnight climax? Everybody, come on Jim. Come on Jim, when a bunny bull is... Most of these assassins, who were executing people were more than likely operatives of the CIA.

1:03:25And so what exactly did the CIA want to do with Sharon Tate? What was the... Well, I think part of the program was working out whether through hypnosis and LSD and brainwashing, if you could turn a person into a killer without them knowing that they're done it, that's kind of the perfect assassin where you can wipe their memories like the born program. Well, Clancy. Yeah, exactly. You can just click them on and they'll go off and do a kill so they ask them to go and kill them. Well, speaking of people who need their memories wiped, have you seen the Ray Gun documentary called... I can't date that. I'm telling you, it's a fucking great view because when you... She's so cringy and so tragic. Now, here's a thing about the Ray Gun documentary. I'm on it. I'm on the documentary, not visually, but I was on Howie Mendel's podcast and I said that Ray Gun was mine on 11 because for Australians, it's like when an Arab person is watching the Twin Towers fall and they think, oh, geez, I've been working hard to assimilate,

1:04:26this is gonna set me back. And that's what happened with Ray Gun. You remember the shame as an Australian when she came on break dancing and she did the kangaroo. And I didn't even know the other moves were meant to all be Australian stuff. So on her final... Yeah, so it turns out the sprinkler is an Australian dance, which actually, Bluey's dad does at the beginning of the thing. Also, she was doing the swimming on the ground. I didn't know that was swimming the bit that she went like that on the ground. That was swimming because we do so well in the pool. And then she does the snake. She does a bit of the snake. And then the wagon kangaroo and that type of stuff, right? So... She did it on blackface. So what happened was we always went... Oh, how harsh. We always went, well, it couldn't have gone worse. Couldn't have gone. It would have changed the subject, at least, would have helped her out. There's very few times actually agree with blackface. And if... And if Reagan blackface stopped it, they wouldn't be talking about the dancing as much. Anyway, it's a homage to the urban art form.

1:05:26Oh, yeah, I'm doing a dot painting. So anyway, so you always go, how did we get to this spot where she didn't just win Australia. She won Oshianna. She was winning like, oh, you know, Fiji, Numea and fucking... And there was no one in bloody New Zealand either that could do the dance. She went off to the competition. Now she called herself a big girl, which is a break dancing girl, which I didn't know the terms, B-boys and B-girls. B-boys fly girls, put your hands in the air. And she was break dancing and she was in a posse with some people who also seemed a bit shit. And she met her husband and her husband had already been dancing. And he was at this stage already 30 years old. They met working in a call center. He was working in a call center. She was working in a call center and he was immersed in the break dancing community. And he called himself Sami Sex, was his name. Now if we can get a picture of Sami Sex up for us here in the edit, you'll see him. Well, the husband from what I saw, I only saw a clip, it does seem like he was responsible for her thinking that she was in the... Well, okay, so what happened was they go off

1:06:28and they start dancing together. They get Sami Sex, SEX, Sami Sex. Just put Ray Gunn's husband. You'll see him. He's like, if you were to make a clay Australian person, like a carp, there he is. There's Sami Sex. He has a bit of the Trevor Cooke's about him if anyone knows who Trevor Cooke is, right? But... So I was Sami Sex. And he also, he has a thick Australian accent and then he goes, oh, and that dance move was nasty. Like, you'll say, yeah, so there's... Oh, look at that. Four buttons undone, Sami Sex in there. Yeah, Sami Sex. So Sami meets Raychal Gunn in a call center. They're both working there still in Pimplecreme, right? And he meets her and goes, oh, I'm into break dancing. And she's like done ballet and done tap dancing and all the stuff that young white suburban girls do, right? Right? And so she's like, oh, I'd like to try that. Now, Sami has the same style as Ray Gunn because they started influencing each other. Sami rolls around the ground

1:07:29and does weird fucking moves or stuff. And he's just known on the break dancing circuit as a bit of a div, right? Now, now, you must know this in comedy, right? When you first start out and stand up comedy, you do the open mic circuit and when you do the open mic circuit, for the most part, everyone's quite supportive of each other because we're all trying this new job together and we don't have any friends. So you wanna stay on the right side of everybody and you meet all these new people. It's like in profits about yes-ending peoples. Yeah, and ideas. And you meet these people and you're like, you're like, oh, that went, that went, that went, that person's gonna do it. That person's not gonna do it. That person's hopeless. And then you meet the person who's fucking hopeless and you're like, how long have you been doing it? They go, this is my fifth year and you're like, oh, you're really bad, right? Every now and again, those really bad people meet another really bad person and they start fucking, right? And they become a couple. You know the open mic couple on the circuit, Jack was on the, you remember, right? So you get these two people who are fucking hopeless,

1:08:32hopeless, sitting at home and like, well supported. Worse than hopeless, hopeless and delusional that they're good, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, and then they start writing with each other and they're like, oh, that's a good line. Oh, yeah, if I'm in you, God, they're just gonna be fucking with. Right, this is what happened. So she starts break dancing. Her husband's shit at fucking break dancing. They go to go qualify for the Olympics and it turns out that none of the girls that can actually do it, wanna do it, they all think it's a bit lame going to the Olympics. Now there's one girl in the documentary whose name was Flick and she's 45 now and she goes, I have no problems with Rachel but I found her dance routine at the Olympics offensive. I found it, I just was jaw, my jaw hit the floor and anyway, this girl didn't fucking qualify. So why don't you shut up, you're not fucking better than Ray Gunn. You're not better than Ray Gunn. The husband said it was the best dance she's ever done. But that was no way, wait, so what happens is Ray Gunn

1:09:36fucking gets into the Olympics. You gotta see the fucking chop liver. She beat up to get into this thing. The competition where they're all walking around each other and they're like, ooh, like that for people rolling around. Like while there's girls who can spin on their fucking head and all this stuff, we got a girl and it's a mumsy pants bloody rolling around the fucking floor. So she gets into the Olympics. We went in Australia when this happened. She was on the news all the time. The break dancing is happening in the Olympics. We've got Ray Gunn with us right now and she's like, oh, the, oh, the, oh, the, oh, the, oh, teaching the kids how to do little moves and stuff on morning TV and all that stuff. Okay. Anyway, so she gets through and then they like, who's your coach because every Olympic athlete has to have a coach and who's a coach on my husband and he's fucking dog shit as well. So what happens is that she had three rounds where she went against people. She never scored a single point. The first two rounds, she actually fucking gave a shit and tried to make actual break dancing moves

1:10:36and she was just out classed by a fucking mile, right? Then before the third round, he runs from, he's way back in the arena, right? He runs our four flight to stairs. He gets down there and they're like, it's a babe, it's time to do some crazy ass shit. You gotta go for it. And we've been practicing some secret moves that really showcased Australia. Really, you know what I mean? And that's when the bang, the kangaroo and the fucking snake and like he taught her all that stuff. What's that documentary you made me watch about the Philly, what was it? You know, the special move that one Philly, the... The Philly, Philly, the Philly, the Philly special. So this was the Philly special, was it? Yeah, yeah. And he's like, he's like... Australia special. He's like this, you got nothing to lose. You haven't gotten a point. Let's go out there and just give it to him. Just do it and she's like, yeah, yeah.

1:11:36Anyway, since she gets out there, does the swimming, does the fucking snake, does the thing where she goes back, always think, and then at the end of the documentary, everyone's like, it was the most atrocious thing I've ever seen. They just saw a montage of disgusting atrocious and let down to the country, cringe, cringe, cringe. And then him just would love any's eyes. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever... And it's not true. You bet, these two have to break up. They can't be fueling each other on. It's bad for society. I will say this, Sami Secks, Ray Gunn, Rachel Gunn, and Sami Secks, if in any way this message can get to you, don't have kids. We... No. There's some joys to put in that power. Come on. No, no, no, no, because they'll just be like, are you all fucking great, Nathan? You can do anything you fucking want. You're all the best dance forever. No, look, live in your happy blissful little relationship for the rest of your life. We used to sit around fueling each other and telling each other how fucking wonderful you are,

1:12:38but don't procreate, not for you. I'd love to see the whole family dance. It gave me the vibes as a couple of like a blades of glory type. We'll feral character. You can... The funnest bit of the documentaries when they're talking to other people who used to dance with them and were like, oh, they were never that great. I know. Like, these are just two losers who, with the perfect storm, got to the Olympics. There has to be a movie, a love movie about these two. Like, if we're... It'd be Kristen Week. If we can make the Eddie the Eagle movie, right? You made the Eddie the Eagle movie. This is better than Eddie the Eagle. She is a... She is... Okay, okay. I've got the dream casting for them. The Rocky movement with ding, ding. I'm gonna do the kangaroo. So Ray Gunn is Kristen Week. And the husband, Danny McBride. Yeah, Danny McBride, but we need Australian accents. You're selling yourself short. You're quite... Okay, Rachel, you know who it would be? Rose Burn. Rose Burn. Rose Burn.

1:13:39All day. Look. Oh, just Chris Lilley doing Jame. Just slap Jame in a hat and a bowling out. Chris Lilley like an old Eddie Murphy movie where he does all the roles. Yeah, either Chris Lilley does everything. Or Rose Burn. Rose Burn is a banger. And then who can we have for the husband? There's gotta be... We'll give it to Aaron Cheng. That's where... Cheney. Cheney would do that. Cheney would do that right with a wink. Oh, your dancing was amazing. That's cool. What'd you do? I'm also a pretty good dancer. Oh, Rose Burn would be perfect at it. Yeah, because it is a story of... No, if it's not already being made, how is that not already being made? Because the document... You just gotta follow the template of the documentary, right? And then that's the story.

1:14:41And then just make this love story between two people who are fucking hopeless. I'm pretty good. They could also make the same move about this blocker. Is there a Reagan movie coming? No, I believe I've already Googled this. You know, it's just that I'm telling you, get a meeting with Netflix and pitch it in. Find Rose Burn's phone number. Yeah, it's not bad, is it? It's a fucking reward. It's not bad. I'd happily write that. I don't get any money from the Australian Film Commission. They might want to... Well, Netflix already have the documentary. Just do it from Netflix. And also the movie, you just call it Reagan. Reagan and Sammy Sacks, the love story. All right, now as we finish, I just thought I'd... Hey, honey, honey, positive stories. Honey, what do you think about Rose Burn cast for the Reagan movie? To play Reagan in the, in the biopic.

1:15:44She's too pretty, you don't bloody. There's makeup and stuff, they're fucking... Every time I try to what tell my wife it was something about show business, she always shouts me down. Yeah, you ain't believing my dreams. So Jim, who do you think we should put in then? The lady from what? No, Kitty Flanagan. Oh, Fisk, you want Kitty Flanagan? Kitty Flanagan's too old. You can't just use time machine people. Sorry, Kitty, I love for you. I'm sorry if I said you're too old to play Reagan, but you are. Oh, okay, my wife doesn't know. How about you? Would you do it? She's a white, you can play white. Just do white things. Oh, hold on. Hold on now, let's hold a consistent line. You can go... Oh, not allow it. You can go down in shades.

1:16:45You can't go darker in shades. Everyone knows, I'm allowed to play in our Bino. Correct? I can play in our Bino. You can play me. That's as dark, this is light as you can go. You can go down to me. I can go down to our Bino. And our Binoes can go to ghosts. I forgot my poignant line that I thought was poignant, that isn't poignant before. Which is a hundred years ago, you would have got in trouble if you painted your kids face black, because they'd say, had there you let your child have a black man be their hero. And now if you paint your kids face black, they go. Bull shit. Bull shit. Bull shit. You think someone would go, how dare you let a black person be your hero? That's probably a hundred, a hundred fifty years ago. They'd probably... I... They'd probably think that the kid was a coal miner or something like that. No, okay, let's go. Pick like, if you're in the deep south and you love baseball as a kid and you came dressed as Jackie Robinson, you don't think there would be people who are like, that's you do not like Jackie Robinson.

1:17:47Of course, of course there'd be people that would say that yes, of course. Of course. So it would have been fair. So what I'm saying is, if you're a kid, that was the black face, that was Jack and Robinson. That would have been woke. Okay, first of all don't call him Jackin, right? His name was Jackie. So that was just another inside of my brother. Don't give him some urban name. Old Jackins coming. All right, his name was Jackie. And that was the height of the minstrel show thing. So people would have been doing black, black, let's write in the senate. All I was saying is, is it woke in that era for a kid from Alabama to come dressed as Jackie Robinson and say, don't my hero. I don't think anyone would be as in depth with it as you are. I don't think, I think there'd be some family members that are going, he's making fun out of Jackie. No, they're like this. Now listen here, we don't, we don't associate with blacks. You understand me? You're like, be a brute. Yeah, be a brute would have been a fun outfit to be. Just a kid just walking in the streets smoking. And this kid's just like, no, he goes, I admire Jackie Robinson

1:18:50and I'm going to be him and they would have gone, this kid's a progressive fucking woke. We hear him. You know, how much kids listen to him? My five year old, he was on the tour in Australia with us. And I was chatting to one of the sound guys on one of the crew members about how expensive cigarettes have gotten in Australia. And cigarettes in Australia like 60 bucks a packet or some shit. And bought any cigarettes in a very long time. But they've gone to maybe $50 American for a pack of 20 cigarettes in Australia. Like it's crazy. And if I'm out by $10, I'm sorry everyone. But they're very, very expensive. Well, you know what they are and they aren't because everyone buys them illegally and after one of them, 18 bucks. This is the whole thing. So people buy the illegal ones, et cetera, et cetera. But anyway, so my son was talking to someone at a bar of a queue yesterday and he was just like this, oh, they go, you just got it back from Australia. How is Australia? Did you have a fun time? Oh, cigarettes are so expensive there now. Wow.

1:19:50He goes, you wouldn't want to smoke in Australia. Who could afford it? Actually, I was going to do another couple of stories but I've got an Australia thing that might upset you. I went to the Royal Show. The Adelaide Royal Show. Okay, so for people who don't know the Royal Show, I always like to explain things to our mayor. That's fair. It's a state fair, but we have something there called Showbanks, which I've talked on. So I went with my friend James. He's three. Even his earliners don't do it. His three kids. Yeah. I think it was their first time at the show. Yeah. So I took them with James and some other friends of his and I took his son on his first ghost ride. You know where you go through at the haunted house and a cart. Yeah, and then sometimes people used to hand use to come out and grab you a little bit of them. I'm sure they've stopped it now, but I can't. So the poor young fellow, that was, he was a little disturbed by that. And so the cheer of up, I said, well, go get the show bags. So he went through the show bags. I was more excited. Now, first of all, show bags,

1:20:52if you think of anything you can think of in the world, any TV show you like, any sporting team you like, any brand of candy you like, they will have a bag. So a cabri's will have a bag and it'll have four bits of chocolate and three crunchy bars. They'll have a whole lot of candy in there and an inflatable axe or a sword or something. Some little toy will be in there. Maybe a dog's leash that makes it look like you have an invisible dog. Good stuff. You'll get an array of the candy made by that. But if it's a Nestle bag, you'll get kick out, you'll get arrow. And this is the thing is they put it all up on a board so you go, you normally pay 46 bucks for his candy, but you get it here, $28 for the show bag. Can I tell you something? Yeah, sure. This is what we're here for. It's over. What? It's just over. Me and James had all these memories of like, you would get the guide and you would have circled all the bags you're gonna get in the lid up. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I love show bags. I love them. So I thought the kids were gonna go mad for the show bags.

1:21:53Mad. I thought it was gonna be crazy. I would have to try and limit them. Do you know what they've done to the show bags? They're now made of paper. Yeah, because they're gonna be really plastic. So that's so. So I think the most vibrant neon get you high from the smell of plastics and the color popped off the bag. Vibrant blues. And the bag. And the thing is the bag said a lot about who you were. The statement as a ten year old that you wanted to make the society. What type of a fella you were in these bags? I would always buy the warheads bag. Because there's a good one in the big exploding head and the thing, yes, spun it. And you would be like, hey, I'm the kind of guy. I don't have regular candy, I have sour candy. Because I'm kinda loose like that. And then I don't wanna look, make myself like a real pussy here, but I used to get warheads and then I'd wash them. Wash all the sound of stuff. The sound of stuff. Because I wanted to be known as a man that had warheads. You just wanted a jolly rancher. Okay. But I needed my cousins to know that I was a man that could handle it. That's everywhere.

1:22:54Everything I need to know about you. Okay. Then you get the black face bag. And then the black face bag it came with tarp. Well, that was called gag magic. Yeah. I used to love, I always love the gag bag or the comedy bag as they go. And you'd get a fake dog shit, a fake vomit. You'd get a bit of string that would recoil. That you could put on a $5 note that you put it out there. And then you're a coil of a thing. A stick of chewing gum that would give you a little buzzer, a little flat would come out and hit your nail. You'd always feel foolish when that happened. Yeah, good stuff. You'd always buy that. But the brown bags, anyway, that the things come in now, I'm telling you, it's completely destroyed the vibe. It's over. There's nothing. No one cared. No kids running around mad as I think there was something about the bright colors in the same way that you turned down the brightness of your phone. And it's meant to, you know, be as excited by using your phone anymore. When it, you know what it looked like? It looked like a gift bag you got at the dentist. You know, when the dentist gives you a brown bag, yeah, a bit of floss, mouthwash and a toothbrush.

1:23:58They have single handedly with this anti plastic crusade destroyed the show bag. So Jack, Jack's shown now, that's the birdie beetle. Right. And now they're in these brown bags with these little tiny handles. For a while there, like triple M and a few of the other radio networks and Coca-Cola was doing this as well. They were having show bags that were backpacks. I remember that. Do you remember the backpack bags? I remember the backpacks, yes. And so you were like, I actually get a bag. Good luck. That is what it used to be. That's what it used to be. Just joy and just big, the giant bags. And you'd see women who, if the baby wasn't sitting in the stroller, they'd put so many bags over the handles of the stroller. The child would tip backwards. Without a hefty lad sitting in the front with the only way you could stabilize the fucking thing. And the hole that you would get, and it was all candy, candy, candy. Anyway, what I found interesting is show bags are a real good insight into what's popping in the culture and what's going to be taking over in the future. Because what it's are interested in is the future. And I was blown away at the Adelaide show,

1:24:59just how many NBA and NFL franchise bags there were. In fact, candy was down. Was it just the NFL NBA? Or was it like you could buy a Lakers bag? It was each individual team. Did the Clippers move many since the quiets? The Clippers were not there, I must say. I would have loved the quick. If you see a Clippers show bag in your travels, please bring it. It's very hard to be a Clippers support at the moment because guess what, everyone? We fucking cheated. There's no ifs and no buts. We circumvented the salary cap and we got caught fucking doing it. And what we should do is just take our fucking lumps and move on. But we have the richest owner in sports. The richest owner in the world in sports and he's gonna fight it and go to court for fucking ever. But he wanted to win it all costs. He paid choir, landed under the table. You're not meant to fucking do it. End of fucking move on. It's just hard. The people who suffer the most from this whole thing isn't the players, it's the fans. It's not easy sending my kid to school being a fucking Clippers fan. Not easy.

1:26:00Not easy, but I always said it makes you tough. You don't want to fly. We like, we follow the dodges here. So it's easy to follow the dodges because the dodges are always tough and win. We get enough winning points. So for our second team, we're not gonna follow the team that's already won 17 championships or whatever the fuck the lake has had. We follow the Clippers. Plus I look terrible in yellow and purple. Always have. You ever see me wearing those colors? For a good reason. My skin doesn't pop. Maybe for the black face, but we're not there yet. We're not in the utopia that Amos wants to get to where I can show up dressed as Shaquille O'Neal at the lakeers yet, right? But one day when that does happen, you'll all talk about me and say he had a vision. This Pablo Toro who won a Pulitzer Prize for doing a podcast against Quilettin, he's now going after the dodges because there were some dodgy trainings with Magic Johnson when they first bought the team. Please don't do this Pablo. You had enough. It's enough. You've got Kauai. You've set back the Clippers.

1:27:01We lost first five first round picks and that doesn't end till 1333. We can draft no new good players, right? 2033. So we're in the doldrums. I'm so fucked. We're in the doldrums for seven fucking years of just eating shit, right? Seven years of eating shit. And so that's enough. Please don't take the dodges from me Pablo. Please don't. What's next, Kent Christmas? What are you doing? Just leave it alone. You could get bumped off for that. Now, before we finish... Oh, see this thing, you can fuck around with the Clippers all day. People are up for that. But the dodges. Try, people love the fucking dodges. The Japanese Mafia, if there's such a thing I assume there is, they will come after you. If you part of the Japanese Mafia, Jeff. You'll end up with a translate. Do you know any? No, no. No, oh, he said no comment and then he did the slit throat thing but I think it was a suicide gesture. Now, we've run out. This podcast has gone for too long. So I'm gonna go through topics that I was gonna bring up that probably did you have something more to say

1:28:03about the showbacks? I got sign tracks. So you reckon, I'm interested in this. So you're saying that all the kids are buying NFL, NBA. NBA and like AFL, but it was... What about the backstab? What about MLB? Was the baseball? But baseball wasn't there. Marvel was there. In fact, it was my job to buy a showback for Christopher who is the middle child. Now, the other two bought them a Marvel bag and the other one got a OKC Thunder bag for some reason with the basketball and whatnot. And my boy, I got him a Milky Bar. Let me guess, just quickly, the OKC bag would have in it a little hoop that you can hang over your door. A small-biper-barker. A small basketball. I'm going to say that they'll also be like, maybe a bubblehead in there? A bubblehead? A random, yes, and then a ruler? Yeah, there'd be a pencil case. Yeah, a pencil case with a ruler. A small ball. Yeah, yep. I know it was going to be in there. So the kids were loving that.

1:29:04And then we got a Marvel boy over there. He's got a Spider-Man bag. And then I joined up and go, and look what I got Christopher. I just got him a bag of Milky Bars. Yeah. And his mum was like, oh, and then everyone ate all his candy. And he was like this. Well, that's that. My parents. Thanks a lot for that. But I was like, and you got the Milky Bar. So I put the Milky Bar hat on his head, you know, the cowboy. Cowboy, yeah, yeah. And I tried to get him to go. The Milky Bars are on me. Yeah, they were there because they had to put the Milky Bars in there. The lights, bloody fumbled the lines. He didn't know what the bit was about. When I was a kid, I always got the cabbries and this and that, you always finish with the birdie beetle and all that. But my father never let me get the toy one. And so I, later on in life, I started getting the prank one, which was like 12 when I started getting the vomit and the shit. Like I was quite too old for that. But when I was a little kid, I begged and begged for one bag. That was like a toy one. And it was the 18. The 18 was the top show on TV.

1:30:05Was my favorite TV show. What do you reckon was in the 18 bag? And we mentioned this earlier. You were at the TV fake chains. And Mr. T fake chains, along with Mr. T. Mr. T fucking bald cap. You know, so you have the Mohawk. All right, so you shove it over the top of your head. So you'd wear the chains, you'd have the Mohawk on. Black head, not included. No, no, it was black head. It wasn't face. It was black head. You said a black head. I had black head. You just look like a fucking top deck. Yeah, yeah, I look like a cabbry marble. So you have the, you have the thing. And then a realistic, remember when toy guns just looked like guns, especially in Australia, they weren't like, already doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the orange tip. Yeah, but back then we didn't have that. They just straight up gun. Just a, you could hold up a convenient store with this thing. So a gun in a holster, some chains and a Mr. T bald cap. Fucking greatest dummy life walking around in that. Look, my was always the mega sumo bag. That's what I used to love. And the reason it was called the mega sumo bag

1:31:05is just a picture of a fat sumo, Japanese blow on the front. And it was the premise of the bag was, if you eat the contents of this bag, you'll be as fat as a sumo. Yeah, and look everyone, he did it. How's your peptides going? No, no peptides. I opted against it. I looked into it and because of my COVID vaccine injury, I decided not to do it. What was your COVID vaccine injury? But my card artist. You believe you have a bad heart because of COVID vaccine? I did. I had to go to hospital. Do you remember this? I don't remember it being because of COVID. No, it's right after I got the facts. Hmm. And the 5G activated it. Yeah, I don't know. That's true. I got a certificate. So what the doctor said on this is because of the COVID vaccine that you had the bad heart. It gave me a certificate. And he said you can pull that out in smokers rooms and be like, the Vax is no good mate. Did me in young men. Yep.

1:32:05Are you enjoying, are you enjoying Trump's new hair dye? Everyone goes on about how dark it is. You know what I reckon? I reckon it's just the normal hair dye but someone left it in a minute too long. That's what happens with the hair dye. He obviously thinks it's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very good right now in America. And it's nothing to report. And I think it's all going splendidly. Don't you? Yes. Yes. I think it's wonderful. In fact, even though we are very much probably heading towards a nuclear exchange. Are you being saying this for weeks? Well, they keep saying they might, you know, Tucker Carlson during the talk, saying that you might have to, during the Cold War, you would have been insufferable to do a podcast with every day. I think I'm insufferable every day. Well, welcome to Amos Guilds. Tucker and cover. You think you'd be going, you've been saying this, it's Cuba. Yeah. Oh god, here he goes again. Oh, the Ruskys are ready to go. He's got his finger on the line. Look, let me just get, let me just get through this so I can,

1:33:06I thought we'd just end on a hopeful note. Sure. So while people are talking about, you know, the devalued dollar, the fact that we have run out of fat, missile interceptor systems that things are very, very bad right now in the Middle East. Iran seems like it's never going to end in the straits of Amos means that global trade is coming to a halt and we, we may see the end of the US Empire. I think we should be hopeful. Yes. And we should be happy because if Uncle Trump posted this, and if if Uncle Trump posted this, it must mean she knows that we're heading towards a better future. So for a bit of hope, rather than my constant doom, I thought Ivanka take us out to the end of the episode. All right, bring it on by, let's see. Easy, Vanka. So is that her on the horse? That she posted that today. Is that her on the horse? That's her on the horse. She's having a time of her life. Is there another person on another horse filming her

1:34:06that's riding ever so slightly slower? Or is that just another person running next to the horse? I don't know how they've taken the video, but you know, Ivanka just wants us to know, obviously, that it's all going well. And it's not that her family has, has grifted us out of billions of dollars and is ending the world. It's that we're all spiritually, Ivanka, and we just have to trust the plan. All right. Well, so just the management, you're on that horse. There might be a podcast. Because you can't afford to put gas in your car. If we're going back to the horse. I tell you what, what do you reckon is more expensive around a car or a horse? It's a good question. Jack says horse, right? But with repairs, with repairs, with gasoline, living in a city on the country. We're in with insurance? With insurance? Who's more expensive horse or car? Let's take it to a A.A. He still goes on the episode. He reckons just the price of hay is going through the root right now. It is. Jack says, look at me so earnestly then.

1:35:07I said the price of hay, so it is. Only in running a horse is generally more expensive than running an average car. A horse cost between 10 to $16,000 a year. I'd like to have cars out. If you buy an expensive car, it depends where you live here in New York. It's a fucking nightmare. If you buy an expensive car with repairs and insurance, you don't reckon your car costs you 15 grand a year for a nice car. Am I out of touch? I think you need to get on the horse. I don't want to be on my high car right now. But that's not how much cars cost, right? In short, you pay my bills, right? Insurance? Yeah. Have you lost touch with the common man? You pay my bills? Come here, young man. Where's my dish washing man? The dish washing man is already left. Wife, the side who's going to play Ray got in a film. Yeah, no, I think a car cost 50. If you have a nice car, also you've got to expect...

1:36:10What is the thing where you put something over the years? Extrapolate. Extrapolate? You have to extrapolate the cost of buying the car. So let's say you buy a car for $80,000, and it's going to live the same age as a horse, right? A horse's functional years are probably 10 years, right? Where it's riding good where you're like, it's not becoming old-nagged, right? I'm not going to be able to buy it. I'm not going to be able to buy it. It's not becoming old-nagged, right? Then, so 10 years, that's nine grand a year. It's like depreciation. Nine grand a year. Plus your fucking insurance. Plus your fucking gasoline that you're putting in. Nah, I'm saying a decent car, a nice car, is more expensive than a horse. It depends what kind of horse you're getting. Well, you know... If you're getting one of the top racing horses... No, you just need to get a horse. I'm not going to buy it. I'm going to buy it. I want a horse. I don't want a Bugatti. I don't want to be a Bugatti. I want a horse that's the equivalent of a Mercedes sedan,

1:37:10just a low-end model. Low-end model. No, too bad. What about a Toyota Corolla? A Toyota Corolla. Okay, so is a Toyota Corolla more expensive to run than a donkey? Because you've got to have these things comparable. All I know is that currently Donald Trump doesn't have a press secretary and I could see you responding to this video of Ivanka and you say, no, we've decided for the environment and for the cost of living, we're going back to horses. I all I know is that hot white chicks love horses. That's all I know. So I'm not going to badmouth horses. But... You don't need a Bugatti if you want to get some hot women. Andrew, take it as a fool. You just need a nice horse. Here we go. So here we go. Type of horses. Rescue or adopt. How much year-reckin' you have to pay for a rescue or adopt? They probably give it to you for free for rescue. Yeah, but you've got to have the wagon on the back of your car. We've got to add that into the cost. I'll be... You're riding saddle. You're riding saddle. Okay, so you just go pick it up and go, I'll ride it home.

1:38:11That's zero to $500. That's the zero to $500. This is a piece. You'd have to get all of the things and fix that. So I was like, beginning riding horse, that's a thousand to three thousand. Well-trained horse, three thousand to ten thousand. You could replace all of these with the word, not horse, but a similar word. Well-trained horse, three thousand, ten thousand. Competition horse, ten to 50. Okay, let's say this. Are you legally allowed to use a horse as mode of transport? My grandfather didn't have a car. My grandfather rode a horse around a country town. That was his form of vehicle. Okay, so he got around town. He would tie the horse up out the front of shops and shit. Like, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. My father's father did not have a car and rode horseback. And he used to carry like, like, my father is a baby. 80 years ago around Roma, Queensland.

1:39:13This is no bullshit. It says he horses are treated as non-motorized vehicles. He must have been a millionaire. And must follow the same rules as bicycles. Right, so I've never understood bicycles seem to go through red lights. So I guess you can go through the white light. You haven't got a shell around you. And you're just going through red lights because you see that it's okay. Sit at the light like the rest of us, you can't. You are responsible for cleaning up the shit. Yeah, but that's any animal that you take out in the wild. Any animal you take out in the wild, you're responsible for it. Big poo bags that. Yeah, I tell you who doesn't clean up the shit, the fucking police horses. If you've ever been around a police horse, they'll have a shit and they'll just walk away from it. The coppers. I'm telling you, they always have horses in front of you. They always have horses out the front of Premier League games. Whenever you leave a Premier League game in England, there'll always be horses out there. There's something like it's intimidating, but it's not like the same as a bloke and a rite, squad out, fit or whatever, but it seems to keep the piece a bit better. But the only time I've stepped in horseshit is walking out of Premier League games.

1:40:13Well, from Jim and from me, we say, if you're struggling, it might be time to replace that horse with a horse. Yeah. As a, sorry, with that car, I should say. Go back to horses. If we all go back to horses, we all go back to horses, the equal playing field. Brilliant. Brilliant. He said he wants to go back to the Golden Age of America. I think we can all agree. They're Golden Age, probably the Guilded Age. It was horses. I'm at the age now that I don't want to get on top of a horse and whip me leg around. I'd have a little buggy at the back. And I'd ride around with a whip. You might need two or something. What we don't need is you never. I'm old, I'm not fat, Jack. If you had a whip, it would take you one week before Jack started knowing all about it. Ah, look, he's not me slave, but at these prices, I expect him to do better. All right, Jack, good luck. The fact that I have an assistant who goes, oh, no, hey, prices have gone through the roof.

1:41:15Can't even afford to have a horse these days. Good night, Australia. You're not a stunt.