Abbott and Costello - Joins The Merchant Marines

0:00This is Matt Rogers from Los Cultures. It's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Los Cultures. It's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. You know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like, okay, hold on. I got a new favorite food. That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Cupid Mayon. Yeah, it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it at the grocery store. And this mayo is different. Mm-hmm. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers, chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it, put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. This is Ashley Akinetti from the Almost Amos Podcast. You ever notice you and your spouse keep saying, we need to get away, but you never actually plan anything. That was us until we did something fun and spontaneous. We went to resort pass.com. There are hundreds of hotel resorts,

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3:12Hey, Costello, Costello, come here. Where have you been? Hey, wait a minute. And where did you get that suit? It looks like a naval officer's uniform. Oh, a naval officer's uniform! Huh? I should have the tie, Abbot. I'm going to join the Merchant Marine. How do you like the fancy uniform? Get all the gold bread on my cap. The gold bread on my sleeve. Wait a minute, Costello. That's a nice uniform, all right? But you've got the pants on backwards. I know. I want to be a re-red model. I have no idea. Look, you can't get in the Merchant Marine. You couldn't pass the physical examination. Who couldn't have it? I walked in a recouping oven, stuffed in a room, everybody slept in and kept them pointed at me and he said, Boys, there's a whale of a man. The captain said you were a whale of a man. Well, he didn't use them same words. What did he say? He said, Boys, get a little bit of that big hunk of blubber. You know, I can hardly wait till I get all my ship, Abbot. Sailing, sailing over the bounding, New Jersey. Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That's over the bounding, Maine. I come from Paterson, New Jersey. Why should I give a plug to Maine? No, I love plug.

4:12Well, there you are. That shows you you know nothing about the sea. You're not a nautical man. I'm not what? I said you're the least bit nautical. Oh, I have my movements. I need to do Abbot. I do. No, no, no. After all, a full of capy, niceical all the time. There's no senseical in being niceical when you meet a little cuticle who wants to be nautical. What are you talking about? What am I talking about? Yes. Well, last night I called I made a cuticle riding a bicycle. I bought a repopcicle and just as she was going to give me a kissicle, a capy on a motorcycle, blew his whistle, and gave me a slap-sickle in a pussy-go, and sent me a hoaxicle. That's enough of that silly talk. What do you mean by coming in here talking about being a sailor? You don't know anything about the sea? Who don't? My whole family was sailors, Abbot. Give him my up-a-lottie stuff and it was a sailor. What was his capacity? Five quarts? No, no, no, no. What did he do as a sailor?

5:13He was on a tanker. Where is he now? On a fender? Now, will you be serious, please? Now, take me. Who wants you? In our shadow. I love the sea. The sea is in my blood. Sailboats, seamboats, rowboats, they're all in my blood. No wonder your skin is so lumpy. Oh. You can joke all you want, but I love the sea. Do you realize that I lived on saltwater for 20 years? How can you drink that stuff? No, I'll never mind that. The ocean is wonderful. Did you ever see the flying fish fly? All the leaping tuners leap? Nope. But I saw the dolphin stout and heard the porpoise's port. Look, Stella, I'm going to see how much you know about boats. Now, have you ever been down to the docks? Yeah, I was at the docks this morning. Did you see any vessels? Yep. The nurse carried one in. I had no idea. I'm not funny. I'm not talking about that kind of a duck. I'm talking about a wolf. A wolf? A wolf, a wolf, a wolf, a wolf. Oh, that's cute evidence. Now give me a paw.

6:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The wolf is where the boats embark. Do what? The embark, embark. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. What are you doing? I didn't know you want to play doggy. Oh. Stella, please. I don't think you know anything about boats. Do you know anything about slups? Oh, I'm crazy about slups. There's nothing like a hot bowl of slup with plenty of flackers. You know what I mean? You wouldn't know the difference between us. I'm starting to talk like Charlie Chan. Listen to me, please. I'm just, I'm just after telling you. You wouldn't know the difference between a slup and a gunboat. That's what my mother made for lunch. She made what? Chicken gunboat slup? The. You please talk, said sluck. How about this boat you're going out on? How fast is it? How fast is it? Yeah. It goes 40 miles an hour. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You don't mean miles. You mean your boat goes nuts? My boat goes nuts. Certainly. Every boat goes nuts. What's right, some nuts? The engines. The engines. The engines drive the boats nuts. That's right. We've got to get work through to Gene Orphe. He'll fix those engines. No, no. No people. No, no, no, no, no, no. No people. No people.

7:13No, no, no, no, no, no. No people. No people. Hey, I know. I know. Hi, ho, everything. I'm not talking about engines. Engines. Engines. Engines. The faster the engines turn, the more nuts you get. And the more you talk, the more nuts I get. No. Would you please listen? Not sir, nautical miles. For instance, if you ask a sailor how fast the boat is going, he won't say miles to you. He'll say nuts to you. And I'll say nuts right back to hand. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not fine, sailor. Great guy to have on a boat in case of an emergency. Look, what would you do if you were on a boat and it started leaking in the middle of the night? I put a pen under it and go back to bed. No, no, no. Pulling down right? No, certainly not. Suppose there was a big hole inside of the boat and the water was rushing in. What would you do? And for a hole on the other side, let the water out. See, there you go again. Why, you don't even know what part of the boat from... You don't want to part from the other at all. No, you don't. Well, let me hear. That's right. All right, go ahead. We need a different boat.

8:13Okay, the bottle, the bottle is the front of the boat. That's right. The stern is the back of the boat and the starboard is on the right side. Yeah. Where's the port? In the bottle in the ice box. I tell you, look. Suppose you were out in the boat and a strong East Wind came up. What would you do? I tore out an anchor. That's right, for it. Now, but suppose the terrific West Wind came up. I tore out an anchor. But suppose the North Wind came up. Then I tore out an anchor. Hey, wait a minute. Where are you getting all those anchors? Say, place your getting all that wind. Castella, you are without a doubt the most imbecilic. More on, I have ever met with my life. Thank you, Abbot. That's all right. And I wish you'd tell it to my Uncle Audi Steppens. Why? He thinks I'm a jerk. And now you hear all sorts of rumors about the cigarette shorties. Theories are tossed around like confetti at a New Year's Eve celebration. Well, I'm not going into all the whys and wherefores, but I can speak for the makers of camels.

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11:17Camel cigarettes now presents ready rates with a wonderful arrangement of sweet dreams. Camel cigarettes now presents ready rates with a wonderful arrangement of sweet dreams. Camel cigarettes now presents ready rates with a wonderful arrangement of sweet dreams. Hey, have it. What? What's the idea of dragging me down here to ship your art? Well, Castella, if you're going into the merchant rings, you've got to learn something about boats. Now, is he right over there tied up to that pair? You see two scoeners in a skiff. Oh, this must be the place where my Uncle Arty's step was last night. What do you mean? He had two scoeners and he came home skiff. No. When you cut that out, please. He haven't. Have it. What? What's the funny look on boat over there without any tupper? Oh, that's one they're just building. That's a hull of a ship. You're telling me. But what kind of a boat is it?

12:17Hey, there fat boy, step aside. We're about to cross the ship. All right, lady, break that bottle of champagne over the stern. No! Ho-ho! Lady, what's the idea? She's got the bone on me. Oh, I'm so sorry. In all this fog, I couldn't tell one tub from another. Let me ask that lady. Get away from there, Castella. It's not her fault. She mistook you for a ship. I hope I didn't hurt you. Oh, no, you didn't. You just cracked my boilers and my inter-room is flooded. I should let girls' shipyards have it, I'm telling you. Oh, I have a perfect right to be here. It looks like a breakfast, right? Never mind that now. I have a perfect right to be here. In fact, they named this boat after me because I have such graceful lines. My friends tell me I look just like a streamlined ship. Well, don't look now, kid, but your cargo has shifted. Hey, wait a minute. What are you two guys hanging around here for? My friend Castella here wants to be a sailor. Oh, he does, eh? Yes.

13:17Oh, come on, fat boy. Grab that duffel bag and follow me. Okay. Oh, put me down, you fool. I'm sorry, Lee. And all this fog, I couldn't tell one old duffel from another. Castella, come on, let's go. Come on, please. Let's get going, come on. Yes, step right into this office and we'll examine you. Now, that's it. Now, uh, open your shirt, Castella, and let me see what kind of a chest you've got. Oh, I couldn't do that. Oh, come on, Castella. Open your shirt. Eh, but I can't. I feel too embarrassed. Is embarrassed to show your chest? I forgot the comb at this morning. Come on, here. I'll help you off with your shirt. Come on. Hey, you got some nice tattooing there. What's that picture of that lady on your back? Oh, that's Wischler's mother. Wischler's mother? Well, what are those two sailors doing there with her? Those are the guys she wishled at. Hey, Castella. I see you've got General Eisenhower tattooed on your chest. Yeah, and I got General Montgomery on one shoulder and General Patten on the other shoulder.

14:18Have you got any more? I wish I could show you Hitler. Why not? I don't want to take my shoes off. I might catch cold. Well, Castella, you seem to be all right physically. Now, just sit in the next room and see the officer and charge a person out. Hey, I am, Chugland, the Andepupek, I'm at the Andepupek. Hey, look, Castella, it's Kissel. There you are, Maggie. Well, well, well, I'm going to ask you. What can I do for you, boy? I'm in charge of the CB. CB? Yeah, could be. Now, just ask me a question, Castella. What are you doing with your hands? I'm so new. That's a very funny salute. Can I help with my nose? It's just... Castella, behave yourself. A kid, so could you use a man like Castella on one of your ships? Oh, yes, indeed. You know, I've got a ship leaving tomorrow for the underwear island. The underwear island? Aha, the West Undy.

15:19Oh, I was telling you, I left some of it with a picture company. In the West Undy's? I was making shorts. He was making shorts. Oh, I get it. Making shorts? I don't wear them. Now, listen, Kissel. Where else does your boat go? We'll after it leads to the West Undy's. It goes to Cuba for the recon, Hades. What comes after Hades? Hades are one, Hades are two, Hades are three. Oh, I bet this guy has nothing but a big no-babb. What is a no-babb? Still backwards, baboon. Oh, who are you calling a baboon in my country? That means fight. Well, and my country, that means fight, too. Well, how do you like that? We're both in the same country. Castella, quit hogging in our Kitsl won't give you a job. Yes, siri, Mr. Castello. And you know I got just a job for you. We are looking for a brief boy like you to fight man-eating sharks. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid.

16:19I'm afraid I couldn't fight that job. I'm not calling my middle name as Earl. What's your middle name got to do with it? Earl and what if don't mix? Castella, don't be such a coward. Why don't you admit that you can't swim? Who cares, swim? Every night I go swimming after dinner? You mean you swim on us, a post-traumatic? Yes, swim on my back. Last night I was out swimming in the ocean. I saw a school of whales swimming eight feet above the water. Oh, yeah, just a second, just a second. How could a school of whales swim eight feet above the water? This was a high school. Oh, for goodness sake, high school. Well, we're going to see how much you know about swimming. I challenge you to a swimming great right now. You're a Castell. It's a little calling your bluff. Yeah. All right, tell you what I'll do. Do you see that little red light way out in the water? Oh, yeah. Well, we'll swim out to that red light and back. And the guy who makes it in the... This is Rick Burgess from The Rick Burgess Show. I want to talk to you for a second about something most of us put on autopilot, car insurance.

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18:19You know when people try on new food and suddenly it's like, wait. That's the reaction. A lot of people are having when they first try cutie mayo. It's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it in the grocery store before. And if you've ever just walked past it, some people would say that's a huge mistake because this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cutie only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Examages, fries, burgers, some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it. Never try it, grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're out of the store. Put it on just about anything, then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. This is Ashley Akinetti from the Almost Amos podcast. You ever notice you and your spouse keep saying, we need to get away, but you never actually plan anything.

19:19That was us until we did something fun and spontaneous. We went to resort pass.com. There are hundreds of hotel resorts, pools and spots and private beaches that you can enjoy. You can spend the day at a luxury resort, pool, spa, massage, without booking an overnight stay. And listen, I may have only been like 15 minutes from home, but it felt like it was a whole different world. And I'm thinking this is exactly what I needed. So just go to resort pass.com, choose your resort, choose your day, luxury, resort, day passes, start at just $25. Once you post your daycation, people are going to ask where you are. Go to resort pass.com slash almost famous and use the promo code almost famous to get $20 off when you spend $100. That's code almost famous at resort pass.com slash almost famous. Thanks for time, wins. Who's key, dokey, I'll go for you. Go ahead. Well, there he goes, Castello. He's swimming straight for the red light.

20:20You'd better be ready to try it when kids will get back. Kids will ain't coming back. Isn't coming back? What do you mean? That red light is on the back end of a boat, go into China. Ha ha! The night Connie Hayne sings a beautiful ballad for her camel audience. I'm making believe. I'm making believe that you're in my arms. So I know you're so far away. They can be me, but I'm talking to you. Wish you could see what I say. And feel the glow of my lonely room. It's an experience like we used to do.

21:21Making believe is just a love way of dreaming. So do my dreams come true. I'm with for goodnight. Turn out the night and kiss my pillow. Make you believe it's you. Make you believe that you're in my arms. I know you're so far away. Make and believe I'm talking to you. Wish you could see what I say. And feel the glow of my lonely room.

22:23It's an experience like we used to do. Making believe is just a love way of dreaming. So do my dreams come true. I'm with for goodnight. Turn out the night and kiss my pillow. Make and believe, make and believe it's you. Nobody else but you. I'll go. I'll go. On the corner of Maine and Katalpa Street, two men were talking.

23:25So I said to him, Frank, I've been buying for you for 14 years. I said come around here and see if you're so he said to me no camels no Camel yeah same with me too so I've been smoking they're spraying on that huh remember how those guys in the radio used to say compare camels with other cigarettes now when you got a compare whether you want or not you really begin to catch on to what great cigarettes those camels are yeah mile before what a flavor you knew you were having a smoke of camel yeah but I keep on buying cam asking for them every time I buy cigarettes get them too sometime and you know I was told yes folks keep on asking for camels costlier tobacco's really age and still blended in the traditional camel way this is one brand that will not be sold down the river camels war or peace camel is still camel this is ridiculous we've been growing around this harbor in the dark for

24:36over an hour they've chased you off every ship nobody wants to hire you as a sailor and besides I'm very hungry oh here's a bottle of milk catch yourself a fish what kind of a fish could I catch with a bottle of milk catch fish oh look let's go back to shore not me have it I'm going to every boat in this harbor until I get a job hey hey look there's a boat bearing down on us now who are you in that room both did you spare a dime for a cup of coffee a time for a cup of coffee who are you oh just a tramp steamer here's a quarter an aisle go stop yourself we're here hey Castello there's a big ship laying in anchor and there's a ladder hanging over the side look I'll grab you by the coat and boost you up what rip your coat is gone then you better grab me by the shirt what rip your shirt is gone now I'll grab you by the trousers I'm a afraid ask what's coming off down below you'd be surprised better get you a

25:41board never mind a board give me a bottle stand by below I'm sending down the first me put something around me have it quick his wife is coming down oh I have that don't bother sitting down your first mate all right I'll send down my second mate how do you like that the guys are pig amassed don't send on your second mate either how about the third mate the guys got three mates what is this to see a matrimony go ahead Castello climb aboard well welcome to the SS sponge this sponge is soaked hey you must be our new admiral just a minute captain wait a minute what's the matter have it this guy thinks I'm an admiral oh this is my big chance to run my own ship take it easy here I go watch me watch me put it on see go ahead crank up the ship let's get started what I can get over sure you can't start the ship until you get steam up I'll get steam up hey steam yes sir get up anything else sir yeah batten down the

26:45hatches what the hatches are all batten down batten them down again we'll show those hatches wait wait a minute Castello you can't make this ship go in till you weigh the anchor okay I've it bring it a scale no before you start Castello you'd better get all your hands on deck get what your hands wear your hands in my pocket yet don't Castello what about the weather did you get the weather forecast what the weather forecast how do you find the weather I opened the window there was now this is serious Castello suppose you run into a storm I don't think we'll have a storm I'll have a shower take one of you think you need it go and I think you need and never mind I think we both need all right come on Castello let's go up on the captain's bridge honest what that thing over there is the captain's bridge gonna say how does you get that big thing in his mouth apart me sir we better not set sail the barometer is falling well pick it up and let's get going a vast you slabs swabs Lord board the main sail raised the gym sail lower the sheets and change

27:49the bedspread where we're moving Castello isn't this wonderful here we go over the bonding waves up and down up and down up and down up OK our stop the wheat up down stop the wheat over to the time without a game over some terrible ago how do you know are you psyche no I'm say sick you'll be all right a minute let's take a walk around the dick hey average what isn't the air wonderful What's that little coop up on top of the ship? That's the crow's nest, the crow's nest. Let's go up and take a peek at the little darlings. No, please, please, there no crow's up there. Then what are those big birds flying around up there? Those are girls. How can you tell the girls from the boys?

28:50No, come on, please, Castella, please. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I mean, I want to climb up in that crow's nest together for me. There are no eggs in that crow's nest. There must be a couple of them just dropped up to that last egg. Look, please, forget about the egg. I wish I wasn't egg. What do you mean? Now, take it easy. Rest the taste. Now, wait a minute, look. Rest the taste. Just a minute, look. Rest the taste. Now, be careful what you're saying. I'd like to be a little egg sitting in a tree. When you'd walk by, I'd break myself and splatter thee with me. Is that some yolk? Yes, pretty. Castella, please cut that kind of stuff up. Well, I think I'll go below and get something to eat. Oh, where do I eat? Well, you can mess with a captain's wife. Not me, I ain't messing with nobody's wife. Oh, pardon me, sir. We'll have to turn back. We're going to run into a squall. A squall? What's an Indian's wife doing out here in the ocean?

29:50Castella, look. There's something burning up ahead of us in the fog. Hey, you see it? Something moving up ahead of us in the fog. Yeah, he's trying to run into us. Yes. Hey, you. So you know the rules of the sea. Get out of the way. Do you want us to run into us? What do you mean, run into us? This is a lighthouse. Well, get it out of the way. Get out of the wrong side of the street anyway. And dim your lights, you're flying in me. Castella, you'd better let me take that wheel before we're all killed. Don't you get worried, Abba? Don't you worry. I can steer the boat. I know every rock along this coast. That must be a strange one. Hey! Castella, what? I think you struck a reef. Oh, what? Reef, reef. You were barking much better in the first spot. Right. Hey, we're moving again. Look out, Castella. There's a little fishing boat dead ahead. Press your clams at 25 cents a dollars and look. Press your clams at 25 cents a dollars. Climb a chow to 10 cents a bowl.

30:58Climb a chow. Hey, Abba, give me some crackers. I'm in a swoop again. Everything, Castella, will be back for camel cigarettes in just a moment. Thanks to the yanks of the week, tonight we salute the tenet-everty pro-it of Monday taxes. In one night he led a patrol across the raw river through minefields and into sig-freed line positions. He brought back free wounded men under machine gun and artillery fire and single-handed, four off eight Germans with a rifle and hand grenades until the wounded men were safely away. In your honor, Lieutenant Pro-it, the meckos of camels sending to our fighters overseas, four hundred thousand camels cigarettes. Eighth of the three camel radio shows honors the yank of the week by sending

31:59free four hundred thousand camels cigarettes overseas. A total of more than a million camels sent free each week. Camel broadcasts go out to the United States three times a week are rebroadcasts to practically every area in the world where our men are fighting and in cooperation with the good neighbor policy all sold to Central and South America. Listen tomorrow to Jimmy Duranty and Gary Moore, Monday to Bob Hawk in thanks to the yanks and next Thursday to Abbott and Gustello. And I'll hear Bud and Lou back with the final word. Say, Gustello. Yeah. Did you know that your kid brother Sebastian was sitting in the control room all through the show tonight? Yeah. What's he doing in there? I'm gonna find out. Hey Sebastian! Come on out here. Hello, Uncle Bud. Hello, Louise. I keep telling you tonight to ask you guys to give me a favor. Well, what's on my mind? I mean, what's on your mind? But if I'm gonna play these double pots, I want more money. Come on Sebastian, what do you want? Well, Uncle Bud, I'm thinking of starting a program on my own. And I got a couple of good guys to help me do it. Maybe she doesn't tell me lamb.

32:59And we want to put on a nice program. Now you know all the big shots in radio, you can help me. Well, we'd like to help you Sebastian, but really we don't know anybody. Don't give me that. I heard this program tonight. You must know somebody. Now look Sebastian, I'm surprised at you to think that you would come out here on this microphone and deliberately tied the discrede at the acting ability of her brother, Lou and myself. How can you be so ungrateful? What in the world is the metto with you? Oh, I'm the baby boy! Good night folks. Good night folks. Good night everybody. You're the two of them next week for another great Aberton Castellas show. And remember, camels are worth asking for every time. See for yourself how camels mild the schoolness and flavor click with you. A suburban railroad station. Two men go into the smoking car. As I was saying George, that's one of the best looking pipes I've ever seen.

34:02Beauty isn't it? My son Tommy and all the one of the eighth Air Force, he's home on furlough. Brought me this from London, but yes, well I hate to hate the kids feelings, but the big odd darn thing burns matern brutally. If it only smoked as good as it looked. Why, oh why doesn't someone tell the grieving gentleman about Prince Albert smoking tobacco? Real he-man tobacco flavor and yet general to the tongue is a mother with her babe. No bite treated to take out all the bite in parts. Crimp cut too for perfect packing, smooth drawing, even burning. And the bargain, just about 50 pipe falls in one regular two ounce Prince Albert package. The Abbott and Castellas show for camels cigarettes will be back at this very same time next week. Del Vizsis, this is Ken Niles and Hollywood wishing you all a pleasant good night. This is the National Broadcasting Company.

35:07This is Ashley Akinetti from the Almost Amos podcast. You ever notice you and your spouse keep saying we need to get away, but you never actually plan anything. That was us until we did something fun and spontaneous. We went to resort pass.com. There are hundreds of hotel resorts, pools and spots and private beaches that you can enjoy. You can spend the day at a luxury resort, pool, spa, massage without booking an overnight stay. And listen, I may have only been like 15 minutes from home, but it felt like it was a whole different world. And I'm thinking this is exactly what I needed. So just go to resort pass.com, choose your resort, choose your day, luxury resort, day passes start at just $25. Once you post your daycation, people are going to ask where you are. Go to resort pass.com slash almost famous and use the promo code almost famous to get $20 off when you spend $100. That's code almost famous at resort pass.com slash almost famous.

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