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2 Guys Named Chris, Daily Show Highlights — A Classic Match Game.. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00As we welcome you back to the two guys in Christian Chris is on the line to play this games the big money celebrity match game You're trying to match red Rachel Biggie and Chris dim and whoever does best winds up with that $25 gift card from circle. Okay. Hello Chris. How you doing? Never better. Hope you guys all are doing really well. Thank you. You can have your choice of ABC or D You're the first match game player, which would you like? Outstanding. I will take D for dog D for dog All right, listen closely and fill in the blank on this match game puzzle. Everybody else will write down their answer the doctor said to Chris Kelly I'm afraid there's no way you can work the rest of this week. You have a severe case of blank Think about it and write down your answer The doctor said to Chris Kelly. I'm afraid there's no way you could work the rest of the week. You have a severe case of blank One gives you the lead. Three is a perfect score. Who was it that called out the fake news? Oh pink pink was saying
1:01They reported on her being broken up from her husband and she she just let them have it at us weekly and people magazine Which are pretty much Respected tabloids. Yeah, my mom said that last night. She said oh pink and her husband separated and I said are you sure? I said where are you reading this, but if she had said people I would say that and I was like oh, maybe you are right. Yeah, right Well, pink says no, although Biggie's theory was the husband was getting ready to leave told people Hamlet. I was having a bar having a beer with a buddy at a bar bartender over her to steal it. I'm out of here Yeah, now she's a guy. I can't stand you're actually the Rock Hall of Fame She shouldn't be there Pink should be in Rock Hall of Fame. Come on The doctor said to Chris Kelly. I'm afraid there's no way you can work the rest of the week You have a severe case of blank player Chris. How do you fill in the blank? Sorry to do this to you sir, but rectal it's rectal it's great answer. Did they think of it? Biggie, I said vagitosis
2:03Vagitosis Well, it's close, but yeah, I also had a pussy foot Um Too much it's not necessary to give other answers I don't know if you just go with what you know with what there's too many to choose from for them again Yeah, I think the the lesser answers. We don't need Chris tab. Well, I thought PRI, but it's low hanging fruit. I said menstrual cramps menstrual cramps Vagitosis red Rachel does this count hemorrhoids Hemorrhoids They're itchy. They are itchy. You're gonna give it. It's backside. Yeah, I think that's that's close enough We're gonna give it and we're in a good mood. Okay, and at least you didn't go vaginal that I appreciate that Justin is next Justin. You can have a learn A B or C Justin, which would you like? See it is all right listen closely now you need one to tie and two to take the lead Tina said
3:04This has to be the world's worst zoo the most dangerous animal here is the blank Think about it and try to match at least one to stay in the game Tina said this has to be the world's worst zoo the most dangerous animal here is a blank One ties it to give you the lead where he's a perfecto Tina said this has to be the world's worst zoo the most dangerous animal here is A blunt Zoo recently didn't yeah, not too long ago. Do you enjoy have a good time? I loved it. Yeah One of the kind of zoo here is really warmer now and it's being a great zoo Yeah, and we were going right in between the regular season and the off season Yeah, so there are some creatures that weren't out, but it's a whole day. It's a great thing to get ready to open a new continent Yeah, they got they got Asia coming. Yeah, we could see it. You know, it's not done yet, but we could see it pretty cool Yeah, I mean when I was young I'm I'm from Ashburg where the zoo is and when I was young it was just a little nothing and we would go on a
4:07Field trip taking hours now the Africa of course the North America with the polar bear I love and Now with Asia opening up. It's great Tina says this has to be the world's worst zoo the most dangerous animal here is a blank Justin. What do you say? I'm gonna go with chicken chicken. The most dangerous animal here is a chicken. Maggie said peacock peacock Christian screaming toddler screaming toddler fun fun Red Rachel the otters otter Mmm, they are dangerous. Sorry, Justin. No matches. I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you The lead stays with player Chris. He has just one. That means Bill and Lynn are vying to take that lead and win the game and Bill your next you're gonna have A or B. Which would you like? I'll take B for Bill. B for Bill. Okay, listen closely here. We have another member of this program in today's match game puzzle Chris Dems said that movie was so scary. I screamed and spilled my blank Think about it right down your ankle. Chris Dems said that movie was so scary
5:11I screamed and spilled my blank. I love that Biggie is already looking ahead to his horror movies for this year Good for you Man, what will Chris Dem do he doesn't get to hear those? I mean, he could But he will not gonna be here for him for the inside scoop on these horror My favorite time of the year when we get to October and Biggie does his horror movies and then it Christmas time Chris Dem said that movie was so scary. I screamed and spilled my blank your horror movie person Not not particularly all right. Well, you're gonna love October now Biggie doesn't I've been saying I should watch them. Okay. Well, you should yeah, you know take it biggie's advice on this Chris Dems said that movie was so scary. I screamed and spilled my blank Bill. What do you say? Well, I know Chris Dem likes his wine. So I'm gonna go with wine. I think that's a you got to biggie wine We have a one-one tie. Chris Dem shot a new hip-hop. Is that a match? Yes
6:15Yes, you hear that big. Yeah, that's our new hip-hop. I heard she got gold in the Olympics Red Rachel. Oh, and a little more basic Pino Noir. Pino Noir. That's also wine, baby That's a three that's a perfect score, which means that Lynn has to come up with a perfect score now To force overtime Lynn, are you ready? I'm ready good luck to you one match game puzzle Left it also involves one of our folks here on the panel biggie is such a good cook His secret ingredient in every recipe is a pinch of blank Think about it and write down your name biggie is such a good cook his secret ingredient in every recipe is a pinch of of blank Three ties the game and sends it to overtime otherwise bill walks away on one Biggie's in. He's the chef
7:17Biggie is such a good cook his secret ingredient in every recipe is a pinch of blank Who's the chef? It's famous Guy Fieri. Yes, Chef Boyardi. No Guy Fieri. He gave his secret to making the perfect scrambled egg I'm not going to share it I do have that for later coming up in studio six something in studio 60 the perfect screen man who gave us trash can not Yes, I think it was fear is one of those famous guys. I'll look it up for sure. I just saw that recently Okay, Lynn biggie is such a good cook his secret ingredient in every recipe is a pinch of blank. What do you say Lynn? Sarcasm a pinch of sarcasm what a great answer even if you don't match. It's a great answer Biggie says although I know the ingredient and it's a pinch of hate a pinch of hate I get it though. Christ Em a tiny amount of excess foot fluid I got that red retro resentment resentment
8:18Got that all around it sarcasm perfect poor answer all around it sarcasm perfect raw answer answer
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