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4/5/22: Human Genome is Fully Sequenced, Elon Buys Twitter, Man Cranks Himself with Both Hands on Plane
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The Human Genome has finally been fully sequenced by scientists for the first time, 33 years after the human genome sequencing project began. Now we know more about the human code than ever before (00:30:44). Elon Musk went ahead and bought almost 10% of Twitter becoming the largest single shareholder because he can (00:19:51). A man masturbated four times to a woman he was sitting next to on a plane and won’t be flying anymore (00:53:09). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:02:38) - Fun Fact - From 1932 to 1967 the Nevada state prison had a casino in it for the inmates (00:05:17) - Holidays - National Deep Dish Pizza (00:06:17) - World Cup draw is wild for the US (00:07:17) - The House passed the More Act for marijuana but the senate is probably going to not pass it (00:09:45) - Conservatives are supporting Madison Cawthorn’s competitor (00:12:21) - The Senate Judiciary Committee deadlocked for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson and the real vote will be next week (00:12:45) - The Sacramento police arrested a 26 year old in the deadly shooting from the weekend (00:13:25) - Kanye might be taking the 5 million he was paid to headline Coachella and running. Swedish House Mafia might be replacing him (00:19:51) - #1 - Elon Musk purchased a 9.2% stake in Twitter making him the largest single shareholder and Trump’s platform Truth social is losing two executives that were chief technical members Scientists Have Finally Done it (00:30:44) - The complete human genome sequence has been created by scientists 33 years after the genome project began and was stuck at 92% for the past 20 years TikTok International Moment (00:39:13) - Ukraine - Small town civilians in Ukraine have been getting back at Russian soldiers that have been trying to kill them by giving them poisoned food (00:44:25) - NASA scientists are ignoring Stephen Hawking's warnings to not contact aliens and tell them where earth is and are doing exactly that Excitement on a Plane (00:53:09) - A man jerked off to a woman he was sitting next to four times on a Southwest flight and was arrested and has a life time flying ban now These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harry’s - New Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set. You get a five-blade razor, a weighted handle, foaming shave gel with aloe, and a travel cover to protect your blades when you’re on the go. That’s a $13 value for just $3. http://Harrys.com/HARDFACTOR to try Harry’s today. Caliper CBD - Get flavorless with Caliper CBD! Get 20% off your first order with promo code FACTOR at http://trycaliper.com/FACTOR. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube
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