2010 - Love During Lockup (s7e7) "A Messy Conundrum" with Keisha

0:00Hey, everybody. Welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's mug shot Monday. I'm here with Keisha. Hey, Keisha. Yeah. Hi. Yeah. You guys loved your in lockup season seven episode seven. And they just sprung it on us this week. Hey, next week's the last episode. That's crazy behavior. They made us wait all this time. And then they're only giving us what eight episodes eight episodes. It has flown by. I know. And they're just like and coming March 13th. Mama June. And we're like, now hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. You know, we got spoiled that they will give us like a week or two week break. And then we go right into the next season. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here we may knock it in another season until May. That's the rumor. Now I've written too. I'll just check my email real quick to make sure it didn't come in. Nope. I've written to my WTV person to say like, Hey, we love it so much. What's the story?

1:16Yeah. I'll probably get very minimal information. But we find ourselves in the next two weeks of having to come up with something to put in this spot. So I will be putting out a poll of sorts. I mean, people like 60 days in and we could find a different thing to do. But I don't know if they'd like to the enough for us to do it again. You know, yeah. That's what's kind of what I was asking you last night. I don't like how to do. got caught it, dude, dude, dude, because some people are like, we just can't get into it, but listen to the recap. But we want you to watch the show and listen to the recap. Totally. And show was good. Then I was thinking a show that Kisha has never watched, which is Real Housewives of New York season one. Maybe. Maybe. So I'm just sort of throwing some things out there like things that are new because we will be on the $10 level of prime. We will be doing the Valley again. But they better bring it because after the

2:16Valley's Persian was chef's kiss, they better bring it this season because competition is on the block. Persian Valley on three behind. Like I've watched like four or five and I'm like three behind. It's so I haven't watched this week's episode, which was the finale. And I'm like, I cannot believe the finale is already here. It was the best thing on TV. It was great. It was great from the from the half of it that I've watched. So I was like, okay, so wouldn't it be great if that lined up with this break? Well, it doesn't. It's not. Real Housewives of Atlanta. That doesn't line up. So I would really love for a show to line up that we could watch week by week instead of having people go and find it and all that. But I just don't think it's going to happen. We're going to have to do an old show or rewatch, which is great because we love it. But we're we're ruminating. So just be on the lookout on Instagram at pink shade pod for the poll. I'm going to put out. I'm going to put out a poll. I'll send it to you if you remember of prime,

3:20not Apple because they don't give a shirt email address. And we'll see we'll see what we come up with. But we've got this week and next week and then something else is going to be in this spot. Yeah. So we just look. I hate change. I like forever. I know. I know. I know. I know. We do have this week. Love Jury Lockup. They have once again teased the situation of Kaylee. Is that our name Kaylee? And Mickey Mikey that he's I can once again teased it and did not show it. Yeah. And I can tell you this. Okay. They are making it seem like she's going to go pick him up. And either he's not getting out or telling her someone else is picking him up. But this is what it's going to be. I'm going to predict it. Okay. He gets out and his probation officer picks him up and tastes into the halfway house instead of Kaylee. Oh, okay. Could be. That's what I'm thinking.

4:23It'll have to go to the halfway house for two months or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good prediction because they do try to trick us. Look, we've been in this game far too long as sharp. We are peeping your game. You are not fooling us. My base may be covered up as but I can still see you as sharp. So so funny. Well, let's get started. So this is season 7 episode 7 love jury lock up a messy conundrum. When she said that, she said a bloody conundrum. A bloody bitch. You are not a Brit. Kisha, was she talking on four times speed this week? She was talking even faster than this week than she has. I was like, what is she saying? Maybe she's so fascinating and funny to me. I agree. At the same time. There's just something. I think she's stupid as fuck, but there's just something about her that it's just fascinating to me. She's very good TV.

5:24She is. She is. So all right. So we start with them. Gigi Bonita and Moo Moo. And Moo Moo, I just can't I can't believe I have to call this man Moo Moo. I just I know. A grown man shouldn't even want to be called Moo Moo. Moo Moo. Demand. Why not like Momo or Mo or Damon. Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo like a cow. So Moo Moo calls Bonita and he goes, hey, what's up with those two locks at the storage unit? It's she goes, I don't know. Maybe you're mom did that. I don't know. I always stick to your lie. I always stick to your lie. Even if you know it's going to be on television, you still stick to your lie. He says, you're trying to play mind games with me. And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like I when I left there, there was one lock and now there's two locks. I have no idea. At the talking and he says, she's a very good liar. She's very manipulative. And when she starts to

6:24lie, she starts to get real mad at me. And he goes, and then I don't know which way is what. She's like manipulative. She's a genius. So then he tells her, he got like a ticket or an infraction in jail a year ago. And they were trying to say he was selling drugs in there. This is all a lie. He's making this up. Right. Because he doesn't want her to pick him up, right? Yes. And he says, and now my release date is all fucked up. And she's like, what? Now this was funny because she took her phone off her shoulder. Because that's her. It's a phone and a parent. This is her phone holder. Other people have like a pop socket or like in your car. It's her. Yes. She takes her phone off her shoulder. That means she's serious. And she goes, what? What's going on? Is this another ploy? This is another trick. And he goes, hell no. I didn't know I was going to be falsely accused of selling drugs. And I never knew it was going to come back and bite me in the ass when I was trying to get released. And now they're saying, I can't go home when they said I could. And she goes, what? And he goes, I need you to be more supportive.

7:29And they're both so manipulative. Yeah. Because they're both lying to each other and making up shit by them both more time to do shit. They shouldn't be doing. Yes. Nailed it. And she goes, he goes, I need you to be more supportive. I'm very upset. And she goes, oh my god. She was, I've done nothing but show you love. I've had, I've had your back. I paid your mother fucking lawyers. I've been sending you money. I put money on the commissary, I put money on your phone. What do you mean? I am supportive. And he goes, when are you worried that I don't get to come home to my children? I'm getting concerned about the bigger picture here. And the bigger picture is I'm not getting released. She's like, oh, talking head. She says, I went from being mad at him to be in sad with him. Like all his kids are anticipating his release. And you know, he was calling me. So I could call him down. And I should just not react. I need to be more understanding. Understanding. But, you know, have it. I think about it. This is a little bit of a blessing

8:30because it buys me some more time. Yes. But it's a conundrum. It's a bloody conundrum. The wish she said that and the fact that she is walking in this ill-fitted black bubble half-sleeve dress, looking like a black duck, the barely pulled out and everything. And then she says, fucking bloody conundrum. I lost it. She's hilarious. She's funny. So she goes, well, what's your new release date? And he goes, yeah, I wanted to expect you to ask me that question. So not sure, not sure. And she says she's very sorry that she was inconsiderate of his feelings. And he says, you know, I'm in here. And time is the one thing I can never get back. Especially when you're lying about it. He really played her on that one. He did. I would have believed it. I would have believed it. Oh, yeah. Most definitely. But he's a piece of shit because he's willing to not see his kids. Yeah. So he can spend time with his new girlfriend

9:32who he's never met in real life. So is he going to fake another coming out of prison, like he's going to go to the prison and go in the lobby and then tell her to come then he's going to meet her in the bar. No, he's, I mean, he's going to do some stupid shit like my mom's got to pick me up or I got to go to a halfway house. Like, I mean, they, they are one and the same. The two of them. It's funny. It's funny. All right. So Gigi is headed to go see Mumo. Okay, she's going to go see him in prison. And she says it's family visit day. So she's not even sure if she can get in. She's never seen him in prison. So I'm like, I had to stop and think about that because they did meet when they were on the outside and she was his hairbrader. Yes. And they dated, but they never kissed or anything. So they really didn't date. I mean, he, I think he went to prison pretty quickly after they met. And he was with Bonita because he and Bonita broke up all he was in prison. And they were also engaged. Uh-huh. Well, they're still engaged actually.

10:33Yeah, that's true. Um, so she calls her mom from the car and she goes, oh my god, mom, I just realized I put on the wrong bra. You're not allowed to have underwire. And then when you take, if I take it off and don't wear a bra, you'll be able to see nibble rings. I was like, put a bloody conundrum. What a bloody conundrum that dress was not flattering. No. And I don't even think they would have let her in with that dress on. They're supposed to wear like we've seen the when they go in like like a sweatshirt. Yeah, sweat paint. Not anything form fitting or anything like that. They will tell you, hell, no, you're not getting in today. You can come in and we entice in these inmates with your outfit. Yeah. And with your nibble rings showing. Yeah. So let's get the rest of this all out because the mom says, are you all covered? And she she was covered, but it was still tight. It was like a second skin. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Um, here's the thing is she's got a pretty good bod. So she's wearing that tight thing. It's a pair to wear. Yeah. How else you need it was a pair of spanks on and she would have been

11:35good to go. But you know, she was a concern about that. So she says she has never kissed her hug, Mumo. She's never even touched his penis. And she wish they could have conjugal visits. She wouldn't even care if the CEO's watch. She just needs a second. She has talked about his penis in almost every episode that she's been on. God, I hope it lives up to her expectations. I mean, I hope it does to because I don't what are you going to do? I don't know. What do you have to say? We see their Instagram and they're together, but maybe they're with me. I think he passed the test. Must have because they're still together. Yeah. It had girth. Lots of girth. Mm-hmm. So he calls her and she goes, I'm so excited. I'm on the way there to see you. And he's like, tell me how much you love me. He starts trying to talk dirty to her. He's like, okay, I'm walking in the building. And we're talking that she goes, I've been let down so much in my life, by so many different men. And I just know that a man named Mumo is my husband is my happily ever after.

12:40A man named Mumo in prison that's got four baby mamas is my happily ever after. This is where single women are in society right now. They have to resort to dirty, dick prisoners. Because look, if a man is a prison, I just, I don't know where your dick has been. And you got four kids that you know of. That you know what? Once if you have four kids or four different dirty mamas, I'm always going to feel like there's going to be a knock on the door. Yeah. And it's going to be someone saying, here's another kid. Yeah. Or I did a 23 me and guess what, daddy? I'm home. I love Mumo. Little Mumo. Little Mumo. Here he comes. Okay. So okay. She goes into the facility. 30 minutes later, she comes out and he calls. And it's like, are you here? Are you coming? And she goes, they want to allow me to come in because it's family day and also because I'm dressed inappropriately. Right. He goes, God,

13:42I was really hoping you were going to get to come. I got to talk to you about something in person. Now they've got her out there just standing under an umbrella. I was like, let the girl get in her car. Yeah. Where's our Uber at? Yeah. So we're talking hedge. He says, listen, I, I never forget when I tell either one of them, like I got it all the back of my head. But I want to be able to like clear my conscious. I want to be honest. When you lie, you have to keep up with it. It's hard. And I don't want to break either one of their hearts, but I got to like come clean. You know, he's not coming clean with Bonita. He's scared of her. I would be too. Bonita looks like she would break into the prison just to beat him up in her little black, little, little lemon tennis skirt. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to beat your ass. Um, and by the way, I know somebody told you that there is some sort of phone holder that's for your soldier. She just has it on her shoulder. No, I think she just has it. She's a pirate. She just says. And that's her parent. Like she just, and it says. And it doesn't. It doesn't. It's scared of her. It's scared of her too. It's like, I'm just like, I'm

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17:48make sure you tell them we sent you. Okay, so IE-SHA and Mackel. So every time they put 999 years until release on the screen, I just laugh. They are so wrong for that shit when they do that. It's like we know, Matt Sharp. We know. We know. So IE-SHA is going to see her daughter, Sharni's and her grandkids. And her daughter's like, is your boo coming with you? It's just, no, he's somewhere on his farm. He's just farming. He's farming them. Talking to him, she says, I do feel guilty for lying to my daughter. Like I told her he's a farmer. And that's all she knows. Like it's hard to, that I can't talk to her about all of this, but I know now is the time to tell her when I go to visit. And it's going to be hard because you know, Sharni's is a CEO, a corrections officer. But recently I met with a lawyer and he said he can help my case.

18:48And we see the lawyer saying a bunch of lawyer words. But it's going to cost $4,000. And that's a lot of money. And I'm the one taking on all the risk here. And then it couldn't, if I not even work. Yeah, that's what happens when you're dealing with a prisoner who has 999 years in prison. And she's going, oh my gosh, these are trumped up charges. I was like, I mean, I was cocaine trafficking. So I mean, I mean, it's not great. And she doesn't believe all of it. It's like, no, these are pretty serious charges right here. And there were a lot of them, if we recall. So she and Anna Marie arrive. And I wonder did the baby, did the baby have its own playing seat? No, she's under two. She can sit in the lap. Okay, she's sitting at the whole time. Okay, good. I'm sure nobody on the plane looks advised at her when she gets on the line with the baby doll. Well, some little kids like, can I hold her doll? She's like, no, this is my real baby. What's the girl? This is my baby. Her name is Anna Marie puts in respect to her name, right?

19:49And she says, where are the kids? She's there at school. And her daughter sits her down and just immediately starts doing her hair. She's like, I need to help you with your eyebrows, your hair is lighter. And she's doing her mom's makeup. I'm like, is she a CEO or a makeup artist? What's happening? I'm just glad that she's basically in a very kind way, telling her mom that she looks fucked up. She's like a girl who did your hair. And why do you still have this hair going on? Like the whole season, she's kept this hair. She's like, what are you doing? Cause her niece is cute. Yeah. And her hair is great. And she looks like she's got a nice house. She's got it together. Yeah. She looks like she would not date a prisoner who's in prison for 999 years. Mm-hmm. So mom says, so tell me how it's going at your job as a CEO. And she goes, that's fine. They're just pushing my nerves because I got nothing else to do. And yeah, she tells Chinese. Remember when I told you I was going to see that farmer? Well, I have something to tell you. He's in prison. And and then she kind of looks at the camera because obviously,

20:54Chinese knows a conversation. Yeah. Just to show. But Chinese goes, no, you're not. And she says, mm-hmm. She says, I know you're not dating somebody in prison. And she goes, mom, she says, what's the crime? When's he getting out? And she goes selling drugs and life. But with the possibility of parole, with the possibility, she's like, what? So outside, Chinese, because this is a joke. As far as I am concerned, my mother is single. So eligible bachelor's out there tall, dark, has him with money. Hit my mother. Money. Don't come with the tall. Don't come with the dark. Don't come with the handsome. If you ain't got no money, it is a package deal. And first off, the first thing we want to know is, do you have the money? Do you have the money? Because she has a good, the mom, yeah, she has a good job and has a house and she's doing well in life. So for her hair, she's not doing well there. Nobody let her and her and her pickers off.

21:55She's got a bad picker. Yeah, prison picker. And also she thinks she's a rapper and that's a problem. Oh, God, I forgot all about that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Um, so, Sherneyska, mom, I bet he has at least two other prison girlfriends and he's telling them the same thing. And he's got nothing but time in there to try and pretend and and call him, call you and pretend to be the man that you would want him to be. It's all an act. Yep. And she's like, huh? I don't think so. Why? Oh, God. So the kids are there. Uh, the grandson's name is Legend and the granddaughter's name is Amani. And they are joking around because the, because Sherneyska's like making them after school snack. And they said, does the baby need to wash her hands? I know. I know. I love the fact that they think this is ridiculous, just like we all do. It was Sherneyska. She goes, no, the baby doesn't need to wash her hands. I'm Sherneyska. She's got those 40-year-old hands of it. She does. That's funny. So, um, I used to have Sherneys sit in the living room and she shows

23:02Sherneys the charges on her phone. And she says, but I do believe he's going to get parole. And I mean, he is my boyfriend, but I've never seen him in person. We just conversation on the phone and we've really gotten to know each other. And, um, so anyway, I met with this lawyer, but I'm going to need the money. And before she even gets it out, Sherneyska's like, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Yep. Yep. And she says, well, why don't you work on meeting him in person first before you were all this other stuff, which is a great. I agree. Yes. So, she says, she, she, she, she, she, don't even know his name, still. Michele. She's still calling him Michele. Oh, right. Well, that's his, that's his Michael. That's his name now, Michele. Michele. She's renamed him. So, she set up a call with Michele. So, he can meet Sherneys and, uh, they do the base time thing. And Sherneys says, so what are your intentions with my mother? And he goes, well, uh, I intend to, uh, date her, but,

24:02you know, uh, I was wrongly convicted. And, uh, Aisha has been nothing but a blessing to me. She's been so helpful. Sherneyska's, mm-hmm. She says, well, I'm a CEO. And so I'm trying to make sure you're not just jail talking my mama. And he is. And he goes, yeah, I, I'm really ready to fight this conviction, um, for my wrongful conviction. I'm really ready to fight it. And I, I got to, I got to pay that attorney. Yeah. And Sherneyska. And Sherneys goes, oh, that's great. So, your family helps you out with all that kind of stuff. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And he goes, I mean, if they can, and you know, Aisha's been such a blessing. And she's like, mm-hmm, bye. Hanks up. Yeah, because he's full of shit. Um, now outside, Sherneys says the talking head. And there's a lady behind her just fully gardening. Yes. Yes. I mean, she is my in her business. Perhaps trying to get a little camera time, but not being obvious about it. I'm just back here gardening, you know, she had her era. She was like, like, what is going on? Yeah. So on the

25:04neighborhood group chat, somebody wrote and said, somebody got to figure out what that camera crew is doing outside. And that lady, um, let's see here for the teens. Susan said, all right. I got to go out there pretend to trim those bushes. I'll go. Yeah. She went out there and was like, pause. Listen. Listen. Did they say prison? I said prison. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, and the talking head, Sherneys goes, yeah, I'm a CEO. I see this all the time in jail. I cannot wrap my brain around this. I hate everything about it. I do not want this for my mother. Who would? Who? You know, it's bad enough that the man is in prison. Mm-hmm. It's bad enough that her mom don't know the name. He also has 999 years in prison for cocaine. Mm-hmm. It's just bad. It's bad. And he did, he was like escaping, evading an officer and like a assault on an officer. Like, it wasn't all that bad. It was all sort of stuff. Yeah. And he was on parole when he did it. So it was the three strikes. Yep. He's a career criminal.

26:09All right. Uh, Monique and Titus. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. This needs to be Monique's last season on the show. Yeah. You're just mad because she goes, did you? I don't even care anymore. Mm-hmm. She just needs to never be. It is just dumb. This is it. I hope she didn't really move to Cleveland. I hope she really does still live in Chicago with her sisters. I hope she really didn't move for this man. I hope that's all made up for TV. Now, Mary Payne. I know. That's what I'm hoping. We watched this woman as she dated a whole thumble. Now she's back again, dating a man named Pytus, who she never seen in her life, even though she moved to states to be closer. Of course she didn't move. Okay. So she's working on, making her new house homey for when Titus gets released. When does he getting released?

27:09Six months. He's still not out. Um, her friend Jasmine comes over and they're going to go get some furniture. For some reason, Jasmine's got some big moving truck. I don't know why she does. I don't know, but I like Jasmine. I liked her vibe. I liked her too. And uh, the talking to him, Monique says Jasmine also had a man that was in prison. So she can offer advice to me. Okay. Let's see if you take it. Let's see if you take it. She won't. Monique says, yep, I am going to visit him in prison tomorrow. And I do have this insecurity, like what if he's not attracted to me, you know, and all that. So Titus calls and she and Jasmine are at the furniture store sitting on a couch and he calls and she goes, oh, I'm at the furniture store. No, I'm all by myself. Yeah, I just by myself. And he says, so if you're going to buy a couch, how are you going to get it all set up? It's just, I'm going to call Jasmine and see if she'll help me. And he goes, no, he said, you don't need a whole party of people to set up one couch. Did you think that Monique was Monique and her wig was going to carry a couch on her back

28:13and put it in our house? I don't think he want her to do. I guess he wanted her to pay the $200 for the delivery where the people come and set it up for you. But if you don't have to, when you've got a truck, why not? You know, you've got a truck and friends for free. Yeah, to move it for you. Right. And probably you can get it that day. And if you have to wait, probably need to get it delivered like in a few days or whatever. Right. So they hang up and Jasmine goes, why did you slide in him and say that out when he cares if I'm with you looking at a couch. And she goes, I just didn't want to hear his mouth. You know, he gets so overprotective. He tries to keep me sheltered. He doesn't like me hanging around with my friends, even women friends. He didn't trust anybody. And she goes, I don't know why he's trying to strip me of my freedom just because he stripped of his. Why are you letting him do it? He wants you to be in prison too. Why on earth would he care if she was with her girlfriend? Look at it couches. Does he want to stay in the house? Why on earth does she need to tell him what the

29:14fuck she's doing? Period. Right. Right. No. Why are you giving him a step by step of your day? Yeah. True. So in the talking head, Jasmine goes, I don't know what's going on here. She says, he's controlling. I'm not with it. Hell no. He's got to go. This guy is no, you know. Yeah. So they loaded the couch onto Jasmine's truck. And they're like, we're gonna have to call somebody. I have to call Bud. Now, Keisha, back in the day before he was a canceled rapist, did you watch the Cosby Show? Yeah. Okay. Do you remember every time Rudy, she had a friend, she would come over to school. But everything was good. Yeah. That's all you could think about when you said, bud. Every time they said, bud. It's just like right now, on before the 90 days, at least his boyfriend's name was Joshua. And it just reminds me of friends when Jennifer Annister had a boyfriend named Joshua. Joshua. And they're like, why do you say it like that?

30:15What do you mean? Because he was Joshua. I was just saying anything. It's just like, every time somebody says, Becky, I have to say it like that because of my old roommate, Becky's grandmother would call him and be like, Becky! That is so funny. So when she said, bud, bud, I was like, think a little Rudy proximal, bud, bud. He's a little boogly-ass. Oh, God, it was funny. God, that was funny. So sorry, that show had to now be tainted. So anyway, she says in her talking head, she goes, I'm just trying to avoid conflict with Titus because if Titus finds out that bud helped me with the furniture, then he'll be mad at me. So anyway, bud and his friend, whoever that guy was, I didn't write his name down. They come over. They're helping with the couch. They're literally just pulling the couch out. That's it. Bring it in, getting the package stuff off. And Jazz was like, that's her boyfriend. We're really talking to him. And Titus calls at that moment.

31:16By the way, she could hit the client. You have all the power. And she's giving him the person in prison. She is giving him all the power over her. Yeah. And he says, what are you doing? She goes, well, I've just got, bud is here and his friend and Jasmine, they're helping get this couch set up. He said, why didn't you tell me that they were coming? And she goes, I didn't know. And he goes, when your eyes seen it, you know, you should have told me, oh, she can't call you. What do you want her to do? Is it a pigeon? I mean, she said, you're insulting my intelligence while I don't tell me. And she's like, okay, okay. I'm talking to Titus because it's not that I don't want her to have friends. But I don't know how friendly they are. And you know, when I walked up, so I 100% don't trust anybody out there. But you trusted your prison cousin to come over to our house with no problems. Right. And that's a good looking guy. And I was going to say, you're pretty good looking prison cousin was over there. And here's why hasn't she shown this

32:20man her whole body? Why is she just still doing Titus and up? Because she's uncomfortable with how she looks. What does she think he's going to do when he's released? She sees her. I mean, I think she's doing the old bonita bloody conundrum and is hoping that she can lose another before he gets out. Yeah. All right. Um, so, okay. So Monika's like, listen, we just needed help with the couch. It was last minute. Like, you know, you didn't call me. And I just couldn't sit around the furniture store waiting to figure out what to do. And Bud says, uh, yeah, we've got to go. We're going to have to go. I'm going to go because I can hear this conversation happening. And it's like, what the fuck? We just helped her move. Yeah. And now we got this guy in prison yelling at me talking shit. Yeah. So the talking edge because I feel so embarrassed that they all had to hear all of that. Well, they didn't have to hear it because you didn't have to have it on speakerphone

33:22either. True, true, true. So, um, and Monika says, the way he's acted, why would I drive three hours to see him? So of course, she's, you're asking me to excuse us. Yeah. So she's getting ready and to go and she's wearing an appropriate outfit. She's wearing like a t-shirt and pants, which is what you're supposed to wear. And she says, he's mad at me for having Bud and his friend over. And if I drive out there for three hours and he won't see me, we will be over. We will be over. Y'all won't, but you won't. So she's trying to close because she wants to be sure, her boobs are nice and up. Um, but I think it's the same thing with the what you can't wear a bra with what you can't do with that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They can only, that cloth can only do so much with those girls. You got to have a police system in the back. Yeah. So she says, I'm nervous, you know, anxious about going, of course, but I'm going to like face my fears. I'm going to go they're talking and she says, when I was a little girl, I had a dream of a husband and a house

34:23and kids and now I'm 37. And I don't know how I'm ever going to have that dream. Um, and going to the prison, prison is going to show him my commitment. You're not going to have that dream as long as you keep dating men who are prisoners who can't buy you a house and who can't knock you up. All true. Yeah. So she walks into the prison and she says, I can't believe I'm here. So she walks in and she says, you hear her say, I have a visit scheduled. And then 10 minutes later, she comes back out and gets in the car and she goes, they're on some bullshit with me. So I don't know. Well, I think she didn't do something that she was supposed to do on purpose. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I bet you're right. Yep. I bet you're right. Um, okay. Rich and Felicia. So we start with them where we left off. They are fighting about her friend K and her. And he says, listen, if I am treating, do you want me to treat K like my sister? And she says, yes, he goes, well, then I'm going to link up later and go smoke because that's what I do with my sister. How is that weird? It's weird because it's your

35:27girlfriend's friend and you just met her that day. You met her and now we're best friends are going to smoke. I mean, you have to know kind of trust the person before you get high with them. Why would you want to get high with her anyway? There's no reason for you to ever see this girl again into your girlfriend gets out and y'all have like, I don't know, do bonko, whatever that fucking game is that people play. Do pickleball or something like that. You have no reason to see K again. You like K. You like K. She's a real, she's a real live girl right in front of you, not in prison. Exactly. This was stupid on her part and they see this stupider on his part. What's going on right here? So the talking head, um, what I already forgot her name, Felicia. What did she say? Felicia says, she says, um, I don't regret sending K to meet up with Rich because it just confirms what I was already feeling. It's something about him. I can't put my finger on it, but I will get to the bottom of it. Girl, it's a, it's a lot to put your finger on.

36:31He's short. He ain't cute. I mean, we saw that he's the rest of you. He's always been arrested a few times too. Yes, he has since the show. Oh, really? These are these happen after the show. Okay. Do we know if she's out? That I don't know. Did she lead him to a life of crime? I wouldn't be surprised. But all this time, he thought he was going to mold her as she's one doing all the molding. So two hours later at his house, which first I was like, is this Airbnb? No, there were personal items everywhere. So this is his house. You know, I'm always I'm all in it. You can spot it at you can spot it within seconds seconds. So they talk and she says, look, you know, I've never been in a real relationship. Like you've been married. You've had a life like this is brand new to me. And when you're incarcerated, your mind can't be on the emotional stuff. You have to block it off. And you know, my feelings for you are really deeply involved

37:32and have a hard time turning it off. He goes, well, you got to you got to make your thoughts a reality. And you got to think happy thoughts and put those thoughts. I was like, you says the man who went and saw a psychic. I was like, what? And she says, are you committed to me? Are you going to come and pick me up? And he goes, I don't even know what you're talking about. She was rich. Are you in love with me? And he keeps just talking over her. It doesn't ever answer. And it's simple. Yes, I am. No, I'm not. Can you imagine this guy trying to sell you a fucking house? Oh, I forgot he's a realtor. And he goes, of course, of course, I'm in love with you. And are you going to come pick me up or you in love with me? He's like, yes, yes, yes. So at the talking head, he says, our connection is ethereal. Ethereal, is that the right word? And I just want her to come home. I just can't wait for her to be here. Then why haven't you going to go see her exactly? I don't get it. And the talking head she goes, listen, I'm the type of

38:35person who will win regardless. He needs to prove himself, you know, I'm really in love with him and I could be fooled easily. So she's basically like, okay, I'm going to get to the bottom with whatever this bullshit is. And I just feel like she's a type of person who will cut a hoe. So his life is kind of in danger. And she's from Louisiana. You're in danger. I see Italian from Louisiana. It's like, what? That says too much. That's too much. No, you cannot do anything wrong. You cannot. That's a lot. A lot. Yeah. Okay. Emily and Justin. Okay. So stupid. This was I agree. Stupid. And did you hear? Let me make sure I say this right. Okay. That Liz also has worked at the brothel and that Liz is 95% sure that's accurate.

39:35And that Liz stole Emily's sugar daddy. Okay. Well, I could see the second part, but I'm surprised about Liz working at the brothel because they were shaming her so heavily for her job. I said 95% sure that's accurate. Okay. So I'm going back through my roll of decks of what I saw. Okay. But yeah, and then they still so they like to fuck the same in. Okay. Well, unfortunately, Emily didn't get to fuck the other guy. Okay, it's 18 months until Justin's release. It doesn't happen. I don't know why I'm whispering. Okay. Because it's like it's because it's like a side thing and it's kind of like respectful. Like we're in church talking about it. I was really bad. I was just bad. Yeah. Okay. So Emily says I am getting worried that I'm just a wallet to Justin because he's in touch with that ex. And now he's asking for crypto, which I know you can get that

40:36in prison. So the only thing I could do is to meet up with his best friend Brittany who introduced us in the first place. I've never met Brittany in person. I could have sworn a couple of episodes ago. Brittany said she and Emily had she hung out with her a bunch and then decided like she wasn't cool and didn't want to hang out with her anymore. I think you might be right. When Liz and Brittany met up at that bar or whatever and they were talking. I felt like Brittany said, oh yeah, I did hang out with her. And I thought she was cool, but we're not hanging out anymore. I think you're right. I almost might go back and look that up because you've got to you've got a cruise to get ready for. I know. You've got a root canal or some other shit going on that you got to do. You're totally going to forget about that. I know, but God, I really feel like I was like this would that would be bad for continuity if they left that in where she said I've never met. We've never met in person. Okay. Again, I know. I'm expecting too much. I'm expecting too much.

41:38You really are. This is not Bravo TV. A giant burger arrives and she's called it a one pound burger, but I was like, this looks like a 15 pound burger. That was the size of a large baby. It was gross. I thought it looked delicious. I'm like, I would want to take a bite. I had that pickle on a side. Yeah. You know, take out take off the mayonnaise, take off the tomato. Oh, yeah. But it's, but it's, you know me, I would be taking selfies with it and everything. Well, I know that part, but it's not a, um, a bite. You can't, it's so if the cut it. Yeah, but then that, the point of the burger is to get all the pieces all at once. If you can't even take a bite, you got to like eat a little meat, eat a little pickle, eat a little lettuce. It's gross. Gross. There's not a human alive whose mouth opens that wide. Although with Emily's career, she may be able to feed me, see more, open it up wide and eat the whole fucking burger in one bite.

42:39That's a good point. Okay. All right. So Liz and Brittany walk in. Can we just talk about Liz's shirt? And she thought she ate. She thought she ate and I was like, girl, what are you doing? You got one boob up here. You got one boob down here. Yes, you do. I could not get over the Caddy Wampus boobs. You cannot walk into a place talking shit and your boobs are lopsided. You can't do it. Never in my life. So they walk in and Emily goes, what the hell is this ho doing here? I just don't blame her. I was just so wearing. Liz says, oh, whatever. You're trashy. And Emily goes, honey, look at you. You're at a family restaurant. I mean, here's the thing. Emily, you've worn dress that much better because she has side boob that rips off through her jeans and they both look like horse. Yeah.

43:43Yeah. And outside, Brittany says, you know, justice is my best friend. Is that like justice my best friend? Well, like we got it, girl. You're still in love with Justin. He doesn't want you. Yeah. And you put those three girls together. You're like one of these things. It's not like the other. Most definitely. You know, so Brittany goes, you know, justice is my best friend. And so I'm just going to be there for him. I'm just going to be there for him. And I wanted to bring Liz to meet Emily to try to figure out like why is he playing both sides? And Liz goes, oh, she's just another hoe. I don't give a fuck about. I was like, again, Liz, it's not hitting like you think it is. She, she wants to be, she says stupid to try to achieve any of the things she's trying to achieve in this episode. She does, she doesn't get it. She thinks this is her moment. And you blew it, Liz, you have blown the moment multiple times. And I wonder if they thought they would be on other seasons. I was going to say something. And then forget me for the thought. And then Justin messed it up.

44:48And they're just going to be happy. Or happy. Sad. So Liz tells her, look, I'm just here to confront shit. And Emily goes, okay, confront shit. And Liz goes, here's the thing. He's always been obsessed with me. The day he gets out, he's going to call me. And Emily says, keep lying, you fucking seward. And the talking head Emily goes, Justin told me that when he and Liz were together, she always wanted nice stuff. And he didn't have the money. So he had to go back to stealing things and breaking into houses to get money to buy her stuff. So it's her fault he's in there in the first place. I mean, it's just okay. He made his totally his fault. No, I can't afford that. Either you love me or you don't. Yeah. Do you want me to go back to prison? I mean, I'm not going to stay with a man who can't buy me the things that I want. But you know, Liz says, um, I have the message just to prove that he's going to call me right when he gets out. And Emily

45:50goes, okay, okay, let me see the messages. So Liz reads her some messages from yesterday. I'd be like, I'm going to need to see that. I'm going to need to get the phone. She didn't get the phone. She didn't. Okay. Because Liz was reading it. And she says, um, Justin said you were supposed to give him 6,000 and you left him down and dry. It's not the words. Um, Emily goes, okay, great. Then you go ahead and send a money then. And she goes, I did. I did. I sent him of $600. And he said that he was, you know, didn't have any money. And Emily goes, I sent him $3,000 the day before and there and Liz and Brittany booked up. That's a lie. You did not send him $3,000. That's a lie. You're just talking. Why would she make that up? She was like, it's not a lie. Yeah, she, I really, she really did do it. And then I'm like, is it a lie? None of these people are reliable. I mean, we got two bangtails and a prisoner

46:50and a girl that no God wants. I mean, it's a circle of lies. Somebody wants to just not Justin. Just not Justin. All right. So, all right. So Brittany says to Emily, listen, Justin may just be lonely in prison, which is what I think this is. But when he gets out, he's not going to put up with this shit. He won't. And she means her being a prostitute, which is interesting if Liz is also a prostitute. And Emily just starts throwing the burger at her for no reason. Liz is laughing her ass off. Liz thinks this is hilarious because she is. This is not her first food fight. No, I think also Liz, if you're going to like be pretend to acting on this show, you don't need to be laughing. You need to be like, oh, this is a serious food fight. Like, I shouldn't really be acting, but Liz just laughs. And Liz also looks like she's on something. Maybe that's why she thought it was so funny. Yeah. Outside, Liz and Brittany are standing there and Liz says, I don't know. I think Justin is

47:52probably just using both of us. There we go. Amen. Hallelujah. We're done with the whole story. We finished that. That's what it is. Yes. And Brittany says, yeah. And Emily is stupid if she keeps talking to him because he's making her look like Bobo the clown. It's okay. Now you and I have talked about Bobo the clown. And I don't know. You told me who that was, but now I've forgotten. But we also talked about Boo Boo the fool. Oh, right. And I don't know. I don't really. I don't know there's cultural references. Let me look. And I think she was meaning Boo Boo the fool, not Bobo the clown. Bobo the clown most prominently refers to Chester Eugene, Bobo Barnett, a famous American circus white face clown who performed in the 20s of the 70s with appearances on the Ed Sullivan show. And it just looks like a typical white face clown. So that's Bobo the clown. I think she

48:58really was trying to say Boo Boo the fool. You do? Yes. She is stupid. I'm going to look that up because I've forgotten what Boo Boo the fool is too. It's just you're playing the fool. Boo Boo the fool is a slang term symbolizing gullibility. Okay. What I just said. Okay. Yeah. That's what she meant. Sometimes I'm with it sometimes. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, Justin calls. Emily and of course, right right on time. And she is sort of hysterical enough to kind of not be making sense. Like she is genuinely like not acting upset. Yeah. And we don't always see that on the show. It seems like acting a lot but not here. No. It was it was real raw emotions of how she felt. Yeah. So she goes, we have big problems. That bitch just threw a one pound burger in my face. I was like, no, girl, you started. What I find to be so funny is that that's

50:01how she started off the conversation, which it should have been. This bitch just showed me all the fucking proof that you're using me and using her. But she went straight to the food fight. She's got the most important thing here. I'm covered in shit, Justin. She says, you're dumb with your friendship with her. And she had no reason to bring Liz in here. Liz was brought in here. And she proves to me that you're still talking to her and she's sending you money blah, blah, blah. She says, it looks like you're using me and Liz. Liz says the two of you have a future. And then she says, I'm evidently nothing to you. And he says, no, you're everything to me. And he goes, I was texting with Liz because you left me in a spot. I had to make something happen and I won't justify it. It was fucked up. Okay. Well, if you got 3,000 from her and 600 from Liz, you still don't have 6,000. And you also don't need $6,000 unless you have really really fucked yourself in prison. Yeah. Like, here's my thing. If you fucked yourself that hard of prison, you better start

51:05fucking in prison to make up for it. Instead of borrowing money from these girls all the time. You better ask them how they know how to do this. How they knew that. How to do that. So you can get yourself out of trouble. He goes, Emily, I love you. I'm not letting go of this relationship. I'm sorry that I'm putting you through all of this. I'll do anything to fix it because I love you. And she goes, well, I don't know what to say. Like, she is so genuinely like really distraught. Yeah. Who talking head she says, I gave up everything for this man who has done nothing but stress me out. And I'm not sure if he's worth it. I'm not sure if Justin is worth it. My fear is that if I walk away from him now, I will never know what the future holds. Huh? What? I think she's basically saying, I will never know if we could have been or not. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But, well, it doesn't. I wonder if she like breaks up with them and then, I don't know, we'll find out. Will we find out? No, we probably won't. We'll have to wait for them to do

52:07like some interview with Acordina Ambers, that that Kiki lady or something like that. Because we don't know the timeline from when they stopped doing the show to, you know, some timely death. I don't know. Next time on the season finale, oh, thanks for telling us before. Yeah. Friday. Okay. I look great. Monique tells Titus, you're going to give me a baby. And he says, why can't I talk about a baby till I get home? Well, no shit. No shit. Mm-hmm. Um, Demand says, Mumu says, I'm just trying to figure out who's going to pick me up. And Bonita is looking at her computer and she says, why are you trying to fuck with me, Demand? Now, here's what I think. Oh, shit. I think he gets out and has Gigi pick him up. And then Bonita goes, looks at the computer and sees that he's released. He's been released. Yeah. Because like, she can do that. Like, he thought maybe she wouldn't. Of course she is. Yeah, of course she is. She's like Lindsey level smart, you know. Kind of is. She's scary smart. Yeah.

53:13Now, Kaylee, now we do see this. We're going to have to see it next week. Kaylee is standing outside the prison and says, I left my son on his birthday to come and pick you up. And now I can't pick you up. Okay. So maybe his mother already picked him up and they're like, we're down with street at the Jack in the box. Come meet us. And she's like, yeah, it will be as dramatic as what they're making it seem like. I agree. Iisha talks to someone. Now, is this McCale's daughter? I couldn't quite understand this. I thought of his daughter. She says your dad has life in prison and she says, do what? So if this is his daughter and she did not know he had life in prison, unclear, unclear. Then we see Emily crying hysterically about something. Did Justin pass away? Is she just upset about? I don't know. She was crying crying. I don't know. Please don't let this man pass away while they're filming this show. It's really bad. That would be

54:18so usually when we have a death from this show, it usually happens after filming has wrapped up. We're not prepared as the professionals that we are to deal with an actual death during the filming of it. I don't I don't want that. I don't want that either. I don't want that. And then I also don't want these three women to go on whoever's that girl that does the interviews where she's once bought during the interviews, that whatever that that blogger girl, I don't want the I don't want these women to all go and that starts screaming at each other. I need. We just want answers. We just want answers. That's it. And maybe we can find a reddit. Maybe we can call this grandma. Give her a bottle of short name and she just tell us everything. That poor grandma. She's been through some shit. You can tell. Well, I am going to go back and look a couple of episodes back and I'm going to find and I'm going to find it if she says we used to hang out all the time, but now I don't hang out with her anymore. Okay. And I'm going to put it up against the cliff where she says.

55:20I've never heard of your ass. Your ass has zero time to be doing this shit, but I know I know you're going to do it because you won't be able to rest. It's really driving me crazy. It's really driving. She said we used to be friends and we were hanging out and now I don't hang out with her anymore. Y'all, she, she's not going to rest until she goes back and looks. I want to be proven right. That's what it is. I want to be right. Well, you're talking to my dumb ass, so I'm just going to assume you're always right. That's all right. I'm like, that's all right. Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Everything. I'm always going to agree. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. All right. Everybody, that's it. Make sure you are following and listening to the Libre lounge with Keisha. Yeah. And remember that on Wednesday's Keisha and how I are doing a walk into plethora rewatch. That's on the 10 dollar level. A prime and the wedding episode of Love is Blind is over there on Wednesday as well. Bails and all. And this week on Thursday's episode, I'll be out of town, but I'm going to have an interview on Thursday's episode with

56:20Kimberly Kimballi of 90 day fiance, the single life and I'm very excited. I love Kimberly and I'm excited to talk to her and that interview will be on Thursday instead of a bravo episode because I will be sailing on the high seas. But, but, but, but, hopefully not getting like roofied roofied and people putting pineapples out my door itself and getting very worried. Great concern. Have some good, she'll have some tall tails to tell if that does happen. I'll be like, she'll be like, on the 15 dollar fee, you can hear all about my cruise. I'm going to be like Lisa Renee and get roofied at the Trader's party. All right, now that's crazy. All right, everybody. I love you, me next. See you later, bye.