0143. Brandon Collins and Danny Braff

0:00Fill her up! You're listening to the gas-digital network! Well good morning! It's another wacky Wednesday here in New York City! It's me, your other boy, the International Superstar, Zach Amiko, and this is the morning zoo coming to you, lives in the gas-digital studios.

1:04It's gonna be a great day! I've got two great guests that a bunch of silly shit to talk about. From the Medium Popcorn Podcast, it's our great-sutton brand in Collins. How you doing, Doug? I'm good, I'm good. I got to hear that sultry saxophone. 80 bucks? That's in through. I love a good saxophone. 80 bucks online. The theme song was 80 bucks? The saxophone solo. The theme song was free. That is my great friend John Brennan of John Brennan in the Big Feet. He also did the theme song for Joe Bob at the Drive-In on Shutter. He's their former musical director. Now he does Ronda Sheer's Up All Night. I thought you were gonna break down how much the theme song was by. We wanted a saxophone solo and I can't remember the name of the site. He literally just put up like him humming it. It was a rush order. It would have been 50, but we needed it in like 12 hours. Okay, and yeah, fucking gas-digital-way.

2:05Yeah, and we got it and the person was very talented. Thank you. And that voice here is our friend Danny Brass. How you doing, Doug? I'm excited to be here. Thanks for having me. Thank you very much for being here. I appreciate your time. Let's not plug out of the way Danny. What do you want people to check out? I'm gonna be headlining in Philly at Claude's Common Club September 10th. And then I'm gonna be in Syracuse, New York, October 3rd, Salem, Massachusetts, October 8th and 10th and Port Smith, New Hampshire, October 9th. Very, very cool. And follow me on Instagram at Danny Brass. Please do, Mr. Collins. Yeah, I'm gonna be hosting comedians, interview experts at Kavya in New York City on September 6th. Then I'll be doing a bunch of Drum Black History tour dates starting in Philly on September 20th at the Punchline Philly. They're going to be in DC, New Orleans or Orlando Little Rock now. And of course, New York Comedy Festival. So, drumblackhg.com for those tickets. You can also follow me personally at Frodo underscore Blackins on Instagram and ThreadsBertleBlackins.com. Fantastic. Follow me on Instagram at Zach is now funny. And hey, is you haven't yet? Please check out my new half an hour special.

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4:14The music was 125 dollars. That was I think that is that on a monoguchi. Did that or is that just a stock video game music? I think it's a ladder. Okay, cool. Yeah, I can't pronounce I'm a mobile duty. Maybe the band that did the nerdest and shit. Oh, okay. Before everybody abandoned Chris Hardwick. Yeah, when all his friends were like, that's not our boy. I was forget what he got. I don't even remember what he did, but I remember he did something. It's one of those like it was like during a me too, like height of that stuff. Yeah, it sounded like he was just a real dick. Is it like similar to the Z's thing where it was like just a I think he was married and like I just did some side stuff. No, he like demand it. Like he like kind of like scheduled sex or like and he was like, you can just lay there. I think he called it star fishing. Oh wow. But it's just like he's also a comedian too. It's like he was kind of a mean guy. Yeah, but like yeah, no shit. He's a fucking he's at 80 million projects. He's probably a sociopath. Yeah.

5:16Or at least a complete narcissist. Oh, yeah. But man, his boy has left him in the dust. Everybody fucking watch their hands of him quick. Yeah. That's right. And then none of them fucking lasted and he's back. Is he back? Yeah, he's always hosted shit. Really? Yeah, he shows up all the time. He's got a bunch of he's game shows and shit. Okay. Got it. I didn't think he was that grim. An interviewer to be honest with you. Like he was one of the first ones to do it in the space. So that's interesting. He's back. But like that was more his he was always a very that's when he started. He's on single belt. I always loved like at midnight and whatnot. It was fun to just play along as a joke. I was so pretty exercise. I say I like yeah, I like to do just to get the the reps and yeah, he was I went with Mike Lawrence wants to a taping. And Chris Hardwick was the skinniest person I've ever he looked like a skeleton in a suit. Really? It was crazy health and it was like alarming. Oh, got tiny. He was. You reminded me of when I went to the David Bowie Museum and you saw David Bowie's outfits.

6:20And you're like, Oh, there was nothing to him. Oh, yeah, like it's like when I saw the bad men exhibit when I was in South by Southwest. They showed Zoey Kravitz as like cat woman. I didn't want to know how small she was and to yet she was like bone thin. It was crazy. I was more that cost. And all of a sudden his belly was on a diet of milk red peppers and cocaine for years. So that's the trick. The anti diet me. I got embarrassing embarrassing fact I procedure done yesterday. Okay, I got my skin tags removed off my neck. Oh, I had to go to the dermatologist a few weeks ago and they wanted me to get checked for skin cancer. But nine. Oh, got it. And they said, Hey, we can we can take care of these if you want. And I was like, yeah, sure. I mean, like it's going to hurt a little wasn't I figured they just cut them off. Yeah, with small scissors. Like you go home. No, they so they gave me seven shots before they like they gave you something.

7:21Do they know that you don't eat it? What? You don't need that you get people stapling you know, I needed it. Oh, really? Yeah, they gave me seven numbing shots and even with that because I didn't know they quarterized them. Oh, they burn them closed. So they it was like a little pair of razor scissors. I would say I felt half of them. But when I felt it, I felt it. Yeah. And then he had like a her assistant and it was like a little electric coil. And she burned them close. That was the mop. The first one she did was a worse than it's had to like like the spots you can get. It was alarming. Okay. Cause I the first one hurt and I with fuck. And he looked at the girl and he goes, what do you have the machine on? And she goes eight. He goes, Jesus, put it at six. Yeah. Cause I you can smell like burning. I did the bugs bunny. I was like, hmm, let's cook it. But it was weird. But I feel better. I got to tell you glad I did it. Shout out to the good people of dermatology.

8:25Mount Sinai. Very, very nice place. Mount Sinai is a great spot. I had to do a lumpy option. They took care of me. They put me up in the nicest hospital room. I didn't know they made stuff like that. Like huge big screen TV. My wife was able to order me like two full meals and shit. It was very nice. I used to go to a magic club at Mount Sinai hospital. Okay. I was a kid. I did magic. And we had our monthly meetings in a conference. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Not like that. Trickster. It's like tricks. Yeah. Not the card game. Not the card game. And we had our monthly meetings at a conference room at Mount Sinai hospital. That's one. Yeah. Okay. And would you like try out your tricks with the patients sometimes? No. Well, they were, they had like this, the children's hospital. Yeah. And we would do. They had like a close circuit TV thing that would just go out to the kids in their rooms. Oh, yeah. So we would do a show once a year for the, not they kids wouldn't come and watch it live. But it would be broadcast into their rooms. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. It's fun. Because I was like, what's the, how's that relationship work? Like what's the like payoff or like magicians meeting at this hospital?

9:26But they get free entertainment for the kids. I will. Yeah. So, but very, very nice. And then I will say, I've been to the doctor a few times in the last few weeks. And God, I love a nice black receptionist. A nice one. I had mean ones the other day. But there's to there's either the, the honey child, the real nice welcoming or what I refer to as, um, don't eat along a better rice. Where it'll be like for Jamaican ladies who are just having fun. I got it from 30 rock. Oh, yeah, yeah. What you want for lunch? Don't eat it on a bit of ice. And, and they're so nice. And they all want to see my tattoos. They're a blast. I love it. I love it. I love it. It's all to the strategy for an affair that you're waiting two hours for the seer dot dude. I went right in. Oh, you mother fuckers. I was a, I've been having a nightmare with my doctors lately. Just like, I'm like, waiting like almost an hour. I'm like, guys, like if I relate, you would be like, you've charged my insurance.

10:29And then be like, you got to be scheduled. And then like, come on. They're not even like that good. Like, because doctors are just like us. There's no medical shit. There's a lot more money. It is a lot more money. A lot more. Unless we have a drug problem. Yeah. Unless we have some demons. That's because doctors, they can go through money real quick. I don't, I've learned. I've been into a doctor in like 10 years. I just, I'm sure I have a lot wrong with me. I just, I'm scared. I really bad doctor anxiety. I have a lot of, like, I, I sweat through my clothes. Oh, really? I freak out. Yeah. I was, even yesterday and I, everyone was nice. I was dripping. You like, but the whole thing, like the form gives me anxiety. Like, even before I even see the doctor, the whole thing stinks. See, I've been like in hospitals all my life because like I had like this, I thought a later as a genetic disorder by having like a bunch of breathing issues. So I'm constantly going like to the lungs chats and like doing sinus surgeries and shit. So, you know, I don't certain point. I just like par for the course. Yeah, I just got used to it. You know, I mean, especially like needles. Like, I used to hate needles and I had so many surgeries at one point. I was like, okay, this is easy. Some of the, uh, the non-meanenos yesterday were pretty big.

11:31Yeah. And they go right in your neck. You ever have ingrown toenails? No, I have not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So they would, so they would put numbing needles shit in your toes. And that was the most painful because they're putting so much numbing liquid into such a small, you know, the pressure was fucking stunk. I remember when I got my COVID shot. It was the first time I got a shot where I'm like, I feel like, yeah, that one hurt. That one hurt. And it felt like I felt the liquid going in. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I felt like I felt the expansion. Yeah, I had to remember a shot hurting that much since like when I was a kid, I got the booster shot or some shit. Like that was, I remember that being pretty memorable. But I would say, um, nothing is bad as getting an IZ, but yesterday was pretty painful. The quarter, the quarter, the quarter, I was really struck me. Yeah. I think you'll appreciate this because your movie buff like me. So when I had my Lumbiae obviously, I was so hopped up on drugs and stuff. And they were like moving me to like my house for a room. And I told the doctor, I was like, you got pumped up the volume of this thing. I'm a football player. And I was hitting the machine and my wife is the nurse asked my wife, she's like,

12:32does he really think he's a football player? Because if he's a loosening, we got a problem. She's like, I think he's just quoting a movie and I was quoting him. He gave me some day. Because I was like, but Dennis Quay, like, his and his shoes, I'm a football player. I was, I thought that was hilarious. I thought I got to do it a real life. What I got my ankle surgery years ago, they did, you know, the countdown from 100 thing. And I think I got to 90 A. Like I didn't even get to 97. And then I was singing funky town. There's a machine for some reason sounded like, were they playing music? No, okay, because sometimes they play music. And so you go to sleep with a fucking soundtrack. No, no, I was singing funky town on the table. All right, we got a bunch of dumb. I thought you were shrek. Yeah. I had a bunch of dumb shit to look at. But I, I was having some late night Twitter arguments last night over this lady that got shot in Times Square. And I can't believe how many people responded with like, they should have subdued her.

13:35No, in Times Square, man, that all bets are off with your stabbing people. Like as soon as I saw this story, like, that makes sense. I didn't read the full detail, like, but if someone's going around Times Square stabbing people, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's basically the thing. Yeah, yeah. Like, it doesn't matter where you come from, who you are, you're getting shot. Like they're taking you out of a robocop. Now, I will say, something, when I use cell tickets in Times Square, they do sell, send the dumbest cops in Times. We call them like, yeast don't cops. Okay. If you ever see a cop take a selfie in Times Square, to like definitely send to some bitch, you're like, this is a dumb cop. Rather than Mickey Mouse's be cops. Well, they definitely had no, if they needed a stabber back, they probably got to win to Mickey or many. Oh, yeah, they're ready. They're ready for something. Someone told me, and I feel like this isn't true. I never fact checked it. But someone said that in Times Square one-tenth or, I just made up that number, but like some extremely high number of people are cops. Like just a lot of fuck. There's a shitload of cops.

14:35And I'm sure there's a lot we don't know or cop. Yeah, like they're saying the undercops. There's a lot of people. I used to work in Times Square. I mean, but that was a long time ago, since possible, like definitely because of like terrorism and stuff, it felt like that stuff was ramped up with undercover cops. But there wasn't much of a cop presence when I like be barking and stuff for the restaurant. I would say there was a lot. There was, um, we would take bats on how long it would take people to get arrested. If we saw them really acting up, when you, when you barked, was free hugs out? Free hugs. What's he was a special needs kid and he would go, Fui hugs. Oh, no, no. No, this is a poor subject. I was barking outside the restaurant. Oh, okay. Yeah. I was like in the shit. And Fui hugs would be out all the time. Oh, no. But Fui hugs, uh, didn't like to let go of the hug. And it was a lot of bottom half of the hug. If you know what I mean. And, uh, one day, one direction was at the MTV building. And there was just a line of like 12 year old girls.

15:36Oh, no. And we saw Fui hugs fucking light up. And we were like 20 minutes. Dude, he didn't make it 10. He didn't make it 10. He was inculc screaming. And with some dad going, he rubbed his generals out my daughter. Dude, have you ever got to do like a sketch college? You got to make that a sketch. Yeah. Because it's just like, it's inevitable that this is going to happen. Yeah, we just like, I'm free hugs going to jail today. Wait a minute for the moment that Fui hugs file he goes down. And he used to mostly be in Union Square. And this economy, he's now charging $10 from us. Yes. And the inflation. So I'll give you the skinny on this broad. She uses, I believe 59. Her brothers come out and said she was bipolar. Uh, she did try and kill herself. I believe in 2020 by jumping, trying to jump in front of a beach rain. Oh, interesting. Because my wife said it might have been a suicide by cop thing. What she here, she's like, when I hear things like that, that's why I think of that. And, you know, I think that as well. I mean, there's a reason it's called that.

16:36And, uh, today, her mother put out of the statement saying the cops should have restrained her. Uh, but have you seen the, I bring it up. I haven't seen the video. It's just, you know, so she got apparently she got a train stab the dude. Uh, kept walking, killed the lady. Um, uh, vice president of Bank of America just had a kid. Oh, Jesus. Uh, fucking horrible. But so this is the lady. Bit of a torta. You got to do those are two. Two. Two. Yeah, she's two nice. She's double wielding. Yeah, this is. Are we about to see a little. Uh, so they're going to try and taser. But apparently if you are chubby, it doesn't hit the muscle. So it doesn't get you. And apparently one went in there and one went in her purse. Yeah. Which is why the taser didn't work. It's what something I read.

17:36Is anyone trying to come her down? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so they're talking to her. Oh, no. Yeah, they about to let her out. So she's, she began with a whirlwind motion. Where she was spinning both knives. Yeah. And then she both put them in kind of like it was a first person shooter. Yeah, she put both knives and just ran at them. I got to tell you that suicide by cop. Yeah, that's very unfortunate that a mentally ill person had a horrible thing. It's really unfortunate that a woman was fucking murdered. Uh, and it's by the way, probably not a great day for those fucking cops. Because people don't know if you shoot somebody, they take you off. Like you're now. You have to go counseling and stuff. Yeah, you're going to counseling. Like you're, they're not having a good time either. Yeah.

18:36Uh, but the amount of people they're like, why not tackler? Why not try and trap the knife? She's got to nine. Well, it's also like it, like it's time square. That's why like, well, my wife said suicide by cop. I'm like, that kind of makes sense. It's a very public place. And there's very few places in the world. I think you could go to and start some shit and not expect to get lit up. Yes. And it's just like facts. Like if someone did this by the Eiffel Tower, they're going to get shot. Yes. Right? Like it's like, it's just expected. She wasn't doing this in front of her building. Yeah. Like if I'm outside the sphere while people are waiting in line, I just start stabbing everybody. And the cops are going to kill me. I think it is to be expected. It can be unfortunate and justified at the same time. Yeah. And I saw a very good, um, I believe Lewis might have posted it. A very good analogy, which is trying to disarm someone with a knife is like trying to take somebody down with a wet paintbrush and not get paint on you.

19:38Like you're going to tell you, I believe it's swarm a gun run from a knife. If it's if you're not a cop, because you're going to get it's most defensive for knives, knife attacks is how to cover up arteries. How to not get stabbed. Yeah. Because you're going to get fucked up. And those were big fucking kitchen knives. You got to kill the lady. Yeah. Yeah. And I got to tell you this is why slash is still work like Mike Meyer. Yes. And scream and something. A knife is fucking terrified. And you know, it's it's a high pressure. Sitch. And it's very unfortunate. And it is sad. But me, that's if you run false beat. I did. Oh, those were them. Yeah. Yeah. I did see one article that really, man, this fucking hurt my feelings. They referred to her, I believe as the waddling killer. They used the term waddling. I got it. Oh, man. Even in death.

20:38Yeah. I was going to go, even if she didn't die, then should have wanted to kill herself, because you can't read that about yourself. Yeah. The waddle. You don't want to be the waddling killer. That's not it. That's not a legacy. You want to be a lawyer. The small Dick Robert. God. The microteen is burglar. Can't catch a break. But yes, I think we get a Shannon. I know you probably feel similar early, right? Absolutely. I think like she, she was coming at them with like a lethal weapon and they used deadly force rightly, I think. I think anyone that's like a play like I would want to know where all these people are from. Like, because I think if you live in New York, you just understand. Yeah. You know, I think that that's why like for me, it's like, like you said, it's unfortunate, but also justified at the same time. Whereas if I'm in bubble fuck America, and I've never been a time square, and I'm just seeing this, I'm like, and you know, I'm just a housewife and I'm like, oh, I have nothing

21:41else to be worried about. Then I'd be like, oh, you know, there's a good, genuine people walking around. Yes. I always, I'm so, I would hate to get shot because I'm so fat. No matter where you hit me, it's center mass. But you know, very sad that really we should be RIP, this poor woman. Yes. And an unfortunate situation and, and, and me and we used to put crazy people, they, they, I don't know how I feel about them getting rid of all the mental health care, uh, facility, and, and saying assignments in the 80s. And then we still have them. They're just, they're just living places. Yeah. I mean, Reagan closed a lot of them. Yeah. I mean, like, I guess it depends on like who's managing them, who's owning them and stuff. That's where my hesitation would be, just because like my grandfather's mom, like she was in like a mental hospital for a long time. It's just basically she had epilepsy, and they just didn't know what that was or how to treat it at the time. And so like, you know, obviously that, that was decades ago.

22:44There's a lot of problems with them. Yeah. A lot of, a lot of people that should have been there and abuse and work. You know, definitely, I mean, that, that, uh, herald thing, which we talked about, they show it in the crop see documentary. Somebody snuck a camera into one and it was horrendous. The living situation was like third world beyond like, like really, I mean, I was out with like a, the fucking Hamptons. Yeah. It was, it was real dark. It was a sad, such. But then it's like, well, they're just going to be out and about. They are. Yeah. They're out and about in New York. It's like, Grinch night on a time. Yeah. And I went, poor authority, after a certain time. I mean, that's just, that's poor authority. It is. It's like that since I came here in 2002. The poor authority, after like 11 o'clock at night, looks like an open casting call for Tyler Perry's one floor of the Kuukuz nest. It is the scariest fucking people.

23:47I remember drop, I went out of date with a girl and I was dropping her back off at the poor authority. Oh no, she had to do in a jersey or something. Yeah, to go back to jersey or buzz. And a guy just walked up to us, covered in blood. His whole top of his head and he just ran and was going, ah, and I went, all right, have a good time. Bye. I left it. We never went on another day. I'm not surprised. I'm going to wear a hand train haul. I would lick the floor there. That's a good place in the world. It is pretty nice. It's so awesome. Hey guys, give her a wake up in the morning and just feel soft like your coffee is warming your hands, but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain. That's why our great friends created body brain coffee. It's not just coffee. It's coffee with purpose, specifically testosterone packed with clinically-backed ingredients like Tonkata Lee. This isn't your girlfriend's oatmeal latte. This is for men who want to get their edge back in the gym in the board room and yeah, in the bedroom too.

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25:51Wow, that's great. I'm just going to show you a little bit of a longer video, but it's part of like a news thing, but it's because they interview him after. Oh, great. Oh, he lived. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why it's a positive thing. Sorry, sorry, roomed it. This is the moment of bolts of lightning strikes a man on New York, Staten Island caught on camera. You can see the flash of light. That was a little bit. That was a little bit. It dropped me drops to the ground in agony. Incredibly, he gets back up and walks away taking shelter inside a resident's home. What's going on? Sure. Yes, we've got come. Oh, my God. This will be a rough time to find out he's a serial killer. They say lightning doesn't strike twice. I hope not. I hope not. Today's the first thing I saw was just a light flash. What it feel like? I felt like my feet. I was walking on balloons. It was really, really in pain. I mean, tingling, feeling down there. It was sensational. I never felt ever. Never mind.

26:51Pull out, dude. Talk me was treated for only minor injuries. History of survival after other lightning strikes this summer ended in tragedy with 13 fatalities recorded nationwide so far this year. On Saturday, Utah resident Steve Matheson was struck by a thunderbolt while jet skiing in Florida, killing the 41 year old father of four, according to the local sheriff. That death days after lightning and South Florida killed 31 year old Kenya Glasgow and one of her children. She says he knows how long he is. Wait, pause. His name is fuck me. By the way, getting that's what I would say. Fuck me. By the way, getting struck by lightning is the only fun thing to do in Stan Island. By the way, 13 sounds like a lot. Yeah, man. I'm like, is the world coming for us? Is lightning coming for us? Is lightning got a fucking agenda? This isn't that lightning Roy guy. They got struck by lightning. How many times did he get? You know what I'm trying to Roy Sullivan? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like he was probably doing some very lightning shit though.

27:53Yeah, that's true. He's probably hanging out. Yeah, look cheese around his neck and shit. Yeah, but 13 sounds like a lot because that's just fatality. Yeah. You don't think about it. I feel like if you get struck by lightning, you're dying. You're not like he's 13 is not that much for just death. That's probably I feel for lightning. Like I haven't heard that. It's literally called. It's like getting struck by like. Yeah, it's like when somebody wins the lottery, you're like, you know, you're more like you're going to get struck by lightning. Yeah, but more people than 12 people or 13 people get win the lottery every year. Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. That's what I was a kid. My grandma would warn me about the dumbest shit. Like it would always be she didn't quite understand the thing she was warning me about. Ed she goes Zachary when it's raining out. Don't listen to music. And I went especially hip hop. And I couldn't I tried to process it and I go why?

28:54And she was because if you get hit by lightning, the electricity will go through the headphones and melt your brain. And I was like, where did you possibly get this? Brain. And she said she read an article about someone. And I was like, so on the chance that I get struck by light. I should've was on the whatever one in a bajillion jades. And that was my other girls in the Zachary you drink your drinks too cold. And I went what? The way you put ice, you're going to make yourself sick. And I went where did you get that from? Because sometimes if I drink a cold drink, I don't feel good. That's what I'm saying. That's the terrible thing about the internet and like podcast. Yeah. She can make it like she could have a sub stack or a podcast. Yeah. I believe this shit. Oh, I do it all the time. I, I, the amount of misinformation I spread regularly because I heard a thing and repeated

29:56it. And I'm a moron. He fun. If you go to the gathering of the juglots, it starts raining. Grandma says we have to stop. I, Grandma Murray. I wouldn't want that stuff. I'm not. I got Mr. Fini from Boy Meets World. His granddaughter made a whole TikTok telling me I needed to apologize for spreading misinformation about him. Oh no, would you say, would you say, Mr. Fini? I apparently was wrong. Okay. However, and I'm just repeating a story that was told to me, which was I was at a horror con. And, but they also have like, you know, nostalgia people. So though, I think that at that one specifically, they had Mr. Fini and Mr. Belding. Next to each other. So you get them both. Yeah. And I want to say they might have even had Mr. Belding's office like set up. So you could be like in his office with him. And yeah, Mr. Fini had a book.

30:59And my friend, my wife's friend, that she had, there was another couple there with us. They went and got his autograph. And what they told me was that he had a handler who was a young woman who they thought was his granddaughter. And in the middle of his side of the autograph, he said, I want to go home. And she said just a few more hours. And they said it was the state regretted get to get. Because they felt bad. And I told that story on a show. And she went, he loves doing the conventions. You're a piece of shit. You're going to cost him business now. And how could you say that about him? This is the only time he gets to connect with his fans. I don't know yet. Yeah, there could be like a day or two like, you know, he's so old that he's like, oh, he's not a bad day. I want to like hang out with my fans and stuff like that. And then others where he's like, why am I doing this? Like, who are you? Like, you know, they just get to that age. Why would anyone want to do that? What? Just go sit at a table.

31:59I mean, I guess you know, I know you make the money. That's why you want to do it. You make you do it for the money. I mean, I think sometimes I've heard a couple, I think Kurt Russell just said on a thing that he said he would never do one. And then his son convinced him to do one. And he's like, I'm going to do them all the time. They're great because people come up to you with like, you know, oh, you know, this is me and my dad's last thing we did was watch one of your movies and it was my, it's my favorite memory. Or like, you know, I connected with it, you know, my wife said, I went to whatever movie on our first date. And it's very special to us. And every time we fuck, we think of you. Yeah. We had a ten of them are me's. Yeah. Who are just going to fucking stare you and tell you them your life story. Yeah. And creep you out. But I think you got a couple good ones too. I was at Comic Con last year, I believe. And they had stars and troopers there. So they had Caservad Deane. And he was next to Denise Richards. And Caservad Deane had no one in his line. And Denise Richards, you know, of course, was just fucking.

33:00Yeah. So long. Pull like mid 40s, early 50s dudes. Just, you know, I was just, oh, this poor little bit knows. He's the all-jet doctor. I went to the chocolate expo in New Brunswick, New Jersey. And they had the guy that played Mikey TV in Willy Wonka at a booth. But no, like it wasn't. It was the only person there. But he was charging whatever, not a single person. I was there for four hours, not a single person went up. Oh, it was so sad. Also, he's an adult now. He was a kid at the time. He's Mikey TV allegedly. Like that's the, like, he doesn't look at anything like he did as a child. And then he went to the bus. I could just say, um, Charlie Bucket, and, you know, who gives it like, I, one of the chiller theaters, I think they had almost all the Wonka kids. Yeah. And that, see, to me, if you get a group, that's the cool one. If you get like, like, the stand-out, like, they're not getting back together and stuff. Yeah. And they'll do, like, schedule the photos where you get a picture with, like, all Saturdays and whatever. Yeah. That to me is really fucking cool.

34:01Yeah, I'm trying to go to one with, like, that has, because typically, like, it's ski'd all-rich and Matthew Lillard to scream. I've been trying to go to, like, one of those, like, conventions for a while, and occasionally in that camel will pop in. That's a cool deal. Like, that's a, uh, I love about Matthew Lillard, who I'm a big fan of, and I think he's a cool dude. Yeah. He doesn't, uh, he has a rule that if he has a line, kids don't wait. Kids go to the front of the line. Yeah. Because of the tagging stuff. Yeah. And he, dude, he, like, gives him so much time. He gets down on one knee. He asks them questions, like, he rules. Yeah. Uh, he's been very nice. I saw Paul Rubens be very, very nice. Okay. Uh, he had, like, a crazy line. Uh, and he, it was a little, it's so wild how he got canceled. I just never fully recovered. Like, cause it never, he's just jerking off, guys. Well, he got twice. It was twice? So he got caught whacking it. Yeah. He got a porn author, where you're supposed to do that.

35:05But you know the renon bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, we should go back in time and give him a medal. Uh, and that's where you do that. Being really, it was because he was a sexually ambiguous person who had a kid show. And I think that he always had a sexual connotation or maybe he's gay and we don't talk about it. And that's the real reason he was taking that. That's the reason. But he got, got again later in life, uh, for having what they said was child pornography. Oh, okay. However, now devil's advocate. What it was was he was friends with God, Damien, what's his name? The principal from Ferris Bueller.

36:05Oh, yeah, that create. And he legitimately was a bad boy. Yeah. He was doing some rough stuff. And because they were friends, they could raid anyone in his circle that he had traded art with. And Paul Rubens was like a crazy, uh, memorabilia collector. He loved catch. And he would buy entire warehouses of old magazines. And he, most of them he never even got to. And he liked muscle magazines from the 20s. Okay. And 30s. And it would be like men posing. But he had like, you know, he, he had like a warehouse of magazines. And they went through every one and found like two magazines that had guys under 18.

37:07They were from like the 30s. Yeah. So you could argue he didn't know. There is an argument that he never even opened the fucking thing. Yeah. But again, hot story. Yeah. You know, we're going to take, take down another celebrity for being a pedophile. And then that was the, I feel like that broke his heart. And he never got to keep. Was that a dog? Was that after blow? Because that's like the last film I remember seeing him. Mystery man. We didn't he do the Peewees. Yeah, he did. He did it. Yeah, he did it. Yeah, he did. That was after. Yeah, because he redid the, the rocksy show. Oka on Broadway. And it was awesome. He did an LAN in New York. And that was really good. Did you ever walk that was no, I never saw. I didn't see anything after it. And I think blow came out of 2001. So I might have been after Mystery Man. And I think that's the last thing I remember seeing him. Like, you know, the only time I, I don't, I wasn't the biggest fan of Peewee. The movie freed to me out when I was a kid. But I remember him and Batman returns.

38:09He's like one of the most memorable opening scenes ever because it's so fucking dark. You just see Peewee Herman throw his kid into a river. You're like, all right. That's how it was. Wasn't he in Gotham? He was in the Oswald couple. No, I know he was, but I believe he also had a cameo in Gotham. And the show. Yeah. I, that's not watch after like season two. I was like, I don't know what the fuck is going on here. They're real quick because you're a movie guy. Yeah. The script for Peewee's big adventure is used in a lot of screenwriting classes because when him and Phil Hartman wrote it, they had never written a script before. So they bought a book on how to write a script. And they literally wrote a 90 page script that's 330 page X. That's a list. And it's just text and it's a word. And it is that way. And it is presented that way. And if you read the script for it, it is the perfect example of the how to tell a story in a screenplay. That's really interesting. So I had when I was a kid, the Peewee's HBO special, which was before the kids show when

39:16it was for grownups. And I did not know it was for grownups when I was a kid. And I knew that motherfucker by heart. I don't know if I ever saw this. It's great. Phil Hartman is in it. It's the same as the Vaughn. He was collaborating with Tim Burton at that point, right? No, this is the same before. Okay. He was in the groundlings and he had a bunch of characters. He would go on the Gong show. He was Peewee on one of those mystery date kind of shows. What a bachelor number one. He was Peewee on one of those. So Peewee was his character that took off. And it was a fake kid show. It was the same zombie, everything. But he's also got a friend named Hammy. They would Hammy sister comes over. They put mirrors on their shoes. And they're trying to put their shoes under her dress. That's true.

40:17And she looks and she goes, I'm not wearing underwear. They built go, ew. But it's fucking, it's really, really funny. And then they redid it. And they saw off it that they took that out. And they made it a little more kid friendly. They should be the opposite with Mr. Rachel. Just having her make an adult show next. Off. I think I would like that. I think I would like that. I'm just a Peewee Phil Harman, by the way. Yeah. Just for I'm glad he died. Oh no. Oh, I don't. Don't be a jerk about Phil Harman. One of the angels, baby. Because Phil Harman died, who do we, who like ascended in comedy because of that? Darryl Hammond. Okay. Impressionist. Mm. Right. I would say anybody who's like that kind of. Matt Friend. Yeah. Anybody who's like that kind of, I mean, he was so good. News radio was such a fucking underrated show. Yeah. You some watch my grandma there. That's not a new who Joe Rugga was before. Yeah. He had a pattern all that stuff.

41:18Yeah. What a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Dave Foley. Dave Foley, Robin Ternay, right? Uh huh. And Stephen Root. Oh, that's right. He was. Man, I know I just didn't root for a long time. Yeah. I used to, I used to watch that in like evening shade and chillate that like design a woman, Murphy Brown. Yeah. What if that was a fucking, but highly recommend Pee Wee at the Rock. The, the new one on Broadway is great. The old one is really awesome. Uh, yes, it is on, I believe it's on Max. That's awesome. I'll check it out. Yeah, it's really, really fun. All right. Moving on. Let's watch one more attack. Yeah, we got to. Uh. I mean, you ever watch a clip and you just hear Empire State of Mind? Because like, this is the most New York shit that could happen. Yeah. 90 year old woman attacked by stranger in Brighton Beach. Yeah, Brighton Beach is rough.

42:18Dude, this is, I mean concrete junkels. Brighton Beach is really rough. You got to see this is query. When you talk about unprovoked, you can see the woman crossing the street at Brighton Beach. Moving good for 90. Oh, right there in blue, like grabs the carriage and hits her with it. It runs off. By the way, these people are not in a rush to help her. This happened on Monday. Police say the woman. I mean, we have a little side bag, Zach, you know, wow, that's terrible. Brighton Beach Avenue. Oh, whoa. Is that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah, that's by the translation, too. That's the request, was he wearing a wah-washer? Come back. I think he was. Is from Jersey. I was going to say Billy. I think that could be a walla Draw lads. I can't tell. So what is the, what is the, you think that's just an impulsive thought. Ernie and any troops have thought. Or you're like, what if I just fucking crapped his old lady?

43:20I mean, possibly she was in his way. Yeah. Some people are just not well right now. That history. No, that's all you think they're beef. You can. Yeah. It was on site. That's all. Yeah. Maybe she was his whole teacher or something. Yeah. That's definitely possible. Like, he's like, you have to power now, Mrs. Johnson. But when I'm able to use these arms, yeah, it made me sit in the corner. You never know. I always like a, you never think about like somebody coming back from your past. Like so long, you don't even remember the slider, whatever you. You just don't like him, but you remember you don't like him, but you don't remember why. Yeah. I can see there's a few people that owe me a good fucking carriage in the side of the head. Yeah. You know what I thought? I saw a TikTok the other day that made me laugh. It was a girl going, um, did you grow up with ADHD and every once in a while your teacher would hand you an envelope to go give to another teacher across the school.

44:20That envelope had nothing in it. It's just a distraction. It was to get you out of the fucking room for five minutes and reset you so that you would come back calm because you had a little adventure and that teacher a lot of teachers have understanding that if a kid who's like kind of a lot comes in with an envelope, you go, thank you very much. And sometimes you give them an envelope to give back so that they have a task that resets them. That's where they're going. Every one of my teachers did that to me. I must have been such a pain in the ass. That's very nice. But that's good though without making the student feel like you know, single doubt. Yeah. You didn't yell at him. You didn't say, hey, fucking stop. Which is what we sort of thought. That's what they do now. I mean, my teacher's what have slant. I remember he would slam the desk if you weren't paying attention or he would throw on a racer at your head. Yeah. I had a teacher or two that did through the racer thing. Yeah. And I was like, where's the fuck you? Mr. Roberts.

45:22Senior Roberts actually is our Spanish teacher. Yeah, he threw it in a race, ran me one time. And I was like, I'm going to get you. Mr. Gilly would come up with your paying attention and he would slam his hand on your desk and scare the shit out of you. He also read the paper most of class. I like the idea of them just giving their having the student to drug deals. Just put it like you can put in the Coke. He'll bring you back the money. By the way, there were teachers that we definitely never know that there's one teacher that were ever the day the day they start. Everyone's like, we own this motherfucker. Oh, yeah, especially new teachers. Very easy. I told our computer teacher was just a dope. And we all knew that how to use the computer already. So it was literally like, you know, how to print a word document. And this guy was a fucking moron. And he just, he couldn't, my friend Sergio used to ask him to play chess every day.

46:23And he would go, fine, but you're not going to flip the board right in terms of going, no, I can't wait to begin. And he would go, fuck. I feel like I never had any permanent teachers that put a lot of substitute teachers. Yeah, yeah. I would fuck all of them. Yeah, this guy had substitute teacher energy, but he was our teacher. He looked like John Arbuckle from Garfield. Okay. So everyone was just print out pictures as John Arbuckle. That's the teacher that, that's the teacher that got shot with the wrist rocket. It's a wrist rocket. A wrist rocket is a sling shot that you clamp onto your wrist so that it's super powerful. Okay. And my friend Justin composed shot him in the back with a nickel. It didn't have a heart. So fucking bad. He knows old it. So he missed the first time and it went through the projector screen. Oh, shit. And put a hole in it and then he shot him in the back with a nickel and he just went,

47:23hmm, and we're like, he must have fucking went home with a bruise and a fucking half. Oh, that's, oh, yeah, no, that kid was a sociable. Yeah. That was my friend Justin who was one of, is he okay now? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, he looked like some of those kind of people that don't make it. He looked, I think he's got a lot of guns. Okay. He was my, so me and my friends when we were kids got arrested for stealing a golf cart from the school and they decided to make an example of us. So they charged us with Grand Fasten Berglary. Oh, shit. It was 13 of us overall. How old were you? Ninth grade, 10th grade. Maybe I think this sounds like 10th or 11th grade to me. I said, that was what I was really well. And a couple of us took it, they took it to the woods across the school. We're doing like jackass tricks and then kids stole it from them and drove it to like another

48:28area and they were fucking with it. And then everyone got arrested. Two of the kids were brothers and they flipped on everybody. It just did was such a career criminal at that point that he already had a lawyer. A 12 year ago, you got to talk to my lawyer. And so when we went to court, the principal who was a real fucking scumbag, he later got fired because he was on leave for elbow surgery and they got video of him playing tennis. He came in and he said he was on the phone with the Board of Education discussing our punishment with the judge and the lawyers stood up and went, it's 10 o'clock in the morning. The Board of Education meets at night and he got caught lying. So we wound up getting community service.

49:30And but I got suspended for a month. I had to go to a special program. And it was just me and my two friends and two kids who had brought a BB gun to school. And it was just the five of us in like, they just got suspended. Yeah, for the BB gun. No, no, they were gone for like a year. Okay. They were in that program for like a year. But I do remember because they put the three of us in that and the other 10 kids had an in-school suspension where they had to go sit in a room by themselves all day. But yeah, they tried to charge us with burglary and grand theft. And I think they said it was, they tried to claim it was worth more than $5,000. And Justin's lawyer got it taken down to trespassing and theft of a convenience, which is like if you run out of a cab without paying. All right.

50:30All right. Good for Justin's lawyer. That's why you needed a lawyer. Yeah, she had a Justin's lawyer. That's great. All right. Next thing. Now Shannon, I don't know if this guy is Indian because I do, I do, I watch this. I do recall hearing an Alala Akbar. But he's a naked man, a tax motorist. Shannon, can you play the video with Smello Vision? There we go. What the fuck, wherever What the fuck? But how long would this guy have lasted in the time camp? That's what I'm saying, like if he was doing that at a time Where he would get shot. I wouldn't home show I would go. Yeah, if he's doing all that, they were going to chew them All these guys can't take this dude. I think they don't want to touch a naked guy. That's nuts.

51:39Those were nuts, yes. An appearance. Yeah. I guess mental breakdown? No, I think he was fine. That's crazy. That sounded, I don't know if that's India, but I think that's probably the most important. It was in Jakarta. The guy filming was the one that. Yeah. So it was Jakarta. Thank you. I mean, but like, you know, that guy was pretty ripped. So he was probably like mentally, he was like, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. You know, just whacking people on the head. And had he got shot in Times Square, there would be people arguing right now they could have subdued him. I mean, yeah, everyone's fucking John Wick. Like, you know what I mean? Like, the taser would have worked on him. Yeah, yeah. They would have hit a muscle. It depends on how much cocaine he had. He'd been very true. Has you ever seen videos where people ripped the taser out? No. No, I've seen people take a lot of tasers though. Yeah. And still keep it going, which are like, don't ever it.

52:39Don't you shit yourself when you get tased? I think you can. I think it's possible. Okay. I think if you're, if you got one in the chamber, or if you got a piss, I'm sure you piss. Got it. Yeah, like I'm sure if you're cooking, like, yeah, you probably, you probably get some involuntary. Yeah. Sometimes it's fucking shoot a log out. Drop and slop when you get. All right. We're going to keep it moving. And I remember you got to heart out the more you burn. The worse, the worse. All right. I actually, I want to know this story because I don't know anything about it, Shannon. NY Bigfoot signing of Syracuse figure may have gross explanation. Okay. So I'm going to show you the bigger. Shannon's already laughing. So I know it's going to be disgusting. All right. So this is the picture. It's going to be covered in shit, isn't it? Oh, no. It's going to be covered in fucking, you got to head challenge. Oh, the dog or something. Do you, is anybody want to like take guesses?

53:42Now I kind of want to say it's a man covered in poop. Yeah. That's what we know it's going to be, man. Or a porta potty fell on home or something. Oh, is that the guy that was looking for his mountain deal in the porta potty? That was a story we did a few weeks ago. He fell in. Oh, he was, he was in there. I was, his head was popping out. Oh, hell. And they, the cops had to use the jaws of life to cut him out because he wouldn't come out. And like, what were you doing in there? He goes, I dropped my mountain do. And he was in there for hours. Oh, he was definitely trying to get shit on. Oh, good. And then he got stuck. I've met the original Bigfoot, the guy that created Bigfoot and was the original costume and took the original pictures and says it's him. And it is he, the, I don't know if he's so, he was old at the time, but he used to go to the magic club that I was saying. Oh, yeah. Look at that. They let you around like, they're like, around kids. Like, hey kids, you know, I'm an original Bigfoot.

54:42And you know what they say about Big Feet, kids. And about side I have a mental ward. And he's just walking over. He's like, whoa, magic. I, I, I am blessed to be friends with Violet Dre from insane clown posse and he's obsessed with Bigfoot. Oh, sure. And we'll stay at his house sometimes and we call it the seminar where he'll just he'll walk in and be like, you know, I got to show you guys some Bigfoot shit. And it's just he sits there and gives you like a dissertation. Like he's got audio files. But what's the weird thing about people that believe in it is this guy forget his name. He, he invented it and he goes, yes, I made it up and then people still believe. I believe whatever the footage is called, it's called named after him, right? I don't remember it. The last time we were with Joe, Violet Dre, he, he's like, think people don't realize Bigfoot's is mad curious. They didn't want to know what's going on. Like they throw shit. He's a little gay. They, they want to see you, they want to see you come out. They're, they're checking you out.

55:44And then what people don't realize that footage of Bigfoot, they got HD of that now. You know, that Bigfoot's got titties. That's a female. That's a female looking for her kid. Dude, he's fucking, he's 100% genuine dude. Who do this hours? It's the best. What does he believe other crazy stuff? That's his big one. He loves big flagless monster. He hasn't gone on that one. Okay. But he's a, he is, I mean, he's got sort like he's got sources. He brings shit up. He's got audio. He goes, you know, we got this. I got this audio Bigfoot. Yo, this motherfucker belches. I was like, what he was, he burps and shit. So she had to tell us about this. Okay. So I'm going to go back to this original picture. So what it seems like is, it seems like it's a, like a shitty resolution. And they zoomed it on this shitty resolution. When you see it zoomed out a little bit, it really just seems like it's a naked old man. Oh, good. I assumed it was a naked man shitting in lake.

56:45Yeah, it looks like it's just like he's like entering the lake. It's like very elderly man. Well, you know what? Does he have big feet? That's the question. That's certainly a question. All right. And we will probably end on this one. We'll just set it up like this. A daughter goes to visit her dad. She hasn't seen in a while. And it's not more bid. There's no like violence or anything. What? That'd be wilds. End of it. This is just a lady's, this side she's going to go visit her dad. Shannon? Don't me just to play the video. Don't me to tell you a little bit about it. You can set it up. Okay. So this woman's dad had Parkinson's disease. He had been suffering for a while. He's 75 years old. He had recently hired a nurse to take care of him. And then over the past like few weeks or so, she had heard from him less and less enough. She couldn't reach out to him for father's day. She drove.

57:45And then she went to Maryland. He lives in South Carolina. So she drove there. When she got there, she noticed the door. It was a different door. There was a ring doorbell on the door that hadn't been there before. And then she tried to climb through the window. And then the nurse who was inside talked to her through the ring doorbell. And it was like, hey, just letting you know your dad's dead. And I have to tell you a bunch of other stuff too. And then this is the video that she has. My God, he's everything is gone. Who the f**k is he, people? Imagine walking into your father's home and realizing a whole new family has moved inside. Who are these children? That's the scene Nora Rollin says she found back in June 2024 after she moved from Maryland to Conway to check on her 75 year old father, Robert. She hadn't heard from him in months. Something she says was highly unusual. My dad was always like, you know, daddy's girl type thing. So it was always me and him like throughout my whole life.

58:47And you know, we would FaceTime like every week. When she pulled into his driveway, she noticed the front door was different. And a ring doorbell camera she'd never seen. She pressed it. And Sarah Smalls, the nurse looking after her father answered. On the other side of that camera, Rollin heard news. No daughter ever wants to hear. Your dad's blackmail. The way I wanted to tell you, um, but your dad died. And there's a bunch of other stuff I have to tell you to just wait there. It turns out her father had been dead for three days. Rollin says she didn't wait and used a window they kept unlocked for emergencies to get inside. Oh my god. I go in there and I see everything is different. Like she had put up like all of these random photographs of people who we I had never seen before. The walls were painted this like God awful, like highlighter orange.

59:49Still reporting Rollin says Smalls returned to the house shortly after. But instead of getting answers, her phone captured this confrontation. Where's all of my father's things? You broke it, I freaking out. This is my house. That's your ****. This is my house. I just wanted every ****. You got to ****. Rollin says when calmly police arrived, Officer saw the deed shown the house in Smalls' name and treated her and her partner as the one's trespassing inside a home that still held her family memories. I'm like walking out of the house, like expecting them to come and like, you know, help and they put me and my partner in handcuffs immediately. I just kept saying like, I don't know what's going on. Like I don't know like this is my dad's house. Police body camera footage shows a neighbor telling officers he'd been worried for weeks about what he was seeing next door. There's a legend coming here to take care of during the day, whatever. I got you. And one day she just started moving furniture out.

1:00:50Listen to that. And she disappeared. She was only in there for a very short time. The fog was not within his wits. Right. At all. And you could have told him anything. Documents show just how quickly things change for Rollin's dad. She says all without her knowledge in March 2024. Smalls began caring for him through Griswald home care by the end of that month. He was moved into a senior living facility in April. Papers named Smalls his power of attorney on April 17th. A quick claim deed transferred his conway home to her for five dollars. The statements also show money transfers from Roberts account to Smalls' even after he died. We went to Smalls' home to ask about the deed and the power of attorney. Hi, Miss Smalls. How can I get through money? I'm Michaela Evans with WNBF news. I have a question about Mr. Rollin, your former patient. You can tell him I know. Why did you take ownership of his house without telling his only daughter? After that brief exchange, smalls called police on our crew and officers told us she did not want us on her property.

1:01:55Ori County's register of deed says his office doesn't investigate people's motives. Only whether a deed leads South Carolina's basic legal requirements. Rollin says she finally got the criminal charges dismissed. But she's still fighting to challenge the deed that gave her father's house to his nurse. She worries her father classified as a vulnerable adult with Parkinson's and a brain injury never understood what he was signing away. It's so easy for them to get taken advantage of because he was a nice man. He would never think that someone was we haven't spoken in a minute because we are fucking. I can't believe that. That's so crazy. So there's a movie with Roseman Pike. I care a lot or something like that. And it's about how older folks get exploited by home care assistance people in like since the living facilities. Especially if their loved ones are far away. And so that's the one thing like immediately I call BS on is like we talk every week. But I hadn't talked to him months.

1:02:55I was like you would go down and check on him after like one month of like not yet. It's also a bad daughter too. Like you know, it's not fully her fault, but she that's crazy. I think the few months is questionable. Yeah, but I think this lady moves the anyway. Shooching. Yeah, that's so yes. Yeah, especially once you realize because they probably didn't talk everything. Like that's the thing. Once she realized he had nobody. Yeah, nobody around. She, she maybe answered the call like when he reach out to her or vice versa. Like she's like, oh yeah, like it's easy. Apparently it's not care line to do this paperwork. All you need is a lawyer to bullshit some stuff for you and get them to sign over it. You need a notary. That's it. My grandma was living in an assisted living before she died. And her caretaker was a scutting Alex. He was a prince in Ghana allegedly. But we don't know if we believe anything that he said. And he knocked up one of the other caretakers at the assisted living place and then fled back to Ghana and never paid for the baby. It's pretty awesome. He was Ghana. All right guys, I think that is our show.

1:03:57Thank you so much for branding. I'm Danny Grapp and we'll be back this Friday for our bonus episode. Thank you for tuning in. Goodbye. Thanks for tuning in.