0142. Joe Gorman and Tim McLaughlin

0:30We're going to be a fun and fun crew. It's Zach and me going one, one morning, two. Woohoo! We're going. We're going. We're going. We're going. We're going. Well, hello, hello, hello. It's a fine and dandy Monday morning here in New York City. And we're coming to you live from the gas digital studios. It's me, your other boy, the International Superstar Zach Amiko. And thank you for tuning into my morning zoo. I'm just pleased as punch because across the table from me are two of the stalwarts of the program to dependable, funny, handsome, wonderful gentlemen. From the Super Selly Joe's podcast, it's our great friend Joe Gorman. Hey, Zach, how you doing, brother? I'm doing great. How are you, man? I am fantastic, my man. You look good. You sound good. And speaking of looking good and sounding good from, I believe, great hang is dead.

1:33It's dead, but it is resurrecting. Is that correct? We're doing a mystery science theater for old nostalgia commercials called We Love TV. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, and we're nostalgia farming for idiots. So it's a good time. But no, it's a good show. I mean, it's the perfect podcast for a couple because you don't have to look at each other. Right. I mean, great hang ended mostly because Micah didn't want to get prepared to be on camera anymore. So now she's just withering away at the home. Oh, great. We'll be sure to check that out. Actually, while we're gaping, let's do plugs. Do you want to plug anything other than the new pod? Yes, on September 29th in Indianapolis, I'm throwing myself a 40th birthday party at the white rabbit. It's going to be a multimedia extravaganza. So come out to that. It's at the white rabbit in fountain square in Indianapolis, Indiana, the greatest city in the world. And you can follow me on Instagram at hot underscore comics 69.

2:35Fantastic, Mr. Gorman. Oh my gosh. As always, you can follow me online at Joe W. Gorman on all major platforms. I also have my podcast Super Selly Joe's that I do with my good buddy, Alex Thomas Selly. And yeah, just follow me and see all my upcoming shows there. Wonderful. Find me on Instagram and Zach is not funny. Punch up that live slash Zach Amiko for all my dates. But most importantly, check out my new special guest, Digital Presents 30 minutes with Zach Amiko. And guys, thank you so much for everyone that's tuned in so far. We are creeped up on 100,000 views. Oh, yeah, dude. Zach's getting choked up. We are currently at I'm still suffering from what is known as the Jagaflu. Oh, nice. Or a bit of festival crud. Oh, it's just, it's not like solidified fego. No, no, it's breathing and dirt for it. It's breathing and dirt and herpes for four days. But yeah, we're 91,000 currently. I would love to hit 100,000. Thank you to everyone that hyped it, watched it and shared it.

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4:37Oh, I like that. I like that you're giving a voice to a POC. Thank you. I appreciate it. I was trying to do all different plays on POC that weren't me, Joseph. I could do it. All right. We're going to start with this. I thought this was just worth speaking about, especially three gentlemen like us. Absolutely. Let's figure shit out, man. A minute of culture. On TikTok, a teacher has made a fart corner in her classroom called the gas station. And it's a place for kids to go out into the corner of the room, fart and come back. And let's see it. I don't know, man. Oh, Joseph Queen. Simply come up here. Fart. This is our. This is our fart corner. If you need too far, simply come over here. Fart. Take about 10 seconds. Get your little spray going on. Go sit down. Nobody's paying attention. Nobody cares. Nobody's worried about it. This is a fart corner. This is our fart corner. If you need too far, simply come over here. Fart.

5:37Take about 10 seconds. It's a word about it. This is our. It draws more attention going to the fart corner. But it does contain the smell and then she airs all of it away. It's an interesting. It's an interesting idea. As a man of science myself, I find this interesting. As a man of farts. I walk him around the house. Yeah. Yeah. Because you got to kind of give a little air for your pants. So they kind of float out. I think you also have to just master the silent but deadly. Where it's like, oh, who did that? And then it's the case of whoever smelled to dealt it versus the deniers who are also the suppliers. Yes. I was on an airplane once. Someone. Humble break. The sky. I'm kind of an international dude. I was. I was going from Indianapolis to Kansas City. And yeah, kind of the best cities in the world. I was. I called the high roller flight. We're on money planes. Someone on the plane farted and it was horrible.

6:37And I was sitting next to this woman and she goes, did you do that? Out loud to me. A stranger. And I was like, bitch, in what world does someone do that to someone else? Like out loud. And now I was like, I think this bitch fucking did it loud ass fucking bitch. Yeah, I really, yeah, I would. I would suspect. I feel like planes. They got to be real bad. It was because it's got the recycle there in the cushy seat. You got to open a window, man. It was the emergency exit. Yeah. That's like, those people in the emergency room are really. Yeah. It's like, all right. Everyone put on the fashion seat belt sign. We're going to air out this bitch. Dude, if the if the fart was so bad that if someone's baby got sucked out with it, it was worth it. It was like the air martial has to stand up. Yeah. Like, all right, folks. But I like fully crashed out on the lady because I was like, I'm a stranger. How do you ever do that to say like it was a very weird rest of the hour? I bet. Were you in a middle seat or a window?

7:37I was in a window seat. I'm a window seat, man. So was this middle seat bitch? It was a middle seat bitch. Of course, dude. She was already in a bad mood. Oh, 100%. See, I have to say is a man of, of, of heft. Sure. Most people are going to assume it was me. Yeah. So I'm already fighting that. And on the times it is me. It's very apparent. Yeah. It's actually to himself. Sometimes you just fart so bad, like even you're disgusted. But when you're disgusted by the smell of your own fart, that's like, oh my God, somebody must be fucking suffocating right now if even. I've never been disgusted by my own fart. I've just been prouder and prouder. What did I eat? Am I dying? I've had a few. Yeah. I really got myself. Oh my God. This is like embarrassingly. I got myself on the subway years ago. I was coming home from serious exam and I'm sitting. I had my headphones on. First of all, the amount of times in my life I have farted with headphones on.

8:40And in my head, no one could hear it because I can't hear it. Right. When I'm just standing there farting. I farted with headphones on, walking to the train the other day and could hear it. And there were a lot of people around me. I was like, oh. And I was holding it. I had some bad ones and I was trying to hold it in. And I was sitting and I noticed my shoe was untied. And I raised my leg and kicked myself, need myself in the belly and farted so loud that I saw everyone do the like double-tank, the react, the physical reaction. And he's being fat in front of us. And they all, I mean, it's the fattest way to fart is to accidentally kick it out of yourself. To adjust your body to clear a passageway. And the whole everyone walked away and left me. Oh my God. Like I was homeless. Like left me on that side of the train.

9:43Except for, I then turned. There was a very, very old black man sitting right next to me. And he just looked at me and did this. Oh no, he gave me the stink wave. I got off at the next stop and waited for the next train. Damn. Anyone with like any, like any shame it all has to. My issue with the fart corner. Yes. There's no way kids are given it enough time that they're not bringing some back with them. Well, yeah, that's what I was saying earlier. I would say she should have said give it a 20 Mississippi. Also, there's no way if I was in that class. I wasn't trying to brew up a loud one. Oh, yeah, you go over there to really. To bomb off in the fart corner. Yeah, you try and disrupt the lesson from the, and then you'll what? I'm in the fart corner. Can I tell you about my greatest fart of all time? Absolutely. I mean this. I don't know if I've told it on this show before.

10:43And I apologize if I have. This is one of my true great accomplishments in life. So the night I was living in Chicago the night before we had, we bought three crave cases for three of us from White Castle, right? Oh, yeah. And we were for people that have never had what it's a, I believe I've heard one comment call it a suitcase full of farts. It's a suitcase full of farts and it's 30 White Castle cheeseburger. The fartiest. Yes. The fartiest of fast food. I had a 28, 24 of the third. Oh, shit. I mean, 20, I was very disappointed. I really thought I could get all 30 down. The next day I had to drive from like the inner city of Chicago up to Evanston, which is like an hour drive-ish with traffic. And I farted in the guy's car to the point where he had to pull the car over. And he got out of the car and he was gagging and like throwing almost throwing up. And then and he yells at me and we have a bad time because he's really mad at me for how bad my fart was.

11:46My friend, you cannot smell like that in my car. You cannot throw that much. I came to our market to avoid these kinds of smells. He's thinking Americans. I can't forgive you until they send me motherfucker. So we get up. By the way, it's not Indians that have the worst smelling when you get a ride share. Yeah. Is anything that is kimchi-based? Oh yeah. Those are the ones that like you really got a fucking house trouble. Please go ahead. So we do this shoot all day. I'm able to fart because we're like filming outside and I can like walk away. I'm taking the blue line back. I get a call on my phone and it got in kind of chilly. The guy calls me. He goes, your fart was stuck in the air. And when I turned the air on, it came back out of my car and a woman threw up. And I think, did you know this man or he just had your number? He was my roommate. Oh, okay. Yeah. I know this is a car service. No, no, this was me and my roommate drove up to Eliston.

12:47Oh, then it's all good. And a girl threw up from my reciprocal fart that stayed in his air. I'm on the train going, yeah! That was the proudest I've ever been to myself. That's a main. A perfectly preserved scent. Yeah. That was active after the fact. That's amazing. Not only incredible. Was that great? Yeah. You ruined White Castle for two people. It's true. And Michael won't let me get it now. And it's like five blocks from my house. Oh, that's insane. I know. It sucks. White Castle is on my band list. Uh, Mrs. Miko's home. My top two are, uh, uh, White Castle. Mm-hmm. And, uh, Parogies. Oh, Parogies. I think it's the onion content. Maybe. Well, the, yeah, the onions in the White Castle are like truly incredible. Yeah. Have you ever had White Manna? No, what's that? White Manna is the actual, I get it was like a world's fair built restaurant in Jersey

13:50that White Castle's already fast food version of. You bring up the White Manna, uh, uh, uh, boys. So it's like some kind of steamed meat. Yeah. I'm sorry, boy and girl, I forgot Jorge wasn't in their eye apologies. But it's the, the White Castle burger to onion taste with the mustard is like one of my favorite tastes in the world. Now, how do you feel about the frozen White Castle that you microwave? If I, if I got some good mustard with them, I think they're pretty, I'm a mustard heavy manageable. I think they're pretty good. I think they're good, but you got to add another pickle from home. Okay. Maybe I'll try that. That's a good hack. Yeah. Uh, thank you. So we were shooting one of the show movies where I was a lady. Oh, oh, damn. I had shapewear on. Yeah. To, uh, suck me in and give me an hourglass figure. Ooh. And for breakfast that day, I had had four White castles and black coffee. Good. Oh my God. That's that way. And I was ripping up that.

14:54Sintin' full dread just farting. And like, is there a thing? Can bring up a video right now. I wanted to see how good it is. You can keep the unit hard after that. That was mine. I had to go to Lane Bryant and bought it myself. I get a, I get a text from Lane Bryant at 9 a.m. every day for five years now. Because of the discount they gave me. They made me join a club. Yeah. They'd save me like 50 bucks, but I've got a text on them every, I literally, I get a text at 9 a.m. every day. Oh, it's Lane Bryant. Uh, I like that. I like the idea that you tried to return it. And they're like, I'm sorry, we don't take streaks in our returns. Well, it was like a body suit. It was like a full body suit that went on under my clothes. Yeah, that'll pay for itself though. Yeah, sure. Oh yeah. Yeah, no, I got it, I got through it. I ripped the crotch out of it like the second or the last day. But other than that, it did its job. Nice. I had to get measured for it. I stood in Lane Bryant and they were like, they were like three ladies measuring me with tape. Nice. I think you want one on each side.

15:55And the one girl, young girl. I'm going to serve air. The young girl. I like your tattoos. Those are the shit. And the manager goes, Jennifer, you do not say the S word. We are not in target. Yeah. I like how targets low rent to lay here. Here's a little white man actor for you. Look at this. This looks great. So this is go to drunk food. If you're where I grew up, this looks fucking great. Yeah, it's just a big circle counter. And you sit at the grill. Nice. And it's made to order, but you get your food in like a minute. I bet. Damn. And they're just, it's one guy. I've seen him. He's just been behind that counter as long as I remember. Yeah. That looks awesome. Damn. And I think it's like they do like that and fries and a couple little things. But it's like one of those tiny menus. It is poy-ficked. Oh, a well made burger is there's nothing quite like it.

16:55Oh, yeah, especially like when you smash it down and it has like that nice Chris look at it. Look how impressed you boys are with this. I'm blown the fuck away. I'm fucking. This is better than porn. I'm I'm salivating brother. I know. We got it. Let's get a couple. Let's get some white. Let's get a white castle order. Yeah. Whatever my good doesn't know. Don't know. Don't watch the pod, baby. Close your eyes. It'll hurt her. It'll hurt her. It'll hurt her pretty good. She'll leave me. And this the only thing keeping me alive is her money. Yeah. I had a very embarrassing. I was in music class and maybe third grade. And I snarded. Sneez far. Ooh. And the girl sitting behind me. Just because names are funny. Malary Lanquere. Okay. And I snused and bent over my sneeze and farted right out the back. It was one of those chairs where my ass was completely out. Yeah, when they have the little holes in them. And she shot her chair back about eight feet and screamed Zach farted.

17:59Damn. Damn. Brutal. Brutal. As a child, that's life ending. Oh, dude. It was. It was atrocious. But I was, but the thing is, if you're me and you're a little fat, nerd, if you fart, it's embarrassing. Yeah. But if you're a cool kid or a jock and you farted, funny as far. Dude, every standardized test I took from I want to say second grade through senior year, there's a guy named Gus Pajorjos. It was a football player. Coolest guy I've ever heard of. And he farted during every single standardized that leg up, silent room fart. It killed consistently. Yeah, name a cooler thing to do. It was, and it was so funny. It was funny the first time. And it was funny when we were getting ready for college. Yeah. That was, I was in high school in California on September 11th, 2001.

19:01And our English teacher was like, we don't know what's going on right now, but let's just have a moment of silence right now just to require reflection. And Justin Stockman ripped a huge fart. 9-11 farted? 9-11. Like, you doing a bad, or it's really happened? No, I did hand to God like this happened in like this raster, like that was incredibly inappropriate, incredibly inappropriate. It was, and it was like, it was the time. Yeah, but if we keep our farts in, then the terrorists win. Exactly. Exactly. That's like a t-shirt. If those, if those, if those New Yorkers are brave enough to breathe in that asbestos, we can breathe in Justin's farts for a little while. They were calling them Osama bin farting. I think this is even before the second tower fell because we're on that's minor life on it. Yeah. A man farts in California. Yeah. And a controlled demolition happens in New York City. Yes, you'll can't meet, can't melt, fucking tight underpants. Yeah. It was the reverberations. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

20:01I think, I think it all is to these. I got it. I got lightheaded. That was awesome. I like Zach. I feel bad about your snart because she's like Zach farted, but you're also like, uh, I also sneeze. Yeah. God bless you. No bless you. A little gizentite for the kid. It was just a sneak. You can always think like the sneeze will hopefully overpower the sound of, of the fart. Yeah. It's never the case. Damn. I feel like a fraud now. Justin has the greatest fart I've ever heard of. That was the, that was like, I think America's going to be all right. I think we're all going to be okay after all this. I feel like you could almost judge where you are in life by your fire. I remember the first time I farted and I went, it smells like one of my dad's farts. Oh. And it was after working all day in the sun doing like a construction job. I just came home and ripped one and I went, that's exactly what my dad's fart smells. And I'm like, I'm getting old. Yeah. The fart is like the perfect joke.

21:02Like it's just like, I, the day Farts aren't funny, that sucks. You're getting old. You're getting out of touch. Like you can never be a tea. I don't. Young man, what is the meaning of this? Do you think doing a funny thing is funny? I don't think they're ever not funny. I think people, I think people who act like Farts aren't funny are just being const on purpose. I cropped us did a best buy. Yes. I was on a date. I thought we were walking her out of best buy and I was an aisle ahead of her. And I would go where, I knew she was going next. And I was cutting. It's a, it might have been cheese steak Farts, another onion food. Yep. And I did not know that a large black woman had also gotten to the trajectory. And she just started screaming. It is a crime. Oh, child. Oh. One time I was out of the... Who dokey there. Who dokey. Oh, hell no. I was dating a girl who lived outside of Pittsburgh. Okay. So I would take a bus once or once or every month or two. If you're the smelliest motherfucker on a bus, you are fucked up.

22:04And I remember as the bus was leaving Pittsburgh, somebody before the bus took off, took a shit. Oh, no. That means they got on the bus to shit, which is very rude. No. Whenever people get on an airplane and go on the bathroom before the plane takes off, I'm like, You're bad at planning. Yeah. And this person stunk up the bus so bad that a woman, another large black woman, stood up with Fabriz that she took out of her bag and started spraying the whole bus. And when the person got off the out of the bathroom, she screamed, you nasty. I love that. I'll tell you this, black people smell incredible. And they keep, but they keep good smelling things on them at a very regular basis. And it's helpful to all, if I can be woke for a second, I think it's helpful for the entire world. Yeah, we should really start carrying in poopery. Yeah, they got poopery. They got hot sauce.

23:04What else do they have? What else do they got in that? What else do they got in that? How else you got in that bag? Well, Hillary Clinton's hot sauce. Hillary Clinton's black? Yeah. I voted for Joe Biden. I'm fucking blacked off. I have explained all the murders. Yeah. Man. Damn, dude. That is what I'm going to say. That's like the best thing to, it's such a nice blanket statement, too. You get on the train. All right, someone fucking farted. Who fucking farted? Judge, clean a Martialina. Do you ever fart? No. Occasionally. Is it maybe when you're hungover? I ain't feeling bad for your ass because you don't know how to do the drinking. Is it out to you that we fight fart so far, they don't say, Quina? You love fucking weirdo. Damn. You seem angry. You don't even understand me right now. I'm so motherfucking pissed. Oh shit. You guys. But you still are your attractiveness, right?

24:04You want to suck it and make me feel better? No, I fucking don't. What the hell? I'm gonna shit. I'll watch you stuff your face with ice cream, but I ain't fucking you. I ain't feeling bad for your ass. But even after all those farts? I ain't feeling bad for your ass. What would be funnier than fart, Shannon? Oh, look, he's making him suck his own dick. Damn. I really abused this machine. And that's what technology is meant to do. Hey, morning, zoo fans. The weight is over. Football is here. And so is draft kings. Draft kings is now live in all 50 states. One app, every sport, all 50 states. New Draft King customers, sign up with my code. Zie Miko, Z-A-M-I-C-O, spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days, includes all markets. That's code Z-A-M-I-C-O in partnership with Draft Kings.

25:06The crown is yours. Let's get back into the show. All right, what else do we got here? You know, it's a boys day. Oh, yeah. Just boys being boys. We're just chilling, man. We're waiting for our ladies. Yes. For people that are fans of the show or just know me in general. I like big cartoonish asses. Oh, sure. Who was that? Just real ridiculous ones. We've got two different things I want to talk about. One, I don't know if this is like a costume with a character, an art piece. I think it might be one of the people that like takes pictures with tourists. But this, what is the race of the avatars? Oh, like the James Cameron's avatar. Yeah, yeah. Like, Navi. Navi. There's a Navi walking around that I think could be noted. Oh, fuck. Damn, that'd be a stupid thing. Oh, damn, dude. Okay. You're going to take over a part of that. Are you fucking kidding me?

26:06Oh, shit. What's your problem? Who are you doing? What you don't like to call it? Clubs? That's funny. Look at this fucking death by snoo snoo bitch. Damn it. What a rump. Damn it. Yeah. That's pretty incredible. She got a lot of leg with that rump too. It's not like a stocky tortification of the... No, no, no. That's a big woman. Yeah. What do you think she's probably good? That's at least six one. I'd say six two, six three. She got the big heels on, so I'm trying not to go to two knots. By the way, all three of our tricks would be discussed with us right now. Oh, absolutely. Is that what you like? No. I'm banning her from this episode. She's not allowed to watch. Micah would be like, damn bitch, look at that fucking ass. I'd get a big. Is that what you like? Is that really? That's what you watch on Instagram? You're going to the movies and beating off to fire an ice or whatever it is.

27:09And the other, so I don't know how true this is. So please forgive me if I'm bringing fake news to the show. But my girl, Gracie Bond, has posted a video of her doing mocap and she claims she is in GTA 6. Oh shit. Interesting. So I looked that up for me, Gracie Bond, GTA 6, she posted a video of her character as well as her doing the mocap. And I got to tell you, looks like a fun day at the office. So have you heard about the GTA 6 leaks? Oh yeah. And how they're connected to the leaker, it's connected them to their crypto coin. It's all crypto shit. Yeah. And they've made at least like $50,000 off the leaks so far. I thought he dipped out after a little bit. He made like his money and then he was kind of like a pump and dump. Oh, he's already dumped. Yeah, I think he's already dumped. Oh, speaking of big asses, he's already dumped.

28:10I believe from what I've read, it seems like a lot of work that's not the game. It seems like you've got to eat, you've got to work out. Shit, I don't want to, it's like, I don't want to work out in real life. I'm not going to work out in the game. I just want to fucking kill people. I want to kill cops. I want to run over people. You've got to maintain your relationship with your partner. I don't want to do that shit. I don't want to play as a girl. What the hell? Yeah. You've got to apologize for acting a fool. Yeah, you have to maintain your relationship because they're your partner and all your missions. No way, man. I'm sorry, I called you crazy and told you to calm down is what you have to write in GTA 6. I believe it's going to be like that. But I'm doing crazy. What? Oh, yes, I know this lady. Yeah. I mean, this lady's insane. I saw an ass like this the other day in the city was incredible. Uh-oh, wait a minute. This video uses AI. There was a guy.

29:10I didn't say it's not happening. I mean, it might, maybe. I think this video is going to be like that. It's hard to believe anything anymore. I just, that body's dead. I just want to fucking kill people on GTA. I just like, I don't want, I don't know. Dude, if I pull up, if I'm playing GTA and I see here all the side of the street, I am forgetting my mission. Yeah. Yeah. I hope you can bang prostitutes in this new one because like I think, then they get rid of that in five. I don't know. I've never played the game game. I've always just gone around and gotten as many stars as I can. That's, I mean, that's how you play it. That's how you fucking play it. That's how they created the character Trevor in GTA 5 because he's a psychopath and he's the one that just kills everyone. And then you have like Michael who's like the ex gangster and he's, you know, it's like that's like a traditional GTA. Same with like Franklin, like they have like nutritional, but with Trevor, it's just like you want to fucking kill people. And now it's true. It's true, baby. Speak on the exact, well, do you guys, wasn't there sex scenes in one of them that they cut and they found a hot coffee, hot coffee in San Andreas?

30:15You can remember this? No. Can you guys look that up the hot coffee? So basically I guess there had been a version of the game where you can have a sex scene and they cut it, but it was still in the files. And somebody modded it. Like a kid found it just like how Trump's still in the files and we haven't even seen any of these. And that's enough of that. That's what got. I believe San Andreas like put under shelves and shit so that people kids couldn't buy it. Yeah, it was like a rumor and then that rumor turned out to be true. And that's why like and then in GTA 4 they reference that were. Nico's like maybe it's like to get some hot coffee sometime. They're like, okay, but like they never show it. And that's the one you want to see. You can have like a whole dating sim in that shit. Do we have the hot coffee? I'm like the least informed GTA guy I think of all time. You fuck with GTA at all? I've played it, but I'm not like deep into it. I'm gonna get GTA 6. Everyone's gonna get GTA 6.

31:16I'll be honest with you. I still just play vice city. Vice City's probably it has some of the best music. That's why I like it so much. It's something about driving around listening to that good 80s music. Oh, it's a lot. And then I bought the because I'm an idiot. I bought the remastered one for the switch. And I'm trying to play it. I'm going this looks like shit. It's not the same. Like nobody would like crop out or like you would see through the background. Things would clip out. And I'm going why is that it was the mobile version of the game that they remastered for switch. What the fuck? So it was the one you could play on your phone and they sold it for 60 bucks. What a fucking shitty cash grab. Like come on. It's like you don't rock star. You don't have the money to have like a proper remaster. A good remaster would have flown off the shelves. And then as a Owen A nerd at the time because last fall from rock star used to be on all the time. All the opian Anthony guys were small characters in one of them.

32:18And that was fucking hilarious. I think Anthony on the gun store. That makes sense. No blacks allowed it says out front. And Norton was something everybody was in it. And Sam was in it. Erock was in it. Norton was a John on the street. He might have been. In GTA 4 you can go to a comedy club and cat Williams does a set. And it's all like based on Liberty City is like all these women in Liberty City need to wash their ass. There's like all sorts of what you Jervais is doing. And there you can watch him do all this. Oh yes everyone here in Liberty City. You're in Liberty City. You is. Oh you thought that huh? Sounds like God is dead here in Liberty City. I'm sorry I'm a bunch of idiots to believe in God here in Liberty City. And now 30 minutes of street jokes. Because English comedy is not as advanced as we think. Which is sound smart way too. 30 minutes of street jokes Jimmy Carr comes up.

33:18He's like not without me. All right do we have it? Here we go. This is coffee. Coffee baby. Whoa. That's the best way to have sex. Do the fucking hole in your pants. Damn. I love the bad fellow's poster. And he has a GTA. I'm gonna fight city. I spit it back on him. Yeah. Yeah. You fucked all your style too. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's an excitement meter. That's awesome. Damn I'm getting worked up dude. That's back when rock star was rock star. It's got a quarter moon. L shift change position. Push up and down and rhythm. There should have been a pull out option. Yeah. Yeah. You come inside. You come inside to get an extra life. Oh. No you lose one. Oh no you lose money every month. Yeah. That's just cool. That's just cool. That was cool. That was cool. Maybe I should get into Santa Dress again. The first time you figured out you could kill the hooker. Oh my god. I gave you money back.

34:18Yeah. My Cuban grab was it. My Cuban grandma had it. Oh. Perfect. Yes. Nice. I think I do think Santa Andreas was probably like the best GTA. Obviously. Yeah. My Cuban grandma would watch when Stern was on what was on UPN. I thought it was on E. It was on E. Yes. Yes. Yeah. But before that, the channel 5 show. No. Excuse me. It was shot at UPN. Oh. Okay. Like you were at every single day. We saw it. Oh my god. Do you know what they held us certain day yesterday? Am I who'll go. Why are you watching it? If you hear it she goes, I just click and they come on. Which means she watched it every day. And she brought up GTA. I think around when Vice City came out and she's like, I see on the news.

35:22I think it's a good thing to see this game. The game is that you kill the prostitute. Oh yeah. And I tried to, I was like, well, no, you can. Yeah. But it's like an open like you can walk up to anybody. No. The game I'm talking about. They make you kill the prostitute. He's the game. It's a game. Hooker hunter. Which by the way, you guys know that like Atari had ex-rated games. Yeah. That wasn't Leezer Schoo Larry the first. One of the first on Atari or was that a Nintendo game? I think Leezer Schoo Larry was PC. Okay. Yeah, there was Custer's last stand or something like that. But that was because you killed so many, you scowl so many Native Americans, right? No, the whole game is American. You're a cowboy with a boner. Okay. And then there's a Native American woman tied to a pole. And you're dodging arrows. And if you reach her, you fucker. Damn. There's another one where it's a bunch of dudes jerking off off a roof and you're a chicken. That's the catch all the commoner mouth.

36:23And there's another version that would ladies with their tits over the roof squirt and milk. And you got a catch. Oh, yeah. Interesting. But that was like a whole like, because I think this is, this is when anybody could make games for a system. Like it wasn't like, like Nintendo exclusive. The Nintendo seal of approval. This is an authorized Nintendo game. Yeah, there would be like third party games that came out for that. And there was a whole like genre. That's why you got to get the steam deck now. Oh, I'm all about the steam deck, babe. Now you can get unauthorized, horrible steam deck. I'm a, do you ever play a postal? Oh, yeah. My mom like told me I wasn't allowed to play leisure suit Larry seven. Sure. The one I really wanted to play with, I had the good graphics and the good titties. And I couldn't play postal. So as a teenage boy, like those are the, it's like, damn, I want to fucking be an active shooter. And I want to fucking bang beautiful women with disproportionate size titties and hips. Like this isn't right. I wasn't allowed to play conquerors bad for. Oh, yeah. That one was like, well, I was able to get away with that because it's like, oh, they made banjo kazooie.

37:25You know, of course, it's an, it was an Nintendo game too. So like they would never assume. But all the passwords were hilarious. Yeah. The passwords were like beef curtains. And most underrated multiplayer. It was a good. I was an EN64 game. Conquerors bad for a day. The bad, they had one that was like a death batch, but it was all like cute teddy bears. Yeah, that's right. And they had one that was a heist. That was like reservoir dogs. Yeah, that ship. And yeah, you were like weasels in that one. Yeah, I got that on Xbox. They have it on there. So yes, they do. They have the Konami collection. Yeah, yeah. I got it through the rare collection. And then they also. That's what I meant. Yeah, they have, and that also gives you golden eye, which is fucking awesome. And I want to say, one of them, I got, I had battle toads. They had battle toads and perfect dark. They have like the, that's probably like one of the best games on Xbox is the rare collection. Can you guys, so I just don't game hard enough. You got him, and the most fucked up game. My friend, I had a friend James, who was a Puerto Rican kid from Bayon.

38:28This is Lewis's kid. Yeah, different James. And James had bright blue kid in play here. Oh, nice. And was an absolute sociopath. And he showed us a game called ethnic cleansing. Oh, my God. And it was a white supremacist record label released it. And it's a first person shooter. Oh, okay. I thought this was going to be like a shower thing. You take different races in the shower, get them all clean. No, no, no. Oh, it's like the power washing game. You washing for their white. Yeah. Nice little ethnic cleansing point. Can you try and look that up for me? And you're literally running through the streets, shooting different minorities, and they make very funny sounds. Oh, I bet they do. And then the final level is you get to the underground bank.

39:31Uh-oh. And it's all acidic juice. Oh, my God. Come on. And then the game and then the guy who made the game after the juice popped out of their tunnels was like, told you, I told you they're in tunnels under the ground. That was a good look. That are Ninja Ninja turtles. Is this a kosha pizza? No tip. We got Donatelloids. Raphael Skie. Raphael Berg. Did you guys find the game I was talking about? It might have been racial cleansing. It's gonna really fuck up their algorithm looking up these games. This is fucking Shannon's fucking little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many times I told Shannon to look up something horrible and it was already clicked. Did you guys find anything? Oh, it's still looking. Maybe 20 more seconds. No, Rob. I remember my friend showed it to us and it was because you had to write in for it.

40:34Oh, it was like out of the back of like a daily storm or whatever. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you could buy like a screwdriver record. This game because my friends used to sign each other up for the newsletter. And have it set to their hat. Like you said to somebody's house smart. I used to do that to my buddy Crabbs. I had signed up for every single newsletter and one day he goes, stop signing me up for it, stop. I get so much mail. Sign them up for everything. That's such an easy little. It's a great fun little prank. And it wears on them over time. So it's not an instant reaction. But eventually they're getting like 40 things a week. And it just, it's a huge pain in the ass. And you get like it's first it's like that little like, oh, I got some mail. And then it's like, oh, fuck. Better, I might start doing that too. Oh, here we go. Oh, this looks fucking epic cleansing or racial cleansing. Like little.

41:35Ethnic cleansing. Oh, you're trying to look like a suck my dick or die. You're gonna get a little sand. This is cool. This looks like golden eye. The versatility at openness. That gaming has always had. It's like a regular fucking review. Yeah, it's pretty good. Overall level design is adequate. The angry gamer or whatever. The race war has begun. The racist video game there. That's tight. The African American people in the game when you shoot at the Minky noises. Oh, yikes. It is the most offensive thing. And I just think about me and my friends. Oh, sitting out my friends PC. Here we go. Yeah, like the PCs you could just like play whatever. Oh, no, I still have money left on my food stamps. I kind of want to see what suck my dick or die is to be honest with you. Fucking absolutely. I hope it's her first person.

42:36I hope it's like night trap. Yeah. They have they they still got some good horny games out there. Everyone's have you ever played dispatch? No, what is that? That's like a superhero. It's sort of like have you played any of the tail tail games? Yeah, yeah. Which is a decision based. So it's like that. Guys that did like the walking dead in the Batman tail tail series. But it's like superhero based. But then they have like a big ass Amazonian devil woman you can fuck or in like the next next door girl you can fuck. And it's very graphic. So I'm saving that one for a trip on the old steam deck. I was surprised how much fucking was in the less Sims that might my chick plays. So you like hop in bed and like you see like I think she puts the mods on them. No, that's how you have a baby. Oh, nice. But like they usually just like do like a little like I mean I remember like get under the covers and you see like Pumpen. Yeah, they see her like move around. I remember Sims 2 they did that too. But I haven't played it but the new boulders gate. Oh, that's a very horny game. You get you get to suck and fuck around in that one. You can fuck a bear.

43:36Like not like a fucking big gay guy but like an actual like do that transforms into a grizzly bear. Okay. Very horny. Now, okay. So if a man consents by transforming into a bear, does that take away all moral problems with having sex with an animal? Yeah, it can solve about sentiency and consent. Yeah, okay. Because I can still talk and shit too. Right. So it's like it's different. So I feel like by that logic you could probably have sex with a gorilla that knows sign language. Okay. So I think that's the only thing they actually know. Like not unlike Coco the gorilla which didn't actually do sign language. It's just like repeat shit. It was all a marketing scam. Well, the soko was horny as hell. Well, she killed kittens too. Joe's my lawyer. Yeah, I have a simple Southern boy here but I believe of the animal. Yeah. When a man and a gorilla find each other in nature. Didn't she like squeeze Robin Williams nipples or bunch of screen? Well, she would squeeze everyone's nipples apparently and that was like the thing like there.

44:37Handler was like you got a letter fucking Melchia like a cow. Wow. They're all about that shit. I don't mess with gorillas. That's all this. Cautionized. Right. Rise of the planet of the eight. Oh my god. Careful. That's a documentary. Rise of the planet of the nips. Did you find Second Dicker die? It's very difficult to find. It is on a list of band games where we cannot find the actual game. But is there an explanation of what it is? No, but there's an exclamation point in the title and it's called the guide game. Cool. But there was a lawsuit with Coco. Did you guys know about that? With like the two former caretakers alleged they were pressured to bear their breasts for the animal. Okay, what are they going to what are they going to sue Coco for bananas? Yeah, a million like Donkey Kong. It's like all the bananas. Are they going to be the ones who are going to be the most popular? What are they going to sue Coco for bananas? Yes, like Donkey Kong. It's like all the bananas. I'm sorry. Are your lawyers the minions? Anyways, I'm on today guys. I can't help it. I would assume Coco has a well-dressed monkey lawyer.

45:40Like three pieces of solid, exactly, southern lawyer. Like a little glasses, rest on the brim of their big nose. I like to imagine it's an orangutan. I always think they're the smartest little. They are the smartest of the gr- Especially when they have the big ass fucking cheekbones going out. I apparently just win their horny. Really? When those cheek go out when they're horny and then once they fucking nut, it's like a peacock showing off. And then once they nut, they go back to regular. Really? Yeah. I'm the same way. I've been horny for like seven years. I really got to get a nut off for my head'll shrink again. Oh, damn. Damn, I should be a zoologist. Yeah, you should do. You should be a monkey fucked up. Yeah. It's like, well, love lines back, but only for primates. Hello, Joe Gordon. Joe Gorman, MD, monkey fucked up. L-M-F-D, monkey fucked up. So my... My man been trained bananas with another woman. I was just wondering how to get him excited again.

46:41I feel like ever since people stopped watching us in captivity, the spock is gone. Have you tried beating on your chest to establish dominance? Try incorporating a tireswing into your lovemaking. Oh, I like that. So, Zai, we have a little more information on that. Oh, please. There we go. So, here you go. So, suck my dick or die is a Japanese hen-tined visual novel with a focus on non-sexual sex. Ah, jeez. The player takes on the role of one or two protagonists, a young man who serves as a butler for a wealthy villageman, or a military lieutenant who abuses his authority to rape women. The game has a choice-based system where the events of the game unfold differently, depending on the player's decisions. Okay. J-Japan's nuts, man. Japan, for every fucking metal gear that they push out, there's a couple of head ties where it's like, what to fool your rape a woman? I like how it's a choice-based system when there's also a lot of... I like the idea of a bad ending.

47:41Yeah, the choice is only yours. Yeah. It's a no-choice system for the women. Oh, oh. Oh, that's lucky. That's suck my dick or die. That's from liquid 2020. That is like more recent than I thought. I thought it was going to be a little more pixelated. Also, this guy copyrighted that. Yeah. Don't throw a rocket to my head tie game. Without the explicit permission. Dude, that's a great plot for grandma's boy too. It's their back. Yeah, Bobby League to come in and he's got a hand tie game. They're all addicted to it. Yeah. Mel yourself that idea, Zach. You got to lock that down. It's been long enough for what's his name to come back, right? Alan Cover. No, no, no, Alan Cover didn't really. Wasn't it Peter Dante that got canceled? He got canceled for it. Peter Dante, I believe, dropped a hard R&B album. We've all said that. We've been in the, we've been in the news on a magazine article saying, God, I wish Buzz Lightyear could say it.

48:44I wish if I was Buzz Lightyear on the Toy Story movies, I could say it. It's like my favorite Tim Allen thing ever. He's like, why can't I say it? I want to say it. I don't want to say it. And then they're like, here, come back for five more Buzz Lightyear movies. Buzz! Goddamn. But all it shows are on Fox. So it does make sense. Yeah. Yeah. And then we did. I tried watching one and they had him meet himself from home improved. Oh, I saw that man. It was like, it was like man of the house. Something like that. Yeah. And then it's like, it crosses over and he's like, oh, yeah, all my kids are grown up. Yeah. Yeah. My one kid started a restaurant in L.A. and then raped a woman. My sons are. Yeah. But whatever one I watched was the one cat dandings was on. Yeah. Yeah. I will watch anything with sweet, sweet cat.

49:44Yeah. Talk about that. Suck my dick or die with that. So we were just we were talking about this in my group chat after Dolly Parton passed away. I feel like Dolly Parton and Pamela Anderson are first ballot Mount Rushmore of tits. Ooh. Yeah. And that, but a lot of people were saying cat dennings and I just don't know if she's up there for the Mount Rushmore. I think she's on the my mount Rushmore. Yeah. Pull up the cat dennings leaked photos. Please. There. Do not start jorken it on the board. No, here we are. 10 minutes too late for that request. I would argue the highlight of the happening. Yeah. Besides, uh, man, the safe freed sucking the dick. That was pretty good. Okay. I did not see how about a little Jennifer Lawrence before she got all old in her late 20s. Yeah. That was disgusting when she did that. What a day. What a dumb bitch. What a day that was. Bri Larson on there. Possibly. Yeah. She was. She's got incredible tits and good enough tits to make you ever forgive her for calling everyone racist and sexist all the time for not seeing her bad movie.

50:50Yeah, keep keep calling me that. Damn. I'm about to. I'm edging right now. Um, I will play cat dennings on my personal mount Rushmore. I don't know if she goes on. So high. So high. So high. So high. I think we all agreed was on the actual mount Rushmore. Yeah. Yeah. And then we needed one more. I think I have one. Mariah Carey was working her way. She has a nice little overall body. I think I have one and it's a very old timing one. Mm hmm. Gene Mansfield. Also. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Almost. And she smiling and so feel orange like, Oh, f**king bitch. So feel around breast envy all over the place in that photo. Also, Jane Mansfield. Uh, member of. Uh, the Satanic Church. Oh, sick. Just like me. Oh, very nice. There it is. Yeah, there she is. And that's before you had heavy hangers like a little nip hanging out there too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

51:50Oh, yeah. That's a good piece of business. Olivia Benson's mom. That's right. Yeah. Very, very nice. Mariska Hargote. You know, I thought Mariska, like I thought Mariska Hargote was a rape baby in real life because she played one on special victims unit. And I'm like, damn, I can't believe like that's crazy. I'm like, no, it's like she's actually just a consensual baby. I'm like, well, that's kind of kills the boner. Joe, Joe goes in the bathroom and cries for 10 minutes. What was the, what was the one with Richard Bowser? S.V. Yeah. I auditioned for S.V. as a kid. Oh, really? And maybe one of my biggest bomb auditions I've ever had. I had to be retarded. I'd like to be the guy that is like, oh, he definitely raped the person. He was actually not. But like, it's like, but I do something else that's illegal. So I still have to go to jail. And my, my retarded was, I wasn't taking active classes. So I just went in and did, did the hand to the chest? I did the like, look at the floor, hit yourself kind of like.

52:52Oh, wow. And I stunk. I wonder what episode that was for. I've seen them all. I love that show. It's fucking incredible. It's awesome. I bomb that one and I bombed another audition where I was a Nickelodeon thing. And I had to be Australian. And I lost the accent halfway through the monologue and was southerned by the end. And they're like, you want to try that again? And I'm like, nope. God, what a dream it would have been to be watched. Because me and Mike could just watch us for you. And if we start, we started me a small retarded Zach. I've been the greatest night of my life. Yeah, I really fudge that one up. Dude, when I see my friends in stuff, like, you know, all of our friends are in stuff constantly. It always took. I feel like S.V.U. Every comic was an S.V.U. For like, tangy like, bar, Bobby. Everybody would just show up as like a random like jogger, like, guy at a dock.

53:53It's going on here. And Bobby Kelly is a young hot Bobby Kelly. He's a skinny Bobby Kelly in S.V.U. So it took a second. I go, is that fucking hot Bobby Kelly in there? It was. It was a gorgeous Bobby Kelly. There she is. Look at that. I mean, come on. I mean, it's nice. Look at that. Somebody just posted a picture of her now. And she is phenomenal. Yeah, she's aged like fine. And she married the Andrew W.K. She is. She is. That was like out of nowhere too. Damn. God bless her. Those are those are top tiered. She has an obligation to let us look at that. I like that. To the best wet T-shirt contest participants, you can get in through WK. Yeah, there you go. It's a Rodic because we weren't meant to see that. And she never gave us consent to look at that. Yeah. I like that. So in many ways, we're living our own little anti game right now. Show me your boobs are all be really bummed. Yeah. I remember how everyone when the fap ending happened was like, if you look at that, you're a rapist. I go, rap, rap, rap, rap. Well, for a penny and for a pound.

54:54If you take a mood. Yeah. Part of the contract is the excitement. That this might get shown to somebody else. And it's like, as no matter how bad you don't want anyone else to see it. You are now trusting that person. Now that is part of the social contract and the excitement of sending to them as opposed to just showing them on your phone. And it's like, it's like you should only take nude. You're proud of. Like, oh, I feel awful. I'm not going to take a nude. But it's like, damn, somebody's got to see this. All right. I've never done that. Come on. I've only take weird naked photos where it's like kind of odd. Like I put a toilet paper roll on my hog once. And I go, is anybody need to go to the bathroom? And I showed it to a bunch of people at an open mic. Nice. I've got, I've got one of me covered in Reese's rappers naked holding a heart shaped dumb, dumb, damn.

55:58I have a couple of real rough ones out there. But I've leaked them by sight. Like I've put them in the live chat. Sure. Sure. Sure. I mean, also, if you want to see Zach naked, just go to Skankfest in here. Or go on Tubi. I should show me naked on TV here. That was a hell of a birthday party, man. That was a good birthday. That was a fun one. Cedric, the entertainer ain't got a special on Tubi, but you can see Zach naked on there. Yeah, a couple times. My favorite thing when Cat Williams was like, said with the entertainer ain't even on Tubi, y'all. That's the best days I've ever heard. I do. I do. Do you guys think Lutikris was who took his space in the, in the, uh, the elite? Oh, uh, it's said with the entertainer. No, Cat. Is that what he says? Cat, he didn't put it quite together. But he said he was offered. I believe 10 movie, a 10 movie franchise, and it was something like however many million dollars a movie,

56:59guaranteed success for life, but he had to cut his hair. And it was right when Lutikris cut his hair and did fast and furious. Oh, that's interesting. I also, as much as I love Cat Williams, don't believe a fucking thing he says. No. I was like, he's a fat-cle of the ill. He fights children. Yeah, I was about to say I also think the thing that kept him out was maybe losing a fight to a child. Like, I think you're, there's no win there. You beat the fuck out of a 12 year old. Or you lose, but it's not good. Yeah, it wasn't lose loose. All right, what else do you, okay? I think it's a better look to win though. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. You get me like, I lost control. I should never have done that. Yeah. I could have killed that kid. I should, you know, here's a fun one. Hey guys, give her wake up in the morning and just feel soft. Like your coffee's warming your hands, but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain. That's why our great friends created body brain coffee. It's not just coffee. It's coffee with purpose, specifically testosterone.

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59:01Power your day, fuel your drive. Let's get back into the show. I guess this would be considered in the end versus uh oh. Hahahaha. Indian's buses. Uh this is I think Indian people being mad at a tractor? Uh oh. Is the tractor full of deodorant? I do not like AI. So let's let's let's take a look. There's so many sticks there. Oh yeah. What is the? What's going on here? It says 156 light, 156,000 likes.

1:00:05Wait. Let's go. They're fighting each other now. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Hey he's alright. Oh wow. Give me that stick. You're out of the game. What the fuck is going on here? This is what happens when you can't afford a piñata. What the heck is going on? Wait a minute. If you're here, who's working the call center? If you're here, who's scamming my grandma out of a $50 target gift card? I mean no wonder these guys when they try and steal cigarettes from these guys get a fucking good old stick to the dome. Yeah. Is there any clarification in the comments of what's happening? Yeah.

1:01:05Is there anything in the comments or all the comments not in English? Yeah. I must have been angry about something. Yeah. I seem like there was somebody who was miffed. Yeah. Take it easy. Is there anything in the comments in English? No, just a lot of puns. Don't bring a stick to a tractor fight. No information on it. Yeah. You only stick to get on that. Is a stick at the other end. There we go. Okay, Zach, he's doing it. Alright, we're going to end on this shirtless man grinding on moving Jeep roof. Okay. And there's also a Tesla involved. This is actually from GTA 6. Bwap, bwap, bwap, bwap, bwap, bwap. Oh, and he's got like the... Oh my god. Wait.

1:02:05What the fuck? Oh, we don't have footage of it. Oh, well that person's fucking dead. Oh, here we go. Here we go. That was a 75 mile per hour. Oh, look at that. Collision with a Tesla. And that guy, so that guy on the top is now dead. I had imagined, yeah, he did not turn back into a werewolf. Because he was the censored guy that they were showing. I think he was the censored guy over to the side because that looked like where he was. Any time you see it get censored like I saw one today, and these cops have to be fucked. It was a black guy with his hands up. And a cop pushed him and he brains himself on the curb. And they blur it the second he hits, which makes me think... That his brains came out. That his brains came out. Yikes. Oh my god. That's horrible. Micah saw guys brains once. Oh, how was that? Is that like she dates you now? Yeah, she's that... She said my ugly face is the only thing that takes her away from that.

1:03:05So... So, but the the the Jeep that the guy was kind of homosexualy grinding on had like a big 1976 flag. Yeah, it had like the... In the back. Oh, gee. Yeah. The OG flag. And then he hit one of our greatest Patriots cars. Yes. How did Micah see someone's brains? Guy jumped off a building. Oh, landed right on her. Was he a fan? Yeah. You're gonna want me to hit it? Yeah. You can Micah! Shame on! I want to go get her an award. It was it's an odd video. It's all on screen. Yes. It's disturbing for everybody. And also I want to say, as much as we do big photo Indians getting hit by trains, a governor somebody almost got hit by one like yesterday. Here they were giving a speech and he was just a just clipped them and it knocked his sign

1:04:09over that he was standing next to. Whoa! That's tight. And had they gotten that on film, I might have had to retire. He was here. It was just a regular dude. It was a guy here in New York. I don't know here in New York, but I'm man in America. Is it like... Oh, so it wasn't like a Metro North train or something. It goes by fire. Oh! Damn. And I need it. It was... The Assella. As some old men would say a cunt hair away. Wow! That would be crazy. You guys want to try and find that real quick? Yeah, I'll end on that. I kind of want to see a guy turning to pink mist from like a 300 mile an hour train. I mean, I don't really want to see that. I hope my death doesn't delay anyone's commute. Oh. My brother-in-law was a subway cop. And his first day, somebody jumped in front of the train. And they said they handed him an industrial-sized thing of evidence bags. And like, you know, like the grabber on a stick.

1:05:14Oh, my God. And they said, just whatever is a piece has to go in an evidence bag. And he said it was an all day. I bet it was. That sucks. You just got a... My buddy was on a train when a guy threw himself in front of it. And he had to walk past it. And he's like, they kept yelling, look at the wall. Don't look down. I look right down. It's all the... I splatter. Oh, God! I know I would look to him. I have to see a dead body. I've only seen him in like funerals and shit. Let me see a fucking body organically. I do have... Well, there was that lady that got mushed across the street from the Union Square Regal. Oh. And people were walking through it. Oh, you got to get to here. Oh, they're phones. And they were like step and they was like... In this... She was a streak. Like, yeah, where are you saying? I have a thought in my brain a lot when I... Because, you know, you want to be a hero in your mind. But it's like someone tries to throw themself in front of the train and I grab them and I pull them back.

1:06:14And I go, you're not fucking up anyone's commute today. And hang yourself at your home. Ruined it just for your family, you fucking... Did you guys find anything with this guy almost getting hit by the train? Yes, we did find the video. We're pulling it up right now. Fantastic. And we're going to end on that. Thank you so much to our friends in the booth. Pulling double duty today. Thank you guys so much for your hard work. This is Democratic Senator Blumenthal. Oh, shit. Doring a train saves the... That was trash. Okay, that is... I think that's from... Look how close that is, dude. I think Blumenthal's from Vermont. If I'm... I could be wrong. Yeah. That was almost a very funny video. It's... He wasn't... I guess he was like a little close. Oh, yeah, he was pretty close. He was on like the... I mean, like I've walked on that yellow fucking strip, too. Yeah, that's fucking close. Blumenthal's one of those guys that's always like...

1:07:15Did Joe Biden win the 2020 election? He's always asking that question over. And people are like, well, he was certified. Well... Well, shout out. Blumenthal lives another day. Thank Christ. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Thank you to my wonderful guest, Joe Garmin and Tim Glofflin. And we will be back on Wednesday here on the morning zoo, huh? The fun's begun no sleep in it. Newness morning time to him. Pop the pay go, jugging down. Just like the favorite cookies found. Grab a car way and join the crew. It's a Camille Goof-Walk morning, too. It's a Camille Goof-Walk morning, too.