0097. Sabrina Piper and Damien Speranza

0:00Fill her up. You're listening to The Gas Digital Network. We're coming and join the crew. It's Zach Amigo World War Mournets soon. Welcome! Welcome. Welcome. Thank you. We'll be coming. Hello Gas Digital fans. It's your other boy, the international superstar. to the morning zoo. It's a fine Monday here at the guest digital studios. I

1:03want to sincerely thank Trooper Shannon after hours and hours of travel issues. Still got her beautiful self here today. I know that was a big sacrifice and it shows how hard of a work you are and how much you mean to all of us here at the studio. Thank you Shannon. Thank you, thank you Zach. I wouldn't miss your show. You're very, very kind. Across the table from me to very funny talented people from that's hot with Sabrina Piper. It's our good friend Sabrina Piper. How are you? I'm well. How are you? I'm great. You look beautiful. Thank you. You look radiant as well. Thank you. And another beautiful person right next to her. It's Damien Sparance. How you doing, dog? You're so sweet, Zach. Thank you. That made my day. Oh, thank you guys for being here. Let's knock plugs right out of the way. Damien, what are you going to people to check out my friend? I got some road dates coming up, man. Just check out my website Damien Sparanza.com. See all the days. Good take. It's come on, see me. Sounds great Sabrina. I have no idea anymore. Who knows? Just follow me on everything. Funny girl with tits. Very fun. Instagram Zach is not funny.

2:06Punch up that live slash Zach Amiko for all my dates. Had a great time at Little Fields and Brooklyn on Friday with Todd Barry. Thank you to those of you that came out to that. Got stuff coming up between now and most importantly my special May the 23rd in Austin, Texas, the Creek in the cave. Myself and Tim butterly 7pm and 9pm. Take a trip now on the Creek in the cave website. And we got some other stuff sprinkled in there as well. Most importantly, if you love the show, head on over to gasdigital.com today. Use my promo code ZOOZOO. And you get your episodes early. Add free and uncensored. You get the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas digital shows. Get interact with the live chat. And most importantly, you get to watch our Friday bonus episode. We do three of these a week. And if you want to watch the Friday one, it's only for subscribers. But regardless of how you consume the program, thank you so much. All right guys, we have got maybe the moment that has set me to back. God. Are

3:14you aware of what happened? Probably not. So in which part, in which regard, at which industry, in which where, in which street? Rebel Wilson's PR team, oh boy, had a conversation week. And some are interpreting it as an attempted character assassination piece. Now Rebel Wilson, very, very vocal against Sasha Baron Cohen, saying a few years ago, once you did one of his movies, he asked her to put his finger in her ass in his ass, her finger in his ass. It sounds odd brand though, if you've ever seen it. And then they released the raw footage of him asking to which he said, you're squeezing my ass too hard. You almost put your finger in my ass. Oh, so not okay. Yeah, that's a little different. And anyway, so she's apparently in some type of battle, Shannon, and please

4:16correct me as I move forward as a producer of a movie she worked on. Yes, as a producer. I don't know if you the, let's see, the Amanda ghost is who they're going after. Do you want me to play the audio? Yes, so this is her PR team. I believe also the same team who has worked with the few other famous cases. I have a question. Amanda Ghost, is that the, is that the PR person? No, I believe that's the producer. Oh, that's the producer. Okay. Is that co-producer on Wilson's film The Deb? Oh, also talked about Rebel. Like, here's the, here's the deal with Rebel. And I think you, me and, um, and Brian and maybe Katie, sensual, right, this thing. What we have to do is we, the biggest piece here is that we have to connect Amanda Ghost with Wotnik. And I, I was just like, so basically what we need

5:21to do is we need to create a path where we expose Amanda Ghost, Amanda Ghost is like the new Heidi flies. Like she, she mass grades as a, the reason why she sucks so bad at music is because she's actually getting hookers for Wotnik, right? And that's what she does. She's a, she's a, she's an absolute madam. And that's why she's so lethal, blah, blah, blah. But that's, he's right. Like, we can't just do like, oh, she's a bitch. She sucks. It's like, it's got to be really, really heavy and connected to something that heavy. It's wild. So I mean, you, to not, I, I get getting through a meeting. But what you're saying, we're going to expose, we're going to create a net with, now some people are saying that these might be facts. And they're trying to figure out their strategy. But the way he said that she's a madam and this and they goes, and blah, blah, blah, makes it sound like we'll fill in that part later. Yeah. Your imagination run wild, put whatever you want in there and just have

6:21it sound good. Yeah. But I also think that I feel like this meeting is exact and I have not a political person, but I feel like this is a politics. It's just taken from the political sphere now into entertainment. It's the same shit. They just come up with narratives. They try to frame things in certain ways to make them sound essentially it does sound that they're like, all right, how do we weaponize right the cultural zeitgeist? So this, I just want to say real quick. So this guy, Jed Wallace is the guy that we heard. He's the head of her public, okay, crisis public relations firm. And so what I'm thinking is that maybe these two already had a fight or maybe the movie is coming out that or something and she's trying to get out ahead of it by going after this. Yeah, that's I believe exactly that she's having major disagreements with the producer of this movie. So they're trying to get ahead of it and villainize this person. It's not my fault. It wasn't just she made it, you know, she's a bad person. Yeah, forget about the movie being shitty. She's just a bad person. Let's not talk about the movie. Right. And it's just now, obviously, these people can't do PR ever again. Oh, no, I have so much to say.

7:25I'm going to be real. I have so much to say. Let me first say, first of all, the madam, I knew that was coming. That's why I sat back and I waited. Everyone's throwing that word around. They're flinging it, flinging it, flinging it now all because of the Epstein files. That's it. It's just because these emails came out. People loved to throw in ladies of London this past week, the new, the new thing that just came out. They're saying one of them is a madam. Not that many people can be madams. And if they are, they're coming here to make money off of it. Also, I don't think they're bad people. I think a madam is good people. But it also has nothing to do with it. I mean, no offense to rebel Wilson. But like, I don't think she's going to be anyone's madam. People can't even take her seriously as an actor. And that's what she claims to be. So, so this is probably above all of our age ranges. But like, when Heidi Fleiss was a big thing in the news, the Hollywood madam, she was almost like a cool tabloid story. Yeah. Like, she's in my favorite music video of all time, freak of the week, featuring Ron Jeremy, where they bum rush

8:30celebrities and try to get them to sing the chorus of the song. And Heidi Fleiss is one of them. Like, it's just the right. But it's it's great. It's like, John Wayne Bob, it does the freak grandpa monster does the freak. And she's like in it, like partying at I know her. She was a very, she was like, she her, I believe she was a famous madam. And I believe her black book got leaked. I was going to say, didn't they make a movie about it? Yeah. Yeah. They made a movie. Yeah. Her black book got leaked at a bunch of celebrities who were using her services. God exposed. Yeah. There she is. Hey, look at Elaine's cousin. Yeah. Look at that jaw. But now, I guess, the idea of being a madam is more because like, exactly now the idea is that it's like, it's lame. Oh, yeah. Because now, like, like you said, with the Epstein files, everybody's associating with like younger, impressionable people use buzzwords. They're obsessed with buzzwords. I don't even know if it's political or if it's much as they want to be martyrs and they want to be like leaders, they want to be looked at. It's like, oh, they're making a movement, a change or something. And it's like, what

9:32are you burying? What are you burying behind it? Just for as progressive as she is, I remember a different rebel Wilson. I remember a rebel Wilson in a little film called painting game. Oh, yeah, where the entire joke is that the black guy makes a million, a billions of dollars and wants to fuck her. Yep. That is a plot point in the movie. First of all, painting game. Listen, I, I love my fast and my furious. I will see anything. I love, I love shutting down. I love turning my brain off my list on dumb movie, painting game. On the outside, you go, well, it's Mark Wahlberg and the rock, juiced to what limits of human people. Not, yeah, not humans like horse, whatever. Yeah, not human muscle

10:33growth. And you go, Oh, it's a bodybuilding movie. No, it is a heist movie. Right. A dumb heist, where Mark Wahlberg and the rock kidnapped Tony Shaloube and hide him in a dildo factory. And the rock hosts a community safety meeting while on cocaine. Remember, it is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in a film. And the whole joke with the black guy in the movie is no matter how rich he gets, he still wants fat weight, pussy. I will say with rebel Wilson, it's kind of like the Jonah Hill thing. They got famous for being this one character in this one way. And then both of them are like, well, no, I just want to shed all this weight and try a different approach. And then things just don't work out as well. Oh, but Jonah's talented. Well, it's a big head. He's got a big, weird head ecotistically. As a man with a lot, I need to stay above a certain weight. So I don't tip. So everything's just yeah,

11:35proportionate. I think it's as we've seen him because he's a moose in grandma's boy. Yeah, you like, you forgot. In the grandma's boy commentary, I think Nick Swartz is like, Jonah gained 80 pounds to this role. Like just as a joke. Right. And then it's that like, I feel like him and Wolf of Wall Street is probably what his body is supposed to be like. Yeah, totally. Yeah, he's not a thin shredded guy. He's just not a surfer. He doesn't know surf life. Yeah. Yeah, he's. So I guess, but I do, if we're going to talk about rebel Wilson and Shannon, we might have to cut this. Can you please bring up rebel Wilson's song in the cats movie? When I tell you, this is my, it's, this is going to feel like an acid flashback. It's that you've never done acid. I saw cats the movie with my lovely wife. And we decided to get the highest we've ever been to

12:36see a movie. Because I don't know if you're familiar with the show cats. It is plotless. Yes. It is the royal rumble of musicals. Everyone comes out says, this is who I am. And there's a winner at the end. Yeah. Some songs mixed in. Yeah. So when they made the movie, they realized there's no protagonist in the play. So they added a character. Who's the main character? Nice. That you just follow this one cat around. Okay. Now we had a hot boxed our bathroom and taken edibles. I live two blocks from a movie theater. Halfway there, my wife turned to me in the middle of the street and said, why are all these people in our lobby? Nice. We made it into the film. It's awesome. There was five other people there. We were the only two that wanted ended. Awesome. At one point, I stood up during the movie

13:39and went really because I couldn't believe it was still happening. My wife had to play with her phone the whole time because she was afraid she got lost in another dimension. Nice. Because of how bad this movie, this movie was this director's apparently dream. Yeah. At no point, do they confirm or even try to exhibit how big the fucking cats are supposed to be? Sometimes there's giant furniture. Sometimes they're people sized. At no point, is there any continuity in how big these fucking cats are? And so now it starts off heavy. The jowl cats song really feels like you're getting invaded. I'm going deep cats here today, guys. And now we're going to get Rebel Wilson, who I'm pretty sure her and who's the fat British late night host? Oh, God. The one at the singing karaoke in

14:45the car. He's also in it. Throughout the last third of the movie, it just cuts to them having like cat one liners that are not in the play. I'm pretty sure they had to do reshoots and go, this is unwatchable. We need to add like 20 minutes of jokes, which sounds like a nightmare. Then we have to Rebel Wilson. Already, you're going to my unassured. We saw the unfinished version, the first version of the CGI. The hands weren't right. Some people said they're wedding rings on. Nice. Now this is Rebel Wilson. She's the Gumbycat, right? Yes. Dude, drink it in.

15:48Now, there's going to be a number of alarming things that happen here. Done to be? She gets killed because I would be okay with that. I think they gave her an ass. Now these are mice. Way too small compared to the cat. A thousand percent. Look at their tiny heads, too. Now, I don't understand the perspective here. But now it's going to get so much weirder. She's winded. Oh, yeah, that's the joke. I'm actually mad at you, Zach, for having this be part of today's show. I'm upset that

16:51we have to sit through this. I concur. Oh, this isn't even touching the surface. I don't want this to touch anything. Zach, can you forward to it and she takes her skin off? She won't. We can take this video off. Oh, wait. So hold on. These are roaches with children's faces. Is this what's like to be on drugs? Yes. She's now eating roaches with children's faces.

17:56She's ripped her skin off and had another outfit under her skin. And her skin underneath is bedazzled. It's like a vajazzling. Now it's a birthday cake full of roaches with children's faces. She is ripped her skin off. This is a nightmare. This is awful. Are you paid to see this? I've seen this three times. Why three times? Because I watched it in the theaters once, once at my house, and another, I made somebody else watch this. You just like to hurt yourself. It's really what this comes down to. Oh, my God. That's a whole mood. Stapling of the eyes. Stapling of the eyes. Shannon, next time, if he's going to put something like this on, don't ask me to come down here to do this. I was not told beforehand. This is, and it's so sad. Can I have a cry angle for next time?

18:59Because poor Ian McKellen is in it. And he's really trying to be a cat. He's like drinking milk out of a sauce. He's putting in the work. And every dude, uh, uh, fuck who's the sexy black guy everybody loves. They thought he was going to be doing it. He's just Alba. He, that's why I think it's hot. Just looks like a naked werewolf. He, they ended out his cock's mark, but he just looks like a naked werewolf. The whole movie. I would have rather seen that. Yeah. Every single part of it is, it's every single thing that could be wrong is wrong. You could tell from that five minutes or it felt like a half hour fucking. I think that was probably two minutes and 45 seconds. That was one song out of like 15. That was awful. Hey guys, real quick. You ever wake up in the morning and just feel soft like your coffee is warming your hands, but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain. Well, that's why they created body brain coffee. It's not just coffee. It's coffee with purpose specifically testosterone packed with clinically backed ingredients.

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21:12So when you think of Rebel Wilson, don't think about this suit. Think about her ripping her skin off and eating children roaches. You ruined it for me because in my mind, I picture the pitch perfect Rebel Wilson. That's what I have all the time of my mind. And now I'm going to see that. Don't be cap, baby. Did you like the pitch perfect? I enjoyed all those movies. All of yeah, I'm not, yeah, I'm not too much of a man to say I enjoy the pitch perfect. All right. Let's do the cup challenge. There's nothing. I used to get that shit down. Nothing wrong with it. I do not. If you asked me if I had a gun to my head and I had a list of perfect scripts, mean girls is going on there. Yes. Yeah, it's a fair fair assessment. Perfect movie. As far as like narrative. Yeah, perfect movie. So there's none. I don't, I don't believe in gendering art. Well, no, it was just because pitch perfect is like. God, say it. What are you trying to say? Let's discuss. I think the fan Amy was not funny. That's it. I mean, we're talking about movie for which one.

22:13That was rubber Wilson's character versions. I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying they milked it for like 14 movies. I mean, girls is a perfect script. And hey, I'm a woman. That's coming from me. I'm not not knocking women's movies and Tina Fey wrote the screenplay for mean girls. 1010. So I was this is a little off topic, but I had done a run of shows in Alaska recently. Once a Glenn Allen Alaska. And they run that. So that town has no government. They are like the, the guy told me like we're the last free town in this country. So they basically run their town like mean girls. If they don't like you, they just run you out of the town. They either ignore you during the snowstorms and don't help you because out there they get like three feet of snow at a clip. And he's just like, yeah, we'll just let you starve. He's like, we won't help you if we don't think you should be here. You guys, I think I should move. It's crazy. You have to look at it. The ratio of women to men in Alaska is crazy. Right. Oh, yeah. There was one woman up front that like after show came up to me. She's like, thank you. I needed to laugh. It's been a rough week. And her friend was like, oh, yeah, she had like to put three restraining orders on guys in the last like three months just because she's probably the most attractive person in that town.

23:21So she's just getting costly hit on. I'm not moving. So I want to say four men to every woman. Oh, wow, wow. There was a got the very funny girl comics used to have a line about living in Alaska and the punch line was the odds are good, but the goods are odd. Yeah, it's rough. There was a there was a guy at the table of like three guys that were all clearly like late 40s early 50s and all their wives were like early 30s late 20s. That's because the picking is so I guess bad out there that the age gap doesn't even issue because you're just trying to find someone well that I think a lot of the guys have crazy dangerous job like you move out there and you're probably working eight months since. Yeah, but they're going on those boats. The shows were I mean the people if you ever get to go up there man, they really are like it's so much fun. They don't get offended by shit. All they care about is like. They want to show you their state like oh yeah come up come see our state but then get the fuck out like they don't want the lower 48 to like stay they just want to show you how pretty it is and send you back home.

24:23Yeah, I went as a kid I would love to go as a grown up. I just remember how blue the water was. Oh yeah, gorgeous to see all of it. Yeah, I get a cruise when I was a kid. I'm from class. I'm from I've been a multiple childhood cruises. Are you kidding me? That's my mom's dream with money. She's still a cruise to Alaska's her dream. I heard it's the cruiser. I mean I was really pretty. I love that like your life started like cruises around Alaska. Now it's gangfest in New Orleans. It's like you've really gone complete 180. We did yeah, we did cruise and I was kid those are those were. I like relaxing vacation. I unfortunately my family is of the let's plan a million things. If I'm on vacation and you schedule something I have to wake up at 6 a.m. 4. I'm going to fucking kill you. Yeah, I get it. I hate it. I just had vacation just took my kids on a cruise and it's like my friends are like oh you must be so rested from the cruise I'm like no you have kids on like any kind of vacation they just want to go all day long.

25:26Which line Royal Caribbean. Okay, they don't have the that's carnival. It has the Guy Fieri burgers. Yeah, carnival is just the Bronx on the water. Oh boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the the Guy Fieri burger station. I mean a pinnacle of white trash society. I know this for me. Yeah, when I did ship rocked with Big J Big J goes meet me for the guy and I was just J standing in front of Guy Fieri silhouette. It looked like who's that Pokemon? And dude, it was the best. The only thing is they have to burn the shit out of everything because they don't want people getting the poops. Yeah, I want to burn the shit out of the sheets on those boats too. I was just watching another cruise. They was not surprisingly a brawl on a cruise. But it was something. Oh, yes, it was nevermind. I swear it wasn't a brawl. Oh, no, it was my bad. These cruises bit of a departure. I watched the video of two janitors getting a rat outside of a call out of a call trying to like sweep a rat out the door. Yeah, what was this fucking name? No, I'm just kidding.

26:37Buddy. It's the, it looks like a fucking copy bar. If this thing was in gas digital, I think we would just let him have a show. Look at the fucking size of this thing. Jesus, sorry, automatic. You're going to see perspective of how big he is compared to that. And listen, I'm not picking this fucking thing up. No, also it's black. I'm black. Now I'm blocking this. I think this was in my apartment. I was just leaving. Yeah, sure. This is beating up anybody's cat.

27:38He's catching. He said on such a cute way. There he is. I would not recover from this emotionally. I'm not recovering now. Wait until you see the fucking honk. That's a possum. Jesus Christ. Look at him go. Oh my. Oh my. Look at him go. Get the fuck out of here. I'll tell you what. That's the biggest round I've ever seen. Yeah, you think the BBC of the rack community right there. Man, I just want a crumb. I just want a little something. Jesus. My, my ex, my ex wife got two rats when my kids is pets. That's why she's your ex. Yeah, yeah. They would. She's like, we go on vacation. You're going to watch them. Nope. No, ding that.

28:42Keep those things over there. I, I rats sit for some. I would go to there. How they had to. And they paid me while they're on vacation to go every other day and like change everything. First of all, that's a stinky pet. Yeah, that's terrible. And the pales are horrible. And then dude, rap balls are fucking horrendous. Shot dude, the balls on these things. It's like the bulldog from Van Wilder. It's fucking insane. And then it's going to be immediate incest if you get a boy and a girl. Yeah. And now you have a bunch of retarded rats. It's all awful. Everything about it is awful. It's not cute. It's not fun. I don't know. My daughter would hold it. The ones I sat for were white. One wouldn't know. They were with red eyes. I don't forgot their names already. They're in my mind. They were just never real. Is the worst. What is more of a sign of I'm walking into a garbage person's house?

29:48Ferret? Loose bird. Fuck. I'm going to knock Ferret off the list. I think it's got to be between them. I'm knocking Ferret off the list. I've been to some houses where Ferret's had like little playground, like the little like... Oh, people love that in Brooklyn. Yeah. I think I'm going to go loose bird. I'm going to go loose bird because they literally just like... They can shit on you. Like they're going to be shitting on everything. At least rats are pretty much going to be low level, floor, whatever. I'm going for rat. I'm going for rat. Because you could have like a parrot or something that flies around it. So smart. If that's the bird flying around, they know not to shit. Because that's like a gross. I'll give you the caveat of depends on the kind of bird. There you go. Because if it's an expensive exotic bird, it's like, well, this isn't going to be some shitbag going on here. A cockatoo. No, they want to keep it clean. If it's a canary, if it's a canary or something stupid like that. Yeah. Now, I thought you were going to maybe say tarantula and I was going to be like, I don't know.

30:48That's where I draw a lot of people of pet spiders. That could be okay. Yeah. I wouldn't want one, but I don't associate trash with that. But I think you have to lose a loose poider bird. I originally met my wife. I was not allowed to visit her family because they had three loose birds. And they were all, excuse me, they were all in bread because they kept trying to take the eggs away. And then they would get mad. So I think one got the brother got the sister pregnant and had a fucking weird fuck that bird. They're just flying in a wall. Yeah. That was somebody. And I've got a bird when I was a kid. And if you left the cage open, it just went skull first into a way like the amount of times I was a kid and didn't lash the thing right. And you're just your dog. But that's a bad pet. Don't get pets. I agree. I agree. If there's a reason I never wanted one of those tiny little birds from pet smartly. Chip, chip, chip. My aunt Barbara had a bird named Peaches that was whistle the anti-griffith theme.

31:49That's funny. That's cute. That's funny. But yeah, I feel bird in general. But I guess if you have a room with a giant cage, that's cool. But loose bird that goes away. They would only put the birds away at night. I want, if I ever get super rich, where like there's no such thing as repercussions like Epstein Island Rich, I'm going to get a room full of red pandas. Like I want a red panda so bad. Can I come hang out when you do that? Yeah, absolutely. Do the cutest fucking thing. Hey guys, today's episode is brought to you by yocratum.com home of the $60 kilo. If you do create them for one of its many benefits, this is where you got to get it. If you don't do create them, I don't want you to start on my account. But if you're going to get create them, there's only one place, yocratum.com. They have the best strains, the best customer service, and they're the marquee sponsor of everything we do here at the gas digital network. There's no promo code needed. Why? Sorry, the best, the only world of create them. That's right.

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33:51And now bubbles, I believe is still alive. Just nasty as a motherfucker. Well, this is life. He's believed to be 42 or 43 years old. And he is in a in retirement at the center for great apes in Florida. Would you rescue a monkey, shouldn't it? It depends on like, if I like had all the money in the world, I would rescue all the animals. I would put tents up for the giraffes for when it rains. That's a cop out of it. I asked specifically about monkey. Now we're shifting gears. If it if I had the money and it needed to be rescued, yes, I would. What about just having it if it didn't need to be rescued? And you just want to like hang out with it, Johnny. So I wouldn't like I wouldn't want it to be a chimp because I'd be one of these people that I wouldn't be able to let it go. But I also don't know why they don't ever like fix them. You know, why it wouldn't maybe wouldn't that make them not be aggressive? I'm trying to fix actually that's true. Yeah. So I would have it. I would find a vet that would fix it. And then he'd be friendly with me forever. I love that. I don't know if they. I think they still get crazy strong though.

34:51Yeah. Yeah. They'll be friendly and crazy strong. People's crazy strong. Not as strong as a monkey though. But like, yeah. Champs gorilla. All I mean, a gorilla's obviously, but like even the smaller ones. Yeah. They're like dad. I like there's all muscle. There's no fat in those things. They're just solid muscle. Hot. Love it. Yeah. Well, that's how the whole Jersey Shore gorilla thing came out. That's right up your alley. I'm trying to think if I could go out again. I mean, I know they're big rats, but I do love copy bars. They're cute. You ever pet one? No, I'd love that. Yeah, there's a couple places you go to pet one. Are you familiar? The name. I need to see a picture if that's okay. I'm going to copy bar. Yeah, because I know it. I know that name. And I'm like, I don't have the rat tail. They have a similar hair, I would say. Yeah. And the face isn't very real. Somewhere between a big rat and a big hamster. Yes. Okay. Oh, it's so cute. I'd hang out with one. I have seen it on TikTok. They're biggest fuck and they also they like.

35:51I believe some zoos just let them kind of go place to place. The Australians do. Because they're comforting to other animals and make friends with other animals. So they're like just walking around. But there is a video online of I think it's a chipper girl getting real bad. And he just launches one. He picks one up. I mean, he's got. It's like a Hail Mary. Why would you do that to these women? Because you know that her and Shannon are very upset with what you just said. Right into a crowd of people too. No. Is it legal? Did they catch him? The gorilla? No, he was trapped. But he was in a crowd of people. Oh, the copy bar that he threw. Yeah. Yeah. He hit somebody. Somebody softened his landing. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I don't know if they're legal either. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, but what do you do? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know if they're legal either. I don't. Yeah. I mean, but we know plenty of people with. Yeah. Yeah. Who's got the hook up? Let's do this. We've had a snake handler too on our day here and then all the stories. Like, so I went to a parking lot in Minnesota. Oh, that sounds like a great place to do that.

36:52Dude, the first time I went to Vegas for comedy, I got picked up by an Uber driver. And the guy was like, basically telling me, he's like, I sell exotic animals, coke, and women. Incredible. I was like, this crazy. I was like, shooting out different animals. He's like, oh, I know a guy. Oh, I forgot which one it was. There was an animal I asked. I was like, I don't know a guy. He's like, but if I make a couple of phone calls, I'm sure we'll find one. I wonder if Skull Guy still listens. So years ago, when I first started Spook Show, me and Faga, a guy reached out who was a lawyer, but he was an amateur, not amateur, but he collected human skulls. I knew I knew it was going there. And he was like, yeah, I'll come on. And me and Faga thought he was going to bring skulls. Yeah. Because I was going to play with those sculls. I was going to do three studious shit. I had plans. Also, what's the point of him coming on without the skulls? He said he wouldn't bring them because there's legal issues. First of all, every story of how we got a skull was like, yeah, me and this guy would meet like in the parking lot of a playground.

37:53I'd be like, why? Well, he doesn't know if I'm going to kill him for his skull. And I don't know if he's going to kill me for my skull. So we have to do a ball in public. And he had a register as a certain religion that he legally could have them. What was the religion? Something not bad. Like I want to say an offshoot of Buddhism. Still though, religious loopholes are amazing. Like you think about the tax loopholes. Yeah. Like you can start religious over the pay tax of the building. But now there's this loopholes. Yeah. Oh, I can have skulls. Very court action. Very court action. And I would love that. So what he can bring anything? No. He just brought his own skull. Yeah. Like you wanted to hear what he had to say. Yeah. He probably doesn't listen anymore. Now, you probably learned your skulls. He was probably trying to figure it out. Like, how can I horror? It's the easiest thing. You ever go to those museums? Like the horror museums. But you know what I mean? Like the mooters. Like the, the, uh, uh, not, what is it? Um, medical anomalies. Yeah.

38:53Like all that kind of stuff. Like they get all that shit. Like there's just, oh, the, uh, so the mooters in Tilly. It's awesome. It's a medical anomalies museum. You could fuck around to all. It's tiny. But you could have all, like they have drawers and shit. You just fuck around all day. But when you walk in. Chance, you think you can find this? The first thing you see is a wall of, it's like the biggest skull collection. But there's a warning. And it's just warning. The labels on the user from a past time. And we would not use the terms. Oh, no. That they have been chronicle done. Oh, Zach. Dude, there was, uh, someone's like, idiot. Jew. Retard. Gypsy. Dude, I, uh, I went to Idaho. And there was a, I went to like, look at there. Like, oldest pedotentry, whatever. And there's a sign as you're walking in. They're like, we haven't changed the writings on the wall. So there are offensive slurs and things like that.

39:54From like, you know, back in the day. You just have to be ready to read like all the different stuff on the wall. It was a funny thing. But this was, it was like a scientific. Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah, you can do, do you think you find that? I have a wall. Yes, it's the wall. Oh, okay. Cause I just can't see like what's written on it. That's what you walk into. That's fully intact. Like, they look good in shape. Yeah, it's cool. Now, if you're into this, right? Like, if this is your thing. And you meet a woman, how long do you wait before you're like, do you want to go see the skull museum with me? What do you just throw it out there early? I just made it. I just made it. But I'm just throwing it out pretty early in my experience. You throw it out pretty earlier in a relationship and make it a one day. We'll do this thing and then make a vacation out of it. Okay, ladies, how do you feel about that? If a guy was like, wanted to take you there, would you worry right away? Or do you think, oh, he's got different interests? It depends on the taste. Like, if we have the same taste, if we end and where we end to horror, you know, personally, personally getting me. I almost passed out. I just crossed myself in a Jewish store. Shannon, what about you? I just cleanse my energy, my aura.

40:55That's how you do it. Oh, if this is like an early dating, I would be like, you are, you have an issue. Like you're a serial killer. If it's someone who I know for a long period of time that knows that I might find this interesting, it's a different thing. So we have pre-sex, post sex. Like, pre-sex, you bring this up. It's a problem. Post sex. You give them a chance. Like, if this is a bumble day and somebody goes, yeah, meet me here. I'm going to take you on a museum date. And they give me the address and I show up. And it's this museum. I know he's going to wear me as a skin later on. I'm going to be his light post or something. Or he's like a grave digger as a hobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

41:55Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know there's a lot of people around the world. People around the world are just the person's head would stick out. But the last guy I've seen that in front of me. That was still in one of those. I just love that. You can't believe how big it is. I just love that for like two minutes. I've seen some behind-the-scenes footage here where you just make Shannon go to this thing with you. Shannon would love it Shannon would have so much fun. I would go with you Zach. Yeah. Yeah, I would go with like he's bringing Sabrina so she freaks out Chad, can you tell us some of the You probably like if I was scared honestly at the mooner. I'm I just I keep seeing random pictures right and they just seem to be like of Babies, but I'm just trying to find a list of what they actually are I'll tell you a museum. We'd all have fun at the mob museum. Yes, yes We'd have a great time. I almost went when I was there. I didn't have time. There you go. Okay. I can maybe do that So this is um, these are historical boxes of old vaccines

42:57What's that a human head from the night from 1930s? No Tonics and serums during used I used during the Civil War Skeleton remains of a fetus. This is a great day A Various milagros or votive offerings Items of religious folk charms. Yes, so somebody loves and breasts looks like those are not tits Are they tits where they tits that it seemed like they were this is the death cast of the original Chinese twins Oh jewellery I could deal with this. It's actually made from human I actually like know why this is a guy go watch us its organs I don't know what this is. I want the tea. The jewellery collection of the ladies were the very rare disease I'm actually giving birth to that do that sucks you that and you have a class palette How much does God hate that one kid? We actually know a bunch of people who look like this

44:03Color of stuff Oh, I just depicting there was somebody on the red carpet who looked like this last night the Oscars Please don't say the feeder hands are the right is human hands Arthritic fingers. I don't know gout gout dick And bomb a kit from the 20th century. That's all cool shit, dude That's a fun day So please woman who's exhumed in Philadelphia in 75 This corpse unique because a fatty substance called anacocopor in case of the remains essentially turning her into soap By the way every click on a crow's thing is getting me kicked under the table. I just want you guys to do that That's my dick. I'll take it then. I didn't know it was done. It's not done yet. Shen. This is great. More soap lady. Yeah, that is Oh my god

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46:15Check them out today guys small batch cigar simple fast small batch Let's get back into the show So when I had a fucking ball cancer they had to take one and then they send you like just report at the end Like tell you what you can do after surgery blah blah blah But they also show you a picture of it like cut open so you can see where the cancer was inside your nut nice Yeah, that was awkward. That was awkward to see you at one night. Did you get a um, I just got one I didn't want to get the fake plastic shit in there That makes sense Women don't even notice no, we don't notice that yeah, you got to be a real ball girl. Yeah, really the ball warship for you to be like Um, you know what we're missing something. Yeah, you know what you know what um if anything um, let's smelly Let's smelly it is um and and the plastic I mean probably the same the same amount of sad. I mean it can we just not act like I smell down there how about that one How about we just remove that from the table completely are you trying to kill me? I thought we were really good friends I want to know to blast. I don't know what you talking about. This is fun. It's fun

47:19All right, well, you will not Show the pig cooking video. I wanted to show channels save that for the other one but Sabrina and I have very uh Similar taste and I know Shannon does as well. We love a good controversial woman story. Oh boy And one of my favorites over the last few years is Natalia Grace uh the uh The girl whose affect family essentially tried to say the movie the orphan was real. Oh, yes And that they thought she was like in her late 20s when they got her as a child and she had a pubic hair Then you meet the dad and he's sucking Gare than coming john waters mustache. This guy is such a flaming homo Uh And it's a story that just then she is adopted by like a black preacher family and then the second they get her They're up to no good like this bitch is fucking snakebit

48:22And she is Partying on the gram and we've got some modern Natalia Grace. Oh, yeah, just chilling. Just stunting for the gram. Oh, yes Shannon Like me I'm in the midges, but I would uh this is a weird awkward shaped one. Yeah, this definitely is well, so she's yes. She's got Like little foot big foot They're going on to see the uneven boot. So yeah, her fiancee's her family is this these people adopted her Then they thought she was an adult then they bought her an apartment But she was a child and didn't know this is she's just like walking around the neighborhood asking for sandwiches She also couldn't get up and down her own stairs And she had an accent, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah essentially somebody saw the movie of the orphan

49:22And went we get away with this That's hilarious And then they had to get like dental records and shit to show how old she really was Because her birth certificate was I think fudge fake. Yeah, who's fake? What was her accent? Where was she from russia? Yeah russia russia russia russia russia russia russia and uh I guess they accused her of like Being overtly sexual with neighbors. Yeah, she's 37 and horny. What do you want? No, she was a child She was a weird shaped child And do we have any more ever Shannon? Um, and I do want me to like go through her. Oh, yes, please And by the way, she didn't have an accent so they they they found her they got her from An orphanage in the Ukraine, but she just came straight here So like she never actually like adopted. We're we're mixing the movie. We are we are yeah In the relationship Even though she may have a different type of accent now thanks to the last family that adopted her Okay, there we go

50:23Um, yeah, just a fun thumbs out at you Oh my god She looks like someone we know I'll tell you after I'm also pretty sure she's still with that English guy That that last I think followers. This is person have let me pissed off. She got like 150,000. I don't I don't think she has a lot No, not even 10,000. I wonder if this is her real real pick account that has to be her I mean these are definitely videos of higher Wait, she does voices wait. She does voices. We have to see her impression Fucking voices in my head. Oh, no, it's never mind. It's bad tick-tocks But she's not doing it with anyone. So where is her bestie She's permanently doing the uh, hoodlene right now Little show Little show This is still less upsetting than the cats video. I just want to I agree with that

51:27Can I also say is that is that AI heard the news right that has to be okay Yeah, okay, wait. Can you see her with the big dog? I also love that she is two different amazing She has two different size feet, but not two different size boobs. You know how rare that is I don't happen. Don't worry about it Shannon Don't sweat and it's saving our soul You guys have done it. It's literally it's literally it's like no, you don't have to watch this crap Don't sweat it. All right. I got one or two more things. I want to do here Uh Big fan of the Cameron family here on the show specifically Kirk Cameron Uh, makes Jesus movies now. Yep big fan Just watched uh, his brother made a movie called money plane starring edge from the WWE okay and uh sounds like a hit Kelsey grammar for people don't know who that is. That's Frazier. Oh, that's your boy

52:27And he plays uh, Kelsey grammars. Oh, what's his character something His the worst character name in the history of film Shannon, what is Kelsey grammar's name? It the raw it it money plane by the way they say money plane 80,000 times of it Oh Darious the rumble grouch the third Darious he grouch the third aka the rumble Okay, credible. Yeah, I mean it's I'd accidentally fuck a guy that sounds like that Darious grouch. Darious grouch the rumble the rumble the rumble the rumble the rumble. You don't wonder how he got his nickname I would like to know Anyway, Candice Cameron also part of the family who we remember from Full house. Yes, and she claims Uh She attended with her husband. Yes, a demonic SNM party

53:28Exposing Hollywood Shannon really weird embarrassing moments. Although I I shouldn't say embarrassing for me. They're In full of going to places where I thought like oh this person's a friend and I'm gonna be cool and do this and Yeah, I went to a party once with Val because we were married and it ended up being this underground Party that was an SNM Like sex thing That was so dark and demonic and we walked in and my eyeballs were popping out of my head because I saw stuff I've never seen before in my life and I'm looking At Val going like How are we here? What is happening in the one person that invited us, but we made a hard you turn Yeah, and walked right out of there and it just was like so I mean weird and I was like we're going to Pause before we ever say yes to going out with that friend again We just had no idea what we were walking into and it was so disgusting and gross

54:31Very judgmental to say so rude. She's rude. She's always rude I have a lot of opinions about this. I love your take as well. Yes Hey Was it a sex party or was it a party where they had some weird art piece performance People do at a stage show second question I have attended a few SNM events in my life Shocking a younger Zach would partake sometimes They don't start you off I was thinking the same thing I agree I agree whatever that your third level but so usually in my experience There are floors if not at least hallways Where the further you go The weirder it gets 100% usually the ones I've attended the first floor the first thing you go to is more or less a dance night

55:35Yeah, I think a bar yes a bar dance night. That's where Of course Jay the hang of course Shannon our good friend Kevin Carpet from over the years you guys Will look at me like I'm a crazy person Kevin Carpet is a man who I've done I've seen I don't know him I've never spoken he would never talk to me Because I don't like me And I don't like him anyone who doesn't like you. I don't like them Kevin Carpet So there was two different guys when I moved to New York that would go to Gothenites wrapped up in a carpet And usually yet there we go here's him in oh I hate this guy I know him and I hate him That likes to be stepped on So I don't know if this is I know there's more than one Kevin Carpet or there's more than one Carpet man But he used to do this he used to do this a couple blocks from my apartment You stepped on him do you know how much I would jump over him? I would not do his fetish

56:36No, I knew what he was doing and I would tell people around he would be outside the old cradon barrel That was right on house did on that corner outside the bdfm trains how dare be the asset Yes, oh that was good When I would go to Goth clubs there would be a man in the carpet, but he would put himself at the base of the bar So that girls would have to stand on him to order drinks But then I would go stand on him And a few times because he was wrapped up and I knew he couldn't get out I would like force snuggle it. I would like I would like koala around them And he hated me. Oh my god, but that would be extent like Then you get to the second floor and items are introduced Uh, you know the big acts When you get whipped on you know What you think candles to do little hot wax on bodies Kind of like in the museum of sex like once you get up to that second floor of games

57:39You go, oh you can do fun stuff here and then you keep going you're like oh, it's getting weirder But that it is all like basically what you would picture In a movie or TV show for an SNM party Then usually beyond that Is for Real enthusiasts, right? So for me, I'm wondering did they walk into the third or yes Yeah, they went through the whole goddamn thing. Yes, they did that was such a lie about the U-turn Bullshit, they walk and by the way you walk in You're gonna leave without seeing what the we're here. Yeah, 100% They're really just pray for forgiveness later And they would also want to see if they know anyone who's doing these egregious acts How could they because they would want not want them in their lives? I'd walk through the whole place check it all out Yeah, I got it now. Yeah, I don't so if I was so her level of being crazy and like, you know She's a Jesus freak. I'd fucking record him be like and this is all Hollywood demonic shit

58:42And I'm leaving. She's such a bullshitter or here's the other thing. She could have went with her husband Someone in that place recognized her And now she's doing good. We gotta get the fuck out. That's good. I'm a religious family and we can't be seen here So yeah, my goat mask fell off. Yeah, can I be real? So I went to and I think you know this So my cousin I'd love her so much, but she did have a ceremony called a coloring instead of a wedding You know what that is? So she and her partner at the time who you know, surprise they're not together anymore Went through a process where they were dating a bunch of other girls and he was daddy And daddy was going to marry her, but because they weren't really getting married They were gonna put a collar on her and then get matching tattoos at the end to solidify it Good, and she got walked out. Yeah, it's beautiful And she got walked out on chains by the other girlfriends so romantic um

59:42Yeah, Natalie did she go We recorded the whole thing and Natalie was the only respectful one of our whole group who actually paid attention So she could back me up on this when you say when you walk into these events like my cousins god bless her Just like her bot mitzvah. It was like oh, you can get a little um yamaka for your head in this It was like you get a custom mask when you walk in and I thought that was beautiful So maybe Candace just like skipped over the mask part and she was like we're just gonna walk in like once people see my face They're gonna be like fuck it and she didn't grab her mask and she didn't go all the way I swatched How rude and how rude It's a theme it's a theme party if there's one thing she should know by being on like the view and all those other stupid shows It's a theme I Now love the idea of that Had a dog wedding Wait, not only that but the dog actually my cousin's dog was going crazy and we're max and I run much probably very confused Oh, yeah, well, we were talking to the dog telepathically

1:00:42And we were like the dog is saying no, we're saying no and we're cracking up or recording the whole thing She's like people can hear you and we're right in the front. We're like basically at the reception Oh G.S. of them dog wedding. She went to go see I'm going to oh wow the pie's such a good girl Oh beans oh wow oh wow look she's got bunch of nipples Sabrina you and your cousin kind of have similar nipples. Oh She's giving me belly. Oh wow Your cousin's really nice. Oh hamburger. I forgot a gift We did not forget a gift we were nice. We did the champagne tower. We did it all but I will tell you this it was in an old um schools basement church church school basement And they rented out in Brooklyn and when you walk in it was normal originally it has all the masks There one thing and condoms hundreds of condoms and the other thing which by the way We're the only ones to take them by the dozen and Then you walk in and it's a relaxing setting at first Then you take the next step to the next level and it's a dance floor and the DJ and then you keep going and you get the cuddle

1:01:47Floor where you have a giant rug down for anyone to snuck well nobody did that except for me Who was laughing my ass off through the whole thing while my cousin got flogged in the other room by some bdsm Best wedding ever and then the other room they were Showing their new porn which I didn't know But they were launching their their porn and it was an entire wall of TVs And it was their thing just going on loop and good thing that I didn't walk in but they didn't give it warning I was the only family member who shut up Which I was like rude of everyone else, but maybe a little progressive of me maybe a little too progressive All right, so if I get Shannon if we get to 55 or we're not married can we just have this kind of wedding? We just get in there. We have to go for some of the details though. All right I'm not loving all of this, but like we can take take away from it I'm just saying this love this Shannon can you not show your own dress? There's less than I'm letting didn't work out. Can you believe it? Can you believe it with daddy who did comedy for like six months?

1:02:48Oh good and recognize me from an open mic. Are you kidding me? Oh great. I wouldn't want to be called daddy. I don't like I'd be called poppy poppy's fine I don't want to be called poppy's hot poppy's hot daddy a little bit um Daddy I'm like I know your dad. That's my uncle mark back the fuck up. Yeah, I don't like that at all But there are layers. Yeah, there are layers. There aren't layers like you go or you don't Said many a time on the show I had a friend who Would dabble directing videos for the industry and he dated a girl for a while and They had the daddy kitten thing. Oh, and they would shoot He would shoot videos of her for her websites And they had flats in the apartment so that they could set up rooms And on one side of the flats it was a dungeon And the other side of the flats. It was a little girl's bedroom Oh, no sicko And she would literally like you would go over there and she'd be like writing daddy in a light bright

1:03:51Oh, that makes me angry. That makes me angry somebody who's lost their father in their teenage years I remember one time Get a gift of the car she's looking at me because daddy got me juice boxes And I wanted to be like oh not like listen lady. I mean I get it. You've been molested. Yeah Yeah That has to be it So I will I say whatever girls talk with the baby voice. Yeah, that's them telling you how old they were when they were molested I could see them and now they're frozen In that voice. I mentioned being the guy that like a girl calls him daddy And he immediately gets hard and he learned that day about himself that he likes to be called that like that You ever have a guy called you bitch in the bedroom? I've had a guy called me bitch outside the bedroom Yeah, I'm talking about in the intimate No, I don't think so. Shannon Say it again. Sorry. Have you ever had a guy in the bedroom call you bitch? Hey bitch listen up. Yeah, like in the throws of passion. Yes, it's that doesn't that doesn't necessarily

1:04:55Yeah, Shannon's been waiting for the right guy to come around and call her a stupid fucking con and throw her down for like years No, no, don't yeah, I don't love I don't love those All right, a stupid fucking bitch Oh boy, here we go Wait, wait, I do I have one more thing to say about this SNM stuff I was invited to another and I feel like Jorge knows the suit and can back me up I was invited to another SNM party this one from a different person that I'm pretty sure Is recording everything creepy creepy, but they did it in the In the name of poram if you guys don't know what that is. It's like the Jewish Halloween It's pretty crazy. So you had to dress up, but the theme was eyes wide shut took place at this guy's penthouse And you said another how many of these have you been invited to you know what this guy actually invited me to a few He just really wants to see your boobs. It's no He is not interested in me really

1:05:57No, I'm a woman Ah Okay, but don't game. I mean, I've also gay men that is that appreciate boobs to he is a girlfriend now Oh, so maybe not fully gay then we'll see that's yeah, all right. I don't know Jewish eyes watch Jewish very Jewish Wallet shut shut Wallet's closed shut That was great $13,500 a month Let me ask you something if that was the address a place that is a penthouse that is about almost $14,000 a month in rent would you really go and get naked if you were invited with all these other people including um Andrew Cuomo's daughter Bella Cuomo would you gonna go? I would it go. I didn't go I got naked on people's roots. Yeah for free. I'm getting naked for free in many places Wow, we are not thinking the same one when the AC stops working in here in the summer I've been wanting to get naked at the table. So it's not it doesn't take much I haven't got a naked in front of a crowd

1:06:58Yes, or here. I'm just saying I wouldn't be on a Camera where you left that part especially well, I know I feel like I said it a bunch of right now No, but we weren't we weren't connecting the set the statement. Okay, I think it's not that I didn't say it Jewish and their parties that I get invited to there's always freaky Jews and a bunch of my friends they're you know God bless some nice girls or horse and they've told me about guys who are very religious that they've hooked up with That they get pissed on and they do other things they cheat well now I think there's like something else we have to watch for and it includes all of these parties And I'm just saying even if you don't think it's recorded if you're paying almost 14,000 a month for rent And you invite a bunch of Jews to your house for a poor sex party. Maybe I don't know. Maybe it's recorded I've never been asked to go to a poor sex party. Yeah, I can't say I don't know why they said they only had enough lube for one night

1:08:01Well, they were doing circumcisions and Imagine I hooked up with my mouth higher Dude, imagine I hooked up with Bella Cuomo with that. That would have been crazy. I don't want to see that video There was I think a bunch of people would including Netanyahu Shannon do you remember years ago the comic that Stole one of the bush twins IDs Let me look this up. Was it janna bush because she was working around Broadway? It was when the bush twins were like wait. It's when GW was going almost went. Oh Barbara bush when he was in He was she was going to yell. We met at yell and you went to yell. No, no She was going to yell I worked at Toad's places the head bouncer, which is the Yale bar. Oh, I met her and we were hitting it off and then see could service scared me away Uh, you look like secret surface And up back then there was a comic. I can't remember who the fuck it was But he had a story about how he went out with

1:09:02I believe the twins and this is all alleged. Okay, and They were up to no good and she accidentally left her ID because They were using it to cut lines. Yeah Of course And I want to say secret service got him the next day and got her ID. I'm sure they did He wasn't a lot of time. I think they told them to delete it and chance. Do you remember any of this The more you're telling it the more it's it's sparking a memory. I can't remember who it was though I feel like they were told they had a stop saying dude there's the secret services next level man They had uh female secret service agents in the club back then When I was you know when I met Barbara and everything that looked like college students. You had no idea I mean the amount of people that were surrounding the girl. They used to kill Jason. Yeah, there you go Yeah, it's just it's insane. You don't even know how many of them there are and then It's like FBI agents too. Yeah, they squashed it real quick with me. It was not allowed now. I had to feel like yeah wow

1:10:05Have we ever gone political any of us ever hooked up with the political people? No That's so crazy because I could have been a Kennedy and here I am at the table That's poor choices. I will tell you are you going crazy No, I could figure this one out. I know you could uh I went to a like junior leaders of government kind of thing when I was in middle school high school where it was like all like you know like They would be like debates and you would run for off. It was like basically like many government I'm thinking back on it It was the gayest group of like it was the every dude. I think that went almost collectively What became a closeted conservative? Yeah, that sounds right Because I'm thinking about now The gay shit that happened on that trip

1:11:06And then confirmed other gay things I found that happened on that same trip just among our group And I'm signing it. I think I think it was a future faggot of America being a Closet of Republicans are my favorite. Oh, they're the best. I have a story But I think we have to wrap up. Yeah, I think we need to tell it. You see that what's what is it uh? Grinder crashes with the two RNCs. Oh, yeah, yeah, and I believe it also crashed at the Charlie Kirk funeral. Yes Hell of a time was had by All right guys Damien is right. We are gonna wrap this one up Thank you so much for my wonderful guests to bring a piper check out that's hot Please check out Damien on the road incredibly funny comic. We're very lucky to have him And thank you so much for tuning in. We'll be back this Wednesday. You're on the old morning zoo. Goodbye

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