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Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger

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Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker.Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN

Episodes (589)

The Pure European Championship XI

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Jun 13, 20241:02:58pending

The Adjudication Panel: 1.4 billion years of hurt, Grealish's mayo hell & the op...

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Jun 10, 202450:50pending

Capos, club mentalities & calculating England's actual years of hurt: The listen...

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Jun 5, 202452:35pending

The Adjudication Panel: Mourinho in Turkey, 71 billion calories & a football clu...

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Jun 3, 202445:46pending

Clicheship Years: 2023/24

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May 30, 20241:00:40pending

The Adjudication Panel: Double swoops, double saves & Down Under with Eddie Howe

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May 27, 202452:29pending

The Football Clichés Quiz XIII: Cliches vs Dial F for Football

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May 23, 20241:10:17pending

The Adjudication Panel: Pep's ice cream van, popping up with a goal & an "absolu...

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May 20, 202457:49pending

Hi-tech hoardings & tactically illiterate World XIs: The listeners' loves & hate...

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May 15, 202449:49pending

The Adjudication Panel: "Why can't they go on and win it?"

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May 13, 202443:46pending

The Adjudication Panel: Mid-2000s Premier League antiques & how the square goalp...

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May 9, 202450:14pending

The Adjudication Panel: Four-star Haaland & the most elaborate football analogy...

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May 7, 202447:30pending

Gary Lineker meets Cliches: Why aren't strikers rounding the goalkeeper any more...

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May 2, 20241:08:20pending

The Adjudication Panel: Winning the "hard way" and the Missing Piece of the Jigs...

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Apr 29, 202458:13pending

The Football Cliches Quiz XII - The Totally Football Show

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Apr 25, 20241:08:08pending

The Adjudication Panel: "Some bloke sat in a booth near the M4 with a fancy prot...

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Apr 22, 202441:20pending

All-English European ties & post-goal iPad analysis: The listeners' loves & hate...

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Apr 17, 202442:12pending

The Adjudication Panel: "What a horse he was, by the way"

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Apr 15, 202449:36pending

Sizeable hillocks & nightclubbing with McCoist: Jon Champion does Mesut Haaland...

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Apr 11, 20241:02:51pending

The Adjudication Panel: James Ward-Prowse Territories & hasty Panenkas

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Apr 8, 202437:57pending

The Adjudication Panel: Elland Road trigonometry & the Footballers Called Pete c...

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Apr 3, 202445:48pending

The Adjudication Panel: We've said 'come and listen to this podcast' and you've...

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Apr 1, 202446:55pending

The Football Cliches Quiz #11

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Mar 28, 20241:19:56pending

The Adjudication Panel: Among the assists, prime players & the tormentor-in-chie...

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Mar 26, 202445:26pending

Centre-backs leading the line, overlapping kick-off time angst, and long-range n...

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Mar 21, 202440:48pending

The Adjudication Panel: Pivotal wins, corners in a dangerous position, and the F...

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Mar 19, 202451:26pending

The Adjudication Panel: Agemates, locksmiths & Alan Curbishley's garden

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Mar 14, 202439:09pending

The Adjudication Panel: "Over to you [Title Rival X]" & Knuckleball on Corrie

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Mar 12, 202448:27pending

The Adjudication Panel: Great White Shark 0 Killer Whale 1 (72 mins)

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Mar 7, 202439:06pending

The Adjudication Panel: the Haaland missed sitter incredulity

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Mar 5, 202444:31pending

The Football Cliches Quiz X

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Feb 29, 20241:20:43pending

The Adjudication Panel: G-Nev's adjectives, cynical finishes & gobbling up chanc...

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Feb 27, 202451:32pending

The Adjudication Panel: Lithuanian ultimate frisbee & how to divide up a league...

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Feb 22, 202445:35pending

The Adjudication Panel: Sensory football, a 27-second bright start & the war on...

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Feb 20, 202450:43pending

”Genuine height", European banana skins and the listeners' fascinations & irrita...

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Feb 15, 202439:46pending

The Adjudication Panel: Midfield "quarterbacks" & Montell Jordan's right-backs

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Feb 13, 202446:17pending

Les Dennis, paintbrush volleys & the Quiz Question XI

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Feb 8, 202448:47pending

The Adjudication Panel: Horror shows, title blows and “different custard”

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Feb 6, 202443:40pending

Ref sandwiches, "teapot finishes" & the Premier League Mid-Point XI

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Feb 1, 202456:09pending

The Adjudication Panel: FA Cup illusions & Andy Townsend’s octopus goalie

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Jan 30, 202446:13pending

The Adjudication Panel: The Lampardian Transition, 2014-2024

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Jan 25, 202449:16pending

The Adjudication Panel: Footholds, foreign contingents & death metal midfielders

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Jan 23, 202444:34pending

The 'How Did [Player X] Never Play for [Club Y]?' XI

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Jan 18, 20241:00:52pending

The Adjudication Panel: The most Premier League fixture there never was

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Jan 16, 202454:34pending

A superb footballer name, defenders shooting from 30 yards and throw-in paranoia

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Jan 11, 202448:18pending

The Adjudication Panel: The longest 3.85 seconds in football history

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Jan 9, 202445:04pending

The Adjudication Panel: Washing machines that sound like referees

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Jan 4, 202444:36pending

The Football Cliches Quiz IX

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Dec 26, 202347:44pending

The Adjudication Panel: Are we all truly ready for a Club World Cup?

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Dec 21, 202352:35pending

The Adjudication Panel: Glovesmiths and parking the bus at the Battle of Kursk

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Dec 19, 202347:58pending
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