Football Cliches
Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger
EN589 episodes
sports
Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker.Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN
Episodes (589)
Vivaldo, the "end to end" threshold & the authenticity of Lionel Messi's pub cri...
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Tom Cruise on short corners, VAR at Tesco and introducing... Dreamland
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Proper clubs & "woke pressing" with the Screen Rot Podcast
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May 28, 20251:26:52pending
The 100-minute fetish club, Love Actually in Naples, and the ultimate "released...
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May 26, 202548:10pending
Marmoush's hat-trick of Etihad gasps, Messi in Mobland & what makes a "shrewd" s...
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May 21, 202547:23pending
The Dean Henderson Final, Scottish police enganches & the hitman criteria
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May 19, 202558:08pending
The Football Cliches Quiz XIX: Not The Top 20
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May 15, 20251:45:57pending
The League of Farmers, metaphorical mountains & UFO-spotting Premier League mana...
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May 12, 202539:24pending
Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with R...
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May 7, 202555:38pending
Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified...
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May 6, 202545:49pending
Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listener...
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Apr 30, 202559:37pending
Accidental FIFA commentary, Newcastle's Fibonacci fate & Premier League cliche a...
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Apr 28, 202558:57pending
Pope John Gregory, Premier League clubs as supermarkets & route-one crowd noise
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Apr 23, 202544:54pending
Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker
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Apr 21, 202552:57pending
The Premier League Unfinished Business XI
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Apr 16, 20251:18:26pending
Prince William's punditry, TNT's "hipster gunk" and a gift from the Keys & Gray...
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Apr 15, 202554:26pending
Ribblesdale Rovers vs The Rules, Chris Sutton vs football jargon & the exact def...
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Apr 9, 202541:22pending
The ultimate managerial indignity & everything ITV crime dramas get wrong about...
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Apr 7, 202544:48pending
Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's...
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Apr 2, 202556:51pending
Free-transfer pundits, Daniel Mann's woodwork nuance & ex-Spurs defenders vs. th...
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Mar 31, 202541:32pending
”Snuffing out the danger", pre-match strolling & drinking the opposition's water...
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Mar 27, 202552:43pending
90/10 tackles, Danish player ratings & how to board a train like a 30-goal strik...
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Mar 25, 202547:43pending
Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions
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Mar 20, 202554:46pending
The Carabao springboard, more musical commentary & the most Richard Keys-soundin...
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Mar 18, 202542:07pending
Knowing your way around the Champions League, German woodwork & England's future...
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Mar 13, 20251:03:22pending
The whole 11.2 yards, DNA-level Lampardian Transitions - and Keys & Gray become...
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Mar 11, 202556:17pending
The Pure Discourse XI
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Mar 6, 20251:20:21pending
How to time a red card, penalty run-ups & commentator Robyn Cowen voice-controls...
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Mar 4, 202544:24pending
The Football Cliches Quiz XVIII: It Was What It Was
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Feb 27, 20251:49:44pending
Champions-elect, relegated Rishi Sunak & Premier League managers with Athletic s...
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Feb 25, 202546:00pending
How to celebrate an own goal & ball-boy etiquette: The listeners' loves & hates
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Feb 20, 202552:34pending
Chuckling stadiums, Things-in-Chief and, finally, some actual whispering of it q...
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Feb 18, 202552:19pending
Crosses from the 1990s, baseball scores & the death of the managerial "war cry”
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Feb 13, 202554:39pending
Nursery rhymes with Fletch, Clark Kent goalkeeping & under-12s away-day cauldron...
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Feb 11, 202552:13pending
The Football Cliches Quiz XVII: The Commentators
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Feb 6, 20251:26:43pending
The "17th chess piece", the death of the onion bag & coded messages to the board
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Feb 4, 202557:21pending
Referees vs The Limelight, passages of terror & Matt 1 Hernia 0
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Jan 30, 202544:32pending
"Football, bloody football", UK garage Postecoglou & the exact weight of a Premi...
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Jan 28, 202543:26pending
Cometh the quinquennium, cometh the pod
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Jan 23, 202556:37pending
Has the Premier League hit peak “What a job [Manager X] is doing up/down there?”
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Jan 20, 202552:28pending
Portrait-aspect football & England managers in the stands: The listeners' loves...
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Jan 16, 202556:30pending
WW2 with Ray Parlour, Tamworth's global appeal & the 1863 Ballon d'Or winner
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Jan 14, 202547:40pending
Trip-hop Liam Delap, the terminal velocity of a lob & the goal gifting crisis
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Jan 9, 202544:47pending
The first embers of a game, heavy-metal Jonathan Pearce & the Andy Gray of lacro...
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Jan 7, 202541:53pending
”Listen, fair play": The Best of Football Clichés in 2024
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Dec 30, 20241:24:16pending
The Football Cliches Quiz XVI: Career We Go - The Rematch
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Dec 24, 20241:13:02pending
Cliches do Mesut Haaland Dicks: Adam, Charlie & Dave’s footballing loves & hates
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Dec 19, 20241:06:56pending
The blip-to-crisis benchmark, Comedy Central defending & Australian red card mus...
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Dec 17, 202440:27pending
Commentators sampled in experimental French pop & the ultimate generic multi-clu...
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Dec 12, 202441:03pending
Unexpected Sutton, diags on MOTD & the “good time to play them” threshold
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Dec 10, 202442:24pending
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