Daily Shower Thoughts
Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray
Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musingsProduced daily!Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.Produced by Klassic Studios.
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Cells are multiplied by dividing themselves | + 27 more...
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The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. | + 28 more...
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The buttplug is the pacifier’s first cousin. | + 25 more...
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Humans are the most widespread invasive species. | + 28 more...
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Our ancestors would be so confused about us trying to avoid 'spoiling our appeti...
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No one sings you happy birthday when you’re born | + 28 more...
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Hourly wage workers get punished for efficiency | + 26 more...
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‘Boxing gloves’ aren’t gloves, they’re mittens | + 26 more...
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Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 24 more...
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Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...
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Getting the job is harder than doing the job | + 24 more...
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The world will never be peaceful or equal. | + 28 more...
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Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 26 more...
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Doppelgangers are isotopes of the same gene pool | + 25 more...
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Drummers are Conductors for their band. | + 24 more...
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The Matrix is already a quarter century old | + 27 more...
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You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 26 more...
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The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 24 more...
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Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook | + 28 more...
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Taking candy from a baby is actually a good thing | + 26 more...
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Most pets have probably never met their fathers | + 27 more...
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Technically, every house is a homeless shelter | + 28 more...
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We're the intermediary in the landfill industry | + 24 more...
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Logically a craigslist is someone who craigsls | + 24 more...
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There are stars that are bigger than black holes. | + 26 more...
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Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf | + 28 more...
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MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams. | + 27 more...
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi. | + 24 more...
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Anything is portable if you're strong enough. | + 26 more...
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To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 25 more...
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Parallelograms are lazy rectangles. | + 27 more...
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We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...
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It must be hard to tell if an actor is lying. | + 24 more...
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Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 25 more...
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Life feels more real when it's warm outside | + 25 more...
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People also shed skin, only very slowly | + 26 more...
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A bullet only does it's job after it's fired | + 27 more...
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It's okay to bet as long as you never gamble. | + 27 more...
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Bullseye would be the world's greatest juggler. | + 24 more...
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Solar power is technically nuclear power. | + 28 more...
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We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 27 more...
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Modern cars are kind of like mini spaceships | + 26 more...
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The price of going barefoot is a stubbed toe. | + 28 more...
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Quebec is the Wario of France. | + 24 more...
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Humans are the only species they named themselves | + 25 more...
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You never hear anyone swear to Satan | + 25 more...
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Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 26 more...
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Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 25 more...
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Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 28 more...
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Sperm donation is human pollination. | + 27 more...
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