Daily Shower Thoughts
Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray
Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musingsProduced daily!Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.Produced by Klassic Studios.
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We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 24 more...
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It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. | + 27 more...
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Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...
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All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches | + 27 more...
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Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 more...
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One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. | + 28 more...
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Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm race | + 27 more...
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Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...
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It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | + 24 more...
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Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 24 more...
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The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | + 24 more...
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Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 25 more...
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Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 28 more...
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You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | + 24 more...
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Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. | + 27 more...
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Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 24 more...
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Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 foot | + 25 more...
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Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 25 more...
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Cemeteries must smell awful to bloodhounds. | + 28 more...
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Ruffles potato chips are ribbed for your pleasure | + 28 more...
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Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 28 more...
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Flashlights aren’t meant for flashing | + 27 more...
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Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply | + 25 more...
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During earthquakes, coffins become maracas | + 24 more...
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Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 24 more...
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Life is all about you, and not at all about you. | + 26 more...
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Paper folders don’t actually fold papers | + 25 more...
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Surveys show that 100% of people fill out surveys | + 24 more...
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The most common hairstyle is bald. | + 25 more...
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Axe murderers don't kill axes. | + 26 more...
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Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...
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You can't angrily roll up an automatic window. | + 28 more...
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In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 27 more...
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Colloquial is very much not a colloquial word | + 27 more...
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People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...
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Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 26 more...
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Archaeology is almost always groundbreaking. | + 26 more...
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Everyone you touch will die, but not instantly. | + 28 more...
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A car's faulty fuel gauge can gaslight you | + 28 more...
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There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...
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A good post is only as good as its best comment. | + 25 more...
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Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...
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Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...
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Santa has a really weird job | + 27 more...
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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from. | + 28 more...
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With enough confidence, anything can be a chair. | + 26 more...
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Door to door salesman are in real life pop up ads | + 25 more...
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When you're living, you're also dying in a sense. | + 28 more...
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Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals. | + 26 more...
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Nature Valley bars are the glitter bombs of food. | + 26 more...
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