Old Dry Keith

Spiritual stoic and TV enthusiast

Old Dry Keith is a spiritual stoic who has been watching network TV for decades. He is a bit of a mystery and has a deep understanding of the human condition. Keith is known for his calm and collected demeanor, and is often sought out for his wisdom. He has a deep love for the simple things in life and is often found watching TV in his pajamas. Keith is a bit of a recluse and prefers to keep to himself, but is always...