You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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1:02after his self-driving car crashed. AI continues to be a major cause in ram shortages. Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I said to myself, the streets seem strangely desert. I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in dinner first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better. There had been a lot of red flags. My half-brother and I are not allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.

2:08A man has an egg for a car. It wouldn't start one cold morning, so he called roadside assistants. They said, have you tried pulling the yoke out? He did, and it started. He told them it's all white now. I am lactose intolerant. I don't like people who are missing fingers either. Father time must love all you can eat buffet restaurants. He's always going for seconds. What did the baby slime say to the father slime? Goo goo. Jimmy told his father that he saw the family cat playing a long time with a rubber band and finally dropped it on into his water bowl.

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4:18What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church. My grandpa fell into a large vat of axle grease. They compensated him well, but he slipped away before he could enjoy any of it. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my fingers. I'm Montgomery Jones, pulled on until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. Please share one of these jokes with your family and friends. Looking for more dad joke humor to share?

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