YOU DUMMIES, IT’S SUPPOSE TO WORK: HOUR TWO

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1:00Hey y'all, I'm Maddie. And I'm Poodle. And together we host the podcast Reality Gaze. We are two ridiculous homosexuals who love nothing more than talking about reality television and tearing it a new one. So whether it's 90-day fiance, love is blind, love after lockup, or any other trash TV show about lonely hearts looking for love, your gay besties got you covered, Joe. New shows every week. Following listen to Reality Gaze, wherever you get your podcast. It's a little rejoin remix. No big and skeleton. Skelet. That's why the whole coconut had one of those. Skelet. Brother. I sent somebody a message yesterday. A girl was on Instagram. She had a bandana on, but she's got a long blonde here. Yeah. I said, hey, oh yeah, brother. Nothing she got it, but I got it. So that was enough. Uh, like, who was the the rap, female rapper that uh,

2:02it was Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. She was wearing the same thing Shedder Blonde wig on everybody. Just like, you didn't like the ho- she like, whoa, screw you. Who do- who do- who do I hold ho- Who do you say I look like ho- I tell you what, go to your co-workers today when you get to work. Show them a picture. I'm gonna do that, you know. If I can hook up with somebody who can uh, and it- I don't mean sexually, I mean, collaborate. No, I'll turn it. Someone who knows how to do like cool videos and stuff. I have a- I get ideas to do stuff like that, but I don't have any, I don't have any, you know, anybody that knows how to- I don't want to go out with a damn selfie stick and do this stuff. I don't know. It can't be that hard, right? To edit it to get it on there. I don't know. I see some people that have these big ol uh, page-pulling those what these are called. It's like a- it looks like a big pool noodle. It's like it's a square. Uh-huh. And there's like a camera in the middle of it. And they're just walking around holding it like this. It's like it shifts a little. You can turn it.

3:03Yeah. It's locked on to your body. Maybe you can do this like that. And you have other people who just have the- the regular phone out there. And you know- But it's in the middle. Yeah. Research says that's what people like now. They're back to- They don't want you- They don't want celebrities or anybody to be on a level Then- Oh, the higher than they are as far as social media goes. So they don't own all the polished pictures. They don't want- Really? The perfectly- They- they want the stuff where you're just sitting there doing like a selfie video with your phone and your- So I hate that when people don't edit the video. So in the end of the video you see them- Yes. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm trying to- I know it's me too. I don't know why it aggravates me so much. I was like, God, trim it out. You just got to take your finger and slide it the lift a little bit. So you got to- Tadala. Tadala. Tadala. It's not much effort at all. Just, you know, just swipe it. Just go to people who work today. Show them a picture of Hulk Hogan and ask him who this is. I'm telling you- I just- Two out of four- They wouldn't know who it is. They just won't say his name right. They're going to call him Hong Hong and- They're going to call him Hulk Hogan.

4:05They- No, I mean- Terror. People can't say it right. It's so weird. Hulk Hogan? Is that what you're talking about? Hulk Hogan. Yes. She's in the video or something? Hulk Hogan. Who said I look like Hulk Hogan? Who said I look like Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan. That's a tough one to say. Hulk. It's the bandana. Yes, the bandana. Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. By the way, I have one of the wildest freaking stories. You know, we don't do sports really anymore. No, no. Thank God. Nobody misses it either. So- You know, oddly enough, I thought for that I was like, man, we- We got to do sports and- And- And February's like, Man, that- That- People who are in those sports come find sports, you know? Guess what? I did not find for it. I was anti- Well, he was anti- Because he was the sports information director. God, she just put a whole mouth on the red budge. How did she do that? Jesus. How did you do that, Paige? Ha- And she licked her lips afterwards.

5:05Like the whole mouth of it was in yours. First off, she put two hands on the can. Then she put it right up to her- I did not. Well, she just went med label. She did. She did the pinky out somewhere. I was thirsty. What- What else can I say? God, did busy women do that when they're doing HJs? Yes, they do- One thing around. Just- Just to emasculate the man to like, okay. Well- Ah. Well, slapping it around a little bit. Oh, shit. God. You obviously need two hands, but you still do the pinky out just to, you know? I'll give you both hands, but you're only going to get my age. Yes. God. By the way, I have to, I don't want to let the cat out of the bag too early because I was told this inside information. But we have a new, famous person listening in our- Or I shouldn't say listening. Living in our listening area. Oh, really? Yes. I'm not going to say where he lives, but I want to say welcome to our area. The artist formerly known as Kofi Kingston.

6:05Really? Yes. Nice. Can't say much more than that, but- That is really good. Is it living easily? Can't say. Dang. Can't say. Are you going to stalk her? I hope it's going to be known as Kofi King now. Hope it lives in Clemson, so I can- Yeah. Cause, uh, I hope he lives close to downtown Grenfell. Cause, yes. And then Xavier Woods is back to being Austin Creed now. Nice. He's already got a local ties in with- Fridge would have firm in university. I know. For a man that's a good school. Now they were kind of pricks to us that day when they came in here, but kind of, they were just gonna, you know, that bad motor felt like. He was awesome. Big E was great. Like, you know, I have to work the gimmick man. Big E still WWE though. And they kind of gave us crap for knowing the lingo, but we're, you know, the smart mark. That, well, that's, you know, there's two, there's three kind of wrestling interviews you can do. You can do the one where you're coming in saying, okay, this does fake. You could, you know, not times out of ten, even get humiliated or punched. Yeah. I wanted to. Uh, you can, uh, you could, you could say that. You can play the role where,

7:06ooh, you guys, you know, ah, don't be, ah, you know, or you can do like what we do is kind of a borderline smart mark where we know some of the industry terms and know some of the stuff and actually know some of the boys. We think they appreciate, you know, because they don't get a whole lot of. But if they don't know that we know some of the boys and girls, they look at us like, why are you spinging our language? It's like cultural theft or something. It's like when they're talking to Van Villeet or somebody like that. Like when they're talking to us, you know, they're gonna get a little of the lingo. Yes. We're gonna talk about getting over and showing color brother. Plus you saw it happen to Richard Belzer when you, you know, she told Hogan it was fake. Remember when Vader who rest in peace, big van former, uh, dude, one of the last, one of the last interviews that man did for you back. Rest in peace. Yeah. He, uh, could watch this gear more but still. That's what every wrestler always told us. He's so bad. Yeah. What a legacy. What does he smell bad? He would not watch his gear on purpose to mess with. He was, it's just being nobody wanted to work him because he wouldn't watch his gear.

8:06Yeah. And then Sean Michaels yelling at him to move. But then the top rope, they're doing a, uh, the, waiting here. Oh, poopy. Maybe a little boast. Oh. You know how fat people stink? They would do the, uh, the, uh, I don't know how else. They would do the show for the troops. The WWE would go over there. In this particular time, it was the undertaker taken on Vader and undertaker. Thundertaker. One word. Thunder taker. Not from Gaffney. And, uh, the, the, the guy from Kuwait, they were interviewing him on a TV like your Carolina would be here locally. So they were like your Kuwait. And the guy, you're Kuwait. Understand. Understand. He's the motorcycle undertaker at that time. American bad ass. He, you know, he's in the gear with, but take a Vader sitting there and guess this. I'm not, you, you wanted me to do a Kuwaiti impression. Of course. I can't come on. I can't. Give me a little Middle Eastern. I'll do Middle Eastern. I don't want to give it to anyone.

9:06So is this stuff real or no? No. Are you a Kuwaiti? Oh, dude, Vader grabbed that guy by the throat and like lifting him. Almost like, oh, Jerry Sags did me that time. And, uh, like, lift and, like, lift him up and he chairs says, just feel fat. The, you, and it was not a work. Like, they held him in prison for two weeks. Why is WWE came back and left him in Google? Who, wait, pisses off. He's a, what the channel? You're going to jam now. Will you waterboard you? How you like? We have one to take on. I'm sure. Right. Well, who's the most famous example? I can't think of right now. Name escapes. I mean, smack the reporter. You got in a lot of trouble for it. Dr. David Schultz. Yeah, that's what it would be. Why do you smack, smack him on the head or? I get in the face just like. He's like, open, yeah, open hand. He got a ton of money too. John, what was that guy's name? John Stossel. That's who it was. Yeah, it was. John Stossel. I had it. I don't know how old my nephews are. But I knew John Stossel. That's what the reporter asked about. Question eight and like are just randomly punched. He was backstage.

10:07Vince McMahon told the boys that there's a guy here talking crap about wrestling, trying to do an undercover. It was for they came out with it being sports entertainment. So Vince said, somebody got on there and give him an interview. You know, kind of like give him an interview. Boys, maybe. Or did he? Yeah, he gave him a give him a. He jumped up. Yeah, he gave a lot of money from it. It was just a real hard open hand smack. And then Hogan was Hogan and Mr. T. We're really just Hulk Hogan on Richard Belzer. Yeah, choked him out. And then there was a, it was, he got a lot of money for that too. I think Belzer got almost a million bucks. Oh, yeah, he dude, he freaking passed out and cracked his head wide open. Like a hard way, bleeding, hard way, bleeding. He was showing color brother right there. He was. What an even gig and. How you doing in a hard way? In. God. Man. Yeah. It all comes back to wrestling. I love it too. Orn Anderson at the time. I said, you almost made you ask yourself. Orn Anderson almost made me ask myself. Yes, he did. He almost. I flipped him off as a young boy and. God caught two flipping them off.

11:08He was as close as I am to you page. Because I had all seats this particular time. The gramma mamma. I'd have tore him maybe. And he could, and I just do the thing where this lift my hand up real slow and give him the finger. And he looked right at me. You know, the way a good hill would he just did his eyes real big and just slowly lifted his and flipped me back off. Oh my God, I fell to the ground. That's like a homie. Bro man. The next thing he's going to do is the thing about the throat. He's going to give me a spine buster. Do you think Dusty went back and do that? That fat hair is cute and the aisle baby is flipping everybody off. He's going to get through that fat cute up there. Look, our future die better care. Somebody go with veg and meat baby. Flip them back off. Oh God. Oh man. You know that that little fat finger from anywhere. So big when you look at the. I didn't see him. He must have been at the snack bar. Snack bar. Why don't they do those anymore? No one does snack bars. Yeah. Well look full of fat middle finger with the bullet dripping off the baby. It's a greedy little fat finger. I don't know. We saw all phone fingers. No, that's his finger. It's his real finger.

12:09This is real finger baby. Faking it no date. I'm surprised he recognized it. I don't want to go to fake it based with him. He's a big finger boy. Get the order ladies numbers, baby. Imagine dating a young Andre the giant. Getting the second base. Lord. I'll chew all out. I got to stop. I'm serious. When you start doing dusty. You're going to do it all day. Oh well you know what? The craziest thing about that is people that don't know wrestling a lot not all the time. But a lot of times when I would do dusty roads impressions think that I am doing a culturally inappropriate. And come on. Which is crazy. So had you not know it be be it. It was just it's just so you know like it's so. Are you making fun of someone sir? What is that impersonation you're doing? I'm making fun of a man from West Texas. You understand his you know what his daddy did for a living. Pleige you know what he's played. Can I call you Pleige? Pleige. Pleige. Pleige. You know what his daddy did for a living.

13:10What? He was a plumber. Plumber? It's right. It's fun of a plumber. It's fun of a plumber baby. It's fun of a plumber. It's fun when you do it and other people do it back like hey. You know the bit bud. Yeah. But what's the what's the one that gets on your nerves? I know the answer to this because I was doing it one day and I could tell you you're getting. When people start talking like much you mean. Oh yeah. I did. It just seems like people own cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. Doing a much you man. Snap in the your ass if you don't watch it. Who's in here talking about snapping into somebody's face. You don't go with let me get the. Who's in my tits and no with me that's the road. Oh that's the phone one to do too Tyson because everybody's Tyson's different. You know what? Hey, how you doing? You just got to pretend like half your tongue's missing. Ha ha ha. Pretty easy to do. Let me get $20 the number six baby. And then when the guy does it back to you like hey, he knows that'll work. If that please come in five for my repeat. You don't buy a slim Jimmy like. Oh yeah, that's going to be real good.

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16:15Jeklynx. Jeklynx. Jeklynx. Jekmallink. Yeah, you sure coulda rebord. Yeah. I can't wait to see Paige just going to hear him so much. She's going to start doing them. Do you hear Roger Man page? I can't talk to that. I can't. Yeah, it's kind of like more Kendrick's mixed with little John Fores. Yeah. It's easier for her to do a dusty. Go ahead. Do some dust. Big dust. I don't know what dusty. The mechanism does it rolls the tower of power to sweet to be sour. Power to sweet to be power. It's so much fun, baby. You can talk about anything. I don't want to make fun of it. You can talk about you swimming butt naked in the pool last night, baby. You were talking about Paige talking about last night at midnight. She go out and take the pool swimming. She was giving it up and with them suckers floating all in the water, baby. It's like there's three people in the pool. She's like, no, it's just me. I have something to say. One number does it all.

17:168774 0093. That's communication. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. In 2004 at 510 AM, a UFO was spotted over easily South Carolina. Easily 911 was flooded with one call. The one guy who saw it has committed at least 15 minutes per week. To look outside of what the media reports. To read between the lines. Is that his huge bushy beard? Or the true location of Area 51? It's now time for Matt Madness conspiracy mysteries. Hell yeah. Oh, I told you both that I wanted you to have a pen and a piece of paper ready. What I got? You got it? Boom! Until it gets thrown away. So I throw it away, fatty. Get it over there and throw it away. See if you have any paper left there, that's it.

18:16I'm sure other people have to deal with that. When other people come in on their shift and just throw away things or take it. He's like a clean Tasmanian devil, like a tornado of organization. Yes, but what you know what in here is the thing. We shouldn't. I haven't asked him. You know, I haven't seen him to ask him, but I haven't said, hey, we got a myriad of things that are missing from the studio. Do you know anything about? I don't think you did. I played the fifth. But the stuff we've left around, like the cleaning people never took. Like, there's a jug buck that's always right here on my desk. I keep it for good luck. Never goes away. There was a white stand. I would put the webcam on for... Yeah, what happened to that? That's gone. The first bottle of Fat Boy's Applewood bacon beard oil. Gone. Bequeathed the Fat Boy. The only other one I have I gave to my buddy, Skeet. Like, I don't have any more. Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.

19:16Yeah, all right. We need a video, by the way. Come on. Dang it. Yes, just everything's gone. Well, it's... Look. Where is that, though? That's why I was gonna ask. Well, where is that? Maybe it's, uh, maybe it's Dazzle. I'm surprised that there was... Oh, it's a damn went. It's not guy. That's weird. It's not guy. Cowboy Cowler took it over here. Toxles. Maybe it's one of the, uh, one of the other morning shows that I've insulted over the years. Ha, ha, ha. What up, Cammy Gottis? Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm gonna get you back. I'm gonna take some of that stuff. Teach you what this is. Damn this thing. I just got a pain that rhymes with spit, but I'll keep it in itself. Well, nice. That's what it wasn't coming. I just lit out of this. Ha, ha, ha. So I'm gonna skirt today. Page. Oh. I, uh, this, and I want everyone listening right now to participate. If you're, if, if as long as you're not driving and you're not... Pull over. Well, yeah.

20:16You don't need a pen and a piece of paper, but fat boy and page two, because to make this, are we gonna get on lights? Because we're videoing this, because it's gonna be like a cool science experiment thing. I think so, unless you want, uh, really bright, really dark. No, I think it like, as long as it looks good on there, I'm fine with it. And there's no echo. Am I on there? Yeah. And there's no echo, right? Yeah, it's like, no, there's no echo. There shouldn't be. But we'll, uh, we'll figure it out and post for sure. Oh, yeah, that's right. We have that. The Christ thing coming here and just trying to sabotage us. Or stone, man. Christ happens. Ha! Now, this is an audio settings too, you fatty. Say you sound like a echo now, don't you? You don't sound as Christ was me. Ha, ha, ha. He does have a, he has a, a, a nice, and he knows, seriously, it's just not me like backpedaling and not making that. Well, he doesn't say at first when I heard him on air, stone man from, uh, afternoons here at Rock'O'On. Uh, what? No. Planting. Planting?

21:17He, uh, I always thought he was a smoker, because that rasp. I was like, anybody's telling like, they got it. Like Wolfman Chat had to be smoking like big old stories. Ah, man. But he doesn't. He doesn't. He's just, that's natural. Smokin' big sick off in the wolf mama. That natural voice. All right. Okay. You got my whole bunch of, so if you're able to, and you'll have to slightly concentrate to do this. So we just have a wolfman jack off. I think we just do. It's been years since we did a wolfman jack off. I think we did that here together. We still have a little many ways. The last time we did anything similar was when we did that promotion with Jack in the box. Yeah. And we've seen who could eat the most breakfast jacks. Uh-huh. What did we call that one? Uh, it was the breakfast jack off. Yeah, it was. Yeah. See, you could eat the most breakfast jacks. Yeah. It was a good one too. Not one dumb. That's gonna be on video. I know. That was on video. That was on video. That was on video. He says. This is why I wanted to always always be on video. Because there's these fun little things that she does. Okay. So I'm going to read your mind.

22:19And I've done this four times now with people. And I have been Seventhful. Full time. 100% of the time. So you're not missed once. Not a single time. I have it. And me four. I know that's not like a huge. And before somebody makes a smart-ass comment, no, one of them was not Banjo, my donkey, that I asked. Ah, ah, ah. I know what he's always thinking. Benjo. I know what he's always thinking about. He's always thinking about some good. He's thinking about a half a loaf of bread. You give him it once. Like this might be too much. No, it's not what? Like, give me peace by peace, bud. What there's, he's got his teeth at like 10 times the size of hours. He eats a bigger bite than we do. Plus I like to put my finger, uh, what no. Oh. Hey, y'all. You had the dirty mind, right? If I go with his mouth with one piece of bread, there's a chance he could get my finger. So my finger has got a little cushion with half a loaf. Anyway, officer, the dispatch, we got to, uh, I know you animal.

23:20Animal finger guy. Animal controls, come over and make sure check his fingers. What were we doing? Check your fingers, baby. I'm going to read your mind if you would concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Okay. Yeah, just prepare. Okay, I wrote the template. So I want y'all to to use pen and paper, though, so you can write it down so we can prove live on video and the radio, too. And on future podcasts that I can in fact read your mind. I got no pen. Okay. Here we go. Answer these as quickly as possible. Those of you listening as well, feel free to text in at the end and tell me that yes, Matt, man, you did read my mind. Here we go. Answer it's quickly. Don't say it aloud, but write it down if you need to. The last thing is what I need you to actually write down. But this does involve some pretty simple math, okay? Here we go. God, oh, I wouldn't even have a purpose. I wasn't doing another Wolfman jack off. I was just not. Alan. Alan, look at me. Answer it's quickly as possible.

24:20Think of any number between one and 10. Got it? Yep. See, okay. Now, double that number. Got it? Yep. Page? When you got it, just say got it. Okay. All right. Double that number. Now add eight to it. Got it, baby. Okay, remember you don't say got it. Okay, that's a mixture. Now, divide that number by two. Okay, got it. Got it, baby. Yeah, got it. You don't like doing passwords or stuff, baby. Let's say got it. Now, subtract the original number that I asked you to think of between one and 10. Subtract that number, okay? Got it? Got it. Got it. Now, what you're left with, I want you to assign a letter. So, for instance, if you had one, you would go A. If you had two, B, so on and so forth.

25:20For those viewing like Norris, E would be five. Six would be F and so on and so forth. You need that? Okay, the number that you have right now, assign it a letter. So, if you don't tell me the letter or the number, if it's one, you have an A. If it's two, you have a B. Got it. If it's three, you have a C. Daddy's got it. Four is a D. Okay. Now, quickly think of the first country that you can think of that has that letter and write it down. Got it. Place, if they say I got it. I got it. All right, she's just looking. I love it, baby. Okay. Now, look at that country's name. If you wrote it down, if you not, just think of it. The second letter of that country's name. Think of the first animal you can think of. Got it? Okay.

26:21Oh. Oh. Oh, this one, I'm going to get stuck. I don't have it yet. Hang on a second. The country that you wrote down. Yep. The second letter. The second letter. Think of an animal that starts with that letter. Oh, I know it's going to come to me, but I'm trying to be quick with it. Oh, dang it, man. All right, I want to make sure that we're on the same page here. There we go. The original number you came up with, right? Also going to all the back to the beginning. What, just to make sure? Okay. Because I feel as though there may be some bad math here. Okay. The number you thought of between 1 and 10. Don't change it, but the one you had, double it. That means times two. Look at that. Add eight to it. Did that divide that number by two? Got it. Subtract your original number. Let me double check it out. I don't know if mine is right. Got it. Page, you got it? Yeah. Okay.

27:21Now, whatever number is left, give it a letter. So if you had one, you have a, if you had b, you have two. And vice, and so on. Got that. Now, take that letter and think of the first country you can think of that starts with that letter. Got that. Got that. With that. Now, look at that country or think of it and think of the second letter in that country's name. Yep. And then think of an animal that starts with that letter. That's where I'm stuck. Yeah, I'm stuck too. Can I, well, I can't look at it. Can I look at it real quick? Sure. Okay. Yeah. I am. Should do that earlier. I am thinking I might have found the two that I can't read the mind of right now, folks. Because this should be way easier than this is right now. But I'm, but I'm, uh, my gosh, my gosh, this is something is off here. I mean, this, uh, let me try this one. Y'all.

28:22Okay, I got it. Somebody can add or divide here. If this is that much of a, I can't wait to go back through it. I got it. Okay. I don't know. I want to do a third round. Okay. It's not, yeah, we did. They give the number between one and 10. You got it. Oh, we don't. They don't change it. Just you got the original. We're doing the different one. Well, you said you want to do a third round. You're doing that. No, third. Make sure you're adding and dividing. I'll go down to it right now. Well, I do. It's your job to add and just. So do you want to go, do you want to finish that one and do another one? It's going to be the same result. I'm going to read your mind. Okay. Okay. I'm, then I'm not changing. You're going to read my mind. Okay. If you did the correct. Math here, I will. Okay. First number you thought of. You're going to double it. You're going to add eight. You're going to divide it by two. You're going to subtract your original number. That left you with a number.

29:24You take that number, give it a letter. Corresponds with it. One is a two is b three is c four is d. Got it. Then you think of a country that starts with that letter. Got it. Then you think of a animal that starts with the second letter of that country. Got it. Then quickly tell them to think of the usual color of that animal. Most of this animal or this color. Got it. Okay. I am ready to read your mind. Before I read your mind, I'd like you to hold up your answer to the camera and I will look down. All right, don't look. I'm not. That's where I'm not. Let me go. This way. Don't put bad words on it because it'll get demonetized. All right, that's where we started. And then that's where I'm at right now. I think I got it. I'm not on there that I'm a retard or something.

30:24All right. I think I got it. I got it. All right. I'm good. You both showed everybody at home. You both were thinking about a great elephant from Denmark. You got the color right. In my case, not the country or the city. Okay, I didn't say a city at all. Or the country and the animal, but you got the color right. Page, what is you right now? I wrote England. No way. Normal well. Oh my god, I almost had to do that. So do we go back through it from the beginning? First off, England starts with E. The country was to start with D. Say it's got to mind. She got chlorine, brain man from yesterday. But you, okay. Let's go back through the beginning. You're okay. I let me. The number that you thought of. Let's let's. So I'll give you the answer and you'll go through the whole thing right?

31:25Yes. Okay. The number you thought of was what? Nine. Okay. And then you're going to divide. You're going to double that number. That turns it into 18. Yep. And then you're going to add eight that turns into 26. Yeah. Then you're going to divide that by two that turns it into 13. Now you're going to take the original number, which was nine. And that leaves you with four. You. I always say, hang on a second. Oh, you can't add. Not all you said take away eight. From the third number. No. I said I did the right. Let's do another one. No. No, it's work. Because I had nine 18 and then 26. Because I thought you said add eight to that second number. Then divide that second number after that one. I did it three times. Nine 18, nine 18, twenty six. We may have to consult the video on that. You think of a number between one and ten. Got it. Let's start it over. And I swear it will work. I think you did it wrong the first one. But we'll see. We have to check it. It's not possible. I don't know why I added one. Because I would have divided that one.

32:26But you said add eight then it is add eight. Follow me again. So nine was the number I thought of. You said times two is 18. Right. Then you said add eight to that number and divide the next one by two. I don't know why I added that is correct. That number. So if I added eight to the 18, one had twenty six. And then you divide that number by two, which is 13. Oh, I did 18. Good call. I did three. Hey, GD. Whoa, wait. GD here. I didn't want to do the one that. I want to take phone calls right now to see if I didn't get everybody's right. Except for y'all. Where did she mess up? I know. She was just like with the D and the E. God, we thought of the same number. And that's the weirdest thing. I know this. Do we even talk about it? We did the exact same number. I know you did. I know you did. Except I can't add. Because the contrary I came up with this one was India.

33:27And then you said come up with an animal with a second letter. I'm like, I don't know any animals. So I looked up nurse shark and then ended up with gray. And heading back to campus, timed web grades your entire text setup. Switched to Verizon, buy or bring a qualifying smartphone and get a smartwatch and a tablet on us. That's all your essential gear for zero extra dollars. Ace your classes, track your fitness and stream your favorite shows. Visit Verizon.com or your local store today. Bring an eligible phone to purchase a new phone with device payment on post-paid service plan required up to $6.49.99 watch and tablet device payment purchase with new line on $20 per month tab plan and $50 per month watch plan for 36 months required. Less up to $650 per month credit applied over 36 months per device. Additional taxis fees in terms of apply. If you're the type of person who wants data, not assumptions. Pre-new Vogue's whole body scan gives you a deep understanding of your health. Screen for over 500 conditions, including many cancers, autoimmune disorders, neurodegenerative diseases and more. Add blood panels to test over 80 biomarkers. And you've got information about your body you may never have had before.

34:28Book your scan at pre-newvo.com. That's P-R-E-N-U-V-O.com. I have normal way to learn what everything is. No, no, no way it was not the way I was. I don't know. I couldn't think of something amazing. God, this is great. That's not. It's not. This is why I'm going to go ahead and test and stuff and fake it. Because I can't think of anything. Because the audience can't add new vibes and try to. Oh my God. This is the best, like the most fun conspiracy mystery ever. The weirdest thing is we have the same number, fat boy. Everybody did. Everybody did. I led everyone to coming up to the number four. And four of what had led everyone to a country that started to be. I know what you're saying. We started with nine.

35:29When did I think it's? We're just looking back and probably would have picked a different number to be honest with you. I have trauma with that number. I've got one number for you. So many fingers are on my hand right now. Do you want to take all this or some calls coming in? Just take them real rapidly. Oh, I can't. You know, you got to do the whole thing. But they won't hold. Well, you got to our hands. I got to ask them. Oh, it's good. It's going to be real rapid. I do. I don't want legally. I have to. I don't know. But I guarantee you, Paige, that I got everyone's right. Except for you. That is weird. It was. I am so sorry. They thought of great elephant. She didn't. Great elephant from Denmark. Who is this? Yeah, talking. Nadi real quick. Nadi. I'm the figure. Nadi, what did you think of? Yes. I got it. But I started with seven. But I still got an I still got a gray elephant. I know you did from Denmark. What's that the country? My was from my was from Kenya. But I still got a gray elephant. He started with seven. So double that one and 14.

36:30So your math is off to 22. 22. Yeah. So he would have to subtract eight from the 22, right? 14. Okay. Take half of that seven. What was your original number? I got a gray elephant though. But what was your original number? Not my original number of seven. Okay. I'm going to do this. 14 is the double of that. Then you're going to add eight. So that makes 22. Then you're going to divide that by two, which gives you what number? That's a 11. 11. Now you're going to see that. Subtract the original number. Okay. Which was seven. Gives you a what? A four. A four. God, don't. You don't mind, you don't mind, you don't mind. I didn't do it. I didn't subtract the original number. Don't score it. I'm going to send you something down with the free podcast at theriseguys.com. Everything you need. This is your ice guy's morning show. Okay, so I just want everyone to know that

37:31all my friends that listen. All your friends. I'd like to say to both of them. Come on, that was fun. That uh, that yes, I know. I got it. They got it right. They had it right. I want to do it the right way. Okay. I want to get a good one going. But you might have a couple of answers too. All right, let's get some answers. Let's go to, uh, oh, let's go to Bade, Bade's online one. Hey, Bane. What's up? What's up? What did you, what did you, did you have the great elephant from Denmark? Uh, I had Denmark, but I had a white eagle. Okay. Hey, look, he didn't mess up. No, he didn't. Eagle is an elephant. Is a uh, animal. So correct. I think uh, I think five. See, it's a statistical thing. Did you have to write it down to do it or did you just do it in your head? Yeah, I did it in my ear. Come on. I know. I, that's one of the, but see, people with it. This was amazing. I can do that on like two digits,

38:32all the way down to, uh, 25, the multiples. I figured that out as a kid, only from memory. But that's what it is. You memorize stuff. So I memorized the, the template, and then just add zeros to it to make it faster. But Bane, though, you know, what though, for real, because you said, uh, eagle, which, you know, most people wouldn't have said elephant, like you're in a, uh, uh, like, would you get on SATs? You didn't take it. What? 150. What's the SATs? Oh, dude, I mean, it really, really, I'm saying you're, you're, you're a deep thinker. Does he have to take that to get out of high school? In a paper. I don't know. God, I want to get out of high school. Yesterday, she thought being on, we don't control it, make him a period no more. And that's the, you know, I said that it, it can't cause you to not get your period that it happens. But then you said you would sweat it out. I was like, God, bless.

39:33Bane, you're a smart man. I don't care what type of way to say, sir. You have a great morning. Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to owe you another red bull to Marpe. Let's talk to you. I mean, you can flip diesel. Is that right? What is, I bet that's not right. What's your name? Hey, Hey, bud. Hey, what's up, man? These. Hey, he went from diesel. Slim? Slim diesel. There we go. What did you have? Great elephant from Denmark. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, finally. I did six to 18. With 20. With the 10. And then I got four, so D's and D. The elephant in Denmark. You messed it up, right? Yeah. No, he's a six to 18. Like he doubled it from six. Let me share this with everyone. So everyone can amaze their friends and even use it on social media. No matter what number you pick, it's going to end up four.

40:34You're going to give away the bit. I don't care. I'm wearing a mask right now. They won't be able to know it's me. I am telling you the secret is that no matter what number you use is going to end up four, four is going to lead most people to Denmark for the D. Well, you know what I mean. No matter what number. No matter what number. It's going to process it down because it all just keeps dividing itself back down to that singular number which will always be four. Always. And most people will go D for Denmark. Second letter E. Most people go elephant unless you're a smart patriot like do do just hung up Bane who said Eagle. It's pretty awesome. Amaze your friends today. Where do you work? Do you want to say where you work? Slim Diesel? Uh, I just want to say I work for a medical company over here in Raleigh so I was in the middle of traffic. Nice. Well good. What's up Z? I hope you get that heart to wherever you're dropping it off and you have a fantastic day diesel, okay? You're my favorite diesel. Thank you.

41:37Dude, it's one of the things about how like the whole universe everything's zeroes and ones. Zeroes and ones. Zeroes and ones. Everything's divided by and it's the all the radio waves. Everything is zero and one. I got Denmark, Eagle and Whites. Often new number I just did. But you're thinking Eagle because he put it in your head. Well, it's the second. I got 10, 20, 28, 14, 4, D. Denmark, Eagle, White. So it did go back to. It goes back to four. Which will always go back to D. How can you monetize this though? How can you scam somebody out of money? Well, we're going to put this video on our Instagram. YouTube and many other outlets and you can amaze your friends today. For real, I'll put the, I'll write it down or whatever you do. And then you can use that template. I'll put on our social media and it'll be a whole lot of fun. It was great because you know what was great? Because it didn't go off without a hitch. That's what made it great, which was odd.

42:39But just by us too, everybody else got theirs. Not everybody dude had an eagle, which again is. Above the normal spectrum of what people would say. So he's not cookie cutter. I like him. His name's Bane. Bane. It was my wife, Penguin. What's up? You're waking up with the rise guys morning show. I love the rise guys. Oh yeah, the rise guys in the morning man. They are hilarious. This is the rise guys morning show. New shoes, new clothes, brand new grade. Switched a Verizon to make sure their tech keeps up. This back to school season buy or bring any Android phone and get a Samsung Galaxy tablet on us. Get your kids ready for the school year without breaking the bank. Visit Verizon.com or your local store today. Bring an Android phone or purchase a new phone with device payment on post paid service plan required. $3.29.99 tablet device payment purchase with new mine on $20 per month tablet plan for 36 months required. Less $330 tablet per month credit applied over 36 months additional taxes fees in terms of apply.

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