Wrote the New Bible

A signmaker calls to talk to Gethard about the novel she spent 35 years writing, tapping into life on the quantum level, and a whole lot of stuff we honestly aren't sure we understand. It's a fascinating call. Some of you are going to love this one. Some of you are going to feel like you stepped into a weird alternate dimension you can't escape. And some of you are going to love this one because it will make you feel like you stepped into a weird alternate dimension you can't escape. This caller has a story to share, and what is Beautiful/Anonymous, if not a place for people to share their stories?

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