Woodbridge Lore

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3:05get everything that's happening, and especially everything that's happening with Arsenal. But first, before we get into the week's action, you know how we started off, Jamel Johnson, give me three to 17 words of phrases to describe your feelings on the past football. I have 12 and a half words for you. OK. God forbid the red side of North London have a little motion. Yeah. What the fuck is everybody's problem? Yeah. 20 years of us, playing sexy and losing games like idiots wasn't enough for you. We're dragging you to hell and no one cares. I love it. All right, I love everything about how we play. Yeah. Oh, man, it's over for y'all. It's over for y'all. I'm tall. You think it's bad now. And that's what I'm called for life. Yeah, that fucking meme is so funny. What's that one Arabic song that they always play under it? Yeah. Just be loud and listening to it. It's like so. It's the axis of evil music. Yes.

4:05Chris Martin, straight from the UK in it, bro. No. Yeah. They just boots on the ground. Yeah. I hit my finger, I lit my finger and put it up in the air. And I sense what's happening. And I hear good stuff's happening. I mean, to describe last, we've got FA Cup and Premier League. But I will just go back to Wednesday night. And I will call it the greatest night of my life. I was even, even if I was someone, I literally was like at my mother-in-law's watching the game and then the man's seat result happened. And then I realized what forest doing and then West Ham did. And I lit she was like, I think it's texting you guys going, I don't, I'm just so happy in the middle of what to do. I'm just like, I'm just in a Scottish bedroom that my wife grew up in. And I was just like, she went to bed and I just stayed up watching matches the day. There was big ass broadswords all over the room. And I was like, Tottenham lose tomorrow. And then I like, I already knew Tottenham are going to lose the next day.

5:05It was just like, you could feel it. Oh, man. It's just like whatever happens to the rest of the season, I was just like, I was just like, just didn't know what to do with myself. Yeah, yeah. But actually, the crash that my life is my words to describe. Bursting at the seams, you know. Yeah. Yeah. For me, it's really just a song and it's, Spurs going down, Spurs going down, because you ate around the Premier League, baby. God, bro, that was such a fucking cherry on top for this week for me was, it was crazy because in our match against Brighton and with the forest result, the thing happened we needed, which was they dropped points and we gained points. And the belief was there, you could see in the fucking away crowd, everyone was pointing. Who's like that one fan? Was like in 2001, after we beat Manchester United, there's like that one guy in the crowd going like, God, you look like a famous hip-hop, this like supporter like in the heyday of the Venger era. Like it felt like that was a moment too,

6:07where everyone was like broke, it might be on. And on the other side of that, Tottenham Palace, the fucking faces on those people at the end. It was also the match where they also began to believe, yeah, we might be going down. We might be going down. All the memes have been so good, so fucking good. Man. Shout out to that guy, Sean Archibald, the best video I've ever watched. I've watched it a hundred times. Then when I sent you the guy, who's in city away at time with the glamorous life in the background, I've watched it every morning since. Thank you. I'm going to the first class. Just like looking around, God damn, what a funny and nice idea. When he pulls the camera out in the tunnel, I start crying, I'm crying. All right, well, we're covering the FA Cup fifth round, and then we'll get into match week 29. The FA Cup, some fun shit. I remember this, so the Chelsea Rexon match, that was like a fun draw on paper. Actually pretty close game, it turned out.

7:07Just that goal at the end. Wait, so they had VAR, how come they had VAR at this match? And they didn't have it at ours. Because Rexon, I heard they brought the infrastructure in to have VAR for this match, but I understand why. They're pulling them. They're pulling them, brought the cameras in. They got who the one and the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But because, I mean, I'm saying without it, this match may have been a little bit more interesting. Yeah, that was, I was telling you guys, I was saying a castle, which I decided to stay in Warwick, Warwick Castle, where like, I was, you know, with a toddler, you're like, they're kind of excited by any sort of hotel. That's not what I was like. A castle, I was like, this is, and then I didn't quite know what to expect, and turns out it's just a place full of children, obviously, some of the worst, some of the worst food ever. Like, the food that they serve, I honestly think if they'd served it from the 15th, they'd got, they'd been some food from the 15th century. Right. There that hadn't been touched for 600 years,

8:09and they gave us a big taste. It was like, it was nice, and nicer than the, the vegan swammer super salad, they tried to make me, where they had some fake meat in it. They're like, it was honestly like, but they were making it like meat, and they wanted to show you how bad fake meat was, and they were like, it was just shaved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make that work. See you, it was just shaved. Oh, what it was. It looked like a shaved ACL. I imagine an ACL shaved. They caught it a super salad. It was like a soup. It was like, what? And those weird modifiers, like, because you could, because they're super salad. They're not bad, it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We said a soup, but I know it's gonna be bad. But I was watching the game. There was a reason why I saw someone that's in a hotel room, and when Rex and the school, that third goal, I like, did the thing I often do in Arsenal school, I just started, I just started running. I just get off the ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ran towards the door. I don't know if I was gonna just run out into the, get attacked by a knight in the field. And then I was so happy.

9:09And then obviously the VAR ruined all the fun. But yeah, yeah, it shows you though, how much I hate Chelsea turns out. Yeah. You don't know how much you hate Chelsea until you celebrate them, could see. Right, exactly, exactly. Yeah, man, Liam, he's doing it still. He's doing it still. Jamal would say. Those men are perfectly engaged. Were you, did you think Rex and was gonna maybe do it? Cause I mean, the weight was playing out. You're like, oh shit, they're fucking hanging in there right now. Like they felt, you know, the magic of the FA Cup and all that was in full swing. Yeah, I mean, listen, of course I thought they had a chance. And my girl asked me who I wanted to win. And I was actually, I was like, I think I want Chelsea to win cause if we drew Rex and then laws, that would be more embarrassing. You've been so, you've been so, you've been so worn down by Arsenal Fountain for the last 27 years. Yeah, it was like, it's like nothing, it's something good. You know, you're gonna draw Chelsea

10:11for the fifth time this season. You know, that's happening. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The beach, you know, I love seeing Kukurello on the ground. It was like a real game. Yeah, yeah. Love seeing them on the ground. Love seeing Kukurello on the ground. Yeah, just stay down, bro. Stay fucking down. Don't get up. It's like, he's like, what position do you want me into? And she's on the ground. Ah. Corpse on the ground. Corpse on the ground. We're doing a corpse style. Clipped by Kiefer Morphe. Yeah. Yes, thank you. What do we call this position? The desecration of the corpse. Yes, yes. Anything else about that one before we move on? I mean, Rob McEleney's cheekbones was looking strange as hell up there. Oh, I see. Oh, they were there together. They were hanging out and it's like, to me, the vibe is Ryan Reynolds actually might love this shit. And Rob's kind of along for the ride. That's kind of the read I have, but hey, I'm watching from a extreme distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. I mean, like everybody's getting in on the ownership thing. Because what, you know, what Michael Bjorn?

11:12Does he, he was part of Bournemouth? Yeah. It's not a few years. KSI, my favorite YouTuber. Who, who does he, who does he bought into? He's just bought Dagenham and Redbridge. Oh. Sixth tier. What 20% of that Dagenham, I mean, that's just as depressing as much money he's got in a way. But no, fair, fair play to the guy. He's a content creator. And I, who can we buy us three? Is why he, what's our level? Okay. It's really dullage or something, like dullage. How much do you need? This is it, how much do you reckon we need to, let's get a 10 tier team, surely. It would be, surely. How it would have to be someone in like 10 G's, 10 G's between us. I'm thinking, yeah, you think we can even get a league two team? It's probably the national league. Oh, mate, no, it's below the national league. Yeah. It's going to be, yeah. No, it's not mean the 10th tier. I mean, I mean, you like a regional, a regional, regional, regional, regional, G's. No, we're going to, we're going to buy a team that plays on a boat. All right, so maybe some, west six, west six league division one.

12:16We're playing a team that have the wrong type of studs for the surface. They've got moldy's when it's, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, that's us for sure. They have like the kind, the pitch looks like the shit they have at like a mini golf place, which is just that like plastic shit. That's all they don't even know to even use the basket grass. Yeah, school is the one. It's Easter basket. Yeah, that's it. There it is. From good, we're like, yeah, we're doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you play us in April, the Easter egg hunt, yeah, bro, shots. Also, like all of our opposition, like tears their ACLs on this thing, because you're slipping a slide, brother, there's no grip on this fucking thing. And it's designed by our players. Our players don't have ACLs. No, I think that they're going. They've been shaved and eaten by Chris. They've been saving, they've been served at what it costs. They're quadruped, they're quadrupeds. They're more stable, okay? Because as a play crab, crab football, what are you talking about? And you're like, trying to shuffle the ball. It's got to be cheap to get into the crab soccer league. Yeah, okay. Like what can you, you could probably be able,

13:17I bet for like a thousand bucks, you can get your name on the side of the stadium, in most places. That's probably the most I can get to right now. I'm sorry, I said crab soccer. Do they play, do little kids play crab football in the UK? Do they put on like, do they get on the carts and? We did it. Wait, what's the, what do you mean on the cart? Well, what's that? Okay, so you had me too, you started talking about vehicles. You never seen these little, they were used to play on like little vehicles, bro. This is like 93. What do you do? We're in like kindergarten. That's a little plastic like that. Like the, like the shit that a like a trash can, what's it on? Like a janitor can move the trash can like the things with the wheels. Yes, they used to have a slime around me kicking a football around on little trash can. You know, you know what that is? That's, that's the car industry. There's grips on kids on a young age just to that. No, that you need to be in some form of car from, from even they're just, when you play football, you should be driving on a freeway, it's good part of transport, it's good to plan it. Individual, yeah. Your individual cart.

14:18Go be free on our highways and byways. Moving on, Newcastle one, city three. Even Newcastle played all right, actually. And then, you know, City at Marmouche, though, bro. It's so funny. Like he just comes out and knows something. He's quiet and doesn't play for a long time. And then boom, had some fucking out. Last goal he had was hit. So nice. He looks decent when he plays, doesn't he? But he doesn't sit, but then he stood up on his, I said, I've read he scored 14 goals, but seven of them against Newcastle. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's like, he's like what, as it is for us. Like he's like, oh, yeah, like I'm gonna fuck this one team up real bad. When I'm playing him for whatever reason. Was this the first game in a while, City didn't concede in the second half. Forget scoring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, like put together a full defensive second half. That's pretty annoying. Yep, yep. I don't know if you can read, when you, these results, I don't, I do think, I think the players, I might be wrong.

15:19I'm not a professional footballer, spoiler alert. But I do think when they play in these games, it's like, it must be quite nice that I, it's meant, it's a mentally a different thing to the league. It must be a nice break when you're chasing a team or trying to keep the lead or trying to get in Europe or avoid relegation. Oh, this is, it's a bit of fun. Obviously, we'd love to win it, but it's like the third most important competition. But yeah, even, I mean, they started, the city started Savinio. So, you know, that's what you're trying to do. Yeah, it's finished. His finish was very funny. It was truly like the definition of right place, right time. But it's like, I don't even know, man, I kind of, my foot was just fucking there. Literally, my foot was there and it hit it. Like it's so funny to watch that replay and slow motion because like, there's a little bit of movement in his heel. He's like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hit that. Cause he's Brazilian though, a bit of, he's like, maybe he meant to do the most like, uh, easy, finishable time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just all backspin. So it just goes, just crossed the line and it comes back. Then just starts to listen.

16:19Every goal that Ramsdale gives up to is just like, gut, wrenching, heartbreaking, silly, stupid. Yeah. The way I watch Ramsdale is like, I'm related to him. Like, I don't know if I was saying he's my son, but it's like, it's like I'm watching my brother. Like you have his jersey on. Yeah, I'm like, at the moment. Please just make it through this. Yeah. You know, with Ramsdale though, I'm like, I have this sort of thought as a, you know, I used to love him and then he's that kind of mate. You're like, I love that guy. He's so good. He's such a good laugh. And then the more and more distant you get from him, you're like, he did say a few racist things. Actually, you know, I think about it. And he listened and he never paid for, he never paid for a drink. And yeah, he did, you know, he, he said some pretty inappropriate things about my wife is back, like, actually, yeah, screw that guy. I'm glad he placed a new car, so he's stinking up the place. Oh, wow. You got, well, why'd you get so angry at him with the distance? What is it? Cause he said stuff about my wife's backside in the heart. And I called it a backside.

17:21I don't know why I called it a backside. It's a backside. A backside. Lord, yeah, when you say like that, I'm like, what's wrong with it? The only other side is back. Is it like square shape? Yeah, yeah. I'm up a minute, I'm up. Are you going to use that phrase in America backside for bum? No, we do. We do. But it's more like a, like a threat. Like if you say like, oh, I don't know. Like if you're referring back, I'm going to hit you in your backside. Yeah, that's more how I heard you say it. It's more about a, it's more about child abuse. Yeah. Yeah. Are we mentioned behind part? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or it's just behind your behind. Now I think about it. Ramsdale did threaten to hit my wife's backside if she continued her behavior. Hmm. I've actually had a friend do that. It was like a mom, my, listen, I, one of my guys that I went to high school with. Okay. It's like this legendary Woodbridge, Virginia story.

18:21He's hanging out with another girl from our high school. Another legendary Woodbridge, Virginia story. Yeah, put the graphical remark. Yeah. Put the ship with the gym shot. Get me in. All listeners are like, that listening, this we got. There's another legendary Woodbridge. Oh, you know, there is the theme music. It's time for another Woodbridge, Virginia, or story. Okay. Long story short, he's hanging out with this girl. We also went to school with her mom. And the mom is hot. This is like a hot mom. She's got a fat butt. And I guess she was asking my guy like, hey, what do you think about? What do you think about this outfit I have on? And my boy goes, you really want me to like talk about how fat your ass is? You want me to start like, what do you want me to do? You want me to tell you how fat your butt is, ma'am? Gets kicked out. Just remove, gets kicked out of West or the school.

19:21This house. This is just hanging at the house. Okay. You're just hanging out of the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just wants the mom, the mom kicks him out. Yes, the mom removes him and it's like, well, you did ask. Hi, your ass looked in the jeans. She really freaked out. Yeah, he's short circuited. He's short circuited and it just, it went sideways. I don't know if they've spoken since. Yeah, that's probably how the, in his mind, he saw a lot of porno's that start like that. So he was like, fuck, what do I do? Yeah, he was like, what do you want me to do? You want me to like grab your butt right now? Like, what's up? He said it just like that. Yes, that's crazy, bro. It was going to be, yeah, it was not. Fuck you, me, how you look? What you want me to do? You got a fucking fatty? What do you want me to do? You just gripped it from behind, what you want me to do? You're doing a perfect impression as usual, bro. That's exactly what happened. Just so like inconvenience like. Yeah, he was like, what the fuck are you trying to do? You told me to grab the ass? Was he dating her daughter or was he just hanging out with her? I think he was just hanging out. He was just hanging out on the inside. Yeah, yeah.

20:22Wow. That's fucking, how do I look? Spat saw the hot mom. Hot mom said, how do I look? And he spas. Anyway, that's it for Woodbridge Corner. Wow. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Okay, thank you. And that has been another moment in legendary Woodbridge Virginia lore with Jamel Johnson. Next week we'll hear a story about when a dad asked his son's daughter, how his chinos looked. Yeah. Yeah. You know how it feels like. Oh, you want me to start beating me right now? Yeah. I had a giant, a giant dong. Was it time for it? Yeah. Was it Yankee Doodle time? What did you think it is? So what? So what then? So what then Mr. Robbers? You want me to tell you what the outline looked like I can see the head? Anyway, we're just trying to watch Gilmore girls. Please keep it moving. Mansfield won Arsenal too. Wow. See, those are brilliant segues. We should get awards for that.

21:25That was a great match. Mansfield, they were saying the oldest book. Ball ground in the world or some shit. Excuse me. Yeah. Damn. The pitch looked as old as the castles, the castles, the grounds I was staying on. I will say that. Yeah. What the fuck? All this ground? They got a moat. They got a moat around his outside. Yeah. They got a moat. Oh, it's been a play. He's got hit by an archer at any point. Yeah. I like that the narrative on this game was that it was just a well played tough game. Like truthfully, I felt like we could have had four and everybody's like, hey, down the plate, great. I'm like, down. We should have scored. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah. He could have scored. I mean, he got me out of the match. Him not scoring is the only thing he's like every time he plays, he looks. He looks insane. Like, I am like, it's very hard to not be overly excited by 16, Robert. He genuinely looks like, whoa. Can you say that again? That's the best. Can you just say that? Run that back one more time? You. Hang on. Let me go.

22:26Yeah, don't say that. Nobody, nobody talk about how about the like 16-year-old? What? Oh, shit. You did it. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to everybody listening. I wanted you to say. I want to do this. What am I trying to say? Oh, yeah. Don't, man. Not scoring. It's like I remember when Dunbellet never scored for Barcelona. Remember that stretch when he was a. Versus it. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody kind of hated him a lot of dribbling highlights. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for real. No, but I mean, to Chris' point, it's very difficult not to be excited about this 16 year old in terms of their footballing ability. No, he is good. He gets to the gliding. He plays so, he moves so casually, that's what kind of freaks me out about him, is like he's so calm on the ball, and he has every single movement down, like there's no weakness in his touches. He's in total control when he had, there was one nutmeg he did on somebody, closing him down so quick, I'm like, bro,

23:27this guy, Max Downman feels you coming in hot, and you're gonna get fucking skined right now. And, but we did, and then the guy took him down, but the way he dribbles, I'm like, bro, he dribbles like a fucking deed. He looks like a swam, doesn't he? He looks like a swam. No, he's got it. See, any effort, he just moves. Yeah, he looks like he's protected. He looks like he's protected by the royal family. Or Christ or Jesus Christ or Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, if you kill a swan, you can be killed for treason or something. There's like, there's a very little baller. Swan is, was the queen's, I mean, she's, she's now dead, but there's the king now, but I think the swan is the, is a protected animal because they belong to the royal family. Oh, wow, that's again, something, so you just get to all the swans. They just took all the swans, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a surprise, they're all white, and if we know about the royal families, they're all swans owned by a queen. Of course, you know,

24:28swam is swan upping? That's what it's, what the fuck does that? But there's no, they do not own all the swans, okay? Well, why would you ruin my, made up thing that someone told me, but I'm doing a simple fact check. Sorry, I just, the idea, I didn't mean to ruin it. I think it's probably, I didn't ruin it myself by saying the royal family own all the swans in the UK, all right? And I love how not helpful I've been throughout the whole story. Shit. Um, what else? Is this something to the royal family in swans? Is there any relation to swans and royal family if I got that wrong? Or is it geese? Is it geese? Is it a different type of foul? No, apparently this would be hilarious. It is like, no, there's like a ton of people, it sounds like this is a commonly held belief. But there is a, it says, no, they don't. If you stand outside Buckingham Palace and you cut us one's head off, the questions will be asked. They're not a problem.

25:28They're gonna, they might move, they might spin to the, you know, the royal guards there who, have you ever seen the surgery? They're not allowed to smile or laugh. They have to scare people getting their face and do stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you stood in front of one of them and cut us one's neck off, that man, he will, he will take off his hat and put it in place. I mean, that's the nice effect. I bet, I bet we get one of them to laugh. I've seen videos where dudes have gotten them to laugh, like over really dumb shit. And I'm like, bro, that's it, you're coming with that and you got to do it. Jamel just sells them a story for, remember Woodbridge, Woodbridge, hi. Yeah, you bring it. I got something for you. You pull up with a fucking Bluetooth speaker. Like, all right, man, let me tell you if you heard this one before, okay? Let me paint the, let me fucking set the scene really quick is 1999. All right, this is at the height of the DC sniper arrow. Okay, everybody's walking crazy to class. It's a lot of zigzagging, yeah, zigzagging. This is how we walk, bro. Can you play the music? You walk like this? This is how we walk. Let's start.

26:29He'll toe in. Oh. Yeah. Oh, all right, let's take a break. Well, anything else before we go? I mean, grand dogs by the Christ boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they think they think from the Lord. Yeah, great work. And also was nice for, let's, you know, not to be too patronizing, but Mansfield is a difficult ground to go to. They got, right. I think they have Chairman was trying to like, fleece loads of Arsenal fans by Charter and like 200 quid to get some exclusive seats where they got like a free pie or something like that. I saw online, but, wow. But no, they had their moment. They had their moment. Yeah, yeah, totally, totally. It was funny to see like in the crowd, they were showing like the Chairman and his wife and like, they're so fucking posh. But like, the ground is like, just straight up old wooden bleacher type shit. So it was like, for how glamorous they were given the state of the ground. It felt like maybe, maybe they put their Sunday best on for that one.

27:29It looked, they were like, oh, baby, we're here at the FA Cup, but I got splinters in my ass. They did have a look. They looked like they was about to like adopt like a fictional child. They were like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you look for me. Yeah, yeah. That family might adopt you if you scored a day. Yeah. They don't ever know. I was like, I don't want to judge him, but they do look like they go to all inclusive results, look for freshly married couples and then try and have sex with them. That's what they look like. Yeah. I'm like, for sure, looking for a third. Have I been all inclusive on a day of my wife where I see all the people who love that, try to have sex with me and my wife? Maybe, yeah. Oh, man. Maybe I have. And who approached? Does it, there's usually the woman? It's always a woman coming at the woman music, right? Yeah, there was a funny one where we'd notice those swingers and on the final day were at the bar. It's a really nice Canadian couple who looked very much like that from Newfoundland, sort of remote part of Canada. Really nice chat with us. Newfound. Yeah, Newfoundland. And we called them Newfoundland and they said, what? And I said, don't matter. It's something that miles or something in the future.

28:31And we're drinking at the bar. And then I say to Hannah, go, we're psyched out of their swingers. And she went, don't be so judgmental. Not everyone is trying to fuck us. And then 12 minutes later, she came back from the piano where the wife was rubbing her bum and was like, yeah, that's where he was. Yeah, it wasn't so at all. How do you know she was rubbing on my boo. She's rubbing my backside, mate. She's rubbing my backside. Rubbing up on my backside. I asked her what I looked like in this dress and she said, she wanted to talk about how. You want me to do it? You want me to say, bro, that that cake is busting out. What the fuck do you want me to do? Fucking crazy, man. It's like you were there, guys. Fuck outta here, man. It's like I was in the room. Fuck you want me to, how do you, how do you look in those jeans? When we say, you fucking dumb dick, man. I'm sorry, mother. All right, let's take your quick break. It will be right back.

29:39And we're back. And the Premier League is continuing to fry the circuits of Arsenal haters across the globe. It's funny now that we are seeing takes where the hate is so bad that now like the contrarian pundits are now being like, I don't know. Something's going on with all this Arsenal hate. It's kind of crazy now. And it's gonna be the same motherfuckers that were shitting on us at the beginning of the year saying like set piece F.C. things. I'm like, I don't know. Here's the need to step their game up. But anyway, Brighton Hill, Arsenal one, a lot in the buildup, a lot of shit talking from Old Herceler saying, oh, you never, these guys, they take so much time. And they're in burn the set pieces. And we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, well, we go in there. Bukkail Saka gets in there for the ninth minute. And we hold on. And we get the fuck out of there. We got our three points. I just want to say, before we get into the post match, how did you, how did the match look and feel? It wasn't a great, it wasn't a great one to watch, you know what I mean? But at the end of the day, we did what the fuck we had to do.

30:43Yeah, I mean, the second half literally hurt to watch. I, I definitely almost had like a hernia just like watching like the last 10 minutes, it was so fucking stressful. But it's like, listen, bro, this is, this is where we're at. We're still dealing with injuries all over the field. Right. It's a tough win. Yeah, that's good. And I don't know how to say a tough ground too. Yeah, no, I, I think I said on the last pod right, I said, if we win that one, I'll start believing it's looking good for Arsenal. And I kind of had a sneaky hope. Forrest would like do something against City, but I didn't really believe it, but I knew they had weapons to do something to City. But the Arsenal game, it was a weird one because like, I honestly think in the first half, we were really quite, after we scored, we were really quite Arsenal pretty bad. They just couldn't string passes and it's been a common theme. But then you look at all the games that Tuesday and Wednesday, a lot of teams served up just eggy games because that point of season players tired. They like it's like, it's just trying to get out of dodge. And so, but weirdly in the second half, especially when Kai, I'm, I have to go on.

31:47Yeah, true. Coming on did settle things. Yeah, I know. I can't actually. And it just meant the ball, like even stuff like Arsenal playing long, but he like wins, again, like, Giorgio doesn't really win. No, no. So he's not going to hold it up. Is that really? No. And so even though we were Arsenal down 1-0, I'd never, in the first half, I did think I was like, Brian, I mean, they had a chance to give the line in the first two minutes by Gabrielle. And in Arsenal school, they looked really confident. But in the second half, I didn't, they had the ball and they didn't have any. I wasn't like, they had that one cutback when Minte got passed mascara, who nearly on a year ago, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, penalty and got, but when that one, that went wide. And then apart from that, they didn't really, I think Arsenal just had a point in the season where they're tired. They just wanted to get that win. And it's like, they back themselves to contain and like not can see dangerous. You know, I hate doing it. You know what I mean? Like, I hate when it ends up like that, but sometimes, you know what I mean?

32:51You just got to fucking do what you got to do. You know what I mean? I pray five times a day, bro. You know what I mean? That's the way you're going to get this right. It's OK. That's how we get the three points, Michaela. I'm going to take you to that. Uh, the jacket is so crazy that they play that so much under the ice. Have you seen the memes with him looking like bin Laden? I'm going to be honest, dog. We win. I'm converting to Islam dog. I'm out. Oh, wait. Hold on. There's two conditions. You said, if we win, you're moving to Uganda. So you're going to Uganda. I'm moving to Uganda and you're converting. Yeah. I'm riding with Allah to the end. There you go. That's what's going to happen. Hey, look, I'm famously unaffiliated, too. I'm getting a Chicago PD Chicago man tattoo on my, on my wrist. Now that my sort of crystals, I've sort of put them on the backbone. I am in the market for a new religion. So yeah, this is going to go crystals is going to go well. I think, like I said, from the beginning, us, uh, desiccrating religious items.

33:53It's going to be. So great. I go well. It's going to go up. We should just invent our own religion. You know what I mean? Then there is no, there is no offense that we can, I mean, our journalism is, it's almost at that level. Oh, it is. It is. It's the, yeah, it makes us insane. Um, definitely. The mentalists, I think, yeah, right? Yeah. Look, people know when we go up one mill, get the prayer rugs out. I'm not playing it. Look at riding shit to the top. Um, so Ursula, after sounded very, very salty. I just want to play his post match comments because this was like the beginnings. Everyone would be like, yeah, exactly. Do these guys are fucking waste of time. I think there was only one team who tried to play football today. And therefore, I'm proud how, how they did it. I asked one question. Did you see in the Premier League game, a goalkeeper going down three times? No. So I think we shouldn't waste too much words about that tonight.

34:57We should focus on, on us. We should focus on our performance. We can't control these kind of things. I think, therefore, the Premier League has to find the rule. Where will this go in the future? That's my question. Where will this go? Like at one game, we play 60 minutes. And then when you play against us in only 50 minutes, that is 10 minutes different. So is this? Yeah. Okay. You don't want to pull up the stats on the ball being played. Uh, tell you what mate. Yeah. I don't want to get it done. We run him over his left shoulder because that is some salty shit from that shoulder. And then that's the luck we need to win the league. Yeah. Yeah. I said like he sounds like though he's apparently quite unpopular anyway. And he's just, just a whiny. Spirit mate, your team is like 15th. Yeah. What like twice in 10 games, get your mother's fucking house in order. Don't worry. Why are you worried about us? We're at the top now focus on your shit. They're speaking at our house These ones are sponsored by Kassimi St. Cloud Florida. I know on their sleeve

35:57That's the funny issue on mass vacation Sponsorship is what is is that time Shes? Is it time Shes? Basically? Yeah, it's time share area. It's Florida It's you know, it's a place for swingers It's one of those places in America that you will always see random ads for but have never thought of going to but it's always kind of Ambiently around people like come to Kassimi and you in the ads all way you know the ads is not accurate Like it's a guy win sailing and it's like I'm gonna go to Kassimi St. Cloud and a guy on bath salts is gonna Swing a knife at me. I ain't it's not gonna go like this. Yeah, a doorless Jeep flying a confederate flag is gonna say something that an Interracial couple trying to ask me if I'm lost. Yeah, yeah Saying you know, you know where you're at boy. Oh, what the fuck is this anyway? So the whole like I did there a lot of people came on this thing. It's like yeah, there's something has to be done a time waste Things crazy a lot of places have you know like the athletic shout out to them They put a lot of data together a lot of places have put data together to be like guys

37:00This is this is completely fabricated like this narrative of like this is arsenal just does this thing I think because Hercler said before he's like watch what happens when they go up one hill They'll hold on to the ball forever. They do this all the time. They do this all I don't know I thought I'd have more possession in the second half after they have to be scored They did but I mean I think aside from that right like if you look at the entire scene like like goalkeepers, right? In your time on how long like if you want to talk about time wasting right a lot of that people talking about Well along the goalkeepers of the ball for you got to blow the whistle For Brookin is second most in the league after lemons at United David Raya is third from the bottom in terms of time taking because that's We played differently. I don't know and like with the corner kick thing is we take long for corners If it's nil nil if we're down one nil if we're up three, you know That's just how it is because we're running the fucking set play for our set pieces So it's not really this idea that it's a tactic to somehow make to make up for our lack of true footballing ability

38:06Because that's really what they're trying to get at is to say that like you're only winning because you do this Rather than you're dominating nearly every fucking phase of play making you have a possible for teams to operate I think I think that Broughton actually played really well. He could have just been if he wasn't such a little Winnie McWinus and then yeah, he could have been like my team played well We just didn't we lacked a bit of cutting edge because that's kind of true, but they they they really did like A kind of a number on us in retaining the ball and they made us play not ideally how I don't think I don't think our Tessa set the team up to play like that. I just think a lot of tide players and they just resorted to what they they thought they could do But he just he just he just sounds like an a hole. So yeah, we're just gonna go back and check the old clips I got it because remember when I said it was like go back and listen So what this motherfucker says after we beat them every damn time I haven't gone back and check the old hurt slip clips. I'll check that later check. Yeah, who need next week's Thanks for the six thanks for the six points and thanks for taking five of sissy. Yeah, that's

39:09Hey salute man salute to you and shout out Danny well back I like that he came and applauded the away fans, you know, it got his love too because we'll always look Hey, we like Danny well that 2016 season when we came close like with Lester I still remember that fucking valentine game. I took Valentine's Day game Yeah, I mean, and also under the guys if I have a surprise for you And she did not think it was gonna be going to watch Arsenal that day. Let's just say that the last The match is the one you went. Yep. Oh my god. We're Danny fucking bro. Oh, that was like I will never forget that match. That was such a fucking beautiful feeling and that that was a moment Guys, maybe it they in fact did but it was but anyway, Arsenal for years as we've said Have been called soft and not gritty and not grinding out and now that Arsenal do that everyone hates it And they can't deal with it. Yeah, and screw It's just I don't know. It's so transparent when you have no logical criticism You know what I mean because all of the emphasis being like will they do this?

40:13Nobody's fucking talking about all the other like fucking bum-ass clubs around us that are dropping dumb fucking points too Like why why are you worried about how long we're taking what we're Supposedly, you know the narrative that you're pushing about that and you're not talking about fucking city falling apart Against the team that's in a relegation scrap like I know fucking worry it like what the fuck again? Because I think it just I think it just shows how Like on a cellular level people just do not want to see Arsenal win And I think they prefer Arsenal to be this like banter club that always gets close enough And then they can always say hi hi hi about him like oh whatever. Yeah, man. People like us better when we was fucked up in Ashi man Yeah, that's what they want. They want to see us down bad doing clown shit Exactly, Arsenal where the school nerd who now owns a massive corporation and Won't hire you And now we're doing surveillance capitalism on everybody and now we control everything welcome to help

41:14Yeah, yeah, we're drinking your blood. Sorry. Yeah, it is what it is Yeah, we're having massive parties with loads of attractive swingers and you're not invited and you're not invited But for you you have a different set of laws that you will abide by We will live in our personal freedom lifting superwear at every possible moment To be critical of us I will say this mascara on the road is an issue That's where he He's great. He's sure and this is his first year in the print. So it's like yeah, the expectation should already be like Yeah, like limited, but His bad games are all on the road. I don't think he likes English criticism something about English yelling is It's spooky. It throws him off. Yeah, it's spooky because you go from like the comfort of the Emirates To any you know any club that doesn't have a full blown, you know, a wonderful facility The textures different the vibe is definitely different. He does not like it

42:18Know that to your point note I was worried about Arsenal even being able to win the game without Celeba because Celeba Every is hype scabriel, but Celeba is just quietly the best center back in the league The way progress is the ball where he never looks phased when he doesn't play for Arsenal. I think the win percentage is like Just dips massively. We've lost believe two years ago because he was gone. Yeah So he's one of our main ball progresses. You lose him But still great out of the result and that's that's what it's about at this point in the season And yeah, mascara. Maybe he's just showing his youth a little bit. It's kind of business end and he's Incapier though that dog that dog is He's doing it right now. Yeah, you know what I fuck with this dog Yeah, that dog is like a human that dog is driving over and that dog is right. Yeah, I'm gonna ask him for a ride Yeah, you get you might give me a road. Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, you're drunk. That's okay. I trust you great He's quietly quietly become one of the best like left backs in the league His tools like tools one percentage, you know, you know our Ted is loving that he's first in the league last completion first

43:21Forward past completion first Short past completion first possession first possessions one verse lost second Okay progressive past accuracy third past completion to the final third third. He's any few goals in there too Yeah, he's in there. He's in there. He's God bless him But to the set piece thing apparently like the premier league is they're having meetings About set piece goals and holding in the penalty area is something that's happened I get the holding in the penalty area because like yeah, there's some cynical shit going on We do it. Well their teams do it if you're gonna call it then like start really calling that shit But like the ubiquity of set piece goals is such a weird way to be like They're scoring to I don't I don't understand like this is the other agenda is like are there too many set pieces This feels like anything when the game evolves any sport When a team starts to do something different than people always shit on it or be like this the game's got like This is like when people started like shooting threes like the emphasis on three pointers and then be like this is fucking dumb

44:24It's a tree now you have a league that has so much parity that it's actually it makes it very competitive I think the real thing with the set pieces and stuff for like the idea about the game becoming stale I think also just speaks to how How much money is in the premier league That to go down Is absolutely it's like it can be fucking life or death like losing out on that money So you're going to you're going to play in a different way Because so much fucking money is riding on I think that's the other really under rated aspect Of what the mindset is for a lot of teams to just for surviving and what that looks like when they play Better teams because sometimes the games are open depending on the opposition and other times you know people are like We're fighting for our fucking life and yeah, some people are going to play a little bit more desperate and it might not be as open Yeah, man, they fucking they had to lock shit down. It is This what is this a billion dollar two billion dollar ten billion dollar league right it's nuts Yeah, they're saying 27% of primarily goals have come from set pieces

45:29Excluding penalties and I bet and I listen I hope that they Changed the rules. I bet it'll make it easier for us to play Honestly, yeah, yeah, you know, but our tetra like he like predicted this a few years ago He like he's that's again why people sort of think he's he doesn't He just under he do you see him in an interview? Is it like um After the Chelsea game and he was like Yeah, you used to just like invert a fullback or you'd bring you'd have a false nine and then you have an extra man You go over low, but then teams are too clever and they worked out. It's like everyone Everyone is good. They all have the analysis. So you can't just do that now. You have to find margins everywhere So yeah, yeah, he's my lord and savior as well. I'm right. I don't do anything. He says to me. He's out here You know what I mean? He's got to figure it out dude. He's got to figure it out. He's got to figure it out Um, those memes still Happy Ramadan happy everybody hell yeah

46:36Speaking of right sure you can talk about is the game gone or whatever the arsenal only winning because it's Man city to Forrest to you're at the fucking etti had And you're playing a team that's fucking fighting for their lives And you get peace stuff At your own house. Yeah, this is what happens when you try to play Nice to free flow or you cannot there cannot be a flow anymore man This is the premier league that that Elliott Anderson goal was so fucking beautiful. Oh my god So show the show city, right? Roderie Not he's not quite let the same as he senses ACL as since his knee got served up in that defensive He's still passing really well. He's still passes the bar really well, but is yeah But that space that Elliott Anderson gets off the one two and then I mean what a great goal But yeah that kind of goal and then the goal they can see does like they can add the numbers back for the um Give the way. Yeah, it gives white. Yeah, what a finish that was by the way Yeah, I was gonna ask how you read what that one Chris. What do you think of that? Oh, I love that

47:39I love a little as is really an improvised finish. Yeah, it's just the it's the only way he could score really I mean, I don't know. I just I love a goal like that. It's like it doesn't look it's like bounces off someone's It's a nutmeg. It's a back-heeled nutmeg It's a goal, but it kind of looks a bit janky. So he doesn't get a lot as much hype as like a a scream If I said the box, but what a clever clever boy Yeah, yeah, what's actually like cross your leg like the way he's back me like that. It's He's literate with the ball like boss. He's very filfolded in though, bro He's I don't know what the fuck happened that they he he is not looking what he needs to look like especially for the Responsibility that was supposed to be on his shoulders with the brunel even too. I just don't think he's he's like now in the prime you need to be Physic you need to what can filfold and can hit a ball from us of the books. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Doesn't it's not big enough. He's not a great passer You can beat you can hold on remember that one that one for as it on the whole come on now

48:41That one pass that filfold is the greatest pass ever delivered the one pass. Yeah, yeah We're going to say. Well, yeah, no emphasis on the black player who finished it beautifully everything on filfold Oh, what that pass though. He just laid it off England's Phil Foden's also protected by the royal families where he's like he's the swan of the every Phil Foden every Phil Foden is owned by The royal families that I haven't heard that And actually, I think we may end up in the the stockades if we keep this up Talking about him. I think that might also be a crime. But yeah, no, he doesn't he doesn't look it He doesn't look he's not going to he's not he's not Sameno is the reason if they're going to They're going to like win it is going to be white. I mean that guy is yeah He's already like their most important player as well as Roger and and Holland. He's so he scores it Sameno yeah, yeah With the Lion King song every game the guy scores every game every fucking time Anything else. I should we look downward just just just to go on just before you do that that last few minutes when I saw

49:46The clearance of the line. Oh my god. Yeah, the clearance of the line firstly the penalty on Harlan That should be a penalty, right? That should be a penalty. Yeah, that was a funny like I mean I don't want to be on Bernardo Silver's side when he's like yeah, I was like that's very surprising That wasn't a penalty, but I think he Harlan did kind of A lot of strikers do that. They kind of leave their leg near the goalie. They kind of know what they're doing Maybe he didn't do it quite stylishly enough But yeah, the clearance of the line. I'm so glad I wasn't watching that game Just to watch the Arsenal Broughton game, but I would have I would have what I did was I switched right because our match ended Then the away and erupted because the the final whistle had just gone in the city match But by the time I was able to like switch it over you know like it was on peacock or some shit by the time it loaded It was like the last I was it was watching the last 20 40 seconds of it and I was like what thought it still felt like they almost could have done it But if that was so fucking stressful just off the goal line and everything fuck mattered again

50:48That match with that result. It really felt like Now I'm getting I'm getting excited. I'm getting really excited. I'm excited Seven points now seven is good. I'm excited just from the fact that we don't have to win at the Eddie had now I don't think it's over I actually like every time we get a big result I look ahead like four or five weeks. I'm like fuck man Every day we play is like Inform all of a sudden It's in a good away from home. Yeah, I mean the one the one I keep looking at on the city's fixtures is like We've talked about our favorite manager Racine you're a lot, but I think That Chelsea will be City at home and like Jalpedo is on fire Yeah, yeah, he's done well. He the only man and he can't be is asked But because it's it's like he's just like the the big of a he's the original LinkedIn King Yeah, when you're copying someone's homework, they got to go watch this. I'm like give you a couple of bum answers

51:50And they're like what? Yeah, cuz you copy me, bro. Well, I got you figured Cuz yeah, every ten at home. I mean with like looking at how those fixtures played out last year We won at home against Everton last season not to say that that's what's gonna happen now But if we can continue, you know that the with these results We Like you said every week Chris we're three points closer to known What's going on? We are we are getting closer each week getting closer each week. Let's say that Not with confidence with confidence. Should we now look past our gaze to the southern hemisphere of the table Well, yeah, because forest because forest drawing I was like latsukut That's the result of the bomb for forest. Oh, okay, so now you you got a point and then they got a point and then I saw West time Oh Chris, was it Crescencio? Crescencio summer boom. Yep with an assistant Jared Bowen think that's so funny though Full-in-beating Tottenham and then West Ham is this I think should scare them just by that metric. You know, I mean they're like yeah

52:57Okay, okay. Well, this is what it is. Yeah, so then with West Ham winning that means now the fucking bottom of the table tightened up Real real nice right before the Tottenham Palace match meaning spurs are on 29 points of Forest with that draw got to 28 West Ham with that wing got to 28 So now they are one point off West Ham. They are now that they are of Tottenham. Yeah, sorry, sorry Yes, and then they're going into this match against crystal palace starts off like you would hope as of as a spurs fan They fucking score first for the first time in a long time And they're feeling good then within This was probably the craziest Like nine-minute stretch I've seen where you saw a team go from okay Maybe we're gonna turn this around to like fuck it. I'm gonna actually Set my house on fire when I get home like this is all fucked up. I don't want to see this anymore Because after the Salonky Selonky go Mickey van to then

53:59Get sent off in a way that would I was even a little bit like bro Don't You might have to just let this guy fucking have a shot. Otherwise, you're gonna be sent off and that's gonna be you Going 10 man down and giving them a penalty isn't as bad as them equalizing and you still have 11 men on the pitch But he just fucking lost it. So he's gone Ismailis are scores a penalty and then fucking before the half ends they scored two more goals to make it three one And this stadium fucking basically completely emptied And it was very very grim very grim and delicious How long until that stadium is a parking lot 30 years 40 years Maybe 50 they can't afford it bro. There's too much capital going on there. There's apps. Yeah. Yeah That's crazy. Hey, that's crazy. Hey, by me. I truly told I think all they have to do is actually win one game this year. Right. Yeah, they'll come up with a couple draws right And they'll get the shit beat out of my life right

55:00But if they win one game Will there's something very funny about getting a new manager and it being like this is Wayward. Yeah No bounce at all. I mean like this is fucked up. Jamie O'Hara Jamie O'Hara is leaving the talk sports studio. There's what was that thing? Was it Jamel? You sent about where someone on red it was like was like oh my god Jamel said that bro people are hoping They're rooting that were being the Iranian Iranian war is uh Slim chance of World War III starting this should happen and premier legal be cancelled Savey shot them from relegation also wouldn't leave That's just like you know what was they want Winston Churchill to come back. What's up with these guys. I don't know what the fuck This is this is such a crazy take that post was called this see this season is still salvageable and you're like okay Maybe they're talking about appointing some kind of other crisis man This motherfucker said it earned it the last time a season in a top flight league in England was cancelled Was the 1939 40 season when England entered World War II on September 3rd. All was I bet this sounds like some shit up

56:05Like so like it was in the army didn't you fucking dummies There it feels like some shit you prompt AI to be like What are some possibilities here and like the AI is like I mean one time the league was cancelled because of World War II Yeah, okay, so oh guys we all need to pray for World War III So we're not really and I did have like the Tottenham team having to sort of control drones like Yeah, like he and that is in shot, but they're they're so bad at it like it ends up and Shoot him. He ends up bombing their own stadium or something So like he's slanky's arsenal like fandom comes out It bombs on the Tottenham training ground Dominic you just did a drone strike on Christian Romero's dog. Yeah, yeah, sorry I thought it was yeah, I've heard wild things people were like we got to bring a hairy red nut back now And I'm like from Cheltenham. Hey, gonna get him leave that game. Yeah, that guy loves That guy loves it loves his horses. I think he's tiny. I think he's 80. Yeah, he's so fucking old

57:12Dude and nobody even none of those players remember the hairy red nap era of spurs probably they're like, I don't know But I remember poch and forward Stope you'll be like we need poch. We need sam alarm dice. I don't know what the fuck y'all need the problem was You fucked up when you didn't build off of that team that got to the Champions League final and then Subsequently let every player leave and didn't replace them and you're doing this is what happened to us too You had a team that fucking really did something we had the invincible And then we just ended up not replacing any of those key positions in terms of how those players contributed to our style of play like We were dying for a vieira replacement for fucking 90 years basically the every summer we talk about some magical holding midfielder That we'd be obsessed about and in the same way they let all their goal scorers go and this is like it's death by a thousand cuts and That's where you're at now part of me did feel I was like damn if they get relegated We won't be able to like we want have like a Darby where we can just rub this shit in their faces if we end up

58:14Come on away with some silverware this year, but then I realized too No, no if if they go down You will never live that down. Oh, yes, you've got to go down. You gotta go down. You gotta go down You got you got to the financial hit though. That's what's crazy, right? I was just reading like a lot of people are like I think aside from the arsenal thing and is there so much time wasting or they're holding on to the ball They negative with the game. I think the most talked about thing was all the ways people are talking about how Tottenham could end up going down forever if they don't get their shit together The biggest thing is the finances the BBC said that they were standing they could lose as much as $261 million if they go down. I'm asking you guys. This is a math question for sure now Tottenham's still in the Champions League And they mathematically have a chance to win the Champions League That's not so what's that so what the hell happens when they win the Champions League and get relegated

59:16Have we dealt with this like is the you ain't gonna have to step in and I think what you're I think you said They have a mathematical possibility, but I actually think it's impossible because it is it's on them And they're they're not gonna do it. They can't that they defy Mathematical They can't even get the new manager bounce and I know you're taking it serious Chris. I can see you with the advocates out I know you're running the number right Let me just I'm going on Oh, I'm just got that carry the three runs the numbers and then yeah Yeah, no, they're not they're not doing that shit. They're not gonna do that. They're not doing that. They're not doing that. They're not doing that Because that just seems awkward. What are they gonna do when they fucking pull up? They got to play at let it go Madrid next Okay, and you know, Diego Simeone It's it's playing bro. Yeah, you're not yeah. Yeah, you know To handle them you can't even you can barely score. I got break down as Simeone Mate, I'll tell you this if Tottenham do do that. I'm gonna get a tattoo of Grey's Anatomy season 23 on my face. Yeah

1:00:17face Just a full face tattoo Of the Yeah, just whatever the logo of Grey's Anatomy season is it 23? How many seasons that show that? Yeah, why'd you pull that knowledge out you a big shonda shonda? He might be down. Yeah The other thing though too is they said that the for spurs going down ticket revenue is gonna get fucked up The thing with the you know, because you're gonna be playing four more home matches in the championship That could cut down on availability for the stadium, which obviously the owners they they really there to make money on the state Because they're gonna fail back Oh, no, it could fuck up the NFL bag right if they're like whoa We try to have this game on this day and they're like well art We have kind of a fucked up schedule in the championship But the I at the end of the day. It sounds like financially. It's the NFL games. It's something like one The revenues from one NFL game at Tottenham hot spurs stadium is like five home matches combined You know where I'm going there. This has been they playing the whole time. They saw the revenue from that first Jaguar's game is

1:01:22We are an American football team Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get that shit here now these bum ass spurs fans, bro They're tripping and they're they don't want to pay the sixth most expensive ticket prices in Europe for absolute garbage Football week in a week. Oh, what the fuck is wrong with them? And then the sponsorships would take a hit too because a lot of the sponsors have Penalties for like being going like for relegation like Nike's gonna be like bro We're not trying to fucking make no championship it fuck out of here Or even a i a their shirt sponsor like the money gets cut up very quickly If they're relegated. I just keep thinking of you know have people sticking your mind beginning of this season I was playing in a in a game of football That got stopped early because one guy was I think I've mentioned the two guys before he just kept complaining and he made it Already fun a different guy who was wasn't that but is a big Tottenham fan was just harping on it guys We look like who does he so strong So strong goes across the field across the park we got we are we are honestly we are we're gonna be a match for Arsenal this year

1:02:27And I kept like you know, we don't really know me on it. It's someone's just talking a lot And I want to chip in and go well, I don't I don't know He then he then in a halftime team talk said guys just stuck you can the ball in the air We want to just get we want to use the use the use the field as a canvas and just paint across it paint brushes across it paint brushes across it Anyway, we lost about four goals But that was that was he sort of manifested us losing and he manifested our bad So strong so strong he is so hard to get the ball off Mate he's injured every week. Yeah, he can't even get the ball on him I don't know I just know the confidence is going down down down down down it looks so bad like The way they play the other thing is too like you you feel like so lanky He's been in the trenches before so he knows what it's like to to be dangerously near the bottom of the table

1:03:32We're Charleston with Everton also has some experience there But I think a lot of like playing at Tottenham. There's probably the ideas like well, that'll never happen to us So even if we phone it and we'll end up we'll end up not Well, we can probably be mid-table phoning it in But now they're phoning it in and they're in a relegation scrap and then on top of it I'm sure because a lot of these players I think they don't give a fuck enough about the club anyway They're like bro, why am I here now? This all this relegation shit y'all didn't sign anybody Everyone's fucking hurt note like the managers y'all pick fucking suck Man fuck this place and like it feels like You know when you go to like a retail store. That's about to go shut down for bankruptcy But like you don't think it's not advertised yet and you're like this motherfucker about close like bro the employees Yeah, yeah, the employees in here are help. They're they're giving you a shopping bag Yeah, yeah, bro, take whatever you want. I don't give just in it. That's what if that's what these spurs players the players feel like sounds like the woodbridge big lots Now wait, what happened at the woodbridge is big

1:04:34Another woodbridge virginia lore would you know time I went in there they had a creative Seattle Seahawks nightlights and I Did you know what I had to do What it was just like the logo that you plug in and That's okay Yeah, I mean completely wrong market you're a fucking Virginia like yeah, you'll see Hawks the night like there is Larry's Oh shit. Well, um look spurs. It's gonna be tough. You're going to and field next and then you're playing nodding him for us at home That one is gonna be fucking game of the year. I will be tuned in yeah, Tim That's the Super Bowl right now. That's gonna be that's gonna be sweet so many Oscar fans watching it. Oh my like maybe we should go to Tiedham Hartzers You know, definitely be

1:05:35It's easy. I honestly I've I've I've messaged any person I've ever met in my life trying to get asked on tickets for the time I'm over here Yeah, trying to get asked on tickets as well, and it's not as easy as when Arsenal were in their banter I'll tell you that but I know it isn't What is out the word is out the prices for the fuller match are fucking astronomical That's on May 2nd because that's two matches after the city Game and then Cassidy plays after us. They played Burnley have There's a there's potential, you know, right now the prices are being like shit might go down at that I don't know about that. We've all been burned by this before though, so we have to be much more yeah exactly Measures exact true exactly All right, y'all well, that's gonna do it for us this week. Can I just do one shout out for that? A solo a solo goal the guy from Newcastle go. Oh, yeah, that was serious goal that that was Lazy defend like McGuire felt like come on, bro. Don't shoot. Oh fuck is that what up? Yeah, yeah, it felt like come on

1:06:39The game was almost over when you had to go and fucking try and try for real Scoring a winner for ten men. Yeah, like that Good on it. Yeah, you get a wouldn't have to buy a pint for himself and you got some for the rest. Yeah, you go way. I Chris Martin anything to plug No, all right. Hell yeah. Uh, what about you Jamel aside from a Seahawks night light. Uh, yeah, I still got a few of those left Also on the road April 26th in San Francisco at last church check that out And some more dates broccoli house on Instagram. It's a little too poor veil in South Hampton getting them upsets today Uh, Google search shagging P Dawson South Hampton just search those words as a phrase and enjoy enjoy y'all And enjoy the rest of your week. We'll be back where again. We will be One step closer to the edge and I'm about to break all right. See y'all fight

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