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on the cruise. Yeah, Radio Lunch Box on Instagram, if you want to see what's going on on this cruise, I've been documenting like a mad man. Yeah, and I hope we're Morgan both of us have. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying I'm just letting them right now. In at Bobby Buncho, we are going to just kind of dive in through a bunch of questions. How's that sound? Sounds great. Alright. Does lunch box still shave his legs and kind of looks like it from photos? What? Did you ever shave your legs? Never in my life have I shaved my legs. Do you don't have hairy legs? I have hair on my legs. Did you just blonde? I don't know. I've never been asked that in my life, but somebody said that there is hair on his legs. I've never shaved him in my life, but so I don't know what that question is. Do you still shave your legs? Oh, that was a crazy wave. Did not like that feeling on my body. What? We are hitting some... Oh, there's even that big wave, man. No, the boat is rocking. Everything is shaking. That's because people are walking by. No, that is not. That's not why. Okay. Long, glad you don't shave your legs. Apparently, somebody thought you used to be like a runner, track star, and the reason
is because you shaved your legs. I never shaved my legs when I ran. I was really fast, but I didn't shave my legs. I didn't imagine if I would have shaved my legs, I'd probably go to run a 4-20 mile. That would have been amazing. Who got the drunkest so far? I think we both have the same answer. Are you ready? One, two, three. One, two, three. Oh, you mean to the show members. I was like, I don't know their name, but they were passed out. There was a listener passed out in the... Don't be calling out the listeners. Well, they were in the opus when the radio, what do they call rodeo disco? They were playing. There was dude just sprawled out on the chairs, passed out drunk. I mean, so I would say that was the drunkest, but Ray out of the show. Definitely out of the show. But that's not really saying much. Ray literally has three drinks, and he's hammered. We were in Key West, and he had four drinks, he's like, I don't remember taking the golf cart back. I'm like, what? How is that? He didn't say that to me. He's like, are you sure we got it back? I was like, yes, Ray. We were all there. Yeah, we were there, dude. You were there, too. There we are. You got to stop.
Hey, we're in a different podcast. You can't reference something from the first podcast. Lunchbox is yelling at a lady who keeps walking around the track. She's been walking for an hour and a half. Do you guys have any particular travel routines? No. No. Lunchbox just forgets things, and he packs it in one small bag. We didn't even travel routine. Yeah, like anything you do in particular while traveling. No. Well, I don't even, because you go to different places, you can't do the same thing. I've never been on a ship like this, so I've never, I mean, no, I don't have a routine. I pack my bags about an hour before I'm supposed to leave. That's my routine, and my theory is, if it doesn't fit in the bag, you don't need it. I don't feel like that's how it works because then you had to buy stuff, so you didn't need it. No, I didn't need it. No, no, I needed sunscreen. It could have fit in the bag, but I thought it would explode on the plane. Why did you think that? Because the pressure, you're not allowed to bring spray sunscreen on a plane. It'll explode. 100%. That's never one of the ones that they asked, you know, when you're at the thing. Yeah, they say aerosol can. Oh, I guess that's true.
I've never brought spray, though. I normally have like lotion. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the lotion. You just do the spray. It's quicker easier. That's quicker and easier. That's quicker and easier, and I need, you know, you to spray it on my back, and so I know you're not going to want to rub the lotion on my back. That's true. I mean, you may want to, but I can't allow you to do that. No, I'm good. I'm very much appreciate you doing a spray. Okay. That's there. I don't think I have any particular travel routines either. Yeah, I don't think I do. I mean, I have like TSA pre-check, so I try and show up as late as I possibly can and just scoot on in there. Yeah, it's not a routine. That's just... Well, there's people who will show up like, we got there, when I got to the airport, you had got there even later than I did, but when I got to the airport, Bay and Ray were already there. Scooboo and his wife were already there, and I was like 45 minutes until we were about to board. Yeah, I was 30 minutes still boarding. Yeah, and they were both there like an hour and a half before me. Oh, Scooboo got there two and a half hours early because he got a massage and a pedicure, Ray was there three hours early because Ray is the most wound up tight guy I've ever met in my life.
He's going to have a heart attack by 72. Yeah. So no, I don't have any travel routines. I mean, just have a good time. That's what I do. Yeah, I try. You know, I've really tried and it doesn't even still work, but I'll try and plan outfits for every day, so then I don't pack a lot, but then I still had to check back, so. Yeah, I mean, I guess my routine is make sure everybody has fun, because I mean, my new nickname on this cruise has been King of the Cruise. Everybody's been, there's the King of the Cruise. There's King of the Cruise. I've been with you a lot, and I haven't heard it any, but I didn't know that was my new nickname, but thanks for that. I appreciate it. I have not heard that one time. Yeah, you, I don't know. He must have been listening. You know what? I've heard though. King of the Cruise. King of the Cruise. I don't think it's you. It's pretty nice. I really appreciate that, guys. On the cruise ship since it's been really human and windy, what products were you using for your curly hair? You saw my crazy curls, the natural curls. I did. From the ocean, the U.S. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that was, because I thought that was just natural. It was. Right, right. That's not humidity. It's like when your hair, it gets humid and windy, your hair kind of does all crazy things.
Oh. You know, you want to know you don't really have like long hair. Yeah, I don't know any. I haven't used any products with the humidity. I'm just going to go in all natural, and it seems to be working for me. Yeah, I use like an anti-fritz spray, but then my natural curls, it was just straight up ocean sea salt water, and that's, I just let it be what it was. So I don't really have a lot of tips there. Is the lunch box still complaining about his room? No, I haven't complained as much, because I mean, we're already on the ship, so I can't complain anymore. I mean, there's nothing to complain about. It is what it is. We are, you know, nine days into this cruise, and it's not going to change, so there's no point in complaining anymore. And I'll be honest, I didn't realize on cruise, you're not in your room that much. Yeah. I didn't realize that. And it's big enough to, you know, go to bed, take a shower. I will say that if I was a couple on the cruise ship, I'd complain about the size of the shower, because you can't both get in there at the same time. That kind of sucks. That feels like a weird complaint, yep. Okay. Well, I mean, you never get in the shower with your family.
Don't you just want to be really close and uptight and personal anyway, so. Yeah, but I mean, it's not, I mean, you can't be enjoyable in there. Okay. Which cast member is enjoying the cruise the most? I don't know. I feel like it probably, it probably me, no, no, me, you complain a lot. You want to take naps and you want to eat all the time, you know, yeah, I say I'm sleepy. Okay. That's same. That is the exact same thing is saying I'm tired, it's the, it's the two that goes with it. You're just like, oh, I'm so tired. I didn't want to nap. I don't want to do anything. And I'm like, I'm sleepy. It's different vibes. No, no, no, just because you say I'm sleepy and you have a mouse voice, doesn't mean it's not. It is a little less aggressive. Yes. Oh my God. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty much dominating this cruise. Morgan goes to bed early. I stay up till 2 a.m. So you do have to do am one night and you would bed every other night. We've gone to bed at the same time. I don't know about that. That is literally true. Maybe it is. We've been hanging out together the whole time. Maybe you're right. I don't know. But yeah, I think I'm pretty much dominating it. I mean, I would say Ray, you would say that because of what he's drinking, but the stress
that comes with him, I don't know if he's enjoying it at all. That's right. True. I mean, he got, like we were doing the show from the cruise ship and he, he doesn't even have to do anything. Like, he can't control any buttons or anything. He still came in this room two and a half hours early for no reason. He did. That did happen. Okay. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back with some more questions. You know the feeling. You put on a button down and the collar just feels loose. It's curling over or flattening out too much and it just looks messy. You need the click. Working stiffs invented the original magnetic collar stay. We're talking high end materials here, German surgical steel and powerful rare earth magnets. You slide the stay in, you place the magnet inside the shirt, click. Like a hidden button down collar. It's the difference between looking tired and looking sharp. Don't let your collar get sloppy. Lock it down. Check them out at workandstiffs.com. That's W-U-R-K-I-N-STiffs.com.
Click into place. Hey, this is Wells Adams with Buy Order of the Faithfuls podcast alongside my fellow Faithfuls and co-hosts, Tamra Judge and Laura's Catania. The three of us have been watching the season of the Traders and we've been inside that castle. So we have insight unlike many others. This season of the Traders may be the best we've ever seen. Listen to Buy Order the Faithfuls on America's number one podcast network, iHeart, followed by Order of the Faithfuls and start listening on the free iHeart Radio app today. All right. Good things only, lunch box. What has been our favorite part of the crew so far? Oh man, the beach in Nassau was great. The casino has been a lot of fun. The blackjack tournament. Oh, tequila, sunrise, bingo, oh my gosh, fantastic. There were so many people. It was a great time and then also Keith Irwin, phenomenal, phenomenal, spell it with me,
phenomenal. Why do you keep doing that? You did that with beautiful too. Yeah, spell it with me. I don't want to spell it with you. I would agree with Keith Irwin. That was just such a unique experience to see the cruise ship on one side. You're down. You're watching Keith Irwin. There's only like 2,000 people. Right. You're never going to see Keith Irwin. Irwin, we're down under. You're never going to see him with so few people. Yeah. That was what was real cool. Yeah. And he was like really up close and personal with a lot. He moved in the crowd and it was even just fun to watch. We came back to the boat halfway through and we were watching it from the balcony, which was cool too. I talked to somebody and they were like, we were front row, Keith, oh, it was Regina, the guy from Regina, Colton from Regina and his girl, CJ, they said we were up close. He was sweating on us. Oh my gosh. This sweat was dripping on us. I'm like, okay. It's a riving. And she said her neck hurt from looking up at him. Yeah. That was fun. And I will say, like my career, doing the karaoke thing has been so much fun for me.
Yeah. Like the people are partying down there. It's like the end of the night. So people are just like letting loose. Everybody's dancing and vibing together. So karaoke's been fun. I am excited to do my bingo though. Yeah. That's a lot of fun. I feel like that one's going to be fun. Do you get seasick? I do. Lunchbox doesn't. No. I don't even notice. That's all. I'm going to patch every single day and I've taken drama and like two or three times a day. I feel like it's just walking on land, man. I don't even notice the waves. That's so wild. Like as much as you do get sick, that you're not it's kind of to get sick that often guys. You guys are exaggerating how often I get sick. But you do get sick. So like normally like you're just more susceptible maybe? No, that's germs. Yeah, so you're more susceptible to things? This the boat, the rocking of a boat is not germs. That's true. It's not. kids. When you have kids, if you ever do, I'm going to tell you what, you are going to regret ever talking about how much I got sick, because you are going to get sick so freaking much. Okay, but correct me if I'm wrong. Really where it's like where it gets sick is when they're in
like daycare or school because that's where they're bringing it home. Yeah. But if like they, you know, you stay home with them, maybe you don't get a sick, is that, is that could that be accurate? I mean, I don't know if you even go out in public, I figure they pick up the germs because kids are peachy dishes and they stick their hands and so on. There were dishes. Peatry. There we go. That's what I said. Okay. Yeah, I do. I do. I've been getting really sick. I'm currently because we're so close to Bimini. We're only going like six miles an hour and it's making me very sick that we're going slow. I wish we were just hitting it and I'd be a lot better. I'm good. Like a champ. Yeah. And that's, I think that's why that vodka shop really did me in. Yeah. Because I was already seasick and then yeah, that do it. That's why I've been avoiding drinking too much. We don't need me seasick and drunk. Both haven't been happening. Have you guys been getting noticed by any fans? Yeah. That's it. No. None. Dustin. None whatsoever, man. Like we've been walking around the boat. Carefree. Not taking a single picture, man. Oh, yeah. No. We've talked to everybody who wants to talk. Dustin, let's just put it this way, man. I've taken 6,332 pictures. I've counted.
What did you love about cruising that you weren't expecting to love this from Lindsay in Pennsylvania? I don't know. I mean, it's crazy. There's always stuff going on. This woman has been walking for two hours now. Stop paying attention to the woman, let her walk. I can't help it. Now I'm going to see her out in the ship and be like, girl, you need to stop walking. I don't know. I think all of it. I thought it was going to be miserable and I don't know. It's been great. Yeah. I mean, there wasn't really anything that I wasn't not suspecting of because I've been on cruises before. So it was about on par. I think the cooler thing about this one is that there's been country music everywhere, which has been fun. Like live music is happening all the time. That's unusual than a typical cruise. Normally, you have like DJs and music playing over speakers. This has a little bit more live atmosphere to it. So I think that's been really fun about this one. We've got, oh, how has he continually let us launch box fans down at easy trivia? He's gotten worse and worse.
What? Yeah. That's the question from who? No, that's from Sam O'Sha. So I think it's Sam. Sam O'Sha, man, look, man. Let's just say that, yeah, you need to give your good days, your bad days. It happens and they keep giving me super hero trivia. And I don't know anything about superheroes. I don't watch that crap. So maybe I need to watch and make my kids watch that vingers and all that so I can learn about these people because they know when they want to eliminate me, they go, next category is going to be superheroes. Well, you know, lunch is going to be out. Let's just notice that. They like to go to superheroes when I'm in the game. That's all I'm going to say. Well, I didn't. Your significant others go on the trip. Because I have three kids. And my three kids cannot watch themselves as much as I think a seven year old could get the school on time by himself and get his brother there. I don't know if they could handle the four year old. Yeah. And my fiance had to work. And honestly, we were like debating it. Like, is it really worth him taking off work when I have to still work a bunch? We'd rather go on a vacation
together when I don't have to work a bunch. And he's watching the girls. So, um, but guess that's why those are those are why and maybe next year we'll figure it out where they both can come. My wife will not come next year. Yeah, thanks. No, I'll tell you right now. We have three kids. That fact never changes. Yeah, that fact never changes. My wife didn't say he's really glad my fiance didn't come because he'd be really bored. Oh, my gosh. Because I would have had no one to hang out with. It would have been awkward. Best thing I've had to eat. Shannon from North Carolina. We got to feel like, what are the some of the best food drinks treats you both have had on the cruise so far? Oh, well, the Pignacoladas have been delicious. I mean, they really have. They really are tasting magnificent. And the ice cream. The ice cream is like my thing. Okay, the ice cream. Yeah, I know. Gelato. She has been ordering room service ice cream every night. No, I go and get it myself. At least I do a little of these steps to go get it. French fries with the ice cream, though, in particular. Disgusting. It's so good. Every time you do that, I want to smack the french fry out of your hands. You know what? The grill has the best french fries because they're in like a little boat form and they're perfect for scooping with ice cream. Disgusting. Okay, we're going to wrap this
up. We have one more question, but I am going to do two quick shout outs. We had somebody who said, I'm so glad you both stayed on board. You're doing a great job. And we and somebody else that you too are the funniest, great content from you both. It looks like you guys are having a blast. So now I will end it on this. What is the funniest thing that has happened on the crew so far? Oh, man. Oh, the drunk girl getting on stage with Scotty McCruery was pretty funny because he was doing this tribute to his wife. And it was like, oh my gosh, so cute. He was like, I love her. She's my best friend. He was like, and this is her favorite song that I've ever written. And he starts to play it and this girl comes out and starts dancing. I'm like, oh my god, that's his wife. And one is wife. There's just some random drunk girl on the ground. That was funny. And then also to Kila Bingo, this woman got a work call from her work. Why she was on the cruise and I answered it. And they're like, hey, whatever her name was. And I was like, yeah, she's not here right now because she quits. And I quit her job for her. And then I hung up. I need to know if she's
okay. You know, I need an update on her. She's still employed. That is funny. The me hitting the guy with the duck was good. We went on stage with Ray. And we were doing an intro out on the pool deck. And I brought some ducks with me. We were supposed to hype up the crowd before Kila Bingo. And I brought some ducks with me to throw them out to an astronaut. Everybody was like wanting them. And I threw it in one direction and there was a guy sleeping and I just chucked it right out. I'm on accident. Hit him right in the chest. He woke up like, what just happened? Oh, he was asleep. That's messed up. Everybody was laughing. But I don't think he was. I need to make sure he's okay if I can find him. Yeah. I thought the Q&A, the Bobby Bones Show Q&A was really funny. Of course you thought that was funny. That was like all you. It was hilarious. I enjoyed my shot in that Q&A. That was good. And then the other funny one was us. So lunchbox and I were when we were out at NASA, we were coming back to the boat. We needed to get in by a certain time. And we saw two buses like drive by us and we looked at each other like, oh, that's full of a bunch of people. We need to beat them so we can get on the boat in time. I didn't want to
wait in line. Like, you know how people had to wait to get back on a cruise ship. They have to check your ID, scan you in. It's like, oh my god. That's going to be 35 minutes and we have to wait behind all those people. We ran and ran and ran. And lunchbox is her and he all the time was complaining, oh, I'm hurting number and I can't run. I was like, we got to go. We cannot get stuff behind these people. Well, fast forward. I ran into it parably. And they were like, we saw you in lunch running by our buses. It's parably in the buses. There was not people on the ship. So we were running to beat parably on the ship. So that's pretty funny too. But now wrap us up. All right. Anything else? Yeah. Thank you. Radio lunchbox on Instagram and on TikTok and everything else. What's mine? You want to tell them? Web girl Morgan. Thank you. And you can follow the show too. We put some stuff up there at Bobby Bone Show. And we're going to get out of here. Thanks for asking questions. If you're on the cruise, thanks for being on the cruise. And if you're thinking about booking for next year, you should. It's a great time. There is already Riley Green's been announced. So it'll be a fun time. All right. Getting out of here. Bye guys. Bye. That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
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