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Weekend Update

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1:01We, I think we had a good weekend. Well, I'm trying to think what happened over the weekend. Well, I went to a birthday party yesterday. What time did you pull up? I pulled up. Well, interesting you say. I pulled up because I stopped here yesterday first. I dropped off some stuff. I got some, I tried to get some snacks for us. Got some very crispy treats. Do you try to make us fat? No, I just thought, well, they're not terrible for you, are they? They can't be, there's got many candy bars, gotta be worse, right? So anyway, yeah, I came in here yesterday to get a couple of things done, because the party was at three o'clock. And, yeah, I just want to get the name of this wrong. What, where it was? No, no, no. Okay, so, yeah, so I got here yesterday, and then I was like, I had time to kill. I'm like, what am I going to do? Because if I should, I don't want to be there at three on the dot, because I'm really early. Right. So I went over to found sound in Ferndale. Second time I've been there, I'm just telling you right now. I've never heard of that. If it all comes to a close for me, and I just win the lottery and whatever,

2:03and I'm all done in this business, I'm going to go work with found sound with Ray, a found sound. What does found sound do? Found sound is a record store that sells records. Records, yeah, and CDs and cassettes and eight tracks. No, you're not going to go work there. It's like being in Harmony House again. No, we have a couple of those places in Ann Arbor. They're cool, but oh, it's so fun. They're also, I mean, I'm sure found sound does well, but they're a rare borderline extinct. Why are you crushing his dreams? If he wants to go work there, let him go work. I need him to have, I think you should speak from experience. I mean, it was shoulder to shoulder in found sound yesterday. Maybe that's the cool new thing. Maybe that's why because there's not very many looking through stuff. Yeah, because that was the thing to do. I don't know if you missed out on that craze, but going to record stores was. I was never a part of that, but with places like anthropology

3:04and I think urban outfitters that are bringing back the record players for a new generation. Look, there's me just flipping through Mariah Carey album. Of course you are. Did you buy one? Oh, I got a couple. I got a couple. Of course you did. Just flipping through some Janet. And Ray owns found sound. I don't know phrase the owner. Maybe he is. I guess so. John Cusack worked there. No, John Cusack does not work there. He does not. Okay. It does not. That's a movie Chelsea called High Fidelity or Infidelity. High Fidelity. Not Infidelity. High Fidelity. Not Infidelity. High Fidelity. I'm happening right now. I don't know. But it's a movie about a record store. Right. So, so yeah, so then I did that. So then I left and I went to Dre's birthday party. I don't know, lady. Was my best friend Higgs there? And you start writing down the names of the places that you end so that you're not searching for your phone. Yes. It was that pocket change to Trey. Pocket change, which is right around the corner from the eye heart building.

4:06Oh. Was my best friend Hoops there? Hoops was not there. Oh. Hoops was not there. But Hoops's sister was there. Oh, okay. Who I met? She's a other sister. There you go. And I was pretty excited. I made it onto the birthday cake. You did your picture. I was on the birthday cake. Wow. You like friend jumped. I friend jumped? Yeah. Well, to remember that sign filled episode where they get made God parents. Yes, that's right. They're totally friend jumping. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you and Dre have only been friends like a month and you're already on the cake. We made friends a couple months. You know, there's some dude Thomas there that she's like on it. Thomas has been friends with Dre since he's in a fourth three. Yeah. There is a picture of me and Dre and there does look like a guy off to the side that looks like he's like this. Mm-hmm. And he probably is. Yeah. So, yeah, they had a birthday cake for him and it's got all pictures and things of him on it. And one of the pictures is me interviewing him on Fox 2. Oh, that's cool. So it's not really like that. That's cool. But yeah, yeah.

5:07So anyway, so they had some cheese out and they had, I had like a captain and diet. And you had a lot of family there and friends started showing up. I met this great Detroit photographer who we will be using for a project. Okay. Nice. And he's done, he just shot all the pistons players. Fantastic work. Nice. And then Dre's like, I think, I don't know, I mean, a lot of people here, maybe I wonder if we should have got some food or something. I'm like, yeah. You think? You probably should have got some food, Dre. You didn't order anything. You went to the extent of getting a venue. Got the venue. Invited a bunch of people. Yeah. Hold him one to pull off. There was a beauty. Pull up at three. Now, if this cheese platter was all that, I'd be okay with that being it. It was quite the shakudari board. Okay. And then the sweets. Okay. Yeah, no, I want food. There's not a subsidy food there. So he's like, maybe I should get some pizzas. I'm like, I will rescue this party. I will get the pizzas.

6:07My God. And I immediately called subpoenas to Pino, and ordered 10 pizzas. Oh my God. Life was great. Look at you. And that's Thomas why you're not on a cake. That's why. By the way, saw that you gave subpoena a little shout out on your Instagram that they're higher. And I was thinking, Alison, maybe me and you try out pizza, Alison and Chelsea, try that. Alison and Chelsea try serving. What are you two going off on your own? Yeah. Oh, we've got a whole plan and it doesn't include you. Plan in the works. Oh, is it like a spinoff? Listen, this is like paradise now. We got to find a way to the bunker, we just have to, no matter, no matter what, Jay, you're safe already. You're safe. We got to get there. You're safe. I don't know. We're all. I don't know. Mister subpoena, can we please work there? Wait, what big show remained on the air, but then there was a spinoff show that included

7:10some of the cast members, anything like that? I don't know. Are we are Chelsea and either ropers? You're the ropers. There's got to be a better reference, but it's a good reference for three companies, three company and the ropers, but the ropers didn't go on very long as long as season or two. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Oh, man. Looking for excitement. Jumbo Casino is here. Play any time, play anywhere, play on the train, play at the store, play at home, play when you're bored, play today for your chance to win and get daily bonuses when you log in. So what are you waiting for? Don't delay. The show is free to play. Experience social gameplay like never before. Go to Jumbo Casino right now to play hundreds of games, including online slots, bingo, slingo, and more. Live the Jumbo Life at JumboCasino.com. No purchase necessary VGW group void for prohibited by law, 21 plus terms and conditions apply. Every day the world gets a little weirder and a lot more awesome. Cool stuff daily takes a look at everything from mining in space to the latest in the

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